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00:00The
00:04online
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00:12online
00:15our
00:17wife
00:18will also come back to us.
00:22Yeah,
00:24stop, stop.
00:26Come on, let's go!
00:29Hey, man. Thank you, boss.
00:45Hey, shit!
00:47What are you doing?
00:53I don't know about MSP ID.
00:55If I know my team, sir, you have kidnapped me.
00:59You don't care.
01:01Sir, I will throw you away from your hands.
01:03Now, sir, you will kill me.
01:06Sir, leave me.
01:09Look, it's wrong.
01:11My anger is very bad.
01:13But I will give you this time.
01:15Stop the car and leave me.
01:18I will not do anything.
01:21Hey, brother.
01:23Hey, please.
01:24Hey, stop the car.
01:25Don't leave me.
01:26What's wrong with me?
01:28My mom gave me a photo of a girl's face.
01:31And I will reject you all like that.
01:33I will tell you later.
01:35Everyone's mom is right.
01:38Hey, mom.
01:40Hey, brother.
01:41Stop the car.
01:42Please, man.
01:43I don't care about you.
01:45I don't care about you.
01:47I don't care about you.
01:48I don't care about you.
01:49Ah!
01:50Get up!
01:51No!
01:52No!
01:53Ah!
01:54No!
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02:13No!
02:14Let's go.
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04:24Hello, ECB Pradyuman Sir.
04:26Welcome to Sayagrand.
04:27I'm Latisha.
04:28And I'm the manager of this resort.
04:30Let's go.
04:32Let's go.
04:34Let's go.
04:36Let's go.
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04:56Let's go.
04:57Thank you so much.
04:58Sir, we've also got a lot of attention for your entertainment.
05:02Daya Sir, your second home is 24 by 7 open here.
05:07Second home?
05:08Pull Lake Vibjin.
05:10Oh.
05:11And Abhiji Sir, we know that you're very good swimming.
05:15That's right.
05:16We have a Olympic-sized swimming pool.
05:19The temperature-controlled one.
05:21Rupa?
05:22Sir?
05:23And Purvi Ma'am, I hope that you'll take your memory card extra.
05:27Because you'll have a clip view here, sunrise, sunset, and a lot of things.
05:33Thank you so much.
05:34Amazing.
05:35Rupa, you've been doing great research on our people.
05:38I'm sure you've planned some surprise for me.
05:40Right?
05:49What?
05:50Sir.
05:51Sir, I haven't done anything.
05:52Sir.
05:53This is Shanks.
05:54Stand-up comedian.
05:55The contest is happening here.
05:56The contest is happening here.
05:57What?
05:58Sir, I haven't done anything.
05:59Sir.
06:00This is Shanks.
06:01Stand-up comedian.
06:02The contest is happening here.
06:04The contest is happening here.
06:05What is the contest?
06:06Sir.
06:07This is a popular comic event show.
06:14Sir.
06:15This is my art property.
06:16This is Shanks.
06:17This is Shanks.
06:18This is Shanks.
06:19This is Shanks.
06:20This is Shanks.
06:21Thank God.
06:22I thought it was already finished with holidays.
06:31Hello and welcome to the fifth edition of Laugh Crown.
06:36As you all know, this is our resort's most popular and biggest event.
06:42But comedians come and laugh at you and give them their highest vote.
06:48And this year, who will become the winner of your vote,
06:52they will get the check of 50 laps.
06:55And to get the chance to get the show on TV.
07:01So, let's get ready to laugh.
07:04Because now, our first contestant, Ramju Razal.
07:12Hey, yeah.
07:15Raju is with this other man. Who is this?
07:18Sir, I am Mohan.
07:19Raju's manager.
07:22Hello everyone.
07:23I am the first Raju.
07:27I saw these fans too.
07:30I was at the airport.
07:31A lady came to me and she said,
07:34Sir, I am a very big fan.
07:36My son is your big fan.
07:37I said,
07:38My son,
07:39Your son is two months ago.
07:41He doesn't know his father.
07:43What will I know?
