- 8/3/2025
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49I'm sorry.
00:03:50I've got a picture here.
00:03:51I'm sorry.
00:03:52I'll be right.
00:03:54No, no.
00:03:56No, no, no.
00:03:57No, no.
00:03:59No, no.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03No, no, no.
00:04:04There's a real-assenaĆ§Ć£o.
00:04:06I think you're doing a little bit, I don't know what it is.
00:04:08Everything all right?
00:04:16Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:29I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah, actually, I am.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that.
00:05:10Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:05:14I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:23Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36Please.
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:43You got ten minutes max.
00:05:46No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:05:58Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:01Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:04What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:14Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristian!
00:06:23What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:34No, Tristian, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39Is it weird?
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:49You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:54You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:06:59Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know, Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:07Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness?
00:07:14It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:38I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:42Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my...
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:00Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouths again,
00:08:03if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:06you won't just be losing a plan or two.
00:08:07You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it.
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:22Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:27Why would you just...
00:08:28Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:31and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:33Why does it piss you off?
00:08:35Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:39He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:41and I would never do that to you, Sam,
00:08:44because I just...
00:08:45I...
00:08:46Because you what?
00:08:48Sorry, I...
00:08:52I...
00:08:53Just...
00:08:54Forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't, okay?
00:09:08You can't?
00:09:08So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay.
00:09:12He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later, all right?
00:09:16I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:09:19so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:23Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just want to get out of here, okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:30Fine.
00:09:39Just don't let me catch you crying again,
00:09:41or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:45See?
00:09:47Better.
00:10:00Hey, Sammy.
00:10:08Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13No, you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:19Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:59Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Good night, Tristan.
00:11:30Boo!
00:11:33Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:37You know what you need.
00:11:39A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:41I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:48I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:51To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:56Earth to Samantha.
00:11:59Myles, uh...
00:12:09There's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:14Ness?
00:12:17Hey!
00:12:22You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:26Uh, sure.
00:12:29Hey Savannah.
00:12:30It's Samantha.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33For sure.
00:12:34Hey Savannah.
00:12:35It's Samantha.
00:12:36Oh.
00:12:37Right.
00:12:38For sure.
00:12:39Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:41You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:12:44I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:45I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:46Come on Sabrina, you would be doing us a huge favor.
00:12:48Girl.
00:12:49Girl.
00:12:50I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:12:51You don't need me to get him.
00:12:52I'm nobody.
00:12:53What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:12:55What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:12:56What?
00:12:57What's your problem?
00:12:58Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:12:59That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:00What?
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03Hey.
00:13:04Hey.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07Hey.
00:13:08Hey.
00:13:09Hey.
00:13:10Hey.
00:13:11Hey.
00:13:12Hey.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14Hey.
00:13:15Hey.
00:13:16Hey.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:18Hey.
00:13:19Hey.
00:13:20Hey.
00:13:21Hey.
00:13:22Hey.
00:13:23Hey.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25What?
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28You want to be different so bad?
00:13:30You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:34What?
00:13:35Oh my god!
00:13:36Look at her blushing.
00:13:37She thinks she's the main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:40Aw.
00:13:41The little sister best friend has a crush on the hot big brother!
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him!
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:55Oh yeah? Is that why you're parading your tits around? So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:05You want his attention, sweetie? Well, then let us help you.
00:14:18Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:25She's not coming back up.
00:14:55Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:08Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on. It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:29Well, they must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:48For saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:01Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention? God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:06You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:15Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:28Oh, really?
00:16:29Well, then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:45We shouldn't.
00:16:46Oh, no, no, no. Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but...
00:16:59You're not just any girl.
00:17:02Sam.
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes or a no?
00:17:29I want you, Tristan.
00:17:41I don't want to serve you.
00:17:46I don't want to serve you.
00:17:59Don't.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:04Have you ever done this before?
00:18:12I think I'm already much my first everything.
00:18:16I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:18I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:18:21Sam, where were you?
00:18:48Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake and you were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10They brought me this.
00:19:12So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I-
00:19:17Do they think I'm stupid? Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:19:21It's all anyone does. It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:27You would never do that to me. Right, Sam? You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on. You know I hate him. We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:53Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:19:59Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:20:02I know I can trust you. Always, Ren.
00:20:07Hold on.
00:20:08It's me and you.
00:20:18There they go. Showing off Golden Boy. Again.
00:20:21Attention everyone. We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:33He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:41Yes, sir.
00:20:48Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh, great. The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you.
00:21:14Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine.
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:18I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:20Do you want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:29Hey, Tristan.
