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LOVE ISLAND UK S12 E55
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00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17It's really spicy food. It hurts your butt.
00:19What?
00:21Our Islanders will be walking the walk,
00:23talking the talk,
00:24and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:29When it comes to Unseen Exclusives, we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:45Rub your hands together with Glee,
00:48because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding,
00:54but it's gonna be magic.
00:56It's the franchise.
00:58Aaaaah!
01:00Wee!
01:01Strapping for the series finale of
01:03Love Violet Unseen Best!
01:06God!
01:07You out!
01:08Pfff!
01:09Pfff!
01:10That sounded quite good to have.
01:12Me and Megan had a kiss on the terrace the final is almost here we could go and hide around
01:32I hate you. I love you too. No you don't. This series has been epic. Go on shaggy good time girl. It's so done. Twice. No it was three times actually. Oh my god! The Love Island bosses are over the moons. Did you have a threesome with me into ADN? How do you think that makes me feel?
02:01Yeah but that's reason. Yeah laugh you little smug prick. Lanky lampo. The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come and that shape turns out to be a triangle. So many triangles. Harry's of Shakira but liked Helena. There was Tony, Harris and Lauren. Helena, Harris and Tony. There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
02:26Tony, Harris and Cash. Tommy, Megan, Connor. Megan, Connor, Emily. Dijon, Meg, Milisha. Dijon, Meg, Andrada. Dijon, Yasmin and Tony. That was more of a threesome but who's counting?
02:42And even Blue tried the triangle. Angel, Ty, Blue. Blue, Yasmin, Jamie. But he got a double pie.
02:51And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department, we can deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse love rhombus divided by the power infinite unaired clips plus one love heart equals an A grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:16And yes, and yes, I have no idea what I just said.
03:20What do you think it is?
03:22So if you want to watch your Islanders bomb,
03:25wind each other up,
03:29I can't really take off.
03:31You've got to speed up.
03:32What do you think it is?
03:33Getting everything out in the open.
03:36He's belching, he's belching, he's belching.
03:38It's not coming out. It's not coming out.
03:40Aw. There it is.
03:42And a little too handsy.
03:45Did you used to play that?
03:46What are we getting there?
03:51Then you can count on us.
03:5331, I'll go.
03:5432, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38.
04:01Oh, blue, Jesus Christ!
04:03No, no, Mike!
04:04It's for Mike!
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
04:10What do you think it is?
04:11Here's an unseen bit of Ty trying to spice things up with Angel,
04:17but it's all coming off a little eggy.
04:20Oh, what do you put on the eggs?
04:22A little bit of chilli.
04:23Oh, you don't mind.
04:24No, you don't.
04:25No, it's not hot.
04:26It's not hot.
04:26No, no, no, I'll be fine.
04:27I'll do it.
04:29Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am, but it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:33That looks like cheese.
04:35Wait, what?
04:36No, that's butter.
04:37It is butter.
04:38I like cheese.
04:39Yeah, it's cheese.
04:41I don't get why people like spicy food.
04:44When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum.
04:47It hurts your bum?
04:48I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy,
04:51it's, like, coming spicy out of your bum.
04:52Oh, we're meeting.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:57It's a bit spicy, that bit.
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad.
05:00This is not much of a kick to me.
05:02Not that bad.
05:03You're drinking water right after.
05:08You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
05:12Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:15You're going to be having a spicy poo after this.
05:18That's it, Angel.
05:19Wash away the sting
05:20and look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum.
05:23Since returning to the villa,
05:31Blue has made a racket about finding love
05:33and this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match.
05:37Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:41In your hand.
05:42Where's the ball?
05:44Where's the net?
05:44What, invisible tennis?
05:45That sounded quite good, to be fair.
05:53That's good.
05:54Someone hit him one back, then.
05:56Go on, Angel.
05:56I reckon you can hit one back.
06:02Angel, I'm just more table tennis.
06:04I can't even do that.
06:31Why am I watching?
