Triple Dog (2010) Movie

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00:00:00You came. My mother made me. Is she making you stay? Do you want me to leave? Do you want to

00:00:25leave? Are you asking me to go home? Do you always answer questions with questions? Do you? Oh my god, are you serious?

00:00:32Halloween! Happy birthday! Tell Ruth I said hi! Okay! Well? Well what? Do you want me to go home?

00:00:46Better tell me before my mom takes off. If you leave, I'll get in trouble. Hi Liza. I didn't know you were invited.

00:00:54Come on. Have fun! I'll be cool if you're cool. I'm cool. Cool. Um, presents there. Chocolate cake, pepperoni and veggie pizza. Take what you want.

00:01:19How could you not love Mr. Scalco? I mean, he is such a hottie.

00:01:23Because he's old. And he's bald. And he's our principal. Okay, he's not that old and he listens. Listening is totally sexy. I totally do him.

00:01:32Gross. Like, two girls, one cup gross. And I'm pretty sure he's married. Lusting after a married man is totally sinful.

00:01:41Hypothetical, Sarah.

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00:02:19Um, yeah, my mom picked it out.

00:02:27From the three of us.

00:02:31Aw, guys.

00:02:35Happy birthday.

00:02:40Eve, door.

00:02:42Okay, I'm coming.

00:02:49Ha, what's up?

00:02:55I knew you'd come.

00:02:57Vomit, what is that?

00:02:59From Sarah.

00:03:00Like it?

00:03:00No.

00:03:03Liza came.

00:03:05No shiz.

00:03:06Shiz.

00:03:13Oh, don't panic.

00:03:16I'm here.

00:03:17Have we sung happy birthday?

00:03:21Yes.

00:03:22Guess you're a little late.

00:03:25Good.

00:03:25Song's gay anyway.

00:03:33What's up, rat girl?

00:03:35Where's your present Chapin?

00:03:38Up your ass, Cecily.

00:03:41Let's go upstairs.

00:03:44Let's do it.

00:03:45Look, I know you're about to, like,

00:03:49wet your pants right about now,

00:03:50but I'm not gonna ruin Eve's birthday.

00:03:53So you don't have to run home or anything.

00:03:54You can stay.

00:03:56But we're not gonna be down

00:03:57until I get an apology.

00:03:59Then I guess we're not gonna be down.

00:04:02I know all about you, Chapin.

00:04:03My mom says she probably needs Ritalin.

00:04:10Guess what?

00:04:31Sap.

00:04:32My birthday's on the 10th,

00:04:33and my mom said I could have a party.

00:04:36So...

00:04:37Hey.

00:04:38Hey.

00:04:40What's up?

00:04:41What's up?

00:04:42Nothing.

00:04:43Just kickin' it.

00:04:45You got something.

00:04:47Ooh.

00:04:48Works every time.

00:04:49Prick.

00:04:49That guy is so Flintstones.

00:04:51Whatever.

00:04:53Later, Skiddy.

00:04:54Later.

00:04:56Mmm.

00:04:56He is so perfect.

00:05:00You are so obvious.

00:05:02Was I?

00:05:03Yes.

00:05:04You were practically slobbering on his job.

00:05:06Ew.

00:05:07You're rape.

00:05:09Oh.

00:05:11Hey.

00:05:12Ugh.

00:05:13Why do you talk to them?

00:05:15They're nice.

00:05:16They're like a sorority or something.

00:05:18Do you know what happens to sorority girls?

00:05:20They turn into Kelly Ripa.

00:05:22You just don't like them because they're popular.

00:05:24They're A&F snobs.

00:05:27Hey, Eve.

00:05:28What's up?

00:05:29Hey.

00:05:30Oh, I forgot.

00:05:31I'm invisible today.

00:05:33Hello, Chapin.

00:05:35What's the bit-tuation, Cecily?

00:05:37Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Kelly Ripa?

00:05:40I love Kelly Ripa.

00:05:42My mom said I could have a slumber party for my birthday.

00:05:45A few people.

00:05:46You know.

00:05:47Should be fun.

00:05:49When?

00:05:50This Friday.

00:05:51Yeah, totes.

00:05:52Sarah?

00:05:53My parents don't let me do anything.

00:05:56They say that hanging out with older people is a bad influence, but they're the ones that

00:05:59made me skip a grade.

00:06:00I'll have my mom talk to your mom.

00:06:01She'll let you go.

00:06:02Did you guys finish your geometry?

00:06:04Almost.

00:06:05What did you get on 31?

00:06:07No, see, I couldn't answer that one.

00:06:09I got something really weird.

00:06:11Yeah, I got like two squares.

00:06:16What?

00:06:18Whatever you want.

00:06:19Hi, Mr. Scalco.

00:06:20Ladies?

00:06:24Right.

00:06:26Class now or I give you detention.

00:06:28Suck it up, ladies.

00:06:44Another half mile and varsity's kicking your asses.

00:06:47There you go, Spaulding.

00:06:52Way to amp it up, Silvers.

00:06:54Nice.

00:06:55Nice.

00:06:56Nice.

00:06:57Nice.

00:07:15Pay your respects, new girl.

00:07:18What's that for?

00:07:20It's Stacey St. Clair.

00:07:22You'll move faster if your lip stops laughing.

00:07:24She needs to get stuffed.

00:07:25I got some three nights to go, Tony.

00:07:28Move it.

00:07:30Come on.

00:07:38Is your Facebook pic really a pink chicken?

00:07:42Really, Sarah?

00:07:44It's a chick.

00:07:45It's an Easter thing.

00:07:47It's cute, right?

00:07:50Lame.

00:07:51My pores feel really tingly.

00:07:54Is that good?

00:07:55Yeah.

00:07:55Tingling means your impurities are dissolving.

00:07:58Lamer.

00:08:00Who's got the juice?

00:08:01We don't drink.

00:08:04Lamest.

00:08:05You don't drink.

00:08:06You don't smoke.

00:08:07You don't screw.

00:08:09Congratulations.

00:08:10You're all saints.

00:08:11Gold stars for everyone.

00:08:12Let's stick them to your foreheads.

00:08:14Are we really just going to sit around all night and do nothing?

00:08:18I have a pedicure kit.

00:08:19Screw your feet, Sarah.

00:08:21What's your deal, Chapin?

00:08:23My deal is that we're sitting around on a Friday night talking about pedicures on Eve's birthday.

00:08:31I'm piecing.

00:08:33Why?

00:08:34Because we're not doing anything, and I'm on lockdown anyway.

00:08:38What do you want to do?

00:08:39Last time I checked, it was your birthday, Eve.

00:08:42And the last time I checked, I wasn't talking to you.

00:08:44We could take turns reading each other's blogs.

00:08:47It'll be like theater.

00:08:48I'd rather be shot.

00:08:50Twice.

00:08:50Okay, well, we're supposed to go bowling after my dad calls.

00:08:53Mmm, with a bunch of blue hairs and fat guys with beer guts?

00:08:57Well, then what?

00:08:59I like Sudoku.

00:09:00I'll take a pedicure, Sarah.

00:09:02I'm not touching your feet, Cecily.

00:09:05Seriously, they smell like yogurt.

00:09:07They do not smell like yogurt.

00:09:12What about triple dog?

00:09:14Who is Daisy Sinclair?

00:09:32She used to be on the team at Sacred Heart.

00:09:34She jumped.

00:09:35Off the bridge?

00:09:37Yep.

00:09:38Why?

00:09:39Ladies, zip the lip.

00:09:40Move your feet.

00:09:41Nice job.

00:09:42Did she die?

00:09:45What do you think?

00:09:46They found her three miles downstream.

00:09:48Her eyes were gone.

00:09:50Seriously?

00:09:51Yeah.

00:09:51Go ask Mallory Silvers.

00:09:53She knew her.

00:09:57Come on!

00:10:02Nice.

00:10:02Why did she jump?

00:10:06Want to know what I heard?

00:10:08What you heard or what was in the papers?

00:10:09This was in the papers.

