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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06Hey
00:06:12Hey
00:06:20Hey
00:06:21Hey, honey
00:06:22Come and spot me
00:06:23Okay
00:06:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:25Great, I didn't spot me
00:06:26What are you doing here?
00:06:27What are you doing here?
00:06:28Nice greeting, spot me.
00:06:29What are you doing here?
00:06:38Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away.
00:06:57You are never getting up.
00:07:02I think I'll make the rules here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:14God, when are you going to get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days, you're going to get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:53but I don't think I'm going to be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:56I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it until next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:01I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you,
00:08:05and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time,
00:08:11and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:14You think that?
00:08:16What?
00:08:17That we should be together?
00:08:18No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:25Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:30How do you know, Dad?
00:08:31I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:35Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:37Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town they're going to go crazy.
00:08:42Or never come back.
00:08:43Yeah, Dad.
00:08:44Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:46That was before I met your mother.
00:08:48Yeah, yeah.
00:08:49We've heard that before.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:51I better go.
00:08:52They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:55I'll see you out.
00:08:56What is this?
00:08:57An empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, squirt.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:03Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life?
00:09:05Is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go.
00:09:09It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:11You have duty tonight?
00:09:12Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:15Bye, baby.
00:09:20I'll miss you.
00:09:28I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:45Heaven.
00:09:46That's it?
00:09:47We've died and gone to heaven.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:49Feel that, son.
00:09:50I have been cold for five months.
00:09:51All right.
00:09:52Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:09:54I'm never leaving.
00:09:55Midner's Cove party girls?
00:09:56That's it.
00:09:57I have been cold for five months.
00:09:58All right.
00:09:59Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:00I'm never leaving.
00:10:01Midner's Cove party girls?
00:10:02That's us.
00:10:03Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:04How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:05Look at that beach.
00:10:06And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:07And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:08And, hey, we got a pool.
00:10:09We got a pool.
00:10:10And, you girls were born for that stage.
00:10:26You guys were born for that stage.
00:10:36We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always want.
00:10:40around here I'm your man whatever you need whatever you want I'm your man hey
00:10:45you like a different look just from the point we got a different beach big waves
00:10:49bars personally I never leave right here what do you got in these bags just
00:10:54bikinis here give me that oh you guys are hot we got lots of guys girls too
00:11:00if that's your thing hey you're here to hook up because I'm a connect dead and
00:11:04connecting you know what I mean aren't you still in school like high school yeah
00:11:10well we mature a little faster out here oh you got an older brother I am my older
00:11:15brother
00:11:17so many hot boys up in here
00:11:36so many girls in the underwear
00:11:38look at me remember when we were like this I was never like this I don't remember us ever
00:11:47being like this even when we were kids all they have is time there's always gonna be remember
00:11:54we used to think there's always gonna be a guy a career and everything would just come naturally
00:12:02because that's what happens there was plenty of time of course we may never have met the guy or had
00:12:09the job but we were gonna have it all get married have kids guarantee we're gonna be happy because we
00:12:17deserved it guarantee oh time sure is a way of sneaking up on you nobody tells you it's a
00:12:26crap shoot where most people come up with snake eyes I don't feel that way yeah you do you do feel
00:12:32that way you just haven't faced it yet otherwise you would have married David long ago I mean what
00:12:38are you waiting for David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon when you walk into that firehouse
00:12:43you know sure as how what you get knock it off Laurie I need to I need to do something
00:12:48different have fun you know I mean life is
00:12:55who knows what the hell I was about
00:13:00I just found that out the hard way
00:13:02I need to be somebody
00:13:06who didn't just
00:13:07let it all get away
00:13:10what I need
00:13:15is to hook up
00:13:17fast
00:13:18she is gonna get in a lot of trouble
00:13:33I know
00:13:35I know
00:13:36look at her
00:13:42I think we're gonna have a good let's go
00:13:47let's go
00:13:48I can't
00:13:54I can't do I'm a baller baby
00:13:55BX New York shot caller
00:13:57baby
00:13:58so my men keep me cool in the heat
00:14:00tuffing me on my wrist
00:14:02jimmy chews on my feet
00:14:03down the teeth
00:14:03you ain't never met no chick like me
00:14:05girls where do you think you're going?
