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00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Latent, an unnecessary reality show.
00:05There is no point of this show. Just like life.
00:11It is a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system.
00:16Who will show their talent in India to show their talent in this show?
00:20They will only have 90 seconds to show their talent.
00:23Thank you so much, thank you so much all of you for giving us a chance.
00:25Time started.
00:26But before our talent, they will be able to score their talent.
00:31After the judges, the judges will be able to score their talent.
00:34If the judges' average score is gone,
00:36who the participant himself to perform before,
00:39then the show will be able to win.
00:41And the whole amount of money will be able to win.
00:45So, the show will be able to win.
00:49We will know who will be self-aware.
00:52I have been able to win 10,000 hours.
00:55If you have any chance to win 10,000 hours,
00:57you will be able to win 10,000 hours.
00:58If you have any chance to win 10,000 hours, you will be able to win 10,000 hours.
00:59And the show will be able to win 10,000 hours.
01:00And the show will be able to win 10,000 hours.
01:01And the show will be able to win 10,000 hours.
01:02We will know who will win 10,000 hours.
01:04Look, this is a crazy show.
01:05It's just a few times.
01:06Let's start.
01:07So, let's start.
01:09Let's start.
01:18Hello, hello, hello.
01:19Raftar, how are you?
01:20I'm a friend.
01:21I'm a friend.
01:22I'm a friend.
01:23I'm a friend.
01:24I'm a friend.
01:25I'm a friend.
01:26I'm a friend.
01:27So, are you guys excited?
01:29First of all, let me introduce the people.
01:31First of all, the man who needs no introduction.
01:33Raftar, you know.
01:34Balraj, he owns this place.
01:37He's the habitat.
01:38It's his habitat.
01:39Let's go.
01:41This is his qualification.
01:43And then we have Sahil Kale, guys.
01:45He's my good friend.
01:46And that's all.
01:48Just through nepotism quota.
01:50I was Sahil's manager and now I'm happy.
01:53So, yeah.
01:54That's what I am.
01:55So, Raftar, bai.
01:56Roadies.
01:57MTV Hustle.
01:58I'm sick and a dance.
02:00Dance, India, dance.
02:01And now, to India's Got Latent.
02:15Should we begin India's Got Latent?
02:16Let's go.
02:17Let's go.
02:22Can we make some noise for Kaios?
02:26Kaios, you have 90 seconds.
02:27It's chaos, by the way.
02:28It's chaos.
02:29Sorry, bro.
02:47So, Raftar, what's your expertise?
02:49You have something?
02:50No, no.
02:51It's chaos, by the way.
02:52Yeah.
02:53It's chaos, by the way.
02:54sorgen for tomorrow.
02:55And you can use chaos.
02:56And you can save chaos right now.
02:58Get chaos.
02:59Wha you' future back then?
03:00Alright, what's your speculation?
03:01If you want anything else, thank you.
03:02Just give a question.
03:03Can I make some noise for Kaos?
03:05Chaos?
03:06So, Raftar, what was your expertise?
03:07How did you go first?
03:08L domain, how were you definitely taken care of?
03:09The reason is my expertise professor in JD Brown for this is a mood to make up my Kritik series.
03:11So, Raftar, it's your expertise.
03:13How does someone feel like this atmosphere that's similar?
03:14This is not my expertise. I will rap.
03:18But you do very well.
03:20Thank you so much.
03:21I think the issue is that you live in Badlapur.
03:23They don't say it in Badlapur.
03:27No, in society, I was performing and I was crazy.
03:30I was crazy. What would you say?
03:32Go down on me.
03:35This is something you're doing full-time?
03:38No. I'm studying.
03:39I'm currently pursuing my bachelor's in mass media.
03:42St. Andrews, Bandra.
03:43So I travel every day.
03:44Oh, you're from St. Andrews?
03:46Then why you said, oh?
03:47He said, Bandra.
03:49He said, Bandra.
03:50Why is Bandra funny, man?
03:51No, I'm like, okay, sorry.
03:53No, no, no.
03:54No.
03:57The way he said Bandra, that was…
03:58Bandra.
03:59I did roll my inspiration.
04:01No, it was like a baddha but a Bandra.
04:04Where are you?
04:08Hard, Koper.
04:09I'm saying not hard.
04:11Sister, this is supposed to be about me.
04:13All right, yes.
04:14So, it's good.
04:19So, Balraj, what did you think of this performance?
04:22Honestly, this is a really good beatboxer right here.
04:25I think that I'd really give him a very good rating.
04:28So now, it's time for the judges' score.
04:34I have given eight.
04:35Raftar is 8.5.
04:36Balraj 8.
04:37Sahil Kale is 7.5.
04:40Average is…
04:418.
04:428.5.
04:43Ohhhh.
04:44I'm going to see it, bro.
04:46Pachke.
04:47Almost, bro.
04:48Almost, bro.
04:48Make some noise for Kheos, everyone.
04:52So, let's give it up for Jyoti Sharma.
04:54I hope you are free now.
04:59I hope you are free now.
05:13You ain't the same person who I used to talk to.
05:18Chalmana changes hai zaruri.
05:20Par baate jo adhuri, wo to kar puri.