07:44But the madam was on.
07:47I said,
07:48Sir, this is your face too.
07:50His face is on your face.
07:52Maybe you will test DNA.
07:54I said,
07:55Madam,
07:56You have to take photos.
07:57You have to take photos.
07:58You have to take photos.
08:02So,
08:03After Raju Razal's ride,
08:04let's welcome
08:05Kavitha Comic.
08:12Sir,
08:13this is Kavitha.
08:14He is the best performer here.
08:15And that is his ex-boyfriend.
08:18What is his ex-boyfriend here?
08:19Sir,
08:20He is the only person's relationship.
08:22But he is the only person's relationship.
08:26He is the only person's relationship.
08:27He is the only manager.
08:31Hello everyone.
08:32Everyone has a nickname.
08:34Chotu,
08:35Gola,
08:36Chunnu.
08:37My name is also.
08:38Gupta Ji's son.
08:41And in my life,
08:42five Gupta Ji.
08:45And there is no confusion.
08:47There is no confusion.
08:48Who is Gupta Ji?
08:50But I am clear.
08:51Who is my father?
08:53Who is my father?
08:54My father,
08:55I remember that
08:56My father,
08:57One time,
08:58My father,
08:59I killed him.
09:00I killed him.
09:01And then,
09:02I believe,
09:04That's my father.
09:06That's why,
09:07That's why,
09:08That's why,
09:09That's why,
09:10That's why,
09:11That's why,
09:12That's why,
09:13That's why,
09:14That's why,
09:15I'm going to take my mom to the hospital.
09:20So,
09:21Kavita,
09:22And,
09:23And,
09:24Now,
09:25Now,
09:26The next performance,
09:27So,
09:28Let's welcome,
09:29Vikram Vaid.
09:34One time,
09:35Please clap.
09:38Sir,
09:39That's Tanya,
09:40She always travels with Vikram.
09:42I have no idea.
09:43So,
09:44Are you managing a manager?
09:45Sir,
09:46I am a girlfriend,
09:47manager,
09:48Agent,
09:49I have no idea.
09:50I do not know this relationship,
09:51I do not know that.
09:52I do not know that today,
09:53I do not know the experience of this today,
09:56We were doing four courses,
09:59Art,
10:00Commerce,
10:01Science,
10:02Yeah, I'm going to go to my own
10:04I'm going to go to my own
10:06But what is the study of today's day?
10:09I don't understand anything
10:11Because I've seen some kids
10:13I've seen some kids
10:15I'm not understanding anything
10:17Or you don't understand what she's studying
10:22Let's welcome Naina Naj
10:24Naina Naj
10:31Naina's best friend is Siddhant
10:34Handsome, right?
10:37Just like you
10:39Yes, handsome?
10:40In our Hindi horror films, there are also great
10:43Why do you hear their names?
10:44Bhootia Bangla
10:45Dain Ki Haveli
10:46Tudel
10:47This man has become a ghost
10:49On the road
10:51On the road
10:52Or on the train
10:53On the train
10:54Inka bhootia
10:55Shifto naatya mangle mein
10:58Inki film ka watch me
10:59Iska a fix dialogue
11:00Iska a fix dialogue
11:01Ishaveli mein pees saal se koi nahin aya
11:03Array bhaiya tuh umko pakaak won de raha hai
11:07Thank you
11:10Naina Naj ke naughty performance ke baad
11:12Ab baari hai amare aakhri contestant ki
11:15Let's welcome Bablu Batur
11:17What's up guys?
11:18What's up guys?
11:19You dole aakhri performance
11:20The way it
11:21The way it
11:22The way it
11:23The way it
11:24The way it
11:25The way it
11:26The way it
11:27The way it
11:28The way it
11:29Shanks
11:30The way it
11:31Sir
11:32Usne to opna naam
11:33Wapes le liya
11:34Contest
11:35Contest
11:36Naam wapes le liya
11:37Haan
11:38And here resort
11:39Usne check out bhi
11:40Hey guys
11:41Dekho aap loge ose milne koon aya hai
11:45Hi
11:46Hi
11:46Hello
11:47Hello
11:47Hi
11:48Hi
11:49Hello sir
11:50Guys
11:51Aap loge ka performance dekha yaa
11:53Baut baza a gaya
11:54I mean
11:55It was so inspiring
11:57Thank you
11:58Thank you so much
11:59Sir
12:00Aap be stand up comedy kana chaate hain kya?
