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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing here?
00:06:07Ooh
00:06:08Mmm
00:06:09Oh
00:06:10What are you doing here?
00:06:11Ooh
00:06:12Oh
00:06:13Mmm
00:06:14You have to come
00:06:15Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:06:16Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:06:17Oh
00:06:19Hey Emma
00:06:20Hey
00:06:21Hey
00:06:22Hey
00:06:23Honey
00:06:24Come and spot me
00:06:25Okay
00:06:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:27Oh
00:06:28Great I didn't spot me
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:30here. Can you get away? I'm away. You are never getting up.
00:07:00I think I'll make the rules here. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. God, when are you going to get a decent bed? When there's more call for it. We could probably figure out something to do about it, though. Yeah, we could. But probably not this weekend. Why not? You should live dangerously. Better watch out one of these days.
00:07:30You're going to get stuck. Let's go. I've got more important things to do.
00:07:38Hey. I didn't want to tell you over the phone, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do this camping trip. I have to sit in my advanced EMT course. It's the only time I can do it until next year.
00:08:01You bum! I'm sorry. Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you, and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time, and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:13You think that? What, that we should be together? No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:26Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy. You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad? I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:34Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform. Except for maybe a fireman's.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town, they're going to go crazy. Or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad. Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother. Yeah, yeah. We've heard that before.
00:08:51All right. I better go. They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out. What is this? An empty chair?
00:09:00See you around, square.
00:09:03Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:09Well, you should go. It'd be fun, right?
00:09:11Maybe. You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:17Bye, baby.
00:09:21I miss you.
00:09:26I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:38Come on.
00:09:41Is it all on the million? Oh, for sure.
00:09:43Does it matter to your honey? Oh, for sure.
00:09:45It's time to blow your own side. Oh, for sure.
00:09:48Huh? For sure. Come on, for sure.
00:09:51Passion down the block and my mind is twisted.
00:09:53Tryin' to get to the party early
00:09:54Cause I know we've been missed it
00:09:55It's all past three
00:09:57I know it's too early
00:09:58But my homie's hangin' at the window
00:09:59How I never call these
00:10:00So I pull up through the curtain
00:10:02Let the air out
00:10:02Drop it to the ground
00:10:03But it sounds time to show up
00:10:05I pop the trunk
00:10:06And let the thump
00:10:06I'm on you
00:10:07Bump it so loud
00:10:08But your party's at the same
00:10:09Heaven, that's it?
00:10:12We've died and gone to heaven
00:10:13Wow, you feel that sun?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months
00:10:17All right
00:10:18Well, looks like you get warmed up here
00:10:20I'm never leaving
00:10:22Midner's Cove party, girls?
00:10:25That's us
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart
00:10:29You picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach
00:10:32And hey, we got a pool
00:10:33And we got a stage
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage
00:10:36We got a hypnotist
00:10:38Let's you do what you always wanted
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man
00:10:42Whatever you need
00:10:43Whatever you want
00:10:43I'm your man
00:10:44Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point
00:10:47We got a different beach
00:10:48Big waves, bars
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here
00:10:52What do you got in these bags?
00:10:54Just bikinis?
00:10:54Here, give me that
00:10:55Woo, all you guys are hot
00:10:58We got lots of guys
00:10:59Girls too, if that's your thing
00:11:00Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting
00:11:04You know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother
00:11:16Oh my god
00:11:17Oh my god
00:11:17Oh my god
00:11:22Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:24Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:26Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:28Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:29Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:32Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
00:11:33So many hot boys up in here, so many girls in the underwear, pull up to my brother, I'm gonna give you a laugh.
00:11:40Look, Hathalie. Remember when we were like this?
00:11:43I was never like this. I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time. There's always gonna be, remember? We used to think, there's always gonna be a guy, a career, and everything would just come naturally,
00:12:02because that's what happens. There was plenty of time. Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job, but we were gonna have it all.
00:12:12Get married, have kids, guaranteed. We're gonna be happy because we deserved it. Guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you. Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot where most people come up with snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way. Yeah, you do. You do feel that way. You just haven't faced it yet. Otherwise, you would've married David long ago.
00:12:37I mean, what are you waiting for? David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you get. Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:45I need to, I need to do something. Different. Have fun. You know? I mean, life is... Who knows what the hell life's about?
