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00:00:00and so for begging you you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if you plead
00:00:06guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist I can do anything for you I don't
00:00:10have the money you just grab my dad's checkbook I'm going to spend your
00:00:13family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail no no no no
00:00:19stop come on please why why stop stop since her regards I can't believe this
00:00:28this is the woman I thought I loved if I could go back in time I would make
00:00:32Stella pay did this thing take me back in time I'll figure out a way to get you
00:00:37out you're always by my side and I'll never ignore you again now I can get
00:00:43revenge from now on they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family wants
00:00:48let them see how it feels to be controlled I want her to suffer like she made me
00:00:53suffer
00:00:58oh my god oh um Stella can you please fill this car down you know according to the
00:01:08California Motor Department of Vehicles Christ why'd you bring this fucking loser he's
00:01:12really killing my life if I don't keep him on a leash then we don't get his daddy's fancy car
00:01:15if I flake then we get to ride and left with luxury
00:01:18savage god I love you no no don't please
00:01:21relax Enzo I'm just having a little fun I thought you liked having fun with me
00:01:30no I do I do seriously it was just you know we need a
00:01:36what did I do what was that did I just kill someone oh wake up no no no no you didn't do this
00:01:51this car is technically in Enzo's name so actually it's on him
00:01:56what no no I wasn't the one driving yeah but you let a drunk miner behind the wheel
00:02:03so this is your fault no no no no please you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if
00:02:09you plead guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist
00:02:11meanwhile I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur a low-class nobody
00:02:18they'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again
00:02:21yeah dude what kind of man lets a girl take the fall
00:02:24Enzo I'm begging you I know how you feel about me
00:02:27I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together
00:02:31how does that sound
00:02:38okay I'll do it wait for me I'll be back okay we have to go
00:02:46I'd love to but I don't have the money right now oh you know that's okay you can just grab my dad's checkbook all right
00:02:53here it's in the safe find a painting in the closet the code is zero eight one four and he's going to business
00:03:00trip so I shouldn't notice perfect don't tell anyone about it all right the account is linked to my father's trust
00:03:07which has billions of dollars so it's basically a blank checkbook
00:03:14you don't say
00:03:16Tony the code is zero eight one four
00:03:23write yourself a check for however much you want this moron basically said it's a bottomless well
00:03:30what are you talking about still what are you doing right now
00:03:37don't look at me like that you offered to help
00:03:39because I'd do anything for you I gave your father a job I let you both move in with me I paid you I fed you
00:03:46still how sweet but I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself your family might be rich but your social suicide
00:04:16Excuse me? I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you rot in jail.
00:04:22Bye-bye.
00:04:23No! Stella, please. Please, why? Why? Why, Stella?
00:04:30Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:04:36Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:04:39Enzo!
00:04:40Really? Give me a second, please. Please give me a second, please.
00:04:45I didn't do it.
00:04:46I didn't do it, okay? You have to blame her.
00:04:48I know. Of course you didn't.
00:04:50This isn't you. Just give me some time, my dad's lawyer. I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:04:56I never even give you the time of day. I was a jerk to you. Why would you help me?
00:05:02Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:05:07Here, just take this, okay?
00:05:12That's enough. Let's go.
00:05:13I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo. I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:05:17I should have noticed you. I should have been there for you. Let's go.
00:05:20What a fucking simp.
00:05:34What should we buy first? A new getaway car?
00:05:36No, we need to be smart about this.
00:05:38That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:05:43No. Shit. And Enzo already knows. It's us as soon as he tips her off.
00:05:49Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:05:52How do we do that?
00:05:54Babe, we have all the money in the world. We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:05:59No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please. No, please. No, no, no.
00:06:07Stella, send her regards.
00:06:09I'm so sorry, Lily
00:06:28If I could go back in time
00:06:31I would cherish every moment with you
00:06:33And I would make Stella pay
00:06:39What is this?
00:07:02Enzo, are you alright?
00:07:07Lily?
00:07:09Oh, thank god it's you
00:07:14Oh, that must have been a dream
00:07:18Are you feeling okay?
00:07:20You just fainted while we were studying
00:07:21Studying?
00:07:31Five, seven, one
00:07:34Enzo, what's wrong?
00:07:37Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:07:40It's the 30th of August
00:07:42The season just started
00:07:43Is everything okay?
00:07:49Holy shit
00:07:50Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:55Holy shit
00:07:56Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:58There's no blood and no scar
00:08:03I've been given another chance to make things right
00:08:07What the hell, Tony?
00:08:09You could have broken his nose
00:08:10Oh, chill out
00:08:12Come on, I barely tapped him
00:08:13Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face
00:08:16I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine
00:08:18You know, maybe you'd actually win
00:08:19If you learned how to throw
00:08:20What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:08:27Stella
00:08:28I think these bottom feeders forgot their place
00:08:31No
00:08:31They know where they stand on the food chain
00:08:33Enzo
00:08:34Go get Tony a soda
00:08:36Stella
00:08:38Send her regards
00:08:40I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch
00:08:44Destroyed my life and tried to end it
00:08:46After all I've done for her
00:08:47All the gifts
00:08:48And money
00:08:49A room in my family's mansion
00:08:50She took me for granted
00:08:52But now
00:08:54I can get revenge
00:08:55Stella
00:08:58Is your little lap dog gonna obey?
00:09:00What?
00:09:01No, he's literally obsessed with me
00:09:03He does whatever I say
00:09:04Watch
00:09:05Enzo
00:09:07Forget about Tony
00:09:09Why don't you look at me a soda
00:09:10It's so hot out here
00:09:13And is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:09:16Sure
00:09:17Stella, anything for you
00:09:19Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger
00:09:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before
00:09:24I know, he's so cringe
00:09:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead
00:09:29I give his life purpose
00:09:31I consider him a charity case
00:09:33Shh
00:09:33He's coming back
00:09:34He's practically drooling like a dog
00:09:36Careful, he might start umping your leg
00:09:38What took you so long
00:09:40No wonder you're not on the football team
00:09:42Give it to me
00:09:47Here
00:09:54Must be thirsty
00:09:56Here
00:10:00Must be thirsty
00:10:01Thanks, Enzo
00:10:03Whoa
00:10:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls
00:10:06Stella
00:10:07You gonna let him play you like that?
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10That was for me
00:10:10No, I actually bought it with my own money
00:10:12So I can give it to whoever I want
00:10:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:10:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:19Or did you forget my family's name
00:10:21Because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:10:24When you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter
00:10:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:10:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:10:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:10:37Fine
00:10:38Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:10:42Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:10:46Hey, leave him alone
00:10:47Aww, they're protecting each other
00:10:50Just like stray dogs at the pound
00:10:52Tony, save your energy
00:10:56Just let me talk to him
00:10:57Listen, I don't know if it's because of Tony or what
00:11:05But if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again
00:11:07And I know how you really feel about me
00:11:09So do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:11:13Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:16Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:20I can't just cut her off now
00:11:21If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer
00:11:25I need to draw this out
00:11:28You're right
00:11:29I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you
00:11:34I knew it
00:11:35You never could resist me
00:11:37This isn't how to get my attention
00:11:40I like the soft boy who obeys my every command
00:11:44Think you can do that?