05:22Shuru mein I was the best, but ab lagti hu buri.
05:25Laghe bosh to chhodde if you can't carry.
05:29Dikta pa rishan, ab tu meere baratao se.
05:32Living me on scene, tu hai kis tao me jab jana hi tha.
05:36To kyu diya chhao ye, rakhha dil haat pe, marham lagaya ghao pe.
05:41Dikkat te kam honne ka, leti nahi naam.
05:44Mera loss nahi ye hua, tu na kam.
05:47Yad karke rakh le, wo har suhani sham.
05:49Koi baat ho agar, to kar lena yaad.
05:52You never know, a jao tere kam.
05:55Tu bas lena meera naam.
05:56Woh kata piyar viyar hoga nahi is baar.
06:01Mat rakh mujh se tu koi bhi expectation.
06:04Firki khush ho jata hai tu.
06:05Dekh ke mere face ke cute se expressions.
06:09Tang hai tu is dunia se.
06:11Main jaanti hu.
06:12De du warm hug.
06:13Ar kam karu tera aggression.
06:14And if you don't want this, mujhe koi need nahi ye another lesson.
06:18All right, all right, make some noise.
06:22For Shristi Tavadeh from Misho.
06:26To Jyotish Arma Jagin, ye toh aapka expertise hai, bhai.
06:29Bhai, tere baang mein joint janur pakna jayega.
06:32Nain hai, bhai.
06:32Woh kati ka hai, woh padegbari.
06:34Kya kati hai, woh isme kya likha hai?
06:35Looks after machine that scans luggage in airport.
06:38Oh.
06:39Be, be aware when you pass some...
06:4110 points from me.
06:4411.
06:45Aap luggage scan karte hai in airport pe?
06:47Nain bhai, matlab, jo machine hai, jispe tum bag scan karte ho na,
06:51usmei koi bi technical fault hai, toh we look after this.
06:54I'm the engineer.
06:55Oh.
06:55But not a printer engineer, bhai.
06:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:59Achha, recently went through a breakup, jaya pe likha hai,
07:02matlab, maini asa random stalk nini kara da, apko ya.
07:05Ya, pe sikhi.
07:06So, Jyoti ji, kya hua tha, break up mein, asa kya ho gaya?
07:08Eray, usko thoda, ah, aaj kal chal raha hai na.
07:12Usko interest aaya tha, momies mein toh.
07:14Now he's dating a 30 year old woman, and he's 23.
07:18What?
07:19Momies ka kahan chal raha aaj kal hai?
07:22Kahan chal raha, wai.
07:23Kaha chal raha hai, bhai.
07:23Kahan doski maze hai, but I'm happy for him, bhai.
07:25Karlo maze hai, bhai.
07:26Bhai, chal raha hai hai, some momies ka.
07:29Kahan milti hai ye, momies.
07:31Kahan chal raha hai, but that's how you start rapping.
07:35Not really.
07:36Mainai raftar baaji ko sunke sharu kiya ta.
07:39And I'm not buttering, but haan.
07:43Raftar baibi is into momies.
07:46Ya, for my age, anyone I meet will be a mommy.
07:50But that was a great rap, yara.
07:51What did you think about your own performance?
07:53You thought it was good?
07:54Yes.
07:55Last mein thoda kiya, because it is my first time.
07:57And do maine sehi likhri ho, toh.
07:59I gave my best.
08:00Aap ke upere.
08:01Okay, time to score.
08:03And I mean, give the score.
08:06So, let's go.
08:07Jodi Sharma ka apne vote de di hai hai, bhai?
08:09Aapne de di hai hai?
08:09Oh, bhai, it's same.
08:11All right.
08:12So, Samarana 6.5.
08:14Raftar 6.5.
08:15Balerat 7.
08:17And 6 by Sahil Kale.
08:20So, that makes the judges' average 6.5.
08:23And?
08:24And?
08:24And?
08:24And?
08:25And?
08:26Say goodbye!
08:26Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
08:39It's a waste
08:52What the fuck, that's
08:54That's.. She wins a fucking day
08:55We thought that after 10 episodes, we will probably get the winner.
08:59It looks like a lot of production.
09:01I don't edit it.
09:03So, guys, that was the show.
09:05Thank you so much for coming. Bye, Vaz.
09:10So, now what happens if there are more winners?
09:12Well, I had not thought of that, Vaz.
09:15Can I make a request?
09:17Edit me.
09:18I'll give you a temporary stage name, Ravtar, please.
09:21I'll tell you about it.
09:22Your number is written here.
09:23No, you don't reply again.
09:25You're people?
09:26You mean, you're big people.
09:28If you're big people, you're going to reply to your ex, brother.
09:35Alright, that was Jyoti Sharma, guys, the winner.
09:39Already on the second performance, we have a winner.
09:42So, thank you so much, Jyoti Sharma.
09:43Let's go home, all of us.
09:44What are you doing, but in fact?
09:46Edit, edit.
09:47You've got to get water.
09:48Yes, it's got water.
09:50So, let's do a job, brother.
09:52I'll give you 20,000 more.
09:54Now, tell me.
09:55Rapper's money is worth.
09:56It's worth it.
