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00:00:00Doors open, Christopher. Come on in.
00:00:11Okay, I'm here. So what's the big news?
00:00:15Mrs. Friedlander is giving me a shot to become editor of First Look.
00:00:21My first cover story? A male makeover.
00:00:24Congrats! You're not making me over, I hope.
00:00:27No. A sports writer.
00:00:30He's a real man-child. You are perfect.
00:00:33As are you.
00:00:34Here you go. Non-fat, half-calf, sugar-free extra film latte. Just the way you like it.
00:00:39I'm afraid it's going to have to be to go. I just have a minute.
00:00:42I thought we were going to be able to sit down and talk about this.
00:00:45I need a crash course in navigating the male ego.
00:00:48No, I can't stay. I'm in studio to break in for an update.
00:00:51We have team coverage for Stormview.
00:00:53Oh, no. I'm supposed to visit Mandy at her photo shoot.
00:00:56Well, I can't go out there like this. I'm wearing silk.
00:00:58Ooh, we can't be too careful with silk.
00:01:02Well, sorry, babe. I gotta go. Love you.
00:01:07Love you more.
00:01:08Okay, now. Arch your back, Mandy, dear.
00:01:14Oh, that's it. Fantastic.
00:01:17Oh, sorry. I'm late.
00:01:20Oh, the rain.
00:01:22Or, as the rest of the country calls it, drizzle.
00:01:24So, Ash, what do you think?
00:01:28What are you selling? The lingerie or the champagne?
00:01:31The lamp.
00:01:32Enough crosstalk.
00:01:34Mandy, you're too accessible.
00:01:37Um, scowl for me, sweetie.
00:01:40Oh, that's it. That's it.
00:01:42I have a crazy new assignment that I need your help with.
00:01:46I'm making over Pete Camden.
00:01:50Pete Camden, the sports columnist.
00:01:53I think I may be in over my head on this one.
00:01:55I've never known you to run from a challenge.
00:01:56Ever since we first met in fat camp...
00:01:58You didn't hear that.
00:02:00...first met in summer camp?
00:02:02You've always been up for a challenge.
00:02:03Yes, but you can't change guys that don't want to be changed.
00:02:07And I have a feeling that Pete likes himself just the way he is.
00:02:11God knows why.
00:02:12Well, don't be so sure Pete likes the way he is.
00:02:15I mean, every man wants to be changed.
00:02:17We just don't want to admit it.
00:02:19It's part of the male mystique.
00:02:20You know, we play the role of this self-satisfied stud.
00:02:24Deep down, we'd like nothing more than have some woman come around
00:02:28to make us more appealing.
00:02:30Really?
00:02:30Oh, absolutely.
00:02:31Self-esteem goes through the roof.
00:02:33You didn't hear that.
00:02:37So, Vincent, you think this is a good idea?
00:02:39Me putting up with all of Pete's nonsense
00:02:41so that I can make him a better person?
00:02:43Think of it this way.
00:02:45You're taking mercy on his poor soul, right?
00:02:48Right?
00:03:03Well, I'll be here to meet you.
00:03:05Stop it.
00:03:07I'll see you later.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:09Hi, Pete.
00:03:19I think it's time that we officially met.
00:03:21I'm Ashley Boyd.
00:03:23I'm a fashion reporter at The Post.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25We've met before, actually.
00:03:27Or almost, anyway.
00:03:28I sat down next to you at a staff meeting one time,
00:03:30and you got up, took your stuff, and moved two seats down.
00:03:34It's a really classy move.
00:03:35Thanks.
00:03:36Didn't you feel good?
00:03:36Let's let bygones be bygones, shall we?
00:03:41Smitty.
00:03:43Chili burger.
00:03:45Heavy on the chili.
00:03:46Extra chili on the side.
00:03:47Just the way I like it.
00:03:49Oh, thank you.
00:03:52Ma'am?
00:03:52Oh, no.
00:03:54Nothing for me, thanks.
00:03:55I seem to have lost my appetite.
00:04:00You really should try them.
00:04:02Oh.
00:04:05Uh, I'd like to ask you to work with me.
00:04:09Really?
00:04:10What can a sports writer do for the ladies' section?
00:04:14Actually, it's what I can do for you.
00:04:17See, it's always about what I can do for you.
00:04:20Oh, sorry about that.
00:04:21Hold on.
00:04:22Come here.
00:04:22No, no, I got it.
00:04:23Oh, no, oh!
00:04:23No, I got it.
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25Oh, you know what?
00:04:26We got beer.
00:04:26It's all good.
00:04:27It's like a man's seltzer.
00:04:28Oh, my gosh.
00:04:29Whatever you're doing.
00:04:29I was trying to help him.
00:04:31Sorry.
00:04:32It's not that bad.
00:04:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:04:35I'm good.
00:04:35It's, it's, it's gonna be fine.
00:04:39What I'd like to do is called a makeover.
00:04:42Pass.
00:04:43It's supposed to be to help you for your upcoming book tour.
00:04:47I don't need your help.
00:04:48You're gonna be out there selling a book, okay?
00:04:50In today's market, what that means is, you're also gonna be selling yourself.
00:04:55There's something in it for you as well.
00:04:57Really?
00:04:58Oh, yeah.
00:04:58Women love a guy who looks good.
00:05:00The thing is, women already like me the way I am.
00:05:04I get plenty of dates.
00:05:04All right.
00:05:06Come on, Pete.
00:05:08Give it a try.
00:05:09It'll change your life.
00:05:10I promise.
00:05:12And anyways, what have you got to lose?
00:05:16That was such a nice thing to say.
00:05:18Thanks a lot.
00:05:19Really sweet of you.
00:05:20I didn't mean it like that.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:24I'll be honest.
00:05:25I'm not perfect like you.
00:05:26I got that.
00:05:27But I have something that's working right now.
00:05:31Okay?
00:05:32Nobody will say that I'm not one of the guys.
00:05:34In fact, I'm king of them.
00:05:35And that means a lot to me.
00:05:36So if I let you come in here and start messing around with that, and it doesn't work, well,
00:05:46then there's no turning back.
00:05:48And I am just a certified loser.
00:05:52So no thank you.
00:05:55Hey, Smitty.
00:05:56Yeah?
00:05:57Susie Style.
00:05:58She's got the check.
00:05:59Okay?
00:06:00You got it, Pete.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:04So why me?
00:06:05Well, look, they just want you to cut your hair, wash your clothes, something, something.
00:06:09Cut me a break here, okay?
00:06:11I deserve a little respect.
00:06:12I'm the franchise.
00:06:14People buy this paper just to read my column.
00:06:17That's because they haven't met you.
00:06:19Yeah, well, I got the book coming out.
00:06:21I got the whole publicity tour set up, so...
00:06:23Exactly.
00:06:24You see, your book tour will unsell books.
00:06:27Now, don't think for a second that they won't cancel that book tour.
00:06:31If you don't do, then it can be very persuasive.
00:06:35Oh, okay.
00:06:36The whole who signs your paycheck thing again.
00:06:38That's right.
00:06:44So, I understand you're in.
00:06:49I think I'm going to hurl.
00:06:51Why?
00:06:51Because you didn't ruin my outfit enough already today?
00:06:54Be at Vincent Verdon's photo studio first thing tomorrow for the before photos.
00:07:05So, today we take his before pictures, and then I clean him up, and we take his after pictures, and poof, I'm an editor.
00:07:10Oh, I just wish that my entire professional future wasn't resting on somebody like Pete Camden.
00:07:16Did I tell you I think I got that interview for the weekend anchor job?
00:07:19Oh, Christopher, that's perfect!
00:07:22Oh, this is just like we fantasized about on our first date.
00:07:25I'll be a fashion editor, and you'll be a news anchor.
00:07:28Well, the only thing left is the storybook wedding, the two adorable children, and the happily ever after.
