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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing here?
00:06:07What are you doing here?
00:06:08Mmm
00:06:09Can you see who's leading in the street?
00:06:10Hey Emma
00:06:11Hey, honey
00:06:12Come and spot me
00:06:13Okay
00:06:14What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:15No, it's great
00:06:16You didn't spot me
00:06:17What are you doing here?
00:06:18Okay, jigs up. Hide the girls.
00:06:20Hey, Emma.
00:06:21Hey, honey. Come and spot me.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:25What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:27Nice greeting, spot me. What are you doing here?
00:06:38Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away.
00:06:48You are never getting up.
00:07:00I think I'll make the rules here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah. I think so. Yeah?
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:14God, when are you going to get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:20Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days,
00:07:30you're gonna get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:46Hey, I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:52but I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:55I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:57It's the only time I can do it till next year.
00:07:59You bum!
00:08:00I'm sorry.
00:08:01Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip
00:08:03with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you,
00:08:05and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way,
00:08:08then we'd be so bored of being together all the time,
00:08:11and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:15You think that?
00:08:17What, that we should be together?
00:08:18No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:25Well, it looks innocent enough,
00:08:26but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:28You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:30How do you know, Dad?
00:08:31I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:35Except for maybe a fireman's.
00:08:37Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town,
00:08:40they're gonna go crazy.
00:08:42Or never come back.
00:08:43Yeah, Dad.
00:08:44Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before.
00:08:51All right, I better go.
00:08:52They'll forgive me anything if it involves them,
00:08:54but only at two point.
00:08:55I'll see you out.
00:08:56What is this?
00:08:57An empty chair?
00:09:00See you around, Squirt.
00:09:03Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go.
00:09:09It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:12You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:17Bye, baby.
00:09:20I miss you.
00:09:27I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:29I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:30I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:34everyone.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:41Is it all of the money?
00:09:42Oh, for sure.
00:09:43Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:44Oh, for sure.
00:09:45It's time for you.
00:09:46Oh, for sure.
00:09:47Huh?
00:09:48For sure.
00:09:49Come on, for sure.
00:09:50Bashing down the block and my mind is twisted
00:09:53Trying to get to the party early cause I know we've been missed it
00:09:55It's half past three, I know it's too early
00:09:58But my homie's hanging out the window, hollering at the party
00:10:00So I pull up through the curtain and let the air out
00:10:02Drop it to the ground, but it sounds time to show up
00:10:05I pop the trunk and let the thump come on you
00:10:07Bump it so loud that your party's at the same time
00:10:10Heaven, that's it? We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you feel that sun?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months.
00:10:17All right. Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:21I've never leaked
00:10:22Midner's Cove party, girls?
00:10:25That's us!
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach!
00:10:32And hey, we got a pool and we got a stage
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage
00:10:36We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always wanted
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man
00:10:44Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point, we got a different beach
00:10:48Big waves, bars
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here
00:10:52What do you got in these bags?
00:10:54Just bikinis?
00:10:54Here, give me that
00:10:56Whew, all you guys are hot
00:10:58We got lots of guys, girls too, if that's your thing
00:11:00Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Cause I'm a connect-ed and connect-ing
00:11:04You know what I mean?
00:11:05Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother
00:11:16Oh, my God
00:11:17Uh-huh
00:11:19Crap, uh-huh
00:11:21Crap, uh-huh
00:11:22Crap, uh-huh
00:11:23Crap, uh-huh
00:11:25Crap, uh-huh
00:11:26Crap, uh-huh
00:11:27Crap, uh-huh
00:11:28Crap, uh-huh
00:11:29Crap, uh-huh
00:11:31So many hot boys up in here
00:11:35So many girls in their underwear
00:11:37Pull up to my brother
00:11:39Look, Heather
00:11:40Remember when we were like this?
