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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:07No, it's great
00:06:08I didn't spot me
00:06:09What are you doing here?
00:06:10Mmm
00:06:11Mmm
00:06:12Mmm
00:06:13Can you get away?
00:06:14I'm away
00:06:15No, it's great
00:06:16Yeah, it doesn't take much
00:06:17It doesn't take much
00:06:18Hey guys
00:06:19Hey
00:06:20Hey
00:06:21Where is that bad boy?
00:06:22Hey, Emma
00:06:23He's working out I think
00:06:24Okay, thank you
00:06:25Okay, thank you
00:06:26Hey, honey
00:06:27Come and spot me
00:06:28What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:29No, it's great
00:06:30I didn't spot me
00:06:31What are you doing here?
00:06:32Mmm
00:06:37Mmm
00:06:38Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away
00:06:57You
00:06:59Are never getting up
00:07:02I think I'll make the rolls here
00:07:04Yeah
00:07:05Yeah
00:07:06I think so
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah
00:07:09God, when are you gonna get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it though
00:07:20Yeah, we could
00:07:21But probably not this weekend
00:07:23Why not?
00:07:24You should live dangerously
00:07:26You better watch out
00:07:28One of these days
00:07:29You're gonna get stuck
00:07:32Let's go
00:07:33Let's go
00:07:34It's got more important things to do
00:07:35Let's go
00:07:36It's got more important things to do
00:07:38Hey, I didn't want to tell you over the phone
00:07:52But uh, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip
00:07:55I have to set my advanced EMT course
00:07:57It's the only time I can do it till next year
00:08:00You bum
00:08:01I'm sorry
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:06Well, if I had my way then we'd be so bored of being together all the time and you'd be happy to have a break
00:08:13You think that?
00:08:16What, that we should be together?
00:08:18No, that we'd be bored
00:08:25Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy
00:08:28You're better off where it's cooler
00:08:30How do you know, Dad?
00:08:31I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform
00:08:35Except for maybe a fireman
00:08:37Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town they're gonna go crazy
00:08:42Or never come back
00:08:44Yeah, Dad
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there
00:08:47That was before I met your mother
00:08:49Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before
00:08:51Alright, I better go
00:08:53They'll forgive me anything if it involves them but only at two point
00:08:56I'll see you out
00:08:57What is this, an empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, square
00:09:02Play hooky
00:09:03Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls
00:09:08Well, you should go, it'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe
00:09:12You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah, especially after this afternoon
00:09:15Bye, baby
00:09:17I'll miss you
00:09:21I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish
00:09:29Come on
00:09:31Is it all for the money?
00:09:32Oh, for sure
00:09:33Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:34Oh, for sure
00:09:35It's time to pull your own son
00:09:36Oh, for sure
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:38For sure
00:09:39Come on, for sure
00:09:40Is it all for the money?
00:09:41Is it all for the money?
00:09:42Oh, for sure
00:09:43Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:44Oh, for sure
00:09:45It's time to pull your own son
00:09:46Oh, for sure
00:09:47Huh?
00:09:48For sure
00:09:49Come on, for sure
00:09:50Heaven, that's it?
00:09:51We've died and gone to heaven
00:09:52Wow, you feel that sun?
00:09:53I have been cold for five months
00:09:55All right
00:09:56Well, looks like you get warmed up here
00:09:58I'm never leaving
00:10:09Midners Cove party girls?
00:10:11That's us
00:10:12Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:14How do you feel that sun?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months
00:10:17All right
00:10:18Well, looks like you get warmed up here
00:10:20I'm never leaving
00:10:22Midners Cove party girls?
00:10:24That's us
00:10:25Hey, boy
00:10:26Have you come to the right place?
00:10:27How did you girls get so smart
00:10:29You picked Midners Cove?
00:10:30Look at that beach
00:10:31And hey
00:10:32We got a pool
00:10:33And we got a stage
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage
00:10:36We got a hypnotist
00:10:37Let's you do what you always wanted
00:10:39Around here
00:10:40I'm your man
00:10:41Whatever you need
00:10:42Whatever you want
00:10:43I'm your man
00:10:44Hey
00:10:45You like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point
00:10:47We got a different beach
00:10:48Big waves, bars
00:10:49Personally
00:10:50I never leave right here
00:10:52What do you got in these bags?