00:11:46Of course
00:11:48Good, now if you just buy me new pom-poms
00:11:51And pick up my drive cleaning
00:11:53And wax my Cadillac
00:11:54Then maybe I'll forgive you
00:11:56And fuck it up
00:12:01She'll make you lick her shoes
00:12:03Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams
00:12:05Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers
00:12:08I'm gonna get a jinx on the big game
00:12:10Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria
00:12:14My treat
00:12:15Every meal there's like $200
00:12:16What, like that's expensive?
00:12:19Invite everybody, let's make it a party
00:12:21Except for you two
00:12:24Because they have a dress code
00:12:25And I don't think you'd get in
00:12:28Stella's such a snake
00:12:36After everything you've done for her
00:12:37She's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's son
00:12:39Sorry
00:12:43I shouldn't have said anything
00:12:45I know you like her
00:12:46Nope
00:12:52She means nothing to me now
00:12:54I never realized that
00:13:00You're always by my side
00:13:02And I will never ignore you again
00:13:05Do you mean it?
00:13:08Promise
00:13:08Lily
00:13:15Hey
00:13:17How many times have I just had this mouth breather?
00:13:21I don't drink milk
00:13:22And why would I care about that?
00:13:24I got this tray for Lily
00:13:25You're just making me jealous?
00:13:27This is payback for Tony
00:13:28Definitely payback of some kind
00:13:30He's just like a lap dog
00:13:31Just begging for her crumbs
00:13:33I could have any guy that I want
00:13:36You should feel lucky
00:13:37To have the privilege of getting my lunch
00:13:39Oh yeah?
00:13:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you
00:13:41Around that street corner where you work
00:13:44You want to say that again?
00:13:52You guys, come on
00:13:53Stop
00:13:54It's going too far
00:13:56If you don't want to end up like your freak friend
00:13:58I suggest you keep your trap shut
00:14:00Alright guys, bring your leftovers over here
00:14:03I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night
00:14:05Tony, come on, stop it
00:14:09What's the matter?
00:14:10I strike a nerve?
00:14:15This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:14:17Get him, Tony
00:14:18I'll pay for his medical bill later
00:14:19There's a limit to my patience
00:14:27Tony, people are watching
00:14:29What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:14:38Come on then, fight back
00:14:40You're a pussy
00:14:41A nobody
00:14:42Bitch son of a broke servant
00:14:44If you think fighting's gonna get my attention, you're pathetic
00:14:52Oh no, I am not fighting for you
00:14:54Hey, what is going on here?
00:14:57Enzo, you're bleeding
00:14:58Enzo, you're bleeding
00:15:00I'm fine, I'm fine
00:15:01Principal Harris
00:15:02Enzo started it
00:15:03It's his fault
00:15:03I don't care who started it
00:15:05All involved will be punished
00:15:07Including you, little miss
00:15:10Stella Quinn
00:15:11As in heir to the Quinn Corporation
00:15:14You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation
00:15:18You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:15:24Yep, I am
00:15:25If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early
00:15:30That two-faced bitch
00:15:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity
00:15:35Fine, she can dig herself into a pit of lies
00:15:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall
00:15:41Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly
00:15:46Listen, young man
00:15:49This is grounds for expulsion
00:15:51I'm going to call your parents right now
00:15:52We didn't do any-
00:15:53No, no, no, no, Lily
00:15:54This is unacceptable
00:15:56You're right
00:15:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess
00:16:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it
00:16:02I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter
00:16:07Nice one, Enzo
00:16:08I think you're going to get your family thrown out on the streets
00:16:10That's okay
00:16:10They're used to tents and park benches
00:16:13No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:16:16If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined
00:16:20Everyone will know I'm not the real heir
00:16:22I can't let that happen
00:16:24I'll save you the suffering
00:16:26If you apologize in front of everyone
00:16:28I'll forgive you for this little misstep
00:16:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:16:33Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:16:34Stella, make this punk suffer
00:16:36Enzo knows what he did wrong
00:16:39And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance
00:16:43No, no, no, no, no, no
00:16:45I have not learned my lesson
00:16:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this
00:16:49Can you just drop it?
00:16:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention
00:16:53I'm going to leave
00:16:54Before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood
00:16:57Come on
00:17:01You okay? Do you need this?
00:17:03I'm fine, I'm fine
00:17:04You okay?
00:17:05Yeah
00:17:05The cracks in her stories are already starting to show
00:17:10Yo, look at that beauty
00:17:13Sex on wheels
00:17:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car
00:17:17I've seen her get in it before
00:17:18If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me
00:17:21Okay, if you're that desperate
00:17:23Then
00:17:23I might know a guy
00:17:26Hey, unlock the door, man
00:17:31Hey!
00:17:35Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:17:37I said unlock the door
00:17:38I don't have time to drive you home today
00:17:43I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around
00:17:46Hey!
00:17:48Hey!
00:17:48No, excuse me
00:17:49Man, I pay your salary, not Stella
00:17:52Watch your tone, kid
00:17:53I know you've been pining after my daughter
00:17:56You want to get with her
00:17:58I'd say it's in your best interest
00:17:59To keep your future father-in-law happy
00:18:01Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus
00:18:05Ready
00:18:05Kevin, what?
00:18:09I'm not messing around
00:18:10Open the door
00:18:11God, he's shameless
00:18:13Hey, guys
00:18:14You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:18:16Here he is
00:18:17A penniless fucking driver
00:18:18Keep fluffing
00:18:20We all know you're gonna start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up
00:18:24Oh, yeah, right
00:18:25I totally forgot
00:18:26I'm so madly in love with her
00:18:27I'm so madly in love with her
00:18:29That's right
00:18:31No matter how rich you are
00:18:33As long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet
00:18:36She'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation
00:18:40Yeah, I forgot
00:18:43I'm so madly in love with her
00:18:45Kevin, I'll say this one more time
00:18:50Open this door
00:18:52Or I'd be happy to call my father
00:18:54That you don't know who the big boss is
00:18:56Okay?
00:18:57Everyone is replaceable
00:18:58What's up with this kid today?