00:13:00I just found that out the hard way. I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up. Fast.
00:13:19Fast. Slow or fast. Right up on the dance floor. Give me something to see.
00:13:23I'll fuck up a party and you can find me. Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:27Right up on the dance floor. Right up on the dance floor. Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:31She is gonna get in a lot of trouble. I know. I know. I know.
00:13:37What's up? There's so many hot boys up in here. So many girls in their underwear.
00:13:43Call up to my brother, baby. Don't be scared. I'm gonna give you a laugh and dance.
00:13:47Okay, let's go.
00:13:49Ain't playing serious when I step in your club. Y'all know who it is.
00:13:53I get dope. I'm a baller, baby. BX, New York. Shot caller, baby.
00:13:58So my neck keep me cool in the heat. Tiffany on my wrist. Jimmy Choo's on my feet.
00:14:04You ain't never met no chick like me. Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:07Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away? Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:14Reality? What is that? This is spring break. You gotta go a little wild. Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest? You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No. You know what you're missing? You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with you.
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy. I am talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35Do you have any idea? And another thing. You know, like sexual charades right now.
00:14:41You know, like that movie when Harry met Sally. You seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:50Hello, girls. I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the most beautiful girls award. And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot you an entire week. You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:13You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:15Hey, I told you this beach was special. Totally private. Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God. Look at this. He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning. Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:48I'm not doing mine for the kids. Got a stack full of backs on the side for the whip.
00:16:03And if you mess with my dough, I'ma tie it to your lip. Put my foot on the gas. Hit drive on the stick.
00:16:08Hit reverse on your body. Put tires on your head. Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on the wrist.
00:16:13Look at that face. I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh. Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not gonna do anything. Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation.
00:16:43The right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:49I've wasted my time and tried.
00:17:09I don't know where to the sun
00:17:14It cries
00:17:16People in your stars
00:17:22Wonder why
00:17:39I'm gonna take you to the sun
00:17:41How about we get some drinks and now?
00:17:43I'll take you to the sun
00:17:45Alright
00:17:47There you go
00:17:49Get on that, get on that
00:17:51There you go
00:17:53Good party
00:17:55Take it all, come on, come on, come on
00:17:57Let's do it
00:17:59Good, good, good
00:18:01Come on, come on
00:18:03Come on, come on
00:18:05I'm gonna take you to the sun
00:18:07Come on
00:18:09Come on
00:18:10Keep it all
00:18:13Here we go
00:18:14There we go
00:18:15There we go
00:18:17Do it
00:18:18Awe
00:18:19We're coming
00:18:20We're coming
00:18:24Woo
00:18:25Woo
00:18:26Woo
00:18:27Woo
00:18:28Woo
00:18:30Woo
00:18:32Woo
00:18:33Woo
00:18:34Woo
00:18:35Woo
00:18:37Oh!
00:18:39Oh!
00:18:41Oh!
00:18:43Oh!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:47Oh!
00:18:49Don't stop!
00:18:51Sorry.
00:18:53Emma! Emma!
00:18:55Emma! Emma!
00:18:57Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:01Oh, God, yeah!
00:19:03Yeah!
00:19:07Oh!
00:19:09Oh, God!
00:19:15Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan.
00:19:17Right, Emma?
00:19:19Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Come on, baby.
00:19:29Do it for me.
00:19:31I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:39Yeah, right there.
00:19:42Oh, God.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:47Oh, God.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, yeah.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah, right there.
00:20:00Right there.
00:20:01Oh, God.
00:20:05Oh, God.
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:14I have a headache.
00:20:15You want an aspirin?
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:19No, no.
00:20:20I just want an aspirin.
00:20:21There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:22You want to come?
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:25I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Get me a little bit.
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:54Dumb bitch.
00:21:05I just want to say, we're so proud of you.
00:21:06You're doing such a great job.
00:21:07And a few of the members of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:20Okay.
00:21:21That would be great.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Get me a little bit.
00:21:24Let's get me a little bit.
00:21:25Let's get a little bit of love.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:30That would be great.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32I'm gonna get Grace all the time.
00:21:35I like my kid.
00:21:37Hi!
00:21:38Yay!
00:21:39I'm changing my trophy of the year to Teacher of the Year.
00:21:42I really love that.