00:10:53Just bikinis
00:10:54Here, give me that
00:10:55Whew
00:10:57We got lots of guys
00:10:58Girls too
00:10:59If that's your thing
00:11:00Hey
00:11:01You here to hook up?
00:11:02Cause I'm a connected and connecting
00:11:04You know what I mean?
00:11:05Aren't you still in school?
00:11:06Like high school?
00:11:08Yeah
00:11:09Well, we mature a little faster out here
00:11:11Oh
00:11:12You got an older brother?
00:11:13I am my older brother
00:11:14I am my older brother
00:11:15Oh my god
00:11:16Oh my god
00:11:17You just got to hook up
00:11:18Oh my god
00:11:19Oh my god
00:11:20Oh my god
00:11:21Oh my god
00:11:22Oh my god
00:11:24Oh my god
00:11:25Oh my god
00:11:26Clap, clap, clap, clap.
00:11:28Clap, clap, clap.
00:11:31Uh-huh.
00:11:33So many hot boys up in here.
00:11:35So many girls in their underwear.
00:11:38Pull up some other...
00:11:39Look, Kathleen.
00:11:41Remember when we were like this?
00:11:43I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this
00:11:47even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:51There's always gonna be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there was always gonna be
00:11:57a guy, a career,
00:11:59and everything would just come naturally
00:12:01because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:05Of course, we may never have met the guy
00:12:07or had the job,
00:12:09but we were gonna have it all.
00:12:11Get married.
00:12:13Have kids.
00:12:15Guaranteed.
00:12:16We're gonna be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:18Guaranteed.
00:12:20Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:23Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot
00:12:25where most people come up with snake eyes.
00:12:27I don't feel that way.
00:12:29Yeah, you do.
00:12:30You do feel that way.
00:12:32You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:33Otherwise, you would've married David long ago.
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:40I mean, you walk into that firehouse,
00:12:42you know, sure as hell what you're getting.
00:12:43Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:45I need to do something different.
00:12:50Have fun.
00:12:52You know?
00:12:53I mean, life is...
00:12:55Who knows what the hell I was about?
00:12:59I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just...
00:13:07let it all get away.
00:13:09What I need is to hook up.
00:13:16Fast.
00:13:17Fast.
00:13:18Fast.
00:13:19Slow or fast.
00:13:20Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:21Give me some energy.
00:13:22I broke up a plane.
00:13:23And you can find me.
00:13:24Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:26Make it light.
00:13:27Make it light.
00:13:28Make it light.
00:13:29Get it light.
00:13:30Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:31She is gonna get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:36What's up?
00:13:38So many hot boys up in here.
00:13:40So many girls in their underwear.
00:13:42Call up to my brother, baby.
00:13:44Don't be scared.
00:13:45I'm gonna give you a laugh.
00:13:46Let's go.
00:13:47Let's go.
00:13:48Let's go.
00:13:49Let's go.
00:13:50Let's go.
00:13:51Let's go.
00:13:52Let's go.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:13:54Let's go.
00:13:55Let's go.
00:13:56Let's go.
00:13:57Let's go.
00:13:58Let's go.
00:13:59Let's go.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:01Girls.
00:14:02Girls.
00:14:03Where do you think you're going?
00:14:04Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:08Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:10Just a little reality break.
00:14:12Reality?
00:14:13What is that?
00:14:14This is spring break.
00:14:15You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:16Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:18Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:20You guys have to do it.
00:14:21No.
00:14:22You know what you're missing?
00:14:23You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:27Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with you.
00:14:29But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35Do you have any idea?
00:14:37And another thing.
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades for yourself.
00:14:40You know, like that movie when Harry met Sally.
00:14:42You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:47Who are you?
00:14:48Hello, girls.
00:14:49I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:50You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the most beautiful girls award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot your entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:09See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:14Oh!
00:15:15Oh!
00:15:16Oh!
00:15:17Oh!
00:15:18Oh!
00:15:19Oh!
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:21Oh!
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:23Oh!
00:15:24Oh!
00:15:25Oh!
00:15:26Oh!
00:15:27Oh!
00:15:28Oh!
