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00:00Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.

00:30Jackass!

00:33Jackass!

01:00Jackass!

01:03Jackass!

01:30Jackass!

01:37Jackass!

01:40Jackass!

01:47Jackass!

01:54Jackass!

02:00My mom's going to hate this beast, me and Garbage Man.

02:10Why is he called the Garbage Man?

02:12I'll tell you.

02:30Your dad brought me A bit too, too.

02:38It's a mini fish!

02:39What did he do wrong?

03:00What did he do wrong? Everything!

03:02He flipped it the wrong way, it should have been backwards, and then he landed right about here.

03:06Oh, oh, oh!

03:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

05:17You know, I'm done with this, seriously.

05:31Yeah, I know.

05:32All right, stick them up by yourself if you're so sick of it.

05:35You make me sick.

05:36I'm done.

05:37Hey!

05:38Hey!

05:39Is anybody there?

05:43Is anybody there?

05:44Oh, hey!

05:45Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the crapper sled.

05:46Look at him.

05:47Oh, hey!

05:48Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the crapper sled.

05:49Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the crapper sled.

05:50Oh, hey!

05:51Hey!

05:52Oh, hey!

05:53Oh, hey!

05:54Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the crapper sled.

05:57Oh, hey!

05:58Oh, hey!

05:59Oh, hey!

06:00This is the crapper sled!

06:01Oh!

06:05Oh, hey!

06:06Oh, hey!

06:08Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is the crapper sled!

06:15Whoa!

06:45This is where the candy is.

07:07No, no, no, no, no, no, not yet.

07:13Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the human pinata.

07:43Look at that camera man right there.

07:45Look at the camera man.

07:46Look at the camera man.

07:47Go get him.

07:48There's candy in his stomach.

07:49Go get him.

07:50Jason, get the camera man.

07:51Hit him.

07:52You got candy in his belly.

07:53You got candy in his belly.

07:54Ow!

07:55Ow!

07:56Ow!

07:57Ow!

07:58Get on the ding ding!

08:00I'm hurt!

08:02Ow!

08:03Whoa!

08:04Yeah, man.

08:08Yeah!

08:11Yeah!

08:13Wild...

08:16Wild...

08:21Wild...

08:24Wild...

08:26Wild Strings

08:35She takes the heat or the drama

08:36dust

08:38turn on the steep frankly

08:39Cool me off with you big crowd

08:40Anna98

08:41Then you use Facebook writers

08:42we'll steal restaurants

08:43AAfik

08:44Wild Strings

08:46Running, running, running

08:47Wild Strings

08:48Running куда

08:49tą

08:54olha

08:55Handful in shame, Just call it fierce,

08:59Skitty, Yout latches,

09:02Walking?

09:03Wild in the Streets?

09:06Living in the Streets,

09:08Running Wild in the Streets,

09:12Running Wild in the Streets,

09:16Running Wild in the Streets.

09:18Running Wild in the Streets

09:211, 2, 1, 2, 3

09:28Thank you

09:51I can catch you! I can catch you!

09:58Wait!

09:59Come here!

10:01Come here!

10:02Come here!

10:03Come here!

10:21Come here!

10:366.

10:436

10:46It's on the back of the road, but it's very close to the road.

10:56So, that's the end.

11:02The road is on the road.

11:08howdy partner we're here at the sunset ranch again in hollywood california and we're about

11:35to have an old west paintball duel

11:49it's a speedo g-string but this is a treasure

12:03oh look you look ridiculous

12:18we're drawing straws right now to determine the contestants in the first match

12:22kossik and pontius is the first duel and then kassik and myself with the next contestants will

12:27stand back to back then we'll walk three paces away from each other and turn around and fire

12:34between here and here is the kill zone this would be the thrill zone

12:40we have a kill

12:54you're lactating the winner of that match would be pontius are you hurting no i just want to get

13:00these chaps off i feel like i'm wearing we man size clothing one two three

13:08okay here's the championship duel between mr kassik and mr pines

13:32championship duel between mr kassik and mr pines you ready to go men

13:45i think we have a winner kassik don't mess with jedi kassik look at that damage right there

14:01i will now take some of this cake that i could not finish

14:28oh these these these be very happy birds here in a little bit

14:36you think the bird suit will work here

14:43that's disgusting

14:52put it in the bucket no you got to get it up stand like that yeah yeah

15:02they're not coming they're not coming wait wait wait just leave it out there get down put your head

15:11down put your head down put your head down put your head down hey wait don't move don't move don't move

15:16don't move don't move out of my ass he's he's eating it out of here

15:23i think

15:34servants unroll the royal carpet i'm the king of rock there is none higher

15:40sucker emcees should call me sire to force my kingdom you must use fire i won't stop rocking till i retire

15:46now we rocked our party and don't correct all cuts are on time and rhymes connect got the right to vote

15:53and we'll eat less and other rappers can't stand us but give us respect

16:08okay

16:27king sire

16:32All right, this is called Nutball.

17:00It's a game I used to play as a young child, a young boy, frolicking with my friends.

17:06The object is to sit across the room from one another and lock this racquetball in the

17:11air and whoever can't take getting hit in the bullseye anymore would be the loser and

17:15the other gentleman being the victor.

17:26Okay, resume play.

17:33That was a bouncer.

17:35I don't have as much dying to protect me.

17:40I'm all balls.

17:47He got the wiener.

17:50I got a little d*** in one die.

17:54That was a bouncer though.

17:58That resonates nicely.

18:05I got to knock out Johnny fast.

18:13I'm the veteran.

18:14I'm the crafty veteran.

18:20Let me move over to this side.

18:28This is to see who has to play with Steve-O throwing the bone across the room, which weighs

18:43like four or five pounds.

18:50I have absolutely eliminated every last competitor and now I'm drawing from the bull to see once

19:02the stakes are high, who gets annihilated by the bone.

19:06That would be Aaron.

19:09Steve-O's the winner.

19:22You've got to help me man, I just need some water to get this off with.

19:27Hi, I had an accident.

19:30Danger is coming out!

19:33Super athletes!

19:34Super athletes!

19:36What are you guys doing in my yard?

19:56Get out of my yard!

20:06That is a naked man in your front yard!

20:28Just let me put some clothes on!

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