00:10:11Totally.

00:10:11It was a huge deal, like five months ago.

00:10:14A bunch of kids from Sacred Heart got expelled.

00:10:17I heard it was an accident.

00:10:18Yeah, but they just said that for the parents' sake.

00:10:20This is what I heard from Chris Harper, who lives five houses down from Jed Spellman, who

00:10:24goes to Sacred Heart.

00:10:25Jed Spellman?

00:10:26So there's this crazy party, right?

00:10:29Like an end of the semester crazy fling thing.

00:10:31And you know how the Sacred Heart crowd is.

00:10:33They party mad hard.

00:10:35Yeah, because Catholic school messes with your head and shit.

00:10:37They're all totally repressed.

00:10:38Totes.

00:10:39So there's this one kid there that no one's ever seen before.

00:10:42And he's all in leather with this green mohawk.

00:10:46I heard it was blue.

00:10:46So there's this guy with this blue mohawk, and he's at this party.

00:10:51And he's handing out acid hits to everyone for free.

00:10:54It wasn't free.

00:10:55It was free.

00:10:56That's a fact.

00:10:57It was free, and Stacey St. Clair got some.

00:11:04But this isn't like regular acid.

00:11:06It's like crazy stuff.

00:11:07Like insane.

00:11:08People are tasting colors and seeing sounds.

00:11:12And Stacey had butterflies on her fingers.

00:11:16How would Chris Harper know that?

00:11:35Shh, because!

00:11:36Jed Spellman told him that's how.

00:11:38Anyway, Eve, one of her butterflies flew away,

00:11:41and she flips out and starts chasing it.

00:11:46Well, she almost had it when she was at the bridge.

00:11:51No shiz?

00:12:17Anyway, that's what happened.

00:12:19That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

00:12:21That's what Chris heard from Jed.

00:12:23Did you tell him,

00:12:25Dude, Jed, I'm totally seeing butterflies right now.

00:12:28I don't think so.

00:12:29I heard you just got stoned and jumped.

00:12:31She was seeing butterflies, Eve.

00:12:33I don't think that...

00:12:34Eve!

00:12:35Eve?

00:12:36Butterflies.

00:12:37That's the truth.

00:12:39Wow.

00:12:42Triple dog?

00:12:43What's that?

00:12:44It's a game.

00:12:45Kind of like Truth or Dare, but without the truth part.

00:12:49Sweet, I'll play.

00:12:50Nina, last time we played Truth or Dare was at Gabe's party,

00:12:53and you cried for an hour.

00:12:57Let's do it.

00:12:59I don't want to.

00:13:01No, you'd rather put chickens on your stupid Facebook.

00:13:05It's a chick, and it's seasonal.

00:13:07Okay, I'm going home.

00:13:10I'm not going to hang out with a bunch of lame-ass faux-tards all night long.

00:13:13Let's vote.

00:13:14Who wants to play?

00:13:20What are you doing?

00:13:21We never do anything fun.

00:13:23Come on.

00:13:25What do you say, rat girl?

00:13:30Or are you too scared to play?

00:13:32Okay.

00:13:37Well, that's four to two.

00:13:42Democracy.

00:13:43Loving it.

00:13:45Okay.

00:13:46What do we do?

00:13:48Well, um, is that charged?

00:13:50Yeah, I charged it last night.

00:13:52Okay.

00:13:53Uh, we're going to need some clippers.

00:13:55The electric kind.

00:13:56What do you need that for?

00:13:59You'll see.

00:14:05Empty your wallets.

00:14:07All your cash, dump it in.

00:14:09Why?

00:14:12My brothers.

00:14:14Pew-tastic.

00:14:15That'll work.

00:14:17All right, all your stuff goes in, because that's part of the game.

00:14:22Now, don't worry.

00:14:22You might get it back.

00:14:24Might do it.

00:14:25Two dollars, Sarah.

00:14:43I bought the Gossip Girl DVD set.

00:14:45Um, Cecily has an extra 20 stash behind her license.

00:14:50Um, hello?

00:14:51No, that's emergency money.

00:14:52Dump it in.

00:14:53But, and your most favoritest thing that you brought with you.

00:14:57Dump that in, too.

00:14:57All right.

00:15:15We have, ooh, a hundred and some odd dollars.

00:15:19Uh, Crazer, an MP3, Nintendo DS, a pocket PC, some ugly silver earrings.

00:15:27My dad gave this to me last year.

00:15:30And the Gossip Girl DVD set.

00:15:32It's my favoritest show.

00:15:34Well, Tila Tequila is, but my mom thinks she's trash and wouldn't let me buy it.

00:15:39Okay, so what are the rules?

00:15:41Rule one, everyone gets a dare and gives a dare.

00:15:46Rule two, you get to pick who dares you.

00:15:50Rule three, you must perform the dare that's given to you.

00:15:55And if you don't, you get your head shaved.

00:16:01Like no hair bald?

00:16:04That's the game.

00:16:05Cool.

00:16:08What?

00:16:09Now, if there's a dare you know you can't do, you can challenge the person who dared you.

00:16:15And they have to do it.

00:16:16But if they do it, you get shaved.

00:16:19So, don't go daring people to do things you wouldn't do because it backfires.

00:16:23What kind of dares?

00:16:26Anything goes.

00:16:28But you can't dare someone to shave their head.

00:16:31Why not?

00:16:32Because that's against the rules.

00:16:34Do we have to play?

00:16:35Yes, you have to play.

00:16:37Birthday girl decides the order.

00:16:39Sarah first.

00:16:46Why me first?

00:16:47Because you don't want to play.

00:16:49I do want to play.

00:16:50I just don't want to go first because I don't know the rules.

00:16:53I just told you the rules.

00:16:54Sarah, I didn't.

00:16:55You suck chunky right now.

00:16:56No, I don't.

00:16:57You don't like the scarf.

00:16:58Okay, Sarah, look.

00:17:00Just get it over with and then you can sit on your ass and knit all night.

00:17:03Okay, you guys make fun of it, but it helps me focus.

00:17:08It's like meditation.

00:17:09Oh, the Catholic girl meditates.

00:17:11I'm sorry.

00:17:12No, I have a dare for you.

00:17:14No way.

00:17:17Liza, you dare me, but be nice.

00:17:21I dare you, too.

00:17:25No, no, no.

00:17:28You triple dog dare her, too.

00:17:31Sarah, I triple dog dare you, too.

00:17:35I don't think this is fair.

00:17:39Okay, if you don't want to do it, then challenge Liza.

00:17:43But if she does it, I'm shaving her head.

00:17:45I can tell you I have no problem streaking.

00:17:47Oh, I have a problem with you streaking.

00:17:50Anybody with sight would have a problem with you streaking.

00:17:53Just go, Sarah.

00:17:54Come on.

00:17:55It's cold.

00:17:56It's April.

00:17:57Streaking's illegal.

00:17:58There are cars around here.

00:18:00Okay, come on, Sarah.

00:18:01Don't cry.

00:18:02This is supposed to be fun.

00:18:03It's not fun.

00:18:04I'm Catholic.

00:18:05Amen, and praise Jesus.

00:18:07Okay, I'm recording now.

00:18:09Eve, put that away.

00:18:10If you don't do it right now, I'm shaving your head.

00:18:12Seriously.

00:18:14Give me the towel.

00:18:16It's okay.

00:18:17I will count to three.

00:18:19Okay, and then you run.

00:18:23Okay.

00:18:24One.

00:18:26Two.

00:18:28Three.

00:18:28Game on.

00:18:35Game on.

00:18:48Attention suburbanites.

00:18:50Come on out and see Sarah, Al Green, Asthma, and Fun Bubbles.

00:18:54Come on out and take a look-see.

00:18:57Shut up, Chapin.

00:18:59I've never seen bresticles in Jungle Bush quite like this, folks.

00:19:04Sarah, Al Green's virgin bed.

00:19:08Woo-hoo.

00:19:09Oh, my God.

00:19:11Oh, run, Sarah, run.

