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Love Island UK S12 E55

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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count, and you may still be charged.
00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bits show, but we're still spicing things up.
00:17Really spicy food, that hurts your bum.
00:19What?
00:21Our Islanders will be walking the walk, talking the talk, and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:29When it comes to Unseen Exclusives, we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bits will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue. Rub your hands together with Glee, because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding, but it's gonna be magic.
00:56Look at that round!
00:57Woo!
00:58Woo!
00:59Woo!
01:00Woo!
01:01Strap in for the series finale of Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:05Woo!
01:06Woo!
01:07Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:09Woo!
01:10Woo!
01:11Woo!
01:12Woo!
01:13Woo!
01:14Woo!
01:15Woo!
01:16Woo!
01:17Woo!
01:18Woo!
01:19Woo!
01:20Woo!
01:21Woo!
01:22Woo!
01:23Woo!
01:24Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:27Me and Megan had a kiss on the terrace.
01:28The final is almost here.
01:30We could go in the hide circuit, alright.
01:32I hate you.
01:33I love you too.
01:34No, you don't.
01:35This series has been epic.
01:36Gone shag your good time, girl.
01:37It's so done.
01:38No, you know this series has been epic gone shaggy good time girl. It's so done
01:47Twice no, it was three times
01:52The love island bosses are over the men's
01:56We have three so with me and Tony
02:00How do you think that makes me feel
02:02Yeah, but the last reason yeah laugh you little smug prick looks like lanky lamp
02:08The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come and that shape turns out to be a triangle
02:14So many triangles
02:17Harry's of Shakira, but like Helena
02:19There was Tony, Harrison, Lauren
02:22Helena, Harrison, Tony
02:24There was Harry, Emma, Helena
02:27Tony, Harrison, Cash
02:29Tommy, Megan, Connor
02:31Megan, Connor, Emily
02:33Dijon, Meg, Milisha
02:35Dijon, Meg, Andrada
02:37Dijon, Yasmin, and Tony
02:39That was more of a threesome, but who's counting
02:42And even blue tried the triangle
02:44Angel, Ty, Blue
02:47Blue, Yasmin, Jamie
02:49But he got a double pie
02:55And using the love island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department
02:59We could deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse loved rhombus
03:07Divided by the power infinite unhaired clips plus one love heart equals an A grade final episode of a love island unseen bits
03:16And yes, I have no idea what I just said
03:20What you think it is
03:22So if you want to watch your islanders bomb
03:25Wee
03:26Wind each other up
03:29I can't really take off
03:30You've got to speed up
03:32What you think, innit?
03:33Getting everything out in the open
03:35He's welch, he's welch, he's welch
03:37Is that coming out? Is that coming out?
03:40Aw
03:41There it is
03:42And a little too handsy
03:45Did you used to do that?
03:46What are we getting though?
03:51Then you can count on us
03:5331, I'll go
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03:5433
03:5534
03:5635
03:5736
03:5837
03:5938
04:00Oh, Blue, Jesus Christ!
04:02No, no, Mike!
04:04It's your Mike!
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits
04:10What do you think it is?
04:11Here's an unseen bit of Thai
04:15Trying to spice things up with Angel
04:17But it's all coming off a little eggy
04:20Ooh, what have you put on the eggs?
04:22A little bit of chilli
04:23Oh, you don't like it?
04:24No, you don't like it
04:25Nah, it's not hot
04:26It's not hot
04:26No, no, no, I'll be fine
04:27I'll do it
04:29Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am
04:31But it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:34That looks like cheese
04:35Wait, what?
04:36Nah, nah, it's butter
04:37It is butter
04:38I like cheese
04:39Yeah, it's cheese
04:41I don't get why people like spicy food
04:44When you have really spicy food, like, it hurts your bum
04:47Hurts your bum?
04:48I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy, it's, like, come spicy out of your bum
04:52Oh, what meat in? Oh, my God!
