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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06No, it's great
00:06:07What are you doing here?
00:06:08No, it's great
00:06:09No, it's great
00:06:10Oh, it's great
00:06:11You and David
00:06:13Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:06:14Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:06:15No, it doesn't take much
00:06:16Hey guys
00:06:17Hey, where is that bad boy?
00:06:18Hey Emma
00:06:19He's working out I think
00:06:20Okay, thank you
00:06:21Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:06:22Hey Emma
00:06:23Hey honey
00:06:24Come and spot me
00:06:25Okay
00:06:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:28No, it's great
00:06:29I didn't spot me
00:06:30What are you doing here?
00:06:31Can you get away?
00:06:32I'm away
00:06:33Can you get away?
00:06:34I'm away
00:06:35I'm away
00:06:36You are never getting up
00:06:49you are never getting up I think I'll make the rolls here yeah yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah
00:07:09god when are you gonna get a decent bed when there's more call for it we could probably
00:07:19figure out something to do about it though yeah we could but probably not this weekend
00:07:24why not you should live dangerously better watch out one of these days you're gonna get stuck
00:07:33let's go it's got more important things to do
00:07:39hey I didn't want to tell you over the phone but uh I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping
00:07:56trip I have to sit my advanced EMT course it's the only time I can do it till next year
00:08:00you bum do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping
00:08:06with you and now here you are dumping me well if I had my way then we'd be so bored of being
00:08:11together all the time and you'd be happy to have a break you think that what that we should be
00:08:19together no that we'd be bored well it looks innocent enough but all that sun makes people a little
00:08:29crazy you're better off where it's cooler how do you know dad I was in the Navy remember well I'll
00:08:35stay away from anybody who's in a uniform except for maybe a fireman dad's just worried once anybody
00:08:40leaves this suffocating town they're gonna go crazy or never come back yeah dad maybe we should find out
00:08:46what really went on out there that was before I met your mother yeah yeah we've heard that before
00:08:51all right I better go they'll forgive me anything if it involves them but only a two point
00:08:56I'll see you out what is this an empty chair see you around squirt play hooky oh you want me to
00:09:05lug hose the rest of my life is that you're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls well you should go
00:09:10it'll be fun right maybe you have duty tonight yeah especially after this afternoon bye baby
00:09:18I'll miss you
00:09:22I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish
00:09:30I'll bring you back to the
00:09:57Heaven, that's it? We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you want to feel that sun?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right. Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:21I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Midner's Cove party girls?
00:10:25That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach.
00:10:32And hey, we got a pool and we got a stage.
00:10:35You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:37We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always want.
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man.
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man.
00:10:45Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point, we got a different beach.
00:10:48Big waves, bars.
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:52What do you got in these bags? Just bikinis?
00:10:55Here, give me that.
00:10:56Whew, all you guys are hot.
00:10:58We got lots of guys.
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:01Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here.
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:17So many hot boys up in here.
00:11:36So many girls in their underwear.
00:11:38Look at me.
00:11:40I remember when we were like this.
00:11:44I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids.
00:11:50All they have is time.
00:11:51There's always going to be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there's always going to be a guy, a career, and everything would just
00:12:01come naturally, because that's what happens.
00:12:04There was plenty of time.
00:12:06Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job, but we were going to have it
00:12:11all, get married, have kids, guaranteed.
00:12:16We're going to be happy because we deserved it, guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:25Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot where most people come up with snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:33You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:37I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you're getting.
00:12:44Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:46I need to, I need to do something different.
00:12:52Have fun, you know?
00:12:54I mean, life is, it's, who knows what the hell life's about.
00:13:01I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up.
00:13:18Fats.
00:13:18She is going to get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:37Look at her.
00:13:42I think she's going to have to do something wrong here.
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:14Reality?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16This is spring break.
00:14:17You got to go a little wild.
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with you.
00:14:31But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:36Do you have any idea?
00:14:38Another thing.