00:21:30Can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:38Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:39Need something?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Never mind.
00:21:43Just...
00:21:45Forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:50I knew you'd come around.
00:21:51Want to take this to your room?
00:21:53Ah, not in the mood.
00:21:54No.
00:21:55Oh.
00:21:59I knew you'd come around.
00:22:01Want to take this to your room?
00:22:05I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Want to take this to your room?
00:22:19Not in the mood.
00:22:33I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:35Beep.
00:22:36Beep.
00:22:37Beep.
00:22:38Beep.
00:22:39Beep.
00:22:40Beep.
00:22:41Tristan!
00:22:42Come on!
00:22:43Open up, it's already 10.
00:22:44We gotta get on the road!
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:50my fists!
00:22:54Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:00Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on!
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that!
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:12If you wanted to get me in bed, you could've just said so.
00:23:14Shut up!
00:23:15There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:18God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, just paying back the favor.
00:23:25Consider us even now.
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:33Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:39Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:40It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:42It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:45We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:48You can't tease me like this.
00:23:50What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:53What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery.
00:23:56Being serious?
00:23:57I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:59Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05It's in a scar.
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:24No, we're not.
00:24:25Filled up yesterday.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32Got gas last night.
00:24:33We were taking your depression now.
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:38Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on.
00:24:56Lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:58It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Painting pools.
00:25:16How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:32A bad porno? Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:34Hey, uh, smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:31I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:40I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:56I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:04Well...
00:27:08You still got the rest of our lives, don't we?
00:27:10Uh, thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:11I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:12I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:13I'm gonna let you get some sleep.
00:27:17uh thank you for the aspirin i'm gonna let you get some sleep all right i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:27what can i get for you just two coffees please
00:27:37so you folks aren't from around here are you you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:27:43oh no uh we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in new york city he's her older brother
00:27:48so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother no i have a boyfriend well that's
00:27:53complicated but tristan and i aren't i mean we hooked up once but it was years ago he doesn't
00:27:57even remember oh sweet pea you think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across
00:28:07the road wouldn't remember something like that
00:28:09i think the man who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:28:15hey anything sound good what do you remember about me tristan
00:28:26uh what do you mean you can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me right
00:28:35uh i remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:42what do you remember about me
00:28:48i remember every summer at your family's cabin at big bear
00:28:59especially the last one
00:29:03i remember every summer at your family's cabin at big bear
00:29:10there's some stupid shit there
00:29:13i guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:16you know what else i remember
00:29:19i remember you being a selfish arrogant
00:29:22fuck boy who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:29:24oh really is that it what's that supposed to mean
00:29:30nothing you are completely right smiles
00:29:37that's exactly what you are
00:29:41did we just run out of gas
00:29:59i filled up three hours ago
00:30:02i told you this would happen
00:30:08we're out of gas
00:30:09no we're not
00:30:10for the last time we did not run out of gas
00:30:13oh yeah how do you know
00:30:14i know my car
00:30:15my god
00:30:17do we have a problem
00:30:20you are my problem
00:30:22my best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:24and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:27i know my car
00:30:28because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything
00:30:30what do you want me to say
00:30:37that it's my fault
00:30:38fine
00:30:40it's my fucking fault
00:30:42this whole mess is my fault
00:30:43god i should have never agreed to do this
00:30:46so just told ren no
00:30:47agreed to what
00:30:48ren talked you into this
00:30:53didn't she
00:30:55you didn't want to drive me
00:30:57sam
00:30:59sam
00:31:03no no i'm sorry
00:31:04i'm sorry i didn't mean it
00:31:06hey
00:31:07hey
00:31:08i'm frustrated too
00:31:14we're in this together
00:31:18right
00:31:19you and me