06:44Why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:46He's getting so into it.
06:50How does he do it so loud, though?
06:57Do it double.
06:58Oh, that's how he's doing it.
07:08It's that.
07:14Good match.
07:15That was entertaining, that.
07:16Started getting invested.
07:18That's definitely going on unseen bits.
07:21That is on unseen bits.
07:22Oh, actually, I don't even think they were recording.
07:26We're always recording, Meg, and the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis,
07:31it would be rude not to include it.
07:37Earlier this week, the genre uttered the words every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
07:42Go, Terrace.
07:43Oh.
07:44Then followed it up with a better set of words.
07:47I do love you.
07:51I love you, too.
07:52Pass the tissues.
07:54I think I've got something in my eye.
07:57I actually keep the tissues.
07:59Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
08:01Is my bum really wet?
08:03It looks like you wet yourself.
08:05Oh, really?
08:07Are you that excited?
08:07I thought I was going to love you, Meg.
08:08Oh, no.
08:10Oh, no.
08:13That is so embarrassing.
08:15I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on that.
08:17And the romantic words just kept on coming.
08:20Someone's definitely took a shit down there.
08:22Can you smell that?
08:25Nah, nah, nah, this is no good.
08:27What?
08:28It's always shit away.
08:30I think that the pads are on those, it's fucking burning.
08:34Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love,
08:40then what can you do?
08:43That's what I have to do.
08:51By the final week on Love Island,
08:53you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down,
08:55but this rampant lot are going back on the pool.
08:58Can you do free pull-ups?
09:00Yeah.
09:01Actually, I haven't tried.
09:03I don't know.
09:03Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
09:05She could do free, yeah.
09:06Okay, I'm going to try and do four.
09:08Okay, let's go see it.
09:10Did you jump?
09:11You could jump the first time.
09:12Did you jump?
09:12How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no, just reach.
09:16I went this way.
09:17Like this?
09:18Yeah.
09:18That's easier, to be fair.
09:19Is it?
09:19Yeah.
09:22One.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, wow.
09:24Two.
09:25What the fuck?
09:25Oh, wow.
09:27Go on, Yas.
09:28Yes, Yas.
09:29Go on, Yas.
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Oh, why did you just...
09:32That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
09:39I looked over, Yas was doing pull-ups.
09:41I didn't believe you were doing the roly-poly.
09:45How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:49Wow.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51Come on.
09:52Oh, God, the ankles.
09:53That was so good.
09:54I know.
09:55Trust Yas to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
09:58That's a tough act for Tony to follow, but we know she's up for the challenge.
10:03Just lock in.
10:04One.
10:05Cash down, help.
10:08Come on.
10:09I'm not feeling it today.
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day, Tony.
10:14The only pull-up I do is at the drive-thru for a family bucket for one.
10:18In this series, our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years.
10:29It got so bad, something had to be done.
10:32So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
10:35No beans still.
10:37Baked beans?
10:37Yeah.
10:38There's some in there.
10:39No, we scrammed them all.
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41I saw one this morning.
10:42No, you didn't.
10:42Yeah, I did.
10:43Where?
10:44In the back?
10:46What, not that was sweet corn?
10:47There was a can of baked beans in there.
10:51It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
10:55When did you see this?
10:56This morning.
10:57Are you being serious?
10:58No, I swear down.
10:59Are you being serious?
11:00There's a can of baked beans.
11:01I've just ransacked that.
11:04I swear down, it was on the top shelf.
11:06On the top shelf?
11:07Yeah.
11:07She pulled out everything at the bottom.
11:09It said baked beans on it with like...
11:11Yeah, yeah, top shelf.
11:14Like 100,000%, there's a...
11:17Look, there's no beans in here.
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Fuck off!
11:29No, I never doubted you.
11:30I never doubted it.
11:34I've never been so happy.
11:36Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
11:39No, this is a delicacy.
11:40No, this is a delicacy.
11:41No, this is a delicacy.