00:14:39You know, like sexual charades for a show.
00:14:41You know, like that movie when Harry met Sally.
00:14:43You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:51Hello, girls.
00:14:52I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:02And we are the prize.
00:15:04So my two guys are going to shoot you an entire week.
00:15:06You'll never forget it.
00:15:08I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:13You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:26Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:38Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God.
00:15:42Look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:46Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:47Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:56Hey, now I'm not doing mine on the grind for the chips.
00:15:59Got a stack full of backs on the side for the whip.
00:16:02And if you mess with my dough, I'm going to tie it to your lip.
00:16:05Put my foot on the gas, hit drive on the stick.
00:16:08He'll reverse on your body, put tires on your hip.
00:16:11Bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:13But it's wide to them folk when they wide to sit.
00:16:16Flip nine one time, got a dime for a hit.
00:16:20Certified gangsters and dimes on my click.
00:16:22Look at that face.
00:16:24I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh.
00:16:30Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not going to do anything.
00:16:38Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation.
00:16:43The right drugs.
00:16:43The right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:54Oh, boy.
00:16:55Oh, boy.
00:16:57I wasn't going to do anything.
00:16:58I was on my side.
00:17:01Oh, boy.
00:17:02Say, come on, girl.
00:17:04I wasted my time and tried.
00:17:09Oh, boy.
00:17:10I went to the side of the cross.
00:17:16If you'll have your stars
00:17:22Wonder why
00:17:25How about we get some drinks now?
00:17:42We get some drinks now.
00:17:44All right.
00:17:48There you go.
00:17:49Get on that.
00:17:50Get on that.
00:17:51There you go.
00:17:52Good party.
00:17:54Take it off.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57Come on.
00:17:58Come on.
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:00Come on.
00:18:02Come on.
00:18:04Come on.
00:18:06Come on.
00:18:20Fuck!
00:18:23What's the way?
00:18:24Oh, my God.
00:18:25We're all coming in.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:29Come on.
00:18:30Yeah, we're all coming in.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:35Yay!
00:18:35Yay!
00:18:40Ahh.
00:18:41Ahh.
00:18:42Ahh.
00:18:43Ahh!
00:18:45Ahh!
00:18:49Don't stop.
00:18:50Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:18:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:01Oh, God, yeah.
00:19:07Oh, oh.
00:19:09Oh, God.
00:19:15Okay, the idea's to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:24Come on, baby.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:29Do it for me.
00:19:31I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:39Yeah, really.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:43Mm.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:47Oh, God.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, yeah.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah, right there.
00:19:59Right there.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:14Baby, I have a headache.
00:20:15You want an aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:19You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no.
00:20:21I just want an aspirin.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:23You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:27You sure you're all right?
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:28I think I need a little bit better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:49Tum bitch.
00:20:53Dumb bitch.
00:21:23We're so proud of you. You're doing such a great job and a few of the members of the board and the faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:32Oh, okay. That would be great.
00:21:34Yeah, I'm going to get raised all of them.
00:21:36I like my kids.
00:21:39I'm changing my degree of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:45Thank you for having me.
00:21:47It's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love that.
00:21:57I know. Oh, I'm so happy.
00:22:01Great.
00:22:05How did you get them to do all of that, huh?
00:22:10I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:17Wanna give you a big head?
00:22:19You're gonna think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:21Oh, come on.
00:22:22I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:25You would?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27I would.
00:22:30Will you stay over?
00:22:36Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift.
00:22:40But I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:41Okay?
00:22:44I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:48I love you.
00:22:57In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:23:00I wanted you to be there.
00:23:02You're right.
00:23:03What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:05I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:16What do you think?
00:23:17What do I think?
00:23:18I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:21Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:36How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:44By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:47I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:49Yeah, we all did.
00:23:50It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52Should have been there.
00:23:54See the new me.
00:23:58I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:02It's party time!
00:24:03From all over the country they come.
00:24:05You know what they want.