00:07:33Feels great to have our whole life mapped out.
00:07:36We're right on schedule.
00:07:38Oh, I gotta go.
00:07:40But I wanted to talk.
00:07:41We just did.
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:52Hey, Vincent, I'm Pete.
00:07:54I'm here for my, uh, before photos.
00:07:58Before, indeed.
00:07:59Uh, let's leave the laundry outside the building.
00:08:04Laundry?
00:08:05No, he asked me to bring three changes of clothes, so I got them.
00:08:10Just tell me what you want me to do with them.
00:08:12Have them carbon dated.
00:08:14Now, that's an outfit I wouldn't have guessed you for.
00:08:18Although, it shows more courage, and it does good sense, doesn't it?
00:08:23Yeah, that one's Ashley's.
00:08:25Tell me the rest of her's not in the trunk of your car.
00:08:27Oh, I wish.
00:08:30No, she's just run late.
00:08:32I know guys who would kill for a makeover from Ashley Boyd.
00:08:36Yeah, but anybody who knows who she is doesn't need one.
00:08:39Yeah, well.
00:08:40Except one.
00:08:41Come on, man, I don't need that much work.
00:08:45The camera never lies.
00:08:54What a mess.
00:08:55What a slob.
00:08:57Perfect.
00:09:11Fixing Pete by Ashley Boyd.
00:09:14The assignment was clear.
00:09:17In every man, there is a little boy.
00:09:19And like every little boy, Pete Camden needed an adult to help him grow up.
00:09:24I had my work cut out for me.
00:09:30Skeeter.
00:09:31All right, don't get too comfortable.
00:09:39Bogdazarian called in sick.
00:09:40I want you to cover college basketball.
00:09:42College?
00:09:46Women's basketball?
00:09:47No.
00:09:47I don't do women's sports.
00:09:49I'm the man.
00:09:49Just as a reminder, I'll be at your place tomorrow morning at 10 to go through your wardrobe.
00:09:54You must have some clothes that we could use.
00:09:57Just in case.
00:10:00Don't forget.
00:10:01Yes, dear.
00:10:03And don't go online for the results.
00:10:05I need you to do post-game interviews with the girls.
00:10:09Don't forget.
00:10:09Yes, dear.
00:10:21And I knew when Linda blocked three shots in a row, the momentum was going our way.
00:10:26You got a question?
00:10:30Yes, I do.
00:10:33Miss Taylor?
00:10:34Great job out there tonight against other girls.
00:10:39Great job.
00:10:40What does that mean?
00:10:41Well, let's be honest for a second.
00:10:42I mean, it's not like this is real basketball.
00:10:44Any guy could beat any girl.
00:10:45But my question is, uh, who are you trying to fool?
00:10:49Well, I'm going to get you banned from this campus for as long as you will.
00:10:54Thank you very much.
00:10:55Hello.
00:11:04Welcome to the man cave.
00:11:08I had a decorator, but of course I worked with him.
00:11:12So come on in.
00:11:13Don't be shy.
00:11:14Enter, enter.
00:11:15Wipe your feet, please.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:20On the way out.
00:11:22I meant on the way in.
00:11:25All that's missing is the mushroom cloud.
00:11:35No.
00:11:37Definitely no.
00:11:40Absolutely not.
00:11:42Absolutely not is right.
00:11:44That's my lucky jacket.
00:11:45Put that back.
00:11:46Nothing in here is a lucky anything.
00:11:49Okay?
00:11:50I mean, do you have any clothes that don't have team logos?
00:11:55Hello?
00:11:56No.
00:11:58I'm assuming you don't have any suits.
00:12:00Ha!
00:12:00You're wrong.
00:12:01Let's go.
00:12:02Out of the closet.
00:12:03With pleasure.
00:12:11What is that?
00:12:12Is that your prom tux?
00:12:13Exactly.
00:12:15See?
00:12:16I told you.
00:12:16I had a date once.
00:12:18I can't believe this.
00:12:20You don't have anything nice.
00:12:22Or anything clean, for that matter.
00:12:24Oh, what a shame.
00:12:25I guess we'll have to cancel this makeover.
00:12:27No, what it means is we have to get you new clothes.
00:12:34Just warning you, he can be a little coarse and a little rude.
00:12:37Oh, I'm sure it's not going to be that bad.
00:12:43Hey, thank you.
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45You're late.
00:12:46Uh, yeah, but at least I showed up, didn't I?
00:12:49Wow, check this place out.
00:12:50Unbelievable.
00:12:51And who's bachelorette number two?
00:12:53Her name is Mandy, and she's going to be our fashion consultant.
00:12:58Oh, loving that.
00:12:59Mandy?
00:12:59Wow, so pretty.
00:13:01You could be a model.
00:13:02I am a model.
00:13:03Maybe I've seen you.
00:13:04What month were you?
00:13:05Told you.
00:13:07Here, put these on, and shut up.
00:13:13Nice.
00:13:22Don't you know who you are?
00:13:24Don't you know who you are?
00:13:26Baby, baby, y'all superstar.
00:13:27Don't you know who you are?
00:13:29Baby, baby, y'all superstar.
00:13:31Don't you know who you are?
00:13:33Baby, baby, y'all superstar.
00:13:34Don't you know who you are, baby, baby, you're a superstar
00:13:38Don't you know who you are, baby, baby, you're a superstar
00:13:43Burning bright in the sky, gonna set the night on fire
00:14:04Don't you know who you are, baby, baby, you're a superstar
00:14:27Don't you know who you are, baby, baby, you're a superstar
00:14:31Don't you know who you are, baby, baby, you're a superstar
00:14:35What do you think?
00:14:38Well, I hate to admit it, but I think this could work
00:14:43Eric T. Lowe, right on time
00:14:47Listen, this is the best hairstylist in Beverly Hills
00:14:53The best
00:14:53Well, what's wrong with my barber?
00:14:55I'm guessing he drinks
00:14:56He cuts models, he cuts movie stars
00:14:59Well, I'm feeling the need to cut one right now
00:15:02Sit
00:15:04Ashley!
00:15:11Hi!
00:15:13You look delicious!
00:15:15Thank you
00:15:16Eric T. Lowe will not touch this man
00:15:42Look, I know that you're used to having something to work with
00:15:48Eric T. Lowe creates looks for supermodels
00:15:52Not sportswriters
00:15:55I'm right here
00:15:57Yes, I see
00:15:59Eric T. Lowe is a stylist
00:16:04Not a magician
00:16:07Okay
00:16:08All right
00:16:09Pete L. Camden is a man
00:16:12Not a volunteer from the audience
00:16:15Granted, he's not your typical customer
00:16:18However, this makeover will be
00:16:22A cover story
00:16:25Cover story, you say?
00:16:27Yes
00:16:28Well then
00:16:29Eric T. Lowe says
00:16:32Abracadabra
00:16:34I'll be right back
00:16:36I'll be right back
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00:17:00I'll be right back
00:17:01I'll be right back
00:17:02O-M-G.
00:17:12O-M-G.
00:17:17Step one, complete.
00:17:22There's an old saying that the clothes make the man.
00:17:27It should be amended to add that a good haircut doesn't hurt either.
00:17:43Show no mercy.
00:17:47How do you live like this?
00:17:50It's so...
00:17:51Lived in.
00:17:53You look crazy in those things.
00:17:57You never got rid of the clothes we got rid of?
00:18:10Oh, the clothes.
00:18:12Uh-uh.
00:18:13Mm-mm.
00:18:14No.
00:18:18Oh, okay.
00:18:19Oh, this is disgusting.
00:18:21Okay, now.
00:18:27Sometimes I can't believe
00:18:37You do the things you can do
00:18:41There's things I can't say
00:18:47All right, what else?
00:18:52You need new window treatments, new wall hangings, and I'm sorry, but the couch has got to go.