11:42No, this is a delicacy.
11:43No, this is a delicacy.
11:44I'm so happy!
11:45Come and get a little taste.
11:46Get a little sample.
11:47Try a little taste.
11:48Try a little taste.
11:49Try a little taste.
11:50Bosh, bosh, bosh.
11:51I'm so excited.
11:52Yeah, just a little taste.
11:53Just a little taste.
11:54Come and get a little taste.
11:55Come and get a little taste.
11:56Right amount of cheese in the...
11:57In the beans.
11:58Come and get a little taste.
11:59Get a little sample.
12:00Never been able to...
12:01Can you take it?
12:02Just a little taste.
12:03Come and get a little taste.
12:04Get a little taste.
12:05Yeah, just a little taste.
12:06That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
12:08It's a no from me, dog.
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is.
12:12You're fucking British.
12:13Don't knock the great British bean, Tony.
12:16Or an ill wind might just end up blowing your way.
12:28We're gonna get all the girls here.
12:30Girls, can you come over here, please?
12:32This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved
12:35and the great global powers were brought together
12:37in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American.
12:41Tony.
12:42No more divine.
12:43No more tears.
12:44No more screaming.
12:45Let's hug it out, then.
12:46Come on.
12:47So far, so main show.
12:49Boo!
12:50I'm a nuke!
12:51Come back to find out.
12:55I'm about to die, babe.
13:09It's Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that will leave you tickled pink.
13:17Hey, sexy.
13:19Pink to make the girls wink.
13:22You have to wink at him.
13:24That's British saying.
13:25Hey.
13:26We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
13:34No, it's too...
13:35It's too limp.
13:36So do try and keep up.
13:38Oh, yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:40That's no good, that.
13:41I just crushed my nuts like doing that.
13:45Because this is something you won't want to miss.
13:51Yay!
13:52So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.
13:58I said close your eyes, Jamie.
14:00I'm a state bitch.
14:02Come on and dive in.
14:05That's right.
14:06No more divide.
14:08No more divide.
14:09Before the break, we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.
14:13And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything.
14:15Well, here's...
14:16What about next?
14:20Who are you?
14:21Who are you?
14:22Who are you?
14:23Who are you?
14:24Who are you?
14:25Who are you?
14:26Who are you?
14:27Who are you?
14:28Not under rubbers.
14:29Not under rubbers.
14:30I'm so sorry, Megan.
14:31Oh, how's...
14:33Let's go get some...
14:34It's smashed.
14:35I'll go get some blue roll.
14:36That is a metaphor.
14:38That is a metaphor.
14:39That is symbolic.
14:40It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup.
14:46Wake up and spill.
14:47Sorry.
14:48Smell the coffee.
14:55Ty might be coupled up with Angel, but they are still both on the pool.
14:59Come on, then, sexy.
15:00Show me what you got.
15:01Right.
15:02This is...
15:03You're gonna...
15:04I want you to do one of these.
15:05Okay.
15:10One.
15:11One.
15:12Two.
15:13Two.
15:14You're fucking flying.
15:15Two.
15:16Three.
15:17Come on.
15:18Come on.
15:19Come on.
15:20Come on.
15:21Come on.
15:22I'm in a good mood.
15:23Five.
15:24Fucking hell.
15:25I'm in a good mood.
15:26I'm in a good mood.
15:27I'm in a good mood.
15:28I'm in a good mood.
15:29Wow.
15:30You smashed it.
15:31Wow.
15:32I'm in a good mood.
15:33You feel how you got?
15:34Do I put my legs up?
15:35Yeah, you just go down.
15:36Come on.
15:37Oh, fuck.
15:38Wait, I've got one.
15:39I've got one.
15:40You've got it.
15:41Come on.
15:42Oh, yeah, that's easy.
15:43Easy?
15:44Come on, then.
15:45I want under.
15:46You're flying with them.
15:47That's really easy.
15:48Why is that so easy?
15:49You've got to go lower.