04:56Oh, it's a bit spicy, that bit
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad
05:01This is not much of a kick to me
05:02Not that bad, you think it was right after it
05:08You don't have to eat it if it's spicy
05:11Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:15You're going to be having a spicy poo after this
05:17That's it, Angel, wash away the sting
05:20And look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum
05:30Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love
05:33And this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match
05:37Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:41In your hand
05:42Where's the ball?
05:44Where's the net?
05:44What invisible tennis?
05:50That sounded quite good to be fair
05:53That's good
05:54Someone hitting one back then
05:56Go on, Angel, I reckon you can hit one back
05:57Angel does more table tennis
06:15Hey!
06:21Why am I watching, why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:50How does he do it so loud, though?
06:57Do it double.
07:00She did it.
07:03What, is that she did?
07:07Oh, that's how he's doing it. It's that.
07:14Good match. That was entertaining, that. It's like getting invested.
07:18That's definitely going on unseen bits. That is on unseen bits.
07:22Oh. Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
07:25We're always recording, Meg, and the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis,
07:30it would be rude not to include it.
07:33Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
07:41Go, Terrace.
07:42Oh.
07:43Then followed it up with a better set of words.
07:46I do.
07:48Love you.
07:49I love you too.
07:51Pass the tissues.
07:53I think I've got something in my eye.
07:56I actually keep the tissues. Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
08:00Is my bum really wet?
08:02It looks like you wet yourself.
08:04Oh.
08:05Really?
08:06Are you that excited at us?
08:07I love you, Meg.
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Oh, no.
08:11That is so embarrassing.
08:14I'm going to have to get the hair dryer on that.
08:16And the romantic words just kept on coming.
08:19Someone's depot took a shit down there.
08:21Can you smell that?
08:24No, no, no.
08:25This is no good.
08:26What?
08:27You're doing shit away.
08:29I think they've got their pads on though, so it's fucking burning.
08:33Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love,
08:39then what can you do?
08:42That's what I have to do.
08:50By the final week on Love Island,
08:52you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down,
08:54but this rampant lot are going back on the pool.
08:57Can you do three pull-ups?
08:59Yeah.
09:00Actually, I haven't tried.
09:02I don't know.
09:03Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
09:05She could do three, yeah.
09:06I'm going to try and do four.
09:07Oh, let's see.
09:08Let's go see it.
09:09Did you jump?
09:10You can jump the first time.
09:11Did you jump?
09:12How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no, just reach.
09:15I went this way.
09:16Like this?
09:17Yeah.
09:18That's easier to be fair.
09:19Is it?
09:20Yeah.
09:21One.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, wow.
09:24Two.
09:25What the fuck?
09:26Oh, wow.
09:27Go on, Yaz.
09:28Yes, Yaz.
09:29Go on, Yaz.
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Why did you just...
09:32That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
09:38Beautiful.
09:39I looked over, Yaz was doing pull-ups.
09:41I didn't believe he was doing the roly-poly.
09:43What the fuck?
09:44How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:48Wow.
09:49All my days.
09:50Come on.
09:51Oh, God, the ankles.
09:52Oh, so good.
09:53No.
09:54Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
09:58That's a tough act for Toni to follow, but we know she's up for the challenge.
10:03Just lock in.
10:04One.
10:05Cash don't help.
10:06Come on.
10:09I'm not feeling it today.
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day, Toni.
10:13The only pull-up I do is at the drive-through for a family bucket for one.
10:22In this series, our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years.
10:29It got so bad, something had to be done.
10:31So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
10:35No beans still.
10:36Baked beans?
10:37Yeah.
10:38There's some in there.
10:39No, we scrammed them all.
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41Saw one this morning.
10:42No, you didn't.
10:43Yeah, I did.
10:44Where? In the back?
10:45What, not that was sweet corn?
10:47There was a can of baked beans in there.
10:49It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
10:54When did you see this?
10:55This morning.
10:56Are you being serious?
10:57No, I swear down.