00:14:06three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09do we do something wrong here?
00:14:11just a little reality break
00:14:13reality? what is that?
00:14:16this is spring break
00:14:17you gotta go a little wild
00:14:18otherwise what's the point?
00:14:20are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22you guys have to do it
00:14:23no
00:14:23you know what you're missing?
00:14:25you know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28well I've already got someone wanting to be with me
00:14:30but that's one pathetic guy
00:14:32I'm talking about a hundred crazy guys
00:14:35do you have any idea?
00:14:38another thing
00:14:38you know like sexual charades right now
00:14:40you know like that movie when Harry met Sally
00:14:43you seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie yes
00:14:44but we'd be doing it in a hot tub
00:14:47not in a stupid dining
00:14:48who are you?
00:14:51hello girls
00:14:52I thought we discouraged you
00:14:53you must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love
00:14:56you girls have just won
00:14:59the most beautiful girls award
00:15:02and we are the prize
00:15:03so my two guys are going to shoot your entire week
00:15:06you'll never forget it
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week
00:15:10see I thought I swore off these a minute ago
00:15:13you can swear off again tonight
00:15:15hey I told you this beach was special
00:15:37totally private
00:15:39five minutes from your condo
00:15:41oh my god look at this
00:15:43he's so gorgeous
00:15:44this is just the beginning
00:15:45hey I'm your ticket to a good life
00:15:47I'm not doing mine on the grind for the kids
00:15:59got a stack full of backs on the side for the whip
00:16:02and if you mess with my dough
00:16:03I'ma tie it to your lip
00:16:05put my foot on the gas
00:16:06hit drive on the stick
00:16:08hit reverse on your body
00:16:09put the tires on your hip
00:16:11bet you thought I ain't seen that little line on your wrist
00:16:13but it's why I shouldn't vote when it's why if it's hit
00:16:16flip nine one time
00:16:18you got a dime for a hit
00:16:19uh certified gangsters and times in my clit
00:16:22look at that face
00:16:24I knew it the moment I saw her
00:16:27it's just another body dude
00:16:29nah uh
00:16:29not just another body
00:16:31total innocence
00:16:33but not
00:16:35she's not gonna do anything
00:16:37not the time
00:16:38she will
00:16:39look
00:16:40the right situation
00:16:42the right drugs
00:16:43the right booze
00:16:44besides when we're done with this
00:16:47she wouldn't think she did everything
00:16:49I've wasted my time
00:17:08and tried
00:17:09I've been no way
00:17:12to the side
00:17:14of the drugs
00:17:16I've been no way
00:17:46I've been no way
00:18:16I've been no way
00:18:17I've been no way
00:18:19I've been no way
00:18:46Emma!
00:18:48Emma!
00:18:50Emma!
00:18:52Emma!
00:18:54Emma!
00:18:56Emma!
00:18:58Emma! Emma!
00:19:00Oh, God!
00:19:02Yeah!
00:19:04Oh!
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:08Oh, God!
00:19:10Oh, God!
00:19:12Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan.
00:19:16Right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma! Emma!
00:19:20Emma! Emma!
00:19:22Emma! Emma!
00:19:24Come on, baby.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:28Do it for me.
00:19:30I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:32Come on.
00:19:34Come on, Emma.
00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:40Oh, God.
00:19:42Oh, God.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46Oh, God.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:50Oh, my God.
00:19:52Oh, God.
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:58Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:20:00Yeah, right there. Right there.
00:20:02Oh, God.
00:20:04Oh, God.
00:20:06Oh, God.
00:20:08Oh, God.
00:20:09Oh, God.
00:20:10Oh, God.
00:20:11Oh, God.
00:20:12Oh, God.
00:20:13That was amazing.
00:20:14I have a headache.
00:20:15A headache?
00:20:16You want aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:18Yeah?
00:20:19You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no.
00:20:21I just want aspirin.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs.
00:20:23You want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need it.
00:20:27You sure you're all right?
00:20:28Okay.