00:19:01He's got more attitude than usual
00:19:03Great timing, Stella
00:19:04Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend
00:19:06You're trying to hitch a ride
00:19:08Well, here comes Stella
00:19:10She can teach this sucker a lesson
00:19:12Oh, no
00:19:13It looks like we don't have room for you guys today
00:19:16Since I'm so giving
00:19:18Here's some bus fare
00:19:21You know, Stella
00:19:24I really underestimated you
00:19:25Had a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat
00:19:28You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:19:30Seriously, Enzo
00:19:32I just forgave you for what happened earlier
00:19:34If this is your big attempt at getting my attention
00:19:37Newsflash, Enzo
00:19:39I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum
00:19:41Oh, yeah?
00:19:41Let's see who really throws a tantrum
00:19:43When they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:19:45Tony, open the door
00:19:46Have fun with your fugly church mounts, busboy
00:19:52Open the door
00:19:56It's fine, I can make my own way home
00:20:01It's fine
00:20:02No
00:20:02From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you
00:20:04Okay?
00:20:05Beginning with this
00:20:06Dad
00:20:11It's time to exterminate some pests
00:20:14Dude, you can stop pretending, man
00:20:17They're already gone
00:20:18You and your little virgin friend
00:20:20Can go hurry up before you miss the bus
00:20:22God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:20:24Or really just that desperate
00:20:26You'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:20:29Come on, Lily, stop
00:20:30Aw, look like they're meant for each other
00:20:33Like bacne and body odor
00:20:35Keep laughing, guys
00:20:38Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation
00:20:41Stop pretending, man
00:20:42We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart
00:20:47What a moron
00:20:49If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way
00:20:54Aw, instead you went and spazzed out
00:20:56And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation
00:20:58The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella
00:21:03Just you wait
00:21:06Watch
00:21:07That car will be turning around
00:21:09In three
00:21:10Let's stay back
00:21:12I want to watch this blow up in his face
00:21:14Two
00:21:14Dude's really committed to the bit
00:21:16One
00:21:17They really came back?
00:21:26I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir
00:21:37Oh, here, please, let me help you with that
00:21:39Yeah
00:21:40Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:21:46All right
00:21:48Come on, Lily
00:21:49I know, and why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:21:56Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:22:00You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch
00:22:03If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin
00:22:06No
00:22:09That won't be necessary, sir
00:22:11I just felt so bad for him
00:22:14I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:22:22Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name
00:22:26Oh, I almost forgot
00:22:28For the bus ride
00:22:33Oh
00:22:34Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit
00:22:38Stella treated you with pity
00:22:39Can you treat her like that?
00:22:41Come out here and fight me like a man
00:22:45Tony, save your energy
00:22:48A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face
00:22:51She thinks she has me whipped
00:22:53But she's about to learn who's really on the leash
00:22:56What's been with that little punk lately? He's been talking back to you
00:23:03He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around
00:23:06No, I think it's because you're too nice to him
00:23:08You really can't indulge people like that
00:23:10They'll just stab you in the back
00:23:12So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:23:15I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts
00:23:18You're dead to me
00:23:30There you go
00:23:31Thanks
00:23:32Nice house
00:23:33Yeah, thank you
00:23:34Yeah, it's great
00:23:35Wow, I've never had a guy take me home before but I'm just really happy that it was you
00:23:46Um, my birthday is this Friday and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:23:53That's right, Lily and Stella have the same birthday
00:23:56I always threw Stella the biggest parties money could buy
00:23:59So no one was around to celebrate Lily's
00:24:01Yes
00:24:03Of course
00:24:04Lily, I am never missing your birthday again
00:24:06You can count on that
00:24:08Thank you
00:24:13See you later, okay?
00:24:14You're a little lagged today
00:24:35Almost cost me my job
00:24:37You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:24:40The only reason you're even still employed Kevin
00:24:43Was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years
00:24:47And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks
00:24:53Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit
00:24:55Petty?
00:24:56You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin
00:25:05I could make your life go away like that
00:25:08Alright?
00:25:10So shut your mouth
00:25:12And put the foot on the gas
00:25:15Yes, sir
00:25:16If he's starting to lose interest then Stella's gotta get him back
00:25:22We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another
00:25:32Good afternoon there, Enzo. May I take your bag?
00:25:34Sure
00:25:35Yeah
00:25:36Thank you so much
00:25:40How's your day, May?
00:25:41Very well, thank you, sir
00:25:43Yes
00:25:44Oh, May, so I was thinking this Friday night
00:25:46I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl
00:25:53Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner to get everything organized?
00:25:58Of course, sir
00:26:00And I hope you're hungry
00:26:02Your father had top grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain
00:26:06The chef is preparing it now and it will be ready right after your bath
00:26:10Oh, May, you're the greatest
00:26:12Thank you so much
00:26:14We'll see you later
00:26:17Look at that little creep
00:26:19Pretending like he's moved on from Stella
00:26:22Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her
00:26:25As long as she keeps his interest
00:26:27We'll be marrying her to the Quinn fortune in no time
00:26:30Take whatever you want, it's not that expensive anyway
00:26:41What?
00:26:42These are all designer brand, limited edition
00:26:45Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars
00:26:49And this is Brady's original battle jersey
00:26:52This thing's a certified relic
00:26:54Keep it
00:26:55My family can just buy more if we want to
00:26:57Whatever I want, I get
00:26:59You're so lucky
00:27:00Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people
00:27:03Like this is so hideous
00:27:04Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it
00:27:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no
00:27:10Who said you could touch that?
00:27:11That heirloom is worth more than your life
00:27:12Put it back
00:27:13Put all of this back
00:27:14Don't be such a buzz kill, Enzo
00:27:16These are my guests
00:27:17No, Stella
00:27:18They're your frickin' mindless drones
00:27:20Chasing after your fake fortune
00:27:21You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom
00:27:23You shouldn't even be here
00:27:24You shouldn't even be here
00:27:25What are you talking about?
00:27:27This is Stella's family mansion
00:27:29You're lucky they even let you stay here
00:27:31Who even let you into this wing?
00:27:33Don't you have some tanky servants quarters to get back to?
00:27:37You know, Stella, I'm just gonna give you one chance to just come clean right now
00:27:41And tell everyone the truth
00:27:42Or you and your dad are gonna have to find somewhere else to live
00:27:45What's it gonna be?
00:27:46Stop being so immature
00:27:50I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony
00:27:54Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:57Oh, you gotta be fucking joking, Stella
00:27:59Are you letting him wear my jersey?
00:28:00No, take it off now
00:28:02Be real
00:28:03Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey
00:28:06Stella bought it for you out of pity
00:28:08You're a walking charity king
00:28:10Jesus
00:28:11Oh, yeah, why don't I just find their certificate of authenticity
00:28:14And we can see who the ownership's of
00:28:16Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:28:19It's just a dirty old jersey
00:28:21What's the matter if he wears it?
00:28:22Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl
00:28:26It's not nothing
00:28:28And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:28:33Ugh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:28:36We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella
00:28:38You're lucky Stella's so patient with you
00:28:41I would've had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy ass Norman Bates act
00:28:50Yeah, that's great, I said take it off
00:28:52Enzo, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, babe
00:28:56The kid wants to play?