00:31:22what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here
00:31:34you two are real lucky i found you
00:31:40well i'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:43bring it back to the shop
00:31:44we'll take a look in the morning
00:31:45for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:47hey we appreciate the help
00:31:48oh if possible could you please tell them to be careful
00:31:52i have a gift for my friend in the trunk and i don't want it damaged
00:31:55you have my word miss
00:31:56thank you so much sir
00:31:58ah
00:31:59just call me bob
00:32:01so
00:32:03what brings you two around these parts
00:32:05we're on our way to new york
00:32:06my best friend's getting married
00:32:08well then you're the maid of honor
00:32:09i'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress
00:32:12don't you agree son
00:32:13one hundred percent
00:32:16how can i help you tonight
00:32:24uh two rooms please
00:32:26uh shoot
00:32:29i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:33i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:39that's okay
00:32:43we'll just go somewhere else
00:32:45thanks
00:32:46uh sir
00:32:48we're the only spot in town
00:32:51everything else is over three hours away
00:32:54one room will be fine
00:33:00look
00:33:02it's just one night
00:33:03sorry i was being silly
00:33:05so are we gonna talk about it
00:33:19i think it's better if we don't
00:33:25just forget it
00:33:27sorry
00:33:34about what i said at the cafe earlier i didn't mean it
00:33:39i know
00:33:41goodnight sam
00:33:47hey honey
00:33:54i'm sorry i haven't called
00:33:55i've been caught up at the office
00:33:57how's the drive been
00:33:58uh it's been
00:33:59crazy honestly
00:34:00the car broke down and we had to
00:34:02that's nice
00:34:02anyway
00:34:03i got some bad news sammy
00:34:05my boss wants me to go to napa this weekend
00:34:08i can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:09are you kidding
00:34:10i mean
00:34:11no you're supposed to fly in friday
00:34:13you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:15honey
00:34:15you're being ridiculous
00:34:16i can't tell my boss no
00:34:18he needs me
00:34:19yeah well what about what i need
00:34:20do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone
00:34:23i mean
00:34:23no no no
00:34:24we've been planning this for months steven
00:34:25god how could you i
00:34:27what was that
00:34:34what was that
00:34:36huh
00:34:37oh nothing my co-worker just said something
00:34:39anyway i'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:41but i promise i'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:43okay
00:34:43see you soon
00:34:44hey
00:34:52you okay
00:34:54what happened
00:34:55steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:57broke up with him
00:35:00what are you gonna say i told you so
00:35:04you should have dumped him from the start smiles you dumbass
00:35:06sam no
00:35:07i'm sorry
00:35:08no
00:35:09everything in my life is falling apart i don't want to hear some bullshit like i'm sorry
00:35:13okay just just wait
00:35:14no i should have never agreed to this i should have said no i should have
00:35:17sam sam
00:35:18sam
00:35:32god i mean don't suck you jerk
00:35:39will you just stop i'm trying to help
00:35:41why
00:35:42because
00:35:43because why
00:35:45because you can't swim
00:35:46you remember
00:35:49sam
00:35:51just listen
00:35:52oh you lied to me tristan
00:35:53you do remember lake the night of the cabin
00:35:56everything
00:35:56don't you
00:35:57yes i remember
00:36:00sam
00:36:04where
00:36:04where are you going
00:36:05sam
00:36:09where
00:36:09where are you going
00:36:10get as far away from you as i can
00:36:12also
00:36:13i can swim now
00:36:14asshole
00:36:14sam just
00:36:16stop
00:36:17samantha
00:36:18yeah
00:36:23yeah
00:36:23all right
00:36:25yeah be right there
00:36:27fuck
00:36:33fuck
00:36:35fuck
00:36:37fuck
00:36:41fuck
00:36:45fuck
00:36:46fuck
00:36:47fuck
00:36:48i picked up the car
00:36:56um
00:36:58we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:00we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:09we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:09we're not gonna leave until we
00:37:13i don't feel like talking
00:37:17what are you doing
00:37:21i don't know
00:37:25but i don't want to think anymore
00:37:28just never
00:37:30just never
00:37:30mmhmm
00:37:31mmhmm
00:37:32how much
00:37:38have you had to drink
00:37:39doesn't matter
00:37:41you make me feel things tristan
00:37:46things i've never felt before
00:37:49i hate you so much
00:37:53but i want you so much
00:37:54but i want you so bad it scares me
00:37:57i don't know
00:38:00i'm not gonna be there
00:38:02i want you to know
00:38:02i'm not gonna go
00:38:06I'm sorry.
00:38:27I can't.
00:38:36Hey, are you hungry?
00:38:55Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:07Like you not talking to me?
00:39:11Not even looking at me?
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:20Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:33Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:36Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:40You think I don't want you?
00:39:43You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:47I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:51And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:55But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:01It was like the whole hell.
00:40:02I was like, I'm happy.
00:40:04Now that you were drunk.
00:40:05I was drunk that I must talk to you.
00:40:06You're drunk all things.
00:40:07But even if you're drunk, I'm kind of surprised.
00:40:08Well, you were drunk.
00:40:09I was drunk and I was drunk and I was back with you.
00:40:12I didn't even know if I knew you were not drunk.
00:40:14Well, you were drunk.
00:40:16We were drunk.
00:40:17I thought I was drunk.
00:40:18I was drunk and I was drunk.
00:40:20I was drunk.
