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"Play Chess Against Great Britain" is a comedic allegory by Trey Knowles, in which he humorously recounts his metaphorical chess match against the nation of Great Britain. Blending satire with wit, Knowles uses the game of chess to explore deeper themes through his exaggerated showdown with a global power.

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00:00I'm playing chess with Great Britain.
00:02Playing chess with Great Britain.
00:05And she likes to play these little sorcery games.
00:10But I know who she is.
00:12I know how she thinks.
00:13I know how she acts.
00:15But I'm not going to act like her.
00:16The Bible says be wise as a serpent, but be innocent as a dove.
00:21I know what type of games you play, Great Britain.
00:26I got your queen.
00:27I got your queen.
00:30See, your queen is going around destroying my pawns and knights and bishops.
00:37You're destroying my prophets.
00:40You're destroying everybody on the planet.
00:44Checkmate, Great Britain.
00:47You will not be the last man standing.
00:50Great Britain's upset and she pissed off.
00:52She upset and she pissed off because we know who you are.
00:56We who are in America.
00:57We who live in your, you know, we who live in the land know who you are.
01:05We got your queen.
01:06We got your child.
01:09Great Britain says, I don't care about you.
01:11I don't care about my child.
01:12My child is going wild.
01:17My child is going wild.
01:19That's what Great Britain said.
01:20I will destroy her myself.
01:23Because people's eyes are beginning to open up and they know who I am.
01:27See, Great Britain, you will not be the last man standing.
01:36You will not be the last man standing.
01:39Because you know what?
01:47You will be destroyed.
01:50You will be destroyed.
01:54Checkmate.
01:57Checkmate.
02:01Do you have the cards in your hand?
02:02I got one third.
02:05I got one third.
02:08See, I'm wise as a serpent, but innocent as a dove.
02:12So, Great Britain, don't mess with me.
02:16Don't mess with me.
02:17Because you don't know who you're playing with.
02:20You don't know who you're playing with, Great Britain.
02:22You don't know who you're playing with.
02:23I got one third.
02:28Yo, yo, yo.
02:29Cut it down.
02:30Cut it down.
02:31Cut it down.
02:32Score let me get a rhyme at two.
02:34Then I'm through.
02:34Let me check the mic.
02:36One, two, one, two.
02:37You're good.
02:38You're good.
02:38Let me get the crowd ready.
02:39Now hold stay.
02:41Y'all ready for some laughs.
02:43Y'all ready for some laughs.
02:45Y'all ready for some laughs.
02:47Y'all ready for some laughs.
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