00:18:59It still looks terrible.
00:19:01Okay, well, I'll have you know that every nick, scratch, and scuff on this couch is a testament to the fact that I have fun in my life.
00:19:10Are you suggesting that I don't know how to have fun?
00:19:17Well, I'm just saying it seems like it's all about perfect with you.
00:19:22Well, for your information, you can have fun in the pursuit of perfection.
00:19:26That sounds fun.
00:19:27For example, there, I had fun.
00:19:34Wow.
00:19:35Is this how you want it to be, huh?
00:19:37I'm telling you, do not challenge me.
00:19:39Ooh.
00:19:42Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:45What did you get on your shirt?
00:19:48Help!
00:19:49Oh!
00:19:49Oh!
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00:20:08Fixing Pete.
00:20:11It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:18It took a hazmat team to do it, but we got the job done.
00:20:22A few well-chosen pieces would turn this fret house into a home.
00:20:27It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:28It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:29It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:30It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:31It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:32It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:33It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:34It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:35It was finally time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:36It was time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:37It was time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:38It was time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:39It was time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:20:40It was time for the man-child to clean his room.
00:21:41And it's my way of celebrating.
00:21:50Wow.
00:22:02That's very sweet.
00:22:05Hey, why don't we go out and celebrate for real?
00:22:07Oh, sure.
00:22:13We have time for a drink, but I'm meeting somebody for dinner.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:18It's funny, because I always thought that that fuzzy stuff on my bathroom floor was carpeting.
00:22:35Funny now.
00:22:36That was disgusting.
00:22:38And don't you dare try the lived-in defense.
00:22:39Excuse me?
00:22:44I don't want you to get your suit dirty.
00:22:47Yeah, you're right.
00:22:49I promise I won't ever eat anything again.
00:22:52That'll work.
00:22:53Do you want to dance?
00:22:57Okay, sure.
00:22:57You suck at this.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:16I didn't really expect you were going to say yes.
00:23:21Oh, I see.
00:23:22All right.
00:23:23Well, let me drive then.
00:23:25This one goes here.
00:23:28This one goes there.
00:23:31All right.
00:23:31You got it.
00:23:32All right.
00:23:33Thanks, coach.
00:23:34Yeah, I think I get the knack of this, uh...
00:23:37I guess I shouldn't expect too much dancing out of a jock like you.
00:23:42Oh, come on.
00:23:43I'm not a real jock anymore.
00:23:44No?
00:23:45Well, I was an athlete in high school and college, but, uh...
00:23:49It's really all just posturing these days.
00:23:52Why didn't you go pro?
00:23:55I mean, it's not that easy.
00:23:58You're going to be the best of the best, and I wasn't that good.
00:24:00Was that disappointing?
00:24:02Huh.
00:24:02I mean, I always wanted to write.
00:24:05And then, as a sports writer, I get to hang on to who I've always been.
00:24:10It worked out.
00:24:11More than worked out.
00:24:12I love my job.
00:24:13Seriously, I wouldn't trade it for anything.
00:24:15I hear, as a sports writer, you are the best of the best.
00:24:17Oh?
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:19You, uh, knock it out of the park?
00:24:22Yes, that's how you say it.
00:24:26I know you don't read my column.
00:24:28That's okay.
00:24:29I don't read yours either.
00:24:31I will.
00:24:31I'll start reading it.
00:24:32Every day.
00:24:33Really?
00:24:34Sure.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36It's true.
00:24:37I really don't know that much, um, well, anything about sports.
00:24:41But I can learn, and I'll start reading your column.
00:24:46All right.
00:24:46You should read my book, though.
00:24:47Um, it's different from my column, because I don't actually just report on things.
00:24:52I actually, uh, really express my opinions.
00:24:55And I kind of look at baseball as, uh, as a thing of beauty.
00:24:59You know, it's finding and creating those perfect moments.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:03Well, I write about beauty as well.
00:25:05Maybe we're not so different.
00:25:08That sounds great.
00:25:09You know, going into this, I have to admit, I was...
00:25:11Oh, sorry.
00:25:14Anyway, I gotta go.
00:25:15Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:17I tried to call you.
00:25:18Is your sell-off?
00:25:19Oh, I don't know.
00:25:21Christopher, Pete, Camden.
00:25:22Pete, this is Christopher Hernandez.
00:25:24My boyfriend.
00:25:26Boyfriend, right.
00:25:26The, uh, the TV reporter.
00:25:28Guilty.
00:25:29And you're the human guinea pig.
00:25:31Guilty.
00:25:32So when do you start the makeover?
00:25:37Um, I really, I had a great time with you today.
00:25:43I'll see you back in the office.
00:25:45Oh, excuse me.
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:47Because I think, uh, we're gonna need to practice a little more, you know?
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:51Maybe we could, uh, try that look on you.
00:26:02Oh.
00:26:03I have to be on camera later.
00:26:04What are you thinking?
00:26:06I was just messing around.
00:26:07I, um, I'm sorry.
00:26:19Hello?
00:26:20Hey, Marty.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Hey, Pete, nothing.
00:26:23I'm just, uh, waiting on a fare.
00:26:25What about going to grab a drink?
00:26:26You want to come?
00:26:27That is music to my ears, my friend.
00:26:45Smitty!
00:26:46Marty?
00:26:47Where's Pete?
00:26:47Right there.
00:26:49Who?
00:26:50She ruined you.
00:26:55Oh, you're all right.
00:26:57Is that bad?
00:26:58That bad?
00:26:59It's worse.
00:27:02What's that smell?
00:27:04That's not a smell.
00:27:05That's, uh, that's the absence of the smell.
00:27:08I don't like it.
00:27:11I don't like it at all.
00:27:12Hey, what's up?
00:27:23I don't even know who you are anymore.
00:27:25What are you looking at, huh?
00:27:29What are you looking at, huh?
00:27:34Pete.
00:27:36They were looking at you.
00:27:39How do you know?
00:27:40Because they were smiling.
00:27:42Because they were smiling.
00:27:42So evidently, they weren't looking at me.
00:27:45Ergo, they were looking at you.
00:27:49Come with me.
00:27:51Come on.
00:27:57Come here, mean boy.
00:27:58Come here for a second.
00:27:59Come here.
00:27:59Do me a favor.
00:28:00You stand right here.
00:28:02Why?
00:28:03Just please stand there.
00:28:14Hi.
00:28:15How you doing?
00:28:16How you doing?
00:28:16Chick magnet.
00:28:27You are a chick freaking magnet.
00:28:31Okay, but if I'm a chick magnet, what are we doing standing here by ourselves?
00:28:34Right now, we gotta strategize.
00:28:39Where are they going?
00:28:40Everyone going.
00:28:41Where are they going?
00:28:43Let's do that club over there.
00:28:45Let's do this thing, huh?
00:28:46You think we're going to fit in there?
00:28:49If not now, when?
00:28:51And you may never look this good again.
00:29:07Wow, man.
00:29:09This is where all the beautiful people hang out.
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:11I hate to say it, but even the men are giving me goosebumps.
00:29:16Listen, with your new looks, this is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.
00:29:20All right, now we'll start working the handsome thing so I can scrape up some of your castoffs.
00:29:28Hi, I'm Naomi.
00:29:34I'm Naomi.
00:29:35Hey, Naomi.
00:29:38She's your hot.
00:29:41Really, I mean, you're, what, like an eight?
00:29:44Uh-huh.
00:29:44Yeah, but I bet if we put you in the right light, you could probably be like an eight and a half, 8.6, you know?
00:29:50Wow.
00:29:51So you can dress them up.
00:29:53I can't take them out.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:56Okay, once you're here, Marty, she's here.
00:29:57Where are you from?
00:30:09Screwed.
00:30:10Just gonna let him get away?
00:30:13I just got slapped, Marty.
00:30:15I think she was right, too.
