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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:07No, it's great
00:06:08I didn't spot me
00:06:09What are you doing here?
00:06:10Oh, it's great
00:06:11What are you doing here?
00:06:12Oh, it's great
00:06:13You can't see
00:06:14You can't see
00:06:15Hey Emma
00:06:16What are you doing here?
00:06:17Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:06:18Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:06:19Hey Emma
00:06:20Hey Emma
00:06:21Hey, honey
00:06:22Come and spot me
00:06:23Okay
00:06:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:25What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:27Nice
00:06:28Great, it didn't spot me
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:38Can we get away?
00:06:39I'm away
00:06:40I'm away
00:06:55You are never getting up.
00:07:00I think I'll make the rules here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:14God, when are you gonna get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out one of these days.
00:07:31You're gonna get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:53but, uh, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:56I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it till next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:01I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you,
00:08:05and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time, and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:15You think that?
00:08:17What, that we should be together?
00:08:19You know, that we'd be bored?
00:08:20Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad?
00:08:32I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:36Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town, they're gonna go crazy.
00:08:43Or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad.
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah.
00:08:50We've heard that before.
00:08:51All right.
00:08:52I better go.
00:08:53They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this?
00:08:58An empty chair?
00:09:00See you around, square.
00:09:03Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:09Well, you should go.
00:09:10It'll be fun, right?
00:09:11Maybe.
00:09:12You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14Especially after this afternoon.
00:09:17Bye, baby.
00:09:18Bye.
00:09:20I'll miss you.
00:09:28I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:36Come on.
00:09:38Come on.
00:09:40C'mon.
00:09:41Is it all for money?
00:09:42Oh, for sure.
00:09:43Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:44Oh, for sure.
00:09:45It's time to blow your own son.
00:09:47Oh, for sure.
00:09:48For sure.
00:09:49Come on.
00:09:50For sure.
00:09:51Bashing down the block.
00:09:52My mind is twisted.
00:09:53Trying to get to the party early cause I know they've missed it.
00:09:55It's half past three.
00:09:56I know it's too early.
00:09:57But my homie's hangin' at the window
00:09:59How I never call these
00:10:00So I pull up through the curtain
00:10:02Let the air out
00:10:02Drop it to the ground
00:10:03But the sound's time to show up
00:10:05I pop the trunk
00:10:06I let the car burn on you
00:10:07Bump it so loud
00:10:08But your party's at the sun
00:10:09Heaven, that's it?
00:10:12We've died and gone to heaven
00:10:13Wow, you feel that, son?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months
00:10:17All right
00:10:18Well, looks like you get warmed up here
00:10:20I'm never leaving
00:10:22Midner's Cove party girls?
00:10:25That's us
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart
00:10:29You picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach
00:10:32And, hey, we got a pool
00:10:33And we got a stage
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage
00:10:36We got a hypnotist
00:10:38Let's you do what you always want
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man
00:10:42Whatever you need
00:10:43Whatever you want
00:10:43I'm your man
00:10:44Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point
00:10:47We got a different beach
00:10:48Big waves, bars
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here
00:10:52What do you got in these bags?
00:10:54Just bikinis?
00:10:54Here, give me that
00:10:55Whew, all you guys are hot
00:10:58We got lots of guys
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing
00:11:00Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting
00:11:04You know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother
00:11:16Alright, let's go
00:11:19Uh-huh
00:11:20So many hot boys up in here, so many girls in their underwear, pull up to my brother.
00:11:39Look, Kathleen.
00:11:41Remember when we were like this?
00:11:43I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:51There's always going to be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there's always going to be a guy, a career, and everything would just come naturally because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:05Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job, but we were going to have it all.
00:12:11Get married, have kids, guaranteed.
00:12:16We're going to be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:18Guaranteed.
00:12:20Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:24Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:27I don't feel that way.
00:12:29Yeah, you do.
00:12:30You do feel that way.
00:12:32You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:40I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you're getting.
00:12:43Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:45I need to do something different.
00:12:51Have fun.
00:12:52You know?
00:12:53I mean, life is...
00:12:55Who knows what a fella's about.
00:12:59I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up.
00:13:17Fats.
00:13:19She is gonna get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know, I know.
00:13:37Look at her.
00:13:42I think we should have fun.
00:13:44Let's go.
00:13:45I think we should have fun.
00:13:46Let's go.
00:14:03Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:05Three most beautiful girls here, and you're walking away?