00:11:42I was never like this
00:11:44I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids
00:11:49All they have is time
00:11:51There's always gonna be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think
00:11:55There's always gonna be a guy, a career
00:11:59And everything would just come naturally cause that's what happens
00:12:03There was plenty of time
00:12:05Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job
00:12:08But we were gonna have it all
00:12:11Get married
00:12:13Have kids
00:12:15Guarantee
00:12:16We're gonna be happy cause we deserved it
00:12:18Guarantee
00:12:20Well
00:12:21Time sure is a way of sneaking up on you
00:12:24Nobody tells you it's a crap shoot where most people come off snake eyes
00:12:27I don't feel that way
00:12:29Yeah, you do
00:12:30You do feel that way
00:12:32You just haven't faced it yet
00:12:33Otherwise, you would've married David long ago
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon
00:12:40I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you get
00:12:43Knock it off, Lori
00:12:45I need to... I need to do something
00:12:48Different
00:12:50Have fun, you know?
00:12:53You know?
00:12:54I mean, life is...
00:12:55It's...
00:12:56Who knows what the hell life's about
00:12:59I just found that out the hard way
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just... let it all get away
00:13:09What I need
00:13:15Is to hook up
00:13:16Fast
00:13:17Fast
00:13:18Fast
00:13:19Slow or fast
00:13:20Right up on the dance floor
00:13:21Give me some energy
00:13:22I've got a brain
00:13:23And you can find me
00:13:24Right up on the dance floor
00:13:26And make it right
00:13:27And make it right
00:13:28And make it right
00:13:29And make it right
00:13:30And make it right
00:13:31She is gonna get in a lot of trouble
00:13:33I know
00:13:34I know
00:13:35What's up?
00:13:37So many hot boys up in here
00:13:40So many girls in their underwear
00:13:42Call up to my brother, baby
00:13:44Don't be scared
00:13:45I'm gonna give you a laugh
00:13:46Let's go, let's go
00:13:47Let's go
00:13:48Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:06Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break
00:14:13Reality?
00:14:14What is that?
00:14:15This is spring break
00:14:16You gotta go a little wild
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:19Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:21You guys have to do it
00:14:22No
00:14:23You know what you're missing?
00:14:24You know how it feels
00:14:25To have a hundred crazy guys
00:14:26Wanting to be with you?
00:14:27Well, I've already got someone
00:14:29Wanting to be with you
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys
00:14:35Do you have any idea?
00:14:37And another thing
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades for yourself
00:14:40You know, like that movie
00:14:41When Harry met Sally
00:14:42You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes
00:14:44But we'd be doing it in a hot tub
00:14:46Not in a stupid dining
00:14:47Who are you?
00:14:50Hello girls
00:14:51I thought we discouraged you
00:14:52You must have mistaken me for someone
00:14:54Who isn't falling in love
00:14:56You girls have just won
00:14:59The most beautiful girls award
00:15:01And we are the prize
00:15:03So my two guys are going to shoot your entire week
00:15:05You'll never forget it
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week
00:15:09See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight
00:15:14Hey, I told you this beach was special
00:15:16Totally private
00:15:17Five minutes from your condo
00:15:18Oh my God, look at this
00:15:19He's so gorgeous
00:15:20This is just the beginning
00:15:21Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life
00:15:22Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life
00:15:24Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:38Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God, look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:46Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:54I'm not doing mine on the grind for the chip.
00:15:59Got a stack full of backs on the side for the whip.
00:16:02And if you mess with my dough, I'ma tie it to your lip.
00:16:05Put my foot on the gas, hit drive on the stick.
00:16:08Hit reverse on your body, put tires on your hip.
00:16:11Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:13But it's wide to them folk when they wide the stick.
00:16:16Clip nine one time, you got a dime for a hit.
00:16:20Certified gangsters and dimes on my click.
00:16:22Look at that face.
00:16:25I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh.
00:16:30Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not going to do anything.
00:16:38Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation, the right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:17:03I'm wasting my time and jobs.
00:17:10I'm rolling to the sun and the clouds.
00:17:17I need to help your stars walk around
00:17:41How about we get some drinks now?
00:17:43We get some drinks now!
00:17:45We get some drinks now!
00:17:47Alright!
00:17:49There you go!
00:17:51Get on that, get on that!
00:17:53There you go!