00:19:14Yes, the drinks match the carpet.

00:19:17One time and one time only.

00:19:19Get it while the get it's good.

00:19:21Oh, dude, look at that.

00:19:25Hey, Al Green.

00:19:27Nice tuna.

00:19:28Mandatory time.

00:19:30Oh, my God.

00:19:39I can't believe she did it.

00:19:40I cannot believe it.

00:19:41The first successful triple dog of the evening.

00:19:45Ow.

00:19:46Grump up.

00:19:48What was that?

00:19:49Nothing.

00:19:49Why are you even friends with her?

00:19:51At least I have friends.

00:20:03Noun.

00:20:04Balls.

00:20:08Adjective.

00:20:10What's an adjective?

00:20:12Yet another reason you should stop skipping English.

00:20:16Adjectives are descriptive words like fat.

00:20:20Skinny.

00:20:21Stupid.

00:20:22That one.

00:20:23Stupid?

00:20:24Yeah.

00:20:26Thanks, genius.

00:20:27The stupid balls.

00:20:33Name.

00:20:34Jesus.

00:20:36If you're just going to throw those, can I have one?

00:20:37Okay.

00:20:51Plural noun.

00:20:54What?

00:20:55You mad dogging me, rat girl?

00:20:59Why don't you tell everybody why you got kicked out of Sacred Heart, Chapin?

00:21:02What was that?

00:21:07Quiet down.

00:21:09Get back to work.

00:21:10Chapin.

00:21:11Relax.

00:21:12Come on.

00:21:18What'd you just say to me, rat girl?

00:21:22Sit down, young lady.

00:21:24What the fuck did you just say to me?

00:21:30Whoa.

00:21:33Oh.

00:21:35Ah.

00:21:38No.

00:21:38What's wrong?

00:21:39Stop.

00:21:44Holy cow.

00:21:45How's it saying?

00:21:46She jumped me.

00:21:49Now, why did she do that?

00:21:50Because she's psycho.

00:21:52Ask everybody in freaking City Hall.

00:21:55You're not still carrying that rat around, are you?

00:21:59No.

00:21:59You know, I've heard that they're almost as smart as dogs.

00:22:06Does he like donuts?

00:22:09She.

00:22:17You have any friends, Eliza?

00:22:21How do you mean?

00:22:23Girlfriends, boyfriends, friends you can hang out with, talk to.

00:22:28Yeah.

00:22:29Hang with them.

00:22:33Stay out of trouble.

00:22:35Stay away from Chapin, right?

00:22:37Got it?

00:22:40Good.

00:22:42You need to see the nurse?

00:22:45No.

00:22:46Well, I would feel better if you did.

00:22:48Just let her take a look at you, and then straight back to class, okay?

00:22:51You ready to say you're sorry?

00:23:00Right.

00:23:01Cool it.

00:23:02In here, now.

00:23:10Close the door.

00:23:11What's going on?

00:23:19Dude, I don't think it's happening.

00:23:21Yo, yo, look at this.

00:23:22Would you guys superman that hoe for 20 bucks?

00:23:25Yeah, sure, why not?

00:23:26The thing is hot.

00:23:27Hey, I like your knee socks.

00:23:29Oh, man.

00:23:31Oh, how about that?

00:23:32Oh, no.

00:23:34No way.

00:23:35Boner killer.

00:23:37For half a mil, I may think about it.

00:23:39Oh.

00:23:39Are you serious?

00:23:41Look at those boots, man.

00:23:42Yeah, I busted her down.

00:23:48She deserved it.

00:23:51I'm not sorry.

00:23:53What did she say to you?

00:23:55Why?

00:23:59How are you adjusting to our school, Chapin?

00:24:04You tell me.

00:24:07Anything you want to talk about?

00:24:12God?

00:24:12What about God?

00:24:17Do you think God ever gets bored?

00:24:24You know, for a while, I thought you were doing really, really good.

00:24:29This is a big step backwards for you.

00:24:30Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:32You know, I'm sure you're a very busy man, so if you could just give me my detention slip.

00:24:37We have a no-tolerance policy when it comes to assault.

00:24:40Fighting is a three-day suspension.

00:24:43I'd prefer a detention.

00:24:50Who should I call to pick you up?

00:24:52I don't want to go home.

00:25:02Those guys saw me.

00:25:05What if they post that video on YouTube?

00:25:07What if somebody called the police?

00:25:08What if I get arrested?

00:25:10This could go on my permanent record.

00:25:12Okay, just stop being such a tool.

00:25:15What are we, in the third grade?

00:25:18Ease up.

00:25:20Now, Eve.

00:25:22Who's next?

00:25:27Eliza.

00:25:28Pick someone to dare you.

00:25:36Um.

00:25:37Hello, sometime this century.

00:25:42Nina, I guess.

00:25:45Drum roll, please.

00:25:49Okay, wait, give me a minute.

00:25:54Okay, I got it.

00:25:55I, triple dog, dare you to stay in Eve's brother's closet till midnight.

00:26:05Wearing...

00:26:10this.

00:26:16Where are you going?

00:26:18Bathroom.

00:26:19Oh, shit, shit, shit.

00:26:20Shit.

00:26:20Nice.

00:26:38You stink.

00:26:39You're ugly.

00:26:40Pizza and cake downstairs if you want it.

00:26:43Did you take ten bucks from me the other day?

00:26:45Yeah.

00:26:46Now you owe me 71.19.

00:26:48And where's my birthday present?

00:26:51I refuse to celebrate it.

00:26:52I wanted a dog.

00:26:54Okay, when dad calls, do you want to talk to him?

00:26:57He's not gonna call.

00:26:59It's my 16th birthday.

00:27:02He'll call.

00:27:06Hey, come on, let's go downstairs and get some pizza.

00:27:09Put the game down, seriously.

00:27:10I'm hungry, let's go.

00:27:11Come on.

00:27:11Now, Liza, come on.

00:27:18You have to do it.

00:27:19Ass up, rat girl.

00:27:21Look, he hates me.

00:27:22Well, he's gonna hate you a whole lot more if he finds you in his closet.

00:27:26Look, if you're gonna do it, you have to do it now.

00:27:28Ass up, rat girl.

00:27:29Or we shave you.

00:27:30What's it gonna be?

00:27:38Liza, come on.

00:27:40What's that?

00:27:53Sarah's cell.

00:27:55Send us a photo every half hour so we know you're still in here.

00:28:00What is that smell?

00:28:03Boy funk.

00:28:07They're coming.

00:28:07Okay, well, look on the bright side.

00:28:12Oh, wait, there isn't one.

00:28:14You should have apologized.

00:28:17Karma's a bitch.

00:28:20I got your guitar first, man.

00:28:21I dibs'd it.

00:28:32That's funny.

00:28:32Okay, who's next?

00:28:37Nina.

00:28:39Bring it on.

00:28:41You dare me, Eve.

00:28:45I triple dog dare you, too.

00:28:54Big wangs.

00:28:55You sure you're up for this?

00:29:08Absolutely.

00:29:09You're such a delinquent.

00:29:12Hey, Mal.

00:29:17You look hot tonight.

00:29:33Okay.

00:29:34What the hell are you doing here?

00:29:37You want to make a scene?

00:29:40Put Nina's name next on the list, or this goes on the net.

00:29:47Wait, wait.

00:29:48Do it.

00:29:49Or you're busted.

00:29:51Okay, thank you.

00:29:54Who next?

00:29:55Ladies and gentlemen, Nina.

00:30:09Hi.

00:30:10I love you more, every night, every night.

00:30:32Give room.

00:30:34Give air.

00:30:35Put something in her mouth.

00:30:40She'll bite off tongue.

00:30:41She forgot to take her hydrooxybolidamide.

00:30:45Mari, call ambulance.

00:30:47Hell no.

00:30:48What's ambulance?

00:30:49Ambulance, ambulance.

00:30:51Woo, woo.

00:30:52Sirens?

00:30:53I said N-O, no.

00:30:56See how salty she is?

00:30:57Like, like MSG, fire her ass.