09:58You'll put the amount of money, I'll put it in the amount of money.
10:02Then, what amount of money is worth it?
10:03Double, you'll put it in the amount of money.
10:04I'll give you free.
10:05Okay, so, let's go.
10:06So, I'll give you 20, Ravtar,
10:08I'll give you 30,000 more.
10:0930,000 more.
10:1050,000 more.
10:11So, it's worth 50,000 on the line, okay?
10:1450,000 on the line for the rest of the show.
10:17Alright.
10:18Up next, guys, we have Sandeepan Ganguly.
10:24We have Sandeepan Ganguly.
10:26We have Sandeepan Ganguly.
10:2812,000 moins of money is worth $1,000.
10:35So, I want to smoke this 하면.
10:37Come on, run.
10:38Let's see howdy, I heard not click my face.
10:40My man told me, no one has shot me at all.
10:44My mother told me what I meant for myself.
10:46Your hand is like this.
10:48It's not any burden or no doubt.
10:50While you're alone will come to the house only.
10:52Okay, they sort of walked out.
10:54Now, I'm with Sandeepan Ganguly.
10:56What was the biggest disease?
10:58What was the biggest disease?
11:01What was the heart of a bitch?
11:03What was the same? What was the same?
11:05Write two songs, listen to the song
11:07I went to a meal
11:09I went to a while a while
11:11and I didn't get to go
11:13I sat down down and I just sat down
11:15and I was sitting down with my head
11:17My eyes were up and then I saw it
11:19It was like that I couldn't do it
11:21I couldn't stay in my face
11:23I couldn't stay in my face
11:25What happened to you? Why are you crying?
11:27What happened to you?
11:29What happened to you?
11:31I said, I have no joke in my house.
11:33I have no idea what to do.
11:35I have no idea what to do.
11:37I have no idea what to do.
11:39I have no idea what to do.
11:41I have no idea what to do.
11:43Alright, that was the time. Let's go!
11:45Can I please get some water?
11:47Why not?
11:49It's relatable, very deep.
11:51You didn't listen to me.
11:53What happened to you?
11:55He was a drunk dad.
11:57He beat my mom.
11:59Not my mom.
12:05What happened to you?
12:07Why are you talking about this drama?
12:09Why are you talking about this drama?
12:11Why are you talking about this drama?
12:13It's all right.
12:15My mom didn't talk about it.
12:17I live alone.
12:19My mom was divorced.
12:21It's not a divorce.
12:23It's not a divorce.
12:25It's not a divorce.
12:27Unlike Raftar.
12:29I'm saying this.
12:31You have written something on the neighbor's house.
12:33No, I just write a little bit.
12:35I don't write a little bit.
12:37Why are you crying?
12:39My mom is crying.
12:41You just noticed that.
12:43It's time to vote for Sandeep and Ganguly.
12:45I gave her a 6.8.
12:47I mean 7.8.
12:486.8.
12:49Now, wait a second.
12:50It's good for you.
12:51Raftar...
12:53Raftar gave her 8.3.
12:55Balraj's side.
12:563.6.
12:57Why, Balraj?
12:59Disappointing.
13:01And Salkaran has given her 9.9.
13:04Very varied responses.
13:08The average is 7.1.
13:10And it's an 8.5.
13:12Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:14He gave himself a lot.
13:16Thank you Sandeepan for coming.
13:18Take care bro.
13:19Don't worry.
13:20Hard feat.
13:213.6.
13:22Why did he give me a lot?
13:23I've heard a lot of musicians in life.
13:25I mean...
13:26He didn't say it.
13:27He said it.
13:28He said it.
13:29I'm so sorry.
13:30I mean...
13:31Next we got...
13:32We are Decibel Crew.
13:35Yes sir.
13:36Ready?
13:381, 2, 3, 4...
13:40Hello brothers and sisters.
13:42Our name is Decibel.
13:44We are a beatbox collective from Mumbai.
13:46And we are very happy to have a song.
13:48When our theme is called Phallel,
13:50The song is called Phallel,
13:51It's a song's song's song.
13:52The song is called Phallel in the meaning of India.
13:58God, we are a beatbox.
14:02All my heart is filled and you sensored.
14:04I know nothing.
14:05I know nothing.
14:06You all know this.
14:07Put your hands up.
14:09Yah.
14:10Yah.
14:11I'm a cheecibel
14:14But you don't have to laugh at yourself
14:18Do not do love to romance
14:22Because youor
14:43Cuz I played the doll
14:44I've been heavy lately
14:45but it's too slow like
14:46And if I ever was this
14:47it's over by the telon
14:48Stealing right like a combat
14:49but what is then come back
14:50better for the bait
14:51because I'm going too deep
14:52like the one hand glue
14:53It's waterfall with a decibel goo
14:54That hits me back
14:59Heads me back
15:08To the decibel bar
15:09To the decibel bar
15:15Wow!
15:16What a nip in 60 seconds.
15:18Bro, that was perfect.
15:20That has to be A to Z perfect.
15:22That was so good.
15:23I've never seen somebody like this in my life before.
15:26It's a lot of fun.
15:28I'm not stopping his time.
15:31Man, you guys are so talented, man.
