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00:00:00if the legends are true dingbert should be hiding somewhere in the center of the island sweet let's
00:00:12go careful this is the island of garbage fonts the horrors you are about to experience here
00:00:18will haunt you for the rest of your days uh it doesn't really seem that bad bro
00:00:23ew comic sanscraft nasty ugh helvetic hills gross oh brush strip bushes this place is the worst
00:00:37who's there show yourself
00:00:43huh stop right there it's speaking in zimdings where's your leader you tasteless heathen
00:00:49i said where is your leader wait a second cyborg i think he's trying to help us
00:00:59see cyborg your font snobbery almost cost us a lead the shame on you where's your village little dude
00:01:19that's him winston q dingbert hands in the air fool oh my what's all this then don't play dumb dingbert
00:01:32the world's been zim dinged and we know you're the one responsible oh my goodness how terrible
00:01:37what with the world of wondrous typefaces at our disposal it would be a shame not to see all of them
00:01:42in their full glory wouldn't you say yeah he would say that wait so you're not responsible for the
00:01:47type-pocalypse of course not now come we must apprehend whoever is abusing my font for such
00:01:53nefarious purposes please do come in i'll make a pot of tea wow cyborg way to judge a book by its typeface
00:02:02mondays hmm that car looks like it's driving on the wrong side of the road
00:02:08it's the hive and they look angry get us out of here go go go
00:02:22you want to see some magic star
00:02:38engage autopilot
00:02:55i'm gonna need an assist here beastie well i'm not sure if i have the strength to fight them
00:03:01booyah
00:03:15booyah
00:03:27nothing's working what can i do just keep reading cool
00:03:37oh
00:03:37oh
00:03:52oh my gosh my head is so blown wait hold up what if
00:03:57is madame rouge who where you girl use madame rouge i knows it i don't think that's her you are
00:04:06being the weird ae iou and sometimes why again beast boy oh my bad phew i was scared the real madame
00:04:15rouge is still on the loose titans back to your stations y'alls mind if i go hang out with beast
00:04:20girl for a minute instead sure you don't really contribute much cool thanks robin
00:04:26so girl tell me about your story sweet let's takes a little stroll where to down that memory
00:04:34you're going to be late sud way back in the day i was born in a jungle
00:04:40me too yo and my parents was scientists mine's too
00:04:45then i got bit by this crazy green monkey no way i got spit by a green monkey too
00:04:50no uh bro yeah huh yo so then i got real sick and my moms and pops gave me this green serum to save my
00:04:57life i got better but i turned green and i could turn into animals wow girl we just got so much in
00:05:07common yo then i bet you know what i want to do right now you know's i do
00:05:21you know beast boy you's the first person in a long time that don't make me feel like a weirdo me too
00:05:47yo that's what's up that's what's up hello we are here to see zach snyder
00:05:58you're not on the list come on bruh it's us the teen titans we don't need to be on the list
00:06:04well in that case that's better
00:06:09this is the awful we cannot get the snyder cut if we cannot even talk to the snyder himself
00:06:15then you'll just have to take the vip route
00:06:20this is the vip route yes no normal person would go this way of course not we're crawling through
00:06:26the sewer man it does not appear that the warner brothers studio has performed much in terms of
00:06:35the regular maintenance don't worry i'm sure this bridge is perfectly
00:06:39that's not the only thing i think they got a rodent issue down here fun bit of warner brothers
00:07:08trivia back in the 30s an actor complained about rats on the lot so the studio let a bunch of cats
00:07:13loose to terrorize the rats driving them underground where they still live to this day
00:07:17i think they want to fight then let's give them one
00:07:26you want to chew on something chew on me
00:07:43this
00:07:57Whoa, that was tough.
00:08:15Thank the scars.
00:08:24Whoa, Beast Boy, look out!
00:08:27Oh!
00:08:37Bandages!
00:08:38We need more bandages!
00:08:41Don't worry.
00:08:42I got you, Beastie.
00:08:48You're lucky your animal superpowers are keeping your arm alive.
00:08:52So gross.
00:08:54While we figure out how to reattach it, this should help you.
00:09:00Hey, it's going to be okay, Beast Boy.
00:09:02I know.
00:09:03Don't let this bum you out.
00:09:05It won't.
00:09:06Are you not upset with the loss of your appendage?
00:09:08Nope.
00:09:09Now I have this sweet robot arm to go with my manly scar.
00:09:15Okay, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
00:09:18So hot.
00:09:19What was that, Ray Ray?
00:09:20Nothing.
00:09:27Hey, my mans, keep these on ice for me.
00:09:29Thanks.
00:09:30What's in here?
00:09:31Oh, you know, there's some lame body parts I'm not using anymore.
00:09:37What did you do, Beast Boy?
00:09:38Just made myself a little tougher.
00:09:40And it's Scar Man.
00:09:50Scar Man.
00:09:54So scary.
00:09:55You can say that again.
00:09:57Scar Man.
00:09:59Whoa.
00:10:00I don't have a valentine to share my feelings with.
00:10:06I have something to share, Beast Boy.
00:10:09Sorry, Raven.
00:10:10But I'd like to share my feelings first.
00:10:17Because you banished me to a wasteland,
00:10:19I'm going to return the favor by banishing you
00:10:21to the center of the Earth!
00:10:27Ben, you really hate me, don't you?
00:10:30Ha ha!
00:10:33Titans, go!
00:10:47Looks like it's just you and me again, Terra.
00:10:49Azarath, Metreons, it's...
00:10:51Ow!
00:10:53Stupid Cupid, baby!
00:10:56How I've waited for this moment, Beast Boy.
00:10:58Beast Boy.
00:10:59I know you want to destroy me and everything, and that's cool.
00:11:02But before you do, I just want to let you see what's inside my heart.
00:11:05You can't fade away.
00:11:06The way I feel for you, there ain't no word I can say.
00:11:07What I do for you in every single day.
00:11:08I make you through this game called life.