10:58Are you being serious?
10:59There's a can of baked beans.
11:00I've just ransacked that.
11:02I swear down, it was on the top shelf.
11:05On the top shelf?
11:06Yeah.
11:07She pulled out everything out the bottom.
11:08It said baked beans on it with like...
11:10Yeah, yeah, top shelf.
11:12Like 100,000% there's a...
11:16Look, there's no beans in here.
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29No, I never doubted you.
11:30I never, I never doubted it.
11:34I've never been so happy.
11:35Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
11:37No, this is a delicacy.
11:39It's a delicacy.
11:41I'm so happy!
11:47Bosh-bosh-bosh.
11:48I'm so excited.
11:54I want the cheese in the beans.
11:58Come and get a little taste.
12:00Can you take it?
12:01Come and get a little taste.
12:03Get a little taste.
12:04Yeah, just a little taste.
12:05That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
12:07It's a no for me, darling.
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is.
12:12You're fucking British.
12:13Don't knock the great British bean, Tony,
12:16or an ill win might just end up blowing your way.
12:28We're gonna get all the girls here.
12:30Girls, can you come over here, please?
12:32This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved
12:35when great global powers were brought together
12:37in an atmosphere of peace and unity
12:39by a powerful American, Tony.
12:42No more divide.
12:43No more tears.
12:44No more screaming.
12:45Let's hug it out, then.
12:46Come on.
12:47So far, so main show.
12:50Bow up and neck!
12:54Come back to find out.
13:05I'm about to dive in.
13:12It's Love Island Unseen Bits,
13:14the show that will leave you tickled pink.
13:17Hey, sexy.
13:19Pink to make the girls wink.
13:22You have to wink at him.
13:24That's a British saying.
13:25Hey.
13:26We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
13:33No, it's too...
13:35It's too limp.
13:36So do try and keep up.
13:40Oh, yeah.
13:42Yeah.
13:43That's no good, that.
13:45I just crushed my nuts like doing that.
13:47Because this is something you won't want to miss.
13:51Yeah!
13:53So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.
13:57I said close your eyes, Jamie.
14:00Namaste, bitch.
14:02Come on and dive in.
14:04That's right.
14:06No more divide.
14:07No more divide.
14:08Before the break, we showed you a clip of this group hug
14:11from the main show.
14:12And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything.
14:15Well, here's...
14:16What about next?
14:19Who are we?
14:23You get that gum.
14:27Not on the rubbers!
14:28Not on the rubbers!
14:29I'm so sorry, Megan.
14:31Oh, how's...
14:33It's smashed!
14:34I'll go get some blue roll.
14:36That is a metaphor.
14:38That is symbolic.
14:40It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup.
14:45Wake up and spill...
14:47Sorry!
14:48Smell the coffee!
14:49Ty might be coupled up with Angel, but they are still both on the pool.
14:50Come on, man, sexy.
14:51Show me what you got.
14:52Right.
14:53This is...
14:54You're gonna...
14:55I want you to do one of these.
14:56OK.
14:57OK.
14:58One!
14:59One!
15:00One!
15:01Two!
15:02Two!
15:03Two!
15:04Two!
15:05You're fucking flying!
15:06Three!
15:07Three!
15:08Come on!
15:09Come on!
15:10Come on!
15:11Five!
15:12I'm in a good mood!
15:13All right!
15:14Five!
15:15Two!
15:16Four!
15:17Three!
15:18Come on!
15:19What?
15:20Come on!
15:21Come on!
15:22Five!
15:23I'm in a good mood!
15:24Five!
15:25Fucking hell, they're not...
15:26I'm in a good mood!
15:27I'm in a good mood!
15:28Wow, you smashed it!
15:29Wow!
15:30That's what I got!
15:31I'm in a good mood.
15:35You feel like you've got one?
15:37Do I put my legs up? Yeah, you just go down.
15:39Come on! Oh, Bob!
15:43I've got one, I've got one. You've got it.
