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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
03:00Swoonworthy.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Local athlete.
03:03He has a five-star rating.
03:04Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:06Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:07Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy app.
03:09It's a privacy app.
03:10It's a privacy app.
03:11It's a privacy app.
03:12It's a privacy app.
03:13It's a privacy app.
03:14It's a privacy app.
03:15Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meet-up.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:12You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39Actually, I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Stop Shop 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08It's not easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:08So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:21Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:38Um...
06:40We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:15Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With the fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:02I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:11I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:45We're here.
09:47We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:38I'm going to give this drinks.
10:40I'll be right back.
10:41Okay.
10:42Wow, wow, wow.
10:43It looks like things are heating up.
10:44I know, right?
10:45It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
10:47I'm going to give this to Drinks.
10:53I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending?
11:15Or actually having fun for once?
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:40He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:55Time to AF this party up!
11:57Did someone say never have ever?
11:59Woo!
11:59I knew!
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So, wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:28Ooh, cute.
12:30Now, let's see.
12:32Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:37Ooh!
12:39Okay.
12:40Ooh!
12:41Cute.
12:42Now, let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Ooh!
12:52Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:58Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:05Ooh!
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:19Claire.
13:23Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything. It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude.
13:39Are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night.
13:48And I thought we were...
13:52Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:03it all comes crashing out around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:09probably setting up a new date with the girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:31Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33Left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:36Of course.
14:37What?
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:38Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:50I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I wasn't thinking.
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:07You could have your pick of any girl out there,
15:09so why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:25I don't want a fake date with you anymore, all right?
15:31I want a real one.
15:37I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:42Well, maybe I realize that you're the risk worth taking.
15:45Come on.
16:08Slap shot 239.
16:11Pick me home.
16:11Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:18Yeah, just make sure these two dots match.
16:22They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay, I am trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go stag together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:31No date.
16:32But Damon's really not coming?
16:34I bought him a ticket in case he changes mine,
16:36but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:44No way.
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:48And of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:52I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:58At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:03Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:12Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise.
17:14Shocker.
17:16Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:19I don't even remember.
17:20You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:34Yes, Damon.
17:36My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:43I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:49It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:02Jay-Zoey.
18:04Zoe.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:07Well, more Zoe for me.
18:10Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Damon.
18:15Oh, it's Damon.
18:16Or should I say Clare-man.
18:19Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Clare-man.
18:23But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay. Bye.
18:26Hey, beautiful.
18:29What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on.
18:50You're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully,
18:58I bet you can hear Jake.
18:59Yep, there's Jake.
19:01Bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun,
19:06and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:12I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:14Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated,
19:20and she didn't?
19:21Oh, yeah.
19:21I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win
19:27queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win
19:31queen for the night.
19:34And then, you know,
19:35for the rest of the school year,
19:36because I would have to play in prom,
19:38and then the homecoming queen
19:39normally becomes the prom queen,
19:41and then...
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this
19:43a quarter as much as you are.
19:45How could you not be?
19:48Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff
19:51as much as you and Jake.
19:52It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say.
19:54You got nominated all four years
19:55and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now,
19:58but I promise,
19:59when you get out of high school,
20:00you'll realize
20:01none of this stuff matters.
20:03Wow.
20:05And, uh,
20:06you think Chelsea has already reached
20:09this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it,
20:12if you both are so mature,
20:14maybe you should skip the dance together,
20:16get a cheese board,
20:17and, you know,
20:18talk about all the
20:18super important adult stuff
20:22that actually matters.
20:24Oh, look.
20:25Someone my age is calling.
20:27I didn't mean...
20:28Claire...
20:28Bye.
20:36I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire!
20:41Hey, um,
20:42thanks for picking up.
20:45Whoa.
20:46Did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um,
20:52I just wanted to call you
20:54and touch base
20:56and just, you know,
20:58make sure that things
20:58don't get awkward
21:00tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Oh, we're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset
21:09if we win?
21:12If, um,
21:13if she looks up
21:14from her phone
21:14long enough to notice,
21:15maybe.
21:16Aw, texting someone else?
21:18Be a shame
21:19if she were in, like,
21:20a secret relationship,
21:21that would suck.
21:22Look, Claire,
21:24I know that I can never
21:25apologize enough
21:26for what I did,
21:27but
21:27I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you
21:32and if I could take it back,
21:34I would.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39Just,
21:40at least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah,
21:45I never really understood
21:47his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like,
21:49we always had a great time.