00:17:55Take it off!
00:17:57Come on, come on, come on!
00:17:59Thank you!
00:18:01Come on!
00:18:03Come on, come on!
00:18:05There you go!
00:18:07Woo!
00:18:09There you go!
00:18:11There you go!
00:18:13There you go!
00:18:15There you go!
00:18:17Come on, come on!
00:18:19Go!
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:23Woo!
00:18:25Woo!
00:18:27Woo!
00:18:29Woo!
00:18:31Woo!
00:18:33Woo!
00:18:35Woo!
00:18:37Woo!
00:18:39Woo!
00:18:41Woo!
00:18:43Woo!
00:18:45Woo!
00:18:47Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:51Sorry!
00:18:53Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:00Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:01Oh, God, yeah.
00:19:02Oh, God.
00:19:03Oh, God.
00:19:04Oh.
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:06Oh, God.
00:19:15Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:24Come on, baby.
00:19:25Woo!
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:27Do it for me.
00:19:30I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:38Mm.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40Oh, God.
00:19:41Mm.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:43Oh, God.
00:19:44Oh.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Oh, God.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49Oh.
00:19:50Oh, my God, oh, God, yeah, oh, my God, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there,
00:20:01oh, God.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:14I have a headache.
00:20:16You have an aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no, I just want to ask her.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:23You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need another.
00:20:27You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Get any of it?
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:54Dumb bitch.
00:20:55I don't know her.
00:20:56You're a bitch.
00:20:57What do you think?
00:20:59What?
00:21:00What do you think?
00:21:01What?
00:21:02What?
00:21:03What?
00:21:04What?
00:21:05I'm a bitch.
00:21:06I'm a bitch.
00:21:07I'm going to say we're so proud of you, you're doing such a great job, and a few of the members
00:21:27of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:31Okay, that'd be great.
00:21:34I'm going to get great staffed out.
00:21:37Do you like my kid?
00:21:39I'm changing my career of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:42I'm serious.
00:21:43I love that.
00:21:44Oh, thank you so much.
00:21:46Oh, it's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love them.
00:21:49Oh, thank you.
00:21:55I'm serious.
00:21:56Thank you for your time.
00:21:57Oh, there's a couple of perks to help you get such a good job.
00:21:59I know.
00:22:00Oh, I'm so happy.
00:22:01how did you get them to do all of that i don't remember doing anything like that in the second
00:22:12grade except run around the playground do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed
00:22:17you want to give you a big head you're gonna think you're too good for a small town fireman
00:22:20oh come on i would love to show you how untrue that is you would yeah i would
00:22:28like i don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift
00:22:39and i'll be up next weekend okay i'm really really proud of you
00:22:46i love you
00:22:49in mintner's cove i really missed you i wanted you to be there
00:23:01you're right what about the hunk with the yacht
00:23:04i remember having a headache and playing charades
00:23:09what do you think what do i think i think you should go to san diego more often
00:23:20you better you better go before i make you stay
00:23:35how'd you stop me no you're kidding
00:23:38by the way
00:23:44i went topless one night
00:23:47i'm sorry you what yeah we all did it was a little weird out there
00:23:52should have been there see the new me
00:23:55i told you you didn't know what you were missing
00:23:59it's party time from all over the country they come
00:24:05you know what they want that girl next door
00:24:07they play the tease but they're showing it on display
00:24:10they just want somebody to grab it and you can be that guy
00:24:14and get them on the beach and in your lap
00:24:17get your credit card ready click the download button
00:24:19get every second of what these horny chicks do
00:24:23no more hearted porno queens
00:24:24these are the girls next door
00:24:26the board we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children
00:24:33that uh the pta would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades
00:24:38oh my god
00:24:39for the other teachers as well
00:24:40i've had three kids go through this school
00:24:43i thought you raised the bar
00:24:44i thought you should uh be rewarded for your talents
00:24:48wow i i don't know what to say
00:24:51i'm flattered
00:24:53i just um i don't know quite how it would work
00:24:57well if you're agreeable we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out
00:25:01boy you sure know how to make enemies
00:25:03first you come back from california positively glowing
00:25:06and now you're holding seminars
00:25:09it's a terrible idea isn't it
00:25:13it's a great idea
00:25:14but it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year
00:25:18well then i just won't do it
00:25:21school politics are funny