00:20:36Give me a little bit.
00:20:37Better if she were down a little.
00:20:44I got it.
00:20:48Perfect.
00:20:54Dumb bitch.
00:20:58I just want to say, we're so proud of you.
00:21:23You're doing such a great job.
00:21:25and if you're the members of the board and the faculty
00:21:28who want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33That would be great.
00:21:34Yeah.
00:21:35I'm going to get grace all the time.
00:21:37I don't like my kids.
00:21:38I'm changing my book movie of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:44I love that.
00:21:45I love that.
00:21:46It's all about the kids.
00:21:47I love that.
00:21:48I love that.
00:21:49You love the habit.
00:21:52I love that.
00:21:53How did you get them to do all of that I don't remember doing anything like that in the second
00:22:12grade except run around the playground do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed
00:22:17you want to give you a big head you're gonna think you're too good for a small town fireman
00:22:20oh come on I would love to show you how untrue that is you would yeah I would
00:22:28will you stay over
00:22:31like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift and I'll be up next weekend okay
00:22:42I'm really really proud of you
00:22:46I love you
00:22:50in Midners Cove I really missed you I wanted you to be there
00:23:01you're right what about the hunk with the yacht
00:23:04I remember having a headache and playing charades
00:23:09what do you think
00:23:16what do I think I think you should go to San Diego more often
00:23:20oh you better you better go before I make you stay
00:23:35how'd you stop me
00:23:36no you're kidding
00:23:38by the way
00:23:44I went topless one night
00:23:47I'm sorry you what
00:23:50yeah we all did it was a little weird out there
00:23:52should have been there
00:23:53see the new me
00:23:55I told you you didn't know what you're missing
00:23:59it's party time from all over the country they come
00:24:05you know what they want that girl next door
00:24:07they play the tease but they're showing it on display
00:24:11they just want somebody to grab it
00:24:12and you can be that guy
00:24:14and get them on the beach and in your lap
00:24:17get your credit card ready
00:24:18click the download button
00:24:19get every second of what these horny chicks do
00:24:23no more hard porno queens
00:24:24these are the girls next door
00:24:26the board we all were so impressed by your imagination
00:24:31and your handling of the children that
00:24:33the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades
00:24:38oh my god
00:24:39for the other teachers as well
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school
00:24:43I thought you raised the bar
00:24:44I thought you should be rewarded for your talents
00:24:48wow I don't know what to say
00:24:51I'm flattered
00:24:53I just um
00:24:55I don't know quite how it would work
00:24:57well if you're agreeable
00:24:58we could set up another meeting
00:24:59and see if we can figure something out
00:25:01well you sure know how to make enemies
00:25:03first you come back from California positively glowing
00:25:06and now you're holding seminars
00:25:09it's a terrible idea isn't it
00:25:13it's a great idea
00:25:14but it's also the best way to get yourself
00:25:16most hated teacher of the year
00:25:18well then I just won't do it
00:25:21school politics are funny
00:25:24I mean it looks all touchy-feely
00:25:26but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition
00:25:30hey Jess come here
00:25:37is that who it looks like
00:25:44can't be
00:25:47it's like one of those spring break tapes
00:25:49but it's different more extreme
00:25:51didn't you go down to some spring break thing
00:25:52you watched the whole thing
00:25:54it's her
00:25:55it gets pretty raunchy
00:25:57you think we ought to tell Dave
00:25:58suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me
00:26:03well most
00:26:04well you could try switching schools
00:26:06better yet you could come home
00:26:07you know you could get a job in a second
00:26:09maybe it's time
00:26:10is that code for get married
00:26:13and live happily ever after in Prairie D. Shin
00:26:15so what if it is
00:26:17it's not the end of the world
00:26:18I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town
00:26:23why
00:26:24what's wrong with it
00:26:25well
00:26:26would you live somewhere else
00:26:28I don't think so
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer
00:26:32I mean history
00:26:33family
00:26:34roots
00:26:35I mean honey it's a good town
00:26:37it's our home
