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Love Island UK S12 EP 57
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00:00Me and Megan had a kiss under a terrace.
00:12The final is almost here.
00:14We could go in a hideaway, haven't we?
00:18I hate you.
00:20I love you too.
00:21No you don't.
00:22This series has been epic.
00:25Go and shag your good time, girl.
00:27It's so done.
00:30Twice.
00:31No, it was three times actually.
00:33Oh my God!
00:35The Love Island bosses are over the moons.
00:39Do you have a threesome with me and Tony?
00:43How do you think that makes me feel?
00:45Yeah, but do that squeeze in.
00:47Yeah, laugh you little smug prick.
00:49Little smug.
00:50Lanky lampo.
00:51The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come
00:55and that shape turns out to be a triangle.
00:58So many triangles.
01:00Harry is with Shakira but liked Helena.
01:02There was Tony, Harris and Lauren.
01:05Helena, Harris and Tony.
01:07There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
01:09Tony, Harris and Cash.
01:11Tommy, Megan, Connor.
01:13Megan, Connor, Emily.
01:15Dijon, Meg, Milisha.
01:17Dijon, Meg, Andrada.
01:19Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.
01:21That was more of a threesome but who's counting.
01:25And even Blue tried the triangle.
01:28Angel, Ty, Blue.
01:30Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.
01:32But he got a double pie.
01:34And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department,
01:42we could deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram
01:47multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse love rhombus
01:50divided by the power infinite unaired clips plus one love heart
01:54equals an A-grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:59And yes, I have no idea what I just said.
02:03What you think it is?
02:05So if you want to watch your Islanders bomb.
02:08Wee!
02:10Wind each other up.
02:12I can't really take off.
02:14You've got to speed up.
02:15What you think it is?
02:17Getting everything out in the open.
02:19He's belching, he's belching, he's belching.
02:21It's all coming out. It's all coming out.
02:23Aw.
02:24There it is.
02:26And a little too handsy.
02:28Did you used to play that?
02:31What are we getting though?
02:34Then you can count on us.
02:3631, I'll go.
02:3732.
02:3833.
02:3934.
02:4035.
02:4136.
02:4237.
02:4338.
02:44Oh, blue!
02:45Jesus Christ!
02:46No, no, Mike!
02:50It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
02:53What do you think it is?
02:55Here's an unseen bit of Ty trying to spice things up with Angel.
03:00But it's all coming off a little eggy.
03:02Oh, what have you put on the eggs?
03:04A little bit of chilli.
03:05Oh, you don't want it.
03:06No, you don't want it.
03:07No, you don't want it.
03:08No, it's not hot.
03:09It's not hot.
03:10No, no, no, I'll be fine.
03:11I'll do it.
03:12Have you put cheese on this?
03:13I actually am, but it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
03:17That looks like cheese.
03:18Wait, what?
03:19No, no, it's butter.
03:20It is butter.
03:21I like cheese.
03:22Yeah, it's cheese.
03:23I don't get why people like spicy food.
03:27When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum.
03:30It hurts your bum?
03:31I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy, it comes spicy out your bum.
03:35Oh, what meat in?
03:37Oh my God.
03:38I should have spicy that bit.
03:41Is that spicy for you?
03:42That wasn't that bad.
03:44This is not much of a kick to me.
03:46Not that bad.
03:47You're drinking water right after.
03:51You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
03:55Shall I get you a pint of milk?
03:58You're going to be having a spicy poo after this.
04:00That's it, Angel.
04:02Wash away the sting and look forward to finding out every day.
04:04If it's true about the hurtie bum.
04:13Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love
04:16and this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match.
04:20Does anyone want to play tennis?
04:23Where's the racket?
04:24In your hand.
04:25Where's the ball?
04:27Where's the net?
04:28What, invisible tennis?
04:29That sounded quite good to be fair.
04:36That's good.
04:37Someone hit him one back then.
04:38Go on, Angel.
04:39I reckon you can hit one back.
04:40Angel does more table tennis.
04:41Hey!
04:42Hey!
04:43Hey!
04:44Hey!
04:45I can't even do that.
04:46I can't even do that.
04:47I can't even do that.
04:48Hey!
04:49I can't even do that.
04:53This is quite insane.
04:54I can't even do that.
04:58Why am I watching watching, who am I watching?
05:05Why am I watching, why am I watching?