00:14:08Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:10Just a little reality break.
00:14:13Reality?
00:14:14What is that?
00:14:15This is spring break.
00:14:16You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:17Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:19Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:21You guys have to do it.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23You know what you're missing?
00:14:24You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:27Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35You have any idea?
00:14:37Another thing.
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades race out.
00:14:40You know, like that movie When Harry met Sally.
00:14:42You seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44Oh, okay.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:47Who are you?
00:14:50Hello, girls.
00:14:51I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:52You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the most beautiful girls award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot your entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:09See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:14Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:37Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:41Look at this.
00:15:42He's so gorgeous.
00:15:43This is just the beginning.
00:15:45Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:16:10Bitch, you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist.
00:16:13But it's wired to them folk when they wired to sit.
00:16:16Clip nine one time, you got a dime for a hit.
00:16:19Certified gangsters and dimes in my clique.
00:16:23Look at that face.
00:16:24I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:26It's just another body, dude.
00:16:28Nuh-uh.
00:16:29Not just another body.
00:16:31Total innocence.
00:16:33But naughty.
00:16:35She's not gonna do anything.
00:16:36Not the type.
00:16:37She will.
00:16:38Look.
00:16:39The right situation.
00:16:40The right drugs.
00:16:41The right booze.
00:16:43Besides, when we're done with this, she wouldn't think she did everything.
00:16:48She's a thief.
00:16:49Ah!
00:16:50Alright,節 мин.
00:16:51A girl.
00:16:52Should the right see him?
00:16:53Hey, I know I'll lose.
00:16:57Hey little girl.
00:16:59Hey little girl.
00:17:02Do I love you?
00:17:05Woohoo!
00:17:08That would be a very small show.
00:17:10I wouldn't go to the side of your hands.
00:17:13Come on, come on, come on
00:17:17People and your stars
00:17:22Wanderers
00:17:40How about we got some drinks tonight?
00:17:42Can I get a ride?
00:17:45All right
00:17:47Here you go
00:17:49Get on that, get on that
00:17:51Here you go
00:17:52Let's do karate
00:17:53Take it off, come on, come on, come on
00:17:57Let's do it
00:17:58Good, good, good
00:18:00Good, good, good
00:18:02Good, good, good
00:18:04Good, good, good
00:18:06Good, good
00:18:07Good, good
00:18:09Here we go.
00:18:11Here we go.
00:18:13Here we go.
00:18:15Yeah!
00:18:17Good job, right?
00:18:19Whoo!
00:18:21Oh!
00:18:23Whoo-hoo!
00:18:25Whoo-hoo!
00:18:27Come on!
00:18:29Whoo-hoo!
00:18:31Whoo-hoo!
00:18:33Whoo-hoo!
00:18:35Whoo-hoo!
00:18:37Whoo-hoo!
00:18:39Whoo-hoo!
00:18:41Ahh!
00:18:43Ahh!
00:18:45Whoo-hoo!
00:18:47Whoo-hoo!
00:18:49Whoo-hoo!
00:18:51Sorry.
00:18:53Emma! Emma!
00:18:55Emma! Emma!
00:18:57Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:18:59Emma! Emma!
00:19:01Oh, God, yeah!
00:19:03Oh!
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:07Oh!
00:19:08Oh, God!
00:19:13Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:17Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:21Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:23Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:24Come on, baby!
00:19:25Come on.
00:19:27Do it for me.
00:19:29I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:33Oh, God!
00:19:35Come on, Emma!
00:19:37Come on, Emma!
00:19:39Yeah, right there.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:42Mm.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God!
00:19:47Oh!
00:19:49Oh, my God!
00:19:51Oh, God!
00:19:53Yeah!
00:19:55Oh, my God!
00:19:56Oh, yeah!
00:19:57Yeah!
00:19:58Yeah!
00:19:59That was amazing.
00:20:00That was amazing.
00:20:01I have a headache.
00:20:02You have a headache?
00:20:03You want an aspirin?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05Yeah?
00:20:06You need anything else?
00:20:07No.
00:20:08No, I just want an aspirin.
00:20:09There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:10You want to come?
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12Come on.
00:20:13I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:14You sure you're all right?
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:19No.
00:20:20No, I just want an aspirin.
00:20:21There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:22You want to come?
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:25I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:35Can you eat all of it?
00:20:37Better if she were down a little.
00:20:39I got it.
00:20:46Perfect.