00:28:58We can play
00:29:08Ha ha ha ha
00:29:11Ha ha ha
00:29:12Ha ha ha
00:29:13Ha ha ha
00:29:14Ha, that's right
00:29:15Ha ha ha ha
00:29:16Come on, get up
00:29:17Yeah, see what happens
00:29:18Come here, he's gonna beat your ass
00:29:20Get your fucking face in, motherfucker
00:29:23Ha ha ha ha
00:29:24Ha ha ha
00:29:25Oh my god, Enzo!
00:29:26Oh my god
00:29:27Get off of Tony, you freak!
00:29:31What the hell is going on in here?
00:29:33Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out, he's acting like a savage
00:29:36Wait, did you just call the chauffeur Dad?
00:29:41No, I- Did I hear that right? The chauffeur's your dad?
00:29:45Well, Stella, you wanna tell them the truth?
00:29:47This nerd is like he's a completely different person now
00:29:49Get off of me!
00:29:53Are you guys crazy?
00:29:54Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation
00:29:56How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:29:59Right, Stella?
00:30:02Duh, if my father was some broke-ass chauffeur
00:30:05I would literally throw myself off a cliff
00:30:08Hey, this isn't even about me
00:30:10Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho
00:30:13She might be pushing the kid too far
00:30:15I can't lose this job
00:30:17It's getting late
00:30:18Miss Stella
00:30:19Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:30:21Why? We're just starting to have fun
00:30:27Fine
00:30:28Guys, my driver will take you home
00:30:30We'll hang another time
00:30:31What? Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:30:34I'm not
00:30:35I just remembered I have a test tomorrow
00:30:37I have to study
00:30:40Alright, let's bounce
00:30:46Aren't you forgetting something?
00:30:47Guys
00:30:49Leave the stuff
00:30:50Hey me
00:30:53I'm sorry
00:30:57Kevin! I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner
00:31:18Stop the attitude
00:31:19Stop the attitude, kid
00:31:21I drive your ass on everyday
00:31:22You think that's not exhausting?
00:31:25Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:31:27I'm sorry
00:31:29Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:31:32Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:31:38Hmm?
00:31:39Because guess what?
00:31:40This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad
00:31:45And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity
00:31:49Everyone is gone
00:31:51Everyone is gone
00:31:52Can you drop the act?
00:31:53I'm having my share
00:31:54And Stella will have hers, just like any other night
00:31:57And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps
00:32:00May, can you come get our chap masseuse to come and give me a rub down?
00:32:07And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns with the gold leaf on top?
00:32:13Warm
00:32:15I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved
00:32:22May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:32:25Move your fugly feet and get out of here
00:32:28Sweetheart
00:32:29Long day, huh?
00:32:31Go on
00:32:32Carboneros, drink
00:32:34Must be mad
00:32:35So amazing
00:32:37What are you still doing here?
00:32:39God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:32:42Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:32:45Yes, miss
00:32:46No
00:32:47No, no, no, man, you don't work for these people
00:32:49Enzo, I've dealt with your bullshit all day
00:32:54You're not gonna win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us
00:32:57Guys, show some respect
00:32:59Respect
00:33:01Okay
00:33:02Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath
00:33:07And you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune
00:33:13I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you
00:33:16Let me tell you something
00:33:19This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't gonna work
00:33:23It's really starting to piss me off
00:33:25Enzo
00:33:27Stella's a straight forward gal, she doesn't like these mind games
00:33:30If you want her to like you, just treat her well
00:33:33It's too late
00:33:34I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him
00:33:37But clearly that went to his head
00:33:40Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson
00:33:45Remember Enzo, you can't live without me
00:33:50Really?
00:33:51Really?
00:33:54You...
00:33:55You are judged out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks
00:34:00All from my mom
00:34:02And you think that I can't live without you
00:34:06Ghost me all you want Stella
00:34:09I don't give a shit
00:34:12I don't give a shit
00:34:14What is your damage?
00:34:16You're acting more like a stuck up bitch than a man
00:34:19I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quinn Court
00:34:23To be such a cheapskate
00:34:25We're only eating your food and using your things
00:34:28Because we thought that you were offering them to us
00:34:31Out of your generosity
00:34:33Generosity?
00:34:34Please Dad
00:34:35He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants
00:34:39And now what?
00:34:40Because Tony and I got close you want to take it out on us?
00:34:42Let's go Dad
00:34:45Just looking at him makes me sick
00:34:59Sir, are you okay?
00:35:05May I want you to take everything I've touched
00:35:08The pajamas, the couches
00:35:10Even the goddamn utensils
00:35:13Throw it all out
00:35:14It is tainted
00:35:16Yes sir
00:35:19From now on they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family owns
00:35:24No more VIP treatment
00:35:26No more fine dining
00:35:28No more using my family's name to take advantage of me
00:35:31Okay? Let them see how it feels to be controlled
00:35:35And someone has been pissing me off lately Dad
00:35:40I don't know how much longer I can put up with
00:35:42Easy!
00:35:43He's just trying to get your attention
00:35:45But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand
00:35:48What do you mean?
00:35:49I heard him
00:35:50They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner
00:35:54For a huge party this Friday night
00:35:56So he's obviously planning your big birthday bash
00:36:00That's why he's been acting so weird lately
00:36:02I knew he wasn't over me
00:36:03You can't let him forget who's in charge
00:36:07Don't worry
00:36:08When I'm done with him
00:36:09I'll have him at my feet
00:36:11Obeying my every word
00:36:13Hey Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first then head to school
00:36:18Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first then head to school
00:36:21Hmm
00:36:25Oh my god
00:36:27Dad, we're gonna pick up Tony as usual
00:36:29Let's go
00:36:30Got it, Tony first then off to school
00:36:32Stop the car
00:36:34What is your problem?
00:36:37Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:36:39Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:36:42Because last time I checked, it's my family's car and we pay to go where we want
00:36:46Come on Enzo, let's not start the morning off like this
00:36:51We always pick up Tony and then
00:36:53No, we always do what your daughter says
00:36:55And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off
00:37:01And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment
00:37:05Seriously? Lily? Again?
00:37:08If you think dragging that waste of space into this is gonna make me jealous
00:37:12You clearly haven't seen us side by side
00:37:14She's a troll
00:37:16A granny in hand-me-downs
00:37:18Okay
00:37:20You know what? I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you
00:37:25Excuse me?
00:37:27Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:37:32You lost any chance you had with me? I hope you know that
00:37:36And you never had a chance
00:37:37Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve and if you have a problem with that
00:37:46You can join your daughter on the street
00:37:51Alright
00:37:52Let's go see Lily
00:37:55Let's go see Lily
00:38:03You're a fucking asshole, Enzo! You're gonna be the goddamn joke of the school! I am so done with you!