00:25:24i mean it looks all touchy-feely but
00:25:26you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition
00:25:30hey jess come here
00:25:37is that who it looks like
00:25:44can't be
00:25:47it's like one of those spring break tapes
00:25:49but it's different more extreme
00:25:51didn't you go down to some spring break thing
00:25:52you watched the whole thing
00:25:54it's her
00:25:55it gets pretty raunchy
00:25:57you think we ought to tell dave
00:25:58suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me
00:26:03well most
00:26:04well you could try switching schools
00:26:06better yet you could come home
00:26:07you know you could get a job in a second
00:26:09maybe it's time
00:26:10is that code for get married and live happily ever after in prairie du chen
00:26:15so what if it is
00:26:17it's not the end of the world
00:26:18i just don't know if i want to spend my whole life in a small town
00:26:23why
00:26:24what's wrong with it
00:26:25well
00:26:26would you live somewhere else
00:26:28i don't think so
00:26:30i think prairie has a lot to offer
00:26:32i mean history
00:26:33family
00:26:34roots
00:26:35i mean honey it's a good town
00:26:37it's our home
00:26:38i mean what is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else
00:26:42it can be a little suffocating
00:26:44you don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are
00:26:47i mean anywhere
00:26:48madison chicago
00:26:50san diego
00:26:51wherever you were
00:26:52all right honey
00:26:55i guess i could learn how to surf
00:26:56no i didn't say that
00:26:57look all i'm saying is i don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip
00:27:02did something happen out there
00:27:04made you feel like you needed to be someplace else
00:27:07i don't know
00:27:08with someone else
00:27:11listen
00:27:12i've always felt this way
00:27:14okay i mean don't you feel this way sometimes
00:27:17what if there's something out there that's
00:27:19perfect
00:27:20perfect for you
00:27:21for us
00:27:22you know we might never know
00:27:24i think that everything that's perfect for us is right there
00:27:29i mean you could turn your back on it looking for something else i don't know what but
00:27:33by the time you figure it out what you don't know is what you've lost
00:27:36david nothing's changed
00:27:39yeah maybe
00:27:41but uh at least it's in the open now
00:27:44don't you think we've been ignoring this
00:27:46you know i'm not facing the facts here
00:27:48what are you talking about okay listen
00:27:50i love you and you love me those are the facts
00:27:55yeah but no look the fact is i like prairie
00:27:58okay i like my job it makes me feel good like i'm doing something i'm proud of
00:28:05yeah i'm sorry i've got to go come here
00:28:09i love you i'll see you soon
00:28:39i love you
00:28:44i love you
00:28:46i love you
00:28:48i love you
00:28:50i love you
00:28:52and the fuck is this
00:28:54i love you
00:28:56ever
00:28:56i love you
00:28:57and the fuck is that
00:28:59you
00:28:59it's not
00:29:02you
00:29:04you
00:29:06you
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:36I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:54Mistaken identity, something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:01I don't understand.
00:30:03If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:21What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't
00:30:33identify and I what?
00:30:35If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:44No.
00:30:45Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension.
00:30:50Just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you and some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:16Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:18That's it.
00:31:19I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:21I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:23It was vacation.
00:31:24It was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes
00:31:31it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:46I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mintner's Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:05All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine,
00:32:49but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just... I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:58I have to go downstairs and tell Henry
00:33:02to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, look!
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emerald I'm lying.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Dave, it's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there!
00:33:30It's not Emma!
00:33:31I live in these streets,
00:33:36the same DJ's undercover, man.
00:34:38I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board.
00:34:44The school could be sued.
00:34:47Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school.
00:34:51It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon the kids are going to get wind of this and get curious.
00:34:57And I, for one, do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:02Well, I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher.
00:35:06And she presents herself so well.
00:35:08But if she stays, I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:13Hi.