00:20:52Dumb bitch.
00:21:09Dumb bitch.
00:21:10I've got to say, we're so proud of you,
00:21:11you're doing such a great job.
00:21:12And if you're the members of the board and the faculty
00:21:15want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:31That would be great.
00:21:32Just get some of my friends.
00:21:34I don't like my kids.
00:21:37I'm Charlie.
00:21:38I'm Charlie.
00:21:39I'm Charlie of the Year to Teacher of the Year.
00:21:42I'm serious.
00:21:43I love that.
00:21:44Oh, thank you for having me.
00:21:46It's all about the kids.
00:21:47I love it.
00:21:48I love that.
00:21:49I love that.
00:21:56I'm so happy.
00:22:03How did you get them to do all of that, huh?
00:22:10I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:16Want to give you a big head?
00:22:17You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on.
00:22:21I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I would.
00:22:28Will you stay over?
00:22:31Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift.
00:22:38But I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:40Okay?
00:22:41I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:45I love you.
00:22:48In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:22:58I wanted you to be there.
00:23:01You're right.
00:23:02What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:05I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:15What do you think?
00:23:16What do I think?
00:23:17I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:21Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:34How'd you stop me?
00:23:36No, you're kidding.
00:23:43By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:46I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:47Yeah, we all did.
00:23:48It was a little weird out there.
00:23:49Should have been there.
00:23:50See the new me.
00:23:53I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:23:56It's party time.
00:23:57From all over the country they come.
00:23:58You know what they want.
00:23:59That girl next door.
00:24:00They play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:01They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:02And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:03Get your credit card ready.
00:24:04Click the download button.
00:24:05Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:06No more hearts and porno queens.
00:24:07These are the girls next door.
00:24:08The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:25Oh my god.
00:24:38For the other teachers as well.
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:42I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:44I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:47Wow.
00:24:48I...
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:51I'm flattered.
00:24:52I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:56Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:00Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:03First you come back from California positively glowing.
00:25:06And now you're holding seminars.
00:25:08It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:12It's a great idea.
00:25:14But it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:21School politics are funny.
00:25:23I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but...
00:25:26You just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:35Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:38I'm going to get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:25:42Is that who it looks like?
00:25:44These are the girls' sex-door.
00:25:46Can't be.
00:25:47It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:49Though it's different, more extreme.
00:25:50Didn't she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:52You watched the whole thing.
00:25:53It's her.
00:25:55Gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:56You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:26:00Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:02Well, most.
00:26:03Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:05Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:07You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:09Maybe it's time.
00:26:10Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shin?
00:26:15So what if it is?
00:26:16It's not the end of the world.
00:26:20I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:22Why?
00:26:23What's wrong with it?
00:26:25Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:28I don't think so.
00:26:29I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:31I mean, history.
00:26:32Family.
00:26:33Roots.
00:26:34I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:36It's our home.
00:26:37I mean, what?
00:26:38Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:41It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:43You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:46I mean, anywhere.
00:26:47Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:51All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:55No, I didn't say that.
00:26:56Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:01Did something happen out there?
00:27:03Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:08With someone else?
00:27:09Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay?
00:27:14I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you?
00:27:20For us?
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:27I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else.
00:27:30I don't know what.
00:27:31But by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:35David, nothing's changed.
00:27:38Yeah, maybe.
00:27:40But at least it's in the open now.
00:27:42Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:44You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Kate, listen.
00:27:50I love you and you love me.
00:27:52Those are the facts.
00:27:54Yeah, but no, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:57Okay?
00:27:58I like my job.
00:27:59It makes me feel good.
00:28:00Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry.
00:28:07I've got to go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:11I love you.
00:28:12I'll see you soon.
00:28:24I'll be right back next time.
00:28:41Don't keep me laughing.
00:28:50I don't know.
00:29:20I'm sure
00:29:50there's some kind
00:29:51of reasonable
00:29:51explanation here.
00:29:54Mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought
00:29:58you should know
00:29:58someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:03If somebody
00:30:03would say something
00:30:07like that,
00:30:08don't I get a chance
00:30:09to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be
00:30:12a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance
00:30:14to it,
00:30:15then we can forget
00:30:15that we ever had
00:30:16this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important
00:30:20that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed
00:30:23to do?
00:30:24Somebody that
00:30:25I don't know
00:30:27who it is
00:30:28is saying
00:30:29that I'm in some
00:30:30porno film
00:30:31that they won't identify
00:30:33and I what?