00:21:43How did you get them to do all of that I don't remember doing anything like that in the second
00:22:12grade except run around the playground do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed
00:22:16I'm gonna give you a big head you're gonna think you're too good for a small town fireman oh come
00:22:21on I would love to show you how untrue that is you would yeah I would
00:22:28will you stay over
00:22:31like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift
00:22:39and I'll be up next weekend okay I'm really really proud of you I love you
00:22:49in Mintner's Cove I really missed you I wanted you to be there
00:23:01you're right what about the hunk with the yacht I remember having a headache and playing
00:23:09charades
00:23:09what do you think what do I think I think you should go to San Diego more often
00:23:20oh you better you better go before I make you stay
00:23:35how'd you stop me
00:23:36no you're kidding
00:23:38by the way I went topless one night
00:23:47I'm sorry you what
00:23:50yeah we all did it was a little weird out there
00:23:52should have been there see the new me
00:23:55I told you you didn't know what you were missing
00:23:59it's party time from all over the country they come you know what they want
00:24:06that girl next door they play the tease but they're showing it on display
00:24:10they just want somebody to grab it and you can be that guy and get them on the beach
00:24:16and in your lap get your credit card ready click the download button get every second
00:24:21of what these horny chicks do no more hard porno queens these are the girls next door
00:24:26the board we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades
00:24:38oh my god
00:24:39for the other teachers as well
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar
00:24:44I thought you should be rewarded for your talents
00:24:48wow I don't know what to say
00:24:51I'm flattered
00:24:53I just um I don't know quite how it would work
00:24:57well if you're agreeable we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out
00:25:01well you sure know how to make enemies
00:25:03first you come back from California positively glowing
00:25:06and now you're holding seminars
00:25:09it's a terrible idea isn't it
00:25:13it's a great idea
00:25:14but it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year
00:25:18well then I just won't do it
00:25:21school politics are funny
00:25:24I mean it looks all touchy-feely
00:25:26but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition
00:25:30hey Jess come here
00:25:37is that who it looks like
00:25:44can't be
00:25:47it's like one of those spring break tapes
00:25:49but it's different more extreme
00:25:51did she go down to some spring break thing
00:25:52you watched the whole thing
00:25:54it's her
00:25:55it gets pretty raunchy
00:25:57you think we ought to tell Dave
00:25:58suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me
00:26:03well most
00:26:04well you could try switching schools
00:26:06better yet you could come home
00:26:07you know you could get a job in a second
00:26:09maybe it's time
00:26:10is that code for get married and live happily ever after in prairie du chen
00:26:15so what if it is
00:26:17it's not the end of the world
00:26:18I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town
00:26:23why
00:26:24what's wrong with it
00:26:25well
00:26:26would you live somewhere else
00:26:28I don't think so
00:26:30I think prairie has a lot to offer
00:26:32I mean history
00:26:33family
00:26:34roots
00:26:35I mean honey it's a good town
00:26:37it's our home
00:26:38I mean what is there something you want to do
00:26:41that needs you to be someplace else
00:26:42it can be a little suffocating
00:26:44you don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are
00:26:47I mean anywhere
00:26:48Madison
00:26:49Chicago
00:26:50San Diego
00:26:51wherever you were
00:26:52alright honey
00:26:55I guess I could learn how to surf
00:26:56no I didn't say that
00:26:57look
00:26:58all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way
00:27:00before you took your little trip
00:27:01did something happen out there
00:27:03made you feel like you needed to be someplace else
00:27:06I don't know
00:27:08with someone else
00:27:09listen
00:27:11I've always felt this way
00:27:13okay I mean don't you feel this way sometimes
00:27:16what if there's something out there that's
00:27:18perfect
00:27:19perfect for you
00:27:21for us
00:27:21you know we might never know
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us
00:27:26is right there
00:27:27I mean you could turn your back on it looking for something else
00:27:31I don't know what
00:27:32but
00:27:32by the time you figure it out
00:27:34what you don't know is what you've lost
00:27:36David
00:27:37nothing's changed
00:27:38yeah maybe
00:27:40but uh at least it's in the open now
00:27:43don't you think we've been ignoring this
00:27:45you know I'm not facing the facts here
00:27:47what
00:27:47no
00:27:48what are you talking about
00:27:49okay listen
00:27:50I love you
00:27:51and you love me
00:27:52those are the facts
00:27:54yeah but
00:27:55no look the fact is
00:27:56I like Prairie
00:27:57okay
00:27:58I like my job
00:28:00it makes me feel good
00:28:01like I'm doing something I'm proud of
00:28:03yeah
00:28:05I'm sorry I've got to go
00:28:08come here
00:28:09I love you
00:28:12I'll see you soon
00:28:13I'll see you soon
00:28:15I'll see you soon
00:28:16I'll see you soon
00:28:17I'll see you soon
00:28:18I'll see you soon
00:28:19I'll see you soon
00:28:20I'll see you soon
00:28:21I'll see you soon
00:28:22I'll see you soon
00:28:23I'll see you soon
00:28:24I'll see you soon
00:28:25I'll see you soon
00:28:26I'll see you soon
00:28:27I'll see you soon
00:28:28I'll see you soon
00:28:29I'll see you soon
00:28:30I'll see you soon
00:28:31I'll see you soon
00:28:32I'll see you soon
00:28:33I'll see you soon
00:28:34I'll see you soon
00:28:35I'll see you soon
00:28:36I'll see you soon
00:28:37I'll see you soon
00:28:38I'll see you soon
00:28:39Let's go.