21:50I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like,
21:53dressed up
21:53and have fun
21:54and make grand romantic gestures.
21:57Jinx!
22:00Don't tell anyone
22:01that I just said that.
22:04Whoa.
22:05Is that the dress
22:05that you've been saving
22:06since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:09I can't believe
22:10I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:11And I can't believe
22:16this will be our first
22:16high school dance
22:17where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Me neither.
22:23I hope we win
22:26so we at least get
22:28one dance together.
22:29Well, how about
22:30either way,
22:31we make it happen.
22:33One dance
22:33before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:35As long as you promised
22:38not to step on my dress
22:39like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:45Fine.
22:47As long as you promised
22:48not to bust out
22:49your grandma moves.
22:50What?
22:50You mean
22:51this one?
22:53Oh, God.
22:54My eyes!
22:55Stop it!
22:55My eyes!
22:56My eyes!
22:57My eyes!
22:58What, like
23:01you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better
23:05than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see.
23:07By all means.
23:23Oh, uh, sorry.
23:26Chelsea's calling me.
23:27I should get it.
23:28I'll see you later.
23:30Yeah, yeah.
23:32See ya.
23:49Hello?
23:51Hello?
23:52Just trying to show you
23:53what you're missing.
23:56Wow.
23:57You look incredible.
23:58Thanks.
24:00Are you...
24:01Are you going somewhere?
24:03Yeah, there's a cheese board
24:04with my name on it
24:04I need to get to.
24:06Look, I'm sorry
24:06about before.
24:09I know it's just
24:10a stupid dance
24:11but it's my last homecoming
24:12and...
24:13I don't know.
24:14I really wanted you
24:14to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry too.
24:16I...
24:17I should have known
24:18how important it was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:20God, how do you...
24:21how do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty
24:24dressed up to eat a cheese board
24:26with your brother's girlfriend.
24:28If you think I'm going to let my brother
24:29have all the fun,
24:30you're crazy.
24:32Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule
24:39to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure
24:41people know who the true king and queen are.
24:43My grandmothers are just cute.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47Nothing.
24:47Nothing.
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well, how about
24:51a little less chit-chat
24:52and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire.
24:54We've got a homecoming
24:54to get to.
24:55And I, for one,
24:56am wearing my dancing shoes.
25:00Okay.
25:00Okay.
25:02Okay.
25:03Okay.
25:07No.
25:09Oh.
25:12Oh.
25:13This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes.
25:22Yes.
25:23It is.
25:23Oh, it's so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:27No.
25:29No, I mean,
25:29I'm not not watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow
25:35and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody
25:40has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother
25:44trying to culture you.
25:46Anyway,
25:47what's the plans for tomorrow,
25:49birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away
25:52for two weeks,
25:53I was thinking I could
25:54kiss your face
25:55for the first half of the day
25:56and then, you know,
25:56we got to party later.
25:59Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:03Um,
26:04Nico
26:04guitar
26:05flames is calling?
26:06Who's that?
26:08I,
26:08I completely
26:09forgot.
26:10I have a
26:10a lesson
26:11now.
26:13Is this why you've gotten
26:14some of the guitar lately?
26:15Hey, my favorite student
26:19and my favorite student's
26:22friend?
26:23We were just
26:24watching The Long Way
26:26and we lost track of time.
26:27Oh, yes.
26:29I see you took my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:41Who was just
26:42leaving.
26:43Bye, demon.
26:44I mean,
26:44I can stay.
26:46I'd love to see
26:46what you two have been
26:47working so hard on lately.
26:48No.
26:49I,
26:49I mean,
26:50no,
26:51no.
26:52She's right.
26:53Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared
26:57between two.
26:58Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:04Young love.
27:05Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love?
27:07Who said?
27:08I,
27:09I don't,
27:09we,
27:10we don't,
27:12um.
27:14Have you ever been in love?
27:17Of course.
27:18Yeah,
27:19I've been in love
27:20a bunch of times.
27:22I mean,
27:22not a,
27:22not a bunch of times,
27:24the normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of
27:27pressure
27:28on when to say it,
27:30you know,
27:30there's just,
27:31there's a lot of stress
27:32and then,
27:32you know,
27:33who should say it first
27:33or when you should say it
27:35or if,
27:36if they'll ever
27:37say it back
27:38and,
27:38maybe I can help you
27:40find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Damon?
27:59Hey,
28:00Zoe,
28:00what's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:06That's awesome.