15:34Everything that was...
15:35Okay, he's dead in his head.
15:37He doesn't know his head like that.
15:39It's very nice.
15:40We have two of them.
15:41Two too.
15:42Two too.
15:44Same.
15:45Same.
15:46Same.
15:47Same.
15:48You must know these guys.
15:49I know them personally.
15:50I don't want to say anything.
15:51Do you know them personally?
15:53Very nice.
15:54Man, you are really very talented, bro.
15:56What are you doing at this show?
16:00That explains the indie music scene.
16:03But very nice.
16:05Where do you perform usually?
16:06Japan.
16:07Japan.
16:08You said Japan.
16:09We recently did that.
16:10We are the top five crew in the world right now.
16:13Wow.
16:14Wow.
16:15Wow.
16:16Wow.
16:17Wow.
16:18Wow.
16:19Where did you get one another?
16:20We got one in school.
16:21We got one in college.
16:22And we got one in events.
16:23So, until you are only two people doing it?
16:25Yeah.
16:26Our tag team name is BJ.
16:30Mumbai is a forward city.
16:32No, no.
16:33It's because it's Beam and Jagu.
16:34Beam and Jagu.
16:35Beam and Jagu.
16:36Beam and Jagu.
16:37Beam and Jagu.
16:38Okay. Beam and Jagu.
16:39Chutki fans.
16:40Chutki.
16:41Hey, tell me about this.
16:42Why are you doing this?
16:43Tell me about this.
16:44Tell me about this.
16:45This guy was in Gulliboy by the way.
16:47Huh?
16:48Wow.
16:49Gulliboy was in Bombay.
16:50That's right.
16:52He was in Delhi.
16:53He was in Delhi.
16:54He was in Delhi.
16:55He was in Delhi.
16:56What were you doing in Gulliboy?
16:58He was standing behind.
16:59He was standing behind.
17:00He was standing behind.
17:01He was in Delhi.
17:02Yeah.
17:03I was sitting on the ground.
17:04He was shooting and standing behind me.
17:05Yeah.
17:06So that's right.
17:07Why did you have done that too?
17:08He was sitting at home, shooting.
17:10Yeah.
17:11So I was as o'fortuny.
17:12Why did you go to India's Got Talent?
17:13Why didn't you go to India's Got Talent?
17:16Yeah, it's a funny story.
17:18Because our crew formed because of India's Got Talent.
17:20We went for an audition.
17:22But they basically told us to f*** off.
17:24Oh shit.
17:25There's no sad story about who's the bear class.
17:28No, no, no, no, that's not what you want to do.
17:32Everyone's going to be fine, you say it's not what you want to do.
17:36So, that's what you want to do with your mom.
17:42But, okay, bro, that was amazing.
17:43I think, you know, let's score them.
17:45What will we score them?
17:46They were fucking fantastic.
17:48Oh, shit, bro.
17:48Let's go.
17:50Balraj is so haram here.
17:53Balraj doesn't have money.
17:55Not on me, it is a 10 on 10.
18:01Raftar says it's a 10 on 10.
18:05Balraj has given 8.7.
18:08Seriously, Balraj, shame on you.
18:11And Sahil Kale has given 8.5.
18:15I mean, don't you understand, man.
18:18I'm thinking about the most of the content.
18:20Do you want to play or not play?
18:22Yeah, yeah.
18:23All right, that makes your average of 9.3.
18:28Let's go.
18:30So can we remove your...
18:32Sorry.
18:33Can we open your card?
18:368.5.
18:40Why are you so underconfident?
18:42Why are you so talented?
18:43In fact, I told you about 10.
18:46Yeah, that's too much.
18:48We gave 10, then we thought you were a little...
18:51I gave 10.
18:52I gave 10.
18:53Okay.
18:54Thank you so much, Decibel.
18:55You guys are really directed.
18:56Thank you so much for coming.
18:58What a story, bhai.
18:59India has got talent rejects, India has got latent peh rejects, bhai.
19:03Where are you going?
19:05So let's quickly get the next act.
19:07Mukul Vinjuda.
19:14Mukul Vinjuda.
19:15Why are you laughing?
19:17Why are you laughing?
19:18Mukul Vinjuda.
19:19Why are you laughing?
19:20Mukul Vinjuda.
19:21What a story.
19:22No, this is not for me.
19:23No, no, it's not for me.
19:24I thought that this is going to be the wires.
19:25It will be the same.
19:2610 on 10.
19:2710 on time.
19:55Mukul bhai.
19:56यही अगर आपने कबड़े खोल के किया होता ना,
20:00तो मज़ा आता भाई, नहीं?
20:02क्या भूलते हैं इस तरीके के डान्स को भाई?
20:04Sir, Hip-Hop.
20:05Hip-Hop.
20:06क्या भाई?
20:07इसको कहते हैं तड़पना.
20:08तड़पना भूते हैं इसको रहे यार.
20:09ब्रेकप से कोप करने के लिए डान्स करते हो आप?
20:12यह आपने लिखा इदर.
20:13तो यह डान्स देखने के बाद ब्रेकप हुआ था आपका?
20:17पहले हुआ?
20:19पहले हुआ?