12:02Ah
12:03Yeah
12:04Woh
12:05Actually
12:06Mujhe shok toh baut hai
12:07Lekin
12:08Abhi kiya nahi na
12:09I don't know
12:10I don't know
12:11I can do it
12:12Oh come on sir
12:13Talent toh subbe hothai hain
12:14Bus usseh pehchanna hothai
12:15Filhal
12:16Aapka talent kya hai?
12:17Criminals
12:18Pukad niya
12:19Aham
12:20CID
12:21Oh wow
12:22CID?
12:23Wait wait
12:24I have a joke on CID
12:25Irshad
12:26Suraj nahi nikla hai
12:27Din ke bachay hai
12:28Pone do
12:29Daya
12:30Soch kya rahe ho
12:31Dharwaza toh do
12:33Smells della
12:35OhoĆ³tŠ¾ohohoh
12:36Si
12:37Ki
12:38Tere jogue bhi tehri hurih gahti aii hain
12:39Cum ses 56
12:40Orijinel toh hain
12:41Tereh sah outstanding
12:42ļæ½
12:43Tereh faken numbers pa depend ON
12:53Tereh pake numbers pa dependent dess CU
12:55Qua ma silab da tehra
12:56Dekha myne
12:57Therai ć§ć
12:58Let's go.
13:00Guys, I remember a joke on CID.
13:04Listen.
13:05Where we don't understand the difference between CID and Mada,
13:08CID tells us which rate is on the rise and which rate is on the rise.
13:14Tell us.
13:15How?
13:16Now, if we know this,
13:18then CID will do comedy in our way.
13:21Yes.
13:22Nana, write it.
13:24You will have a work in any set.
13:26What do you want to say?
13:28That I will copy your jokes.
13:30I didn't say it.
13:31You are yourself.
13:32Shame on you, Kavita.
13:34Nana, you are wrong.
13:35If you didn't come to me,
13:37why would you come to me?
13:39Listen, behave yourself, okay?
13:40Guys,
13:41when will you stay with one another's work?
13:44Come on, save your energy
13:46for the next performance.
13:48Guys,
13:49let's go.
13:50We'll see you later, okay?
13:52Okay.
13:53Bye, sir.
13:54Bye.
13:56Then,
13:58you don't look like in the outside.
13:59There are hundreds of people.
14:01Like in here?
14:02They are?
14:03Uncle,
14:04they are artists.
14:06They are like the outside,
14:08but they are like inside.
14:10Oh!
14:11Okay.
14:12It is a good time.
14:13It's going to be the rain.
14:26What's happening now?
14:31What are you thinking?
14:32You're not going to miss anything?
14:34I'm going to miss anything.
14:40When are you thinking about these things?
14:46When will they stay?
14:48Today?
14:50Tomorrow?
14:52When?
14:53When?
14:54I can understand.
14:56You don't have to worry about it.
14:58We don't have to worry about it.
15:00But when it's going, it's going to be lost.
15:03No water.
15:07Why?
15:09Why?
15:10No water.
15:11It's going to be a case.
15:13If the case is coming, do we go up and do it?
15:17Yeah.
15:18Sir, look at the photos.
15:24How are you feeling so good?
15:26Yes, sir.
15:27But they are always big.
15:28Yes, this is the thing.
15:30Big.
15:31What?
15:32Look at the photos.
15:33Look at the smile.
15:34What?
15:35What?
15:36What?
15:37What?
15:38What?
15:39What?
15:40What?
15:41Sir, sir, sir, sir.
15:42What happened?
15:43Sir, sir, sir.
15:44What happened?
15:45Sir, sir, sir.