00:35:20You ought to check your machine.
00:35:22Ring about a thousand times.
00:35:24Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, uh...
00:35:28You haven't answered my email yet.
00:35:31What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:33Well, things are pretty crappy here.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Bye.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44Hey!
00:36:07Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now, if you resign, there can be some reason, something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:25How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:35I have not seen the material.
00:36:37But others have.
00:36:38Teacher's parents.
00:36:39I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:44What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:47I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:49You know, I don't have to accept this.
00:36:51I have a right to fight this and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:56You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:01I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district, that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:16But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:19Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:27It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:30Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:34If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:44People, parents, will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:51Now, you think a school is going to go against parents in hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:06I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute already in place.
00:38:20Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:36Emma, Emma, wait.
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:46She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:01Look, I know it's lousy, but...
00:39:05Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14I want to ask them to guard down.
00:39:14It wants to be strong.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:23I won't go to work.
00:39:25Let's do it.
00:39:26Good work, Good luck.
00:39:26Again, I'm coming in.
00:39:28We have to school at서m 하겠습니다.
00:39:28Let's go.
00:39:29You don't have to separate up.
00:39:30I want to sit down in the desert.
00:39:31Good luck.
00:39:32Allельers have to leave.
00:39:33You don't have to start the orphanage.
00:39:34You don't have to go do it, but you don't have to stake up.
00:39:36And instead, there's a phenomena.
00:39:37I don't know.
00:40:07I don't know.
00:40:37I don't know.
00:41:07I don't know.
00:41:37I don't know.
00:42:07I don't know.
00:42:37I don't know.
00:42:38I don't know.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:41I don't know.
00:42:42I don't know.
00:42:43I don't know.
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:45I don't know.
00:42:47I don't know.
00:42:48I don't know.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:51I don't know.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:55I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:42:57I don't know.
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:06I don't know.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:09I don't know.
00:43:10I don't know.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:12I don't know.
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:14I don't know.
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:21I don't know.
00:43:22I don't know.
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:28What's the matter?
00:43:31I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:35I saw your film, Emma.
00:43:38I saw a video.
00:43:41Did you hear me?
00:43:45I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:55And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:58David!
00:43:59It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:02What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:04Are you drunk?
00:44:06Huh? Were you high?
00:44:07And maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:11I can't deal with this, all right? I just can't.
00:44:14This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:19David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:22I didn't do any movie.
00:44:24I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:26Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:31You can Google it.
00:44:33Porn sites.
00:44:34Everywhere.
00:44:35Most of them.
00:44:37I really thought I...
00:44:39I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just...
00:44:43No.
00:44:44No, save it.
00:44:45I can't.
00:44:46I can't.
00:44:47I just...
00:44:48I can't.
00:44:49I can't.
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:54Oh god.
00:44:56Oh, my god.
00:44:57Oh, my god!
00:44:58Oh, yeah!
00:44:59Yeah!
00:45:00Yeah, right there!
00:45:01Right there!
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:09Oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah!
00:45:14Right there!
00:45:15Right there!
00:45:16Oh, God.
00:45:17Oh, God!
00:45:24Oh, God.
00:45:30Oh, God.