05:08Why am I watching so Research?
05:11Can't get asked for.
05:13I can't even do that.
05:15This is quite insane.
05:27Why am I watching? Why am I going back and forth?
05:29He's getting so into it.
05:33How does he do it so loud though?
05:40Do it double.
05:43She's doing it.
05:46What is that? She did?
05:50Oh, that's how he's doing it.
05:52It's that.
05:57Good match.
05:58That was entertaining, that.
06:00Started getting invested.
06:02That's definitely going on unseen bits.
06:04That is on unseen bits.
06:06Oh.
06:07Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
06:09We're always recording, Meg,
06:11and the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis.
06:14It would be rude not to include it.
06:21Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words,
06:22every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
06:25Go Terrence.
06:26Oh.
06:28Then followed it up with a better set of words.
06:30I do.
06:32Love you.
06:34I love you too.
06:36Pass the tissues.
06:38I think I've got something in my eye.
06:40I actually keep the tissues.
06:42Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
06:44Is my bum really wet?
06:46It looks like you wet yourself.
06:48Oh.
06:49Really?
06:50Are you that excited?
06:52Oh, no.
06:54Oh, no.
06:56That is so embarrassing.
06:57I'm going to have to get the hair dryer on that.
07:00And the romantic words just kept on coming.
07:02Someone's definitely took a shit down there.
07:05Can you smell that?
07:07Nah, nah, nah.
07:08This is no good.
07:10What?
07:12It's always shut away.
07:14I think the pads on those, it's fucking burning.
07:17Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
07:19I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love, then what can you do?
07:26That's what I have to do.
07:34By the final week on Love Island, you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down.
07:38But this rampant lot are going back on the pool.
07:42Can you do free pull-ups?
07:43Yeah.
07:45Actually, I haven't tried.
07:46I don't know.
07:47Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
07:49She could do three, yeah.
07:50Okay, I'm going to try and do four.
07:51Oh, let's see.
07:52Okay, let's go see it.
07:53Did you jump?
07:54You could jump the first time.
07:55Did you jump?
07:56How else are you going to get up there?
07:57Fucking no, just reach.
07:59I went this way.
08:00Like this?
08:01Yeah.
08:02That's easier to be fair.
08:03Is it?
08:04Yeah.
08:05One.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:07Oh, wow.
08:08Two.
08:09What the fuck?
08:11Go on, Yaz.
08:12Yes, Yaz.
08:13Go on, Yaz.
08:14What the fuck?
08:15That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
08:18Beautiful.
08:19I looked over, Yaz was doing pull-ups.
08:20I didn't believe you were doing the roly-poly.
08:21How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
08:22Wow.
08:23Oh, my days.
08:24Come on.
08:25Oh, God, the ankles.
08:26Oh, so good.
08:27No.
08:28Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
08:30That's a tough act for Toni to follow.
08:31But we know she's up for the challenge.
08:32Just lock in.
08:33One.
08:34Cash down help, bro.
08:35Come on.
08:36I'm not feeling it today.
08:37I'm not feeling it on any day, Toni.
08:39The only pull-up I do is at the drive-thru for a family bucket for one.
08:46In this series, our islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years.
08:47It got so bad, something had to be done.
08:49So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
08:50No beans?
08:51What?
08:52What?
08:53What?
08:54What?
08:55What?
09:02What?
09:03What?
09:04The dog fell.
09:05Oh, love.
09:06What?
09:07What?
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13What?
09:14How?
09:15What?
09:16I love what?
09:17What?
09:18What?
09:18No beans still.
09:19Baked beans?
09:20Yeah.
09:21There's some in there?
09:22No, we scrammed them all.
09:23Have you actually saved them?
09:24I saw one this morning.
09:25No, you didn't.
09:26Yeah, I did.
09:27Where, in the back?
09:28What, not that was sweet corn?
09:30There's a can of baked beans in there.
09:33It's Love Island Unseen Beans!
09:37When did you see this?
09:39This morning.
09:40Are you being serious?
09:41No, I swear down.
09:42Are you being serious?
09:43There's a can of baked beans.
09:44I've just ransacked that.
09:46I swear down, it was on the top shelf.
09:48On the top shelf?
09:49Yeah.
09:50You pulled out everything out of the bottom.
09:51It said baked beans on it with like...
09:53Yeah.
09:54Yeah, top shelf.