00:11:09It's always filled with pain and strife.
00:11:10Reality will cut you like a knife.
00:11:11It ain't right.
00:11:12But with you by my side, we will win this fight.
00:11:14In the battle of dark and light.
00:11:15Take my hand, hold it tight.
00:11:16When we dance, I feel alright.
00:11:17By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:19Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:20When I walk, you walk with me, Terra.
00:11:21Together.
00:11:22It's a game called life.
00:11:23It's a game called life.
00:11:24It's always filled with pain and strife.
00:11:25Reality will cut you like a knife.
00:11:26It ain't right.
00:11:27But with you by my side, we will win this fight.
00:11:28In the battle of dark and light.
00:11:29Take my hand, hold it tight.
00:11:30When we dance, I feel alright.
00:11:32By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:33Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:35When I walk, you walk with me, Terra.
00:11:36Together.
00:11:37Let the light shine.
00:11:38By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:39Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:40When I walk, you walk with me, Terra.
00:11:41Together.
00:11:42Let the light shine.
00:11:43By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:44Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:45When I walk, you walk with me, Terra.
00:11:46Together.
00:11:47Let the light shine.
00:11:48By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:49Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:50When I walk, you walk with me.
00:11:51Together.
00:11:52Let the light shine.
00:11:53By your side is where I'll be.
00:11:54Endless love won't fail, see.
00:11:55When I walk, you walk with me.
00:11:56Together.
00:11:57Now walk you walk with me, together let the light shiiiiine.
00:12:11If the legends are true, Dingbert should be hiding somewhere in the center of the island.
00:12:15Sweet, let's go!
00:12:17Careful! This is the island of garbage fonts!
00:12:20The horrors you are about to experience here will haunt you for the rest of your days!
00:12:24Uh, it doesn't really seem that bad, bro.
00:12:30Eww! Comic Sans Crabs! Nasty!
00:12:33Ugh! Helvetic Hills! Gross!
00:12:37Oh, brush strip bushes. This place is the worst.
00:12:41Who's there? Show yourself!
00:12:47Huh?
00:12:48Stop right there! It's speaking in Zimdings!
00:12:51Where's your leader, you tasteless heathen?
00:12:55I said, where is your leader?
00:12:58Wait a second, Cyborg. I think he's trying to help us.
00:13:02See, Cyborg? Your font snobbery almost cost us a lead.
00:13:05The shame on you!
00:13:07Where's your village, little dude?
00:13:08That is how popular!
00:13:09That's him! Winston Q Dingbert!
00:13:10Hands in the air, fool!
00:13:11Oh my! What's all this, then?
00:13:12Don't play dumb, Dingbert! The world's been zim-dinged, and we know you're the one responsible!
00:13:25Oh my goodness, how terrible!
00:13:26What?
00:13:27With a world of wondrous typefaces at our disposal, it would be a shame not to see all of them in their full glory, wouldn't you say?
00:13:35Yeah, he would say that.
00:13:36Wait, so you're not responsible for the type-pocalypse?
00:13:37Of course not. Now come, we must apprehend whoever is abusing my font for such nefarious purposes. Please, do come in. I'll make a pot of tea.
00:13:46Wow, Cyborg. Way to judge a book by its typeface.
00:13:50It's horrible the Joker is using music for evil. He's got to be stopped.
00:13:53Nandi's music seems to be the only thing that has any effect on his jingle.
00:13:55But it's way too powerful for me to fight on my own, which is why we've got to join together to form our very own party.
00:13:59T-T-T-List.
00:14:00What are you gonna do?
00:14:01It's not going to be!
00:14:02We've got to fight on my own.
00:14:03So you're not responsible for the type-pocalypse?
00:14:04Of course not.
00:14:05Now come, we must apprehend whoever is abusing my form for such nefarious purposes.
00:14:09Please do come in. I'll make a pot of tea.
00:14:10Wow, Cyborg. Way to judge a book by its typeface.
00:14:13It's horrible the Joker is using music for evil!
00:14:15He's got to be stopped!
00:14:16which is why we've got to join together to form our very own...
00:14:20Super group!
00:14:22I would very much like to be in the group that is the super.
00:14:26Teaming up with Nandy and Thomas would be amazing!
00:14:29It would be more than amazing.
00:14:31It would be...
00:14:33Rock and roll!
00:14:35Well, if we're going to form a super group,
00:14:37the first thing we'll need to do is find your ideal rock personas
00:14:40using my latest invention...
00:14:43The Sonic Styler!
00:14:47Now all you have to do is step onto the paddy.
00:14:49I want to be a funk rocker!
00:14:52Whoo! I feel like partying like it's 1999, baby!
00:14:56But why is he dressed like a pirate?
00:14:58So I can hit the high seas!
00:15:02Ooh-hoo! I'm up!
00:15:04A punk rocker! Nice!
00:15:07I don't know, Raven. Are you sure you want to dress up as a punk?
00:15:11They've got kind of a bad rep.
00:15:13Pfft! I don't care about a bad reputation!
00:15:16I just love rock and roll!
00:15:19Ooh-ooh-ooh! I am the next!
00:15:22Check it out! Star just went through some major ch-ch-ch-changes!
00:15:26Indeed! I have become the glamorous glam rocker!
00:15:30Ooh-hoo! More like space-oddity!
00:15:33Ooh! My turn!
00:15:34Oh yeah! My death metal persona is sure to strike fear into the hearts of villains everywhere!
00:15:41Is that a spider on your costume?
00:15:43A spider?!
00:15:44Aaaaaah!
00:15:45I don't need no freaky pad!
00:15:47All right, Titans! Now that you've got your rock personas, we must go on a perilous quest to obtain your instruments!
00:15:56How perilous a quest are we talking about here?
00:15:59First, we must travel to the land of rock. Then, we'll have to overcome deadly obstacles as we scale to the top of the tallest mountain, where we'll find magical pair of sunglasses that will bestow upon you your mighty instruments!
00:16:15Oh, that sounds very dangerous!