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:34Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:47Printing hi Emma hi how are you I'm fine how's everything there oh like always just chugging
00:46:04along what's going on hey dad do you miss mom every minute of every day I know what's wrong
00:46:16baby God I don't I don't even know how to say this I don't know what to do I don't know how they made
00:46:27it or how it happened but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it but I didn't do anything
00:46:34I just I don't know I don't know what to do what video what do you mean I don't even know how to
00:46:39say this but it's become some kind of nightmare and the school they think that I honey I'm not
00:46:47following you here tell me again no it's okay I can handle it come home we'll sort it out here
00:46:54no it's okay I'll deal with it all right I'm coming up there no don't daddy please I'm fine
00:47:03I'm fine oh God I just I have to figure this out on my own I'll come home in a few days okay
00:47:12whenever you take this I can handle it attitude it's like okay okay all right call me tomorrow
00:47:19there is a porno video with me in it I saw it you guys earned a little but they have me doing stuff
00:47:36with that guy I mean I'm not crazy am I I mean we were together the whole time weren't we
00:47:44I wasn't drugged or something was I we drank a lot wait you mean like someone putting something
00:47:53in our drinks I don't know Em I mean you realize you're sounding a little crazy now right I'm not
00:47:59kidding I got fired from my job even I almost believe it's me right now do you remember that
00:48:07charades game faking the orgasm yeah it really looks like I'm with that guy Greg or whatever his
00:48:16name was I mean it looks so real it's awful it made me sick David saw it he won't even talk to me
00:48:34I mean and I can't blame him you know I can't what about Lori and me were we in it
00:48:42uh uh God I mean a little bit I don't know I I didn't watch the whole thing this could really
00:48:48hurt my career I mean you know how academics are look come up and stay with me no I can't I have
00:48:54to figure things out I mean at least I can be a little anonymous here I just wanted to call
00:49:00make sure I hadn't gone crazy you're not crazy there must be some kind of a logical explanation
00:49:06for this look if you just come up here it'll all be okay I think we should stick together
00:49:10Emma can you hear me
00:49:14yeah
00:49:17why don't you go take a run or something you know I'll come down there if you want me to
00:49:22um it's okay
00:49:23well that just sounds a little confusing I know I know it does but I know that I didn't
00:49:38do anything that's on that tape but it looks so real even I almost believe it's me I mean
00:49:46what if I was drugged or something you know is that possible for for me to do something like
00:49:51that and not even know it well one hears of cases of date rape drugs things like that look Emma
00:49:58there's a kind of bottom line it may not be what you want to hear but either you did it and don't
00:50:04remember or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more or it was somebody else
00:50:12you don't believe me I do I do well I want to believe you
00:50:18I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person but look at
00:50:24the situation I mean I haven't seen it but even if you think about maybe being drugged or something
00:50:31or whether you did it or not people think you did that's what you have to fight
00:50:36people see me and I think they know they look at me and I can't stand it
00:50:44okay I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows do you know how that feels
00:50:52I called a friend a lawyer she wasn't very helpful she uh had somebody in her office look at the video
00:51:00tape well this is what she thought she said it would be better if you moved away to some other
00:51:08school district that things died down with nothing on your permanent record you could start afresh
00:51:15maybe it makes sense emma i'm your friend i know you're a good person you've proved that a wonderful
00:51:28talented person but i'm not the issue even the school isn't david is your family you
00:51:38you you need to figure out something most people never have to figure out who you are and what
00:51:46you're gonna do about it
00:52:08so
00:52:17so
00:52:19so
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:53:08Oh, my God.
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:54:08Oh, my God.
00:54:38Oh, my God.
00:55:08Oh, my God.
00:55:14Oh, my God.
00:55:15Oh, my God.
00:55:16Please.
00:55:17Please.
00:55:18Please.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20Hey.
00:55:21Get up here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help.
00:55:23Please.
00:55:24Help.
00:55:25Help.
00:55:26Help.
00:55:27Help.
00:55:28Help.
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:30It's okay, sweetheart.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33It's okay.
00:55:34It's okay.
00:55:35I'm calling the police.
00:55:36Oh, God.
00:55:37It's okay.
00:55:38I'm going home.
00:55:42No, Emma.
00:55:43You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51I just gotta get out of here.
00:55:53Dad.
00:55:54I just gotta get away with this.
00:56:00Dad?
00:56:30You awake?
00:57:00I came home.
00:57:20Take it then, it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things, so I don't want you to think you can't come
00:57:35to me, you know?
00:57:40That's good.
00:57:55That's good.
00:58:02I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:17I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but- I'm home, Dad!
00:58:24Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:27Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:36It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:39But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads with
00:58:59the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously, you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but-
00:59:21One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:24I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's
00:59:31dangering women.
00:59:33Um, Emma, I would love to help you, but, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league
00:59:40here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:55What if the police were to shut down a club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays
01:00:04consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:12At least you listened.