15:45Come on.
15:47Good mood, I've got one.
15:51Oh, yeah, that's easy. Easy?
15:53Come on, then, I want to under it.
15:55You're flying with them. That's really easy.
15:57Why is that so easy? You've got to go lower.
16:01I could do this in my sleep.
16:03You want me to try that?
16:05Seriously?
16:07Nah. Can you squat me?
16:09Yeah, I can.
16:13Oh, God, can I?
16:15Don't doubt yourself, you've got it.
16:19Oh, really?
16:21Look at this.
16:25What are you doing?
16:27Are you trying to do one leg?
16:29No!
16:31Oi! You two! Get a room!
16:33Ideally one full of gym equipment.
16:41Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:43Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:45I hate would you rather questions.
16:47Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:51I'm like, who gives a fuck? It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
16:55So why would I give it much thought? Or like, would you rather, do you get what I mean?
17:01Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
17:03Mmm. Hate stupid questions.
17:05I hate it.
17:07Do you know what I mean though?
17:09You're so passionate about it.
17:11You're so passionate.
17:12It's so annoying.
17:13I hate it when people do that.
17:15I hate it.
17:16Yeah.
17:17You all right?
17:18Yeah, I'm actually great, thanks for asking.
17:33It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
17:37I walked into that one though.
17:39On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on should be left to the professionals.
17:53Be serious.
17:55Look, this is the one I do.
17:57No, I know. I know that one.
17:58No, this is the one I do. Come here.
17:59What?
18:00Breathe in.
18:05You're just putting me into it.
18:08You're just coming.
18:10Mmm.
18:12Mmm.
18:14Mmm.
18:15So weird the way he's just wearing this thing.
18:17Oh no!
18:18I can't do it.
18:19Oh.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh.
18:22Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:24Oh.
18:25Oh.
18:26Oh.
18:27Oh.
18:28Oh.
18:29Oh.
18:30Oh.
18:31Oh.
18:32Oh.
18:33Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:38It's gonna be short for like 10 seconds. Keep breathing.
18:41It's gonna be short for like 10 seconds. Keep breathing.
18:44Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:46Oh yeah.
18:47Oh.
18:48What the fuck is going on here?
18:50Oh.
18:51Just keep breathing.
18:52Oh.
18:56Oh, what are we doing here?
18:58He's getting him a release of the hamstrings.
19:00It feels fucking horrible, but I feel so good at the same time.
19:10Oh, man, that's too much.
19:13Blue hasn't made noises like that
19:15since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:18I'll have the same treatment, please, Connor.
19:20Back crack.
19:21And I'll probably get the sack.
19:23I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:33My script describes it as
19:34Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
19:37Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:39Shakira, say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
19:43Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish,
19:45fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:48Fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:53Can you do red, lorry, yellow, lorry?
19:56What?
19:57Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
19:58Lorry?
19:59Lorry.
19:59Lorry, yeah.
20:00Lorry?
20:01Lorry?
20:01Like a truck.
20:02A big wagon.
20:03Lorry.
20:04Lorry.
20:07Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:11Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:12Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:13I think your accent helps you there.
20:15Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:16Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:16You have to do it really fast
20:17and you'll stop saying yolly.
20:20Go on.
20:21The word is lorry.
20:22L-O-R-R.
20:23Do you not have lorries in America?
20:2418-wheelers.
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:2618-wheeler.
20:28Is that what you don't call it?
20:30Yes.
20:30A semi-truck?
20:31That's a joke.
20:32Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:36Go on, Cash.
20:37Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:38Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:39Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:40Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:41Faster.
20:42Why do you call it a lorry?
20:44It's a lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50It's the same thing, but she's accent.
20:51Lorry.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Lorry.
20:54Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
20:55Red.
20:55I'm running.
20:56Toodaloo, Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying, tricky tongue twister.
21:03Whoa, good catch, Cash, which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash, five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:20Bobo!
21:21Hey, yo, yo, yo!