00:24:06That girl next door, they play the tease,
00:24:08but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it,
00:24:12and you can be that guy,
00:24:14and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button.
00:24:19Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:22No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:24These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination
00:24:31and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program
00:24:37for all grades.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:41I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:45I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I...
00:24:50I don't know what to say.
00:24:52I'm flattered.
00:24:53I just...
00:24:55I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable,
00:24:58we could set up another meeting
00:24:59and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:04First, you come back from California positively glowing,
00:25:07and now you're holding seminars.
00:25:12It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea.
00:25:15But it's also the best way
00:25:16to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:19Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:22School politics are funny.
00:25:24I mean, it looks all touchy-feely,
00:25:26but you just never want to give anyone
00:25:29too much ammunition.
00:25:36Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:43Is that who it looks like?
00:25:47Can't be.
00:25:48It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:49It's different, more extreme.
00:25:51Did she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:53You watched the whole thing.
00:25:55It's her.
00:25:56It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:57You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:25:58I know what I mean.
00:26:01Suddenly, all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:05Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:08You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:10Maybe it's time.
00:26:12Is that code for get married
00:26:13and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn?
00:26:16So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:19I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life
00:26:22in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:26Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:29I don't think so.
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:32I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:35I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:39I mean, what?
00:26:40Is there something you want to do
00:26:41that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:42It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated
00:26:46no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean, anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:54All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:56No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way
00:27:00before you took your little trip.
00:27:02Did something happen out there?
00:27:04Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:08With someone else?
00:27:09Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you.
00:27:20For us.
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us
00:27:26is right there.
00:27:28I mean, you could turn your back on it
00:27:30looking for something else, I don't know what,
00:27:32but by the time you figure it out,
00:27:34what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:36David, nothing's changed.
00:27:38Yeah, maybe.
00:27:40But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:43Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:45You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:47What?
00:27:48No.
00:27:49What are you talking about?
00:27:50Okay, listen.
00:27:51I love you, and you love me.
00:27:53Those are the facts.
00:27:55Yeah, but, no, look, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:58Okay?
00:27:59I like my job.
00:28:00It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry.
00:28:07I've gotta go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:12I'll see you soon.
00:28:13I'll see you soon.
00:28:43Alright.
00:28:44Okay, alright.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46I'll see you soon.
00:28:47I'll see you soon.
00:28:49I'm sorry.
00:28:50I'm sorry.
00:28:51You're ready.
00:28:52I'm sorry.
00:28:53Not at all.
00:28:54Not at all.
00:28:55I'll see you soon.
00:28:57I'm gonna get up.
00:28:59No, no...
00:29:00Not at all.
00:29:01Not at all.
00:29:02Not at all.
00:29:03Not at all.
00:29:04That was a great time.
00:29:05Not at all.
00:29:06I made a mistake.
00:29:07Hurray.
00:29:08I don't know.
00:29:38I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:56Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:03If somebody...
00:30:06Who would say something like that?
00:30:08Don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:35If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:41I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:52Let's take a couple of days off.
00:30:53She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to Saint-Tropez.
00:31:20I mean, I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:23It was vacation.
00:31:24It was more silly than anything.
00:31:25Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because I secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:46I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:49I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine. Flash in Mintner's Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, alright?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:06Alright.
00:32:10Turn on it.
00:32:11Turn on it.
00:32:12Turn off.
00:32:13I don't understand.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if there's something we did, I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthew's just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, look!
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emerald online.
00:33:22Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Dave, it's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there!
00:33:30It's not Emma!
00:33:31What the hell?
00:33:56Got cut, got stabbed, doing time in the pen.
00:33:59Now I'm out doing mine on the grind for the chips.
00:34:02Got a sack full of bags on the side.
00:34:04I'm out doing mine on the grind for the chips.
00:34:10I'm out doing mine on the grind for the chips.
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:16I'm out doing mine.
00:34:17Oh, my God.