00:30:34If you like
00:30:35to take the rest
00:30:36of the day off.
00:30:37I wouldn't like
00:30:38to take the rest
00:30:39of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done
00:30:41anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma,
00:30:46it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it
00:30:48a formal suspension,
00:30:49but
00:30:49just take a couple
00:30:52of days off.
00:30:53She wouldn't even
00:31:04tell me
00:31:04what they were
00:31:04talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was
00:31:07about you
00:31:07in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything
00:31:10weird when you were
00:31:11in San Diego,
00:31:11did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean,
00:31:13we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took
00:31:16our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone
00:31:18to San Tropez.
00:31:20I mean,
00:31:21you're sure you
00:31:22let go a little.
00:31:22It was vacation.
00:31:23It was more silly
00:31:24than anything.
00:31:26Yeah,
00:31:26but silly to you
00:31:26can be salacious
00:31:27to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean,
00:31:29the trouble with
00:31:29this kind of thing
00:31:30is there will always
00:31:30be somebody
00:31:31who believes it
00:31:31because they secretly
00:31:32want it to be true.
00:31:35No,
00:31:36I haven't heard
00:31:36anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah,
00:31:37I tried to call Lorraine,
00:31:38but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um,
00:31:41I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know
00:31:46if this thing exists.
00:31:49I mean,
00:31:49do you know
00:31:50where I would find
00:31:51this type of thing?
00:31:51But I mean,
00:31:52what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma,
00:31:54Steph,
00:31:55and Lorraine
00:31:55flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay,
00:31:58well,
00:31:58if you talk to Lorraine,
00:31:59tell her to call me,
00:32:00all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:02Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand,
00:32:43Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing
00:32:45a pretty good job
00:32:45for the church.
00:32:47Well,
00:32:47if you want to make a change,
00:32:48that's fine,
00:32:49but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean,
00:32:52it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just,
00:32:54I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look,
00:32:57if it's something we did,
00:32:58I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs
00:33:01and tell Henry
00:33:02to cancel that
00:33:02Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews
00:33:05just canceled
00:33:05their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three
00:33:07of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:13What the hell
00:33:14do you think
00:33:14you're talking about?
00:33:15What the hell do you think
00:33:15you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:16Hey, look.
00:33:17Nobody is stumping
00:33:18to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave,
00:33:20I'm sorry as hell,
00:33:21all right?
00:33:21We've all known
00:33:22Emerald online.
00:33:22Hey, hey, hey.
00:33:23Hey, all I did
00:33:24was stumble across something.
00:33:25Hey, look, Dave, look.
00:33:26Dave.
00:33:27It's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there.
00:33:30It's not Emma.
00:33:31I live in these streets
00:33:36the same VT's
00:33:37on the covers,
00:33:38man,
00:33:38people,
00:33:39trap.
00:33:40Brian,
00:33:40in a trap with chips,
00:33:42you better find
00:33:43a hustle,
00:33:44man,
00:33:44what's,
00:33:44what's,
00:33:45what's,
00:33:45I got the
00:33:47afraid
00:33:47out of the
00:33:48westerns.
00:33:52Oh, yeah.
00:34:20She doesn't have
00:34:38tenure.
00:34:39I mean,
00:34:39what is the policy
00:34:40in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right
00:34:42to bring it to the board.
00:34:45The school could be sued.
00:34:47Even the public airing
00:34:48of such an issue
00:34:48would be damaging
00:34:49to the school.
00:34:50It's also
00:34:52a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon,
00:34:54the kids are gonna
00:34:55get wind of this
00:34:55and get curious.
00:34:57And I, for one,
00:34:58do not want to be
00:34:59explaining to my
00:35:00seven-year-old
00:35:00what pornography is.
00:35:02No, I haven't said
00:35:02anything till now
00:35:03because she's
00:35:05such a good teacher
00:35:06and she presents
00:35:07herself so well.
00:35:10But if she stays,
00:35:12I'm pulling Jason
00:35:13out of school.
00:35:13Hi.
00:35:19You ought to check
00:35:21your machine
00:35:21rang about
00:35:22a thousand times.
00:35:24Maybe it's not
00:35:25working.
00:35:26Anyway,
00:35:27uh,
00:35:28you haven't answered
00:35:29my email yet.
00:35:31What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:35Well,
00:35:36things are pretty
00:35:36crappy here.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:40Bye.