00:15:29Oh!
00:15:30Oh!
00:15:31Oh!
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:33Now cold.
00:15:34Cheap.
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:38Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:40Totally private.
00:15:41Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:43Oh, my God, look at this.
00:15:44Ah!
00:15:45Oh, so gorgeous.
00:15:46This is just the beginning.
00:15:47Hey, I am your ticket to the good life.
00:17:48There you go.
00:17:49Get all that.
00:17:50Get all that.
00:17:51There you go.
00:17:52Come on.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57Come on.
00:17:58Come on.
00:18:06Come on.
00:18:08Come on.
00:18:18Come on.
00:18:20Come on.
00:18:21Come on.
00:18:22Come on.
00:18:26Come on.
00:18:28Come on.
00:18:29Oh, God.
00:18:51Sorry.
00:18:52Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma
00:18:58Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:00Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:01Oh, God, yeah.
00:19:03Yeah.
00:19:04Oh.
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08Oh, God.
00:19:15OK, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan.
00:19:17Right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:24Come on, baby.
00:19:28Do it for me.
00:19:31I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:34Come on, Emma.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:42Mm.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46Oh, God.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:48Oh, my God.
00:19:51Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah, right there, right there.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:02Ooh.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:10Yeah.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:14I have a headache.
00:20:15You want aspirin?
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:19No.
00:20:20No, I just want aspirin.
00:20:21There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:23You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need her.
00:20:27You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Give me a little bit.
00:20:38Better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:45I got it.
00:20:47Perfect.
00:20:48Tump bitch.
00:20:53I got it.
00:20:55Tump bitch.
00:20:56Hey.
00:20:57You were so good.
00:20:58I got it.
00:20:59I got it.
00:21:00But I was like, oh, my God.
00:21:01I got it.
00:21:02I got it.
00:21:03You got it.
00:21:05I got it.
00:21:06You got it.
00:21:07I got it.
00:21:08I got it.
00:21:09You got it.
00:21:10You got it.
00:21:11You got it.
00:21:12I got it.
00:21:13I'm going to say we're so proud of you, you're doing such a great job, and if you're the
00:21:27members of the board and faculty, we want to discuss some ideas that we have for you
00:21:31next week, okay?
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33That would be great.
00:21:34Yeah.
00:21:35I'm going to get Grace Longley.
00:21:36I'm going to go through the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:45I love that.
00:21:46It's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love that.
00:21:49I love that.
00:21:50I love that.
00:21:55I know.
00:21:56Oh, I'm so happy.
00:22:01Great.
00:22:04How did you get them to do all of that?
00:22:10Huh?
00:22:11I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:17Want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:21Oh, come on.
00:22:22I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:25You would?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27I would.
00:22:28Will you stay over?
00:22:31Hmm.
00:22:32Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift, but I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:41Okay?
00:22:42I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:48In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:23:00I wanted you to be there.
00:23:02You're right.
00:23:03What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:05I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:16What do you think?
00:23:17What do I think?
00:23:18I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:21Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:36How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:44By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:48I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:50Yeah, we all did.
00:23:51It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52Should have been there.
00:23:53See the new me.
00:23:58I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:02It's party time!
00:24:03From all over the country they come.
00:24:05You know what they want.
00:24:06That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it, and you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button.
00:24:19Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:22No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:24These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:45I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I...
00:24:50I don't know what to say.
00:24:52I'm flattered.
00:24:53I just...
00:24:55I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:04First, you come back from California positively glowing, and now you're holding seminars.
00:25:10It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea, but it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:22School politics are funny.
00:25:24I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:36Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:43Is that who it looks like?
00:25:46That girl's back door?
00:25:47Can't be.
00:25:48It's like one of those spring break tapes, but it's different, more extreme.
00:25:51Didn't you go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:53You watched the whole thing.
00:25:54It's her.
00:25:55It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:57You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:26:01Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:04Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:08You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:10Maybe it's time.
00:26:11Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shin?
00:26:15So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:18I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:25Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:28I don't think so.
00:26:29I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:31I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:35I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:38I mean, what?
00:26:39Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:42It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean, anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:52All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:56No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:01Did something happen out there?
00:27:03Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:06I don't know, with someone else?
00:27:09Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you?