00:26:38I mean what is there something you want to do
00:26:41that needs you to be someplace else
00:26:42it can be a little suffocating
00:26:44you don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are
00:26:47I mean anywhere
00:26:48Madison
00:26:49Chicago
00:26:50San Diego
00:26:51wherever you were
00:26:52alright honey
00:26:55I guess I could learn how to surf
00:26:56no I didn't say that
00:26:57look
00:26:58all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way
00:27:00before you took your little trip
00:27:01did something happen out there
00:27:03made you feel like you needed to be someplace else
00:27:06I don't know
00:27:08with someone else
00:27:09listen
00:27:11I've always felt this way
00:27:13okay I mean don't you feel this way sometimes
00:27:16what if there's something out there that's
00:27:18perfect
00:27:19perfect for you
00:27:21for us
00:27:21you know we might never know
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us
00:27:26is right there
00:27:27I mean you could turn your back on it
00:27:30looking for something else
00:27:31I don't know what
00:27:32but by the time you figure it out
00:27:34what you don't know is what you've lost
00:27:36David
00:27:37nothing's changed
00:27:38yeah maybe
00:27:40but uh at least it's in the open now
00:27:43don't you think we've been ignoring this
00:27:45you know I'm not facing the facts here
00:27:47what no
00:27:48what are you talking about
00:27:49okay listen
00:27:50I love you
00:27:51and you love me
00:27:52those are the facts
00:27:54yeah but
00:27:55no look the fact is
00:27:56I like Prairie
00:27:57okay
00:27:58I like my job
00:28:00it makes me feel good
00:28:01like I'm doing something I'm proud of
00:28:03yeah
00:28:05I'm sorry I've got to go
00:28:08come here
00:28:09I love you
00:28:12I'll see you soon
00:28:13I love you
00:28:14I love you
00:28:15I love you
00:28:16I love you
00:28:17I love you
00:28:18I love you
00:28:19I love you
00:28:20I love you
00:28:21I love you
00:28:22I love you
00:28:23I love you
00:28:24I love you
00:28:25I love you
00:28:26I love you
00:28:27I love you
00:28:28I love you
00:28:29I love you
00:28:30I love you
00:28:31I love you
00:28:32I love you
00:28:33I love you
00:28:34I love you
00:28:35I love you
00:28:36I love you
00:28:37I love you
00:28:38I love you
00:28:39Let's go.
00:29:09Let's go.
00:29:39I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02I, if somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It, uh, may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:17It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that, that they won't identify and I what?
00:30:34If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:51Just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:19I mean, you're sure you let go a little.
00:31:23This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:14Best M.
00:32:15Best M hit on the next.
00:32:17Locker room.
00:32:18Get your wife to check out while you're at work.
00:32:21Locker room.
00:32:22Get your health cam.
00:32:24I can't.
00:32:25I can't.
00:32:26All right.
00:32:27All right.
00:32:27First timer's guaranteed.
00:32:28Turn off.
00:32:29Turn off.
00:32:29You're just great.
00:32:31I'm not having that.
00:32:32I'm the church man in the checkout line.
00:32:36Come on.
00:32:38Come on.
00:32:39Just.
00:32:42I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine.
00:32:49But there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:55Look, if it's something we did, I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that
00:33:02Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:10What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:14What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:16Hey, look.
00:33:17Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Steve.
00:33:20I'm sorry as hell.
00:33:21All right?
00:33:22We've all known Emerald.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:24Hey, look, Dave.
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Dave.
00:33:27It's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there.
00:33:30It's not Emma.
00:33:54Here's no problem.
00:33:55To be continued.
00:33:56Here's no problem.
00:33:57In affects my mind.
00:33:57The ship's pretty strong.
00:33:58That's great.
00:33:59It's understandable.
00:34:01Where did your wings?
00:34:02Did you see me?
00:34:03This,��, did you see me ever had?
00:34:04They're the sharks on the way.
00:34:06Insightly.
00:34:06This is another time.
00:34:07It's changing families.
00:34:08This is my life from internet.
00:34:09This is a Experience 566.
00:34:11This is your life from 788.
00:34:13Thank you for your face.
