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00:00Hey, can you show Puppy's face if he says no?

00:03Can you blur it?

00:05We want to know if you do an intro for the show.

00:07Yeah, it's my favorite show.

00:08Reason to say hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

00:10Welcome to Jackass.

00:11Can I hit you or something?

00:13I don't know how to hit you or anything on you.

00:14I want to get punched in the face.

00:16Okay.

00:17What's up?

00:18I'm Johnny Knoxville.

00:19Welcome to Jackass.

00:21That was a good one.

00:24Come on, let's do some other .

00:26Let me tell you that understands or something, man.

00:30This is the Abe Lincoln beard of leeches.

00:42Whoa!

00:43Hey, hey, get him.

00:45Get him.

00:46Get him.

00:47Get him.

00:48Get him.

00:49Get him.

00:50Get him.

00:51Get him.

00:52Get him.

00:53Get him.

00:54Get him.

00:55Get him.

00:56Get him.

00:57Get him.

00:58Get him.

00:59Get him.

01:04Will you get him off my crotch?

01:09Should I lay down?

01:10I might have a blinkin' mole of leeches.

01:14Four score and seven years ago, our fathers founded upon this continent a new nation.

01:20Conceived of liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

01:29We are now engaged in a civil war to test whether this nation or any nation so conceived and dedicated can long endure.

01:43What's in my mouth?

01:46Liberate.

01:47Penetrate.

01:48Penetrate.

01:49Penetrate.

01:50And boy, can I...

01:51Oh!

01:52He's in my ear.

01:53Get him out of my ear.

01:54No, no, no.

01:55Hey, I think you left off and penetrate.

01:56No, no.

01:57They won't.

01:58They won't.

01:59That was a hairball of leeches.

02:26No, no, no, no!

02:29I love leeches!

02:30No.

02:31Oh!

02:32Oh!

02:33Oh!

02:34Oh!

02:35Oh!

02:36Oh!

02:37Oh!

02:51Oh!

02:52Oh!

02:53Oh!

02:54Oh!

02:55Oh!

02:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:25Hi, I'm Wee-Man and this is a Wee-Han.

04:35It's a 12 inch diesel powered chipper. It's a 200 horsepower unit.

04:40It feeds the material in the back of the unit and disperses it out the chute.

04:45I'm right done. I'm about to have fun with the wood chipper.

04:55I think he's trying to say I got a small unit. Strawberry milk.

05:07Let's try something mellow first.

05:25your help!

05:28Let's try something you could do.

05:31Green.

05:38Green.

05:40Green.

05:41Green.

05:45Green.

05:46Green.

05:47Green.

05:48Green.

05:49Green.

05:50Green.

05:51Green.

05:52Green.

05:53Green.

05:54Green.

05:56Dude, the squid hurt so much worse than anything else.

06:16What was that?

06:17It was a frozen turkey.

06:25Let's go!

06:55Oh my god. Look at that. That just came out of my head.

06:59Oh dude, you smell like hot trash.

07:02This is my new contraption.

07:06And it's gonna work.

07:08This is ice barrel jumping.

07:23One barrel crass.

07:38It's like we're amateurs or something.

07:44Thank you for it.

08:14Three is my unlucky number.

08:16Alright.

08:17Got it.

08:18Go!

08:25She heard the unit.

08:27Alright, I'm left.

08:44I know you guys want me to eat this, but that's not gonna happen.

08:53It's not gonna happen.

08:55Yeah, it's gonna happen.

08:58Hey!

08:59Hey!

09:00Hey!

09:01Hey!

09:02Hey!

09:03Hey!

09:04Hey!

09:05Hey!

09:06Hey!

09:07Hey!

09:08Hey!

09:09Hey!

09:10Hey!

09:11Hey!

09:12Hey!

09:22That's all I was waiting for.

09:24That's what I needed to see.

09:25I didn't care about the mates.

09:27Who cares about the mates?

09:28I want to see if people give me crap.

09:42not here.

09:43Hey!

09:44And this is a serious Alois.

09:45And this eats the

09:59zoo.

09:59Hello?

10:00What was the fight?

10:01Yeah.

10:02I didn't care about the mates.

10:04I just...

10:34Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

10:41I just didn't see that curb there.

10:44Oh, God.

10:46Yeah, here.

10:47If you can just maybe just...

10:48You want to get back up?

10:49Yeah, here.

10:50How about you guys just pick me up and put me on the sidewalk there?

10:53Yeah.

10:54Oh, boy.

10:55All right.

10:56Oh.

10:57Oh.

10:58All right.

10:59Be careful.

11:00Oh.

11:01Oh, God.

11:02Oh.

11:09Oh, God.

11:11Oh, God.

11:15Oh.

11:16Ah.

11:19Oh.

11:25Ah.