00:27:20For us?
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:27I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else.
00:27:30I don't know what, but by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:35David, nothing's changed.
00:27:38Yeah, maybe.
00:27:40But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:43Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:45You know, I'm not facing the facts here.
00:27:47What?
00:27:48No.
00:27:49What are you talking about?
00:27:50Okay, listen.
00:27:51I love you, and you love me.
00:27:53Those are the facts.
00:27:54Yeah, but, no, look, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:58Okay?
00:27:59I like my job.
00:28:00It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05I'm sorry.
00:28:06I've gotta go.
00:28:07Come here.
00:28:08I love you.
00:28:09I'll see you soon.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:12I'll see you soon.
00:28:13I love you.
00:28:14I love you.
00:28:17I love you.
00:28:18I don't know.
00:28:48I don't know.
00:29:18I don't know.
00:29:48I don't know.
00:29:50I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:56I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:17It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you'd like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:42Why should I?
00:30:44No.
00:30:45Who?
00:30:46Emma.
00:30:47It's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but just take a couple of days off.
00:30:54She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:20I mean, I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:23It was vacation.
00:31:24It was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:46I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, alright?
00:32:00I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02Okay, great.
00:32:03All right.
00:32:07Okay, let's go.
00:32:08Okay, okay.
00:32:09Put the floor in my mouth.
00:32:10It's time I'm really good.
00:32:11Yeah, let's do it.
00:32:12Put the floor in my mouth.
00:32:14I'm trying to make it.
00:32:15As soon as you're going to get.
00:32:16Turn off.
00:32:17All right, I'll get you.
00:32:18Lay it down, same thing.
00:32:19I'm gonna get you.
00:32:20All right.
00:32:21I'll get you.
00:32:22All right, so you got me.
00:32:23Turn off, turn off.
00:32:24Let go.
00:32:25I'll get you.
00:32:26Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
00:32:27No, just turn off.
00:32:28Turn off, turn off.
00:32:38Come on, come on.
00:32:42I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine,
00:32:49but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just... I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:33:00I have to go downstairs and tell Henry
00:33:02to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:06It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:33:16Hey, look!
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emerald. I'm lying.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25Hey, look, Dave, look!
00:33:26Dave!
00:33:27It's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there? There's nothing out there!
00:33:30It's not Emma!
00:33:31I live in these streets, the same VT's,
00:33:37on the covers, man.
00:33:38Feet, no trap.
00:33:40Ryan in that trap with chips, you better find it.
00:33:43So, man, what's up?
00:33:45What's up?
00:33:46What's up?
00:33:47What's up?
00:33:48Hey, what are you doing?
00:33:49What's up?
00:33:50Yeah, you got it.
00:33:51Whoa.
00:33:52What's up?
00:33:53What's up?
00:33:54I'm hungry.
00:33:55I'm hungry.
00:33:56Go ahead.
00:33:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:33:58Yo, what's up?
00:33:59I'm hungry.
00:34:00I'm out doing mine on the grind for the kids.
00:34:02I got a sack full of bags on the side.
00:34:04I'm waiting if it's mixed with my joy.
00:34:07I'm trying to live.
00:34:08I'm doing my gas here.
00:34:10I'm trying to steal you from.
00:34:11So you're riding on the side.
00:34:13So you hear what you thought I ain't seen.
00:34:15I'm lying on your bed.
00:34:17But it's wide, so you're holding it wide.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:29She doesn't have tenure.
00:34:39I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board.
00:34:45The school could be sued.
00:34:47Even the public airing of such an issue
00:34:48would be damaging to the school.
00:34:51It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon, the kids are going to get wind of this
00:34:55and get curious.
00:34:56And I, for one, do not want to be explaining
00:34:59to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:02Well, I haven't said anything till now
00:35:03because she's such a good teacher.
00:35:06And she presents herself so well.
00:35:08But if she stays,
00:35:11I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:20You ought to check your machine.
00:35:22It rang about a thousand times.
00:35:24Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, uh...
00:35:28You haven't answered my email yet.
00:35:30What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:35Well, things are pretty crappy here.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Bye.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44Bye.
00:35:44Bye.
00:36:00Hey!