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:29Oh, my God.
00:34:34She doesn't have tenure I mean what is the policy in a situation like this but
00:34:41she has the right to bring it to the board the school could be sued even the
00:34:47public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school it's also a human
00:34:53question pretty soon the kids are gonna get wind of this and get curious and I
00:34:58for one do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is
00:35:01no I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher and
00:35:06she presents herself so well but if she stays I'm pulling Jason out of school
00:35:18hi you ought to check your machine ring about a thousand times maybe it's not
00:35:25working anyway you you haven't answered my email yet what's going on town burning
00:35:33down
00:35:35well things are pretty crappy here
00:35:39okay bye I love you bye
00:35:46Hey!
00:36:07Your choice is either resign, or I will have to take this to the district
00:36:10and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now, if you resign, there can be some reason,
00:36:14something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:17I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:24How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:33I have not seen the material, but others have.
00:36:38Teachers' parents.
00:36:40I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:43What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:46I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:48You know, I don't have to accept this.
00:36:51I have a right to fight this, and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:55You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:58But let me lay down the process.
00:37:01I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district, that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:15But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:20Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:24And the district?
00:37:26It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:28Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:33If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:35Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:40Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:44People, parents, will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:50Now, you think a school is going to go against parents in hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:06I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute already in place.
00:38:19Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:37Emma, wait.
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:46She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:02Look, I know it's lousy, but...
00:39:04Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14And so to get to.
00:39:16You've got to fight.
00:39:17I love you.
00:39:18I'm going to kill you.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:20I'm going to kill you.
00:39:21There's no problem.
00:39:22I won't kill you.
00:39:24I'll kill you by you.
00:39:26I'll kill you.
00:39:28Please, let me get to the hospital.
00:39:30I'll kill you.
00:39:32I won't kill you.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35I'll kill you.
00:39:36I don't kill you.
00:39:37I'm the one who will kill you, La.
00:39:39I don't know.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:39I don't know.
00:41:09I don't know.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:42:09I don't know.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:41I don't know.
00:42:43I don't know.
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:45I don't know.
00:42:46I don't know.
00:42:47I don't know.
00:42:48I don't know.
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:51I don't know.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:55I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:42:57I don't know.
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:04Hello? Hi. Hi. Hey stranger, where have you been? How are you? What's the matter? I'm pretty
00:43:33lousy, Emma. I saw your film. Emma, I saw the video. Did you hear me? I saw you with my own eyes. David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay? And I refuse to look for it. David! It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:01What were you thinking, Emma? Were you drunk? Huh? Were you high? And maybe I could understand what you would... Were you having fun? I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't. This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:19David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay? I didn't do any movie. I don't know what the hell is going on here. Just give me one chance, please.
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer? You can Google it. Porn sites. Everywhere. Most of them. I really thought I... I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just... No. No, save it. I can't. I just... I can't.
00:44:48Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right there. Right there. Oh, God.
00:45:16Oh, God. Stop.
00:45:22Oh, God.
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:32Oh, God.
00:45:36Oh, God.
00:45:44No, God.