00:29:09Let's go.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:49I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:10It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:21What am I supposed to do?
00:30:23Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you'd like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:36Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:42Why should I?
00:30:44No.
00:30:45Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:47I'm not making it a formal suspension, but just take a couple of days off.
00:30:54She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:05I heard it was about you and some movie.
00:31:08You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:14Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:19I mean, I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:22It was vacation.
00:31:23It was more silly than anything.
00:31:25Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:43Are all of us in it?
00:31:44I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:51But I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:53Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:56Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, alright?
00:32:00I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02I will take some of my포acayers for the folks.
00:32:03I will want to while she thinks, you know you're at me.
00:32:13It's then to me.
00:32:15...and hit on the net.
00:32:18...your wife and while you're at work.
00:32:21Look at your health can't jam.
00:32:25I can't.
00:32:26What?
00:32:28Turn off, turn off.
00:32:30We're just great for much help.
00:32:32With your dad and your man in the checkout line.
00:32:36She's on it, you're high, you're in it.
00:32:38Come on, come on.
00:32:42I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44i thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church well if you want to make a change that's
00:32:49fine but there has to be a reason i mean it's okay if you have to it just i'm just confused
00:32:56look if it's something we did i have to go downstairs and tell henry to cancel that
00:33:02emmanuel lutheran order saying matthews just canceled their bulletin order it makes three
00:33:07of our biggest accounts what's going on what the hell do you think you're talking about
00:33:16hey look nobody is stumping to any conclusions look dave i'm sorry as hell all right we've all
00:33:21known emerald hey all i did was stumble across something hey look dave it's out there okay
00:33:28what's out there there's nothing out there it's not em
00:33:37cause
00:33:56got cut got stabbed doing time in the pen now i'm out doing mine on the grind for the kids got a stack
00:34:03full of backs on the side
00:34:27oh
00:34:33She doesn't have tenure I mean what is the policy in a situation like this but
00:34:41she has the right to bring it to the board the school could be sued even the
00:34:47public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school it's also a human
00:34:52question pretty soon the kids are gonna get wind of this and get curious and I
00:34:58for one do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is
00:35:01no I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher and
00:35:06she presents herself so well but if she stays I'm pulling Jason out of school
00:35:18hi you ought to check your machine ring about a thousand times maybe it's not
00:35:25working anyway you you haven't answered my email yet what's going on town burning
00:35:33down
00:35:35well things are pretty crappy here
00:35:37okay I love you
00:35:42thank you
00:35:43bye
00:35:44bye
00:35:45bye
00:35:46bye
00:35:47bye
00:35:49bye
00:35:51bye
00:35:52bye
00:35:53hey
00:36:03Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:13Now, if you resign, there can be some reason, something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:25How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:33I have not seen the material, but others have, teachers' parents.
00:36:41I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:44What material? There is no material. I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:49You know, I don't have to accept this. I have a right to fight this and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do. You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:01I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district, that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:16But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:19Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:27It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:30Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:32If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:45People, parents, will find out about it. They always do.