00:30:17How?
00:30:17She said hello first.
00:30:19She didn't say hello to me.
00:30:20She said hello to the clothes and the haircut, you know?
00:30:23In the absence of smell.
00:30:24I don't even know what to say to a beautiful woman.
00:30:27Seriously, I don't know what's expected of me.
00:30:29I mean, before they'd come up and they'd see a frat guy, and that's what they got, you know?
00:30:33But I have no idea how to be this new guy.
00:30:38Wow.
00:30:39You're being kind of hard on yourself.
00:30:41No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:30:43I had a good thing going.
00:30:45Seriously, now, look at me.
00:30:47I just feel silly and pathetic.
00:30:49This whole makeover thing, it's not working.
00:30:52No, no, it is working.
00:30:53It's just incomplete.
00:30:56Yeah, how do you figure that?
00:30:58Your heightened sense of self-awareness shows emotional growth.
00:31:02Where did you come up with that?
00:31:04Fortune cookie.
00:31:05Look, don't worry about it, okay?
00:31:07You're just missing some of the pieces, though.
00:31:10Maybe you're onto something.
00:31:12Where Confucius was.
00:31:16Confucius.
00:31:19Thanks, Chantel.
00:31:20I am Christopher Hernandez.
00:31:21I am outside, where we are cautiously awaiting the rain.
00:31:26Now, if you have an umbrella at home...
00:31:27So, you never told me.
00:31:29I guess you survived the apartment cleaning?
00:31:31Oh, yeah.
00:31:33It was fun.
00:31:34Fun?
00:31:35Well, we got it all cleaned.
00:31:39And nobody killed each other?
00:31:41No.
00:31:41Pete was great.
00:31:43We even had a nice time.
00:31:44Who are you and what have you done with Ashley?
00:31:47I'm telling you the truth.
00:31:49We went out for drinks after, and when he's not being one of the boys...
00:31:53He's kind of a charmer.
00:31:55Oh, I forgot to tell you, the color of the sport coat we picked out?
00:31:58Perfect.
00:31:59I can't believe how good he looked that night.
00:32:02I mean, he looked good.
00:32:04That's how good he looked.
00:32:06Yeah, but beneath the surface, he's still a pig.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09Beneath the surface, he's a really good guy.
00:32:11Okay, yeah, that sounds great.
00:32:36Thanks, Christopher.
00:32:37Talk to you later.
00:32:39Great.
00:32:40Bye.
00:32:42Hi.
00:32:44Apple, for the teacher.
00:32:46Thank you, Pete.
00:32:47So far, you're my favorite student.
00:32:50So, you and Christopher, um...
00:32:53I've been meaning to ask...
00:32:56Um, you know, you're like this perfect woman.
00:33:00So, I, uh, I'm just wondering how Christopher won you over.
00:33:04We're perfect for each other.
00:33:06We have the same tastes and the same interests, and...
00:33:09Well, we both like things a certain way.
00:33:15We're practically the same person.
00:33:17But you don't have to compare yourself to Christopher.
00:33:21You can be your own kind of...
00:33:24Perfect.
00:33:26You should probably talk to someone about that.
00:33:29What?
00:33:30You know I'm kind of a perfectionist.
00:33:32You say kind of a perfectionist?
00:33:34I say kind of crazy.
00:33:38What can I say?
00:33:39I like things perfect.
00:33:41I was my parents' only child, and I guess I grew up trying to please them.
00:33:45I spent half my childhood trying to make sure everything was just right, you know?
00:33:49Yeah, see, I spent most of my childhood just running around in the playground until my mom got a horse calling me in for dinner.
00:33:56Wow.
00:33:56So, yeah, no playgrounds for me.
00:33:58I never wanted to get dirty.
00:33:59Come on, you must have wanted to at some point, right?
00:34:02I mean, all kids do.
00:34:03They have to.
00:34:04Well, sometimes I would watch the kids playing in the schoolyard and...
00:34:11Anyhow, uh, we're here for you, not me.
00:34:15So let's get started.
00:34:16I invited a friend over to portray your date.
00:34:22So we meet again, Mr. Kander.
00:34:24Ah.
00:34:25All right, let's find out where this project has gone south.
00:34:28We're going to start with a little bit of role-playing.
00:34:30Ooh.
00:34:31Mandy, you're going to be a lady friend who's just returned from the salon.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:42I've been studying at the Santa Monica Playhouse.
00:34:44Oh, congratulations.
00:34:45Wonderful.
00:34:47Upstate, please.
00:34:49All right, Pete, I want you to notice and compliment her.
00:34:53You ready?
00:34:55Action.
00:34:56A woman coming from the salon.
00:34:58Okay, go.
00:35:10Mandy, wow.
00:35:11What a great haircut.
00:35:12Very good.
00:35:13Hey, now, say something else nice.
00:35:17Uh, a compliment or outfit or something.
00:35:18Okay, easy enough.
00:35:19I can do that.
00:35:21Mandy, what a lovely outfit you're wearing.
00:35:25It's a one-of-a-kind Lester Shane.
00:35:27I did his first runway show in New York.
00:35:29Then he wasn't sure if he was going to be as big in the U.S. as he is in Europe.
00:35:32Okay, hang on a second.
00:35:33Time out.
00:35:34Seriously.
00:35:35Like, guys don't care about this stuff.
00:35:38Not at all.
00:35:39Pete, if you want someone else to care about your side of the conversation, begin by caring about theirs.
00:35:45Okay, but what if I really don't care?
00:35:48When you meet someone that you're really interested in, you will care what they have to say.
00:35:52But it'll just come naturally, like it has been with you and me for the last couple of days.
00:35:57Yeah, but I mean, you're not someone special.
00:35:59You're just, you're you, you know, and it...
00:36:02I'm sorry.
00:36:11Okay, look, this isn't going to work right now.
00:36:13I can't even talk to you, right?
00:36:17Pete.
00:36:21Come on, Pete, just give it a chance.
00:36:23Actually, I gave it a chance.
00:36:25And then another chance.
00:36:26And I'm still batting zero.
00:36:28I know, but it's simple.
00:36:30The key to a truly meaningful conversation is just listening.
00:36:33Okay, I'm listening.
00:36:35All right, let's give it one more try.
00:36:38All right?
00:36:38If you start with something you know, then if the girl's interested, you'll know right away whether you guys have a connection or not.
00:36:45All right?
00:36:45So you be the boy, and I'll be the girl.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:48Okay, hold on.
00:36:51Oh, boy.
00:36:53I've been studying at the playhouse in Santa Monica.
00:36:56Nice.
00:36:58Sorry.
00:36:59Go ahead.
00:37:01Hi.
00:37:02I'm Ashley.
00:37:03Hi.
00:37:04I'm a boy named Pete.
00:37:07So, how about the Lakers?
00:37:15I love the Lakers.
00:37:17Yeah, I think this could be their year.
00:37:20Because, you know, Babe Ruth has been hitting well.
00:37:23And they brought up that Joe Namath.
00:37:27Oh, yeah.
00:37:28Broadway Joe.
00:37:29Sure.
00:37:30We haven't seen what he's made of yet.
00:37:32I love to watch him throw the puck.
00:37:35But I don't get to games as often as I'd like to.
00:37:38No, clearly you don't.
00:37:41You know, honestly, I think you would love foot baseball, kayaking, lawn darts, whatever it is you're actually talking about over there.
00:37:50Um, the Dodgers got a home game on Thursday.
00:37:52And I'm going to be covering it.
00:37:53So, I'll be sitting in the press box.
00:37:54If you want to come, it'd be a great way to watch the game.
00:37:58Cool.
00:37:58Yeah, that sounds great.
00:38:00Nice.
00:38:01Okay, I'll pick you up.
00:38:02Is it like one o'clock?
00:38:03It's a date.
00:38:06See?