15:50I could do this in my sleep.
15:51You want me to try that?
15:52Seriously?
15:53No.
15:54Can you squat me?
15:55Yeah, I can.
15:56Oh, God.
15:57Can I?
15:58Don't doubt yourself.
15:59We've got it.
16:00I could do this in my sleep.
16:03You want me to try that?
16:06No.
16:08Can you squat me?
16:10Yeah, I can.
16:12Oh, God, can I?
16:15Don't doubt yourself, you've got it.
16:18Oh, really?
16:21What are you doing?
16:23I'm not going to mop.
16:26What are you doing?
16:28Are you trying to do one leg?
16:31Oi, you two, get a room.
16:34Ideally one full of gym equipment.
16:41Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:43Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:46I hate would-you-rather questions.
16:49Like, you know when someone's like,
16:50oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:53I'm like, who gives a fuck?
16:54It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
16:57So why would I give it much thought?
16:59Or, like, would you rather-do you get what I mean?
17:01Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
17:03Mmm.
17:04Hate stupid questions.
17:06I hate it.
17:07Do you know what I mean, though?
17:09You're so passionate about it.
17:11You're so passionate.
17:12It's so annoying.
17:14I hate it when people do that.
17:15I hate it when people do that.
17:16I hate it.
17:17Yeah.
17:18You're right?
17:19Yeah, I'm actually great.
17:20Thanks for asking.
17:21It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
17:37I walked into that one, though.
17:47On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on should
17:52be left to the professionals.
17:54I feel like this is the one that I do.
17:57No, I know.
17:58I know that one.
17:59No, this is the one I do.
18:00Come here.
18:01What?
18:02Breathe in.
18:03Oh, God.
18:04You're just-
18:06He's just putting me into this.
18:09That's his little voice.
18:11Whoa.
18:12Cheers, Colin.
18:13It's so weird the way he's just wearing this thing.
18:32Oh, no!
18:40It's gonna be sore for 10 seconds.
18:41It's gonna be sort of a last 10 seconds.
18:43Keep breathing.
18:44Oh, oh yeah.
18:49What the fuck is going on here?
18:51Just keep breathing.
18:56Oh, what are we doing here?
18:59He's giving him a release of the hamstrings.
19:04Feels fucking horrible,
19:05but I feel so good at the same time.
19:11Man, that's too much.
19:13Blue hasn't made noises like that
19:15since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:18I'll have the same treatment, please, Connor.
19:20Back crack.
19:22And I'll probably get the sack.
19:30I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:32My script describes it as
19:34Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
19:37Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:39Shakira, say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
19:43Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish,
19:45fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:48Fresh, fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:54Can you do red, lorry, yellow, lorry?
19:56What?
19:56Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
19:58Lorry?
19:59Lorry.
20:00Lorry?
20:01Lorry.
20:01Like a truck.
20:02A big wagon.
20:03Lorry.
20:04Lorry.
20:05Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:11Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:12Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:13But I think your accent helps you there.
20:14Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:16Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:16You have to do it really fast.
20:18And you start saying yolly.
20:19Go on.
20:20The word is lorry.
20:21L-O-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
20:23How many lorries in America?
20:2418-wheelers.
20:25Oh, yeah.
20:2618-wheeler.
20:27Is that what you lot call it?
20:29Yes.
20:30A semi-truck.
20:31That's a joke.
20:32Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:33Go on, Cash.
20:36Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:38Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:39Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:40Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:41Faster.
20:42Why are you calling a lorry?
20:43It's a lorry.
20:44Lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50Lorry.
20:51It's a lorry.
20:52Lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:55Red, you...
20:56I'm running.
20:57Toodle-oo, Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
21:03Whoa!
21:04Good catch, Cash, which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:11OK.
21:12Yeah.
21:13You could pick a bug with another town24, a baby.
21:19Hey yo yo yo.
21:21Hey yo yo.
21:22Hey yo yo yo.
21:24Hey hey hey hey.
