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Nadie Se Mete Con Mamá – FULL HD MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00夫人
00:05
00:09妈咪 这次中秋节
00:11你把七十大兽带着孩子们回来一趟
00:15好 我知道了
00:17儿子 你外公七十大兽
00:20外婆特地打电话过来
00:22喊我回趟老家
00:23你们也一定要回来
00:25
00:26Go ahead.
00:29It took a long time.
00:31Take it easy.
00:32Welcome back.
00:33Aunt girl, I'm ready.
00:34Don't worry.
00:35Welcome back.
00:36Aunt.
00:37Aunt.
00:38Aunt.
00:39Aunt.
00:40Aunt.
00:41Aunt.
00:43Aunt.
00:44Aunt.
00:45Aunt.
00:46Aunt.
00:47Aunt.
00:49Aunt.
00:50Aunt.
00:51Aunt.
00:52Dear Mom.
00:53A family will be able to get together.
00:58Let's go.
00:59Let's go.
01:00Let's go.
01:01Let's go.
01:02Let's go.
01:12Your wife, this is your father's love.
01:15He's prepared for you.
01:17Let's go.
01:18I'll take you.
01:19Please.
01:20I'll take you.
01:22I'll take you.
01:25Okay.
01:26Let's go.
01:27I'll take you.
01:28I'll take you.
01:29I'll take you.
01:36Let's go.
01:37Let's go.
01:38Let's go.
01:39My two-year-old daughter and her husband's wife.
01:42My wife.
01:43My wife.
01:44I'm here.
01:45I'm here.
01:46You're welcome.
01:47You're welcome.
01:48You're welcome.
01:49Good.
01:50Let's go.
01:51Let's go.
01:53Let's go.
01:54Let's go.
01:55月儿坐
01:55进屋
01:57我三缘和他在市里开大公司的老公也回来了
02:03这回看的是宝马
02:05
02:05三回来了
02:07爸 祝您七十大寿生日快乐
02:09爸生日快乐
02:11这是我给你拍卖回来的国教一五七三
02:15二姐夫 二姐夫 都在里面等你的
02:20进屋吧
02:21
02:21了不起呀 老赵
02:24几个女儿都嫁得相当不错
02:26你享福了
02:27那是当然
02:28毕竟是我愁大福的女儿
02:31就是就是就是
02:32这不是你家离了婚的大女儿吗
02:37好多年都不见了
02:39救人现业的东西
02:41她怎么也会来
02:42
02:44今天是您七十岁生日
02:47女儿给您拜售了
02:49十几年都没回来
02:51你还知道有个爹
02:53爸 我
02:55够了
02:56回来了就回来了
02:58就你一个人回来的
03:00您三个外孙工作忙
03:02要晚一点到
03:03又没什么正经工作
03:04有什么可忙的
03:06这是你的大外孙
03:07叫我的车动人
03:08这是什么
03:09二位
03:09三位
03:10三位
03:10行了行了
03:11别在这儿处着了
03:13不嫌丢人了
03:15
03:17这是您大外孙
03:18为您准备的礼物
03:20你大外孙的首领
03:22是茅台
03:23你二妹
03:24送的首领
03:25是国教一五七三
03:26
03:27你这都是什么玩意儿啊
03:29你丢人现业
03:30一会儿
03:31你既然自己回去
03:33阿梅
03:35
03:36
03:37
03:38她爸
03:39这大女儿好不容易回来
03:41你就别扯了
03:42
03:43
03:44阿梅
03:45
03:46咱们先进屋
03:47
03:53阿梅
03:54妈跟你说
03:55你爸呢
03:56脾气痒了
03:57身体又不好
03:58今天
03:59又是他的七十大寿
04:01就别跟他吵了
04:02顺着他点
04:04好的 妈
04:05我听你的
04:09孩子
04:10这些年
04:11哭了你了
04:14
04:17求您这句话