00:16:17Can't we just go to the music store instead?
00:16:19Yes, but this is way more-
00:16:21ROCK AND ROLL!
00:16:23She makes a solid taste, Gil!
00:16:25To the tea car!
00:16:26Actually, I think I have something more rock and roll in mind.
00:16:32Aw, where are we now?
00:16:34I made that sandwich a little too perfect. So perfect that when old me didn't eat it immediately, it evolved into a super intelligence and traveled into space to learn about the nature of the universe!
00:16:44Robin, perhaps it is time to simply let it go.
00:16:49Let it go!
00:16:51Never!
00:16:52Sandwich! Where are you?
00:16:55I am sorry your sandwich went missing, but it's definitely not here. On some alien planet-
00:16:59Welcome, travelers. It is I, the perfect sandwich. After future Robin stole me, I escaped from his one-bedroom apartment,
00:17:13and came here to ponder the universe.
00:17:15Ha! I told you!
00:17:18And, through meditation, I have realized life's greatest secret.
00:17:22Oh, tell us, please!
00:17:25That the sandwich is the supreme form of life, and all others must be destroyed. Goodbye.
00:17:32Titans! Go!
00:17:45Titans! Go!
00:17:48Nothing can destroy the perfect sandwich.
00:18:04Nothing except the mouth of its creator.
00:18:06What are you waiting for?
00:18:08For you to say it.
00:18:09Say what?
00:18:10That I was right.
00:18:11You should never let things go.
00:18:13Fine, in some situations...
00:18:14Nope, never.
00:18:15You were right, Robin.
00:18:16And you should never let the things go.
00:18:34Perfect.
00:18:35Need some brains after those two.
00:18:37Raven says she has demons.
00:18:40Don't we all?
00:18:46Join us!
00:19:00I will never join you!
00:19:07Summer!
00:19:11Summer!
00:19:13Ah!
00:19:15It's all!
00:19:17Hazorax!
00:19:18The Trion!
00:19:19Send them!
00:19:20Oh no!
00:19:29You're not scared?
00:19:31Of course I am.
00:19:32So you know I'm dangerous.
00:19:33I know you want to do what's right.
00:19:36With your power, you can do a lot of good.
00:19:38You need to leave.
00:19:39You don't have to be alone anymore.
00:19:41I said leave!
00:19:43You can show the world you're not a monster.
00:19:45Oh, I mean leave.
00:19:46My favorite show's about to start.
00:19:49Oh, sorry.
00:19:57Seen it.
00:19:58Seen it.
00:20:00Starifier.
00:20:01The Princess of Taran.
00:20:10Comfortable, I hope.
00:20:11Glorbag.
00:20:12Rock.
00:20:13Show.
00:20:13O'Barg!
00:20:14Such a formidable spirit.
00:20:18Your sister was wise to hand you over.
00:20:21Garbler neck!
00:20:22I've come a long way to find you.
00:20:46I want you to join my team.
00:20:48But what help would I be to you?
00:20:50My own sister has stolen my throne and sold me into the slavery.
00:20:54I have nothing.
00:20:56I am the alone.
00:20:59You don't have to be.
00:21:07Hopefully they'll join me at a dramatic moment when I need them most.
00:21:10Real cases, real justice, real gross.
00:21:13Presenting Judge Silky in Grub Justice.
00:21:17Case number 121.
00:21:19The plaintiff claims that in spite of numerous warnings, the defendant continues to use her
00:21:23personal toothbrush.
00:21:25That is the correct, Your Honor.
00:21:27And I have the evidence to prove it.
00:21:33Gross!
00:21:34Oh, that's gross!
00:21:35What's the big deal?
00:21:36I put it back.
00:21:37And that's not all, Your Honor.
00:21:39This nasty dude has been using my soap and getting his filthy hair all over the ball.
00:21:43Check it!
00:21:45Oh, come on!
00:21:47Nothing wrong with a little gorilla booty hair.
00:21:49That's nothing compared to what I've been through.
00:21:52Just look at this appalling act that I caught on camera.
00:21:58That was still a perfectly edible sandwich.
00:22:04The defendant is sentenced to 50 licks.
00:22:08Oh, gross!
00:22:13Grub Dice!
00:22:16Crimefighters Log.
00:22:171.2747.
00:22:19Jump City is a cesspool.
00:22:21I can't bring justice to the streets alone.
00:22:23I need a sidekick.
00:22:25Preferably several sidekicks.
00:22:26I'll call them teammates to be polite, but everyone will know they're sidekicks.
00:22:31Networking apps.
00:22:34Welcome, RobDog747.
00:22:36Let's put together a team.
00:22:38Team Assemble Mode.
00:22:39Eh, not older than me.
00:22:42Boring.
00:22:43Boring.
00:22:44Too cool.
00:22:45Oh!
00:22:46That's Cyborg.
00:22:47I doubt anyone will be breaking your rushing records anytime soon.
00:23:00Who are you?
00:23:03I'm looking for a few team players.
00:23:06Interested?
00:23:06I'll never be part of a team again.
00:23:08Doesn't have to be that way.
00:23:10Oh, yeah?
00:23:11Look at me!
00:23:12What team could I play for, huh?
00:23:13What team would have me?
00:23:18A team of heroes.
00:23:21Oh, my goodness.
00:23:22Are you from the Justice League?
00:23:24I always wanted to join the Justice League.
00:23:26Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash.
00:23:28Those guys are awesome.
00:23:29Where do I sign up?
00:23:30You're about to make all my dreams come true.
00:23:33It's not the Justice League.
00:23:33Justice League, baby!
00:23:35But actually...
00:23:36Grandma!
00:23:36The Justice League wants me to join.
00:23:38Yeah!
00:23:38The Justice League!
00:23:39It's not the Justice League!
00:23:40Oh, I'll call you back later, Grandma.
00:23:44It's a new team.
00:23:46For new heroes.
00:23:47A fresh start.
00:23:50Think about it.