00:34:15material on, males on, males on, males on, males on, males on, males.
00:34:18she doesn't have tenure I mean what is the policy in a situation like this but
00:34:41she has the right to bring it to the board the school could be sued even the
00:34:47public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school it's also a human
00:34:53question pretty soon the kids are gonna get wind of this and get curious and I
00:34:58for one do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is no
00:35:02I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher and she
00:35:06presents herself so well but if she stays I'm pulling Jason out of school
00:35:17hi you ought to check your machine ring about a thousand times maybe it's not
00:35:25working anyway you you haven't answered my email yet what's going on town burning
00:35:33down it's pretty crappy here okay bye I love you
00:35:42hey
00:35:57your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a
00:36:11formal dismissal now if you resign there can be some reason something neutral
00:36:16something that won't hurt your record I'll help you frame the situation so it
00:36:20won't affect your future I didn't do anything how could you believe that I
00:36:26would I mean at least let me talk to who's spreading this it's no longer a case
00:36:31of an unsubstantiated rumor I have not seen the material but others have teachers
00:36:39parents I will look at it if I have to as will the district what material there is
00:36:45no material I tried looking on the internet you know I don't have to accept
00:36:50this I have a right to fight this and I'm going to you do you do have a right to
00:36:57fight this but let me lay down the process I fire you for cause in this
00:37:06district that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board now
00:37:10you can appeal at a district level which will bring the whole sordid business
00:37:15into the public arena but you should think very carefully about that before
00:37:19you do litigation being what it is this days it would have to be messy and the
00:37:25district it doesn't usually lose Emma I'm trying to do you a favor if you
00:37:34fight it it'll be on your record even if you're exonerated even if it turns out to
00:37:38be nothing it will be on your record every time you go for an interview true or not
00:37:44it'll be there people parents will find out about it they always do now you
00:37:51think a school is gonna go against parents and hiring a teacher
00:37:57believe me I'm thinking of your welfare
00:38:04it's not fair
00:38:08I have to say goodbye to my children I don't think that's a good idea there's a
00:38:18substitute already in place your things will be gathered and delivered to you
00:38:21you can't just yank somebody from them you understand that they'll get over it
00:38:35she wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children I'll talk to them I'll tell them something kids are resilient they're usually more than we are at least now we can go see a lawyer I'll resign I agreed to leave
00:39:01look I know it's lousy but sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true
00:39:07or not I've got to get to class look it's up to you you've got to be strong it's up
00:39:13to you
00:39:31you
00:39:33you
00:39:34you
00:39:36you
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:31I don't know.
00:41:01I don't know.
00:41:31I don't know.
00:42:01I don't know.
00:42:31I don't know.
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:06I don't know.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:09I don't know.
00:43:10I don't know.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:12I don't know.
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:14I don't know.
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:21keeap.
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:24Ranger, where have you been?
00:43:26How are you?
00:43:28What's the matter?
00:43:32I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:36I saw your film.
00:43:38Emma, I saw...
00:43:40I saw the video.
00:43:44Did you hear me?
00:43:46I saw it. I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:50David, that puts you ahead of me
00:43:52because I didn't do any movie.
00:43:54Okay?
00:43:56And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:58David!
00:44:00It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:02What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:04Are you drunk?
00:44:06Huh? Were you high?
00:44:08Maybe I could understand what you...
00:44:10Were you having fun?
00:44:12I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't.
00:44:14This just means that I
00:44:16really don't know
00:44:18who you are.
00:44:20Please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:22I didn't do any movie.
00:44:24I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:26Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites.
00:44:34Everywhere.
00:44:36Most of them.
00:44:38I really thought I...
00:44:40I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just... No.
00:44:44No, save it.
00:44:46I can't. I just... I can't.
00:45:08Oh, God.
00:45:10Oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there!
00:45:14Right there!
00:45:15Oh, God.
00:45:16Oh, God.
00:45:17Oh, God.
00:45:31Oh, God.
00:45:33I'm printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma, hi.
00:45:59How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine.
00:46:01How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad?
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:16What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:24I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:29but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:32but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video?