00:36:07Your choice is either resign
00:36:09or I will have to take this to the district
00:36:10and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now, if you resign, there can be some reason,
00:36:15something neutral,
00:36:16something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you frame the situation
00:36:20so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:25How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:32I have not seen the material.
00:36:37But others have.
00:36:38Teachers' parents.
00:36:41I will look at it if I have to,
00:36:42as will the district.
00:36:44What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:47I tried looking on the Internet.
00:36:49You know, I don't have to accept this.
00:36:51I have a right to fight this,
00:36:52and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:54You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:03I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district,
00:37:06that is automatically reviewed
00:37:07by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level,
00:37:13which will bring the whole sordid business
00:37:14into the public arena,
00:37:16but you should think very carefully
00:37:18about that before you do.
00:37:21Litigation, being what it is this day,
00:37:23is it would have to be messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:27It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:30Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:34If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're exonerated,
00:37:37even if it turns out to be nothing,
00:37:38it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview,
00:37:43true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:45People, parents, will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:51Now, you think a school
00:37:52is going to go against parents
00:37:53and hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:13I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute already in place.
00:38:19Your things will be gathered
00:38:20and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody
00:38:24disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait!
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:41She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:01Look, I know it's lousy, but
00:39:05Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter
00:39:07whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14Look, it's up to you.
00:39:15I've got to be strong.
00:39:17You've got to be strong.
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:40:20I don't know.
00:40:50I don't know.
00:41:20I don't know.
00:41:50I don't know.
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:49God, I thought I turned you off.
00:42:56I'm losing it.
00:42:58I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:14I don't know.
00:43:23Hey, stranger, where have you been?
00:43:25How are you?
00:43:26What's the matter?
00:43:31I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:35I saw your film.
00:43:37Emma, I saw the video.
00:43:40Did you hear me?
00:43:47I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:55And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:56And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called Girls Wilding Mintner's Cove.
00:44:01What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:03Are you drunk?
00:44:05Huh?
00:44:06Were you high?
00:44:07And maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, all right?
00:44:12I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:19David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:22I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please.
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites.
00:44:33Everywhere.
00:44:34Most of them.
00:44:36I really thought I...
00:44:39I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just...
00:44:43I can't.
00:44:44You're gonna kill me.
00:44:45No, save it.
00:44:46I can't.
00:44:47I just...
00:44:48I can't.
00:45:06Oh, God.
00:45:08Oh, my God.
00:45:09Oh, yeah!
00:45:11Yeah, yeah.
00:45:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.
00:45:16Oh, God.
00:45:42Okay, I see you.
00:45:52Now I'm printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi. How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine. How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad?
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:11I don't even know how to say this. I don't know what to do. I don't know how they made it or how
00:46:28it happened, but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it, but I didn't do anything. I just,
00:46:35I don't know. I don't know what to do. What video? What do you mean? I don't even know how to say
00:46:39this might become some kind of nightmare. And the school, they think that I... Honey, I'm not
00:46:47following you here. Tell me again. No, it's okay. I can handle it. Look, come home. We'll sort it out
00:46:53here. No, it's okay. I'll deal with it. All right, I'm coming up there. No, don't, Daddy, please. I'm
00:47:03fine. I'm fine. Oh, God. I just, I have to figure this out on my own. I'll come home in a few days,
00:47:12okay? Whenever you take this, I can handle it attitude, it's like, okay? Okay. All right,
00:47:18call me tomorrow. Okay. There is a porno video with me in it. I saw it. You guys earned it a little,
00:47:34but they have me doing stuff with that guy. I mean, I'm not crazy, am I? I mean, we were together the
00:47:43whole time, weren't we? I wasn't drugged or something, was I? We drank a lot. Wait, you mean like
00:47:52someone putting something in our drinks? I don't know, Em. I mean, you realize you're sounding a
00:47:57little crazy now, right? I'm not kidding. I got fired from my job. Even I almost believe it's me
00:48:05right now. Do you remember that charades game faking the orgasm? Yeah. It really looks like I'm with
00:48:14that guy Greg or whatever his name was. I mean, it looks so real. It's awful. It made me sick.