00:38:08What's that?
00:38:09What?
00:38:09You did it.
00:38:10You talked and I listened.
00:38:12And then I talked and you listened.
00:38:13And it became an adult conversation.
00:38:15That's great.
00:38:16You even charmed me into going out with you.
00:38:18I did, didn't I?
00:38:20Oh, well done, Pete.
00:38:22Um, that's great.
00:38:24And you're going to love Thursday.
00:38:25It's going to be really fun.
00:38:26What are you talking about?
00:38:27The game, the press box.
00:38:29Oh, Thursday night.
00:38:32Jean-Luc Hayes is actually premiering his fall collection.
00:38:34It's going to be like the biggest show of the year.
00:38:36And I'm interviewing him before the show.
00:38:38Yeah, yeah.
00:38:38No, no, no.
00:38:38I was just joking around.
00:38:40I was still role playing, you know.
00:38:42I'm sorry.
00:38:43Thursday's kind of important.
00:38:46Hey, why don't you come with me?
00:38:49Yeah, I could even take you backstage.
00:38:51And we could use it sort of as like a road test.
00:38:53You know, there will be tons of beautiful women there.
00:38:55It's perfect.
00:38:57Uh, you're not bringing
00:38:59Senor Hernandez.
00:39:01Uh, no.
00:39:03He can't make it.
00:39:04They're still on Stormview.
00:39:05It's all hands on deck.
00:39:08Okay, well, I'll, uh,
00:39:10I'll go by after the game, then.
00:39:12It is a date.
00:39:14Perfect.
00:39:14Ooh.
00:39:15No, I'm sorry.
00:39:26He's actually on the road right now.
00:39:28Oh, God.
00:39:29I'm sitting on the horse.
00:39:30Yes.
00:39:35Wow.
00:39:35Fixing Pete.
00:40:04I can admit now that I had my doubts going into this.
00:40:09But now I can also admit I can't wait to see how far we can go.
00:40:14Isn't this so great?
00:40:32I don't know.
00:40:33I mean, I don't really get it.
00:40:34Like, what is this stuff?
00:40:35It's new fashion.
00:40:37It's fun, though, right?
00:40:38It's funny.
00:40:40Oh, come on.
00:40:41Why are there clothes any more ridiculous than what you're wearing?
00:40:45Style's not always about how you look.
00:40:47It's about the way you feel.
00:40:48Okay, but they do look ridiculous.
00:40:52Of course.
00:40:53It's haute couture.
00:40:54I mean, it's supposed to be outlandish.
00:40:56Even if you wouldn't actually wear some of these outfits, they're just meant to inspire
00:40:59you and make you break out.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:03So, you're supposed to be having fun with this, huh?
00:41:05Yes.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:09I can do that.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:13Oh, God.
00:41:14There you go.
00:41:15Look how fun this is.
00:41:18You like?
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20It's a good look on you.
00:41:21Did you see that one?
00:41:23You would look great in that one.
00:41:25You think?
00:41:25For sure.
00:41:26I mean, better than her, anyway.
00:41:28She actually looks really good.
00:41:30All right.
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31Let's give it a go.
00:41:33I think I can do this one.
00:41:36All on my own.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:39Fabulous.
00:41:40Bravo.
00:41:41Bravo.
00:41:42Give me this.
00:41:44Go get us a drink.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47That'll help.
00:41:54Hmm.
00:41:56I do believe there's a woman who's got you in her sights.
00:42:00Really?
00:42:00Where?
00:42:01I'm with him.
00:42:03Redhead at the bar.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:09Paris, Kim, great to see you.
00:42:10Thanks for coming.
00:42:13That redhead?
00:42:14Mm-hmm.
00:42:14Are you kidding me?
00:42:15Oh, man.
00:42:18All right.
00:42:18I guess I'd really like to make her acquaintance a pleasure.
00:42:23So get going.
00:42:26Remember, the key to having a truly meaningful conversation is listening.
00:42:33How about those Lakers?
00:42:46Excuse me?
00:42:47Sorry.
00:42:48Sorry.
00:42:48That worked once.
00:42:50My name's Pete Camden.
00:42:52I'm a sports writer for The Post.
00:42:54Oh, this is really off your beat then, isn't it?
00:42:56Yeah, it really is.
00:42:58Um, you know, we all wear clothes, don't we?
00:43:01We all put them on.
00:43:02We all take them off.
00:43:03Not that I'm suggesting you take yours off or that you don't.
00:43:06I just don't.
00:43:07You know what?
00:43:15I haven't even really noticed what a body you have because of your great ears for, you know,
00:43:22for putting your earrings in, um, and they're beautiful, those earrings.
00:43:26I really like them.
00:43:27They're big.
00:43:32Oh, gosh.
00:43:34You know, you sure can dance.
00:43:36I mean, I was, I was watching you and it's great.
00:43:44Shoe.
00:43:45Your shoe?
00:43:47Yeah, look at, look at your shoes.
00:43:49They're lovely.
00:43:50They're all black and you got those zippers.
00:43:53They're really nice.
00:43:55Kenneth Cole.
00:43:56No, it's Pete Camden.
00:43:59That's okay.
00:43:59Yeah, I can't remember her name either.
00:44:11Would you like a drink?
00:44:12I can get you a drink.
00:44:14Cynthia, champagne would be lovely.
00:44:17Great.
00:44:17Uh, you first.
00:44:20Hey, been looking all over for you.
00:44:28You going?
00:44:30Thanks.
00:44:31Yeah, it's 2 a.m.
00:44:34I just didn't want to interrupt you and Cynthia.
00:44:36Oh, no, she had to, uh, she had to leave.
00:44:38She got an early morning.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:41Early morning excuse, huh?
00:44:42Yeah, at least I want myself.
00:44:45I don't know, I think, uh, I think this was for real.
00:44:48I got her number.
00:44:49That's great.
00:44:51Wow.
00:44:52Pete, graduating at the top of your class.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56Well, thanks to your teaching.
00:44:58All right.
00:45:01Well, I guess we're both going then.
00:45:02Let's go.
00:45:02What are you waiting for?
00:45:08Um, my car's in the lot across the street.
00:45:12Yeah?
00:45:14I'm waiting for the rain to stop, because I don't want to get wet.
00:45:17Why?
00:45:17You're just going home.
00:45:19Yeah, what about my clothes?
00:45:21Come on, go crazy.
00:45:23You know you want to.
00:45:24No.
00:45:24It will inspire you.
00:45:26It will help you break out.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:31Okay.
00:45:31One, two, three.
00:45:58What are you doing?
00:46:01Come here.
00:46:02Come here.
00:46:03Come here.
00:46:29That was fun.
00:46:31Ah, see?
00:46:32I told you.
00:46:33The water never can hurt anybody.
00:46:36No, I mean the whole night.
00:46:38It's great.
00:46:45Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49Tomorrow is.
00:46:51Thanks.
00:46:54Take it back to your car.
00:46:56I'll see you tomorrow.
00:46:56Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:46:56Bye, bye, bye.
00:46:59Bye, bye, bye.
00:47:09Bye, bye, bye.
00:47:11Bye, bye, bye.
00:47:50Hi, Pete.
00:47:54You clean up pretty good.
00:47:57That's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:48:00I hope you learned something last night.
00:48:02I know I did.
00:48:04Yeah, I'm getting there.
00:48:09Hey, I brought you a copy of my book.
00:48:12Let me know what you think.
00:48:14Oh.
00:48:14I think being out last night made me understand.
00:48:27Bye.
00:48:28Bye.
00:48:30So, uh, what are you doing here?
00:48:33What's this?
00:48:34It's a newspaper, Parker.
00:48:36By tomorrow morning, I bet I'll be lining the floor of someone's birdcage.
00:48:39Well, I'm talking about your column.
00:48:41Sure, there was another loss, but the night wasn't without its successes.