00:31:00Mari, no MSG.

00:31:02Call the ambulance.

00:31:07What are you thinking, Mari?

00:31:09She's faking.

00:31:11It's a game.

00:31:12A stupid game.

00:31:16Ambulance, please.

00:31:17I have a kid here at a restaurant.

00:31:19She's having a Caesar.

00:31:20Salad?

00:31:22No, not food poisoning.

00:31:24Caesar.

00:31:25Caesar.

00:31:25Get back Caesar.

00:31:27Get back Caesar.

00:31:29She also has Tourette's.

00:31:31Okay, okay, I call ambulance the own way.

00:31:34Go ahead.

00:31:38Are you okay, kid?

00:31:47Thank you very much.

00:31:52Time to go.

00:31:54Later, Mal.

00:31:57Bye, Mallory.

00:31:58Bye.

00:32:01Hey, Eve.

00:32:02You're not your friend about Stacy St. Clair yet?

00:32:06You should.

00:32:13Told you.

00:32:15Crazy white people.

00:32:17So crazy.

00:32:18All the time.

00:32:19Crazy.

00:32:20Crazy.

00:32:20Like...

00:32:21Okay.

00:32:23Okay.

00:32:23Hey.

00:32:24Okay.

00:32:25Fun time.

00:32:26Fun time.

00:32:27Who next?

00:32:27Oh, oh.

00:32:29You see that?

00:32:30That's right.

00:32:31I'm on fire.

00:32:32Man, look at those riffs.

00:32:33Look at that.

00:32:34Look at that.

00:32:35You see that, Chase?

00:32:35You see that?

00:32:39Hello?

00:32:42I got the corner.

00:32:43This is like...

00:32:44Oh.

00:32:46I'm stuck.

00:32:47You didn't need it.

00:32:47Put the guitar down.

00:32:48Seriously.

00:32:49Come on.

00:32:51Come on.

00:32:52Come on.

00:32:53Come on.

00:32:54Come on.

00:32:55Come on.

00:32:56Come on.

00:32:56That kicked ass.

00:33:06No, it didn't.

00:33:07This is a disaster.

00:33:08Why can't we just go bowling?

00:33:10How not, biatches.

00:33:14That was stupid.

00:33:16And what did you give her?

00:33:17Alka-Seltzer.

00:33:19It's all about the effect.

00:33:21And did you see Mallory's face?

00:33:24God, I hope she gets fired.

00:33:26What's with you two, anyways?

00:33:28Why does she hate you so bad?

00:33:30She just envies my natural effervescence.

00:33:36Give me that.

00:33:38What are you doing?

00:33:44Man, you boned out.

00:33:46You suck, man.

00:33:47What the shit?

00:33:48Dude, there is a girl in your closet.

00:33:48You bitch.

00:33:49Things just got interesting.

00:33:52Todd's got a chick in his closet instead, man.

00:33:53You're not sweet.

00:33:54What are you doing here?

00:33:55You're one of my sister's friends?

00:33:56I...

00:33:57I...

00:33:58I...

00:33:59I...

00:34:00I...

00:34:01I...

00:34:02I...

00:34:03I...

00:34:04I know who that is.

00:34:05That's a rat girl.

00:34:06What's up, rat girl?

00:34:07Nice uniform.

00:34:08Get out.

00:34:09Get out.

00:34:10Ow!

00:34:11She bit me.

00:34:12The girl or the rat.

00:34:13Get the hell out of my closet.

00:34:14No.

00:34:15I...

00:34:16I...

00:34:17I...

00:34:18Todd's got a chick in his closet instead, man.

00:34:19What are you doing here?

00:34:20You're one of my sister's friends?

00:34:21I...

00:34:22Ew, is that a rat?

00:34:23She's got a rat in the closet?

00:34:25I...

00:34:26I know who that is.

00:34:27That's a rat girl.

00:34:28What's up, rat girl?

00:34:30Nice uniform.

00:34:32Get out.

00:34:33Get out.

00:34:34Get out!

00:34:35Ow!

00:34:36She bit me.

00:34:37The girl or the rat?

00:34:39Get the hell out of my closet.

00:34:41No.

00:34:42What?

00:34:43Yes, get out.

00:34:44No, no, no.

00:34:45It's infinity.

00:34:46I win.

00:34:47Look, if you touch me, I will bite you too.

00:34:50Holy.

00:34:51Unbelievable.

00:34:52You come into my house, hide in my closet, and now you want to bite my friends?

00:34:56Yeah, that's right.

00:34:58I'm calling my mom.

00:35:00Call her baby.

00:35:01What'd you say?

00:35:02What'd you say?

00:35:03I said call her, you big baby.

00:35:05What baby means mommy?

00:35:06Boo hoo.

00:35:07What's mommy gonna say when she finds your porn?

00:35:09Yeah.

00:35:10Shut it down.

00:35:14FYI, this is a dare.

00:35:16How long do you have to stay in there for?

00:35:18Till midnight, and I'm not moving.

00:35:20Why not?

00:35:21Because I look like crap bald.

00:35:23Dude, are we gonna go pick up a couple parties from Julius and I, or what?

00:35:27I can't go anywhere with a chick in my closet.

00:35:29Freaking moody chick.

00:35:31A moody chick with a rat.

00:35:33A moody chick with a rat.

00:35:37What a moody.

00:35:38Tell me what to do today.

00:35:39Yo!

00:35:40How long?

00:35:41Alright.

00:35:42Wo

00:35:53Chwear to Bob.

00:35:55You figure your home.

00:35:56You're cold.

00:35:57So long away we begin.

00:35:59I found the world where we began

00:36:03Hey, little sister, don't be afraid

00:36:09Even though that's what the news made to see in the stage

00:36:15With desperation

00:36:18What's going on?

00:36:23What's up, guys?

00:36:25Hey!

00:36:27Hi.

00:36:27Obvious

00:36:30How are you doing?

00:36:33What's it look like on a new life?

00:36:35Are you happy to that?

00:36:37What?

00:36:37The orange

00:36:38Yep

00:36:38Well, aren't you going to say happy birthday to Eve?

00:36:44Oh, that's right

00:36:45You're 17th?

00:36:4916th

00:36:49Right, right on

00:36:51So, are you guys going over to Julia's party?

00:36:56We weren't invited

00:36:57I was

00:36:58Yeah, neither were we

00:37:00That's why we're crashing

00:37:02When?

00:37:05Midnight

00:37:05You should come, it's going to be a good time

00:37:09Well, we have to finish our game first

00:37:13What game

00:37:14Triple dog

00:37:19Be careful

00:37:21I'm sorry, what?

00:37:27I said you should be careful

00:37:28Wait

00:37:31Can you speak up?

00:37:34I can't hear you very well

00:37:36I'll be angry at the heat

00:37:37I'll be young

00:37:40Let's go

00:37:43Go

00:37:45Bye

00:37:59Bye

00:38:03Bye

00:38:04Hey, let's go crush that party after Nima's dare.

00:38:10You think that's cool if we weren't invited?

00:38:13Well, you just moved here.

00:38:15So she doesn't know you.

00:38:17And I just transferred, so she doesn't really know me.

00:38:20Um, yeah, she does.

00:38:22And she can't stand you.

00:38:23Nima, thanks.

00:38:26Come on.

00:38:29Uh, where does your dad live now?

00:38:32Florida still.

00:38:34He'll call.

00:38:39Thanks.

00:38:42Hey.

00:38:45You smell that?

00:38:56Fresh cut wet grab.

00:38:58Nostalgia.

00:39:08One day when you're like 80 years old, you'll be walking along and you'll smell that and think of me.

00:39:14Who's next, Eve?

00:39:23Cecily.

00:39:25She's all yours, Chapin.

00:39:28Whatevs.

00:39:30I'm not scared of you.

00:39:32I'm not scared of you.

00:39:34I'm not scared of you.

00:39:50Hi. Hello, Gracie. How are you?

00:39:55Oh, can't complain, you know. How are the kids?