20:20अच्या, पहले ब्रेकप हो गया था फिर आपने कहा कि और खराब क्या कर सकता हूँ मैं?
20:26देखो यार, यह था हमारा काम अग्राइब करना.
20:28If I genuinely tell you, I hated this, bro.
20:33Just kidding, just kidding.
20:34बच्पन से करते हैं यहाँ?
20:36यहाँ.
20:37है?
20:38बाइ, मैंना तो 10,000 hours वारा थेरी सुनिए था, 10,000 hours कुष भी करता तो सही हो जाता है?
20:45बाइ, 10,000 hours कुटिया पकारतो चूति.
20:48आप तू धू?
20:49यह.
20:50रफ थासना दू?
20:51Are you nervous at all?
20:53Are you nervous, Vinjotua, बाइ?
20:54A little bit.
20:55Little bit? Okay, that's so sweet, बाइ.
20:57How old are you, बाइब बाइ?
20:5826.
20:59Twenty-six you are? Oh, that's good, yaar. So, you have any siblings?
21:01Haan, chota bhai.
21:02Chalo, koi toh kamaar hai, garmini.
21:08I've had time to score.
21:10I've had time to score.
21:13Raftar ki Tafse, five by Balraj, four point two.
21:17Sahil kaale, one point one.
21:20Alright, and that makes the average of three point six.
21:24Eight point three.
21:26Vinjurda, Vinjurda, Vinjurda.
21:29Alright, make some noise for Mukul Vinjurda, bhai.
21:33Let's go.
21:34Mukul bhai, put it inside and let's go.
21:37Let's see.
21:39Let's make some noise for Vedant Agarwal.
21:41Thank you so much.
21:43Thank you so much all of you for giving us.
21:44Time has started, bhai.
21:46So, I'm a mentalist and an illusionist.
21:50So, I want to say if you have a hundred rupee note,
21:53I want you to raise your hand.
21:54Check in your wallets
21:55and bring out a hundred rupee note for me.
21:57Okay?
21:58Let's give him a huge round of applause.
22:00Let's go up, fold karo.
22:02Fold it up in three times, fold up.
22:04And can you check if there's anything inside this envelope?
22:07Just check, put your fingers in.
22:09Enjoy mat kar, bhai.
22:13Now, what we'll do is,
22:14we'll seal the envelope and just put your foot up.
22:17Put your foot up.
22:18I'll put the envelope down and step on it.
22:22Step on it.
22:23And I have a phone with me.
22:25Okay?
22:26I'll open the calculator of the phone.
22:28And I want the front row to think of a two-digit number.
22:30All of you think of a two-digit number.
22:32Yes?
22:33What's the number you're thinking of?
22:3427.
22:35Type in 27.
22:3627.
22:37What is the number you're thinking of?
22:3873.
22:38Press multiply and press 73.
22:41What is your number?
22:4369.
22:4469.
22:45And so if I can ask you to name a two-digit number?
22:5015.
22:5115.
22:51Type in 15.
22:52And lastly, if you can tell a two-digit number.
22:5569.
22:5669.
22:57Press multiply and press 69.
22:59And we have a total here.
23:02We have 50029.
23:04That's the number you all came up with, right?
23:0650029.
23:07540029.
23:08540029.
23:09We did something, right, in the beginning.
23:11We had an envelope there.
23:12Alright, time is up, guys.
23:14We'll open the envelope and we'll just hold your hand out.
23:17And just read out the last six digits of the serial number.
23:22The last six digits of the serial number in the mic.
23:29The last six digits.
23:30You don't need to read it.
23:32The last six digits.
23:33Six, four, five, six, one, eight.
23:35No, no, no.
23:36What's the match?
23:41It's a new one.
23:43Oh.
23:45Crazy comedy.
23:46All right.
23:49Make some noise for...
23:51...Vedanad Agarwal.
23:53So...
23:54...Vedanad Agarwal, bhai.
23:55Yes, bhai.
23:56You think of a number between...
23:59...1 to 10.
24:03Whoo.
24:04So, what happened, bhai?
24:06It's all happened, bhai.
24:07It's all happened, bhai.
24:08It's all happened, right?
24:09That was really embarrassing, bhai.
24:11Yes.
24:12Yes.
24:13Bhai, they wrote...
24:14...he's very happy without any reason.
24:16Today, it's the reason.
24:18Today, it's the reason.
24:20Today, it's the reason.
24:21It's the reason.
24:22But it's so...
24:23If a joke is bad, it's okay.
24:25Music is bad.
24:26Magic is bad.
24:28It's bad.
24:30So, all right.
24:31That was...
24:32...Vedanad Agarwal, bhai.
24:33Magician who made...
24:34...the trick disappear.
24:37And we have the final scores.
24:39And it is...
24:40...zero from me.
24:42Rafthar also given zero.
24:44Zero and...
24:46...Sahil Kal is 0.1.
24:48So, that's an average of zero, bhai.
24:51So, that's an average of zero, bhai.
24:53And what did you tell me?
24:55Let us guess.
24:58Let us guess.
25:00Seven point nine.
25:03Can we?
25:04Audience ko dikhaein ka da.
25:05Seven point nine.
