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00:00CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM!
00:02Oh, what is that coming out of your sink, dude?
00:04Jeez, just break it and get a new sink.
00:07Oh, and, okay, well...
00:09What?
00:11This seems like a little excessive, but okay.
00:13Is that really how you clean it? I feel like you could just get a sponge.
00:17What's next? What's next?
00:18We got a dishwashing tablet in a little bottle,
00:21put a spray can thing on it,
00:23and now you have a cleaner, okay?
00:25You could also, I mean, yeah, if you don't have any cleaner
00:29when you happen to have one of those dishwashing things, sure.
00:32You could also just wash your dishes with it.
00:35Leftover soap.
00:37Fold it up.
00:38I always find that really nasty, especially when it's like,
00:41there's a little water in the soap holder as well.
00:44Ah, now it's a toilet cleaner.
00:46That's kind of cool.
00:50Does it make that color? I don't know.
00:52Difficult to wear?
00:54No problem.
00:55We're gonna shave our head.
00:57Um, no, we're just gonna put a trash bag over our head then.
01:01Okay.
01:02Beautiful.
01:06Yeah, you can actually do that and then reuse it on your teeth.
01:08It's really good.
01:09Just kidding. Don't do that, please.
01:12Now we have some nice soap.
01:13We have a pizza table.
01:17They say those things are to actually keep
01:19the lid of the pizza box away from the pizza
01:22when it's being transported,
01:23but I think it's little tables.
01:26So you can feel like a giant.
01:32Okay, so we have a sake with a hole in it.
01:34And now we have a weird tube.
01:36And it's a lupa cleaner.
01:38Okay.
01:41It's pretty good.
01:42Pretty, pretty good.
01:43I like it.
01:49Uh-oh.
01:50That didn't work out very well.
01:51We got some Vaseline.
01:52Oh, hey.
01:54Buy me dinner first, okay?
01:55Nice.
02:01Good organization.
02:03Your toothpaste won't squeeze out.
02:04What do we do?
02:05Put the cap back on.
02:06You take it next to a corner and you just
02:08hold that thing.
02:10Now it's ready.
02:13Dang.
02:14I could have done that a couple times where I
02:16throw it away.
02:17I feel bad now.
02:20We're gonna glue some cotton to this thing
02:22and fool a kid into eating cotton candy.
02:24Cotton.
02:25Just kidding.
02:26Don't do that.
02:28That's actually...
02:29That's not that bad if you have a glue gun.
02:30I like it.
02:35Okay, now we have a handle for the toilet
02:38so we don't have to touch the edges, maybe?
02:41That's kind of nice, actually,
02:42because touching the edges of toilets is pretty gross.
02:46That's my least favorite part of using the toilet.
02:51Unless it clogs.
02:52And then that's my least favorite part of using the toilet.
02:55Okay, we got our toilet roll.
02:59We're not happy with it, apparently.
03:00So...
03:02Um, that seems like unnecessary to me, but okay.
03:13Okay, we got some...
03:14Oh, okay.
03:15We're gonna do that in front of the camera.
03:16That's all right.
03:17That's nice.
03:18Okay.
03:19We're watching 5-Minute Crafts, of course, as we do in our underwear.
03:24Okay.
03:25Okay.
03:26All right.
03:27So, geez.
03:28That was pretty good editing, right there.
03:29We thought we'll be done.
03:30Yeah, I thought it was gonna be instantly cancelled there.
03:31All right.
03:32So, what are we doing here?
03:33Yeah.
03:34All right, we get the sock, we fold it up.
03:35What are we doing with the panties?
03:36All right.
03:37What was the problem?
03:38Ah, okay.
03:39She just didn't want to wear socks anymore, I guess.
03:40All right.
03:41No, she has bad days.
03:42Oh, no.
03:43I pulled off all the toilet paper again.
03:44I always do that.
03:45Silly me.
03:46And now you know the hat.
03:47Exactly.
03:48Come on.
03:49This is uncomfortable too.
03:50Yeah, I don't like that.
03:51Oh, no.
03:52She has bad days.
03:53Oh, no.
03:54I pulled off all the toilet paper again.
03:56I always do that.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Silly me.
03:59And now you know the hat.
04:00Exactly.
04:01Come on, this is uncomfortable too.
04:02Yeah, I don't like that.
04:03It's always ripped.
04:04What?