00:38:09I'm done with you!
00:38:28Enzo! Dude!
00:38:31Absolutely no chill
00:38:34We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella
00:38:37Cause she couldn't even ride in the same car as you!
00:38:41Creep?
00:38:43Nah man, I actually kicked her out of my car
00:38:45But I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business
00:38:48Christ!
00:38:50You're just a pathological liar!
00:38:52We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant
00:38:54God, Ben, quit poking the bear! The last thing I need is to end up freaking out and blowing my cover!
00:39:05How about...
00:39:07You go apologize to Stella and lay off!
00:39:12Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak!
00:39:25Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:39:30I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:39:34You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir!
00:39:38Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table!
00:39:42I'm just being generous!
00:39:49You're too sweet, Ben
00:39:50Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned...
00:39:54How's that coming along?
00:39:56Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student
00:39:59And you know who has the highest GPA
00:40:02But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it!
00:40:06You really think he'll agree?
00:40:08I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me
00:40:12If I ask him, he'll do it!
00:40:13All right, everyone!
00:40:15Your exams are in!
00:40:17Some of you could have done a bit more studying
00:40:20But others really went above and beyond!
00:40:22I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo
00:40:24But you really knocked it out of the park 105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:40:27He always does this and messes up the curve every time!
00:40:28Teacher's pet!
00:40:29I know, he's a know-it-all!
00:40:30You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser!
00:40:32I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year!
00:40:33Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time!
00:40:34Ms. James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship,
00:40:36you won't be able to pass the school to the next year,
00:40:38but you really knocked it out of the park 105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:40:40He always does this and messes up the curve every time!
00:40:44Teacher's pet!
00:40:46I know, he's a know-it-all!
00:40:48You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser!
00:40:50I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year!
00:40:56Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time?
00:40:59class time? Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it
00:41:05to our football captain, Tony Whitman. I'm sorry. Stella, why would I not need a scholarship? I'm
00:41:15just the son of a lowly servant. Yeah, but we all know the Quins pay for everything you own. We're in their own little personal charity case. Exactly. Around Stella, it's all, yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:41:27We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college. Enzo, what do you say?
00:41:34Are you going to be passing it up again this year? Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:41:49Miss James, I'm gonna take it. What the hell, Enzo? I told you, we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:56Hmm? Oh, sorry, if you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:42:01Yo, she feeds you. She clothes you. She lets you ride in her luxury cars. How are you going to gas
00:42:07yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech? Tony actually works for what he has. He's not
00:42:11some clout chasing bot. You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes. Oh yeah? If he worked so
00:42:16hard, why didn't he win it? Hmm? I don't know. Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty
00:42:21empty premises.
00:42:26All right, all right. Let's settle down, everyone. Settle down. Stella, get back to your seat.
00:42:31Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your apartment.
00:42:36Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:42:39Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little
00:42:47arguments we've been having? We can go back to how things were. Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:54Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is. No, okay? I do not want to go back
00:43:01to the way things were. In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying
00:43:06gets pulled out from your Prada wearing. I hate you! Oh, I hate you more. Stella, back to your seat. Now.
00:43:30Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. High and Mighty. You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class
00:43:35today.
00:43:41Can I help you guys? I know you're probably used to helping, being the son of a servant,
00:43:45but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night. And while you're
00:43:49at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony, like a good little bitch.
00:43:54We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:44:00So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes. Nice and clean.
00:44:05Get out of my way.
00:44:12You think you have a choice? Lick her shoe now, bitch.
00:44:17Hey, let him go.
00:44:20Hey, let him go.
00:44:23You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:44:26Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:44:33Nothing, coach. Just, uh, messing around.
00:44:38Shit, why are they provoking Enzo? What if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's
00:44:42daughter? My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined.
00:44:45Are you all right, son? Yeah, I'm fine.
00:44:47Save your energy, Tommy. I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:55You're Enzo, right?
00:44:57The PE teacher told me you got some speed to you.
00:44:59Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:45:01What? You can't be serious. I mean, the skinny runt?
00:45:04Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:45:07And the new team captain.
00:45:08Oh, for what?
00:45:09Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:45:13I would love to see what you've got. What do you say?
00:45:15You want me to play?
00:45:19This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:45:24Coach, I mean, I love football. Don't get me wrong.
00:45:27You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:45:30Only one way to find out.
00:45:32You'll be pummeled in the first five seconds.
00:45:34Football is just not brute force.
00:45:35Flesh out our team, but right now, we're lack of speed.
00:45:40How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:45:46Coach?
00:45:48I'll give it a try.
00:45:51Joking!
00:45:53Great. I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:45:55Coach, wait!
00:45:57Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:45:59He's only going to weigh us down.
00:46:01If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.
00:46:05Well, that's fine.
00:46:12Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:46:16When it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:46:18T-O-N-Y.
00:46:32Go, Tony.
00:46:33He's our guy.
00:46:34Go, Cougars.
00:46:35Go, Tony.
00:46:37Dude, don't sweat it.
00:46:40We're the star quarterback last season.
00:46:42Beating Enzo, he's going to be like crushing a bug.
00:46:44I'm going to make that punk regret he was ever born,
00:46:47let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:46:50Coach says that little nerd Enzo's going to be joining us.
00:46:54If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:57Enzo, where are you?
00:47:06Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:47:09I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:47:11If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:47:13There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:47:16He's not backing down.
00:47:17He's just...
00:47:17It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:47:21but football's a sport for real men,
00:47:23not servants and hand-me-downs.
00:47:27Please, Enzo, please come.
00:47:32Let's go, let's go.
00:47:33Hustle up.
00:47:37Coach, the big game's about to start,
00:47:39and Enzo's not here yet.
00:47:41He should be disqualified.
00:47:44Let's wait a little longer.
00:47:45I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:47:47He's not even here,
00:47:48and he's already fucking things up.
00:47:50If Enzo costs us the scrimmage,
00:47:51I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:53He's never even held a football.
00:47:54He's a joke.
00:47:55Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:47:57He won't be coming.
00:47:59Enzo.
00:48:01I'm not asking.
00:48:02I'm telling.
00:48:04Football means everything to Tony,
00:48:07and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:48:09I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:48:14Fine.
00:48:15Let's get started.
00:48:16Wait!
00:48:17Is that?
00:48:20It can't be.
00:48:21Oh my god, I think it is.
00:48:23He looks like a completely different person.
00:48:39That's Enzo?
00:48:40I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:43I didn't know he had it in him,
00:48:45and like, if you don't want him,
00:48:46maybe I could take him for a spin.
00:48:48We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:51Ew, you slut.
00:48:53He's still a servant boy.
00:48:59Hey.
00:49:00Hi.
00:49:00How's it going?
00:49:00I knew you'd make it.
00:49:01I knew you'd make it.
00:49:03Of course.