00:48:45The team's new uniform.
00:48:46Oh, a playful melange of tangerine.
00:48:51Tangerine and dusky dawn is a bold statement that we hope reflects a bold new attitude in the clubhouse.
00:49:00Dusky dawn?
00:49:01It's a color.
00:49:02It's sort of halfway in between new moon and garden stone.
00:49:06Your credenza.
00:49:07That's dusky dawn.
00:49:08Oh, I don't want to know.
00:49:10I should have let you stay a slob.
00:49:11Uh, this place?
00:49:42Really?
00:49:43You.
00:49:44I am trying to let myself go.
00:49:48Yo, why do I have to suffer?
00:49:50Oh, I already ordered for us.
00:49:52I have it on good authority that the chili burgers here are the best in L.A.
00:49:57Two chili burgers deluxe, ladies.
00:50:00Bon appetit.
00:50:01In baskets?
00:50:02Yes.
00:50:11Baby sips.
00:50:21You're right.
00:50:22Not bad.
00:50:27What are you reading?
00:50:28I haven't started it yet.
00:50:29It's Pete's book.
00:50:30He gave it to me.
00:50:32Oh, he wrote.
00:50:37What's the matter?
00:50:38Oh, nothing.
00:50:42I'll get off the cover list.
00:50:43You do it.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:44Thank you so much.
00:50:51Hi.
00:50:53Great.
00:50:55Janice, quick question for you.
00:50:57Thanks.
00:50:58So, with all this talk about you as the playoff MVP, just want to know how it is that you
00:51:03managed to stay down to earth enough to be the kind of team player you were today.
00:51:07Well, it's the team that makes the MVP, you know?
00:51:10Not the other way around.
00:51:13Hey, wait.
00:51:13I know you.
00:51:14I don't think so.
00:51:16Yeah, yeah.
00:51:18You're the guy I had banned for life.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:21So, I have a new life.
00:51:23And a new credo, I promise.
00:51:24An athlete is an athlete no matter which locker room they change in.
00:51:28Oh, really?
00:51:29Then I guess you wouldn't have a problem with a little one-on-one.
00:51:33Bring it on, baby.
00:51:34See who's fooling who.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:44Be on the clock, baby.
00:51:45Come on, baby.
00:51:46Come on.
00:51:52Oh, baby.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:56Come on.
00:52:00Let's go.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:12Yeah.
00:52:13Yeah.
00:52:44That idiot's gonna kill his own reputation.
00:52:54Pete, Pete, Pete.
00:52:56What have you done?
00:52:58What the heck were you thinking?
00:53:03Bravo!
00:53:13Well, but then again, what the heck do I know?
00:53:32Yay!
00:53:34He looks wonderful!
00:53:35That's amazing.
00:53:36Yes!
00:53:45Hey, look at your friend the Frog Prince.
00:53:48He's got himself a...
00:53:49Wow!
00:53:54Ashley.
00:53:55Wow, I...
00:53:56I didn't know.
00:53:59How are you?
00:54:00Guy?
00:54:01Good, Guy.
00:54:03Um, Ashley, Chris, this is Cynthia.
00:54:05Cynthia, Ashley Boyd.
00:54:07And Christopher Hernandez.
00:54:10Nice to meet you.
00:54:12I think I saw you at the LeCay show.
00:54:14I remember.
00:54:18Shall we?
00:54:19Well, where are you running?
00:54:21So what do you think of the Angels trading their star outfielder, huh?
00:54:23You know, Christopher, um...
00:54:26I promised Cynthia there would be no sports talk tonight, so...
00:54:28Wow.
00:54:29What does that leave you with?
00:54:32I didn't know you were dating.
00:54:37Well, we...
00:54:39Uh...
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:40It, uh, started with a cute late-night phone call.
00:54:44Pete really knows how to, uh, talk to someone special.
00:54:48And he's such a good listener.
00:54:49Really?
00:54:51Pete says that the key to a truly meaningful conversation is listening.
00:54:55Yes, well, it was really nice meeting you, and I will see you at the office.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:01So here's my great news.
00:55:08I was going to wait until dessert, but I can't hold back any longer.
00:55:11Remember that weekend anchor job I told you about?
00:55:13Mm-hmm.
00:55:14Well, I'm on the short list for it.
00:55:16And here's the best part.
00:55:18It's in New York.
00:55:19New York!
00:55:20I got the call that I need to fly out in the morning to make sure that the chemistry's there
00:55:23between me and Penny Takamura.
00:55:25It's probably just a formality.
00:55:28That's great.
00:55:29It's really great.
00:55:30But, um, New York.
00:55:33You didn't, you didn't tell me that it was in New York.
00:55:35Well, I thought you'd like the surprise.
00:55:37I'm seeing you and me in a penthouse on Central Park, just like we've always wanted.
00:55:42Hmm.
00:55:43You've always wanted to live in New York.
00:55:45Well, I've always wanted to live in New York with you.
00:55:47Yes, but I have a job here.
00:55:50A career.
00:55:51I mean, I can't just pick up and go.
00:55:54I know, but this is a great opportunity for us.
00:55:57It's perfect.
00:55:58Hmm.
00:55:59Yes.
00:56:00Just like we've always wanted.
00:56:03That's the attitude.
00:56:05You know what?
00:56:06Will you excuse me for a second?
00:56:07Hmm.
00:56:07Hello again.
00:56:20Hello again.
00:56:25Hi.
00:56:27Pardon me, sir.
00:56:27So, Cynthia seems nice.
00:56:35She is.
00:56:39And I'm doing all right.
00:56:41Of course, it's all because of you, coach.
00:56:43Nah, you had it in you all alone.
00:56:48It was just hidden.
00:56:52Everything's okay with Christopher?
00:56:54Christopher's perfect.
00:56:56Yep.
00:56:56Everybody loves Christopher.
00:57:02Excuse me, sir.
00:57:03So, Cynthia seems nice.
00:57:16Oh, Cynthia, yeah.
00:57:16Sorry.
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:23She seems nice.
00:57:25Oh, man.
00:57:26I have to go back to Christopher.
00:57:45Yeah, I guess I have to go back to...
00:57:49Cynthia.
00:57:52Yes.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53Cynthia.
00:57:53Thanks.
00:57:54This isn't right, right?
00:58:02Right.
00:58:04It's not right.
00:58:08You have Christopher.
00:58:11Right.
00:58:12And you are the new you, and you should go on the road with that, right?
00:58:20Right.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:24Of course, if I become a network correspondent, I hope it's Paris or Rome and not the Ukraine.
00:58:30I mean, sure, I'm a dedicated journalist and all, but there are limits.
00:58:40Are you all right?
00:58:40You don't look well.
00:58:42You know, I'm not actually feeling that great.
00:58:45I think I'm going to go home.
00:58:47I understand.
00:58:48It's all the excitement of my news.
00:58:50Here, let me get the check.
00:58:51Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:58:52Really, stay.
00:58:53I'll be fine.
00:58:54I'll call you tomorrow.
00:58:55Okay?
00:58:57I don't know.
00:59:27What, great glasses?
00:59:30Yeah, thanks. They're nice, right? Ashley picked those out.
00:59:34To Ashley. Since you've been talking about it for the last hour anyway.
00:59:39Okay. Okay, forget about Ashley.
00:59:44When I look in your eyes, or I hold your hand, the whole world fades away.
00:59:51That's, that's really nice.
00:59:54Yeah, Ashley said that it's nice to...
00:59:55Okay, I'm done.
00:59:57Okay.
01:00:00I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
01:00:03Pete, you're a very charming man.
01:00:06And I'd love to hear from you when you finally get over your ex.
01:00:12Why my ex? What are you talking about?
01:00:15Ashley.
01:00:17No, no, no. Ashley's not my ex. I mean, Ashley and I are just friends.
01:00:22Well, then, maybe that's the problem.