09:55A hundred, like a hundred thousand percent.
09:58There's a...
09:59There's no beans in here.
10:01No, I never doubted you.
10:12I never doubted it.
10:14I've never been so happy.
10:18Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
10:20No, this is a delicacy.
10:22I'm so happy!
10:25I'm so happy!
10:26Come and get a little taste.
10:28Get a little sample, try a little taste.
10:30Try a little taste.
10:31Gosh, gosh, gosh.
10:32I'm so excited.
10:34Yeah, just a little taste.
10:36That's a little taste.
10:37Come and get a little taste.
10:38Wait, I want the cheese in the, in the beans.
10:40Get a little sample.
10:42Can you check it?
10:44Just a little taste.
10:45Come and get a little taste.
10:46Get a little taste.
10:47Yeah, just a little taste.
10:48That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
10:50That's huge.
10:51It's a no for me, doll.
10:52Really?
10:53I don't even know what good food is. You're fucking British.
10:56Don't knock the great British beans, Tony, or an ill wind might just end up blowing your way.
11:11We're gonna get all the girls here. Girls, can you come over here, please?
11:15This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved and the great global powers were brought together
11:20in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American, Tony.
11:25No more divide. No more tears, no more screaming.
11:28Let's hug it out then. Come on.
11:31So far, so main show.
11:33Boo!
11:35I'm a nuke!
11:38Come back to find out.
11:50It's Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that will leave you tickled pink.
12:00Hey, sexy.
12:02Pink to make the girls wink.
12:04You have to wink at him. That's British saying.
12:08Hey.
12:09We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
12:17Nah, it's too... it's too limp.
12:19So do try and keep up.
12:23Oh, yeah.
12:24Oh.
12:25Yeah.
12:26That's no good, that.
12:28I just crushed my nuts like doing that.
12:31Because this is something you won't want to miss.
12:34So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.
12:40I said close your eyes, Jamie.
12:43Namaste, bitch.
12:45Come on and dive in.
12:48That's right.
12:49No more divide.
12:51No more divide.
12:53Before the break, we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.
12:56And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything.
12:59Well, here's...
13:00Woo!
13:02What about next?
13:03Where are we?
13:07Get that gum.
13:08Oh!
13:09Ah!
13:10Not on the rubbers!
13:12Not on the rubbers!
13:13I'm so sorry, Megan.
13:14Oh, how's...
13:16Let's go and get some...
13:17Smashed!
13:18I'll go get some blue roll.
13:19That is a metaphor.
13:21That is symbolic.
13:23It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup.
13:29Wake up and spill!
13:30Sorry!
13:31Smell the coffee!
13:33Time might be coupled up with Angel, but they are still both on the pool.
13:42Come on then, sexy.
13:43Show me what you got.
13:44Right.
13:45You're gonna...
13:46One of these.
13:48Okay.
13:49One!
13:50One!
13:51Two!
13:52Two!
13:53Two!
13:54You're fucking flying!
13:55You ain't going...
13:56Three!
13:57Three!
13:58Come on!
13:59Two!
14:00Three!
14:01Come on!
14:02Whoa!
14:03Come on!
14:04Come on!
14:05I'm in a good mood!
14:06Five!
14:07Two!
14:08Two!
14:09You're fucking out!
14:10I'm in a good mood!
14:11Two!
14:12I know!
14:13Good mood!
14:14I'm in a good mood!
14:16You feel like it got them?
14:19Do I put my legs up?
14:21Yeah, you just go down.
14:23Come on!
14:24Oh, oh!
14:27I've got one, I've got one.
14:28You've got it.
14:29Come on.
14:35Oh, yeah, that's easy.
14:36Easy?
14:37Come on, then, I want 100.
14:39You're flying with them.
14:40That's really easy.
14:41Why is that so easy?
14:42You've got to go lower.
14:45I could do this in my sleep.
14:47You want me to try that?
14:49Seriously?
14:50Nah.
14:51Can you squat me?
14:53Yeah, I can.
14:56Oh, God, can I?
14:58Don't doubt yourself.
15:00You've got it.
15:03Oh, really?
15:04I can't hold this.
15:08What are you doing?
15:12Are you trying to do one leg?
15:14Oi!
15:15You two!
15:16Get a room!
15:17Ideally, one full of gym equipment.
15:24Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
15:26Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
15:29Or a bear?
15:30I hate would you rather questions.