00:23:54I'm gonna need a wild card.
00:23:59Beast Boy.
00:24:00You dropping animals, fools?
00:24:12Try dropping me!
00:24:13Come back and I'll poke your butts again!
00:24:17So, the stories are true.
00:24:28A boy who can turn into any beast in the world.
00:24:31That's right.
00:24:32Thanks for the assist, bro.
00:24:33It's good to have someone watching your back.
00:24:35Uh-huh.
00:24:36He wants me to join a team, huh?
00:24:38Is there gonna be some ladies up on this team?
00:24:40Or is it gonna be one of them all-dude things?
00:24:42Well, the team isn't complete, but whoever joins will stand for truth and justice.
00:24:47Well, I like some nice 50-50 split.
00:24:49You guys can keep it from being a do-fest, brah.
00:24:51This is a chance to make a real difference in the world.
00:24:54Think about it.
00:24:59Congratulations.
00:25:00Aww.
00:25:04Mama, mama!
00:25:05Perfect.
00:25:08Now that you've learned the value of hard labor, let's get these chains off.
00:25:15The key to saving ourselves was inside Beast Boy all along.
00:25:18But what are we gonna do about all these mummies?
00:25:21Did you forget, Beast Boy?
00:25:23You're still the sheriff.
00:25:25And we are still your deputies.
00:25:28Yee-haw, umbrite!
00:25:30I won't let you down, sheriff.
00:25:32Then let's get along, little doggies!
00:25:39Roar!
00:25:42Not me! Not me!
00:25:44Not me!
00:25:44Huh?
00:25:48Yee-haw!
00:25:59Roar!
00:26:00Roar!
00:26:02Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo!
00:26:32Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo!
00:26:37This ye pyramid ain't big enough for the both of us.
00:26:41Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo!
00:26:55Gold Bear, you crazy dude!
00:26:58Powerbuff shuffle!
00:27:12Thunder Alley No-Go!
00:27:29That's what's up.
00:27:31Sentar Kid!
00:27:56Engage Autopilot!
00:27:58I'm gonna need an assist here, Beastie!
00:28:15Well, I'm not sure if I have the strength to fight them.
00:28:19Booyah!
00:28:21Snacks!
00:28:23Let's do this!
00:28:24I wish to turn into the animal!
00:28:31I am the adorable!
00:28:46Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
00:28:54I'm thirsty.
00:28:58Refreshing.
00:29:00Brock, this is so cool!
00:29:02Now remember, Titans, we can be animals, we just can't become them.
00:29:05Whatever.
00:29:06I just want to turn into a tiny donkey.
00:29:08Go Green Donkey!
00:29:09Go Green Donkey!
00:29:10Go Green Donkey!
00:29:11Go Green Donkey!
00:29:12I like you.
00:29:13Stop!
00:29:17Breakfast ready!
00:29:18Mmm!
00:29:19Mmm!
00:29:20Mmm!
00:29:21Mmm!
00:29:22What smells so good?
00:29:23We are breaking the fast!
00:29:25Not that smell.
00:29:27That smell!
00:29:28Bro, bring that butt on over here so I can get a better sniff!
00:29:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:29:33Guys, get in on this!
00:29:34You've got a good bouquet going on there, Si.
00:29:46Motor oil and...
00:29:48Ooh!
00:29:49Is that a hint of meatball?
00:29:51It is.
00:29:53Hmm.
00:29:54Not bad.
00:29:55Woo!
00:29:56Doggy, I could sniff butts all day!
00:29:57Why stop at sniffing butts?
00:29:59Check this out.
00:30:02Woo-hoo!
00:30:03Ha-ha!
00:30:04We got that good air in our face and the sun on our wings!
00:30:07I could already do the flying before.
00:30:09Sure!
00:30:10But could you do this?
00:30:18Nice car, bro!
00:30:20Yeah!
00:30:21I've got you!
00:30:22Ya-ya-ya!
00:30:25Over there!
00:30:27It's the hive.
00:30:28Let's get em!
00:30:33Hey!
00:30:34Hey, hey, hey!
00:30:41Ah!
00:30:42Chum, chum, chum!
00:30:45Chum, chum, chum!
00:30:46What up, Patrick? My man. Could we get by?
00:30:53We are here to ask for the Snyder Cut of our 365th episode.
00:30:57Oh, sorry. I can't let you guys in. I promised Zack I'd be his...
00:31:01Watchman!
00:31:03Cool! Night Owl!
00:31:05That's right. Now I'm gonna need you kids to go home.
00:31:07But we came all this way.
00:31:09Let me speak to this guy owl to owl.
00:31:12Who, who, who?
00:31:14Uh, no.
00:31:15Who, who, who?
00:31:16No, no.
00:31:17Who, who?
00:31:18No! Not if you buy me lunch, either.
00:31:20Listen, pal. I'm not letting you guys in.
00:31:23Ah, manz, there's no getting past this guy.
00:31:25I've got an idea.
00:31:27Look, there goes Aquaman!
00:31:28Where?
00:31:29Right over there, Patrick!
00:31:30Call me...
00:31:31Ocean Master.
00:31:33The throne is mine, Aquaman!
00:31:35YAAAAAAA!
00:31:39298...
00:31:41299...
00:31:44300!
00:31:45Whoo, that felt good.
00:31:47Zack Snyder!
00:31:53A gem in your office!
00:31:55Pretty cool, man!
00:31:56Thanks, guys. Teen Titans, right?
00:31:58He knows who's me is!
00:32:01Zack! May I call you Zack?
00:32:03It's the 365th episode of our show, and we want the best for our fans!
00:32:07We'd like you to give us the Snyder Cut!
00:32:10Hmm. Hmm.
00:32:12Tsk.
00:32:13Sounds interesting.
00:32:14Really?
00:32:15You have the interest?
00:32:16Sure.
00:32:17What did you have in mind?
00:32:18I could give you the epic period piece look, or the dark and gritty style, or the post-apocalyptic cut.