00:45:45Printing hi Emma hi how are you I'm fine how's everything there oh like always just chugging
00:46:04along what's going on hey dad do you miss mom every minute of every day I know what's wrong baby
00:46:16God I don't I don't even know how to say this I don't know what to do I don't know how they made
00:46:27it or how it happened but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it but I didn't do anything
00:46:34I just I don't know I don't know what to do what video what do you mean I don't even know how to
00:46:39say this but it's become some kind of nightmare and the school they think that I honey I'm not
00:46:47following you here tell me again no it's okay I can handle it look come home we'll sort it out here
00:46:54no it's okay I'll deal with it all right I'm coming up there no don't daddy please I'm fine
00:47:03I'm fine oh god I just I have to figure this out on my own I'll come home in a few days okay
00:47:12whenever you take this I can handle it attitude it's like okay okay all right call me tomorrow
00:47:19there is a porno video with me in it I saw it you guys earned a little but they have me doing
00:47:36stuff with that guy I mean I'm not crazy am I I mean we were together the whole time weren't
00:47:44we I wasn't drugged or something was I we drank a lot wait you mean like someone putting something
00:47:53in our drinks I don't know em I mean you realize you're sounding a little crazy now right I'm not
00:47:59kidding I got fired from my job even I almost believe it's me right now do you remember that
00:48:07charades game faking the orgasm yeah it really looks like I'm with that guy Greg or whatever his
00:48:16name was I mean it looks so real it's awful it made me sick David saw it he won't even talk to me
00:48:34I mean and I can't blame him you know I can't what about Lori and me were we in it
00:48:42uh I god I mean a little bit I don't know I I didn't watch the whole thing this could really
00:48:48hurt my career I mean you know how academics are look come up and stay with me no I can't I have
00:48:54to figure things out I mean at least I can be a little anonymous here I just wanted to call
00:49:00make sure I hadn't gone crazy you're not crazy there must be some kind of a logical explanation
00:49:06for this look if you just come up here it'll all be okay I think we should stick together
00:49:10Emma can you hear me
00:49:14yeah
00:49:17why don't you go take a run or something you know I'll come down there if you want me to
00:49:22um it's okay
00:49:23I'm fine thanks
00:49:26now that just sounds a little confusing I know I know it does but I know that I didn't do anything
00:49:38that's on that tape but it looks so real even I almost believe it's me I mean what if I was
00:49:47drugged or something you know is that possible for for me to do something like that and not even
00:49:52know it well one hears of cases of date rape drugs things like that look Emma there's a kind of
00:49:59bottom line it may not be what you want to hear but either you did it and don't remember or you did
00:50:06some things that make it look like you're doing more or it was somebody else you don't believe me
00:50:13I do I do well I want to believe you I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about
00:50:22you as a person but look at the situation I mean I haven't seen it but even if you think about maybe
00:50:30being drugged or something or whether you did it or not people think you did that's what you have to
00:50:36fight people see me and I think they know they look at me and I can't stand it okay I can't go
00:50:45anywhere without thinking that everybody knows do you know how that feels I called a friend a lawyer she
00:50:55wasn't very helpful she had somebody in her office look at the videotape well this is what she thought she
00:51:05said it would be better if you moved away to some other school district that things died down with
00:51:13nothing on your permanent record you could start afresh maybe it makes sense Emma I'm your friend I know
00:51:25you're a good person you've proved that a wonderful talented person but I'm not the issue even a school
00:51:33isn't David is your family you you need to figure out something most people never have
00:51:43to figure out who you are and what you're gonna do about it
00:52:13you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person you
00:52:43Oh, my God.
00:53:13Oh, my God.
00:53:43Oh, my God.
00:54:13Oh, my God.
00:54:43Oh, my God.
00:55:13Oh, my God.
00:55:15Please.
00:55:17Hey, get up here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help.
00:55:23Please.
00:55:24Help.
00:55:25Please.
00:55:26Help.
00:55:27Help.
00:55:28Oh, my God.
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:30It's okay, sweetie.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:34All right.
00:55:36I'm calling the police.
00:55:38Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay, Lucy.
00:55:45I'm going home.
00:55:47No, Emma, you can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know, I just gotta get out of here.
00:56:08Dad?
00:56:38You awake?
00:57:08You came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:38Honey?
00:58:04That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:08I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque
00:58:11and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:18I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but...
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:24Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh, what about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:35I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:40But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:45If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute-generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:08We're all tarred with this.
00:59:10We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:12Almost all the churches.
00:59:14Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:16Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously, you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:32Um, Emma, I would love to help you, but, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:55What if the police were to shut down their club, say, or to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:11Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:15At least you listened.
01:00:19Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:21Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:28I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:31My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:35Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:41I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line.
01:00:44While you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:47Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:53Or worse.