15:32Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
15:36I'm like, who gives a fuck?
15:37Fuck, it's not happening to me at this moment in time.
15:40So, why would I give it much thought?
15:42Or, like, would you rather...
15:43Do you get what I mean?
15:44Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
15:47Mm.
15:48Hate stupid questions.
15:49I hate it.
15:50I hate it.
15:51Do you know what I mean, though?
15:52I'm like, why...
15:53You're so passionate about it.
15:54Why am I going to give?
15:55You're so passionate.
15:56It's so annoying.
15:57I hate it when people do that.
15:58I hate it.
15:59Yeah.
16:09I know.
16:11You all right?
16:12Yeah, I'm actually great.
16:13Thanks for asking.
16:17It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
16:22I walked into that one, though.
16:27I was like...
16:30On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on.
16:33But sometimes cracking on should be left to the professionals.
16:37Be serious.
16:39I feel like this is the one I do.
16:40No, I know.
16:41I know that one.
16:42No, this is the one I do.
16:43Come here.
16:44What?
16:45Breathe in.
16:49You're just...
16:51He's just putting me into you.
16:52I can't do that.
16:55She's coming.
17:07So weird the way he's just wearing this thing here.
17:15Oh, no!
17:16No!
17:17No!
17:18I can't do it.
17:22It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
17:23Keep breathing.
17:24It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
17:26Keep breathing.
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh, yeah!
17:32What the fuck is going on here?
17:34Just keep breathing.
17:39What are we doing here?
17:41Oh!
17:42He's getting him a release in hamstrings.
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:46Oh!
17:47Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:49Oh!
17:50Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:53Oh, man.
17:54That's too much.
17:56Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
18:01I'll have the same treatment please, Connor.
18:03Back crack!
18:05And I'll probably get the sack.
18:06I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
18:15My script describes it as...
18:16Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
18:19Let me know when it's safe to look.
18:22Shakira, say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
18:26Fresh frozen fish.
18:27Fresh frozen fish.
18:28Fresh frozen fish.
18:29Fresh frozen fish.
18:30Fresh frozen fish.
18:31Fresh.
18:32Fresh.
18:33Fresh frozen fish.
18:34Fresh frozen fish.
18:37Can you do red lorry yellow lorry?
18:38What?
18:39Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:40Lorry?
18:41Lorry.
18:42Lorry, yeah.
18:43Lorry?
18:44Lorry.
18:45Like a truck.
18:46A big wagon.
18:47Lorry.
18:48Lorry.
18:50Is that a new word unlocked?
18:52Yes.
18:53Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:54Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:55Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:56I think your accent helps you there.
18:57Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:58Red lorry yellow lorry.
18:59Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:00You have to do it really fast.
19:01And you'll stop saying yolly.
19:02Go on.
19:03Go on.
19:04The word is lorry.
19:05L-O-R-R-R-R-Y.
19:06Do you have lorries in America?
19:08Eighteen wheelers.
19:09Oh yeah.
19:10Eighteen wheeler.
19:11Is that what you don't call it?
19:13A semi truck.
19:14That's a joke.
19:15Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:16Go on Cash.
19:20Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:21Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:22Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:23Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:24Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:25Faster.
19:26Why are you calling it a lorry.
19:27It's a lorry.
19:28Lori.
19:29She says loré, but I say it's loré.
19:31Well, it's whatever... loré.
19:32It's the same thing, but she's an accent.
19:34Loré.
19:34It's a loré.
19:36Loré.
19:36Loré.
19:37Loré, yellow loré, red...
19:38I'm running.
19:39Toodle-oo, Tony.
19:41Say ta-ta before they try to trip you
19:43with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
19:47Whoa! Good catch, Cash!
19:49Which is also a tongue twister.
19:51Try saying good catch, Cash, five times in a row
19:54if you don't believe me.
19:59The house is a museum, when people are a museum...
20:03Bobo!
20:04Hey, yo, yo, yo!
20:06WHISTLE SCREAMS
20:09WHISTLE SCREAMS
20:15We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week
20:19when the friends and family dropped by,
20:20so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
20:23WHISTLE SCREAMS
20:26I can't believe I'm here.
20:28It's actually mental.
20:29It's nuts.
20:30I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
20:33I didn't bring enough stuff.
20:35I didn't borrow any stuff.
20:36I wore Commando three nights in a row.
20:38HE LAUGHS
20:39Got jeans on with no boxes, he killed!