11:27maybe

11:29ah

11:31ah

11:33ah

11:35maybe

11:37you can

11:39throw it

11:41up to

11:43oh

11:45ah

11:47ah

11:49ah

11:51ah

11:53ah

11:55ah

11:57ah

11:59ah

12:01ah

12:03all right steve-o's over there and i'm about to antique him

12:07you're not gonna antique him

12:09ah

12:11ah

12:13go get him go get him go get him

12:15yeah

12:17ah

12:19ah

12:21go back in the van

12:23back in the van

12:25back in the van

12:27hi i'm rick kosik

12:29i'm johnny knoxville

12:31this is urban sledding

12:43ah

12:45ah

12:47ah

12:49ah

12:51ah

12:53ah

12:55ah

12:57ah

12:59ah

13:01that hurt

13:03is that my skid mark in my jacket

13:05ah

13:07ah

13:09let's try it down steps

13:11ah

13:21ah

13:23ah

13:25ah

13:27ah

13:29ah

13:31ah

13:33ah

13:35ah

13:37ah

13:39ah

13:47ah

13:49ah

13:53ah

13:55I just made bubbles.

14:18I think we're all in agreement for five minutes.

14:23Gentlemen, start your engines.

14:30Gentlemen, start your engines.

14:32Let's get ready to hot time.

14:36Don't get the ray too hard on them.

14:41This is Ryan Dunn, a.k.a. Plugs, because...

14:47Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is the Idiot Launch.

15:03Two, one, two, three.

15:07Ow!

15:08Oh, .

15:13Yeah! Sweet, dude.

15:19Yeah!

15:21Let me see your shirt real quick.

15:23It's got some boogers on.

15:25Check out Nova's suit here.

15:29Uh-oh.

15:30This ain't gonna make it.

15:32Wait.

15:33Duke both arms and then maybe yank it up over.

15:36Bro.

15:38Dagger.

15:39Oh, man.

15:40I'm kidding, man.

15:41I know.

15:42This job's no good here.

15:43Well, we can hit it.

15:44Oh, man, you look like an egg with legs coming out of it.

15:49I'm Chef Dave and this is the omelet.

15:52Thanks.

15:53I want everyone not in the hazmat suit back against the wall so Dave can make an omelet.

16:00Let's start out with, how about the onion?

16:03Those are always good to start the day with.

16:05There's a lot of items in here and, of course, you don't need a knife the way we're gonna cook this omelet today.

16:12All the vegetables were washed ahead of time to ensure cleanliness.

16:17A little bit of tomato.

16:19Always remove all stickers.

16:23Mushrooms.

16:25Can't go wrong with mushrooms.

16:26They go in any omelet.

16:27If you're gonna use real sausage, you might want to go with blood-borne sausages.

16:31They're the best.

16:32Get them while they're hot.

16:34These are called fake sausages.

16:39They're a few different colors.

16:41For variety, you don't want a rainbow in front of you when it comes time to eat.

16:47Next up, we're gonna need some butter in there.

16:50Lubricates the whole meal.

16:55All right, yeah.

16:59Milk adds to the fluffiness of the omelet.

17:03How much cheese do you use?

17:08It matters how much you like cheese.

17:09How much do I like cheese?

17:10A lot.

17:11Today, we're gonna make a three-egg omelet.

17:14Down the hatch.

17:15Bottoms up.

17:16Down the hatch.

17:17Bottoms up.

17:19Head in the hatch.

17:20Red taste.

17:21Beef with onions.

17:23Beef with onions.

17:24POPP.

17:25NURSE!

17:26Chicken.

17:27DUNSE!

17:28POPP.

17:29NURSE!

17:31POPP.

17:32FOPP.

17:33FOOL.

17:34POPP.

17:36Hurrah.

17:37Cooking is such a pleasure.

17:38It's such a pleasure.

17:52You know what?

17:53That's not going to make much of an obelette, is it?

17:56I'm going to need an extra one.

18:08There we go.

18:21Get a good shot of that, man.

18:24Yeah.

18:30That's what I call a good-sized omelet.

18:33Yes, it's coming along nicely.

18:35Johnny, can you smell that at all through that suit there?

18:37Yeah, it's just completely enticing.

18:40Let me take the final temperature.

18:43160.

18:43See how the milk is just bringing, it's just getting a fluffy quality to it?

18:47Look at this.

18:48All right, it looks like we're about done.

18:49It ended up more of a scramble, but that's okay.

18:51I like scrambles, too.

18:53Omelets are my favorite, though.

18:54I'm sorry there's not an extra plate, Johnny.

18:56I would have loved to offer you some.

18:57No, I'm good.

18:59Love to start my day with this.

19:01Would you like some?

19:08Would you like some?

19:09No, no, no.

19:11All right, that about wraps up our show this week.

19:14Next week, pizza.

19:18You've been checked on the open ice before?

19:20I've been checked on the open ice before.

19:21What's up, ladies and gentlemen?

19:28I'm Johnny Knoxville.

19:29Welcome to Jackass.

19:34Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the beard of leeches.

19:38The Abe Lincoln beard of leeches.

19:40One, two, three.

19:57We got it, we got it.

19:59We got it.

20:00We got it.

20:03We got it.

20:05We got it.

20:09I hope it's worth all the laughter.

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