01:00:56Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:02I mean, just forget it.
01:01:04Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:06Why are you doing this?
01:01:08I'm just being honest.
01:01:09I mean, your mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:12I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:15Happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:18I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:25I mean, have you seen what, what ordinary girls and those girls gone wild tables do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're, what the hell are you doing?
01:01:39Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:09My poster.
01:02:29Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking, and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure, you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:01I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:25But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:43But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:56But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like, what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:09Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like BOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:49What? I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:57Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department
01:05:00or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department
01:05:09can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them
01:05:33no matter what it looked like they did,
01:05:35or do you forgive somebody
01:05:36for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged
01:05:56or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face
01:06:07and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image
01:06:11more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you
01:06:33and the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:07:00You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:01Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is,
01:07:04of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense,
01:07:06what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other,
01:07:31to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me,
01:07:35but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend
01:07:38that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing on a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:45even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked,
01:07:51nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business
01:07:53burned down to the ground,
01:07:55me,
01:07:56and everybody that I know
01:07:57has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered
01:08:03on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know,
01:08:08the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed
01:08:12how common what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me
01:08:16that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads
01:08:18put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique,
01:08:22but there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace,
01:08:25like you did,
01:08:26well, say Spring Break,
01:08:27or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus,
01:08:30and they do something
01:08:31like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves
01:08:35to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also
01:08:38didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography
01:08:42and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera
01:08:48in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically,
01:08:50it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be
01:08:52whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler
01:08:55when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well,
01:08:58it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it,
01:09:01women have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics
01:09:05which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled
01:09:11with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed
01:09:15to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought
01:09:21you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up
01:09:25to do soft and hardcore
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions
01:09:32can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought
01:09:33that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood
01:09:39social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:41we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something
01:09:45that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation
01:09:47behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court
01:09:50of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman
01:09:51was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom
01:10:00or bathroom
01:10:01against photography
01:10:02through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue
01:10:04for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, that depends
01:10:07how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation
01:10:10you want to endure.
01:10:11Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal
01:10:15you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be
01:10:16for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people
01:10:22looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands,
01:10:28maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence
01:10:34they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that
01:10:37if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said
01:10:43that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the internet,
01:10:48in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people
01:10:56to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:02Oh, honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control
01:11:11in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family,
01:11:18me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low,
01:11:23be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows
01:11:46what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me,
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis
01:12:05stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:21it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I don't.
01:12:51I have to do something about it.
01:12:53I don't know.
01:13:04Pretty pathetic
01:13:05in daylight.
01:13:08Yeah.
01:13:12Excuse me?
01:13:13Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy still in high school?
01:13:26I need to find them.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31Now, see, you don't understand.
01:13:33You don't understand.
01:13:35I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:41The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:46You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:55Believe me.
01:13:57She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this, but they wouldn't give me an appointment. She said he'd be in court and be gone for three weeks.
01:14:18Oh, God.
01:14:19L.A. is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:24Go to the courthouse.
01:14:25Find out which one.
01:14:26In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in, but all the trials are posted.
01:14:30I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:34How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:36Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:39I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:42Excuse me, Mr. Salkin, could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:46No.
01:14:48My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:50If I could just, damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:56Just, just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:01Go.
01:15:02What do you want?
01:15:03Excuse me?
01:15:05You want money?
01:15:06Someone to go to jail?
01:15:08You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:12A public apology?
01:15:13Come back when you know I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:16Look, in California there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:21There's a few civil codes we could pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick, that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:36What should be wrong?
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:06Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:11They put my head on another body.
01:16:13That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:22The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:31That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:33Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen.
01:16:36Juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:40High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Hi.
01:17:15Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:19Do you know who does?
01:17:28Hi.
01:17:29Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:33I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintmaskov's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it?
01:17:53It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:57You are so good.
01:17:59I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised.
01:18:03It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:07It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right.