00:37:48Now, you think a school is going to go against parents and hiring a teacher.
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:02It's not fair.
00:38:13I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute already in place. Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait!
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:46She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them. I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:02Look, I know it's lousy, but...
00:39:05Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you. You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14It's up to you.
00:39:15You're welcome.
00:39:17It's up to you.
00:39:21I'm gonna slow down to you.
00:39:23Hillary, look, it's a friend.
00:39:25You've got to be like nood you, you know?
00:39:26You're uncondии to be too Devine.
00:39:27Goodbye.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:29I'm gonna drop you down.
00:39:31I'm gonna go.
00:39:33I've got to go.
00:39:33At least I don't want to go.
00:39:34Only someone around.
00:39:35You've got to go.
00:39:36Nor do you know?
00:39:36I don't know.
00:40:06I don't know.
00:40:36I don't know.
00:41:06I don't know.
00:41:36I don't know.
00:42:06I don't know.
00:42:36I don't know.
00:42:37I don't know.
00:42:38I don't know.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:42God, I thought I turned you off.
00:42:56I'm losing it.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:14I don't know.
00:43:18Hello?
00:43:20Hi.
00:43:21Hi.
00:43:22Hey, stranger.
00:43:23Where have you been?
00:43:25How are you?
00:43:27What's the matter?
00:43:30I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:34I saw your film.
00:43:36Emma, I saw...
00:43:38I saw the video.
00:43:42Did you hear me?
00:43:44I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:54And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:01What were you thinking, Emma?
00:44:03Were you drunk?
00:44:05Huh?
00:44:06Were you high?
00:44:07Maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, alright?
00:44:12I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I...
00:44:15I really don't know...
00:44:17Who you are.
00:44:18David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:21I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:27Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites.
00:44:34Everywhere.
00:44:35Most of them.
00:44:36I really thought I...
00:44:39I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:41David, just...
00:44:42No.
00:44:43No.
00:44:44Save it.
00:44:45I can't.
00:44:46I just...
00:44:47I can't.
00:44:48I can't.
00:44:49I can't.
00:44:50I can't.
00:44:51I can't.
00:44:52I can't.
00:44:53Oh, God.
00:44:54Oh, oh my God!
00:44:55Oh yeah!
00:44:56Yeah!
00:44:57Yeah, right there!
00:44:58Right there!
00:44:59Oh, God.
00:45:09Oh, my God.
00:45:11Oh, yeah.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Yeah, right there, right there.
00:45:15Oh, God.
00:45:16Oh, God.
00:45:46Oh, God.
00:45:56Printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma.
00:45:58Hi.
00:45:59How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine.
00:46:01How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad.
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:14What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:24I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened, but there's this tape, and it looks like I'm
00:46:32on it, but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video?
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this, but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Look, come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:54No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:58All right.
00:46:59I'm coming up there.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy.
00:47:02Please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:10I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this I-can-handle-it attitude, it's like...
00:47:16Okay?
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18All right.
00:47:18Call me tomorrow.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little, but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:39I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:42I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:49We drank a lot.
00:47:50Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:55I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game, faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg, or whatever his name was.
00:48:17I mean, it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:34I mean, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, uh, God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:45I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:59I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here, it'll all be okay.
00:49:10I think we should stick together.
00:49:12Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:14Yeah, uh...
00:49:19Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:33Now, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:42Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:49You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:09You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:20I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:25I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me, and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me, and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:00Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:05She said it would be better if you moved away
00:51:07to some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:13With nothing on your permanent record,
00:51:14you could start afresh.
00:51:15Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:23I'm your friend.
00:51:25I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even the school isn't.
00:51:35David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something
00:51:42most people never have to figure out.
00:51:43who you are
00:51:45and what you're going to do about it.
00:52:13and what you're going to do about it.
00:52:14But I'm just going to nobody,
00:52:15who she knows.
00:52:18God.
00:52:20Oh, that was such a wonderful alfueling
00:52:22that you wanted,
00:52:23and I was thinking about you.
00:52:24How many were you?
00:52:25Look at the겨vex.
00:52:26I, where are you?
00:52:26I, where are you?
00:52:27I'm not, isn't there?
00:52:28No, no.
00:52:29By the way, you are with us.
00:52:30I, where am I.
00:52:31Oh, my God.
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:31Oh, my God.