21:22We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and family dropped
21:37by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:43I can't believe I'm here.
21:45It's actually mental.
21:47It's nuts.
21:47I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
21:50I didn't even bring enough stuff.
21:51I've been borrowing stuff.
21:53I wore Commando three nights in a row.
21:56Got jeans on with no boxes.
21:57He killed.
22:00Yeah, see, look.
22:01No, go again, sorry.
22:04Sorry.
22:07And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:10There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:13You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge,
22:16and I forget whose burger was missing, but there was a missing burger.
22:19And Ian, so he's like, it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
22:25I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:30We saw it in the unseen bit.
22:32Did you see my knee?
22:33Did it buckle?
22:34Yeah, it did.
22:35You were, like, backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side in there.
22:37And then...
22:38Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the P's on the...
22:42I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
22:48at the end of the night...
22:49The whole entire dress split down the back.
22:52Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55And that's why you wore a robe when you went to the party to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried.
22:59Like, when we did see that, we thought,
23:00Oh, we look good together in the mirror.
23:02My, like, my baby...
23:03Oh, don't really...
23:04What's up?
23:07You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:08We wouldn't do that to you.
23:12Or would we?
23:13It's...
23:14Family gets scared by something.
23:18Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more Unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:24As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
23:27Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But...
23:30What happened next?
23:34Come back to find out.
23:38Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:56There's that one out in the back.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:59Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:03Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:08Ow, fuck.
24:10I had putted the tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's pretty work.
24:14The end might be inside, but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:19We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:22I've got a text.
24:25Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:29Is she joking?
24:29Is she serious?
24:29Are they joking?
24:35Did you fool for that?
24:37Yeah.
24:44Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:49Well, here's...
24:50Ooh, I've been necked.
24:54Oh, no.
24:54What are you doing, Alice?
24:55Checking out my lip liner.
24:59Can you see it?
25:01It's a mirror, isn't it?
25:02It's not a mirror, but...
25:03I guess you've been, that's better.
25:04What?
25:05The bin's better.
25:06And then we have to, like...
25:08Talk about...
25:09Did it open?
25:13She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:15Okay, next series, I'm getting rid of the makeup room
25:18and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:27Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
25:30and it has been using a brand-new AI model known as CatGPT
25:34to make the show this series.
25:37Go on, you ass.
25:39I'm just going to do a light job.
25:41Just a light job.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:45If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:47My eyes are just closing.
25:49I'm shutting down.
25:51AI shut down.
25:52The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah.
25:54HV.
25:55She means, like, oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:58System update, guys.
26:01The YazGPT has got a system update.
26:06Oh, apologies.
26:07The YazGPT is updated.
26:09The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:12I've got a system update.
26:13You've got a system.
26:25If I'm just still going...
26:27I need a wee.
26:28I can keep doing it until I get bored
26:37Oh no, this is stuck now
26:42Hang on, let me press this button
26:44And move on to another clip
26:45With the final approach in
26:48The Islanders are supposed to be focused on each other
26:50So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:57What the fuck?
26:58What is going on?
27:02What the fuck was that?
27:04What's he up to?
27:10Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know
27:12Fascinating creature
27:13Creature?
27:15Does he know this is a love act?
27:17Like Ninja Warrior?
27:18No
27:19Fucking hell
27:24It's like, what do you have a toddler learned to walk?
27:27What is he doing?
27:28What is he doing?
27:29Wait, do it again Blue
27:31Do it again Blue?
27:32Oh my god
27:33What on earth is happening?
27:45Oh my god
27:46What on earth is happening?
27:47You can't try and do that if you can't do it
27:49Why is he still trying it, though?
27:53Why does it go around?
27:55Why is he still going?
27:56Again, again, again.
27:57Again, again, again.
28:08This is such an ick.
28:09One more time.
28:13I've got it.
28:14No, you didn't.
28:16Last one.
28:19LAUGHTER
28:33Somebody told me last week I'd be coupled up with Blue today.