15:46What happened?
15:47Sir, sir, sir.
15:48Sir, sir.
15:49What happened?
15:50Sir, sir.
15:51Here.
15:52Sir, I have prepared a joke.
15:54Sir, if you will hear it, you will be crazy.
15:56Sir, sir.
15:57You will be crazy.
15:58What happened?
15:59You have heard the jokes?
16:00Sir, sir, when you hear it, we are crazy.
16:01What will you tell us about?
16:02What will happen?
16:03Why did you tell us about the jokes?
16:04Why don't you tell us about the jokes?
16:05Listen.
16:06Listen.
16:07Listen.
16:08Listen.
16:09Listen.
16:10What did you do?
16:12Where are you, sir?
16:14Okay.
16:15Let's go.
16:16Okay.
16:17Tell us.
16:18Why can't we play the CIDs?
16:25Tell me!
16:26Why can't we play the CIDs?
16:28Oh man, I'll do a guest first.
16:30Oh man, it's a joke.
16:33Why don't you leave the door?
16:42Abhijit, let me arrest you.
16:45Why?
16:46It's such a bad joke.
16:49Hey.
16:50Sorry, sir.
16:52Yes, I'm saying this too.
16:53Sir.
16:55Pankaj, I don't like this from this.
16:58You don't have to do anything.
17:00Let's go.
17:01Let's go.
17:02Let's listen to the joke.
17:03No, sir.
17:04Stop, sir.
17:05No, sir.
17:19This is Mohan.
17:20He's a comedian Raju.
17:21He's dead, sir.
17:23He's dead, sir.
17:24He's dead.
17:25He's dead.
17:26He's dead.
17:27Hey, Mohan.
17:28Sir, what happened to my friend?
17:29Please.
17:30No, sir.
17:31Don't let anyone come here.
17:32Go back.
17:33Go back, please.
17:34Go back.
17:35Go back.
17:36You're dead.
17:37What's he dead, sir?
17:38Yes, sir.
17:39Oh my God.
17:40Sir, I've seen someone's body.
17:42How did that happen?
17:44No, sir.
17:45How did that happen, sir?
17:46Don't worry.
17:47Don't worry.
17:48Don't worry about this.
17:49We're going to stay away.
17:50Please.
17:51Stay away away, ma'am.
17:52Please.
17:53Go back.
18:00Look at this.
18:01Blood.
18:02It's a rock.
18:03It's a rock.
18:04It's a rock.
18:05It's a rock.
18:06It's a rock.
18:07It's a rock.
18:08It's a rock.
18:09It's a rock.
18:11Hmmsub.
18:12Look.
18:13Come on.
18:14Do you see the Queen of the Napresins?
18:18Yes.
18:19You really want to go?
18:21See him, sir.
18:22Have a moment.
18:23through this episode.
18:24Michellećé”ććć¾ć, let me stay there.
18:27I have to watch theŠµŠ¼ŃŃ Magdaan National.
18:29Naryal is not Naryal, all the Naryal are good.
18:38The Naryal who died of Mohan's death,
18:41that Naryal,
18:43was killed by someone in the head of Mohan's head.
18:46What did Mohan give me?
18:48Sir, when I was in Pankaj in the green room,
18:51I felt a little warm in these comedians.
18:54What do you mean?
18:55Listen, behave yourself, okay?
18:57Dr. Tariqa, go ahead and go ahead.
18:59Sir.
19:11The Naryal who died of Mohan's death,
19:12was killed by the Naryal?
19:13Yes.
19:14He was killed by the Naryal.
19:15Yes, he was killed by the Naryal.
19:16Yes, he was killed by the Naryal.
19:27Hello, Purvi.
19:32Hello, Dr. Tariqa.
19:38Where is your body?
19:39On the side.
19:40Oh my God.
19:41How are you doing now?
19:46Okay.
19:47Mm-hmm.
19:48I'll take care.
26:51We're right back.
28:51We're right back.
29:21Good morning, sir.
31:20We're right back.
42:20We're right back.
43:50CID.
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