00:54:01Oh, my God.
00:54:31Oh, my God.
00:55:01Oh, my God.
00:55:31Oh, my God.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34I'm calling the police.
00:55:40Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:41I'm going home.
00:55:46No, Emma, you can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know, I just got to get out of here.
00:55:52I'm going to let him do it.
00:55:59I'm going to let him do it.
00:56:01I'm going to let him do it.
00:56:04I'm going to let him do it.
00:56:14Dad?
00:56:19I'm going to let you put him with this.
00:56:30I'm going to.
00:56:31You awake?
00:57:01I came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:40Honey?
00:57:59That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:08I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking where the hell is my mother?
00:58:16I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:23Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:27Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh, what about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:36It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:39But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:24I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:33Um...
00:59:35Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down that club, say, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:13At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um...
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:25I've been...
01:00:26I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um...
01:00:28I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bought from Mr. Conga Line, while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey.
01:00:47I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:54Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:08My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14Happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what ordinary girls and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:28I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:34What the hell are you doing?
01:01:36Hello?
01:01:37Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:06My poster.
01:02:07Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:08They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:09But not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:11My poster.
01:02:29Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure, you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:25But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:43But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:55Okay?
01:03:56But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:03:59I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:09Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like BOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48What? I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:57Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of
01:04:59department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:06Maybe the communications department
01:05:09can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did,
01:05:34or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:37This is a no-win situation.
01:05:40Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:06:56You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is,
01:07:04of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense,
01:07:06what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:24I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:45even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common
01:08:13what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me
01:08:16that a lot of women are having their heads
01:08:18put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace like you did,
01:08:26well, say, Spring Break or Mardi Gras
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed
01:08:35having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler
01:08:55when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women
01:09:01have either helped create or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics
01:09:05which degrade and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:22College girls line up
01:09:25to do soft and hard core
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions
01:09:32can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something
01:09:45that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation
01:09:47behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:01against photography
01:10:02through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything
01:10:05all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time
01:10:07and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation
01:10:10you want to endure.
01:10:11Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal
01:10:15you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be
01:10:16for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands,
01:10:28maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence
01:10:34they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that
01:10:37if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean,
01:10:39look at Minneapolis,
01:10:41a lawyer there said
01:10:43that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet,
01:10:48in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people
01:10:56to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:09Damage control
01:11:11in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people
01:11:14who love you.
01:11:15David,
01:11:16your family,
01:11:18me.
01:11:19You're cool
01:11:20for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low,
01:11:23be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:27I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else
01:11:47is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis
01:12:05stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean,
01:12:13I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:15I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:22it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:45I'm always going to be afraid.
01:13:05Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:12Excuse me?
01:13:15Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy, still in high school?
01:13:24I need to find them.
01:13:27No, you don't.
01:13:28You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:30Now, see, you don't understand.
01:13:32You don't understand.
01:13:34I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:38What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:41It's a set up, all right.
01:13:43But this isn't your world.
01:13:45You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:52There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:55Believe me.
01:14:08She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:12But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:14She said he'd be in court.
01:14:15He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:17L.A. is so huge.
01:14:19I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:24Find out which one.
01:14:25In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in, but all the trials are posted.
01:14:29I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:33How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:52I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Just five minutes.
01:14:58All right.
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01What do you want?
01:15:02Excuse me?
01:15:04You want money?
01:15:05Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:11A public apology?
01:15:12Come back when you know.
01:15:13I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:15Look.
01:15:16In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we can pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:24You think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:29or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:31that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:35But you'd be wrong.
01:15:36But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:41Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:44There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:47As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:49Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:53I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:06Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:10They put my head on another body.
01:16:12That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:17I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:21The company will have five.
01:16:23You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:25That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:30That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:32They hold a gun to your head.
01:16:35Listen.
01:16:36Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:43People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:49Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Hi.
01:17:15Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:18Do you know who does?
01:17:21Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:32I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:35Most want a job.
01:17:41Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:44Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:46What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:49I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:51Emma, isn't it?
01:17:52It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:54I assume that's your real name.
01:17:56You are so good.
01:17:58I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:01You'd be surprised.
01:18:02It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:06It's really something.
01:18:07I mean, I had no right.
01:18:08I see lots of girls.
01:18:09A lot of girls.