00:48:26David saw it. God. He won't even talk to me. I mean, and I can't blame him, you know? I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me? Were we in it? God, I mean, a little bit. I don't know. I didn't watch the
00:48:47whole thing. This could really hurt my career. I mean, you know how academics are. Look, come up and
00:48:52stay with me. No, I can't. I have to figure things out. I mean, at least I can be a little
00:48:57anonymous here. I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy. You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this. Look, if you just come up here, it'll
00:49:09all be okay. I think we should stick together. Emma, can you hear me? Yeah. Why don't you go
00:49:19take a run or something? You know, I'll come down there if you want me to. Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine. Thanks.
00:49:33Well, that just sounds a little confusing. I know. I know it does. But I know that I didn't do
00:49:38anything that's on that tape. But it looks so real. Even I almost believe it's me. I mean,
00:49:46what if I was drugged or something? You know, is that possible for me to do something like
00:49:51that and not even know it? Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line. It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it
00:50:03and don't remember or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more or it was
00:50:09somebody else. You don't believe me. I do. I do. Well, I want to believe you. I guess I do believe
00:50:21you because I trust my instinct about you as a person. But look at the situation. I mean,
00:50:26I haven't seen it. But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something or whether you
00:50:32did it or not, people think you did. That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me and I think they know. They look at me and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay? I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows. Do you know how that feels?
00:50:50I called a friend, a lawyer. She wasn't very helpful. She had somebody in her office look
00:50:59at the videotape. Well, this is what she thought. She said it would be better if you moved away
00:51:07to some other school district. That thing's died down. With nothing on your permanent record,
00:51:14you could start afresh. Maybe it makes sense, Emma. I'm your friend. I know you're a good
00:51:26person. You've proved that. A wonderful, talented person. But I'm not the issue. Even the school
00:51:33isn't. David is. Your family. You. You need to figure out something most people never have to figure
00:51:43out. Who you are and what you're going to do about it.
00:52:03what's going on.
00:52:21What's going on?
00:52:26What's going on?
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:29Oh, my God.
00:53:59Oh, my God.
00:54:29Oh, my God.
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetie. It's okay.
00:55:33All right. I'm calling the police.
00:55:40Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:41I'm going home.
00:55:46No, Emma, you can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know what? I just got to get out of here.
00:55:52Dad?
00:56:05Dad?
00:56:49You awake?
00:57:14You came home.
00:57:19I take it then it's, uh, it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:39Honey?
00:57:40I don't want you to see me.
00:58:10some stupid plaque and thinking where the hell is my mother I'm I guess it
00:58:20doesn't really matter anymore hey Em what are you doing home honey could you give
00:58:30us a minute we're talking oh what about Emma's dirty video I mean I look at it
00:58:36this way it doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do you could
00:58:40have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment in that case you're a very sick girl you
00:58:45didn't maybe we should figure out what happened I mean can they do that stuff
00:58:49where you put your head on someone else's body you know like all that
00:58:53compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies do you remember that gag
00:58:56shot we did for the Kiwanis where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies but
00:59:00you'd have to have something to work with there was stuff I did like that
00:59:05trades game but not anything like that we're all tarred with this we've lost a
00:59:10third of our business almost all the churches why don't you give Chief Rogers
00:59:15a call look I know you're having a rough time okay I mean obviously you weren't
00:59:19treated that well by a couple of the cops up there but one cop went as far as to
00:59:23say that it was my fault I mean here I am nearly raped and they're telling me that
00:59:29that I'm the type of person who's dangering woman
00:59:34Emma I would love to help you but well all this is a little out of my league here I mean I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing this took place in California
00:59:46God only knows what their laws allow so you're telling me that they can just get
00:59:52away with this I mean then what good are cops what if the police were to shut down
00:59:57that club say all to protect you from this happening now I think you'd be pretty
01:00:02upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own
01:00:06business well thanks for coming by chief at least you listened hey I've been trying to reach you
01:00:21um yeah I've been I've been busy I am I saw the tape my first thought was boy she sure
01:00:32made better use of her time than I did just kidding we were together the whole time were
01:00:39we not like every minute I mean I was ball from mr. conga line hmm while you had mr. right what are
01:00:46you talking about okay I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this but you know people get
01:00:51Academy Awards for less or worse okay the tapes pretty bad and maybe it's not that Emma I know but
01:00:59what other explanation is there I mean just forget it everybody needs to grow up a little why are you
01:01:07doing this I'm just being honest my new mantra is to hell with it I mean the phoniness I mean who
01:01:14cares happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas you know I mean everybody acts all shocked and then
01:01:20sneaks off their computers and watches it it swaps wives in Des Moines I mean have you seen what what
01:01:27ordinary girls and those girls go my tapes do I mean I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple
01:01:32months ago this is wrecking my life and you're what the hell are you doing hello Dwight there's a fire at the store
01:01:57my poster
01:02:27Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:19Or maybe I do.