00:35:40I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44Hey.
00:36:07Your choice
00:36:08is either resign
00:36:09or I will have
00:36:09to take this
00:36:10to the district
00:36:10and initiate
00:36:11a formal dismissal.
00:36:13Now,
00:36:13if you resign,
00:36:13there can be
00:36:14some reason,
00:36:15something neutral,
00:36:16something that
00:36:16won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you
00:36:18frame the situation
00:36:20so it won't
00:36:21affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything.
00:36:25How could you
00:36:26believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean,
00:36:28at least let me
00:36:29talk to who's
00:36:29spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer
00:36:31a case of an
00:36:31unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:35I have not
00:36:36seen the material,
00:36:37but others have.
00:36:38Teachers' parents.
00:36:41I will look at it
00:36:42if I have to,
00:36:42as will the district.
00:36:43What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:47I tried looking
00:36:48on the internet.
00:36:49You know,
00:36:49I don't have to
00:36:50accept this.
00:36:51I have a right
00:36:52to fight this
00:36:52and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:56You do have
00:36:57a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay
00:37:00down the process.
00:37:03I fire you
00:37:04for cause.
00:37:05In this district,
00:37:06that is automatically
00:37:07reviewed by the
00:37:08superintendent
00:37:08and the board.
00:37:09now,
00:37:10you can appeal
00:37:11at a district level,
00:37:13which will bring
00:37:13the whole sordid
00:37:14business into the
00:37:15public arena,
00:37:16but you should think
00:37:18very carefully about
00:37:19that before you do.
00:37:21Litigation,
00:37:22being what it is
00:37:22this day,
00:37:23it would have to be
00:37:23messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:26It doesn't usually
00:37:28lose.
00:37:30Emma,
00:37:31I'm trying to do
00:37:32you a favor.
00:37:34If you fight it,
00:37:35it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're
00:37:36exonerated,
00:37:37even if it turns out
00:37:38to be nothing,
00:37:38it will be
00:37:39on your record.
00:37:40every time you go
00:37:42for an interview,
00:37:43true or not,
00:37:44it'll be there.
00:37:45People,
00:37:46parents,
00:37:47will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:51Now,
00:37:51you think a school
00:37:52is going to go
00:37:53against parents
00:37:53in hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me,
00:37:58I'm thinking
00:37:58of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:06It's not fair.
00:38:10I have to say
00:38:14goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think
00:38:15that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute
00:38:19already in place.
00:38:20Your things will be
00:38:20gathered and delivered
00:38:21to you.
00:38:22How can you just
00:38:23have somebody
00:38:24disappear from
00:38:25their lives?
00:38:29You can't just
00:38:30yank somebody
00:38:31from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait!
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:46She wouldn't let me
00:38:47say goodbye
00:38:47to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually
00:38:54more than we are.
00:38:56At least now
00:38:57we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:02Look,
00:39:03I know it's lousy,
00:39:04but sometimes
00:39:06it doesn't really matter
00:39:07whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look,
00:39:11it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14It's up to you.
00:39:14I've got to be strong.
00:39:15I've got to be strong.
00:39:16I've got to be strong.
00:39:17I've got to be strong.
00:39:17I've got to be strong.
00:39:18I've got to be strong.
00:39:19I've got to be strong.
00:39:20I've got to be strong.
00:39:21I've got to be strong.
00:39:22I've got to be strong.
00:39:23I've got to be strong.
00:39:24I've got to be strong.
00:39:25I've got to be strong.
00:39:26I've got to be strong.
00:39:27I've got to be strong.
00:39:28I've got to be strong.
00:39:29I've got to be strong.
00:39:30I've got to be strong.
00:39:31I've got to be strong.
00:39:32I've got to be strong.
00:39:33I've got to be strong.
00:39:34I've got to be strong.
00:39:35I don't know.
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:35I don't know.
00:41:05I don't know.
00:41:35I don't know.
00:42:05I don't know.
00:42:35I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:35I saw your film.
00:43:38Emma, I saw the video.
00:43:43Did you hear me?
00:43:46I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:55And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called the girl's wilding.
00:44:00It's called the girl's wilding Mintner's Cove.
00:44:01What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:03Are you drunk?
00:44:05Huh?
00:44:06Were you high?
00:44:07And maybe I could understand what you would...
00:44:09Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, all right?
00:44:12I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:19David, will you?