21:28Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yeah hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
21:29We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and family dropped
21:37by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:40I can't believe I'm here.
21:44It's actually mental.
21:46It's nuts.
21:47I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
21:50I didn't bring enough stuff.
21:51I've been borrowing stuff.
21:52I wore commando three nights in a row.
21:55I've got jeans on with no boxes, it kills.
21:58And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:11There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:13You were in the kitchen getting something from the fridge, and I forget whose burger was
22:18missing, but there was a missing burger, and Ian, he's like, it must be Tony, Americans
22:23love the burger.
22:24I was dying.
22:25You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:29Did they show it?
22:30We saw it in the Unseen Bits.
22:32Did you see my knee?
22:34Did it buckle?
22:35Yeah, it did.
22:36Backflip, do you roll into the side?
22:37And then the next shot is just you on the bed with the peas on it.
22:44I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
22:48at the end of the night, whole entire dress split down the back.
22:51Oh!
22:52That was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55That's why you wore a robe when you went to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried.
22:59Like, when we did see that, we thought, oh, we look good together in the mirror and my,
23:02like, my baby, oh, I don't really...
23:04What?
23:05It's...
23:06You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:08We wouldn't do that to you.
23:11Or would we?
23:12It's Family Gets Scared by Something.
23:17Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:25As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen, Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But...
23:30What happened next?
23:34Come back to find out.
23:42Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:55There's that one out in the back.
23:57Oh, my God!
23:59Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:02Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:07Ow, fuck.
24:09I had butted the tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's crazy work.
24:14The end might be inside, but, hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:18We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:21I've got a text!
24:23Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:27Is she joking or is she serious?
24:29Are they joking?
24:34Did you fall for that?
24:37Yeah.
24:38Oh, no.
24:39Oh, no.
24:40Oh, no.
24:41What are you doing, Alice?
24:42Checking out my lip liner.
24:44Can you see it?
24:45Oh, it's a mirror, isn't it?
24:46It's not a mirror, but...
24:47I guess you've been, that's better.
24:48What?
24:49Bin's better.
24:50And then we had to, like...
24:51Talk about...
24:52Did it open?
24:53She just got knocked out by the bin.
24:54OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy
24:55top bin instead.
24:56lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:03Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology and it has been using a brand-new
25:05AI model known as Cat GPT to make the show this series.
25:08Don't do a light job.
25:09Go on, Yass.
25:10I'm just going to go.
25:11What?
25:12What?
25:13It's a fucking office.
25:14Did it open?
25:15She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:16OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy
25:19top bin instead.
25:20Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology and it has been using a brand-new
25:30AI model known as Cat GPT to make the show this series.
25:34Don't do a light job.
25:35Go on, Yass.
25:38I'm just going to do a light job.
25:40Just a light job.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:43If I sit down, my eyes are just closing.
25:48I'm shutting down.
25:50AI shut down.
25:51The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah.
25:54She means like oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:57System update, guys.
25:59Yass GPT has got a system update.
26:04Oh, apologies, the Yass GPT is updating.
26:09The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:11I've got a system update.
26:13Oh, no.
26:14This is stuck now.
26:15Hang on.
26:16Let me press this button.
26:17And move on to another clip.
26:18With the final approach in the Islanders'
26:23are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:24So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:26Oh, no.
26:27Oh, no.
26:28Oh, no.
26:29This is stuck now.
26:30Hang on.
26:31Let me press this button.
26:32And move on to another clip.
26:33With the final approach in the Islanders' are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:49So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:56What the fuck?
26:58What is going on?
27:00What the fuck was that?
27:03Fussy update.
27:06No!
27:08Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
27:11Fascinating creature.
27:12Very...
27:13Creature?
27:14Does he know this is a love ad?
27:17A ninja warrior?
27:18No.
27:21Fucking hell.
27:24What if a toddler learned to walk?
27:27What is he doing?
27:28Wait.
27:29Do it again, Blue.
27:30Do it again, Blue.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:44What on earth is happening?
27:45Look!