00:32:25Whatever you think would work best!
00:32:26Yeah, man! We love your style!
00:32:28You love my style? Awesome!
00:32:30Well, I can definitely give you that.
00:32:32Alright, now sit down, relax, and let me work my magic.
00:32:35Oh, man! This is gonna be epic!
00:32:38Let's go wild, only fool!
00:32:40Tight, let's go!
00:32:41Where did the rain come from?
00:32:43Who cares? The rain makes this battle look way more epic!
00:32:48Ahhh!
00:32:49Ohh!
00:32:50Hey, oh!
00:32:51Oh!
00:32:52Huh!
00:32:53Oh!
00:32:54Oh!
00:32:55Oh!
00:32:56Huh!
00:32:57Huh!
00:32:58Oh!
00:32:59Oh!
00:33:00Oh!
00:33:06Need to go!
00:33:07Tell me, Darkseid, do you bruise easily?
00:33:23Robin!
00:33:24Wake up, Robin!
00:33:25Wake up!
00:33:26I'm done.
00:33:28I'm done with the Snyder Cut.
00:33:29I was just dreaming about that.
00:33:31Well, you're not dreaming anymore.
00:33:33In fact, I gave you all Snyder Cuts.
00:33:35What?
00:33:35No, no, we didn't want your hair cut.
00:33:38We wanted you to direct our 365th episode.
00:33:41I would, you see, but it's already over.
00:33:54Hey, Beast Boy, look at me.
00:33:57Look at how tough I've made myself.
00:34:00Ooh, crab claws.
00:34:03Clickety-clickety-click.
00:34:04So tough.
00:34:05And check out these horse haunches.
00:34:08Manly enough for you.
00:34:11What did you do to yourself, Cyborg?
00:34:13I'm teaching you a lesson.
00:34:15That cutting off body parts and replacing them with other parts just ain't cool.
00:34:19Psh, whatevs.
00:34:21Taking care of yourself is more important than looking tough, man.
00:34:25Uh-huh, sure.
00:34:26You done yet?
00:34:27Yeah, I'm done.
00:34:29Yeah, I'm done.
00:34:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:40Maybe you're right, bro.
00:34:42I guess I got kind of carried away in my pursuit of toughness.
00:34:44I think we both got a little carried away.
00:34:53You do look pretty tough, though, dude.
00:34:55This looks tough.
00:34:55You just upped your man factor five times.
00:35:04Hey, what else can we do to up our man factors?
00:35:06Only one way to find out.
00:35:08Man-tage.
00:35:10Heavy lifting.
00:35:14Fishing.
00:35:18Grilling.
00:35:21Grilling.
00:35:23Yard work.
00:35:26Body hair.
00:35:27That was so manly, yo.
00:35:34So manly.
00:35:37Yo, that is one tough sunset.
00:35:39Just like us, bro.
00:35:40Just like us.
00:35:42Tough.
00:35:43Ooh, your face is looking very symmetrical today.
00:35:47Thanks for the compliment, yo.
00:35:49What up, negative girl?
00:35:51You want to meet my new pet?
00:35:53I found him napping on the side of the road.
00:35:54Hello, I'm Mr. Squirrel.
00:35:58He's my bestest friend.
00:36:00You's as sweet as ever.
00:36:03Oh, Mama's little baby boy is home.
00:36:06My baby.
00:36:07Is that my little baby?
00:36:09Oh, my little baby.
00:36:11Look at that little face.
00:36:12Do you see this little man?
00:36:13It's good to see you, moms.
00:36:15Oh, it's good to see you too, sweetie pie.
00:36:18My, you're looking so thin.
00:36:20Have some casserole.
00:36:22No thanks, moms.
00:36:23I'm good, yo.
00:36:24I'm good.
00:36:26Yo, Chief.
00:36:26You need money?
00:36:27No.
00:36:28A car?
00:36:28No.
00:36:29A kidney?
00:36:29Uh-uh.
00:36:31Then welcome home.
00:36:32Now, what would you like to do on your first day back?
00:36:35I definitely don't want to watch that tape.
00:36:36Great idea, kid.
00:36:37We'll watch the tape.
00:36:38We'll watch the tape.
00:36:45Time to get extreme.
00:36:51Gnarly tricks.
00:36:52No one wants to watch you get extreme.
00:37:04Oh, yeah?
00:37:05How about this?
00:37:06You don't like that?
00:37:07Yeah, you do.
00:37:08Perhaps, instead of the extreme sporting, we can go to the boardwalk and enjoy the artisanal yogurts?
00:37:14Or we can do something not lame.
00:37:16What's that, Mr. Squirrel?
00:37:18I think we should go to the cemetery.
00:37:20Great idea!
00:37:22Let's go to the cemetery!
00:37:23Guys, it is my Mr. Baby's game.
00:37:25He should pick.
00:37:27Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:37:31All your ideas be great, but we gots to kick Summer off right by throwing a clam bake for
00:37:36the town.
00:37:36A clam bake?
00:37:37I thought you were one of those people who don't eat good food.
00:37:40What are they called?
00:37:41A vegetarian.
00:37:42But a clam bake ain't just about the food.
00:37:45It's about the family.
00:37:46That's a wonderful idea, Beast Boy.
00:37:49Oh, we love the beach!
00:37:50Oh, there could be a shark attack!
00:37:52Tell us what's wrong, bro!
00:37:55Closer.
00:37:57Closer!
00:37:59Now that I have your attention, I have a story I'd like to share.
00:38:03Oh, really?
00:38:03That is the crying of the wolf!
00:38:05Why didn't you just start with that?
00:38:06Because you would have just ignored me!
00:38:08It's true.
00:38:09We like ignoring you.
00:38:10This better be good, fool!
00:38:12Oh, it's good.
00:38:13Very good.
00:38:16I'm going to tell you the story of how I formed the Teen Titans.
00:38:25Uh, didn't we do that already?
00:38:27Yes, I remember it very clearly.