00:44:20David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:22I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please.
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites.
00:44:33Everywhere.
00:44:34Most of them.
00:44:35I really thought I...
00:44:37I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:39David, just...
00:44:40No.
00:44:41No, save it.
00:44:42I can't.
00:44:43I just...
00:44:44I can't.
00:44:45I just...
00:44:46I can't.
00:44:47I just...
00:44:48I can't.
00:44:49I can't.
00:44:50I can't.
00:44:51I can't.
00:44:52I can't.
00:44:53I can't.
00:44:54I can't.
00:44:55I can't.
00:44:56I can't.
00:44:57I can't.
00:44:58I can't.
00:44:59I can't.
00:45:07Oh, God.
00:45:12Oh, my God.
00:45:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16Right there, right there.
00:45:18Oh, God.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:24Oh...
00:45:25Come on, come on, come on.
00:45:56Northern Printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi. How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine. How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad?
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:15What's wrong, baby?
00:46:17God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:24I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:29but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:32but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video? What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:40but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Look, come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:55No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:58All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:00No.
00:47:01Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:02I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:06I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:09I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13Whenever you take this, I can handle it attitude, it's like...
00:47:15Okay?
00:47:16Uh, okay.
00:47:17All right.
00:47:18Call me tomorrow.
00:47:19Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:27I saw it.
00:47:28You guys earned it a little, but they have me doing stuff.
00:47:30With that guy.
00:47:31I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:32I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:34I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:36We drank a lot.
00:47:37Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:40I don't know, Em, I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:57I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:07Do you remember that charades game, faking the orgasm?
00:48:09Orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg, or whatever his name was.
00:48:20I mean, it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful. It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:34I mean, and I can't blame him, you know? I can't.
00:48:40What about Lori and me? Were we in it?
00:48:43God, I mean, a little bit. I don't know. I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:48This could really hurt my career. I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't. I have to figure things out.
00:48:56I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:59I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here, it'll all be okay. I think we should stick together.
00:49:12Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:19Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:23Um, it's okay. I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:33Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:35I know. I know it does.
00:49:37But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:45I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:48You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:51Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:56Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more, or it was somebody else.
00:50:10You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:19I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:26I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:28But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something, or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:36People see me and I think they know.
00:50:40They look at me and I can't stand it.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:51I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:57She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:04She said it would be better if you moved away.
00:51:08To some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:12With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:23I'm your friend.
00:51:25I know you're a good person.
00:51:27You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even the school isn't.
00:51:34David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:44Who you are and what you're going to do about it.
00:51:47No.
00:51:49No.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51No.
00:51:52No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:03No.
00:52:04No.
00:52:08Let's get out of here.
00:52:10What are you waiting for?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13No nor he wants to find at all...
00:52:14I don't know.
00:52:44I don't know.
00:53:14I don't know.
00:53:44I don't know.
00:54:14I don't know.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:15Please.
00:55:16It worked.
00:55:17Please.
00:55:18Please.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20Hey.
00:55:21Get up here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help.
00:55:23Please.
00:55:24Help.
00:55:25Please.
00:55:26Help.
00:55:27Help.
00:55:28Oh, God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetie.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:33It's okay.
00:55:34It's okay.
00:55:35All right.
00:55:36I'm calling the police.
00:55:37Oh, God.
00:55:38It's okay.
00:55:39Oh, God.
00:55:40Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:42I'm going home.
00:55:46No, Emma.
00:55:48You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51I just got to get out of here.
00:55:53It's okay.
00:55:54It was okay.
00:55:55It's okay.
00:55:56I'll call you.
00:56:00Good boy, babe.
00:56:03And it's okay.
00:56:05I've got to get away with this.
00:56:07Dad?
00:56:37You awake?
00:57:07I take it then, it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things, so I don't want you to think you can't come
00:57:35to me, you know?
00:58:05That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:07I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:18I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but...
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:24Hey, Em!
00:58:25What are you doing home?
00:58:27Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:35It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do, but you could have had
00:58:41this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute-generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis, where we mixed up all the heads
00:58:59with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did, like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously, you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's
00:59:31dangering woman.
00:59:32Um, Emma, I would love to help you, but, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league
00:59:41here.
00:59:42I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down their clubs, say, oh, to protect you from this
01:00:00happening?
01:00:01Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays
01:00:05consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:13At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she showed me a better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:47Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get
01:00:51Academy Awards for less.
01:00:53Or worse.