00:39:59Oh, good. Elizabeth?

00:40:02Fantastic. Yeah, she's making lots of new friends this year.

00:40:06Oh, bless her heart.

00:40:10You're Liza, right?

00:40:13Left.

00:40:15What did you say to my bestie?

00:40:17Who's your bestie?

00:40:19Chapin.

00:40:21Chapin's your best friend.

00:40:23She's the best I've made since I moved here.

00:40:26It's none of your business what I said to her.

00:40:28Well, I'm asking, so I'm making it my business.

00:40:31Fine. I said, why don't you tell everybody why you got kicked out of Sacred Heart?

00:40:38And?

00:40:40You really want to know?

00:40:41If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked.

00:40:44Stacey St. Clair. Chapin pushed her off a bridge.

00:40:48Shut up.

00:40:48You shut up. She was drunk.

00:40:50Somebody said something, then.

00:41:01Stacey!

00:41:02What'd you just say?

00:41:04Nothing.

00:41:05You're paranoid.

00:41:06I'm what?

00:41:12You're paranoid.

00:41:15They both got into a fight.

00:41:20Harry, get around!

00:41:22Awfully!

00:41:22They found her body 20 miles downstream, covered in maggots.

00:41:38It's not true.

00:41:39She totally wouldn't do that.

00:41:41If it's not true, then why'd she beat me up?

00:41:45How do you know?

00:41:46My mother works at Sacred Heart, moron.

00:41:49Girls?

00:41:52Gracie and I just had a great idea.

00:41:55You could use a little non-violent social interaction.

00:41:57Do you feel anything yet?

00:42:07Shut up, Chapin.

00:42:09You know, I'm not trying to rush you or anything.

00:42:11I said shut up!

00:42:18Maybe this will help.

00:42:19Very funny.

00:42:25You should probably go soon.

00:42:27Just get it over with.

00:42:28You'll feel better after.

00:42:30I'm junior class president!

00:42:32I could get, like, suspended or...

00:42:34Just do it!

00:42:35For God's sakes, you have five seconds to eat your ass out of this car or I'm doing it myself.

00:42:39Five, four, three, two...

00:42:44I think she might actually have a breakdown.

00:42:50Shh!

00:42:51Shh!

00:42:58Over there.

00:43:03Okay.

00:43:09Is she doing it?

00:43:21Oh my god.

00:43:23She's totally splitting the whisker.

00:43:31You think she'll get kicked out of student council if Scalco catches her?

00:43:34Yeah.

00:43:36Good.

00:43:37Good.

00:43:39She's so busted.

00:43:48Come on, come on, come on.

00:43:51Come on, come on.

00:43:51Come on, come on, come on.

00:43:55Come on, come on.

00:43:59Cecily Gerber?

00:44:00Is that you?

00:44:01Is that you?

00:44:09Beccily smiled for the camera.

00:44:15That was so not cool.

00:44:20You never know.

00:44:21Maybe he likes golden showers.

00:44:23Come on.

00:44:24Come on.

00:44:26Come on.

00:44:36Come on.

00:44:39Come on.

00:44:40What the hell are we looking for?

00:44:43No.

00:44:45Come on.

00:44:47Come on.

00:44:48Come on.

00:44:49Are you crying?

00:44:57No.

00:45:03What's wrong?

00:45:06You don't care.

00:45:09Yes, I do.

00:45:13I'm having the worst night of my life.

00:45:16Your sister hates me, her friends hate me, my mother hates me,

00:45:20and I'm in a closet that smells like...

00:45:23Like what?

00:45:25Boy funk!

00:45:27Is that a girl word?

00:45:30Boy funk?

00:45:32It smells really bad in here.

00:45:41Here.

00:45:45Better?

00:45:47It's spring rain scented.

00:46:05You suck at this.

00:46:08You just got it.

00:46:11Why? You play rock band?

00:46:14Way better than you.

00:46:15I could totally kick your ass into expert mode.

00:46:21Oh yeah?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:27Then bring it.

00:46:29It's gonna be okay, Cecily.

00:46:35This is like the best game ever.

00:46:38Seriously.

00:46:38Chapin.

00:46:39What's that?

00:46:39What about him?

00:46:40What about him?

00:46:40Are you into him?

00:46:41I mean, I'm okay if you are.

00:46:43I was just curious because, you know, you're always like around him and stuff.

00:46:47Are you serious?

00:46:48It's just a question.

00:46:48That's a hella lame thing for you to say to me, Eve.

00:46:52I would never go for someone you were into, never in a million bazillion years.

00:46:55Are you mad?

00:46:56Maybe.

00:46:57Maybe.

00:46:58Bitch.

00:46:59Fucker.

00:47:00Fucker.

00:47:01Fucker.

00:47:02Fucker.

00:47:03Fucker.

00:47:04Fucker.

00:47:05Fucker.

00:47:06Fucker.

00:47:07Don't be afraid of him only.

00:47:08Makes you happy deceive that I am.

00:47:09I would never go for someone you were into, never in a million bazillion years.

00:47:17Are you mad?

00:47:19Maybe.

00:47:23Bitch.

00:47:25Fucker.

00:47:27F**k.

00:47:37You're actually pretty good at this.

00:48:02Yeah, I know.

00:48:05What's your name again?

00:48:07Riza.

00:48:08Don't try to be nice to me because I still think you're a giant fuck twit.

00:48:11What'd I do?

00:48:13Do you Superman that hoe for 20 bucks?

00:48:15For half a million I might think about it.

00:48:17Fuck twit.

00:48:21I said that?

00:48:23The fact that you don't even remember makes you even bigger fuck twit.

00:48:27What if I take it back?

00:48:29Too late, I'm already scarred.

00:48:30Dude, you carry around a rat.

00:48:33Don't brush your hair.

00:48:34Yeah, I'm expressing my individuality.

00:48:37Okay?

00:48:38You're looking to attract negative attention.

00:48:40There's a word for that.

00:48:41Yeah, what's that?

00:48:42I forget.

00:48:45But there's a word for it.

00:48:49It's not like you're ugly, Mickey.

00:48:53And not?

00:48:53Nope.

00:48:57But chicks who carry around rodents definitely kill their fuck factor.

00:49:05Here's some advice.

00:49:07Leave the rat at home and you may get a date.

00:49:09And it better not shit in my closet.

00:49:13Like you'd notice.

00:49:17What time is it?

00:49:2012.02.

00:49:21Who cares?

00:49:22I can come out now.

00:49:33I guess I should probably go find out where everybody else is.

00:49:37Or we could bone.

00:49:38I'm going to go get dressed.

00:49:43Can I wash?

00:49:47Smell like pee.

00:49:52Two more to go.

00:49:54You or me, Eve.

00:49:55I hope it's me.

00:49:58Who's first?

00:49:59All right.

00:50:01Who hasn't dared yet?

00:50:05I have a dare for you.

00:50:08I bet you do.

00:50:15Hello?

00:50:17It's Liza.

00:50:18She wants to know where we are.

00:50:19Tell her to meet us at the Carby's on low heat.

00:50:22Why?

00:50:24Because I triple dog dare you to.

00:50:29So, all I have to do is mug a penthouse.

00:50:34No problem.

00:50:36What, are we waiting on Rat Girl or what?

00:50:42You never said there was security.

00:50:44Crime is a bitch.

00:50:46What, are you trying to get me arrested?

00:50:48You can challenge me.

00:50:49I mean, if you can't do it, just say it and I will.

00:50:52Her dad owns the storage apron.

00:50:59And by the way, porn's right behind the counter.

00:51:04Did dad call?

00:51:20No, loser.

00:51:21I told you, he's not going to call.

00:51:23It's like 2 a.m. in Florida right now.

00:51:25Oh, the next time you decide to dare your friends to do shit,

00:51:29leave my closet out of it.

00:51:30Check you later, Liza.

00:51:34Later, Todd.

00:51:39Did you hook up with him?

00:51:43Slut up!

00:51:45What's going on?

00:51:47Okay.