01:00:16Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:20Second private call.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:26I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:29My first thought was, boy, she showed me a better use of her time than I did.
01:00:33Just kidding.
01:00:34We were together the whole time.
01:00:35Were we?
01:00:36Well, not like every minute.
01:00:37I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:39What are you talking about?
01:00:40Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get
01:00:41Academy Awards for less.
01:00:42Or worse.
01:00:43Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:44and maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:00I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:10I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:12I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:15Happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:18I mean, everybody acts all shocked
01:01:20and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:26I mean, have you seen what ordinary girls
01:01:28and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done
01:01:31a couple months ago.
01:01:33This is wrecking my life and you're,
01:01:35what the hell are you doing?
01:01:42Hello?
01:01:44Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:12My poster.
01:02:29Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small town hysteria?
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls
01:02:42all morning, people expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure, you wanna be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't wanna get stuck just because
01:02:57you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:07I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:09Did you know what you were doing
01:03:11when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:13What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done
01:03:23with somebody that I loved.
01:03:27But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:32And nobody protected me.
01:03:33Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're gonna get there.
01:03:41We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:55But that's how I took it.
01:03:56Maybe there's some Dr. Phil a way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like, what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:21Either way, Emma, I want you to know
01:04:25I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48What, I don't follow?
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:56Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of
01:04:59department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:31do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:35Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:37This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:06:56You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out
01:07:14when the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak?
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:22I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent,
01:07:32you damage goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:45even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace, like you did.
01:08:26Well, say, spring break, or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed
01:08:35having an origin.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler
01:08:55when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics
01:09:05which degrade and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:22College girls line up to do soft and hard core
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:48Now, the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:01against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:11Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know, and if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands, maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:04Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:27I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off.
01:11:39You played some stupid game
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:21it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I want to let this hang over me.
01:12:49Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:08Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy who's still in high school?
01:13:26I need to find them.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:33You don't understand.
01:13:35I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls
01:13:37go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:41The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:46You can't get even with it.
01:13:48You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do, be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:56Believe me.
01:14:09She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:12But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:14If she said he'd be in court, he'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:18L.A. is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:24Go to the courthouse, find out which one.
01:14:26In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in,
01:14:28but all the trials are posted.
01:14:30I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:34How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:36Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin, could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:46My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just, damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55Just, just five minutes.
01:14:57All right.
01:14:58Go.
01:14:59What do you want?
01:15:00Excuse me?
01:15:01You want money?
01:15:02Someone to go to jail?
01:15:03You want to close down the production house?
01:15:04A hotel?
01:15:05You want your reputation back?
01:15:06A public apology?
01:15:07Come back when you know I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:10Look, in California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:15There's a few civil codes we could pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind
01:15:20of thing.
01:15:21You think in our litigious world where you can get millions and millions and millions of
01:15:26millions from being within a block of someone smoking or an asbestos judgment from a jury
01:15:31without being sick, that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:35What should be wrong?
01:15:36But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:41Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distribute soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:06Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:10They put my head on another body.
01:16:12That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:17I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:21The company will have five.
01:16:23You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:25That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:29That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:32Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:34Listen.
01:16:35Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:43People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:49Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy in the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Hi.
01:17:15Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:18Uh, do you know who does?
01:17:27Hi.
01:17:29Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:31I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:34Must want a job.
01:17:41Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:44Most of the films are shot in location.
01:17:46What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:49I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:51Emma, isn't it?
01:17:52It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:54I assume that's your real name.
01:17:55You are so good.
01:17:58I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:01You'd be surprised.
01:18:02It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:06It's really something.
01:18:07I mean, I had no right.
01:18:08I see lots of girls.
01:18:09Lot of girls.
01:18:10Here is the new cover.
01:18:13And you are going to be a star.
01:18:16I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:18Sorry?
01:18:19You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:24No, no, no.
01:18:25I'm not kidding.
01:18:26Look at the tape.
01:18:27Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started.
01:18:30But now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire.
01:18:34We don't have to.
01:18:35We even get releases.
01:18:37Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release.