27:46You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:48You can't do it.
27:49Why is he still trying it though?
27:53Why is he going on?
27:54Why is he still going on?
27:55Again, again, again!
27:56Again, again, again!
27:58Look!
28:08This is such an ick.
28:09One more time!
28:10What is it?
28:11I've got it!
28:13No, you didn't!
28:14Last one!
28:15Last one!
28:16If somebody told me last week I would be coupled up with Blue today, I would not fucking believe you.
28:36Fuck off!
28:37After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark.
28:40And that mark was his face squashed on our lawn.
28:43Right, how is the Yaz GPT update getting along?
28:50Nope!
28:51Still updating!
28:52Okay then!
28:53On with another clip!
28:54Hmm.
28:55And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water.
28:58And it's like...
28:59Oh!
29:00Oh!
29:01Oh!
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:05Oh!
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:08Oh!
29:09Oh!
29:10Oh!
29:11Oh!
29:12Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:18Oh!
29:19Oh, what's he pissed off about?
29:21What's he pissed off about I thought that was you hitting my head oh my god the noise
29:38that I bring that girl oh what's that nah what the fuck is that oh fucking hell you
29:49think he's hit it now? Shakira pretend to be the little one I'll be the big one yeah what are you saying
29:56you're good oh my god you've got such a nice BBL yeah I know man's got I'm kind of meaty with it
30:03still I'm trying to see your thing what are you saying stop taking pictures of the bugs come
30:09hang out with us the bug kind of look better right now now I'm playing we playing careful
30:18cash it looks like you're bugging Tony once again we asked the question do our Islanders
30:30have any hidden talents and judging by what we saw the talent show the answer was no no not at all
30:36hang on wait we need to
30:46I'll put the love in glove oh my god go on Yaz
30:58honestly this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it
31:16good evening ladies and gentlemen
31:19normally when you perform into toddlers they're usually a better crowd
31:26who's ready to party
31:28I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa
31:33no actually
31:34get ready for the love island 2025 magic show we're gonna make ourselves disappear
31:47abracadabra
31:49tired angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text
31:54saw Helena and blue dump from the villa
31:59back to the day job for blue and air sure does Helena quite literally
32:05and as the dust of the night settled there were still a few regrets
32:17hopefully we didn't get the unicycle out
32:20a unicycle what's that about let's see what we can find
32:30it's not looking good boys right now
32:35am I just not what I'm doing
32:42am I not committing a lot
32:45so my weight needs to be a bit further forward
32:51essentially not that far forward
32:53if you want to become one with the unit
32:56so I can just bounce
33:00bounce around on it
33:02and then it gives you all the confidence you need to
33:06okay that explains a lot
33:11riding solo isn't your thing is it Harry
33:13juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style
33:17bad news
33:19YazGPT is glitching so much
33:21it's gonna get a stitch
33:22can someone call IT
33:24has anyone tried switching her off and on again
33:34here goes nothing
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34:28the 11th of August
34:29good luck
34:30welcome back to the final part of
34:45Love Island Unseen Bits
34:46the end is nigh and we are racing
34:49to bring you all the best Unseen Bits
34:51from the last week in the villa
34:52although we should probably slow down
34:55as those drones are expensive
34:57so let's squeeze out one last fart
35:00did you just fart?
35:02yep
35:02oh my god
35:04one last boogie
35:07one last burp
35:09oh my god
35:12and take a deep breath
35:13as we wait for the next drama
35:15to blow up
35:16in your own time
35:21sorry no rush
35:22we know you're gonna like it
35:25Connor's like
35:26no like
35:27I'm telling you like
35:28I just think me and you
35:29have good crack
35:30what's the crack like?
35:32do you know what I mean like?
35:33I've got to hand it to the girls
35:39we've cut them off
35:39from social media
35:40but they still find their way
35:41to get their fix
35:42I'm your meemaw
35:44and I think you're gonna be
35:45a baby boy
35:46I'm your weak cousin
35:49and I think you're a boy
35:51I'm your glamaw
35:54and I'm team girl
35:56I'm your auntie
35:59and I think you're a baby girl
36:01mama where are you?