00:51:48Fine.

00:51:50Let's do it.

00:51:52But, I need this.

00:51:54Hey!

00:51:55Cut your bitch in.

00:51:56I'm the one who has to wear this pink nightmare.

00:52:00I'll try not to buff on it.

00:52:10If she gets arrested, my dad's a lawyer.

00:52:13He's really good, too.

00:52:14Shut up, Sarah.

00:52:16She'll be fine.

00:52:20Hey, kid.

00:52:22You can't ride that thing in here.

00:52:23Sorry, sir.

00:52:43Hey, man.

00:52:44Can I get a pack of extra lights?

00:52:45No.

00:52:47Just one point.

00:52:48Hey, just give me a little.

00:52:51Just one.

00:52:51That's great.

00:53:10What's she doing?

00:53:12She's about to get busted.

00:53:14Uh, you need some help finding something?

00:53:38Uh, no.

00:53:39I'm okay.

00:53:40Thanks.

00:53:44On second thought, do you have, uh, those, um, colored, covered peanuts?

00:54:02There's peanuts in them.

00:54:04My dad used to eat them all the time, and I, uh...

00:54:05M&M's?

00:54:07Yes, M&M's.

00:54:09Do you have those?

00:54:10Oh, she blew up my dad's microwave!

00:54:27Hey, you!

00:54:28Get out of there!

00:54:33Get in the car!

00:54:34Ooh!

00:54:35Get in the car!

00:54:36Peace out!

00:54:37Give me up!

00:54:38Give me up!

00:54:39Give me up!

00:54:39Get in the car!

00:54:40Hey!

00:54:41Go back here!

00:54:42Right now!

00:54:43Go back here!

00:54:44Right now!

00:54:48Stop, you little shit!

00:54:50I say stop!

00:54:52Now!

00:54:58Where is she?

00:54:59You little thief!

00:55:06Look out!

00:55:06Don't eat her!

00:55:10Yeah!

00:55:16Ah!

00:55:24Ah!

00:55:25Ah!

00:55:26Ah!

00:55:27Ah!

00:55:28Ah!

00:55:29Oh my god, that was the most bodak thing I've ever seen in my life.

00:55:36Oh, whose friend are you anyways?

00:55:39You blew up my dad's microwave?

00:55:41Where did you learn to do that?

00:55:43YouTube.

00:55:44And I couldn't just get something for Cecily,

00:55:47and I'd get something for everyone else.

00:55:49So?

00:55:53You know what?

00:55:54I thought you might need this.

00:55:56Oh my god.

00:55:59And Nina.

00:56:01I don't mean to say anything bad about your hair,

00:56:03because we're cool.

00:56:04But, um, ever since the seizure thing,

00:56:07you might want to fix it.

00:56:11Thanks.

00:56:12Yes.

00:56:13And Sarah.

00:56:15What I got for you.

00:56:18Oh my god.

00:56:20Now these don't expire until 2010,

00:56:23so you might actually use one or two.

00:56:25And for the birthday girl?

00:56:28You're up.

00:56:29Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

00:56:33Wow!

00:56:36Who's the triple-dog queen?

00:56:38Come on!

00:56:39Come on!

00:56:40Give me some love.

00:56:41Yeah.

00:56:42Until you're busted by the security cam.

00:56:45Oh, and, uh, one for me.

00:56:47Oh my god.

00:56:48You are insane!

00:56:52Oh!

00:56:53All right.

00:56:54One more dare of the evening.

00:56:56Ready for yours, Spaulding?

00:56:58Let's do it.

00:56:59Sarah, it's your turn.

00:57:01Yay!

00:57:02Okay.

00:57:03Drum roll, please.

00:57:05I triple-dog dare you.

00:57:10To go to third base with Whisper tonight.

00:57:15You bitch.

00:57:17You love it.

00:57:18Hey, Mal.

00:57:19Can I ask you something?

00:57:20What?

00:57:21What's the whole deal Stacey St. Clair?

00:57:22Shut your mouth.

00:57:23Kick the ball.

00:57:24No.

00:57:25Keep talking, Spaulding.

00:57:26See where it gets ya.

00:57:27I don't talk about Stacey St. Clair.

00:57:28And I don't talk about Sacred Heart.

00:57:29Get it?

00:57:30Take a lap, ladies.

00:57:31Move it.

00:57:32Shit.

00:57:33Thanks a lot.

00:57:34And if you're so curious, why don't you ask Chapin?

00:57:35Two for you, Silvers.

00:57:36Oh!

00:57:37Oh!

00:57:38Oh!

00:57:39Oh!

00:57:40Oh!

00:57:41Oh!

00:57:42Oh!

00:57:43Oh!

00:57:44Oh!

00:57:45Oh!

00:57:46Oh!

00:57:47Oh!

00:57:48Oh!

00:57:49Oh!

00:57:50Oh!

00:57:51Oh!

00:57:52Oh!

00:57:53Oh!

00:57:54Oh!

00:57:55Oh!

00:57:56Oh!

00:57:57Oh!

00:57:58Oh!

00:58:01Good work, O'Donald!

00:58:27Oh!

00:58:28Oh!

00:58:29Oh!

00:58:30BELL RINGS

00:59:00How do I look?

00:59:02Sex-alicious.

00:59:04You don't think I'm trying too hard?

00:59:06No, just be cool.

00:59:08Most were like that.

00:59:10Um, Chapin, can I ask you something?

00:59:12Yeah?

00:59:14Do you know anything about Stacy St. Clair?

00:59:18Why would you ask me that?

00:59:20Why do you even care?

00:59:22Chillax, I...

00:59:24No, you chillax!

00:59:26And no, she was older than me.

00:59:28Liza said...

00:59:30Who cares what Liza said?

00:59:32Well, she said you two got into a fight,

00:59:34and then you pushed her off the bridge.

00:59:36Liza!

00:59:38Get over here!

00:59:44Chapin, just forget about it.

00:59:46No, I'm not gonna forget about it.

00:59:48I don't like it when people talk shit about me.

00:59:50The whole Stacy St. Clair thing?

00:59:52You weren't there, were you, Liza?

00:59:54Look, I...

00:59:56You weren't there.

00:59:58You don't know what happened, so stop fucking talking about it.

01:00:00And FYI, I didn't even know her, okay?

01:00:04All I know is that we were at a party.

01:00:08Stacy was depressed.

01:00:14And then she ran off.

01:00:18Just like that?

01:00:20Just like that.

01:00:22She wasn't stoned or seeing butterflies?

01:00:24People who were depressed do crazy things.

01:00:28Maybe her mom hit her.

01:00:32Maybe her dog died.

01:00:36Maybe she was pregnant.

01:00:48Or maybe she was just a coked-out junkie who lost her wealth to live.

01:00:54Or maybe she was just a coked-out junkie who lost her wealth to live.

01:01:08I don't know.

01:01:10I didn't ask her.

01:01:12All I know is that she jumped, okay?

01:01:14Then why'd you get expelled?

01:01:16Because I was there.

01:01:18Just like that lesbian Aunt Mallory Silvers.

01:01:20That's not what I heard, Chapin.

01:01:22Okay, stop it.

01:01:24God!

01:01:25Cat the Ass Act, Chapin.

01:01:27It's my birthday party.

01:01:28You're gonna behave yourself.

01:01:30I'm haved.

01:01:31Good.

01:01:32So nice being around you is like babysitting a kid with ADD.

01:01:36Why is everyone looking at me?

01:02:02They're not looking at you, they're looking at me.

01:02:05Yo, Stefan, where's Whisper?

01:02:09Somewhere around.

01:02:11Get off me, quick, quick.

01:02:18It's alright.

01:02:20What is that?

01:02:21What?

01:02:22It's like that, huh?

01:02:24So hey, uh, you're looking pretty good tonight, right?

01:02:29Uh, yeah, she's cute.

01:02:32Bangable cute?

01:02:34She looks good.

01:02:36Come on, let me show you something.

01:02:38Come on.

01:02:39Let me show you something.