04:18一切都值了
04:22来了
04:23那我先去忙了
04:25你看 他们都在
04:28你跟你大妹小妹
04:30好好叙叙旧
04:31
04:32那我先走了
04:35你去吧
04:36来了 来了
04:39大妹小妹
04:44好久不见
04:45大姐来了
04:47大姐来了
04:49大妹小妹
04:51我说
04:52你们怎么坐在外面啊
04:54外面风多大啊
04:55走屋里
04:56屋里可有空调呢
04:57好好好
04:58好嘞
04:59好嘞 爸
05:01等等
05:02你干嘛去
05:03帮厨去
05:04听什么他们可以进去住空调
05:06我就要去帮忙
05:08你能和他们比吗
05:09你大妹是当老师的
05:11大学文凭
05:12你二妹
05:13公务员
05:14你小学都没毕业
05:15还是个扫大些的
05:16你怎么和他们毕业
05:18
05:19我不是
05:20怎么又吵开了呀
05:21
05:22
05:23同样是女儿
05:24为什么我就要去干活
05:26那你歇着
05:28妈去吧
05:29
05:30
05:31算了
05:32还是我去吧
05:33大姐从小就喜欢干活
05:35天生的劳努力
05:36就是
05:37人穷啊
05:38就要勤快点
05:39走了 走了
05:40走了
05:41走了
05:42周总
05:43赫里也安排做汤子
05:44
05:46走了 走了
05:47走了
05:52周总
05:53赫里也安排做汤子
05:54
05:55
06:08
06:09
06:10我到镜头了
06:11那就好
06:12路上小心啊
06:13注意安全
06:14马上和老二老三会合
06:17然后赶回村里去
06:18
06:19你好久没有回外公家了
06:21他们对你还好啊
06:23挺好的
06:24毕竟是一家人
06:26那就好
06:27那就好
06:44阿美
06:45阿美
06:47阿美
06:49这个酒呢
06:50是你小妹过年的时候拿过来的
06:53一会儿你把它给你爸送过去
06:55就说你带来的
06:57不用
06:58我带了酒
06:59哎呀
07:00好孩子
07:01你听妈说啊
07:03你爸这人呀
07:04和我一辈子就好联名
07:06我知道
07:07
07:08你把这好酒呀
07:09给他拿过去
07:11他在人前呀
07:12面积都能过去了
07:14你们俩不是就合计了吗
07:16来来来
07:17你拿着
07:18妈呀
07:19你拿着吗
07:20妈都可以准备好拿着
07:21你误会吗
07:22我带的礼物
07:23是你大外孙特地准备的
07:25一定不会差的
07:26
07:28
07:33哎呀
07:34你干嘛呢
07:35你吓我一跳
07:36我呀
07:37再听妈
07:38打起手吧
07:39
07:40她们说什么呢
07:41大姐不是拿了一瓶那个破烂酒
07:44来给爸送礼吗
07:45爸的面子又挂不住
07:47我看见呀
07:48妈刚才拿着
07:49你过年的时候送到五粮液
07:51给大姐了
07:52让大姐送给爸称称面子
07:54
07:55凭什么拿我的酒给她称面子
07:57不行
07:58我得找他们去
07:59行了 你别去了
08:00人家没药
08:02没药
08:03喝了
08:04为什么呀
08:06人家说了
08:07他那酒呀
08:08可是他那大儿子
08:09费尽心思才拿来的
08:11你的那五粮液好多了
08:13
08:14谁也不知道
08:15他儿子就是个摆地摊的臭屌丝
08:18能用什么好酒啊
08:19你说的是啊
08:20那个酒
08:22他把包装都拆了
08:23那不他说什么就什么
08:25你知道吗
08:26你知道吗
08:27现在科技发达得很
08:29用专用的价格扫码器啊
08:31往那酒瓶上一扫
08:32这酒多少钱啊
08:34就都知道了
08:35他还有这东西呢
08:37我给我老公去说啊
08:39等价格扫码器一到
08:52我看他还怎么吹牛
08:54就是
08:55咱们这个大姐呀
08:56十几年没见了
08:58什么都没学会
08:59学会吹牛了
09:00
09:01
09:02要我看一下
09:03这一次呀
09:04就得让他出出洋相
09:05好好治治他这臭毛病
09:07
09:08就是
09:09这是我大女儿送到寿里
09:11
09:12记上
09:13老嫂子这
09:14
09:15没事
09:16记上
09:17没事记上
09:18慢着
09:20
09:21我知道你从小就偏心大姐
09:23但是
09:24你也不能拿着我和我老公送的酒
09:25给他做人情吧
09:26
09:27
09:28你是什么
09:29难道不是吗
09:30
09:31不是我和我老公
09:32过年那会给你提回来的吗
09:33
09:34
09:35小声点
09:36
09:37怎么
09:38还怕人说啊
09:39
09:40我不是针对你
09:41我只是