00:49:04You gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:49:06Would you come to watch?
00:49:08Of course.
00:49:08I'd do anything for you.
00:49:12I thought I told you not to come.
00:49:15Oh, what's the problem?
00:49:16Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend in front of the entire school?
00:49:19Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:49:20You're the daughter of my employee.
00:49:22Don't forget.
00:49:23What's the matter?
00:49:26Studying before the big game?
00:49:28I mean, football's just math.
00:49:29So you make us all late
00:49:31to avoid getting humiliated on the field.
00:49:34No.
00:49:35I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:49:38Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:49:40Or wait.
00:49:41Do you need to read a textbook
00:49:42to learn how to throw a punch?
00:49:53Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant
00:49:57is acting like he owns this place.
00:50:00I mean, if I didn't know any better,
00:50:01I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:50:02Shit.
00:50:03They're starting to catch on.
00:50:04If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall,
00:50:06everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:50:10Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:50:13We took his family in when they lost their home,
00:50:15so they told me to let some things slide
00:50:17and make them feel welcomed.
00:50:19Babe, you're too sweet.
00:50:21But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:50:23Don't worry.
00:50:24Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:50:25Let's go!
00:50:26Let's go!
00:50:31Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:50:33The charge angle's off by five degrees.
00:50:40Let's go!
00:50:42Let's go!
00:50:44Let's go!
00:50:44Let's go!
00:50:46Let's go!
00:50:47Let's go!
00:50:51Let's go!
00:51:02that fucking pussy got lucky i can't believe the nerd actually won it's kind of hot oh i knew you
00:51:16could do it thanks for believing in me enzo's supposed to be into stella why the hell is that
00:51:22frigid bitch getting all his attention is your shower head broken lily or is this pathetic simp's
00:51:28desperation to turn on for you oh be jealous fucking gross you already have your naive virgin
00:51:37attention the selection ceremony for the interstate football championship will be held in the
00:51:44auditorium in five minutes the chairman of the school board will personally announce the player
00:51:49selected to be the team captain that position is toned if you really want to impress stella
00:51:56you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out this is it she has no idea the
00:52:01chairman of the school board is my father's friend i don't care about team captain i just want to see
00:52:05her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone what we won the game oh my god
00:52:14wait who is he that's not the chairman of the school board hello students i am julian de leon
00:52:25vice chairman of the school board the chairman had important matters to attend to so i am honored to
00:52:31announce the list of players that are qualified to join our team the roaring ridge high school's
00:52:37cougars after today's scrimmage
00:52:39before that i'd like to give special thanks to the bright star education foundation for their generous
00:52:47donation to our school their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the
00:52:52school i would now like to invite the heir to the family that started it all
00:53:08if you so much as move i'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social
00:53:13groups at rolling ridge high hello everyone i am stella i mean quin of the famed quin group and i'm sure
00:53:30by now everybody knows that thanks to quin corp we have the bright star education foundation paving the way
00:53:37for a brighter future
00:53:42i could have sworn the heir to quin corp was a guy maybe i should call the chairman
00:53:51that's my girl
00:53:54well no one's contradicting her i must be mistaken in honor of the bright stars education foundation
00:54:02selfless donation to our school we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain
00:54:09to miss stella herself
00:54:13what an unexpected honor i'll have to think about it as the backbone of our school's football team
00:54:20tony has led our cougars to more victories than i can remember cheering for so i feel like the obvious
00:54:26and rightful choice for this year's team captain is tony whitman
00:54:34thank you all so much stella such a babe right she's the best cheerleader on and off the field
00:54:41i promise that i will lead our school to a district championship go cougars
00:54:47i'm sorry i'm sorry did today mean nothing nothing because if tony's performance on the field
00:55:00is any indication of the future he should be as far away from the football as possible
00:55:05and the quinaire gets to make the decision and i think that should be me right stella what is up with
00:55:11these mind games if enzo keeps acting like this he's going to be a deep if you have a problem with
00:55:17my decision then i can call my father and have him remove the bright star funding from roaring
00:55:22bridge high no that won't be necessary you sit down before you ruin this for everyone stella
00:55:28and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school what have you done except
00:55:34cause a scene well i would hate to ruin it for anyone sir but fortunately for you stella has no
00:55:40say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn heir i am stella has
00:55:47no say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn heir i am sorry everyone
00:55:54this freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become delusional
00:55:59enzo i am done tolerating your bullshit i've been way too nice to you i'm never speaking to you again
00:56:05you're officially canceled fine with me you're gonna move out of my house too or should i kick you out
00:56:10all right everyone let's settle down stella i apologize you should be ashamed posing as a quinn
00:56:20heir after this assembly i am marching straight to principal harris's office and see to it that you are
00:56:25expelled what was it enzo enzo quinn sir oh my gosh give it up enzo everyone knows you're faking it
00:56:34oh yeah was i faking you on the field today the only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky
00:56:41we can do a rematch anytime but we're gonna do street rules so i can pummel your ass to the ground
00:56:45why don't you just get the hell out of here no one likes you anyway besides that mousy-haired ugly betty in
00:56:50the back you need to remember who your real boss is i look forward to seeing you at my house tonight
00:56:59after i speak to my father
00:57:09clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights after my birthday i'll have to put him back in his place for
00:57:15good clearly somebody's on their period anyway my final decision still stands tony will be the team
00:57:23captain that district trophy is ours
00:57:29and one last thing my 18th birthday is this friday and everyone is welcome to the quinn mansion to come
00:57:37and celebrate we will have mr blake the former white house events manager planning the party
00:57:42and it is sure to be a day to remember
00:57:49don't worry about that scent babe he's just doing this to get your attention
00:57:52well duh but he's really been embarrassing me he better not up my birthday
00:57:56i can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the white house planning your party
00:58:02that's so luxe it must be like a million dollars two million actually oh my god i have to buy a new
00:58:11dress this is even bigger than prom a real mansion party babe is there gonna be a dj there is there
00:58:16gonna be a dj try to dj in every room well you gotta make sure to save a dance for me okay
00:58:32everything except for the party sir amazing could we just run through that checklist one more time
00:58:42because this party needs to be perfect for lily yes sir all right thank you
00:58:49after everything i put her through in my past life it's what she deserves
00:59:02why won't you let me meet your classmates i don't want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for
00:59:11the queen family for tonight can you please just stay in your room
00:59:26kevin what are you doing you're supposed to pick up lily 15 minutes ago
00:59:30find someone else to pick her up kevin are you tired of being a driver do you need me to find
00:59:34your replacement fine i'll go okay
00:59:39stella's birthday party's about to start so why the hell is he still thinking about lily well
00:59:45i guess we'll let little lily see for herself how desperate enzo is to please my daughter
00:59:50oh my god is that the dress that's going viral right now could i