25:06Seven point nine.
25:08Bhai, aap asli me mentalist hotte aagar wahanpe zero likte aagar.
25:11Aagar...
25:12Aagar...
25:13Aagar...
25:14Bhai, ye miss ka diya aap, bhai.
25:16Yeah, let's go.
25:18That was...
25:19...Uvedanad Agarwal, bhai.
25:20Hello, Samehi, bhai.
25:22Hello, Raktar.
25:22Time sure ho gaya, bhai.
25:24Hutto, bacho.
25:26Hutto, bacho.
25:28Hutto, bacho, aaya, baagi hogi basa ame meri baari.
25:34Ho gai deri kaafi zyada bhaagani hai mujhko gaari.
25:37Kattikar lo ti mein saare khada huun akela kaafi.
25:39Pasan nahi hai hawa bazi saa meh.
25:41Rav do kalakari, wapadari.
25:43Kaafi rakhye ladeke saare doberman.
25:45Adish baazi, shabdo ki yeh chal raa fighter chowver hai.
25:47Caller pakar kutti nape, ladeke kalakar.
25:50Aaja drip checker radu, tujko bhejke mein hospital.
25:53Chakka jam.
25:54Mere naam se hi hoga, tere khar ke baan.
25:56Mere naam se hi hoga, tere khar ke baan.
25:57Mere gune ghaar to phir hath dega khuda baan.
25:59Na chukke veri koji haak se no choda waan.
26:01Nabi rakhaka haat hoga, kyunki chakka jam.
26:04Mere naam se hi hoga, tere khar ke baan.
26:07Mere gune ghaar to phir hath dega khuda baan.
26:09Na chukke veri koji haak se no choda waan.
26:12Nabi rakhaka haat hoga, kyunki chakka jam.
26:15My name is Chakajang, my name is Chakajang,
26:41My name is Chakajang,
26:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:12No, no, no, no, no.
27:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
29:12Now let's see, it's time for voting.
29:19So I have given a 10 on 10.
29:21Rafshar has given a 10 on 10.
29:24Balraj bhai.
29:25Hey, man, what's up, what's up, what's up?
29:288.9.
29:30And here, Sahil Kale has given 9.2.
29:33Point at jealousy.
29:35Jealousy.
29:37It's a 9.5.
29:39And let's see.
29:40Oh!
29:42Gross.
29:44That was close by one point.
29:46I wish I had given you two less marks.
29:48No, no.
29:48It's so talented you can underestimate yourself.
29:50You can go to the table.
29:52Bhai, you can go to the table.
29:54You can go to the table.
29:55You are really talented, bro.
29:56I didn't know that you both had to go to the table.
29:58I didn't know that you were going to the table.
30:00Sure.
30:00Because you underestimate yourself for the first time,
30:02you will go and go to the table.
30:04Oh, bhai.
30:06You called me yesterday night?
30:09No, not two or three days before.
30:11Bhai, I was sleeping.
30:13No, no, no.
30:14I was sleeping in the back.
30:15I was sleeping in the back.
30:16Sorry, sorry.
30:17I was sleeping in the back.
30:19Why?
30:20That's why you have to go to the table.
30:22Let's go, my bhai.
30:23Let's go.
30:27Up next, we have a very interesting duo.
30:30It's called Twins.
30:31Stand-up comedy tag team.
30:33I am a member of Twins.
30:34And I am going to start with a shairi.
30:36That she came after taking a look.
30:38And she fell in my love.
30:40She came after taking a look.
30:42And she fell in my love.
30:44And she fell in my love.
30:45And so, my love fell in my best.
30:46She fell in my brother.
30:48Oh!
30:50We are twins.
30:52In society, we have a lot of misconceptions for twins.
30:54People are afraid.
30:56You think the same thing, you say the same thing.
30:58You tell madam,
31:00is this possible?
31:02Two men can do something.
31:04We are twins.
31:06Basically, the incidents are strange.
31:08One child is in D-Mart and
31:12we have got hands on them.
31:14Papa, Papa, buy one, get one free.
31:16We are getting married.
31:20What is the biggest problem of twins?
31:22I can't even say this to my girlfriend.
31:24Go and find yourself.
31:26You will not find someone like me.
31:32It's not only a loss, friends.
31:34It's also a benefit.
31:36We have got one membership in the gym.
31:38I am going to the gym.
31:40I am going to the gym.
31:42We don't have to come to our house.
31:44I am going to the gym.
31:46Make some noise for twins.
31:48That was really nice.
31:50You had some very good jokes later.
31:52Actually, I am dancing here.
31:54So, the place is not enough.
31:56We have said stand-up.
31:58I am multi-talented.
32:00They consider dancing on skates
32:02to be a better art form than stand-up.
32:04Yes.
32:05That's what they…
32:06If we have to dance, then we drop down.
32:08At least, you won't be able to go to poetry.
32:12But, brother, it's very funny.
32:13And what you have said in your stand-up,
32:15you have done it in your life?
32:16Sometimes.
32:17You will be like a girlfriend.
32:18Yes.
32:19So, do you have a confusion
32:20or do you understand?
32:21I don't know.
32:22I don't know.
32:23I don't know.