01:00:30Oh, Reginald. Why can't I find the words to say how much I love you? Why can't you speak?
01:00:35Tom, I know you and I are from different planets, but love is one true intergalactic language.
01:00:41Jim, I can't go to God with you.
01:00:44But true, I'm really in love with another man.
01:00:47I think that's a tie ball game.
01:00:48Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the Los Angeles Post.
01:00:52The best sports coverage in town.
01:00:54Ready for lunch?
01:01:01Sure.
01:01:02Love the shades.
01:01:04Work those accessories.
01:01:05Oh, my gosh, Ash.
01:01:11What's wrong?
01:01:14It's bad.
01:01:16Christopher broke up with you.
01:01:18You know, you don't need that loser.
01:01:20That perfect loser.
01:01:24No, it's not, Christopher.
01:01:25You're sick.
01:01:27I knew it. I knew that you look terrible.
01:01:29It's cancer, isn't it?
01:01:30You poor brave soul.
01:01:32You have cancer.
01:01:33No, no, it's nothing like that.
01:01:37It's worse.
01:01:38I think I've fallen in love with Pete Camden.
01:01:42That is worse.
01:01:43I mean, cancer at least we can treat, but love?
01:01:51I guess if he's the one, then he's the one.
01:01:55It's just, with Christopher and me, everybody always said that we looked perfect together.
01:01:59No, it always felt like something was missing.
01:02:04So what was missing?
01:02:05Everything that the eye can't see.
01:02:09What can I say?
01:02:11Love is love.
01:02:15But he's not interested.
01:02:17Not interested.
01:02:18Not yet, you mean.
01:02:20Compared to all the other things you've changed about him, this one's a gimme.
01:02:23You know, but Christopher and Cynthia.
01:02:26He's dating some girl named Cynthia, and I think he really likes her.
01:02:30Oh, the whole thing will just get too messy.
01:02:33Then get messy.
01:02:34Get messy, girl.
01:02:37You're right.
01:02:38Of course I am.
01:02:39A full hour with writer Pete Camden on today's Terran.
01:02:46Don't miss it.
01:02:47And later, we will tell you how to stretch your dog.
01:02:50Hey, Pete.
01:02:51You're about to be a best-selling author.
01:02:53What's the matter with you?
01:02:59I'm fine.
01:03:01Well, you look like your dog just died.
01:03:03Is that what happened?
01:03:05No.
01:03:06I don't have a dog.
01:03:08So what's the problem?
01:03:10I think I'm in love with my teacher.
01:03:12You're not in school.
01:03:14My charm school teacher.
01:03:17Does the girl know how you feel?
01:03:19No, she doesn't.
01:03:20And I can't tell her, because she's got somebody.
01:03:24There's that TV news guy named Christopher.
01:03:27Christopher?
01:03:29Hernandez?
01:03:31Hey, you talking about Ashley Boyd?
01:03:33You know, Petey, you're not exactly chopped lip.
01:03:37Yeah.
01:03:38Yeah, there's a lot of girls out there, that's for sure.
01:03:42And I've tried going out with them.
01:03:45But, uh, there's only one girl for me.
01:03:49There's only one Ashley.
01:03:51Then go get Ashley.
01:03:52Ashley?
01:03:52Ashley, I have something that I want to tell you.
01:04:09All right, and we're going to start the show in just a minute.
01:04:18But today is your lucky day.
01:04:20My guest is the author of the perfect pastime, none other than star sports writer, Pete Camden.
01:04:26And my audience has had their cake and eat it, too.
01:04:33We're called Taron Live, but we're only live on the East Coast.
01:04:37So that means you have time to go home and watch yourselves on TV.
01:04:39You know, Ashley, in these past few weeks, I have realized that my search for meaning in my life has come to an end.
01:04:50Because I have found the person who completes me.
01:05:00Okay, all right, well, you ready? Let's make a TV show.
01:05:06Ashley, I've finally reached the end zone in my quest for love.
01:05:13End zone?
01:05:14Are you kidding me?
01:05:15Pete, you sound ridiculous.
01:05:16Pete, I am sorry. I'm so late. The traffic will stop.
01:05:24Okay, Ashley, there's something that I want to tell you.
01:05:27Okay, now we're friends. Complete friends.
01:05:30I know, but there's something I want to tell you, too.
01:05:32Hold on, I've been working on this, so...
01:05:33Let me go first.
01:05:35Okay, you first.
01:05:37Okay, look, now that we've been spending so much here...
01:05:39Wait!
01:05:40I'm sorry, my head is just spinning right now.
01:05:44I really...
01:05:45We're live in five.
01:05:46You need to tell him later.
01:05:47Five, four, three, two...
01:05:49Hey, everybody, let's welcome Pete Camden!
01:05:55I'm so pleased you came by to see me.
01:05:57Yeah, thanks a lot, Taryn, and thank you all. Appreciate it.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:03So, you know, I'm kind of a girly girl.
01:06:05So, I was a little worried about a book about baseball, but you pulled me in.
01:06:11The perfect pastime is hot.
01:06:12Well, that's great.
01:06:13Yeah, I tried to write it for even non-sports fans, so...
01:06:17Yeah, well, and everyone in our studio audience today is going home with a free copy.
01:06:25So, what you're saying is that even though the game is a competition, everyone on the field is still playing for the same team.
01:06:32Yeah, that's a great way of putting it, Taryn.
01:06:35Christopher, can I call you right back?
01:06:36I got the job!
01:06:38You're talking to the new Weekend Anchor at WMET TV3.
01:06:41That's really great, Christopher.
01:06:44I know.
01:06:45Well, enough about baseball.
01:06:47I want to hear about you and your life.
01:06:50Is there anyone special we should know about?
01:06:52Give us the scoop.
01:06:53Is there anyone you have your eye on?
01:06:55Um, we've been spending a lot of time together lately,
01:06:58and it's someone that I would have never gotten to know if it weren't from my publisher,
01:07:02thinking that I needed a little sprucing up.
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:08Cynthia.
01:07:09No, still me.
01:07:11Come out to New York with me right now.
01:07:13I know the timing's bad, but let's just do it.
01:07:16Right, right, yeah.
01:07:17So, would you put your time?
01:07:19No, um, actually, Christopher,
01:07:22the timing is perfect.
01:07:25Great! I'll call you from my hotel.
01:07:26Where are you now?
01:07:27I don't know where I am, and nobody will help me.
01:07:30And look, I gotta go.
01:07:31I mean, when we first met, uh, I could barely even talk to her.
01:07:36But she has changed my life in ways that I can't even describe.
01:07:40But it's not what she's done for me that makes me love her.
01:07:44It's, uh, it's who she is.
01:07:47Aww.
01:07:48Taryn, Cynthia and I are great friends, but that's not who I'm in love with.
01:07:52Well, just say her name already.
01:07:53Okay, well, you, uh, you all know her.
01:07:58Um, Ashley Boyd.
01:08:04I don't mind packing up your apartment for the movers,
01:08:06but why do you have to leave so suddenly?
01:08:09Because I'm so happy.
01:08:12You are?
01:08:13Yes.
01:08:15I love Christopher.
01:08:16We're gonna live in the penthouse in Central Park.
01:08:18He's gonna be a really good listener.
01:08:20Which is the key to a truly meaningful conversation, by the way.
01:08:24Ash, what are you talking about?
01:08:27I'm fine.
01:08:31Pete professed his love to Cynthia on Taryn today.
01:08:38I lost him.
01:08:39And I hate Chilly.
01:08:55Stupid jacket.
01:08:56Well, it's gonna get wrinkled on the trip anyway.
01:08:59I have to go by the office, and then I'm off to the airport.
01:09:03Don't hang her.
01:09:05Promise you'll visit me.
01:09:19I have to go.
01:09:26That's all the time that we have for today.
