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00:00Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life, a-roving over the sea.
00:10Give me a career as a buccaneer, it's the life of a pirate for me.
00:14Oh, the life of a pirate for me.
00:20Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life, they never bury your bones.
00:25For when it's all over a jolly sea, Robert drops in on his friend Davy Jones.
00:29Oh, my good friend Davy Jones.
00:33Good morning, shipmate.
00:35And what's good about it, Mr. Spee?
00:39Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island.
00:43While his nids plays Ring Around the Rosey with Peter Pan.
00:48Oh, you ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.
00:53Why, I've almost forgotten how to slit a throat.
00:57Get her up, it...
00:59And tell the captain we want to put the sea.
01:02Sea?
01:07Peter Pan!
01:08You can see it!
01:12Blast that Peter Pan!
01:14If I could only find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair.
01:19But where is it?
01:22Mermaid Lagoon.
01:24Now, we've searched that.
01:27We've combed Cannibal Cove.
01:31Here!
01:32No, no, no, no, that's India, Lieutenant.
01:35But wait.
01:39Those redskins know this island better than I do me own ship.
01:45Ah.
01:46I wonder.
01:49Good morning, captain.
01:51I've got it!
01:52Tiger Lily, Smeet!
01:53Tiger Lily, captain?
01:55Tiger Lily, captain?
01:56The chief's daughter.
01:58She'll know where Pan is hiding.
02:01But, but, but, but, but, but, well, she can't, captain.
02:04Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.
02:08Now, let me see.
02:10Boiling in oil.
02:13Keel oil.
02:14Le Barone.
02:17My pirate life is a wonderful life.
02:22You'll find adventure and sport.
02:27But live every minute for all that is in it.
02:30The life of a pirate is short.
02:36Smoothie love.
02:44Now, let me see.
02:48Where was I?
02:49Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain, look.
02:51Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza?
02:54It ain't good form, you know.
02:57Good form, Mr. Smeet?
03:00But good form!
03:02Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?
03:06Why, captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say.
03:10Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile, that cursed beast, like the taste of me so well,
03:17he's followed me ever since.
03:19Licking his chops for the rest of me.
03:23He'd have heard you by now, captain, if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock.
03:28But now when he's about, he warns you, as you might say, with his tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
03:40Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
04:10Smeet, please, don't let him get me, Smeet, Smeet.
04:14Here, now, shame on you, upsetting the poor captain.
04:18There'll be no rain doubts today.
04:19See, now, see.
04:20Go on, go on, up it.
04:21Off you the arse, go away, go away, go away, out of it.
04:28Is he gone, Smeet?
04:30Aye, captain, all clear.
04:32Nothing to worry about.
04:34Oh, Smeet, Smeet, I can't stand it any longer, I tell you, I can't.
04:37No, no, no, no, captain.
04:39Oh, just relax.
04:41What you need is a shave, a nice, soothing shave.
04:46There, now.
04:48Oh, plainly flight is a wonderful life, a sailing over the sea.
04:54Give me a career as a captain.
04:56You know I can't help, Nelson.
04:58You just don't win your usual jolly self of life.
05:01Give me a career as a buccaneer, and the crew's getting a might on an easy captain.
05:07That is what's left of it.
05:10Now, why don't we put the sea, see?
05:15Leave Neverland.
05:17Forget Peter Pan.
05:19There, now.
05:21It'll be a lot happier,
05:24not to mention a lot healthier.
05:31Captain!
05:33Oh, dear.
05:34I never shaved him this close before.
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:40Now, don't worry, captain.
05:41It must be somewhere about...
05:43Get up, you idiot!
05:46I see.
05:51Oh!
05:52I found it, captain.
05:54Good as new.
05:55Why, you blithering blockhead!
05:58Peter Pan, ahoy!
06:00What?
06:01Far away!
06:02Three points of the starboard bow!
06:05Swuggle me eyes in each pen.
06:08Headed this way with some one of those scurvy brats.
06:11Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew.
06:14I see.
06:15Pipe up the crew.
06:15Pipe up the crew.
06:16All hands on deck.
06:19All hands on deck.
06:21All hands on deck.
06:25All hands on deck.
06:30Look alive, you swans!
06:33We've got him this time, Mr. Smee.
06:35Yeah, captain.
06:37Man the long time, you bilge rats!
06:40I've waited years for this.
06:42That's not counting the holidays, is it?
06:44Double the powder and sharpen the fuse!
06:47Sharpen the powder and double the fuse!
06:48No, if you decide, Mr. Smee, we'll putt him like sitting ducks.
06:53All right, man!
06:54Range 42!
06:55Range 42!
06:56Range 42!
06:57Elevation 65!
06:58Elevation 65!
06:59Elevation 65!
07:00Three degrees west!
07:02Three degrees west!
07:03Steady now!
07:04Steady!
07:05Steady!
07:06Steady!
07:09Oh, Peter!
07:10It's just as I've always dreamed it would be.
07:13Oh, look, John.
07:14There's Mermaid Lagoon.
07:15By Jove.
07:16And the Indian encampment!
07:19Oh, look!
07:21There's Captain Hook the pirate!
07:25Look out!
07:30Look, take... take Wendy and the boys to the island.
07:32I'll stay here and draw looks fire.
07:37Fuck!
07:38Fuck you, try this!
07:40Here!
07:46Tinkerbell!
07:48Not so fast!
07:50Please, Tinkerbell!
07:52We can't keep up with you!
07:55Tinkerbell!
07:57Wait!
08:16Tinkerbell!
08:17Tinkerbell!
08:18Tinkerbell!
08:19Tinkerbell!
08:20Tinkerbell!
08:21Ouch!
08:24Saw!
08:25Who?
08:29Who ya shabba?
08:30You gots who?
08:32What's going on?
08:34Oh, oh, oh, oh!
08:40What?
08:41Orders from Pan?
08:42Hold it, man.
08:43Hold it, man!
08:45What's the orders, Tink?
08:48A terrible what?
08:49Randy Bird!
08:50Randy Bird?
08:52Flying this way?
08:54Pan's orders are...
08:55What?
08:57Smash!
08:58Tinkerbell!
08:59Stop!
09:02Oh, shoot!
09:03Shoot at that!
09:04Yes, get down!
09:06Come on, throw a tick!
09:07Let's go!
09:08Yeah, come on!
09:09Let's go, then!
09:10You need to get through this!
09:11You're proof!
09:12You're proof!
09:13One of the judges,
09:14You are proof!
09:15We were here!
09:17Go!
09:19But I'm a winner!
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