01:00:20the designer jacques de corte only made two for the stardust fashion show in milan it cost a hundred
01:00:26thousand dollars oh my god can i touch it
01:00:31it feels like pure money
01:00:34this is insane this might be the best night of my life seriously i don't know how to thank you
01:00:39no need it just sit close to me the queens like to spoil those who are loyal to us
01:00:44so we have plenty more parties to come can i live stream this i need to show my followers your
01:00:48mansion of course everyone say hi
01:01:00oh my 50 000 views in seconds stella you could literally be an influencer with a life like this
01:01:12i already beat you to it oh my god hey besties the party's about to start so don't go anywhere
01:01:20it's going to be insane love you thank you all so much for coming to my party please help yourself to
01:01:28everything and anything let's make this a day to remember turn up the music
01:01:44can you get that can you get that you got it
01:01:46oh you like it
01:01:59if it isn't the resident ass licker of the stella fan club should you let all these people in here
01:02:05say hi to the viewers enzo grab your popcorn and get ready this simp is known for his little meltdowns
01:02:11perfect timing enzo go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze because we're just
01:02:17getting started oh and while you're at it have the maid go make my bed because tony and i are going
01:02:23to need it later oh no i'd ask the cop a couple condoms but i don't know if i'd fit in your peewee size
01:02:30girl there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom
01:02:35you know stella you have some nerve acting like you in this place you know for a fact this is not
01:02:42your party this is not your house let me tell you something you're not a quinn you're a
01:02:48fucking joke the daughter of some broke ass chauffeur i'm gonna give you 10 minutes to shut this down
01:02:54before i kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in before i kick you and your father out of
01:03:01my place without a pot to piss in look enzo i know you threw this whole party just to try and get my
01:03:06attention but i'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak just because you put up a few
01:03:11string lights god stella you are so self-absorbed and delusional i cannot believe i ever thought you
01:03:18were worth my time i mean this with all offense enzo you disgust me okay if you want me to kick this
01:03:25scrawny ass out of here i got it you're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party
01:03:36you should be embarrassed and if you don't get mr blake back here to get my attention i'll never
01:03:42speak to you again oh my god are you getting all of this every single second the viewers are eating it
01:03:48up hey may could you call mr blake and tell him to get here immediately this party is not up to my
01:04:01standard and um could you have a couple needs please meet us in the backyard oh my god he's so whipped
01:04:10that's right you can act as stubborn as he wants but at the end of the day i own him
01:04:15stella you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place it's just like training a stray dog shower
01:04:23them with attention and then rip it away until they whine for it back
01:04:29amazing okay uh can everyone listen up please make sure to get my good side the viewers are gonna love
01:04:35this could we please show off the gifts i prepared oh my god
01:04:41are those the harry winston crystal shoes they're like three million dollars someone in the chat said
01:04:49the imperial blue necklace was originally owned by the royal family damn tony kids dropping stacks
01:04:56on your girl what'd you get her i don't need to pay for her attention she knows who the real prize is
01:05:03well since you did such a good job on the gifts i'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz
01:05:09tony help me with the necklace uh no what fella you think these gifts are for you jesus christ you
01:05:16are so full of yourself how about this get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday
01:05:22girl comes get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes what are we the real
01:05:31birthday girl let me done this down for you this is not your birthday what having second thoughts
01:05:41because i was sitting on tony's lap you're gonna punish me like a little bitch god i thought women
01:05:48were catty i mean this is some straight petty bullshit i don't give a shit what either of you two
01:05:57stella i am done okay you and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life
01:06:06kiss all this goodbye what a joke all this you mean the pool the mansion the gifts the servants
01:06:16those are all stella's i don't know what's up with enzo but tony might push him over the edge i can't
01:06:22lose this the only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsessions
01:06:31so why don't you see yourself out or i guess i have to that's right and i'm not exactly gentle
01:06:39i'd like to see you try oh my god enzo you're literally ruining stella's day taking all of the
01:06:45attention like a dick quit with the lies if stella's not the real birthday girl then who is
01:07:03lily what is she doing here happy birthday miss lily thank you
01:07:10wow you look incredible babe is this how your staff always treats you why are they saying it's
01:07:20lily's birthday did you invite her if you don't make her leave in the next few seconds i'm never
01:07:28speaking to you again who says i want to celebrate okay happy birthday i'm so sorry stella totally
01:07:36ruined your party but mr blink he's on his way he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day
01:07:41you didn't have to do this enzo this is it's just amazing kindly leave this party has standards
01:07:50seen the money you get the fuck out of here do you really think that after all these years of
01:08:00treating me like shit that i would want to celebrate your birthday i'm gonna say this one last time
01:08:07this is not your party this is lily's party this is wild making up accusations just to try and get my
01:08:17attention how did you even get here the guard was only supposed to let in people on the list
01:08:24you forgot your bag in the back dad
01:08:31babe did you just call the chauffeur your dad wait didn't you call him dad the other night at the
01:08:37sleepover stella is the chauffeur your dad no my dad is not some loser chauffeur wow
01:08:46stella you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade mind your
01:08:51fucking business if i say it's not my dad it's not my dad when have i ever lied to you guys kevin
01:08:57look at what you created a stubborn rat so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father
01:09:04enzo i think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to miss stella quick
01:09:10keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good
01:09:13shit i thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second
01:09:18so that enzo is fucking psycho
01:09:20honestly man at least have the decency to show stella some respect in her own house
01:09:29man if i was a quinn i would have kicked you out a long time ago
01:09:35thanks for the idea tony what do you say kevin should i throw out my stubborn staff and his
01:09:42narcissistic daughter no please don't kevin fire fire you can't do this you have no right
01:09:53to fire me enzo yes i do and someone in on his way right now who's gonna tell you the exact same
01:10:00thing your dad you're coming back early no that's impossible uh you guys as of today kevin and his
01:10:08daughter no longer employees of the quinn estate please see to it that their rooms are cleared out
01:10:13if you so much as throw out our things i'll have you thrown up to the streets in seconds
01:10:18that's it i'm never talking to you again i hope you're happy
01:10:22i'm over the fucking moon let's go clear out the rooms come on let's go babe he walked all over
01:10:34you in front of everyone you need to do something about this that simp is fucking dead
01:10:45incredible i'm gone a couple of days and my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son
01:10:49stop on it stop on it we gotta get home happy birthday i hope you like it you didn't have to
01:11:02get me anything and so i'm just i'm just happy to be here with you happy to be with you too
01:11:11get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:14kevin you can hand the car keys to may on your way out and stella if you wouldn't mind taking
01:11:26off that dress that'd be great actually all your clothes belong to the quinn estate you're making
01:11:31a huge mistake letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake sorry sorry sorry i came as
01:11:42soon as i could but the kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they loved to gab