09:42看不惯有些人回娘家
09:44还不舍得花钱
09:45卖礼品
09:47你们俩
09:48又在那吵什么呢
09:49
09:50阿兰
09:51这不是过年的时候
09:52你给我拿回来的五粮液吗
09:54怎么又把它翻出来了
09:55
09:56大姐空着手回来
09:57脸上挂不住
09:58就拿我和你小女婿
10:00给你送的酒
10:01拿来撑场面
10:02什么
10:03这没人呢
10:04人呢
10:05这没
10:06你给我出来
10:07
10:09怎么了
10:10瞧瞧你
10:11干的好事
10:14我怎么了
10:15怎么了
10:16还不认错
10:20都怪我
10:21都是我的
10:22都怪我
10:23
10:24我都说了
10:25不用
10:26我带的酒
10:27不比这个酒差了
10:29你这个独孝之女
10:31你要气死我吗
10:32
10:33你这是干什么呀
10:34说家长不可外扬
10:35当着这么多人的妙
10:36本来我就不想说什么了
10:38可你
10:39非要把我交劲
10:40怎么了
10:41大姐
10:42都到这份上了
10:43你还没看清楚情况啊
10:45
10:46大妹
10:47我倒想听听
10:48我犯的哪门子天调
10:49大姐
10:50咱都是一家人
10:52本来呢
10:53我也不想说
10:54你非要闹
10:55可别怪我
10:56我不给你留脸呢
10:58
10:59我也想听听
11:00大家都知道
11:01你离婚这么多年了
11:03一个人
11:04带大三个孩子
11:05不容易
11:06是吧
11:07是不容易
11:08
11:09
11:10就不要虚伪
11:12不要硬装有钱人
11:14说自己拿的这个酒
11:16有多贵
11:17有多值钱
11:18这没道理呀
11:20我没有
11:22你十几年没回家
11:24我不怪你
11:25我七十大寿
11:26也不缺你
11:27和你那几个肺腹儿子的几张破嘴
11:29来吃饭
11:30
11:31他们不信
11:32就算你不送你
11:33我也不会说你
11:34可你总不能
11:35随便地在路边店
11:36买瓶破酒
11:37买瓶破酒
11:38来凑数吧
11:39对呀
11:40这路边店的酒能喝吗
11:41这是要喝出人命的
11:43算谁的呢
11:44
11:45我这酒不是路边店买的
11:47是你大外孙
11:48特地从明酒收藏家手里收的
11:50花了很多钱
11:52花了多少钱呢
11:54这个我不知道
11:56装装装
11:58又装
11:59八姐
12:00咱能不能别这么虚伪啊
12:03要装啊
12:04也得上点心
12:06像你这个呀
12:07看这也太浮演
12:08太拙劣了吧
12:09太拙劣了吧
12:11
12:12你是说这个呀
12:13我是觉得这包装太重了
12:15所以没拿
12:16够了
12:17现在就做
12:18就到
12:19我没你这个女儿
12:20我要怎么说
12:21你才能信呢
12:22你给我闪开
12:23村长
12:24我们进
12:25跟大家 decorated
12:27我们进去
12:29我们进去
12:30大家老说啊
12:31老说
12:32你坐
12:33你坐
12:34你坐
12:35李总
12:36这是你要的酒驾专用扫把器
12:40你们真是早就计算好了呀
12:45是呀怎么样
12:46怕了吗
12:48我怕什么
12:49What?
12:50If you don't want to be afraid, you can't
12:53give me a couple of questions?
12:54What?
12:55If you're going to be afraid, you can't
12:57get a couple of questions.
12:59If you're looking for the next door, you'll be
13:00going to get me three things.
13:02You're wrong.
13:03You're wrong.
13:04You're wrong.
13:06You're wrong.
13:08You're wrong.
13:09You're wrong.
13:10You're wrong.
13:11You're wrong.
13:12Mom, you're wrong.
13:15I'm wrong.
13:17You are wrong.
13:19You're wrong.
13:21What?
13:22The same side.
13:24You're wrong.
13:25My name is your wife.
13:27You're wrong.
13:28I don't want to fight me.
13:29You're wrong.
13:30You're wrong.