28:36I would not fucking believe you.
28:38After missing most of the series,
28:40Blue was determined to make his mark,
28:42and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
28:50Right, how's the Yaz GPT update getting along?
29:02Nope, still updating.
29:04OK, then.
29:05On with another clip.
29:06Hmm.
29:07And we've discovered we can make a good sound
29:09with our pinky finger on the water.
29:12And it's like...
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15Get it off me!
29:17It's...
29:18Islanders get scared by something!
29:22Oh!
29:23Oh!
29:24Get it off me!
29:26I just hate my mind!
29:28What's he pissed off about?
29:31I don't think he's pissed off.
29:32Oh, because of the Z?
29:33Oh!
29:34Oh, my!
29:35I thought that was you hitting my head!
29:37Oh, my God!
29:38The noise of that!
29:39Bring that girl!
29:40Oh, what's that?
29:41Nah.
29:42What the fuck is that?
29:46Oh, no.
29:48Oh!
29:49Fucking hell!
29:50He's hitting it!
29:52Shakira, pretend to be the little one.
29:53I'll be the big one.
29:55Yeah, what are you saying?
29:56You're good.
29:57Oh, my God!
29:58You've got such a nice BBL!
30:00Yeah, I know man's got...
30:01Man's kind of meaty with it still.
30:03Man's trying to see your thing.
30:04What are you saying?
30:06Stop taking pictures of the bugs.
30:08Come hang out with us.
30:11The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:14Now I'm playing.
30:15We playing.
30:16Careful, Cash, it looks like you're bugging Tony.
30:28Once again, we ask the question,
30:29do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
30:31And judging by what we saw,
30:33the talent show the answer was no.
30:35No, not at all.
30:44Hang on.
30:46Wait, we need to...
30:53I put the love in glove.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:57Go on, Yaz.
30:58Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
31:15Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
31:19Normally, when you perform into toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
31:27Who's ready to party?
31:30I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
31:33Oh, God.
31:34No, actually.
31:41Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
31:45We're going to make ourselves disappear.
31:47We're going to make ourselves disappear.
31:48Abracadabra!
31:49Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text...
31:57...saw Helena and Blue dump from the villa.
31:59I'm fucking leaving.
32:01Back to the day job for Blue, and air sure does Helena quite literally.
32:05Oh, hell.
32:06How's your going to be fucking flying on the outside?
32:08I promise you.
32:09You're going to be flying.
32:14And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
32:17I can't believe he didn't get the unicycle out.
32:21That is gutting.
32:25Unseen bits will do me justice.
32:27A unicycle?
32:28What's that about?
32:29Let's see what we can find.
32:34It's not with the good boys right now.
32:41Am I just not...
32:42What am I doing?
32:44Am I not committing a lot?
32:45So my weight needs to be a bit further forward, essentially.
32:52Not that far forward.
32:55If you want to become one with the unicycle, you just...
33:00Bounce.
33:02Bounce around on it.
33:04And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
33:10Okay, that explains a lot.
33:12Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
33:14Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
33:19Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's going to get a stitch.
33:23Can someone call IT?
33:32Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
33:34Here goes nothing.
33:35Here goes nothing.
33:37That's got it.
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34:29Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:47The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from the last week in the villa.
34:54Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
34:57So let's squeeze out one last fart.
35:01Did you just fart?
35:02Yup.
35:03Oh my god.
35:06One last boogie.
35:08One last burp.
35:10Oh my god.
35:12And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
35:16In your own time, Tony, no rush.
35:23We know you're gonna like it.
35:25Colin's like, no, like, I'm telling you, like, like.
35:28I just think, like, me and you, like, have good crack, like.
35:30What's the crack, like?
35:31Do you know what I mean, like?
35:32I'm gonna hand it to the girls.
35:34We've cut them off from social media, but they still find a way to get their fix.
35:38I'm your meemaw, and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
35:39I'm your weak cousin, and I think you're a boy.
35:40I'm your grandma, and I'm team girl.