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:40but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:54No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:59All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:00No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:10I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this I-can-handle-it attitude,
00:47:15it's like...
00:47:16Okay?
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18All right, call me tomorrow.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little,
00:47:34but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:39I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:42I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:48We drank a lot.
00:47:51Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:55I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game,
00:48:08faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg,
00:48:15or whatever his name was.
00:48:20I mean,
00:48:20it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, I, God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:45I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:58I just wanted to call,
00:49:01make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here,
00:49:09it'll all be okay.
00:49:10I think we should stick together.
00:49:12Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:28Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:41But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:49You know, is that possible for me to do something like that
00:49:51and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs,
00:49:55things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma.
00:49:58There's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear,
00:50:02but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:09You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:20I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:26I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:38People see me, and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me, and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She, uh, had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:05She said it would be better if you moved away
00:51:07to some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:13With nothing on your permanent record,
00:51:14you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:23I'm your friend.
00:51:24I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:30But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even a school isn't.
00:51:35David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something
00:51:42most people never have to figure out.
00:51:44Who you are,
00:51:45and what you're gonna do about it.
00:51:54I'm not gonna do about it.
00:52:18You first woke me up.
00:52:20Oh, my God.
00:52:50Oh, my God.
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:50Oh, my God.
00:55:20Hey, hey, get out of here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help, please.
00:55:24Help, please.
00:55:26Help, help.
00:55:28Oh, my God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetheart.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34I'm calling the police.
00:55:35Oh, my God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:41I'm going home.
00:55:47No, Emma.
00:55:49You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know what?
00:55:51I just got to get out of here.
00:55:52Dad.
00:56:05Dad?
00:56:05Dad?
00:56:35You awake?
00:57:05I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things, so I don't want you to think you can't come
00:57:35to me.
00:57:36You know?
00:57:37Honey?
00:57:42That's good.
00:57:43Is it?
00:57:44I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque.
00:58:15That's my mother.
00:58:16I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but-
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:23Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:39But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis?
00:58:57Where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:58:59But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but-
00:59:21One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:32Um, Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:44This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down a club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:13At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga Line while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:54Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:25I mean, have you seen what Ordinary Girls and Those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:52My poster.
01:02:22Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:23They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:24Not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:25Maybe.
01:02:26But it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:27Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:28On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:47What's your fault?
01:02:48I'm sure you want to be here?
01:02:49I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:50I don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:02:52Excuse me.
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:01Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:21You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:45But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:49Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:56But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:09Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:29Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape, then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff, but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:49What? I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:53Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:07Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is, do you prove to someone that you love them by standing by them
01:05:33no matter what it looked like they did, or do you forgive somebody for being confused
01:05:37about it?
01:05:38This is a no-end situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything, I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:58Psychotic?
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here, you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density, see?
01:06:19The images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this, the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom, oh, the rest appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember, I don't need any help.
01:07:00You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense, what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes, but do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted, specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:27I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other, to a certain extent, you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position.
01:07:42Appearing on a public display that allowed them to use your tape.
01:07:45Even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no shimler in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job.
01:07:50Stalked.
01:07:51Nearly raped.
01:07:52My family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me and everybody that I know has been humiliated.
01:07:58And what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue.
01:08:05But if you're not a public person, you know, the damage to your reputation is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is, in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women are having their heads put on another body and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique.
01:08:22But there are a large number of women who go someplace.
01:08:25Like you did.
01:08:26Well, say, Spring Break or Mardi Gras or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts or get drunk.
01:08:34Even allowing themselves to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology affects all women.
01:08:45Whether it's what happened to you or somebody with a cell phone or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:50Basically, it undermines a woman's right to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:57That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic.
01:08:59But look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics which degrade and invite abusive women, which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up to do soft and hardcore for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years, we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:49The Supreme Court of Washington State ruled that a woman was not protected in a checkout line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:56Other state courts have held that women are not protected in their own bedroom or bathroom against photography through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, it depends how much time and money you have and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:11Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it, the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go, then thousands, maybe millions of people will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie, I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the internet, in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people to look at me the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:04Honey.