13:31I'm wrong.
13:32I'm wrong.
13:34I'm wrong.
13:36That's a good time.
13:37Your wife is on stage.
13:39This is us all across the price.
13:41The price is handmade in this picture.
13:43It's the price.
13:44We're on stage.
13:46It's the price of the price.
13:48It's the price of the price.
13:50The owner, you check it out.
13:52No problem.
13:54Let's go.
13:56Let's go.
14:02Let's go.
14:08How fast.
14:10How much is it?
14:12Of course.
14:14I'll give you a shot.
14:16I'll give you a shot.
14:18This one is too much.
14:20I'm not sure how much.
14:22I'm not sure how much.
14:24I'll give you a shot.
14:26I'll give you a shot.
14:28I'll give you a shot.
14:30You're right.
14:32I love you.
14:34I love you.
14:36We're giving you a shot.
14:38Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
14:42What's the price of the price?
14:469,800.
14:48I can't see you,
14:49It's the price of the price.
14:50It's the price of the price.
14:52This is the price.
14:54You're not a year old.
14:56It's the price.
14:57It's the year.
14:58It's the price.
15:00It's the price.
15:02Oh, I am so sorry.
15:04I am a good one.
15:07The prices of this price are still me.
15:10I will open it first, but I'll have a beer.
15:13No.
15:13It's all the price of this price.
15:15There we go.
15:19This is so neat.
15:21Look at me.
15:22I just want to drink this beer.
15:24So I got to drink it.
15:27The dollar bill is 1573.
15:28660.
15:31I've heard a lot about this
15:33and I've heard a lot about this
15:35but it's a lot about this
15:37what is it?
15:39I don't know
15:40but look at this
15:41here
15:42let's go
15:52398
15:54I'm gonna take a look at this
15:56I'm gonna take a look at this
15:58398
16:01my god
16:02this is a glass of wine
16:04Mr. Lee
16:05you're too good
16:07you're too good
16:08to be careful
16:09to be careful
16:10to be careful
16:11you should be
16:12good kids
16:13good kids
16:14you're all good kids
16:16I'm a good kid
16:17I'm a good kid
16:18she's back
16:19she's going to get me
16:20she's going to get me
16:24I'm not sure
16:26I'm going to wait
16:27wait
16:28I'm not sure
16:29who's the king
16:30who's ready for her
16:31and she's ready
16:32she's ready
16:34we're good
16:35are you going to send her
16:37we're good
16:38she's not going to buy
16:39she's not going to buy
16:40that boy
16:41just looking at the trough
16:42I'm trying
16:43you look it
16:44you're moving
16:45it's a bit
16:46this is
16:48the man
16:49what to do
16:50you mean
16:51you're l saker
16:52you bring this
16:53What are you doing here?
16:54Are you going to let all the people go to sleep?
16:56Yes.
16:57Are you going to kill me?
16:59I'm going to kill you.
17:01This is going to happen.
17:03I'm going to kill you.
17:06Yes.
17:07This is not a mistake.
17:10Okay.
17:12This is true.
17:14It's true.
17:16It's true.
17:17It's true.
17:18It's true.
17:19It's true.
17:20It's true.
17:22Just let's let you know what you're going to eat.
17:25Please.
17:26Hey.
17:27Why?
17:28You're so sorry?
17:29What am I going to kill you?
17:31You're going to get out of me.
17:33What are you going to do?
17:34Why don't you believe me?
17:35I believe you.
17:36I love you.
17:37I don't want to believe me.
17:38I believe you.
17:39Then you will be your question.
17:42It's my mistake.
17:43It's my mistake.
17:45What are you going to do?
17:47You're out for the same kind of robberman.
17:49You're going to kill me.
17:50What are you going to kill me?
17:52I...
17:52Ah!
17:53I'm gonna die!
17:53You're gonna die!
17:54You're gonna die!
17:55You're gonna die!
17:56I'm not you, this girl!
17:57You're gonna die!
17:59You're gonna die!
18:00Let her come!
18:02You're gonna die!
18:03You're gonna die!
18:03You're gonna die!
18:05Hahaha!
18:06You're gonna die!
18:07You're gonna die!
18:08Just let you see
18:09my father,周天道,
18:11who's prepared for him!
18:13Is he good?
18:16I'm gonna die!
18:17Hahaha!
18:22Who's with me?
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