32:24You are so good.
32:25You are so good.
32:26I am so good.
32:27You are so good.
32:28I am so good.
32:29You are all the same.
32:30Yes.
32:31You can try.
32:32I can try.
32:33I can try.
32:35Showing the back.
32:37One is just a little bit.
32:38One is just a little bit unpaid.
32:41Two is unpaid.
32:42Two is unpaid.
32:43One is just a little bit.
32:44One is just a little bit.
32:45One is a little bit.
32:46One is a little bit.
32:47One is a little bit.
32:48One is a little bit.
32:49How many times does it vary?
32:50Four minutes.
32:51Four minutes.
32:52Four minutes.
32:53What do you do in your life?
32:54You have to ask for your time.
32:55You have to ask for your time.
32:56Very, very funny.
32:57And congratulations.
32:58Now it's time for votes.
33:00I have given you 9.5.
33:02Coming from Samai, that's rich.
33:04Wow.
33:05For the rest of this, it's 10.
33:07Balraj also, 10.
33:08And Sahil Kale, 9.
33:10That makes an average of five.
33:129.6.
33:13Nine.
33:14Oh, yeah.
33:15But I guess, when you are free, please come to Habitat.
33:20Keep performing.
33:21We do not have something like this in the country right now.
33:23I think you can be the first people and you'll kill it.
33:25Both of you.
33:26Okay, you'll do one too.
33:27You won't do it.
33:28You won't do it.
33:29Okay.
33:30Birds flying high.
33:32You know how I feel.
33:35Sun in the sky.
33:40You know how I feel.
33:43Breeze drifting on by.
33:47You know how I feel.
33:52It's a new dawn.
33:53It's a new day.
33:55It's a new light for me.
34:02And I'm feeling good.
34:04Yeah.
34:05Ooh.
34:06Stars when you shine.
34:08You know how I feel.
34:09It's a new dawn.
34:10It's a new day.
34:11It's a new light.
34:12It's a new light.
34:13It's a new light.
34:14It's a new light.
34:15It's a new light.
34:16It's a new light.
34:17It's a new light.
34:18It's a new light.
34:19It's a new light.
34:20It's a new light.
34:21It's a new light.
34:22It's a new light.
34:23It's a new light.
34:24It's a new light.
34:25It's a new light.
34:26It's a new light.
34:27It's a new light.
34:28It's a new light.
34:29It's a new light.
34:30It's a new light.
34:31It's a new light.
34:32It's a new light.
34:33It's a new light.
34:34It's a new day, it's a new life
34:38It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life
34:44It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life
34:48It's a new life for me
34:54And I'm feeling good
35:01There you go, that's time!
35:04Thank you
35:06Goosebumps, goosebumps, bro
35:08Oh my god, I thought we were going to be pushed off of stage, I was so scared
35:12Why do you need to tell people that you are a graphic designer?
35:15Why do you need the guitarist behind you?
35:17Yeah, seriously, man
35:20Bro, you guys were really, really good, I mean you were really good
35:23You would say the same about him if he was in a dress too, right?
35:27No, no, I'm not flirting, yeah
35:31I already have a boyfriend, guys
35:33She has to tell people she is a graphic designer so that people don't think she is jobless
35:37Yes
35:38What is this about?
35:39So, basically, every time someone has asked me, like, what do you do?
35:43And I say I am a musician, so they always ask me what else do you do, like full time
35:47Which is something like…
35:48No, just respond by saying minding my own fucking business
35:51I will do that next time
35:53So, what do you do?
35:58Say it, just tell him
35:59I can't say that to him, no
36:01Oh, you can say that to him
36:02No, but like, what do you do?
36:03What do you do?
36:04Genuine
36:07I sing
36:08But how do you…
36:09What do you do full time?
36:11No, but like, do you have your own songs and all that or do you…
36:13I have a couple of originals, one is going to release this year, it's called…
36:16Name your channel and everything right now, this is the best
36:19So, my channel is Simran Ahuja Music, also his channel is Sidhan Bosariya underscore
36:24Who cares about him, I don't know
36:26No, guys
36:27Make sure you tag him in post, we will find him
36:30So, yeah, and my song is coming out this year, it's called Over Again
36:33Over Again, it's about like…
36:34It's just about how whenever a breakup happens, it's not like…
36:38Oh, man
36:39The end of the world
36:40It doesn't happen in one go
36:42You are the fourth break-up today
36:44All of them
36:45All of them
36:46Can't help it
36:47All of them are happening
36:48All of them are happening directly
36:52Divorce is nothing but a glorified break-up
36:55You get a certificate of break-up
36:57Break-up certificate
36:58You get a certificate of break-up
37:00But yeah, that's really good
37:01And you, my brother, are you also single?
37:04Yeah
37:05Yeah, yeah, you are also single?
37:06Yeah
37:07Oh, nice, yeah
37:08So, very good
37:09Where do you meet people?