01:00:55Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not that Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09I mean, your mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14Happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what, what ordinary girls and those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:28I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life and you're, what the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:02I'm thinking right here, all right?
01:02:04I'm not playing my dream!
01:02:09Those are never, anyhow?
01:02:16My poster!
01:02:18Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:20They hear the parents say no to that.
01:02:27They never stop playing.
01:02:28I'm not playing a prisoner.
01:02:30There was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:36Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:41On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls
01:02:42all morning, people expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:52Sure you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because
01:02:57you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:07I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't
01:03:12around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done
01:03:23with somebody that I loved.
01:03:27But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:41We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:55But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:49Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:57Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:04video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:13Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar.
01:05:18You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:20that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're gonna have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both gonna have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:31do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter
01:05:33what it looked like they did,
01:05:35or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:39This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:51More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:55What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:57Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:22The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:31So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you,
01:06:34and the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom, oh, the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:40It's fake.
01:06:43It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh my God, thank you so much.
01:06:46Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:06:52You see, this is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:06:57You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh yes, but do you really expect
01:07:13the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case
01:07:29of identity theft.
01:07:30On the other, to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:41appearing in a public display that allowed them
01:07:43to use your tape, even acting out asexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shimmery in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job, stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person, you know,
01:08:08the damage to your reputation is usually considered minimal.
01:08:12You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:21You're a little unique, but there are a large number
01:08:23of women who go someplace like you did.
01:08:26Well, say, Spring Break or Mardi Gras
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:41The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:57That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic, but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics which degrade and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:12Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19The man who stalked you probably thought
01:09:20you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up to do soft and hard-core for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:30How many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years, we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49The Supreme Court of Washington state ruled
01:09:51that a woman was not protected in a check-out line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom
01:10:02against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have
01:10:09and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:13Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know, and if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands, maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist for all the influence
01:10:34they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:42A lawyer there said that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the internet, in stores.
01:10:49You know, maybe it's impossible, and all I want
01:10:56is for people to look at me the way that they used to.
01:11:02David.
01:11:04Oh, honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off, you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42Look, it's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:47They took something from me, and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me.
01:12:07And then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid that I gave up.
01:12:17I gave myself up.
01:12:20And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:24it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it,
01:12:32because if I don't, then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:40I'm always going to mark your head at home.
01:12:41And I'll take my hand at home.
01:12:43I'm always going to see that right now.
01:12:43I've decided to record the fucking day.
01:12:43I've just been happy that I want to take something
01:12:45to my clothes and to my clothes and to my clothes.
01:12:45I think I can't let this hang out.
01:12:48If I can take my clothes, I can't leave myself at home.
01:12:59It's just a small or just a small house,
01:13:00and the town's my house to the house,
01:13:02and I don't care about it.
01:13:03But I've always got my clothes.
01:13:04I've been quite a lot of money on it.
01:13:05So I don't know.
01:13:06Well, I know if I get nothing to do it.
01:13:06I don't know if I get business to do it.
01:13:07Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:22Still in high school?
01:13:24I need to find them.
01:13:27No, you don't.
01:13:28You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:30No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:32You don't understand.
01:13:34I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:45You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:55Believe me.
01:14:04She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this.
01:14:11But they wouldn't give me an appointment.
01:14:13She said he'd be in court.
01:14:15He'd be gone for three weeks.
01:14:17L.A. is so huge.
01:14:19I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:24Find out which one.
01:14:25In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in.
01:14:27But all the trials are posted.
01:14:29I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:33How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:35Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:41Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:43Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:45No.
01:14:47My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:49If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:55Just five minutes.
01:14:58All right?
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01What do you want?
01:15:03Excuse me?
01:15:04You want money?
01:15:05Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down a production house?
01:15:09A hotel?
01:15:10You want your reputation back?
01:15:11A public apology?
01:15:12Come back when you know.
01:15:13I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:15Look, in California there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:20There's a few civil codes we could pursue,
01:15:22but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:24You think in our litigious world where you can get millions
01:15:27from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance?
01:15:36But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:39I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:45There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:50Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars
01:15:58to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft
01:16:03or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:07Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights
01:16:09and our privacy rights.
01:16:10They put my head on another body.
01:16:12That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it
01:16:16or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert
01:16:21who's going to testify.
01:16:22The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary
01:16:29and what wasn't.
01:16:30That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:33Would they hold a gun to your head?