28:07I'm,
28:07I'm also good.
28:09You know,
28:09I've been away at training camp
28:10for a couple weeks,
28:11coming home tomorrow.
28:12So,
28:14here's a funny
28:15little question
28:16for you.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico.
28:23Yeah.
28:25He's not even
28:25that good looking,
28:26like at all.
28:26Oh no,
28:27he's a solid 9.5
28:29and then him playing guitar
28:30takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's,
28:32it's weird.
28:34You know,
28:34we,
28:35she's doubled her lessons
28:36while I've been away
28:37and we're watching movies
28:38they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel
28:41a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some
28:43guitar player
28:44multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said
28:45he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay,
28:50I wouldn't feel great about it
28:52but I'd be
28:54confident in my relationship.
28:56I would know that
28:57she really wants to be with me
28:58and not him.
29:00I just don't get it.
29:01I mean,
29:01she's being so
29:02secretive about it.
29:04I haven't even heard
29:04her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon,
29:07I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any
29:09guy friends
29:09to call about this?
29:11Who am I going to talk to,
29:11Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew
29:14somebody that dated Claire
29:15and knew her
29:16really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:19Is that weird?
29:20I mean,
29:21it can't be weirder
29:21than you calling me
29:22about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, though.
29:27Claire's lucky
29:28to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress.
29:30I'm sure there's
29:31absolutely nothing
29:31to worry about.
29:33Plus,
29:33isn't it your birthday
29:33tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Thanks, though.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Hey, birthday boy.
29:51Not until tomorrow.
29:52Where's Jake?
29:53He's in the shower.
29:54He just got back
29:54from practice
29:55and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally
29:58going to wish you
29:58a happy birthday,
29:59but I didn't have
30:00your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it
30:02that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I
30:05picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding, obviously.
30:08Does Perfect Claire
30:09have a perfect
30:10little date planned?
30:12Other than running
30:12off the guitar teacher?
30:14Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts dying
30:16with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah, I set them up.
30:20He's amazing.
30:22So, so talented.
30:23So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean
30:27you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying
30:29a few weeks ago
30:30at the house
30:30that she's been
30:30wanting to learn,
30:31so, I don't know.
30:33I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great.
30:35So this is your fault.
30:36Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her
30:38not listening per usual.
30:42That's not,
30:42that's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway,
30:47out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart,
30:50I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have
30:51a few lessons with him.
30:53He teaches you
30:54so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect
30:57your smashed hockey brain
30:58to understand.
30:59What exactly
31:00wouldn't I understand?
31:01What exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music,
31:05art,
31:05culture,
31:06languages.
31:07You're not, like,
31:08afraid she's gonna
31:09ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually
31:11have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13We have conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:17Oh yeah,
31:18the what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon,
31:25hockey's like your one true love
31:27and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire.
31:33And I don't want her
31:33running off with some
31:34guitar playing
31:36art culture
31:38looking
31:38snob,
31:40alright?
31:42Look,
31:43I'm not saying
31:43I'm an expert
31:44on all things Claire,
31:45but
31:45dating brothers
31:47has forced us
31:48to hang out
31:48with each other
31:49more than either of us
31:50would have liked
31:50and
31:51she's actually
31:52kind of
31:52interesting.
31:54so maybe
31:57you should at least
31:57pretend to care
31:58about some
31:58of the things
31:59she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:01It's actually
32:01not terrible advice.
32:04Considered my
32:05birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee,
32:07thanks a lot.
32:09So,
32:10what are you still
32:10doing here?
32:11Go before she
32:12hires Nico
32:12to be your boyfriend
32:13at your party
32:14tomorrow.
32:15Bye.
32:17So,
32:17what are you still
32:18doing here?
32:19Go before she
32:19hires Nico
32:20to be your boyfriend
32:21at your party
32:21tomorrow.
32:23Bye.
32:24Yeah,
32:25yeah,
32:25okay,
32:25whatever.
32:26Thanks,
32:26bye.
32:39Hey!
32:41I was just
32:42going to call you.
32:43You're all
32:43dressed up.
32:45Damon,
32:46I've been
32:47wanting to tell you
32:48how I feel
32:48and
32:49this was going
32:51to be a birthday
32:51surprise,
32:52but
32:52I just
32:54I didn't think
32:56I could wait.
33:00Okay.