01:18:11Here is the new cover.
01:18:14And you are going to be a star.
01:18:16I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:18Sorry?
01:18:19You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:24No, no, no.
01:18:25I'm not kidding.
01:18:26Look at the tape.
01:18:27Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started.
01:18:30But now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire we don't have to.
01:18:36We even get releases.
01:18:38Today girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release.
01:18:42And I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:51S-O-B.
01:18:53He conned me.
01:18:55Well, Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:59Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:00I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:03You have to recall it.
01:19:04You've got to be nuts.
01:19:06Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:08Excuse the pun.
01:19:09But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:12This is a big seller.
01:19:13We could break a record with this one.
01:19:15I can talk to the police.
01:19:16I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:17I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:19I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:23And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:26How much help are they?
01:19:29I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:32Hey, look.
01:19:33Tell you what.
01:19:34How about $5,000?
01:19:38No.
01:19:39$10,000.
01:19:41You deserve it.
01:19:42Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:45Too bad.
01:19:50Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:54Where's Greg?
01:19:55Are you really this dumb?
01:19:58You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:02This is a big city.
01:20:04I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:08Greg?
01:20:09He's a wild card.
01:20:11I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:14If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:17I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:20Conscience?
01:20:21Go home.
01:20:24It'll be over soon.
01:20:27Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:29You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:34You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:37In fact, I got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:59You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:26I really need to get this, please.
01:21:29Please, will you help me?
01:21:32It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:56Noiri.
01:21:58OK.
01:21:59Noiri.
01:22:01On the bottom of the right mountain mountain.
01:22:02You have to be familiar with that.
01:22:04Yes.
01:22:05Yeah.
01:22:06Me llanes.
01:22:07Anyway.
01:22:08I got someone who knows about-
01:22:11On my head.
01:22:13Here he can bring you back.
01:22:14It's funny.
01:22:17You lookioè.
01:22:19Female roommate.
01:22:21I thought about being Done-
01:22:24How about your mom?
01:22:25Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:49No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51I don't...
01:22:53...Mintner's Cove?
01:22:55You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:58Oh, yeah.
01:23:00How'd you find me?
01:23:02Nick Bronson.
01:23:04Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I'd make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:08You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:10I don't want any money.
01:23:12Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay?
01:23:14It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:16That isn't it.
01:23:19Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22I'm not gonna talk to him on a phone.
01:23:24So this is it.
01:23:31Guess where you made it?
01:23:33What are you gonna do?
01:23:34so this is it guess where you made it what are you gonna do you know arrest me you're gonna call
01:23:54the cops you know what I do remember you that tape rocks because of you otherwise it's just another
01:24:05body screwing so that's it huh that's why you used me why else what it ruins your life you're gonna call
01:24:18some lawyers and try to sue me for what cheating for lying we're stealing your soul
01:24:33what your boyfriend dumped you your friends laugh at you they're jealous
01:24:43you really just don't get it do you no it's you that doesn't get it you want a perfect life
01:24:49all need and orderly you stay in kansas that night you wanted it you were on you really wanted it
01:25:04you know I could do anything to you
01:25:05I could even rape you
01:25:09and nobody would believe you
01:25:14you're pathetic
01:25:35is that what you do is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me
01:25:40that's it that's your life making phony tapes
01:25:44you know I don't know why I was ever scared of you
01:25:48you know what I almost feel sorry for you
01:25:51this isn't real
01:25:55this isn't real sex
01:25:57look at this
01:25:58it's absurd
01:26:00you know I was afraid of you
01:26:13what was I thinking
01:26:16it's strange
01:26:30I've never felt more afraid
01:26:34degraded
01:26:36humiliated
01:26:37but somehow
01:26:39I feel
01:26:40exhilarated
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear
01:26:45fear is your own power
01:26:47there are no protected places
01:26:51the internet is in big cities and small towns
01:26:54pornography is changing the way women have to live
01:26:58you may not think it has anything to do with you
01:27:01but it is everywhere
01:27:03if I could tell my story
01:27:07if other women and girls knew what had happened to me
01:27:10they could realize no one controls your honor but you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:17I never lost it
01:27:33I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:35I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:36I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:37I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:38I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:39I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:40I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:41I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:42I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:43I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:44I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:45I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:46I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:47I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:48I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:49I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:50I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
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