35:41I'm your auntie, and I think you're a baby girl.
35:45Mama, where are you?
35:46Mama, come on.
35:47And I'm your mom, and I think you're a boy.
35:48And I'm your mom, and I think you're a boy.
35:49But be careful what you wish for, girls.
35:50and I think you're a boy.
35:53I'm your grandma and I'm team girl.
35:58I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
36:02Mama, where are you?
36:06And I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
36:12But be careful what you wish for girls
36:14as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
36:20Oh, my God.
36:28We've got babies!
36:31Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you
36:34the novelty soon wears off.
36:39Come on, Zee. Come on, Zee.
36:43Come on, come on. Yeah!
36:50You gave your baby eyebrows?
36:54No, they've just grown out in the last half hour.
36:57She just looks permanently surprised.
36:59Look, we ossified her.
37:01Casey.
37:02She's glowing.
37:04Protect your face.
37:06You can be getting wrinkles.
37:08Why have you got no eyelashes?
37:10Yeah, I'm going to get them against the boy's hip.
37:15Come on, give the babies a speech.
37:17You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
37:21We love you guys.
37:22I feel like both of our kids have shrimp-arse posture.
37:28Are we going to correct it?
37:29She takes after her mom.
37:31He takes after his fucking auntie.
37:33Can you sit your baby up?
37:35Try and get the shoulders back and down.
37:37My baby has better posture than yours.
37:39Yeah, I know.
37:39That actually really bothers me.
37:40I'm not going to lie.
37:41You've got to put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
37:45Take it down.
37:45Motherhood's not going well.
37:48It's the screaming.
37:50It's the crying.
37:51It's everything.
37:53Honestly, it's just, yeah, this is my moment of peace.
37:56I'll just...
37:57That's the spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
38:06All right, baby yoga.
38:09And hold, OK.
38:14Nice.
38:15Back to neutral.
38:18Yeah, so it's...
38:19There we go.
38:24Oh, oh, God.
38:28Ty can't touch his toes, look.
38:31Look how high off his legs are.
38:33Back to neutral.
38:35Nice.
38:35Back to neutral.
38:36Good from us.
38:38Look at the fuck.
38:40Pulse at calves.
38:43Oh, this is adorable, though.
38:45Did it make you broody?
38:46No.
38:47Oh, right.
38:48Buddha famously said, peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha never had to change
38:53a dirty nappy.
38:54The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:04Tinnitus.
39:05So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:08Something that would win the girls' hearts and finally get the boys off the market.
39:11Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
39:19Should be well pleased with it.
39:21Hold on, how much was that?
39:23Is it short trade?
39:24Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:29See anything for Ainge here tonight?
39:31Nothing's catching me on.
39:33I see a pair of shades for me, though.
39:36Telling about you.
39:37These are a bit of me.
39:3820 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:44Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:50And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:54Come on, boys.
39:55This is what we're here for.
39:56I'm going to say to her, you've been a little bit heated the last few days.
40:00I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
40:02Yeah, that's a joke.
40:04Whose pot's that?
40:05Whose pot is this?
40:06It's yours, bro.
40:07It's on number nine.
40:08Whose pot is this?
40:09You've got it on nine.
40:18Oh!
40:19Ah!
40:20Ah!
40:20It's on your back!
40:21It's on your back still!
40:22It's on your back!
40:26Hey!
40:27Hold on.
40:28Hold on a minute.
40:29Serving up.
40:30Nice work.
40:31Well done, boys.
40:33Great food.
40:34Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:38Great gifts.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40This is the best day ever.
40:42And great atmosphere.
40:44Bless us.
40:44Bless us.
40:45It's not even a joke, to be honest, but let's just sit and tire it.
40:48Bless us.
40:49Bless us.
40:49Bless us.
40:49Bless us.
41:01It's the final feature of the next show of the series.
41:09And I asked them to do Islander impressions.
41:15Here are a few of my favourite Harry-isms.