33:10You're the cream
33:12in my coffee
33:12You're the apple
33:14of my eye
33:15You make me
33:16wanna laugh
33:17And I think
33:18I'm gonna cry
33:19Like you're the one
33:21So there's one
33:22thing I must do
33:23I have to say
33:28I love you
33:32I love you too
33:35Moment stealer
33:38I'm sorry
33:39I'm sorry
33:39but I needed you
33:40to know it
33:41I love you so much
33:42Claire
33:42And I'm sorry
33:44that I got weird
33:45earlier
33:45but I talked to
33:46Zoe
33:46You talked to
33:47Zoe?
33:47Yeah,
33:47and she told me
33:49not to worry
33:49and she told me
33:50that she always
33:51has your back
33:51which I love
33:52And I talked to
33:56Chelsea
33:56Ew,
33:57why didn't you
33:57talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know
33:58she sucks
33:59but she did say
34:01one thing that
34:02wasn't terrible
34:02I want to make
34:04more of an effort
34:04to share your
34:05interests,
34:05Claire
34:06I want to watch
34:07whatever you want
34:08to watch
34:08and talk about
34:09musicals
34:10even the old ones
34:11I don't care
34:12just
34:12no subtitles
34:14deal?
34:15Deal
34:15Okay
34:17Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:21Do you think
34:21I could finish my song?
34:22I work really hard
34:23on it
34:23Yes,
34:24please
34:25Blue-eyed baby
34:32as bright as the sky
34:34Head in the cloud
34:35and then we've
34:36felt so high
34:37I think that you're
34:38the one
34:39so there's one
34:40thing I must do
34:41I have to say
34:46I love you
34:49Do do do do do do
34:51Do do do
34:52Do do do do
34:54Did you change
34:57your pillowcases?
34:59No
34:59Claire, do not leave them
35:01there
35:01that looks like trash
35:03Do you have time
35:04to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really
35:06but yeah
35:07Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes
35:10Chocolates
35:11rose petals
35:13massage oils
35:14scented candles
35:15all of that
35:15Claire, I'm
35:17I'm playing with you
35:18I literally don't
35:19understand why
35:20you're freaking out
35:20right now
35:21One, Damon's
35:22been in your room
35:23and two
35:23you're not a virgin
35:24I'm a virgin
35:25to sleeping with
35:26brothers
35:27True
35:27That's awkward
35:29Is there a term
35:31for that?
35:31Sleeping
35:32with
35:33brothers
35:34Please
35:37do not ever
35:39google that
35:40ever
35:41You're not helping
35:42so
35:43look
35:43this is a big
35:44night
35:45after tonight
35:46that's it
35:47What do you mean
35:47this is it?
35:48Like
35:49me and Damon
35:50there's no going back
35:51Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:54Have you guys been
35:55talking or something?
35:57No
35:57not talking
35:58just
35:59I don't know
36:01we dated for so long
36:02it feels like a
36:03betrayal
36:03you know?
36:04and plus I know
36:07Chelsea broke up
36:08with him
36:08so I know
36:09he's not in a good
36:09place
36:10About time
36:12she dragged that
36:13on long enough
36:14What's that supposed
36:15to be?
36:15Nothing
36:16Claire
36:16I don't think you
36:17sleeping with your
36:18boyfriend is a
36:19betrayal
36:19you're good
36:20You think they'll
36:21talk about it?
36:23Oh my god
36:23what if they compare
36:24notes?
36:25Oh god
36:25that's so awkward
36:26I think the only
36:27one that gets to
36:27do the comparing
36:28is you
36:29plus Damon
36:30is going to be
36:31ten times better
36:32than Jake
36:32think about all
36:33that experience
36:34Why would you
36:35say that?
36:36So I didn't even
36:37think of it like
36:38that
36:38He's been with
36:41so many girls
36:42what if he thinks
36:43I don't know
36:43what I'm doing?
36:45God
36:46thinks a lot
36:46it's just what
36:47I needed
36:47That's literally
36:49not what I meant
36:50at all
36:51It's Damon
36:53Wish me luck
36:55Bye
36:56Hey
37:01You are definitely
37:05running late
37:06but since you
37:07are shirtless
37:09and you probably
37:10smell good
37:10I'll let it slide
37:11You are definitely
37:14running late
37:15but since you
37:16are shirtless
37:17and you probably
37:18smell good
37:19I'll let it slide
37:20Hey
37:21so I got some news
37:22Bad news?
37:24No
37:25just uh
37:26do you remember
37:26Natasha?