04:05I'm sorry.
04:06All right.
04:08But it's clean in there.
04:10It's like a what if.
04:13Yeah.
04:14What if.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:17That's Five Minute Crafts motto.
04:18What if.
04:19Okay, so if your poops too messy, it doesn't flush.
04:23But if you use shoe protector, it'll just.
04:25Whoop.
04:26Just go down there.
04:27Easy.
04:28It's like if you use.
04:30It's like before you eat food.
04:32If you use.
04:33If you oil your mouth with some olive oil, you can just.
04:35Whoop.
04:36Whoop.
04:37Whoop.
04:38Whoop.
04:39Whoop.
04:40Whoop.
04:41Whoop.
04:42Whoop.
04:43Whoop.
04:44Whoop.
04:45Whoop.
04:46Whoop.
04:47Whoop.
04:48Whoop.
04:49And the bathroom.
04:50In the bathroom.
04:51There's a privacy problem.
04:52Yeah.
04:53There's.
04:54But.
04:55How, which doesn't work I guess.
04:56Hold that, then you're comfortable, right?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Okay.
05:00Sponge food?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Sponge food.
05:03What does that?
05:04All right.
05:05Okay.
05:06Oh.
05:07How you can divide it your two layers toilet paper.
05:10That's it.
05:11Why!?
05:12Just the boy.
05:13Boy.
05:14how like people like really cheap restaurant owners and stuff save on
05:18their toilet paper they're like they will have to use half apply torture
05:26new bacteria on your yeah that's why you have to change your brush after like
05:30every two weeks or something which yeah I know right I never who has money for
05:34that jeez every two weeks yeah I'm using my almost half of the year oh my
05:41serious yeah I've been meaning to tell you about your breath jeez no how often
05:50do you change your like every I think every like two months or something but
05:54you should do every two weeks because you get so much a lot of bacteria on
05:59there oh that's that's you know good if you want to ruin your towels I feel like
06:04girls normally wouldn't watch everyone their towels if my if my ex saw me doing
06:10that she'd probably you know be my ex much sooner oh how to clean up there is
06:18how dissolving hair yeah this this special I don't know how it calls cream that you
06:24add on your hair I wonder what it tastes like after it like after you did all the
06:29hair what is dissolved hair taste like then you can dissolve all your hair I'm just kidding
06:35that's so gross all right what is this ah for your soaps okay now we're okay well I thought you
06:43weren't weren't supposed to you know get any liquids on the outside of the toilet but
06:46there we go oh okay they made a mold epoxy so what next tell me girl
06:56I am a boy but no I'm assuming they're gonna make a new
07:04toilet seat with epoxy a heated toilet seat to keep your butt warm that see that that
07:12was counter-intuitive to me because normally you don't want a warm toilet seat
07:16yeah I want it really you of course so when someone goes to the like bathroom in the in the
07:26and then you sit on it and it's warm that's horrible I mean if you know this background that
07:31somebody warm it up before you of course it disgusting but he did money toilet but with a
07:38special thing because I left in I grew up in a cold country yeah you know and when in the morning
07:46you're trying to you know and then you get stuck to it because you're frozen that's that's usually
07:51uncomfortable if you guys know what I'm talking about support me please that's warm thing it's perfect
08:00so I wanna um that's pretty clever I think you could probably get more on that way
08:11if you're okay with spending an hour clipping everything
08:16we're taking the top of our baby wipes and we're gluing it to our lovely wall because we want to ruin
08:22that and we want to devalue our house okay we have a nice little towel here folded up nice and good
08:33boom just like a butler looks nice looks beautiful it's cool it's a good way to you know surprise your
08:44spouse be like hey I'm I saw this on five minute crafts babe and she's like ooh five minute crafts just
08:50for me oh okay that's when you know you're you're doing things right
08:59all right nice little display there cut our soap or not our soap our toothpaste
09:05get some mouthwash mix it together and now you have soup
09:11the worst soup in the world okay what are we doing we're pouring it into a new container why do
09:15we need to do this and that's okay what is the point of any of this okay okay that's just to get the
09:31the stuff in between your tiles I forgot what that's called what is that called again
09:35okay we got some water and some cheese mix it all together and
09:46presto chango we got some water cheese I think it's soap actually
09:50okay if it works it works I feel like if it gets hard though it might not work all right give us
10:03more more reactions all right now please
10:17you
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