41:17You're better than that.
41:18They, like, do this smile and go, that doesn't start.
41:21And, like...
41:22This is my impression of Meg.
41:24D!
41:25Your pizza's ready!
41:27I'm really bad at accents.
41:28I don't...
41:29How do you say it?
41:30I don't care.
41:31How do you do an American accent?
41:34I...
41:34don't...
41:37care!
41:37I can't see...
41:38I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:39Shut up, Blue, you fucking bozo.
41:42Hi, my name's Cash.
41:43I'm from East London.
41:45And this is what I do for a living.
41:50But he kisses his teeth all the time.
41:52He's like...
41:53Yasmin just goes,
41:55Yeah.
41:56Yeah, I'm just...
41:57I can't be arsed.
42:00Yeah.
42:01I have the best posture in the entire UK.
42:05It's YasGPT.
42:07Honestly, literally, I'm AI generated.
42:10D just goes, like, a big...
42:13Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
42:17So, I'm Ty, I'm from Barnsley.
42:20This is my impression of Connor.
42:22What's the crack like?
42:23Like, what's the story like?
42:24What's the crack like?
42:25Is it like?
42:26Yeah, like...
42:27She always goes like this.
42:29In the first place...
42:31Oh, I can't do her accent.
42:32Oldie and Laurie.
42:36Like, why does she sound like that?
42:38Favourite thing Megan's ever said.
42:40So Irish.
42:41Whoop-de-fucking-do, Tommy.
42:43Whoop-de-fucking-do.
42:47What a lad, what a woman.
42:50That's me signing out for...
42:52For 2025.
42:55Oh, I'm feeling so emoj.
43:01Excuse me.
43:02I can't believe the final's only two days away.
43:05And to celebrate your nostalgic look back at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've
43:09already seen.
43:10It's Love Island Fun Scene Bits.
43:14Calm before the cock.
43:15Oh, we're so bad.
43:21Do you know the saying, blessing in disguise?
43:23Yeah.
43:24It's actually blessing in disguise.
43:26I've never understood a poetry.
43:28Like, what is that?
43:28Like a man can't pray for someone's sake and then I had Helen at him.
43:31What?
43:33Excuse me.
43:35Cut some shapes in there.
43:37Just like that.
43:38Do the look.
43:40Do it, do it, do it.
43:41Oh, my God.
43:42It's been good, you know?
43:43Go on, girls.
43:51Let's get it.
43:52Like that.
43:53And then down there, like that.
43:54Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
43:57Good girl.
43:58Could you celebrate?
43:58Yes!
44:00If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time.
44:04That's no good.
44:05That's no good, that's no good.
44:07Oh, okay, that's not great.
44:08One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Booty!
44:13Chicken and a chemical.
44:15That's not...
44:16I'm going to wet myself, I'm really sorry.
44:19I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:22Shakira!
44:30I love this date.
44:31All right.
44:32Oh, mate, come on, man.
44:40That's a good day in the office.
44:41That's an avicada, isn't it?
44:43And that's a lime.
44:44That's a mango.
44:44This thing?
44:45No, that's a lemon.
44:46Where am I nugget?
44:47I trim in the bin.
44:47Right, I'm going to get on.
44:56Slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
44:58Do you think they're putting this on the show?
45:08No, no, no, no, no.
45:09Maybe Unseen.
45:11Tough.
45:11Yeah, but nobody wants to do that.
45:13Let me know when the time is up.
45:16That's it for this series of Unseen Bits.
45:19Anything to add, girls?
45:20I think when you watch Unseen Bits,
45:22you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:24Yeah.
45:25Yeah.
45:25See, it's weird,
45:26because I never watch Unseen Bits at home.
45:29Well, Meg,
45:30you'll be home in a couple of days
45:31and you can watch all the Unseen Bits then
45:33on ITVX.
45:35See you all next series.
45:37Contracts permitting.
45:39Bye!
46:05Bye!