37:29Natasha
37:29your super hot
37:31ex who ran away
37:32to like live
37:33off the land
37:33in Japan?
37:34Ride her bicycle
37:35across Thailand
37:36but yeah
37:37great
37:37so you remember
37:38she's back
37:39Oh
37:40so it's horrible
37:41news
37:42I know we're
37:43supposed to hang
37:43tonight
37:43do you mind
37:44if I rain check?
37:45Do I mind
37:45if you bail
37:46to run off
37:47with a literal
37:48model
37:49who also happens
37:50to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:52Hmm
37:52let me think about that
37:53I know it's a little
37:55bit weird
37:55but I promise
37:56she just wants to
37:56stop by
37:57show me some pictures
37:58and she's leaving
37:59again in like a week
38:00Wait wait
38:00she's coming over
38:01to your place?
38:02Why can't you just
38:03insta-stalk her
38:04like any normal
38:05ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually
38:09uh
38:09do not
38:10she is the
38:11literal girl
38:12version of you
38:13That's exactly
38:14why we didn't work
38:14trust me
38:15it's strictly
38:16a friend name
38:16I don't know
38:17I know who you guys
38:18were when you were
38:19together
38:19you couldn't keep
38:20your hands off
38:21each other
38:21Yeah
38:21now I can't keep
38:22my hands off you
38:23I'm being serious
38:25We both have exes
38:26Claire
38:27come on
38:27don't forget
38:28I had to watch
38:29you date my brother
38:29for two years
38:30don't forget
38:31I had to watch
38:31you date my brother
38:32for two years
38:33I don't want to fight
38:35I just
38:36I really wanted
38:36to spend time
38:37with you tonight
38:38I was hoping
38:39this could be
38:40our special
38:41She's here
38:42I gotta go
38:43Love you
38:53I know I said
38:57I wanted updates
38:58but definitely
38:59did not mean
39:00in real time
39:00Ha ha
39:01funny
39:02You know what else
39:03is funny?
39:05Damon
39:05running off
39:06with his ex-girlfriend
39:07Wow
39:07Which one?
39:09Please don't say
39:10Natasha
39:10Didn't she move
39:14to the Philippines?
39:16Thailand
39:16in just for the year
39:18sadly
39:19Damon finally moving
39:21on must have
39:21triggered her
39:22spidey sense
39:23and now she's
39:23returned to ruin
39:24my perfect night
39:25Claire
39:26she's an influencer
39:27not a comic book
39:28villain
39:29Same difference
39:30Okay
39:30Natasha's back
39:31but that doesn't
39:32have to mean anything
39:33Was Damon acting
39:34excited or weird?
39:36He showered
39:37Okay
39:38He's pretty
39:40He does that
39:41Anything else?
39:44I trust Damon
39:45I don't trust her
39:46Shit
39:49She just posted a story
39:50I can't look at it
39:52She'll know
39:52She has 80,000 followers
39:54She's not going to
39:55see your name
39:55I can't look
39:57Zoe
39:57You look
39:58What is it?
40:02Are they kissing?
40:04Are they back together?
40:05Okay maybe you should
40:06look at it
40:06so you can
40:07stop freaking out
40:08Why would you have me
40:15look at that?
40:16This is it
40:21You're going to get married
40:22have two and a half kids
40:23and have a yurt
40:24in Iceland
40:25You know
40:25I did hear that
40:26Reykjavik is really
40:27beautiful in springtime
40:28actually
40:29Again
40:31with the not helping
40:33this was supposed to be
40:34our biggest night
40:35of our lives
40:35I'm allowed to be
40:36disappointed
40:37But you're being insane
40:38Damon loves you
40:40He's not getting back
40:41together with Natasha
40:42Did you see the photo?
40:44He is supposed to be
40:45drinking and snuggling
40:46with me
40:47not her
40:48They're not
40:49snuggling
40:49and to be fair
40:51you didn't tell him
40:51about this perfect night
40:53so you can't be mad at him
40:54for not being a mind reader
40:55You didn't tell him
40:56about this perfect night
40:57so you can't be mad at him
40:59for not being a mind reader
41:00What's going on?
41:02Why are you taking
41:03my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong with me
41:06I'm just saying that like
41:07whatever
41:09I gotta go
41:10Don't trip
41:11I'm sure it'll be
41:12fine
41:12Hi
41:26You calling from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:30Nothing
41:31Where are you?