20:43Oh, wait.
20:44No, go again, sorry.
20:45Look.
20:46No, come on.
20:47Sorry, man.
20:48Sorry, sorry.
20:49HE LAUGHS
20:50And these next ones are totally unseen.
20:53There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
20:56You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge
20:59and I forget whose burger was missing,
21:01but there was a missing burger.
21:02And Ian's there, he's like,
21:04it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
21:07HE LAUGHS
21:08I was dying.
21:09You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
21:11Oh, did they show it?
21:13We saw it in the Unseen Bits. Oh, no.
21:15Did you see my knee? Did it buckle?
21:17Yeah, it did.
21:18Yeah, you, like, backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side and then...
21:21HE LAUGHS
21:23Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the P's on the...
21:25HE LAUGHS
21:27I don't know if you guys saw,
21:28but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
21:31at the end of the night...
21:32Yeah?
21:33Paul and Tara dress, split down the back, broke in...
21:35Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
21:37They showed it.
21:38And that's why you wore a robe when you went to talk to Shakira.
21:41No, we was a bit worried, like, when we did see that, we thought,
21:43oh, we look good together in the mirror,
21:45oh, my, like, my baby girl... Oh, I don't really...
21:47What?
21:48It's...
21:49You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
21:51HE LAUGHS
21:52We wouldn't do that to you.
21:55Or would we?
21:56It's...
21:57Family gets scared by something!
22:01Oh, it's a family.
22:04Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
22:08As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
22:09Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
22:12But...
22:13Ooh, I've been there!
22:16Ah!
22:17Come back to find out.
22:19MUSIC PLAYS
22:32Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
22:35There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
22:38There's that one out in the back.
22:40HE LAUGHS
22:41Oh, my God!
22:42Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
22:45Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
22:48So don't tap out.
22:50Ow, fuck.
22:52I had wanted to tap.
22:54German, even from you, that's crazy work.
22:56Yeah.
22:57The end might be in sight, but, hey, guys,
22:59that's nothing to dance about.
23:01We've saved the best jokes for last.
23:04I've got a text.
23:07Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
23:11Is she joking?
23:12Is she serious?
23:14LAUGHTER
23:17Were they joking?
23:18Did you fall for that?
23:20Yeah.
23:21LAUGHTER
23:22Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
23:32Well, here's...
23:33Ooh, I've been there!
23:36Oh, no.
23:37What are you doing, Alice?
23:38Checking out my lip liner.
23:41Can you see it?
23:43It's a mirror, isn't it?
23:44It's not a mirror, but...
23:45Yeah, she was bin, that's better.
23:47What?
23:48Bin's better.
23:49And then...
23:50And then we had to, like...
23:51Talk about...
23:52LAUGHTER
23:53Did he offer it?
23:56She just got knocked out by the bin.
23:58OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room
24:01and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
24:10Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
24:13while Janet has been using a brand-new AI model
24:15known as CatGPT to make the show this series.
24:18I'm going to do a light job.
24:21Go on, Yas.
24:22I'm just going to do a light job.
24:24Just a light one.
24:24Nothing too strenuous.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:29If I sit down, I'm actually...
24:30My eyes are just closing.
24:32I'm shutting down.
24:34AI shut down.
24:35The robot is shutting down?
24:36Yeah, actually.
24:38She needs, like, oil or something.
24:39I don't get dizzy.
24:41I've got a system update, guys.
24:42LAUGHTER
24:44I wasn't...
24:44The YazGPT has got a system update.
24:49Oh, apologies.
24:50The YazGPT is updating.
24:52The whole show is stuck in a loop.
24:54LAUGHTER
24:55I've got a system update.
24:56LAUGHTER
24:57LAUGHTER
24:58I've got a time.
24:59I'm actually still going.
25:00I need a wee.
25:01LAUGHTER
25:02LAUGHTER
25:03LAUGHTER
25:04LAUGHTER
25:05LAUGHTER
25:06I've got a time.
25:07I don't know.
25:08I'm actually still going.
25:09I need a wee.
25:10I'm going to keep doing it until I get bored.
25:11Oh, no.
25:12This is stuck now.
25:13Hang on.
25:14Let me press this button and move on to another clip.
25:17With the final approach in, the Islanders are supposed to be focused on each other.
25:18So why do they all seem so distracted?
25:20What the fuck?