01:02:40Come on.

01:02:41Come on.

01:02:42Come on.

01:02:43Come on.

01:02:44Come on.

01:02:45Come on.

01:02:46Come on.

01:02:48Come on.

01:02:49Come on.

01:02:52That's so bitchin'

01:03:02Do you want me to teach you?

01:03:06For reals?

01:03:08I taught my auntie

01:03:09Sweet

01:03:10I want to make

01:03:17a sweater

01:03:19A pink one?

01:03:22I can rock, pink

01:03:24Right?

01:03:26Tell us

01:03:26Have a drink

01:03:30Here

01:03:31Yeah, girl

01:03:52Nice fun bubbles

01:04:00Just grab me one of those

01:04:06Give me one, man

01:04:06Hey, it's Rat Girl

01:04:09Shut it down

01:04:10What?

01:04:11Why?

01:04:11Do I need a sex buddy or something?

01:04:12Hey

01:04:17Is my brother mad when he found you?

01:04:28No, he got over it

01:04:29Did Cecil really piss on Scout Coe's suit?

01:04:34Right on the welcome mat

01:04:35Oh, but don't tell her I told you that

01:04:38She's still, like, freaking out over it

01:04:40So you're nervous?

01:04:41Yeah

01:04:44And you're not gonna back out, are you?

01:04:48No

01:04:49My dad loves my hair

01:04:51Hey

01:04:52See ya

01:04:57What was your dare tonight?

01:05:10Not telling

01:05:11Why not?

01:05:13Because you'll fuss at me like a little girl

01:05:15I will not

01:05:17Swear

01:05:18I swear I won't fuss at you like a little girl

01:05:22What was your big dare? Come on

01:05:25I had to mug a penthouse from Carby's

01:05:28And?

01:05:29Exactly

01:05:30So I stole a bunch of shit and blew up a microwave

01:05:34Why do you do shit like that?

01:05:39Especially after, um, you know

01:05:42I don't know

01:05:45Cause

01:05:47It's fun

01:05:51And we were bored

01:05:53And I have no intention of ever shaving my head

01:05:56You'd still be hot

01:06:00Where are you going?

01:06:16Alright

01:06:16I keep telling you to go

01:06:20But you ain't cheering me

01:06:22So what do I gotta do

01:06:24To get through to you

01:06:26See I feel like there's nothing wrong

01:06:30Oh baby I'll give you sweet on the phone

01:06:34I'm holding hands on

01:06:37I'm holding hands on

01:06:38I'm holding hands on

01:06:39It's hard and crazy

01:06:41Hey

01:06:42Oh, hey

01:06:44Right here

01:06:47I mean

01:06:52I know I get good grades

01:06:54I know I'm Catholic

01:06:56I know I'm conservative

01:06:57But

01:06:57Dammit

01:06:59I wanna rage too sometimes

01:07:01You know

01:07:01Totally

01:07:03Everybody should get naked

01:07:06And run around at least once

01:07:08In their lives

01:07:09Fuck yeah

01:07:10It was totally liberating

01:07:13It should be a law

01:07:15Hell yeah

01:07:17I'd vote for it

01:07:18Hell yeah

01:07:19What are you guys talking about?

01:07:21Getting naked

01:07:22Fuck yeah

01:07:24Dude

01:07:26We should knit naked

01:07:29Okay Sarah, let's go

01:07:32Fuck no, I'm busy

01:07:34Come on

01:07:36I will bring her right back

01:07:41Excuse us

01:07:42Get away

01:07:50Get away

01:07:52Get away

01:07:54Get down to the side

01:07:56Get down to the side

01:07:58Get down to the side

01:08:00Get down to the side

01:08:02Don't knock it up if there's nothing wrong

01:08:05Get down to the side

01:08:08Get down to the side

01:08:08What do you say?

01:08:11I like

01:08:11Get down to the side

01:08:12Get down to the side

01:08:14Get away

01:08:14Get downEm

01:08:31civic

01:08:32I like your shirt.

01:08:45So do I. That's why I bought it.

01:08:55What was your dare tonight, Eve?

01:09:00I'm working on it.

01:09:02I'm working on it.

01:09:13What's third base?

01:09:15Are you serious?

01:09:17You dared her?

01:09:18You told me to.

01:09:20Oral, Sarah.

01:09:22Third base is oral.

01:09:24Oh, oral sex.

01:09:26I'm here.

01:09:29I'm here.

01:09:51Well, maybe we should stop.

01:09:54Eve, come on.

01:09:57You've been looking.

01:09:58I'm a guy.

01:09:59I can't help it.

01:10:00Then act like it.

01:10:14Eve, look, I think you're cool.

01:10:18But...

01:10:19But?

01:10:23I've got my eye on somebody else.

01:10:26Who?

01:10:28Your girl.

01:10:32Chapin?

01:10:37Are you serious?

01:10:38Look, you're cute.

01:10:45I'm sorry.

01:10:46Shut up!

01:10:48You knew it.

01:10:57Eve, wait!

01:10:58Oh, what's going on?

01:11:03I was just about to ask you the same thing.

01:11:08Slut up.

01:11:12What?

01:11:18What the hell is your problem?

01:11:19I'm problem-free, Chapin.

01:11:21Then why didn't you...

01:11:22I mean, she's cute, right?

01:11:25You were watching me?

01:11:27Of course, I was watching you.

01:11:28It's the freaking game.

01:11:29Well, then you know exactly what my problem is.

01:11:32Oh, that has nothing to do with it.

01:11:34For God's sakes, it's her birthday!

01:11:36Come on, Chapin.

01:11:37Hold up!

01:11:38Hold up!

01:11:39What's the matter with you?

01:11:40This is not how it was supposed to go.

01:11:41Oh.

01:11:46If I kiss you,

01:11:49then will you hook up with her?

01:11:51Are you serious?

01:11:53You heard me, will you?

01:11:57Um...

01:11:57I don't...

01:11:59What the hell is the matter with you?

01:12:11It's a game.

01:12:12It's supposed to be fun.

01:12:14She's my best friend,

01:12:15and it's her 16th birthday.

01:12:18Her dad hasn't called her,

01:12:19and she's all upset about it.

01:12:20She has this huge crush on you,

01:12:22and now if you don't hook up with her,

01:12:24she has to get her head shaved.

01:12:26Doesn't that sound messed up to you?

01:12:29Yeah.

01:12:30It's supposed to be fun,

01:12:32and then everything goes wrong.

01:12:35You mean like Stacy?

01:12:36Don't talk about it.

01:12:39I never should have even told you.

01:12:42It wasn't your fault.

01:12:44How do you know?

01:12:44You weren't even there.

01:12:45It wasn't.

01:12:47Stop talking about it!

01:12:48Chapin, accidents happen all of the time,

01:12:50and it's not your fault.

01:12:51Shut up!

01:12:52Shut up!

01:12:53So, you guys done with your game yet?

01:13:02And this is your business because?

01:13:04Well, did you ask Chapin about Stacy St. Clair?

01:13:07Yes.

01:13:08She said she fell off a bridge.

01:13:10Maybe she fell.

01:13:11Maybe she was pushed.

01:13:13Maybe she jumped.

01:13:14Don't be mad, Mal.

01:13:24That's the game.

01:13:26And I think it brings out your eyes.

01:13:32Who's next?

01:13:36You.

01:13:37Pick someone to dare you.

01:13:40Then how about you, smartass?

01:13:42Make it good.

01:13:44I'm getting bored.

01:13:46Jump.

01:13:47Run.

01:13:49The bridge.

01:13:53The jogger bridge.

01:13:55I triple dog dare you to jump off the jogger bridge.

01:13:59That's stupid.

01:14:00Sends your head, Baldy.

01:14:02How much is in the pot?

01:14:04$2.80.

01:14:05Well, you might as well just put it in my pocket now.

01:14:08Let's go.

01:14:11Let's jump.

01:14:12Maybe someone dared her to.

01:14:13What is your problem, Mallory?

01:14:16What really happened to Stacy St. Clair?