41:32I thought you were
41:33hanging out with me today
41:34Uh, yeah
41:35I was
41:35but, you know
41:36there's only so many
41:36pictures of Thailand
41:37a person can take
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing
41:40What?
41:40Nothing
41:41Nothing
41:42Nothing
41:42or something
41:43Nothing
41:44You were right
41:45That was a bad idea
41:47It was stupid for me
41:48to think we could
41:48just hang as friends
41:49She hasn't changed at all
41:51I mean, she invited me
41:52to go to Bali with her
41:53and
41:53she tried to kiss me
41:55Wait
41:56You kissed?
41:58No
41:58No, she tried
41:59Look, I'm really sorry, Claire
42:01I shouldn't have put myself
42:02in that position
42:03Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way
42:06Are you kidding?
42:07You're the only person
42:08I want to kiss
42:08Like, ever
42:09Why don't you
42:11say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you let me up?
42:14I'm outside
42:15You're here?
42:18Wait, are you sure?
42:19I only have 700 followers
42:21Please
42:22Please
42:22You know she bought
42:22all those followers, right?
42:24What?
42:25100%
42:26But
42:27Do I see some black silk
42:29under there?
42:29I'm much more interested
42:30than that
42:31Come on
42:31Let me up
42:32Keep going
42:40Now
42:40Target zone for the tree
42:41Punches
42:41Right for the front of the face
42:42Palms are down
42:43Elbows are tight
42:45There
42:45We go
42:46Now
42:47Damon's texted me
42:48I love you
42:49three times since this morning
42:51Who knew he'd get some
42:52mushy after sex?
42:54That's awesome
42:55And he took me out for breakfast
42:57Did I say that already?
42:59Like four times
43:00Oh, well
43:01Now I guess I said it five
43:02Anyway
43:03Did you hear that
43:04Natasha pays for her followers?
43:06How embarrassing
43:08and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about
43:11How
43:12Uppercuts
43:12Target zone
43:13Where is it?
43:13Underneath the chin
43:14Elbows are tight to the body
43:15Now
43:16Wow
43:17That's actually the first question
43:19you've asked me
43:20in months
43:21Whoa
43:23Are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad
43:24I'm just
43:25tired
43:26Well, we can pause it
43:28I mean
43:29No, Claire
43:29I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance
43:32that we've been doing
43:33since you started dating Damon
43:34I don't know what you're talking about
43:36You realize that
43:37we were supposed to go
43:38to homecoming together, right?
43:39And then Damon came
43:40And the only time you call me
43:42is to ask
43:43or talk about Damon
43:44and now
43:44Damon's calling me
43:45to talk about you
43:46and I am
43:47tired of it
43:48We're supposed to be best friends
43:50right?
43:50I am your best friend
43:51No
43:51I'm your best friend
43:53and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:54I am your best friend
43:56No
43:56I'm your best friend
43:58and you've been asleep at the wheel
43:59Well, I'm sorry
44:00I'm talking a little too much
44:02about my boyfriend
44:03but I don't think it's fair
44:04to say that I've been a bad friend
44:05I mean
44:06Well, I think a good friend
44:07would notice that
44:08their best friend
44:08has been going through
44:10something huge
44:11the past few months
44:12Oh my god
44:13What?
44:14Zoe, are you okay?
44:15Yeah, I'm actually
44:17great
44:18I've been seeing someone
44:20and it's getting pretty serious
44:22but it's been exhausting
44:24not being able to just
44:25talk to you about it
44:27You can talk to me about anything
44:28This is so exciting
44:30Who is it?
44:31It's not important
44:32What do you mean
44:33it's not important?
44:35I want to know
44:35who stole my bestie's heart
44:37come on
44:38She didn't steal anything
44:39it just kind of
44:40happened
44:41I didn't think
44:43we'd get along so well
44:44but
44:44she's just
44:46perfect
44:47Okay
44:48so we've established
44:50it's a girl
44:51I mean that shrinks
44:53the pool a little
44:54but you still haven't
44:54given me a good enough hint
44:56Okay, maybe she's not
44:57perfect
44:58and it's just like
44:59the honeymoon phase talking
45:00I don't know
45:01I don't know
45:02what we are
45:03It's like
45:04we're dating
45:05but
45:06we haven't put a label
45:07on it yet
45:08I guess it's just like
45:10a little bit more
45:11complicated for Chelsea
45:12What does Chelsea
45:14have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first
45:17girl she's ever been with
45:18I guess it's just like
45:20a little bit more
45:21complicated for Chelsea
45:22What does Chelsea
45:24have to do with this?