00:38:29We's definitely did that.
00:38:30I think like twice.
00:38:31And this will be the third time!
00:38:33Relax!
00:38:33We learned about them good origins.
00:38:35Besides, you told those other versions, this will be my version.
00:38:39And it will be...
00:38:41Serious.
00:38:46So don't expect a lot of laughs from this story.
00:38:49Just a whole lot of...
00:38:50Cool.
00:38:51That ain't cool, bro.
00:38:53Yes, it is!
00:38:54Now, let me set the stage!
00:38:56Set!
00:38:57I was just a sidekick working for Batman, but I wanted to make a name for myself, and I
00:39:10wasn't sure I'd ever get out of his shadow.
00:39:12The city of Gotham is in your debt once again, Batman.
00:39:25All in a night's work, Jim.
00:39:26But I can't take all the credit.
00:39:28Robin was a big help out there.
00:39:30Oh, don't tell me I missed him.
00:39:31Was he here too?
00:39:32I still am, Commissioner.
00:39:33Who said that?
00:39:34I think it was a ghost.
00:39:35Not a ghost.
00:39:36Just me.
00:39:36Robin, where are you?
00:39:38Just a little to your left.
00:39:40Where?
00:39:41Ah, there he is.
00:39:42In your shadow.
00:39:43Well, once again, Gotham City thanks, you Kate Crusaders.
00:39:47Now, Robin.
00:39:48Robin, where are you?
00:39:49Still in your shadow.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52It's always going to be this way.
00:39:54Shadows are my thing.
00:39:55I think it's time I stepped out of yours.
00:39:59You're leaving?
00:40:01It's the short shorts, isn't it?
00:40:03I can't get you longer shorts, if that'll make a difference.
00:40:05It's not the shorts.
00:40:06Well, maybe a little.
00:40:07I need to find my own city and be my own hero.
00:40:17Good luck, Robin.
00:40:19Wherever you are.
00:40:20I'm still here.
00:40:21Who said that?
00:40:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:23I know you're going for cool, but no one's going to believe this.
00:40:25Yeah, who's ever heard of a grim and gritty Batman?
00:40:29Tch, what?
00:40:30Everybody.
00:40:31That's why he's called the Dark Knight.
00:40:34This guy.
00:40:37If you are going to want the people to believe you,
00:40:39we suggest the tale of your story be not as tall.
00:40:48Look out!
00:40:49The mountain's under attack by the evil titans!
00:40:53We ain't attacking no mountain.
00:40:54And who are you calling evil?
00:40:56Freak action team is on it!
00:40:58Slime Freak, you're reporting for duty!
00:41:02He's Slime Duck!
00:41:04Feel the wrath of my spring-loaded kick!
00:41:06No!
00:41:07Ah!
00:41:08Ah-ha!
00:41:09I think you broke something.
00:41:11Ah!
00:41:11Activate secret Freak quarters!
00:41:14Okay, okay, we surrender!
00:41:17Please!
00:41:18There is no more need for the violence!
00:41:22We got him!
00:41:24Freak action team figures, each sold separately.
00:41:26Kids, bug your parents until they buy you the whole set.
00:41:29Ah-ha-ha!
00:41:32Out of the commercial, but still not out of danger!
00:41:35Hold on!
00:41:36Thanks, Raven.
00:41:47That was close!
00:41:49We've got to do a better job of avoiding cliffhangers.
00:41:51Then perhaps we should do the slowing of the down.
00:41:54Yeah, it ain't like them cliffhangers be coming after us.
00:41:57Uh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
00:41:59We'll be right back!
00:42:08Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory!
00:42:10Crazy fun with crazy clay!
00:42:13Now you can make a snack at Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory!
00:42:16We start with the bun!
00:42:20This toy is evil!
00:42:22Then we make the patty!
00:42:24Someone shut this factory down!
00:42:26We need some tomato!
00:42:29No!
00:42:29No, hold the tomato!
00:42:32And don't forget the lettuce!
00:42:35Ugh, my leavesies!
00:42:38I'll take a side of fries with that!
00:42:42I prefer my fries in the waffle form!
00:42:46Now it's time to feed Freaky Jeeves!
00:42:55The Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory!
00:42:57Battery's not included because the toy company's too cheap!
00:43:00Quick Titans, we can lose the wolves by climbing up these rocks!
00:43:30Oh no! It's a rock slide!
00:43:37We'll be right back!
00:43:39When it comes to laundry, they're soft.
00:43:41And then there's Silky Super Soft!
00:43:43Because Silky Super Soft is the only fabric softener made from Silky's all-natural saliva!
00:43:50Just pour it on your laundry!
00:43:53Oh no!
00:44:00And voila! Your clothes leave the dryer feeling Silky Super Soft!
00:44:06And no static cling makes folding a breeze!
00:44:11Silky Super Soft, find it wherever mutant larvae are sold.
00:44:16Look out!
00:44:20I knock the building over with my super string!
00:44:24Super string!
00:44:26What are you doing?
00:44:28We's pretending to be superheroes, Mama!
00:44:30Uh, you are superheroes.
00:44:32Yes, but we are pretending to be the good superheroes!
00:44:35The best superhero ever! Superman!
00:44:38Even his name is Super!
00:44:40And he's got them superpowers, yo!
00:44:42We all have superpowers.
00:44:44But Superman has cool powers! We're bored with ours!
00:44:49Bored? You're bored being an awesome half-robot who can transform into anything?
00:44:52The only thing I can't transform into is an interesting hero.
00:44:55Ugh!
00:44:56Beast Boy, you can turn into a dinosaur!
00:44:58True, true, but mostly I's a donkey!
00:45:01Yeah, that's what's up.
00:45:04Starfire, you can shoot lasers out of your hands!
00:45:07Oh, the big wolf!
00:45:08And Robin, you've got great hair!
00:45:15Not as great as Superman! Look at that tight curl!
00:45:19Come on, guys, we're awesome heroes!
00:45:21And we should be happy with our powers!