01:14:18She jumped.

01:14:20Yes, she did.

01:14:21Because someone dared her to.

01:14:24Is that true?

01:14:27Nothing bad was supposed to happen.

01:14:29It was supposed to be fun.

01:14:31Are you guys having fun?

01:14:33People jump off that bridge all the time and nothing happened.

01:14:36There's a current idiot, but you weren't thinking about that.

01:14:40You needed to be the center of attention, so you triple dog dared Stacy St. Clair to do something you knew you couldn't.

01:14:45I could have.

01:14:46I don't think so.

01:14:47You daring me, Mal?

01:14:48I wouldn't be that dumb.

01:14:50I wouldn't be that dumb.

01:14:50No.

01:14:55Shabin!

01:14:56You bitch.

01:15:06Shabin!

01:15:08Shabin!

01:15:13Shabin!

01:15:15Shabin!

01:15:16Get your ass back here right now!

01:15:25Chapin!

01:15:27Chapin, don't you dare!

01:15:29Listen to me right now!

01:15:32Chapin!

01:15:34Chapin!

01:15:36Chapin!

01:15:38Don't do it!

01:15:46Don't do it!

01:15:56Don't do it!

01:15:58Don't do it, Chapin!

01:16:03No!

01:16:05Chapin!

01:16:14I don't see anything!

01:16:17Go down to the bend of the river!

01:16:24Chapin!

01:16:26Oh my god!

01:16:46I don't see anything!

01:16:47Me neither!

01:16:48Chapin!

01:16:49Maybe she swam to the other side!

01:16:50You bitch!

01:16:51I didn't tell her to do it!

01:16:52What dumbass!

01:16:53Jumps off a bridge in the middle of the night, huh?

01:16:54What dumbass!

01:16:55She's crazy!

01:16:56She's crazy!

01:16:57She was there!

01:16:58She knew what would happen!

01:17:00What's that?

01:17:01What's that?

01:17:02Shit!

01:17:03I'm calling 911!

01:17:04She probably swam to the other side!

01:17:05Come on!

01:17:06Let's go!

01:17:07Chapin!

01:17:08Chapin!

01:17:09Chapin!

01:17:10Chapin!

01:17:11Chapin!

01:17:12Chapin!

01:17:13Chapin!

01:17:14Chapin!

01:17:16Chapin!

01:17:19Chapin!

01:17:20Chapin!

01:17:21Shit!

01:17:24I'm calling 911.

01:17:28She probably swam to the other side. Come on, let's go.

01:17:32Chapin! Chapin!

01:17:34Chapin! Chapin!

01:17:40Chapin!

01:17:42Maybe we should turn around.

01:17:46I thought the bomb was just starting.

01:17:49Chapin!

01:17:51What? You two look like you've seen a ghost or something.

01:17:55You think that was funny!

01:17:57Eve, stop! Eve, stop!

01:17:59I thought you were dead!

01:18:01I thought you were dead!

01:18:03Eve!

01:18:04Shut up! You moron!

01:18:06Look, if we're not cool anymore, I can just walk home, okay?

01:18:08Dad, walk yourself home!

01:18:10Fine, I will, bitch!

01:18:13How could you be so selfish?

01:18:17I just needed to see because it was my fault to fuck you!

01:18:20They're not understanding that!

01:18:28I shouldn't have done it.

01:18:34I should've just got my big mouth shut!

01:18:37I don't know.

01:18:38I shouldn't have done it.

01:18:43I should've been sitting there.

01:18:44I shouldn't have done it.

01:18:45I shouldn't have done it.

01:18:47I shouldn't have done it.

01:18:50I shouldn't have dared her.

01:18:58That wasn't your fault, Chapin.

01:19:00Yes, it was.

01:19:01No, it wasn't.

01:19:02I didn't know about the current.

01:19:04I just, I, I just didn't know.

01:19:10It was an accident, Chapin.

01:19:20God, it totally is.

01:19:22Yeah, you kind of do.

01:19:28Are you okay?

01:19:32Yeah, I think I'll be alright.

01:19:37We should go find out where everybody else is.

01:19:50Oh my god, you're alive!

01:19:58You are like the dumbest person I've ever met in my life, seriously.

01:20:02Shut up, Cecily.

01:20:03You're not as perfect as you think you are, okay?

01:20:06Excuse me?

01:20:07You heard what I said.

01:20:08If you have a problem with Chapin, you can go home.

01:20:12Chapin!

01:20:13Chapin?

01:20:16I'm fine.

01:20:17I'm fine.

01:20:18Oh no.

01:20:19Police!

01:20:22Let's go.

01:20:29Come on.

01:20:42I think it kind of goes without saying, doesn't it? Chapin for sure.

01:20:46Excuse me, I peed on Scalco's stoop.

01:20:49Okay?

01:20:50He'll probably never speak to me again.

01:20:52After he kicks me out of school, that is.

01:20:54Can I vote for myself?

01:20:55No.

01:20:56No.

01:20:57Then I vote for Nina by default.

01:21:00Chapin.

01:21:06Chapin, you win.

01:21:07And for the record, my vote was for Sarah.

01:21:13Don't we have to shave Eve's head now?

01:21:17What?

01:21:18That's the game, right?

01:21:19I mean, I wanted to do pedicures.

01:21:21Screw your feet, Cecily.

01:21:24Did your dad call yet?

01:21:27You should just call him.

01:21:28Call him.

01:21:31You know what?

01:21:33I will.

01:21:43Hi, Dad.

01:21:44Yeah, I know it's late, but I was just calling because...

01:21:54Yeah, I know, but...

01:21:58I was just waiting for you to call because...

01:22:03Fine.

01:22:05I won't.

01:22:10Bye.

01:22:15Eve?

01:22:18He said never to call this late again.

01:22:24I need a minute.

01:22:25Help!

01:22:36Help!

01:22:40Great.

01:22:41She flipped the fuck out.

01:22:47Eve.

01:22:49You alright?

01:22:51I just needed...

01:22:53to get that out.

01:23:02Let's do it.

01:23:04Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't have to.

01:23:06Yeah, I thought your dad loved your hair.

01:23:08That's the game, right?

01:23:10Friends stick.

01:23:12Dads don't.

01:23:16I want to.

01:23:18Let's do it.

01:23:22I want to...

01:23:27Keep...

01:23:29Let's do it.

01:23:34Welcome.

01:23:36Please.

01:23:38We'll...

01:23:43Please wait...

01:23:45It's delicious.

01:23:47Yeah.

01:23:48Let's do it.

01:23:50Let's do it.

01:23:51I don't know.

01:24:21Why are you crying?

01:24:24It's really sad.

01:24:27But it's my hair.

01:24:30I'll leave you a hat.

01:24:40Hey, Eve.

01:24:42So what's your mom going to say about your hair?

01:24:45I don't think you can speak when you're having a stroke.

01:24:49Yeah.

01:24:51I better get home.

01:24:53I can drop you off.

01:24:56I got wheels.

01:25:02Okay, well, I guess I'll just...

01:25:05Still friends?

01:25:08Always.

01:25:10BFF.

01:25:10And just so you know, nobody in their right mind would ever leave you behind.

01:25:22You smell that?

01:25:25What?

01:25:27Sniff again.

01:25:32Nostalgia.

01:25:33Nostalgia.

01:25:34Nostalgia.

01:25:35Nostalgia.

01:25:36Nostalgia.

01:25:37Nostalgia.

01:25:38Nostalgia.

01:25:39Nostalgia.

01:25:40Nostalgia.

01:25:41Nostalgia.

01:25:42Nostalgia.

01:25:43Nostalgia.

01:25:44Nostalgia.

01:25:45Nostalgia.

01:25:46Nostalgia.

01:25:47Nostalgia.

01:25:48Nostalgia.

01:25:49Nostalgia.

01:25:50Nostalgia.

01:25:51Nostalgia.

01:25:52Nostalgia.

01:25:53Oh, my God.

01:26:23Oh, my God.

01:26:53Oh, my God.

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