25:21What the fuck?
25:22What is going on?
25:23Where the fuck was that?
25:25What's he up to?
25:27No!
25:28No!
25:29With the final approach in the Anders are supposed to be focused on each other. So why do they all seem so distracted?
25:40What the fuck
25:53Sometimes I just sit down and watch blue, you know fascinating creature
25:59Ninja warrior
26:12Wait do it again blue
26:29You can't try and do that if you can't do it. You can't do it. Why is he still trying it though?
26:36Why does he go away? Why is he still going? Again, again, again
26:40Again, again, again
26:50This is such an ick
26:52One more time
26:54I've got it
26:56No you didn't
26:58Last one
27:00Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha
27:04Ah!
27:06Ah!
27:09Ha ha ha ha ha
27:13Ha ha ha ha ha
27:16If somebody told me last week I will be coupled up with blue today
27:21After missing most of the series blue was determined to make his mark and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn
27:27Right, how's the Yaz GPT update getting along?
27:35No, still updating. Okay then, on with another clip.
27:48And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water.
27:54And it's like...
27:59It's... Islanders get scared by something!
28:05Get it off me!
28:10What's he pissed off about?
28:13I don't think he's pissed off.
28:14Oh, because of the D?
28:16Oh my...
28:17I thought that was you hitting my head!
28:19Oh my god, the noise that I wouldn't let go!
28:22Oh, what is that?
28:23Nah.
28:24What the fuck is that?
28:26Oh my god.
28:27Oh!
28:28Fucking hell!
28:29You think he's hitting her?
28:30Shakira, pretend to be the little one or be the big one.
28:32Yeah, what are you saying?
28:33You're good?
28:34Oh my god!
28:35You've got such a nice BBL!
28:36Yeah, I know.
28:37Man's got...
28:38Man's kinda meaty with it still.
28:39Man's trying to see your thing.
28:40What are you saying?
28:41Stop taking pictures of the bugs!
28:42Come hang out with us!
28:43The bug kinda looks better right now.
28:44Now I'm playing.
28:45We're playing.
28:46We're playing.
28:47Careful Cash, it looks like you're bugging Tony!
28:51Once again we ask the question, do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
28:52And judging by what we saw, the talent show the answer was no.
28:53No, not at all.
28:54No, not at all.
29:19Hang on.
29:20Wait, we need to...
29:26I'll put the love in glove.
29:38Oh my god.
29:39Go on, Yaz.
29:40Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
29:59Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
30:05Normally, when you're performing to toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
30:09Who's ready to party?
30:13I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
30:16No, actually.
30:23Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
30:28We're gonna make ourselves disappear.
30:30Abracadabra!
30:32Tired Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text.
30:37So, Helena and Blue dumped from the villa.
30:41I'm fucking leaving.
30:43Back to the day job for Blue and air-steered as Helena, quite literally.
30:47Ah, Helen.
30:48Hells, you're gonna be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you.
30:51You're gonna be flying.
30:52And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
30:59Hopefully we didn't get the unicycle out.
31:02That is gutting.
31:05Unseen bits will do me justice.
31:08A unicycle? What's that about?
31:10Let's see what we can find.
31:16It's not looking good boys right now.
31:23Am I just not...
31:24Am I not committing or what?
31:27So my weight needs to be a bit further forward, essentially.
31:34Not that far forward.
31:36If you want to become one with the unicycle, you just...
31:42Bounce.
31:43Bounce around on it.
31:45And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
31:48Okay, that explains a lot.
31:54Riding solo isn't your thing, is it Harry?
31:56Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
32:01Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's gonna get a stitch.
32:05Can someone call IT?
32:14Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
32:16Here goes nothing.
32:19That's got it.
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33:11Good luck.
33:12Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
33:29The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from the last week in the villa.
33:36Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
33:40So let's squeeze out one last fart.
33:43Did you just fart?
33:44Yup.
33:45Oh my god.
33:48One last boogie.
33:50One last burp.
33:52Oh my god.
33:54And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
34:03In your own time, Tori, no rush.
34:05We know you're gonna like it.
34:07Connor's like, no, like, I'm telling you, like, like.
34:10I just think, like, me and you, like, have good crack, like.
34:13What's the crack, like?
34:14Do you know what I mean?
34:15Like.
34:20I've got to hand it to the girls.
34:21We've cut them off from social media, but they still find a way to get their fix.