01:18:41And I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:48That S.O.B.
01:18:52Con me.
01:18:54Well, Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:58Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:00I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:03You have to recall it.
01:19:04You've got to be nuts.
01:19:06Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:08Excuse the pun.
01:19:09But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:12And this is a big seller.
01:19:13We could break a record with this one.
01:19:15I can talk to the police.
01:19:16I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:17I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:19I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:23And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:27How much help are they?
01:19:30I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:32Hey, look.
01:19:33Tell you what.
01:19:34How about $5,000?
01:19:38No, $10,000.
01:19:41You deserve it.
01:19:42Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:45Too bad.
01:19:50Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:54Where's Greg?
01:19:56Are you really this dumb?
01:19:59You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:03This is a big city.
01:20:05I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:08Greg?
01:20:09He's a wild card.
01:20:11I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:14If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:17I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:20Conscience?
01:20:22Go home.
01:20:25It'll be over soon.
01:20:27Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:30You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:33You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:36In fact, I got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:40I know.
01:20:41I know.
01:20:42I know.
01:20:43Thanks.
01:20:44You guys.
01:20:45You guys look good out there.
01:20:46You're talking nice to me.
01:20:47No?
01:20:48No.
01:20:49No.
01:20:50No.
01:20:51No.
01:20:52No.
01:20:53No.
01:20:54No.
01:20:55No.
01:20:56No.
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01:20:58No.
01:20:59No.
01:21:00No.
01:21:01No.
01:21:02No.
01:21:03No.
01:21:04No.
01:21:05No.
01:21:06No.
01:21:07No.
01:21:08No.
01:21:09No.
01:21:10No.
01:21:11No.
01:21:12No.
01:21:13No.
01:21:24You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this.
01:21:28Please.
01:21:29Please.
01:21:30Will you help me?
01:21:31It's not helping you.
01:21:34Believe me.
01:21:39I don't know.
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:39What can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:49No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51I don't...
01:22:53Mintner's Cove?
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:02How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right?
01:23:16That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:20Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:23So this is it.
01:23:48Guess where you made it?
01:23:50What are you gonna do? You're gonna arrest me?
01:23:54You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:57You know what? I do remember you.
01:24:01That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:04Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:06So that's it, huh?
01:24:09That's why you used me.
01:24:11Why else?
01:24:13What?
01:24:15It ruined your life?
01:24:18You're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:21For what?
01:24:24For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:32For stealing your soul?
01:24:36What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:40Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all in need and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:54That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:59You really wanted it.
01:25:04You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:05I could even rape you.
01:25:11And nobody would believe you.
01:25:30God.
01:25:32You're pathetic.
01:25:32You're pathetic.
01:25:35Is that what you do?
01:25:38Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:42That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48It's my computer.
01:25:49You know what?
01:25:50What?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm gonna kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:57Look at this.
01:25:59It's absurd.
01:26:00My butt!
01:26:07Ha!
01:26:08You?
01:26:12I was afraid of you.
01:26:15What was I thinking?
01:26:16It's strange.
01:26:32I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:35Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:37But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:47There are no protected places.
01:26:52The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:55Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:59You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:03If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me, they could
01:27:11realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:14I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
01:27:33I never lost it.
01:28:03I never lost it.
01:28:04I never lost it.
01:28:05I never lost it.
01:28:06I never lost it.
01:28:07I never lost it.
01:28:08I never lost it.
01:28:09I never lost it.
01:28:10I never lost it.
01:28:11I never lost it.
01:28:12I never lost it.
01:28:13I never lost it.
01:28:14I never lost it.
01:28:15I never lost it.
01:28:16I never lost it.
01:28:17I never lost it.
01:28:18I never lost it.
01:28:19I never lost it.
01:28:20I never lost it.
01:28:21I never lost it.
01:28:22I never lost it.
01:28:23I never lost it.
01:28:24I never lost it.
01:28:25I never lost it.
01:28:26I never lost it.
01:28:27I never lost it.
01:28:28I never lost it.
01:28:29I never lost it.
01:28:30I never lost it.
01:28:31I never lost it.
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