01:11:05Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control in a case like this is just to surround yourself with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mintner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off.
01:11:39You played some stupid game and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable of doing what they're doing, then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me and I need to get it back.
01:11:50Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child who needs someone to ride her bike with her when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:02And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me and then attacked me.
01:12:08I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice, it's still with me.
01:12:25And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it because if I don't, then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I'm always going to be afraid.
01:13:04Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:12Excuse me?
01:13:19Hey, you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:23Still in high school?
01:13:26I need to find them.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:31No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:33You don't understand.
01:13:35I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:39What do you think?
01:13:40The world's set up for you?
01:13:42It's a set up, all right.
01:13:44But this isn't your world.
01:13:46You can't get even with it.
01:13:47You can't win.
01:13:49Best you can do?
01:13:51Be glad you survived.
01:13:53There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:56Believe me.
01:13:56She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this, but they wouldn't give me
01:14:13an appointment.
01:14:14She said he'd be in court and be gone for three weeks.
01:14:17God, L.A. is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:23Go to the courthouse.
01:14:25Find out which one.
01:14:26In L.A. there's probably a lot he could be in, but all the trials are posted.
01:14:31I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give him a call, okay?
01:14:34How'd you get to be so smart?
01:14:36Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:14:38I hope not too much, if you know what I mean.
01:14:42Excuse me, Mr. Salkin.
01:14:44Could I please talk to you for a moment?
01:14:46No.
01:14:48My name is Emma Norman.
01:14:50If I could just...
01:14:51Damn it, please.
01:14:53I told Professor Richardson I wasn't interested.
01:14:56Just five minutes.
01:14:59All right.
01:15:01Go.
01:15:02What do you want?
01:15:04Excuse me?
01:15:05You want money?
01:15:06Someone to go to jail?
01:15:07You want to close down the production house?
01:15:09The hotel?
01:15:11You want your reputation back?
01:15:12A public apology?
01:15:13Come back when you know I've got to be somewhere.
01:15:16Look.
01:15:17In California, there are no good criminal remedies.
01:15:21There's a few civil codes we could pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of someone smoking,
01:15:30or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick,
01:15:32that someone who's truly damaged would actually have a chance.
01:15:36But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud?
01:15:40I looked up on the internet the privacy laws of California.
01:15:42Privacy law is very new and very subjective.
01:15:46There's no historical precedent for it in tort law.
01:15:48As a matter of fact, it changes all the time.
01:15:51Privacy is what 12 men and women think it is.
01:15:54I've won some privacy cases, from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and movies.
01:16:00But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft or hardcore porn, I've lost.
01:16:08Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our privacy rights.
01:16:11They put my head on another body.
01:16:13That is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it.
01:16:18I know from Professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify.
01:16:23The company will have five.
01:16:24You participated in some stuff, right?
01:16:26That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't.
01:16:31That makes it look like everything was voluntary.
01:16:34They hold a gun to your head.
01:16:36Listen, juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us.
01:16:40High divorce rate, infidelity, ordinary housewife swinging.
01:16:44People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are in porn, who are intensely moralistic.
01:16:50Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
01:16:52Did you kiss the guy on the conga line?
01:16:54You were fired from your job.
01:16:56That means somebody thought you were complicit.
01:16:58The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Hi.
01:17:15Does your company produce those spring break videos?
01:17:19Do you know who does?
01:17:28Hi.
01:17:30Are you here to shoot someone or get a job?
01:17:33I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:43Mintmaskov's second edition is here to see Nick.
01:17:45Most of the films are shot on location.
01:17:47What we do here are mostly retakes, close shots, and insects.
01:17:50I am so glad to finally meet you.
01:17:52Emma, isn't it?
01:17:53It was on the ID security gap from your bag.
01:17:55I assume that's your real name.
01:17:57You are so good.
01:18:00I mean, I see a lot of girls, and you're special.
01:18:02You'd be surprised.
01:18:03It's in the face more than the body, and you just jump off the screen.
01:18:07It's really something.
01:18:08I mean, I had no right.
01:18:09I see lots of girls.
01:18:10A lot of girls.