00:40:21I was drunk and I was drunk.
00:40:22I want you, Tristan.
00:40:52Hey.
00:40:54So, one room or two?
00:40:56Um, one room.
00:40:58Thanks.
00:41:02Here you go.
00:41:04We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:06Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Tristopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:16Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam? Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20Oh, I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I...
00:41:24I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:26Don't be. I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:28I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:30God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So used us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:42Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:46You okay?
00:41:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:52Look, I think...
00:41:54Whatever this thing is...
00:41:56It's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:58What?
00:42:00Why? Is this because of Renee?
00:42:02Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:06And it can't happen again.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:10Was...
00:42:11You and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:18No, you tell me.
00:42:19You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:21Let's do it.
00:42:22What are you talking about?
00:42:23You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:25Some stupid shit there.
00:42:27You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:30I hate Tristan, Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:32Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:33Ring any bells?
00:42:34You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:37Did you mean it?
00:42:38Of course I didn't.
00:42:39Then why'd you say it?
00:42:40Why'd you push me away?
00:42:41And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:42Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:42:43You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:42:48I just...
00:42:49I didn't want to hurt her.
00:42:51God.
00:42:52I'm sorry, I just...
00:42:53I'm sorry.
00:42:54I just...
00:42:55I'm sorry.
00:42:56I just...
00:42:57No, I'm sorry.
00:42:59I just...
00:43:00I just...
00:43:01I was...
00:43:02Oh, my God.
00:43:03Oh, my God.
00:43:04What?
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07It's not nice.
00:43:08What?
00:43:09Oh, my God...
00:43:10I don't know what you're supposed to do.
00:43:11I don't regret last night, and I do want to tell Wren I just... I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah. It's okay. I get it.
00:43:28You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:36I came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:55My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:04Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:13I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:24It isn't stupid. You're what makes you happy, right? Then it's worth it.
00:44:31My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:35You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no. Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:44Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:45Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable. Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:55It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:01That's what I was missing.
00:45:05I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything. You hear me? Everything.
00:45:24I wanted to hate you, but I don't. I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam. I never have.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:58Oh, finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:12A cell phone?
00:46:18If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:37Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:49Uh, your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:55So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:59You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13Good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:19Bring it in.
00:47:20I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh my God!
00:47:26I can't believe it!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:29Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a bus?
00:47:32What are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:34A pirouette on her corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, run. It wasn't bad. It was kinda nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:47Yeah? And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:52I don't think I ever heard a, thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:59Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:01They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:09I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:48:21No, deep tissue.
00:48:24Okay, the tie works.
00:48:26Mom.
00:48:28Please.
00:48:29Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:33Are you alone?
00:48:35You wish.
00:48:36I'm with you.
00:48:38I wish.
00:48:39I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:42You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:08I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:13I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to the wedding again.
00:49:17It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:20Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:47I...
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:55When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:58I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:00God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:25I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:31And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:53I'm gonna head you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Non-stop, I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on, can we... can we talk?
00:51:03Sure.
00:51:05What about...
00:51:06I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:14So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:17I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but...
00:51:25I think...
00:51:27I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:29Tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:51:35I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:02How could you?
00:52:13Wren, I...
00:52:16I...
00:52:20Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning and...
00:52:27Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:43Mom, you were right.
00:52:45I should've just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:55Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:02She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:10I'll see you over here so again.
00:53:11I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:12Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:13It's good to have you.
00:53:14It's good to have you.
00:53:15I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:20Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:21It's good to have you.
00:53:23I'm sorry.
00:53:24I'm so afraid.
00:53:25Excuse me.
00:53:26I'm in love with Tristan in fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:47As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:52Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text? I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:19Boy, I fell in the pool. Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven!
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:51God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you!
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole!
00:55:19Honey, what? What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you. I would never cheat on you.
00:55:26I saw her. She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass. You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten, you were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey, listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake, but I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven. I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now. I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:55Sam, I know you love me. You can't live without me. You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me. You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore. Now get out.
00:56:24My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan, it doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast, and...
00:57:04What? You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam. We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:14Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:22Yes.
00:57:28I'm a little...
00:57:29I didn't tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:43Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:38Have you followed or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57Tell me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:23I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:32What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:54Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:01He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember amongst was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:09All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:12So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:26Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:43I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:56Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:09I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized, Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:30Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:35Or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:39And that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:30Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:51I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:51And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:16I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past.
01:04:25Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:31You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure you get this a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:44And I won't run out of gas.
01:04:58I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them.
01:05:11If they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:29I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, Beckham.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
01:05:53To the gas station.
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