01:29Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
01:33What did you think I would do at this moment?
01:38Objection!
01:40Overrude.
01:41You want to be human in the eyes of the law.
01:45The important thing about being human is making a contribution to society.
01:49Where the hell's my coffee? You're not building rockets. Figure it out!
01:52I'm a prick.
01:5320 bucks, I could toss a cookie crisp into that guy's ass crack.
01:55Do it.
01:55I'm gonna do it.
01:57Oh my god!
01:58Who did that?
01:59Sir, I apologize for my five-year-old child.
02:01Bad boy.
02:02You sit there and eat your fish nuggets.
02:03Fishy nuggies!
02:04All right, I'm gonna ask you a few test questions now. You're ready?
02:12Yep, bring it on.
02:13Do you consider yourself to be human?
02:14Objection!
02:15Sustained!
02:15No, the witness can't object.
02:16Overrule!
02:17Sidebar!
02:17Guilty!
02:18Speculation!
02:18Dearsay!
02:19Bailiff!
02:19Briefcase!
02:19Disregard!
02:20In my chamber!
02:21Stop Beaver on the witness!
02:22Arrest!
02:22We could totally be lawyers.
02:23Thank you.
02:23Let's be on!
02:25Let's be on!
02:28Now!
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