01:18:11Here is the new cover, and you are going to be a star.
01:18:17I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:24You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no.
01:18:26I'm not kidding.
01:18:27Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started,
01:18:31but now, hell, we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire,
01:18:35we don't have to.
01:18:37We even get releases.
01:18:39Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:41I never signed a release, and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:46You're not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:52S.O.B.
01:18:54Con me.
01:18:56Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:00Boy, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation.
01:19:04You have to recall it.
01:19:05You've got to be nuts.
01:19:07Look, I'm sorry you got screwed.
01:19:09Excuse the pun.
01:19:11But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:13And this is a big seller.
01:19:14We could break a record with this one.
01:19:16I can talk to the police.
01:19:17I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:22And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:27How much help are they?
01:19:31I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:33Hey, look.
01:19:34Tell you what.
01:19:35How about $5,000?
01:19:40No.
01:19:40$10,000.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:43Think of this as a down payment.
01:19:46Too bad.
01:19:51Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:04This is a big city.
01:20:05I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:11He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:16If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:22Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:25It'll be over soon.
01:20:29Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:31You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:35You've got a short shelf life.
01:20:38In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:41You guys, you guys look good out there.
01:20:47Come on.
01:20:50No, no.
01:20:51No, we're here.
01:20:57Nice job.
01:20:58You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this. Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:33It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:57Please, please.
01:21:59Please, please.
01:22:03Please, please.
01:22:07Please, please.
01:22:35Please, please.
01:22:39Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:49No, I meet a lot of pretty girls, but I don't...
01:22:55I met Nurse Cove. You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:01How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look. If you want some money, I'd make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:08You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:10I don't want any money.
01:23:12Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay?
01:23:14It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:16That isn't it.
01:23:18Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:22So this is it.
01:23:34Guess where you made it?
01:23:36What are you gonna do? Are you gonna arrest me?
01:23:40You're gonna call the cops?
01:23:42You know what? I do remember you.
01:23:44That tape rocks because of you.
01:23:48Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:23:50So that's it, huh?
01:23:52That's why you used me.
01:23:54What else?
01:23:56That tape rocks because of you.
01:23:58Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:00So that's it, huh?
01:24:02That's why you used me.
01:24:04What else?
01:24:06That's why you used me.
01:24:08What else?
01:24:10What?
01:24:14It ruined your life.
01:24:16You're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:20For what?
01:24:22For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:30For stealing your soul?
01:24:34What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:38Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:40Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all neat and orderly?
01:24:50You stay in Kansas.
01:24:52That night, you wanted it.
01:24:56You were on.
01:24:58You really wanted it.
01:25:00You know, I could do anything to you.
01:25:06I could even rape you.
01:25:10And nobody would believe you.
01:25:14You're pathetic.
01:25:24Is that what you do?
01:25:26Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me?
01:25:28That's it?
01:25:30That's your life.
01:25:32Making phony tapes.
01:25:34You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:36You know what?
01:25:38I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:40I'm gonna kill you!
01:25:42This isn't real!
01:25:44This isn't real sex!
01:25:46Look at this!
01:25:48It's absurd!
01:25:50Ha!
01:25:52You?
01:25:54It's absurd!
01:25:56It's absurd!
01:25:58Ha!
01:26:00You?
01:26:02It's absurd!
01:26:04It's absurd!
01:26:06It's absurd!
01:26:08You?
01:26:12I was afraid of you?
01:26:14What was I thinking?
01:26:30It's strange.
01:26:32I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:34Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:38But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:42I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:48There are no protected places.
01:26:52The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:54Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:58You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:04If I could tell my story.
01:27:06If other women and girls knew what had happened to me.
01:27:10They could realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:14I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:16I never lost it.
01:27:18I never lost it.
01:27:20I never lost it.
01:27:22I never lost it.
01:27:24I could tell my family.
01:27:26I was just wondering if you were there.
01:27:28I never lost it when you heard that.
01:27:30It's different from your mind.
01:27:32I can tell my story.
01:27:34I am sorry.
01:27:36I can tell my story.
01:27:38I am sorry.
01:27:40I am sorry.
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