37:11We met at an open mic
37:13And I just went in
37:14And his friend was actually going to play the guitar for me
37:17And then he said, my friend can play
37:18And I looked at his face and I was like, no
37:21And then…
37:22And because he looked so shy and quiet, I was like, I don't know what he's going to do
37:26She looked at his face and she was like, I don't know what he's going to do off stage
37:29No, no, no, no
37:31And then he killed it on stage, obviously
37:33So, four years we've been performing together since then
37:35Oh, let's go
37:36Yeah
37:37That's awesome, Mary, right?
37:38You like her?
37:40She's like my brother
37:44So, now we have 9.5 from me
37:51Thank you
37:529 from Raftar
37:54Shit
37:5510 from Balraj
37:56And
37:578.8 from Sahil Kale
38:01That makes a total of 9.3
38:047.6
38:057.6
38:067.6
38:077.6
38:087.6
38:09What are you doing to Rae Am?
38:10I'm giving lyrics to Rae Am.
38:11I'm professional
38:12You're doing it?
38:13Thank you, Rae Am.
38:14Thank you, Rae.
38:15Fuck, it's very good to me.
38:17Wow
38:18Check
38:19Check
38:20I'm playing
38:22You're white
38:24I don't like it
38:25But I'm black
38:26Alright
38:27D4
38:28C5
38:29Risky
38:30You're going to kill me
38:31My sexy
38:329f3
38:33I'm playing
38:34I'm playing
38:35I'm playing
38:36I'm playing
38:37I'm playing
38:38Change
38:39B4
38:40Attack
38:41B2
38:42You're going to defend
38:43Qb2
38:44How do you do?
38:45Prevent
38:46Bc3
38:47Blender
38:48Bb4
38:49Pin
38:50Qd2
38:51Why don't you cut?
38:52Let's kill
38:53Bc3
38:54Think
38:55Bc3
38:56C3
38:57Checkmate
38:58Easy
38:59Balls
39:00I don't like
39:01I'm playing
39:02I'm playing
39:03My
39:04Life is fair
39:05I'm playing
39:06I'm playing
39:07I'm playing
39:08I'm playing
39:09The ball
39:10I'm playing
39:11I'm playing
39:12I'm playing
39:13Life is fair
39:14I'm playing
39:15Blender
39:16Don't you give me
39:17Stop
39:18Enough
39:19To keep
39:20A lot of songs
39:21Have to be
39:21A lot of songs
39:24Are you
39:25To be a man
39:26Or
39:27To be a murderer
39:28To be a person
39:29You won't get
39:30To be a man
39:31All right, that was Magnus Carlson, guys.
39:58Make some noise.
40:00Okay, you said that you didn't like small balls.
40:03Suresh Raina.
40:06Okay, you didn't like small balls.
40:08You didn't like small balls.
40:10Suresh Raina.
40:12That's weird.
40:14But this is not a reference.
40:16I had to call small balls for them.
40:18Why did you call small balls for them?
40:27Quick, quick.
40:29Now you have seen the great ball of Raina.
40:32Great ball of Raina.
40:35Great ball of Raina.
40:37How did it feel, brother?
40:39I mean, sorry.
40:40How did it feel, brother?
40:42I'm not a beatboxer.
40:43I'm not a beatboxer.
40:45But you really wrote a lot of bars.
40:57You wrote a song with a D5, E5, people.
40:58You gave me a song with me.
41:00You wrote me some DMs.
41:02You wrote something after this.
41:04You wrote something that you didn't even have to do.
41:06Time-wise.
41:07Ra ta ta ta.
41:09Pokemon flow.
41:10It's ra ta ta.
41:11Kahu ra ta ta ta ta.
41:12Pokemon flow sea.
41:13Raticate rippers.
41:14Karoo evolve b.
41:15Ash ke jump kare.
41:16Mere sab homies.
41:17Gotta cast them all.
41:19Chahe wo ho ho bhi.
41:21Chote balls.
41:25Mujhe bas whahi sunay dhe ra.
41:27Baaghi kuch sunay nhe dhe ra.
41:28So girlfriend to nahi hogi aapki eyes, you know?
41:30Aapki live dekhte dekhte kya bolou?
41:33Chud gai.
41:34Baae uspe mat dal bai.
41:35Chaska le ke bula.
41:36Works and stays in Delhi.
41:37Baai aap Delhi se aya ho iske liye?
41:39Yes.
41:39Aare bhaapre.
41:40Kitne ga da?
41:41Delhi se aya hai tu iske liye?
41:42Aapke liye sir.
41:43Jao aap bhi dikha do ab.
41:52Beedboxer ka hai.
41:55Raftar baise mele kaise thai wo?
41:57Saaf.
41:59Alright.
41:59My vote is 8.8.
42:02If you know what I mean.
42:07And Raftar with a 9.
42:09You know what I mean.
42:10Balraj with a 6.3.
42:14And Sahil Kalle with a 6.9.
42:17That makes you average a 7.8.
42:21Aaaaaaaah!
42:24Aaaaaah!
42:25Wow!
42:56Life-changing moment.
43:03Unbelievable!
43:04Alright, thank you so much Vidhan Modi. Congratulations to you!
43:07In this episode, we got two winners.
43:10But whoever participated in it, they are all winners
43:13for putting themselves out there in front of so many people.
43:16The only losers are the people who watch this until the end.
43:19Thank you so much for watching.
43:21Take care. See you in the next one.
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