34:25I'm your meemaw and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
34:31I'm your weak cousin and I think you're a boy.
34:36I'm your glamaw and I'm team girl.
34:40I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
34:45Mama, where are you?
34:46I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
34:48I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
34:52But be careful what you wish for, girls, as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59We've got babies!
35:00Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
35:04Come on, Zee.
35:05Come on, Zee.
35:06Come on, Zee.
35:07Come on, come on.
35:08Yeah!
35:09You gave your baby eyebrows?
35:10No, they've just grown out in the last time.
35:11We've got babies!
35:12Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
35:16Come on, Zee.
35:17Come on, Zee.
35:18Come on, come on.
35:19Yeah!
35:20You gave your baby eyebrows?
35:36No, they've just grown out in the last half hour.
35:39She just looks permanently surprised.
35:41Look, we ossified her.
35:43Casey.
35:44She's glowing.
35:45Protect your face.
35:47You can be getting wrinkles.
35:50Why have you got no eyelashes?
35:53Yeah, I'm going to get them against the boy's hip.
35:56Come on, give the babies a speech.
35:59You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
36:02We love you guys.
36:04I feel like both of our kids have shrimp-arse posture.
36:10Are we going to correct it?
36:11She takes after her mum, he takes after his fucking auntie.
36:15Can you sit your baby up?
36:17Try and get the shoulders back and down.
36:19My baby has better posture than yours.
36:21Yeah, I know.
36:22That actually really bothers me.
36:23I'm not going to lie.
36:24You've got to put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
36:26It's crazy.
36:28Motherhood's not going well.
36:31It's the screaming.
36:32It's the crying.
36:33It's everything.
36:35Honestly, it's just, yeah, this is my moment of peace.
36:38I'll just...
36:44That's the spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
36:48All right, baby yoga.
36:51And hold.
36:53OK.
36:57Nice.
36:58Back to neutral.
37:00Nice.
37:01Back to neutral.
37:02Nice.
37:03Back to neutral.
37:04Good from us.
37:05Look at the fuck.
37:06Pulse at calves.
37:07Oh, this is adorable though.
37:09Does it make you broody?
37:11No.
37:12No.
37:13No.
37:14No.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:17No.
37:18No.
37:19No.
37:20No.
37:21No.
37:22No.
37:23No.
37:24No.
37:25No.
37:26No.
37:27No.
37:28No.
37:29No.
37:30Oh, right.
37:31Buddha famously said peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha never had to change
37:35a dirty nappy.
37:43The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
37:46Tinnitus.
37:47So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
37:50Something that would win the girls' hearts and finally get the boys off the market.
37:58Yeah.
37:59I don't know how to get this off.
38:00She'll be well pleased with it.
38:01Yeah.
38:02Hold on.
38:03How much was that?
38:04Is it short trade?
38:05Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
38:10See anything for Ainge here today?
38:11Nothing's catching my eye.
38:12I see a pair of shades for me though.
38:13Telling about you.
38:14These are a bit of me.
38:1520 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
38:27Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
38:32And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
38:36Come on boys.
38:37This is what we're here for.
38:39I'm going to say to her.
38:40You've been a little bit heated the last few days.
38:43I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
38:45Yeah.
38:46That's a joke.
38:47Whose pot's that?
38:48Whose pot is this?
38:49It's yours bro.
38:50It's on number nine.
38:51Whose pot is this?
38:52We've got it on nine.
38:53Oh.
38:54Oh.
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh.
38:57Ah.
38:58Ah.
38:59It's on your back.
39:00It's on your back still.
39:01It's on your back.
39:02It's on your back still.
39:03It's on your back.
39:04It's on your back still.
39:05It's on your back.
39:06Oh.
39:07Oh.
39:08Oh.
39:09Hey.
39:10Hold on.
39:11Hold on a minute.
39:12Serving up.
39:13Nice work.
39:14Well done boys.
39:16Great food.
39:17Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
39:21Great gifts.
39:22Oh my god.
39:23This is the best day ever.
39:24And great atmosphere.
39:26Bless us.
39:27Bless us.
39:28It's not even a joke to be honest but let's just sit in silence.
39:30Bless us.
39:31Bless us.
39:32It's the final.
39:33Peter Bonanno.
39:34Of the series.
39:35And I asked him to do.
39:39Islander impressions.
39:40Here are a few of my favourite Harryisms.