00:45:23Always not!
00:45:24I would take any other hero's superpowers in a second!
00:45:26Seriously?
00:45:27There are a lot of heroes with stupid powers, you know.
00:45:30Anything is better than nothing!
00:45:32Raven, you can use your magical spells to give us the powers of the other superheroes!
00:45:36Yes, I can. But if I do this...
00:45:39Be warned.
00:45:41Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful what you wish for. We know.
00:45:44Just give us them powers, mama!
00:45:46Okay.
00:45:47Azurath, Metreon, Ginto!
00:46:00Um, did it work? We look exactly the same!
00:46:02You didn't ask for new costumes.
00:46:04Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Woo!
00:46:09I flew him!
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:11So, what do you like to do for fun?
00:46:12My name is Jose.
00:46:17Oh!
00:46:21Oh!
00:46:22Oh!
00:46:23Oh!
00:46:24Oh!
00:46:25Oh!
00:46:26Oh!
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:29Oh!
00:46:30Oh!
00:46:31Oh!
00:46:32Oh!
00:46:33Sorry, you have the wrong number.
00:46:51My name is Jose.
00:46:52Woo!
00:46:53Ha ha!
00:46:58Proficiency!
00:47:03So, how are the new powers working out?
00:47:07They're great!
00:47:08What?
00:47:09You heards right.
00:47:10I've been dodging traps all day.
00:47:11I didn't get hurt once.
00:47:13I do not mind the silly noodles.
00:47:16Yeah, I'm keeping the fish-talking powers.
00:47:18My name is Jose.
00:47:20Ha ha!
00:47:21You are the man!
00:47:22Are you kidding me?
00:47:23I gave you guys the stupidest powers ever!
00:47:25You might have given us stupid powers, but at least they're different.
00:47:28Yeah, it's a nice change of pace.
00:47:30Time to load!
00:47:31Looks like Gizmo is staging a robot invasion from a floating fortress.
00:47:35Titans, go!
00:47:37Ha ha!
00:47:38Ha ha!
00:47:46Hey, Titans.
00:47:47What's wrong with your powers?
00:47:49Shouldn't you be a donkey or something, Beast Boy?
00:47:51Ha ha ha!
00:47:52I gots me some new thinking powers, you little fool!
00:47:55And I have the power of the stretchy body parts!
00:47:58And I can talk to fish!
00:48:00My name is...
00:48:01Not now, Jose.
00:48:02So you switched your powers for lame powers?
00:48:05Ha ha!
00:48:06That's right, Gizmo.
00:48:07We were desperate for a change.
00:48:09That's dumb!
00:48:10I'll handle this.
00:48:12Stand down, Gizmo!
00:48:13You are no match for me now that I have Superman's powers!
00:48:17Ooh, I sensing that you gots to wash off of that kryptonite, Superman mama!
00:48:21What are the chances of Gizmo having kryptonite?
00:48:28Kryptonite.
00:48:29My only weakness.
00:48:31Why do you think Superman doesn't mess with me?
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:34He's gotta change us back, mama!
00:48:35We cannot defeat the Gizmo with the terrible powers!
00:48:38Too weak.
00:48:39Can't change your powers back.
00:48:42What are we gonna do?
00:48:44Titans, listen!
00:48:45Aqualad, Saturn Girl, Vibe, and Plastic Man might have dumb powers.
00:48:49But if they can use them to defeat villains, so can we!
00:48:52Starfire!
00:48:53Slingshot!
00:48:54Ha-da!
00:48:57Go!
00:49:01Lights out.
00:49:03And night light on.
00:49:07Night light out.
00:49:08Lights on.
00:49:09Lights on!
00:49:10Lights on!
00:49:11Lights on!
00:49:12Lights on!
00:49:14Ah!
00:49:15I do not like the dark!
00:49:17I can't see where these are!
00:49:18I gotta find the light!
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:21Ow!
00:49:22Oh, my shin!
00:49:23My solar plexus!
00:49:24Cyborg!
00:49:25Is everything okay?
00:49:26We heard the screams of the little girl.
00:49:28Ah!
00:49:29Eight-eyed monster!
00:49:32Oh, phew.
00:49:33I scared it off.
00:49:35Wow, that monster really did a number on you guys, huh?
00:49:38Power went out.
00:49:39I'll check the grid in the morning.
00:49:40No!
00:49:41You will check the grid immediately!
00:49:44Bro, are you scared of the dark?
00:49:47Of course not.
00:49:48As your friends, we would understand.
00:49:50Oh, I wouldn't.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52Only babies are scared of the dark.
00:49:53I am not scared of the dark!
00:49:55I am scared of what hides in it.
00:49:58Wow, spooky.
00:50:00Right?
00:50:01It all started at a slumber party many years ago.
00:50:06My friends forced me to play Scary Terry.
00:50:09That stupid baby game that's supposed to summon a scary ghost?
00:50:12It is not a game, people!
00:50:13It is not a game!
00:50:14Gathering all of my courage, I turned to the mirror and said the words,
00:50:20Scary Terry.
00:50:22Scary Terry.
00:50:23Scary Terry.
00:50:24Scary Terry!
00:50:25I barely escaped Scary Terry that night.
00:50:44That's why I've slept with the light on ever since.
00:50:52There she is!
00:50:54Goo balls!
00:50:55Blink!
00:50:56Yay!
00:50:58Hug!
00:50:59Aw!
00:51:02Pink!
00:51:03We missed you!
00:51:04I missed you too!
00:51:05Let's have fun!
00:51:06Oh my gosh, yes!
00:51:10Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:51:26Oh, yeah, honey.
00:51:33We gotta go, Evermore!
00:51:35Go, go, go!
00:51:40I hope this never ends.
00:51:45So good, Silky.
00:51:47You are working it, buddy.
00:51:48The camera is in love with you.
00:51:51Next!
00:51:59Next!
00:52:04Smile, tiger.
00:52:07Next!
00:52:08Let's get this over with.