36:03mama come here
36:05and I'm your mom
36:08and I think you're a boy
36:10but be careful
36:13what you wish for girls
36:14as dreams have a way
36:15of coming true
36:16in this villa
36:17oh my god
36:23we've got babies
36:29don't get too excited
36:32as any parent
36:33will tell you
36:34the novelty soon wears off
36:35come on Z
36:40come on Z
36:41come on come on
36:44yeah
36:44you gave your baby eyebrows?
36:54no they've just grown out
36:55in the last half hour
36:57she just looks permanently surprised
36:59look we ossified her
37:00KC
37:02she's glowing
37:03protect your face
37:05you can be getting wrinkles
37:08why have you got no eyelashes?
37:11yeah I'm gonna get them
37:12against the boy's hip
37:13come on give the babies a speech
37:17you guys were conceived
37:18in the love island villa
37:20we love you guys
37:22I feel like
37:23both of our kids
37:25have
37:26shrimp ass posture
37:27are we gonna correct it?
37:29she takes after her mum
37:30he takes after his fucking auntie
37:32can you sit your baby up
37:34try and get the shoulders
37:36back and down
37:36my baby has better posture
37:38than yours
37:39yeah I know
37:39that actually really bothers me
37:40I'm not gonna lie
37:41you gotta put the shoulders
37:42back and down honeys
37:44motherhood's not going well
37:48it's the screaming
37:49it's the crying
37:50it's everything
37:52it honestly
37:53it's just
37:54yeah
37:54this is my moment of peace
37:56we'll just
37:56that's the spirit Yaz
38:03and your mindfulness
38:04is inspiring everyone
38:05baby yoga
38:07and hold
38:10okay
38:11nice
38:15back to neutral
38:17yeah so
38:18there we go
38:24oh
38:25oh god
38:26Ty can't touch his toes
38:30look
38:30look how high up his legs are
38:32back to neutral
38:33nice
38:35back to neutral
38:36good from us
38:37look at the fuck
38:39pulse at calves
38:41this is adorable
38:45does it make you broody
38:46no
38:47oh right
38:48Buddha famously said
38:49peace comes from within
38:51which makes me think
38:52Buddha never had to
38:53change a dirty nappy
38:54the baby's left our islanders
39:01with a gift that money
39:03can't buy
39:03tinnitus
39:04so we sent the boys out
39:06to find a better gift
39:07for date night
39:08something that would win
39:09the girls hearts
39:09and finally get the boys
39:11off the market
39:11yeah
39:17I don't know how to get this off
39:19should be well pleased with it
39:20hold on
39:22how much was that
39:23is it short trade
39:24unfortunately not all the boys
39:27understood the concept
39:28of buying gifts
39:29see anything for Ainge here tonight
39:30nothing's catching me
39:32I see a pair of shades for me though
39:34tell you about you
39:37these are a bit of me
39:3820 minutes of panic buying later
39:41and it was time to leave
39:42before they lost their cash
39:44well
39:44Tony would have been furious
39:46if he wasn't back
39:47before date night
39:48and they were ready to give
39:51the girls an evening
39:52they'd never forget
39:53come on boys
39:55this is what we're here for
39:56I'm going to say to it
39:57you've been a little bit heated
39:59the last few days
40:00so I just got you a fan
40:01just to cool yourself down
40:02yeah that's a joke
40:03whose pot's that
40:05whose pot is this
40:06it's yours bro
40:07it's on number nine
40:08whose pot is this
40:09we've got it on nine
40:11oh
40:11oh
40:15oh
40:16oh
40:17oh
40:18oh
40:19ah
40:19ah
40:20it's on your back
40:21it's on your back
40:22still it's on your back
40:23oh
40:24oh
40:24oh
40:25oh
40:25oh
40:25oh
40:26hold on
40:28hold on a minute
40:29serving up
40:30nice work
40:31well done boys
40:33great food
40:34although it's probably stone cold
40:36by the time the girls came out
40:37great gifts
40:39oh my god
40:40this is the best day ever