39:45You're better than that.
39:46He like do the smile and go that doesn't start.
39:47And like.
39:48This is my impression of Meg.
39:49Day.
39:50Your pizza's ready.
39:51I'm really bad at accents.
39:52I don't.
39:53How do you say it?
39:54I don't.
39:55How do you say it?
39:56I don't.
39:57How do you say it?
39:58I don't care.
39:59How do you do an American accent?
40:00I don't.
40:01I don't.
40:02I don't.
40:03I don't.
40:04I can't.
40:05I can't do anything about swearing.
40:06Shut up blue you fucking bozo.
40:07Ready! Your pizza's ready!
40:10I'm really bad at accents. I don't... How do you say it?
40:13I don't care. How do you do an American accent?
40:16I... don't... care!
40:20I can't do Tony without swearing.
40:22Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo!
40:25Hi, my name's Cash. I'm from East London.
40:28And this is what I do for a living.
40:33But he kisses his teeth all the time. He's like...
40:36Yasmin just goes, yeah, yeah, I'm just...
40:40I can't be arsed, yeah.
40:43I have the best posture in the entire UK.
40:48It's YasGPT, honestly, literally, I'm AI generated.
40:53D just goes, like, a big...
40:56Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
41:00I'm Ty, I'm from Barnsley.
41:03This is my impression of Connor.
41:04What's the crack like? Like, what's the story like?
41:06What's the crack like?
41:07What's the crack like?
41:08Is it like?
41:09Yeah, like...
41:10Shakira always goes like this.
41:11In the first place...
41:13Oh, I can't do her accent!
41:15Oldie and Laurie.
41:18Like, why does she sound like that?
41:21Favourite thing Meghan's ever said, so Irish.
41:23Whoop-dee-fucking-doo, Tommy!
41:25Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!
41:27What a lad, what a woman.
41:31Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!
41:33That's me signing out for...
41:34Beat up the next day!
41:37For 2025.
41:38Oh, I'm feeling so emotional.
41:44Excuse me!
41:45I can't believe the final's only two days away
41:47and to celebrate your nostalgic look back
41:49at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits
41:51that you've already seen.
41:53It's Love Island Fun Scene Bits!
41:56Calm before the cock.
41:59Oh, we're so bad.
42:04Do you know the saying?
42:05Blessing in disguise.
42:06Yeah.
42:07It's actually blessing in disguise.
42:09I've never understood a portrait.
42:10What is that?
42:14What?
42:16Excuse me.
42:18Cut some shapes in there.
42:23Do it!
42:24Do it!
42:25Do it!
42:26Do it!
42:27Do it!
42:28Do it!
42:29Do it!
42:30Do it!
42:31Do it!
42:32Do it!
42:33Just like that!
42:34Just like that!
42:35Like that.
42:36And then down there, like that.
42:37Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
42:39Good girl!
42:40Could you, celebrity?
42:41Yes!
42:43If you really want to do it like a bad man,
42:44you just fold your arms one time...
42:47That's no good.
42:48That's no good!
42:49That's no good!
42:50Oh, OK, that's not great.
42:51One's booty does not take away from your own.
42:54Booty?
42:55Meow!
42:56Meow!
42:57Chicken and a chemical.
42:58That's not...
43:00I'm going to wet myself.
43:01I'm really sorry.
43:02I need to sit my head in the freezer.
43:04Shakira!
43:13Another stage.
43:16Oh!
43:17Is that red wine?
43:19Oh, mate, come on, man.
43:22That's a good day in the office.
43:24That's an avicada, isn't it?
43:25And that's a lime.
43:26That's a mango.
43:27This thing?
43:28No, that's a lemon.
43:29Where am I nugget?
43:30I trim in the bin.
43:31Right, I'm going to get on.
43:39Slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
43:41Do you think I'm putting this on the show?
43:42No, no, no, no.
43:43Maybe unseen.
43:44Tough.
43:45Yeah, but nobody wants to say.
43:46Let me know when the time is up.
43:47That's it for this series of unseen bits.
43:48Anything to add, girls?
43:49I think when you watch unseen bits, you see all of us for how we actually are.
43:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:51See, it's weird because I never watch unseen bits at home.
43:52Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the unseen bits then on ITVX.
43:55See you all next series! Contracts permitting. Bye!
44:25Bye!
44:26Bye!
44:55Bye!
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