01:11:50no worries mr blake why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl of course
01:11:56wait a minute i saw that gown at christie's auction only the queens would be able to get
01:12:00their hands on a dress like that she must be the birthday girl well what a beautiful birthday girl
01:12:06the bell of the ball well enzo looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face huh
01:12:15finally that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too now i just need to get enzo to shut up
01:12:21before anyone else questions me again as the rightful quinn heir i hope you're happy with your party
01:12:26i've never worked this hard on an event before it was passable
01:12:31i believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event correct
01:12:40two million dollars right and so we'll take care of it oh no
01:12:46stella this is your party right i mean shouldn't have any problem paying the daughter of the richest
01:12:52family in town shouldn't have any problem paying the daughter of the richest family in town
01:12:59why are you being so smug stella is a quinn heir two million i mean that's basically her weekly
01:13:05allowance right stella yeah totally oh my god i can't pay for this two million dollars just for one
01:13:13night right and so gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk
01:13:21why reach into my own allowance when i have access to my daddy's personal
01:13:25account stella can get whatever she wants she doesn't need you simping after her
01:13:32forgot about my dad's checkbook but luckily i know the number of the family accountant
01:13:38hi someone is trying to impersonate the quinn heir could you please freeze all my accounts thank you
01:13:46he's just trying to scare me he gave me that check himself i know he wants me to beg for him in front
01:13:51of everyone but this power trip of his needs to end mr blake ignore him we've been having some
01:13:58problem with the help recently why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and
01:14:04show them that i'm the real quinn heir right away miss stella
01:14:20i'm sorry this is a bad check
01:14:27i'm sorry this is a bad check what are you talking about that account has billions
01:14:32oh my god did inzo really freeze the account no no no in order for him to do that he had to
01:14:38really be a member of the quinn family i have no idea what's going on but the viewers love it
01:14:46clearly there's something wrong with your phone it's not used to such large transactions miss stella
01:14:53i organize events worth tens of millions my bank handles transactions like this every single day
01:15:00you're scanning it wrong give me that you're trying to get out of pain no of course not
01:15:07if you can't pay now i will call the police pay up or pay the price
01:15:20pay up or pay the press
01:15:27of course will you just give me a moment
01:15:40what do i do you need to make that little punk pay up
01:15:43we can't afford bill like that i know but he's being a jerk on your finger right you do whatever
01:15:50it takes to make him happy hey guys sorry to interrupt if you come clean right now i might
01:15:55let you stay one more night while you figure out where to go next it doesn't have to be like this
01:16:02you know we can't afford that why did you freeze the account i thought mr quinn was your dad that's
01:16:08what you've been telling everybody god can you just be serious for a moment please
01:16:14fine seriously you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend and the two of you have been taking
01:16:19advantage of my family for far too long can we just talk about this after your father dad shut up
01:16:27what do you want to embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday is that going to get you off you
01:16:32freak for the last time this isn't your birthday party but you're too egotistical to realize that
01:16:39stella i cannot believe i ever saw a future with you payment please
01:16:50payment please
01:16:54and so i hate how things have been between us recently how about this
01:17:02if you pay for this party we can make things official and we can finally be together but
01:17:08if i'm locked up for not paying them then i'll never see you again
01:17:17enzo
01:17:18enzo no
01:17:19you're the heir to the quinn corporation if you plead guilty they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist
01:17:24i am just the daughter of your family chauffeur a low-class nobody
01:17:29they'll take me to jail and then i'll never see you never see you again
01:17:39that won't work twice
01:17:42you spineless
01:17:43simp you fucking black dog if you think you can live without me you're a joke
01:17:48don't take it easy on that cry baby stella i know what happened he stole your father's actual check
01:17:54book and that's why your check best
01:18:00you're right you must have switched the checks at the last minute as some last ditch effort to get my
01:18:05attention
01:18:05tony will you be a deer and get it back for me
01:18:13yes
01:18:22of course you can't just let enzo fire me we'd have nothing but if this muscle head steals enzo's
01:18:33checkbook you have access to the quinn's endless pile of cash we can make off with billions before
01:18:40they even know it's missing you know we're not in school anymore there's no one here to save you buddy
01:18:48you're such a meathead you don't even know when you're getting played
01:18:51we'll see how well you talk back when i beat your face to a pulp
01:18:54it's over but he wasn't supposed to come back early pull it together we'll find a way out of this
01:19:15okay
01:19:21dad finally back
01:19:29stop pretending enzo okay we all know that your father is just one of stella's servants shut up
01:19:38pardon me did you just say that uh enzo's father works for stella's family has she been telling all
01:19:44of you that she's a queen no this is all a misunderstanding sir stella would never say
01:19:50anything like that the fuck old man leave now or i'll have stella fire your ass
01:19:58shut up
01:20:02kevin i've gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate
01:20:07no of course not sir
01:20:09stella what's going on are you not a quinn
01:20:23playtime is over stella
01:20:28give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further
01:20:32that i've already taken the initiative to remove kevin and stella from our payroll
01:20:40but it seems they don't understand that i have the authority to do so
01:20:45kevin ten years ago we showed pity on you
01:20:49a struggling father trying to raise his daughter and this is how you repay us
01:20:53we brought you into our home treated your daughter like a princess
01:20:57i gave you a great way to move on and then this is what it comes down to the both of you
01:21:05grateful leeches are you really the driver's daughter
01:21:15stop filming all of you put your phones away this is a private property you don't have my permission
01:21:24to phil do you hear me yes but this is not your property enzo i give you full authority to do
01:21:30whatever you think is accordingly thank you dad
01:21:35effective immediately your employment as a quinn corp chauffeur has been terminated please take
01:21:40stella and vacate the premises oh and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive
01:21:47are ours ironic isn't it
01:21:56go please please please please sir we have nowhere to go
01:22:04you're embarrassing me he's just a pathetic sim
01:22:07you stop you not stop don't you get it he doesn't love you he doesn't even like you
01:22:14i've legit become some vain materialistic spoiled brat now enzo wants nothing to do with you
01:22:24what kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the quinn family you played
01:22:29us the entire time you're just a liar you know i've asked you to replace my brother phone screen
01:22:38it looks like you can't even before the air you breathe
01:22:44tony tony please i've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist no no no no no it's not like that
01:22:52i showered you guys with gifts i took you to parties you can't turn your backs on me no no no no this
01:23:01isn't fair you you can't do this
01:23:05i'm not going out like this
01:23:11you know we need a
01:23:14did i just kill someone
01:23:15stella get back here no no no no no no she's going to hurt someone no no she's going to hurt
01:23:25someone don't worry i already warned the gate guard and stella can't get out
01:23:30this time she's she's not going to hurt anyone how do you know it i wanted to tell you but
01:23:36it was you you brought me back i brought both of us back i wanted to give us a second chance at
01:23:59well us
01:24:03let's not waste a moment of it then
01:24:06this
01:24:30you
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