40:41and great atmosphere
40:43bless us
40:44bless us
40:45it's not even a joke to be honest
40:46but let's just sit in silence
40:47if that's better
40:49it's the final
41:04feature bonanza
41:07of the series
41:09and i asked them to do
41:12islander impressions
41:14here are a few of my favourite harryisms
41:16you're better than that
41:18you're like doing a smiley go
41:19that doesn't start
41:21and like
41:21this is my impression
41:23of meg
41:24day
41:24your pizza's ready
41:26i'm really bad at accents
41:28i don't
41:29how do you say it
41:30i don't care
41:31how do you do an american accent
41:32i don't
41:36care
41:37i can't see
41:38i can't do anything without swearing
41:39shut up blue you fucking bozo
41:42hi my name's cash
41:43i'm from east london
41:44and this is what i do for a living
41:46fake kisses his teeth all the time
41:52he's like
41:52he has him just goes
41:54yeah
41:55yeah i'm just
41:57i can't be arsed
41:59yeah
42:00i have the best posture in the entire uk
42:05it's yes gpt honestly literally i'm ai generated
42:10d just goes like a big
42:12ty have you seen my lip balm
42:17so i'm ty i'm from barnesley
42:20this is my impression of connor
42:21what's crack like like what's the story like
42:24what's the crack like
42:25is it like
42:26yeah like
42:27she always goes like this
42:28in the first place
42:30oh i can't do her accent
42:32oldie
42:33and
42:34laurie
42:35like why does she sound like that
42:38favourite thing megan's ever said
42:40so irish
42:41what they fucking do to me
42:43what they fucking do
42:45what a lad
42:48what a woman
42:48that's me signing out for
42:51beat up and
42:53next
42:54for 2025
42:56oh i'm feeling so emosh
42:58excuse me
43:02i can't believe the final's only two days away
43:04and to celebrate your nostalgic look back
43:07at the last eight weeks of unseen bits
43:08that you've already seen
43:10it's love island fun seen bits
43:14the calm before the cock
43:15oh we're so bad
43:18you know the saying blessing in disguise
43:23yeah
43:24it's actually blessing in disguise
43:26i've never understood a poetry like what is that
43:28what
43:29excuse me
43:34cut some shapes in there
43:37like that
43:52and then down there like that
43:54nah nah that looks clumsy
43:56good girl
43:57good you celebrity
43:58yes
43:59you really want to do it like a bad man
44:02you just fold your arms one time
44:03That's no good.
44:05That's no good, that's no good.
44:07Oh, OK, that's not great.
44:08One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Meow! Meow!
44:13Chicken and a chemical.
44:15That's not...
44:16I'm going to wet myself, I'm really sorry.
44:18I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:21Shakira!
44:30Another stage.
44:31Oh!
44:33Is that red wine?
44:37Oh, mate, come on, man.
44:39That's a good day in the office.
44:41That's an avocado, isn't it?
44:42And that's a lime. That's a mango.
44:44This thing? No, that's a lemon.
44:46Where am I nugget? I trim in the bin.
44:48Right, I'm going to get on.
44:56Slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
44:59Do you think I'm putting this on the show?
45:00No, no, no, no.
45:01Maybe unseen.
45:02Tough.
45:03Yeah, but nobody wants to do.
45:04Let me know when the time is up.
45:05That's it for this series of unseen bits.
45:06Anything to add, girls?
45:07I think when you watch unseen bits, you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:11Yeah.
45:12See, it's weird because I never watch unseen bits at home.
45:15Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the unseen bits then on ITVX.
45:21See you all next series! Contracts permitting. Bye!
45:25See you all next series! Contracts permitting. Bye!
45:39Bye!!!
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