01:03:21You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:39We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't.
01:03:55Okay, but that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:03:59I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:21Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also the style.
01:04:48What, I don't follow?
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:56Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:16You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did,
01:05:35or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:42You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:58I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:48You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember,
01:06:55I don't need any help.
01:07:00You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is,
01:07:04of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense,
01:07:06what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case
01:07:29of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other,
01:07:31to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me,
01:07:35but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend
01:07:38that at the very least
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:44even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked,
01:07:51nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business
01:07:53burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know
01:07:57has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered
01:08:03on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know,
01:08:08the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed
01:08:12how common what you're experiencing is
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me
01:08:16that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads
01:08:18put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace,
01:08:25like you did,
01:08:26well, say spring break,
01:08:27or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something
01:08:31like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves
01:08:35to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also
01:08:38didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography
01:08:42and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera
01:08:48in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically,
01:08:50it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be
01:08:52whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler
01:08:55when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well,
01:08:58it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women
01:09:01have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics
01:09:05which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled
01:09:11with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed
01:09:15to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought
01:09:21you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up
01:09:25to do soft and hardcore
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions
01:09:32can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought
01:09:33that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are
01:09:35and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood
01:09:39social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something
01:09:45that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation
01:09:47behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court
01:09:50of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman
01:09:51was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom
01:10:00or bathroom
01:10:01against photography
01:10:02through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue
01:10:04for everything
01:10:05all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends
01:10:07how much time
01:10:07and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation
01:10:10you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal
01:10:15you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be
01:10:16for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people
01:10:22looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands,
01:10:28maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence
01:10:34they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that
01:10:37if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said
01:10:43that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet,
01:10:48in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:52And all I want is for people
01:10:56to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control
01:11:11in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:18You're cool
01:11:20for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low,
01:11:23be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows
01:11:46what else is going on out there.
01:11:47They took something from me,
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis
01:12:05stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:15I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:22it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I'm going to be afraid.
01:12:38I'm sorry.
01:12:38But as soon as soon as soon as
01:12:39I can get to sleep,
01:12:40I'm going to be afraid.
01:12:41Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:11Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:23Still in high school?
01:13:26I need to find them.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31See, you don't understand.
01:13:33You don't understand.
01:13:35I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:41The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:46You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:55Believe me.
01:14:09She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:12But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:14She said he'd be in court.
01:14:16He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:18L.A. is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:24Go to the courthouse.
01:14:25Find out which one.
01:14:26In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in.
01:14:28But all the trials are posted.
01:14:30I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:34How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:36Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:39I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:50If I could just...
01:14:51Dammit, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:56Just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:01Go.
01:15:02What do you want?
01:15:03Excuse me?
01:15:05You want money?
01:15:06Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down a production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:12A public apology?
01:15:13Come back when you know.
01:15:14I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:16Look.
01:15:17In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we could pursue,
01:15:22but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions
01:15:27from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance.
01:15:36But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars
01:15:58to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distribute soft
01:16:04or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:07Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights
01:16:10and our privacy rights.
01:16:11They put my head on another body.
01:16:13That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it
01:16:17or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert
01:16:21who's going to testify.
01:16:22The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out
01:16:29what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:31That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:33Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen, juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:40High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn,
01:16:47who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:59The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Hi, does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:19Do you know who does?
01:17:25Do you want to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:28I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:30Must want a job.
01:17:31Mintmaskov's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:36Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:38What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:40I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:41Emma, isn't it?