01:18:09I see lots of girls.
01:18:10A lot of girls.
01:18:12Here is the new cover.
01:18:15You are going to be a star.
01:18:17I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:24You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no.
01:18:26I'm not kidding.
01:18:27Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started, but now, hell,
01:18:32we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire, we don't have to.
01:18:36We even get releases.
01:18:38Today girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:47S-O-B.
01:18:48Con me.
01:18:49Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:50Boy, he did a damn good job.
01:18:51I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:18:52You have to recall it.
01:18:53You've got to be nuts.
01:18:54Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:18:55Excuse the pun.
01:18:56We're talking about a very successful video here.
01:18:57This is a big seller.
01:18:58We could break a record with this one.
01:18:59I can talk to the police.
01:19:00I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:01I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:02I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:05And you've probably already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:06I'm not sure you were the real deal.
01:19:07Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:09Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:10I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:11You have to recall it.
01:19:12You have to recall it.
01:19:13You've got to be nuts.
01:19:14Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:15Excuse the pun.
01:19:16We're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:17This is a big seller.
01:19:18We could break a record with this one.
01:19:19You're Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:30I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:39No.
01:19:40$10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:49Too bad.
01:19:52Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:56Are you really this dumb?
01:19:59You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:02This is a big city.
01:20:05I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:08Greg, he's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:15If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:18I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:21Conscience?
01:20:23Go home.
01:20:26It'll be over soon.
01:20:28Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:30You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:34You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:37In fact, I got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:41I don't know.
01:20:43I just don't know.
01:20:44I don't know.
01:20:45I don't know.
01:20:46You guys look good up there.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:48I don't know.
01:20:49I don't know if I can.
01:20:51Why are you here?
01:20:53I don't know.
01:20:54I don't know if I can.
01:20:56You are bound and determined to get your help.
01:21:26Get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:28I really need to get this, please.
01:21:30Please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:56Please, please.
01:21:58Please.
01:22:00Please.
01:22:02Please, can you help me?
01:22:04Please.
01:22:36Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:50No, I meet a lot of pretty girls. I don't...
01:22:55Mintner's Cove? You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah. How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:04Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:20Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So, this is it. Guess where you made it?
01:23:35So, this is it. Guess where you made it?
01:23:50What are you gonna do? You're gonna arrest me?
01:23:53You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:55You know what? I do remember you.
01:24:01That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:04Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:08So, that's it, huh?
01:24:10That's why you used me.
01:24:11What else?
01:24:12What?
01:24:14It ruined your life.
01:24:17You're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:21For what?
01:24:24For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:32For stealing your soul?
01:24:33What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:40Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all neat and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:54That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:59You really wanted it.
01:25:03You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:08I could even rape you.
01:25:11And nobody would believe you.
01:25:30Dad.
01:25:32You're pathetic.
01:25:33Is that what you do?
01:25:38Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:42That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48You know what?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm gonna kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:57Look at this.
01:25:59It's absurd.
01:26:00What?
01:26:01You?
01:26:02I was afraid of you.
01:26:13What was I thinking?
01:26:16It's strange.
01:26:32I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:35Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:37But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:47There are no protected places.
01:26:51The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:54Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:59You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:05If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me, they could
01:27:11realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
01:27:43I never lost it.
01:27:44I never lost it.
01:27:45I never lost it.
01:27:46I never lost it.
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01:27:48I never lost it.
01:27:49I never lost it.
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01:27:51I never lost it.
01:27:52I never lost it.
01:27:53I never lost it.
01:27:54I never lost it.
01:27:55I never lost it.
01:27:56I never lost it.
01:27:57I never lost it.
01:27:58I never lost it.
01:27:59I never lost it.
01:28:00I never lost it.
01:28:01I never lost it.
01:28:02I never lost it.
01:28:03I never lost it.
01:28:04I never lost it.
01:28:05I never lost it.
01:28:06I never lost it.
01:28:07I never lost it.
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01:28:09I never lost it.
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