45:26Because I'm the first
45:27girl she's ever been with
45:28Hold on
45:30You're dating Chelsea?
45:32Like ruined my life
45:36Chelsea
45:36Are you kidding me?
45:38We hate Chelsea!
45:40You know she broke up
45:40with Jake
45:41and he's like
45:41devastated, right?
45:43Okay, but
45:43we don't care about Jake
45:45We care about me
45:46right?
45:46So you're the other
45:47woman now
45:48That's not fair
45:49Especially because
45:50she wasn't even
45:51that into him
45:52I'm sorry
45:52What?
45:53She weaseled into
45:55our two year relationship
45:56because she wasn't
45:57that into him?
45:59Claire, why are you
45:59so wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven
46:02with Damon?
46:02Because I haven't heard
46:03you shut up about him
46:04in the last three months
46:05Well, I'm sorry
46:07I didn't shut up
46:07long enough to hear
46:08of your disastrous plan
46:09to date the she-devil
46:11herself
46:12I would have
46:13talked you out of it
46:13You don't even know her, Claire
46:15Seems like I don't know
46:16either of you
46:17And whose fault is that?
46:19Listen, I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon
46:22had for breakfast
46:23But as soon as I share
46:24an important detail
46:25of my love life for once
46:26you get up on your high horse
46:28and you rain judgment
46:29on everyone below you
46:31I'm over it
46:32Well, that went well
46:44Uh-oh
46:45How bad?
46:46If a dumpster fire
46:47filled with fuzzy puppies
46:49was a tin
46:50then that was a
46:5114.7
46:53Gross
46:53I'm sorry, babe
46:55I know it couldn't
46:56happen easy
46:57But at least Claire
46:58stopped talking long enough
46:59for you to tell her
47:00That feels like a small win
47:01I guess
47:02I don't know
47:03It's hard
47:05because I don't even know
47:06what I'm supposed
47:06to be telling her
47:07Like, I didn't say
47:08that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and Jake
47:10just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that
47:12I think after last night
47:15it's pretty safe
47:16to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe
47:17Cool
47:20Cool
47:22Chelsea, I really like you
47:25and I haven't been this happy
47:26with someone in
47:27a long time
47:29I just wish that Claire
47:31could get her head
47:31out of her butt
47:32for five seconds
47:33to be excited for me
47:35Whatever
47:36I don't need her
47:39I have you
47:40As much as I'd love
47:42to have Claire
47:43out of my life forever
47:43you guys have way too much
47:45history to throw it away
47:46But that dumpster fire
47:47I was talking about
47:48Yeah, it's active
47:50Babe
47:50I'm serious
47:51You guys have been
47:52friends forever
47:53and I'm sure you've
47:54taken your turns
47:54over the years
47:55being the needy one
47:56Babe
47:57I'm serious
47:58You guys have been
47:59friends forever
48:00and I'm sure you've
48:00taken your turns
48:01over the years
48:02being the needy one
48:03Yeah, well
48:04her 90 days have expired
48:06They're done
48:07I'm over it
48:08I've never known you
48:10to be the type
48:10to not say what's
48:11on your mind
48:12but for some reason
48:13with Claire
48:14you just bottled it up
48:15and it's like
48:15It's like you forgot
48:16how to stand up
48:17for yourself
48:18Well, she dominates
48:20every single conversation
48:21with me and Damon
48:22did this
48:22and me and Damon
48:23did that
48:24So you're telling me
48:25you haven't had
48:26a single chance
48:27to tell her about us
48:28or about how
48:29you were feeling
48:29or you may be
48:30holding back
48:31because you knew
48:31how she'd respond
48:32Maybe
48:35Claire's the one
48:37who needs to apologize
48:37but she's not
48:39the only one
48:40in the wrong
48:40Why do you have
48:44to be so perfect?
48:46Bad habit
48:47Alright
48:49let me figure this out
48:51Okay
48:53call me back
48:53Bye
48:54Hey
48:58what's going on?
48:59Chelsea?
49:00Did I open
49:00a curse box?
49:01Was I a serial killer
49:02in a past life?
49:04What horrible karma
49:05am I due
49:06that Chelsea exists
49:07to date everyone
49:07I love
49:08She hasn't dated me
49:09I will literally murder
49:11She hasn't dated me
49:12I will literally murder
49:14Sounds like you'll be
49:15a serial killer
49:16in this life too
49:17Why aren't you
49:18more bothered by this?