01:09:27Thanks, everybody.
01:09:29And you, go get busy.
01:09:31Ashley, did you hear what I said?
01:09:40I meant everyone.
01:09:42Hey, have you seen Ashley?
01:09:44Uh, she got a call in the middle of the show and took off.
01:09:50I'm such an idiot.
01:09:55You don't want to go out.
01:09:59You don't want to stay in.
01:10:01You don't want to talk about it.
01:10:07Hey, look at this.
01:10:09Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement again.
01:10:13Wow, LeBron is quitting to become an arugula farmer.
01:10:17Didn't see that coming.
01:10:18And Kobe is releasing a CD of Poker Hits.
01:10:23Dude.
01:10:25Say something.
01:10:27Use a coaster.
01:10:30Your problem.
01:10:32My problem?
01:10:34The problem is I'm in love with a girl I can't have.
01:10:38You really do love her, huh?
01:10:40Yeah.
01:10:42Well, then maybe you should call her.
01:10:44And say what?
01:10:45If she's already got Christopher Hernandez, he's perfect.
01:10:49Come on, man.
01:10:50So are you.
01:10:51Just call her.
01:10:54Come on.
01:10:54What's the point?
01:10:56She left the studio even after I proclaimed my love from coast to coast.
01:11:00So.
01:11:02Look, clearly she doesn't care about me.
01:11:04You got to give it a shot.
01:11:08I should have pushed you when you first started talking nice about her.
01:11:11But I didn't.
01:11:12I don't know why.
01:11:13Okay, maybe I didn't want to meddle.
01:11:16Maybe I didn't want to lose my chick magnet partner.
01:11:21Maybe my eyes were clouded by a touch of a jealous bromance.
01:11:25I don't know.
01:11:26Okay, just give me that thing, will you?
01:11:30Sit right here.
01:11:32Why are you leaving?
01:11:40Hello?
01:11:41Uh, is Ashley there?
01:11:43Pete?
01:11:44It's Mandy.
01:11:44Oh, hey, Mandy.
01:11:45Um, yeah, I want to talk to Ashley.
01:11:48You know, I need to talk to Ashley.
01:11:50Well, I'm sure that she wants to talk to you, too.
01:11:52Whether or not she'll admit it.
01:11:55But unfortunately, she's already on her way to New York.
01:11:57New York?
01:11:58I heard all about you and that cow, Cynthia and all.
01:12:01Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:02What are you talking about?
01:12:04On the Taron show.
01:12:05You said you have someone special.
01:12:07Yeah, I did.
01:12:08But not, not Cynthia.
01:12:09I said Ashley was that special person.
01:12:12You didn't watch the show?
01:12:13How could I?
01:12:14It's just coming on right now.
01:12:17Oh, no.
01:12:18That means Ashley hasn't watched it.
01:12:20And she's on the way to the airport.
01:12:21You have to stop her.
01:12:22Call herself.
01:12:23Okay, I got it.
01:12:23Thanks.
01:12:38Well, I guess that didn't work.
01:12:40Okay, hey, do you know what flight she's on?
01:12:42No, I, um...
01:12:43Oh, um, she said she had to stop by the office first.
01:12:46Go, go, go, go, go.
01:12:47Okay, thanks.
01:12:52Look, if I rush, I can catch her at the post.
01:12:57If you've got to hurry, leave it to a professional.
01:12:58I'm going to drive, okay?
01:13:00All right.
01:13:07Come on!
01:13:09What are you, stupid?
01:13:13I'm looking at you.
01:13:17Why are we moving?
01:13:18Because it's raining and it's Los Angeles.
01:13:21What are you, new here?
01:13:21I don't get it.
01:13:23It starts to rain and suddenly people can't drive.
01:13:26It's going to take us three hours to go the five miles to the office.
01:13:30But why leave us now?
01:13:32And so suddenly...
01:13:34I'm sorry, Mrs. Friedlander, but we're moving to New York.
01:13:36Christopher got the job.
01:13:38Oh, that's wonderful.
01:13:39Wonderful for him.
01:13:41Terrible for us.
01:13:43You even told me your biggest dream was to become the first voice of West Coast glamour.
01:13:48First look is yours.
01:13:51First look is yours.
01:13:52I'm sorry.
01:13:54I will email you the final article from New York.
01:13:57Okay?
01:13:58You must really be in love.
01:14:03I am.
01:14:05That's why I'm leaving.
01:14:06Thank you for everything.
01:14:11You're most welcome.
01:14:16If you had told me two weeks ago that I'd be sitting here right now telling you that Ashley Boyd was my soulmate,
01:14:22I would have thought you were crazy.
01:14:24You know, one day we were standing on the street and she pretended that she knew something about sports.
01:14:30And I swear I felt like I could have married her right there on the spot.
01:14:35Let's go, people!
01:14:45It's called rain and it's made out of water.
01:14:47Get over it!
01:14:52I fear my appeal to logic has fallen upon deaf ears.
01:14:55But she has changed my life in ways that I can't even describe.
01:15:13I mean, that's it.
01:15:23Game's over.
01:15:23The fat lady's son.
01:15:26Say it.
01:15:27No, it's son.
01:15:28I'm sorry, amigo.
01:15:31Marty Giordano, professional cab driver, has failed you.
01:15:37You know what?
01:15:38This game isn't over.
01:15:39We were just about to start overtime.
01:15:41What are you doing?
01:15:42I'm for it.
01:15:43No, you can't go out there.
01:15:45Not in weather.
01:15:47It's rain, Marty.
01:15:52It's gonna get wet.
01:16:04You know, and she is backstage right now.
01:16:07And as soon as this show is over, I am gonna go back there and I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
01:16:13I didn't even make this choice.
01:16:17I mean, my heart just made this choice for me.
01:16:20You know, it just feels absolutely like it was meant to be.
01:16:24That's because it was meant to be.
01:16:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:34So, what do you want?
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40It's corny.
01:16:42No, it's true.
01:16:43I mean, when I first met, I thought I'd be very lucky.
01:16:54But she is changing my life in ways that I can't even describe.
01:16:59But it's not just the way that makes me love her.
01:17:02It's what she is.
01:17:04Of course, I don't want to have a professional in the area that the kid does, but...
01:17:12Ashley.
01:17:14That's how you just tapped it.
01:17:15And I did, I didn't think about being a coach.
01:17:21Ashley, I don't want you to go.
01:17:25I want you to stay here with me.
01:17:28I mean, all kinds of women are finally noticing me.
01:17:42I could live the life that most guys dream about.
01:17:44All I dream about is you.
01:17:53What about the show and Cynthia?
01:17:55I don't know.
01:17:56You left the studio before I had a chance to...
01:17:59You all know her.
01:18:01I love Ashley Boyd.
01:18:02Yeah.
01:18:07I love Ashley Boyd.
01:18:12I love you, Ashley Boyd.
01:18:15I said it.
01:18:15I'll say it again.
01:18:16I love Ashley Boyd.
01:18:21I love you.
01:18:22And I love you, Pete Camden.
01:18:40Ashley.
01:18:44Will you marry me?
01:18:45This is so not how I played my marriage proposal to me.
01:19:02Yes.
01:19:03Yes.
01:19:03Oh, my God.
01:19:33Stay away, Pete!
01:20:03The transformation was complete, but in a way I never would have predicted. He was fixed, but so was I.
01:20:33So, let's go.
01:21:33Now we are going to do this.
01:21:36We will do this again.
01:21:39We will cut them into the pot.
01:21:42We will cut them out.
01:21:46We'll cut them out.
01:21:50We will cut them out.
01:21:55And we will cut them out.
01:21:59Then we will cut them out.
01:22:01Let's go.
01:22:31Let's go.
01:23:01Let's go.
01:23:31Let's go.
01:24:01Let's go.
01:24:31Let's go.
01:25:01Let's go.
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