00:52:09How about we get a shot with your hood off
00:52:11so we get a picture of your smiling face?
00:52:13No.
00:52:14I know there's a pretty girl under there.
00:52:16Just take it.
00:52:17Oh, come on.
00:52:18Don't be shy.
00:52:19You're so pretty.
00:52:20Show the world how beautiful you...
00:52:22I hold a tiny miracle in my hand and he's all...
00:52:29Whatever, bro.
00:52:30This shell has captured the colors of the rainbow
00:52:32and Raven responds with a...
00:52:34Look!
00:52:39Look at the cutest of baby birds you are holding.
00:52:42Baby bird, baby bird.
00:52:44Oh, how I love that birds are still the baby.
00:52:48Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
00:52:49I think that's the shell this little guy hatched from.
00:52:57Look!
00:52:58I don't know where it is.
00:53:05Where did it go?
00:53:06Oh, there!
00:53:06Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:08Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:09Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:10Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:11Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:12Oh, there, there, there!
00:53:13The birds hatch out of the eggs?
00:53:15Not all eggs!
00:53:17How can we be sure?
00:53:19I've never thought about it like that.
00:53:21We must free the imprisoned birdies!
00:53:23So, you think you're hard-boiled?
00:53:28Well, you're going to crack, just like the rest of your egghead friends.
00:53:33I'm so lonely.
00:53:37Ah!
00:53:38Be free, tiny bird!
00:53:40No birdie in this one!
00:53:42There's more in here, Star!
00:53:44Ah!
00:53:45Ah!
00:53:46Ah!
00:53:47Freedom!
00:53:48Freedom!
00:53:49Ah!
00:53:50Ah!
00:53:51Ah!
00:53:52Ah!
00:53:53Ah!
00:53:54Ah!
00:53:55Ah!
00:53:56Ah!
00:53:57Ah!
00:53:58Ah!
00:53:59Ah!
00:54:00Ah!
00:54:01Ah!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:03Ah!
00:54:04Ah!
00:54:05Ah!
00:54:06Ah!
00:54:07Ah!
00:54:08Ah!
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:15Ah!
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:17Raven, please.
00:54:18I'm the egg pun guy.
00:54:19And what's happening is Cyborg and Starfire are egging each other on!
00:54:23Well played.
00:54:24We are just having the bird fun, Robin!
00:54:27And the breaking stuff fun, too!
00:54:29Let us break more of the objects!
00:54:31What?
00:54:32No!
00:54:33Too late!
00:54:34Oh hmm!
00:54:35Yeah!
00:54:37Ah!
00:54:40No!
00:54:41There we are...
00:54:53Aaaah!
00:54:54Ah"!
00:54:55has a thing for jinx oh clearly he has the thing what jinx ew gross uh-huh then why is it that
00:55:05every time we battle the hive you insist on taking her cause you know tactical reasons and
00:55:13strategery stuff if you don't like her then prove it on the battlefield titans go
00:55:25hi
00:55:42I'm gonna give her a monster
00:55:57The bear hug
00:56:08That is not the bear hug
00:56:10I guess it's time to bring out the big guns
00:56:19Flowers?
00:56:20She has really bad allergies
00:56:22Great, she's going to get away
00:56:25No, she's not gonna get away
00:56:29Yeah, she got away
00:56:44You still like food?
00:56:46Well, you're gonna love it even more, fleshy guy
00:56:55These snacks taste so much better in my human belly
00:56:59That's what I'm saying, fleshy guy
00:57:01This is so good!
00:57:07If you think that's good, wait till you try this!
00:57:22Once every three hundred years
00:57:28All major food groups align in the cosmos
00:57:31Taco, burger, hot dog, pizza
00:57:36All coming together as one
00:57:38To form
00:57:40El Verdicato
00:57:43Supreme
00:57:44Oh
00:57:46My human belly
00:57:49Huh, maybe we overdid it just a little
00:57:54What was that?
00:57:55That's the Verdicato
00:57:57Hey Beastie, can you come in here for a second?
00:58:10Why? You need help?
00:58:14What are you doing with your feet in there?
00:58:16It's been a while since I've used one of these, okay?
00:58:28Now let's get this party started!
00:58:30Where's the remote?
00:58:31I have not seen the remote controller
00:58:33I don't know
00:58:34Beats me
00:58:35So
00:58:36It's probably just in the couch cushion
00:58:40Ew
00:58:44Have you seen the remote, Sticky Joe?
00:58:46Honey!
00:58:47Then you're useless to us!
00:58:48Beat it, Sticky Joe!
00:58:49Beat it!
00:58:53It's not here!
00:58:54The remote!
00:58:55It's not here!
00:59:00Hey, it's okay, Cyborg
00:59:02We can just use the buttons on the TV
00:59:04The buttons?
00:59:05The buttons!
00:59:06You're right!
00:59:07The TV's got all sorts of buttons for things!
00:59:13I don't...
00:59:14Menu?
00:59:15Up and down
00:59:16Why?
00:59:18Would you relax?
00:59:19The remote will turn up eventually
00:59:20We'll watch the A-Team some other time
00:59:22This is not about the A-Team
00:59:24Are Charles in Charge?
00:59:25Or Webster?
00:59:26Or Small Wonder?
00:59:27Or Silver Spoons?
00:59:28Or Out of This World?
00:59:29Or Magnum PI?
00:59:30Or MacGyver?
00:59:31Or Perfect Strangers?
00:59:32Or Facts of Life?
00:59:33Or Happy Days?
00:59:34Or Who's the Boss?
00:59:35Or Head of the Class?
00:59:36Or Too Close for Comfort?
00:59:37Or Knight Rider?
00:59:38I don't know what to do with myself
00:59:40It's just TV, Cyborg
00:59:43Just TV?!
00:59:44The best moments of my life
00:59:46have been sitting in front of that guy
00:59:48He teaches me life lessons
00:59:50made me laugh
00:59:51and filled lots of empty time
00:59:54I'm...