49:19Don't you feel bad
49:19for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:23No
49:23Look
49:24She has just weaseled
49:25her way through
49:25our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it
49:28I thought you guys
49:28were becoming buds
49:29Didn't she set you up
49:30with Miko?
49:31Oh yeah
49:32Another way
49:33how she's ruined
49:34our lives
49:34Why can't she just
49:36stay in her lane?
49:37What?
49:41Nothing
49:41I just
49:42I hope you weren't
49:43like this with Zoe
49:44I think it's cool
49:45Zoe's never really
49:46had a relationship
49:47stick, has she?
49:48So maybe the fact
49:49that she's bringing
49:50this up to you
49:51could be something
49:52serious
49:53Why'd she wait
49:54so long to tell me
49:55then?
49:56Maybe because
49:57she knew you were
49:57going to act like
49:58you did
49:58Okay, so
50:00you think I'm
50:00the jerk
50:01No, no
50:02I just
50:03I think it's
50:04maybe it's your turn
50:05to be the best friend
50:06Yeah, the best friend
50:07to someone
50:08who's just screamed
50:08at me
50:09Zoe's literally
50:10never screamed
50:11at anyone
50:12She's the chillest
50:12person I know
50:13I'm sorry to say it
50:15babe, you know
50:15I'm on your side
50:16but if she's
50:17this upset
50:18I was wrong
50:20You're still
50:21very cute though
50:22and I bet
50:23you're even cuter
50:24when you apologize
50:25Not that I've
50:26ever seen it
50:27but I'm sure
50:28we'll get there
50:28one day
50:29Don't hold
50:30your breath
50:31Okay
50:34I am going
50:36to give her
50:37the best
50:38best friend
50:38apology
50:39she's ever had
50:40You got this
50:41I'm proud of you
50:42And thanks
50:43for loving me
50:44even though
50:45I'm a
50:45teeny tiny bit
50:47difficult
50:48Of course
50:49You got this
50:51Pick up
50:56Please pick up
50:57Never have I ever
51:01Been the biggest
51:02jerk in the history
51:03of the world
51:03I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish
51:06to someone
51:07who's always
51:08been there for me
51:09but yours works too
51:10I messed up
51:12You messed up
51:13big time
51:14I know
51:15I freaked
51:16I'm just
51:17I'm so tired
51:18of hearing Chelsea's name
51:19But
51:21that
51:22doesn't
51:23matter
51:23because this
51:25isn't about me
51:26Well you're
51:27gonna be hearing
51:28it a lot
51:28more
51:28Seriously
51:30Claire
51:31I've never
51:32felt this way
51:32about anybody
51:33before
51:33I think
51:35she might
51:36be
51:36my person
51:38If you're
51:39happy
51:40I'm happy
51:42Truly
51:43Look
51:44I love you
51:45so
51:45You're my
51:46best friend
51:47And I'm
51:49yours
51:49and you
51:49are not
51:50allowed
51:50to replace
51:50me
51:51You're
51:52my best
51:52friend
51:52And I'm
51:54yours
51:54and you
51:55are not
51:55allowed
51:55to replace
51:56me
51:56You know
51:57there's an app
51:57for that
51:58Best friend
51:59for hire
51:59Yeah
52:00but
52:00unfortunately
52:01they don't
52:02seem to have
52:03anybody as
52:03good as
52:04you
52:04I checked
52:05I'm sorry
52:10too
52:11I should have
52:12told you
52:12way sooner
52:13It's just
52:14I was afraid
52:15that you
52:15were gonna
52:15freak out
52:16which
52:16you did
52:17and I know
52:18Chelsea's probably
52:19the worst
52:19person for
52:20this to
52:20happen with
52:21but
52:21if you guys
52:22just gave
52:22each other
52:23a chance
52:23I'm
52:24sure
52:25you would
52:25get
52:25along
52:25Wait
52:27Chelsea
52:29doesn't
52:29like
52:30me
52:30But
52:33if
52:33you
52:34like
52:34her
52:34I guess
52:35she
52:35can't
52:36be
52:36all
52:36that
52:36bad
52:37Now
52:40spill
52:41the
52:41deets
52:41you
52:42have
52:42dirt
52:42to
52:42catch
52:42me
52:42up
52:43on
52:43Well
52:43let's
52:44just
52:44say
52:44last
52:45night
52:45wasn't
52:45just
52:46your
52:47special
52:47night
52:47you
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