01:16:35Listen, juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:39High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn,
01:16:47who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:51Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:53You were fired from your job.
01:16:55That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:09That means the locks of inspirational intelligent cell.
01:17:14Alright.
01:17:15I'm gonna mess it up.
01:17:16You can find the fingers of Spike полностью.
01:17:18Hi, does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:19Uh, do you know who does?
01:17:28Hi.
01:17:29Are you here to shoot someone, or get a job?
01:17:34How does someone in charge?
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintness Cove's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it? It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:57You are so good.
01:17:59I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised. It's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:06It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right. I see lots of girls.
01:18:10Lot of girls.
01:18:12Here is the new cover.
01:18:14You are going to be a star.
01:18:16I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:18Sorry?
01:18:19You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:23You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started, but...
01:18:31Now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire, we don't have to.
01:18:36We even get releases.
01:18:38Today girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:40No, I never signed a release.
01:18:42And I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:45You're not kidding.
01:18:46Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:48S-O-B.
01:18:53Con me.
01:18:54Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:18:58Boy, he did a damn good job.
01:19:00I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:03You have to recall it.
01:19:04You've got to be nuts.
01:19:06Look, I'm sorry you got screwed. Excuse the pun.
01:19:09But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:12And this is a big seller. We could break a record with this one.
01:19:15I can talk to the police. I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:19I've beaten him so many times he might as well work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:30I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:39No, $10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:52Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:56Are you really this dumb?
01:19:59You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:03This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:10He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:16If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:21Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:26It'll be over soon.
01:20:28Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:30You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:34You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:37In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:40I don't know.
01:20:41What's the point?
01:20:42I don't know.
01:20:44I don't know.
01:20:45I'm not going to...
01:20:46You guys look good out there.
01:20:47Come on, man.
01:20:49Nice to meet you, man.
01:20:50You don't know what you're looking for here.
01:20:51He's gonna be a police officer.
01:20:52They're hitting security.
01:20:53Now, you're going to get security.
01:20:55This is a pity.
01:20:56I'm gonna be a nice place.
01:20:57I think you've got a knife knife.
01:20:58You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this. Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:57Please, please.
01:21:59Please, please.
01:22:03Please, please.
01:22:07Please, please.
01:22:09Please, please.
01:22:13Please, please.
01:22:17Please, please.
01:22:39Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:49I know. I meet a lot of pretty girls. I don't...
01:22:54Mintner's Cove? You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:01How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look. If you want some money, I'd make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:08You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:10I don't want any money.
01:23:12Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, alright? That's it.
01:23:16That isn't it.
01:23:18Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So this is it.
01:23:48Guess where you made it?
01:23:50What are you gonna do? You gonna arrest me?
01:23:53You gonna call the cops?
01:23:56You know what? I do remember you.
01:23:59That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:03Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:07So that's it, huh? That's why you used me.
01:24:11What else?
01:24:13What? It ruined your life?
01:24:16You gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:19For what?
01:24:20For cheating?
01:24:24For lying?
01:24:29For stealing your soul?
01:24:34What? Your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:38Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:41They're jealous.
01:24:42You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:45No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:47You want a perfect life, all in need and orderly?
01:24:50You stay in Kansas.
01:24:52That night, you wanted it.
01:24:56You were on.
01:24:58You really wanted it.
01:25:01You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:05I could even rape you.
01:25:08And nobody would believe you.
01:25:13You're pathetic.
01:25:14Is that what you do?
01:25:15Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:16That's it?
01:25:17That's your life.
01:25:18Making phony tapes.
01:25:19You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:36Is that what you do?
01:25:38Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're going to rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:42That's your life, making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48It's my shit.
01:25:49You know what?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm going to kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:58Look at this.
01:25:59It's absurd.
01:26:01What?
01:26:06Ha!
01:26:07You?
01:26:12I was afraid of you.
01:26:15What was I thinking?
01:26:29It's strange.
01:26:31I've never felt more afraid to create it
01:26:36humiliated.
01:26:37But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:42I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:49There are no protected places.
01:26:51The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:55Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:58You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:05If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me, they could
01:27:11realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:14I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
01:27:19Just go to your shop or you click YouTube to document up your tool.
01:27:23Aไดth house.
01:27:24To get more information, can we take money from you.
01:27:27It doesn't matter what you will do to you.
01:27:29My love is, you will be with you.
01:27:31I do not believe that.
01:27:32I totally will deber you access your apps with your phone.
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