01:17:42It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:43I assume that's your real name.
01:17:44You are so good.
01:17:45I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:17:46You'd be surprised.
01:17:47It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:17:49It's really something.
01:17:50I mean, I had no right.
01:17:51I see lots of girls.
01:17:52A lot of girls.
01:17:53A lot of girls.
01:17:54Here is the new cover.
01:17:55And you are going to be a star.
01:17:56I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:17:57Sorry?
01:17:58You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:17:59You're kidding, right?
01:18:00No, no, no.
01:18:01I'm not kidding.
01:18:02Look at the tape.
01:18:03This is a tape.
01:18:04I just want to know why you doctored the tape.
01:18:06You just mutated by doing things that I never did.
01:18:08I'm not going to be a star.
01:18:09I know I've seen a lot of girls, but a lot of girls are so good.
01:18:13I mean I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:15You'd be surprised it's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:18It's really something.
01:18:19I mean I'd have no right, I see lots of girls.
01:18:21Lots of girls.
01:18:22A lot of girls.
01:18:23Here is the new cover.
01:18:24You are going to be a star.
01:18:25I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:26I'm not kidding. Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started,
01:18:31but now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire,
01:18:35we don't have to. We even get releases.
01:18:39Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:41No, I never signed a release, and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:46You're not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:52S.O.B. Economy.
01:18:54Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:00Boy, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation. You have to recall it.
01:19:05You've got to be nuts.
01:19:07Look, I'm sorry you got screwed. Excuse the pun.
01:19:11But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:13This is a big seller. We could break a record with this one.
01:19:16I can talk to the police. I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:31I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about...
01:19:36Five thousand...
01:19:38No.
01:19:40Ten thousand dollars.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:52Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:02This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:11He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:16If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:22Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:25It'll be over soon.
01:20:29Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:31You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:35You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:38In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:41You guys look good out there.
01:20:47I'm going to walk the next day.
01:21:17You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this.
01:21:29Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:22:47I know, I meet a lot of pretty girls, but I don't...
01:22:53Mintner's Cove?
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:02How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him.
01:23:09He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry.
01:23:14It's nothing personal, okay?
01:23:15It's business, all right?
01:23:16That's it.
01:23:16That isn't it.
01:23:20Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So this is it.
01:23:48Guess where you made it?
01:23:50What are you gonna do?
01:23:51You're gonna arrest me?
01:23:54You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:57You know what?
01:23:57I do remember you.
01:23:58That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:04Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:08So that's it, huh?
01:24:09That's why you used me.
01:24:11Why else?
01:24:13What?
01:24:15It ruined your life?
01:24:17You're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:21For what?
01:24:24For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:32For stealing your soul?
01:24:37What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:39Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all need and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:54That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:58You really wanted it.
01:25:04You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:08I could even rape you.
01:25:11And nobody would believe you.
01:25:14You're pathetic.
01:25:31You're pathetic.
01:25:36Is that what you do?
01:25:38Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:42That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:44You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48You know what?
01:25:50What?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm gonna kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:57Look at this.
01:25:59It's absurd.
01:26:01What?
01:26:01You!
01:26:02I was afraid of you.
01:26:13What was I thinking?
01:26:16It's strange.
01:26:31I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:35Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:37But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:42I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:47There are no protected places.
01:26:52The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:55Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:59You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:05If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me,
01:27:11they could realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:14I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
01:27:47I never lost it.
01:27:48I never lost it.
01:27:49I never lost it.
01:27:50I never lost it.
01:27:51I never lost it.
01:27:52I never lost it.
01:27:53I never lost it.
01:27:54I never lost it.
01:27:55I never lost it.
01:27:56I never lost it.
01:27:57I never lost it.
01:27:58I never lost it.
01:27:59I never lost it.
01:28:00I never lost it.
01:28:01I never lost it.
01:28:02I never lost it.
01:28:03I never lost it.
01:28:04I never lost it.
01:28:05I never lost it.
01:28:06I never lost it.
01:28:07I never lost it.
01:28:08I never lost it.
01:28:09I never lost it.
01:28:10I never lost it.
01:28:11I never lost it.
01:28:12I never lost it.
01:28:13I never lost it.
01:28:14I never lost it.
01:28:15You
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