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00:00:00Hey
00:00:02Hey
00:00:04Go to my house
00:00:06I'll go
00:00:07Hey
00:00:08There's a plane here
00:00:10I'm good at the mountain
00:00:12I'm good at the mountain
00:00:14I'm not going to do it
00:00:16I don't want to do anything
00:00:18I don't want to work
00:00:20I'm not going to work
00:00:22I'm not going to do it
00:00:24I'm not going to eat it
00:00:26I'm good at the mountain
00:00:28I'm good at the mountain
00:00:30I'm good at the mountain
00:00:32I'm good at the mountain
00:00:34Did you ever go to the mountain
00:00:36I'm in for years
00:00:38Let me go
00:00:40I'll go
00:00:42How fast?
00:00:51At the end of the mountain
00:00:53She's been with me
00:00:54She's been with you
00:00:55I would like to marry you.
00:00:56Of course, I hope that you are going through the same time.
00:00:59Lan姐.
00:01:00With me.
00:01:01I'll give you a house.
00:01:02A car.
00:01:03One hundred thousand dollars.
00:01:04One hundred thousand dollars.
00:01:05Oh.
00:01:06Lan姐.
00:01:07Look at you.
00:01:08We're a man.
00:01:09We're a man.
00:01:10Let's go.
00:01:11Let's go.
00:01:12Let's go.
00:01:17There's a hundred thousand dollars.
00:01:18I'll tell you.
00:01:19Okay.
00:01:20There are a lot of cars.
00:01:21If you want to go to where?
00:01:22Okay.
00:01:25This moved you.
00:01:32Oh yes.
00:01:36Oh yes.
00:01:38Oh yes.
00:01:40Oh yes.
00:01:42This is a red thing,
00:01:43I could use it.
00:01:46Esteeless Woo Pool.
00:01:47Oh yes.
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00:01:50The Cro Ф Б��ije初 expecting it.
00:01:51Okay.
00:01:52Oh yes.
00:01:53That is my best part of my tastes.
00:01:56Do I really want to be in my peace and love?
00:02:02The one you see is a little nervous.
00:02:06The one you see is...
00:02:07What are you doing?
00:02:10My husband...
00:02:11You don't like it, it's okay.
00:02:12I'm not sure if you like it.
00:02:14I don't want to do it.
00:02:15You like?
00:02:23You are a girl.
00:02:25You are a girl.
00:02:27You are a girl.
00:02:29You are not a girl.
00:02:31We are not going to happen in the real life.
00:02:33We are not going to be able to do that.
00:02:35We are a woman.
00:02:37We are a woman.
00:02:39You are a woman.
00:02:41I am a woman.
00:02:43How long have I been waiting for you?
00:02:47Why am I going to wait for you?
00:02:49To be tired.
00:02:53You get tired.
00:02:55I'm in the underworld.
00:02:57You should be able to get rid of it.
00:02:59I will continue to get rid of it.
00:03:01You will want to get rid of it.
00:03:03I hope you want to eat.
00:03:05I will go home.
00:03:07You will be able to eat meat.
00:03:09I will help you.
00:03:11Oh
00:03:41那是什么
00:03:46奇怪
00:03:58刚刚明明撞到人了
00:04:00难道是我今晚他心灯
00:04:02出现幻觉了
00:04:03他坏了
00:04:04喂
00:04:10启莫
00:04:11这都二十多年了
00:04:13你要终于开脚下山了
00:04:14听说你最近在这工作
00:04:15我认识个老板
00:04:16广坤电子厂
00:04:17一个月六千
00:04:19李凡
00:04:19你小子也太看不起我了吧
00:04:21我是道士
00:04:22天师你懂吗
00:04:23在山上
00:04:24我师父可都是夸我是天才
00:04:27天师有屁有
00:04:28能赚钱吗
00:04:29你要是来了
00:04:30我还能拿一份介绍费
00:04:32给你评分怎么样
00:04:33哥们
00:04:34实在不好意思
00:04:35我妈
00:04:36昨天结婚了
00:04:38我老婆
00:04:38是个富婆
00:04:40啊
00:04:40富婆
00:04:42秦莫
00:04:47你
00:04:47你太让我失望了
00:04:49这二十多岁的年纪
00:04:51这样大好的年华
00:04:53你不想努力奋斗
00:04:54自食其力
00:04:55你一心就想着歪门邪道
00:04:57你真是让我恶心
00:05:00呸
00:05:01下作
00:05:02秦哥
00:05:03你能不能让嫂子
00:05:04你给我也介绍一口
00:05:05兄弟我太想进步了
00:05:07这碗饭
00:05:08并不是那么容易吃的
00:05:10我们男人就应该努力奋斗
00:05:12打拼出自己的事业
00:05:13你一个吃晚饭的道士
00:05:15可跟什么事业
00:05:16最近有个地方
00:05:20很多人说撞鬼
00:05:21最近好像热度还挺火
00:05:23不如
00:05:24咱们做一个直播专项栏目
00:05:26就叫直播铲除
00:05:28蛇冲牛蚁
00:05:29抓腰嘛
00:05:30哎呀
00:05:31我是这样想的
00:05:33你抓腰
00:05:34我带货
00:05:34否则
00:05:35咱咱赚钱
00:05:36没错
00:05:38有没有钱的无所谓
00:05:39主要是
00:05:40想胡杨道教文化
00:05:42许总
00:05:47熬了一晚上
00:05:49气色怎么还是这么好
00:05:51您昨晚回家一趟
00:05:52气色仿佛一瞬间
00:05:53年轻到了十几岁呢
00:05:55许总
00:05:55您要是有什么神奇的补品
00:05:57您可要分享给我呀
00:05:59难道
00:06:05是因为它
00:06:06要是我们每天
00:06:09哦不
00:06:10是每小时
00:06:11我的状态会越来越好
00:06:14现在就要开始
00:06:15回家
00:06:17不是
00:06:21您让我一个真道士
00:06:22假扮道士这种事
00:06:23你都能想出来
00:06:24你这就不懂了
00:06:26这直播间追求的是
00:06:27视觉效果
00:06:28你这一身
00:06:28多长呀
00:06:30这一看就是
00:06:31斩妖除魔的大师
00:06:32来来
00:06:33这什么玩意儿
00:06:37这十多年都没反应
00:06:42今天终于是犯病了
00:06:44我去
00:06:46真的假的
00:06:47开特效了吧这是
00:06:49干什么的
00:06:55不知道这里面不能
00:06:56大叔
00:06:56听说这里最近很邪乎
00:06:59我们是做直播的
00:07:00做什么的也
00:07:01我去
00:07:05该生生该花花
00:07:07这不一只菜
00:07:08得一次性把它花掉才行
00:07:10嗯
00:07:11嗯
00:07:12嗯
00:07:13五十八号
00:07:14我来啦
00:07:15呵呵呵
00:07:16搞定
00:07:18走
00:07:18你很怕呀
00:07:34你很怕呀
00:07:35啊
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00:07:47你很怕啊
00:07:49我沒有啊
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00:07:59哥
00:08:00直播見人上萬了
00:08:01不是你這安排的什麼地方
00:08:03這也沒啥啊這
00:08:05哥 直播呢你會不會直播啊
00:08:07快開始吧
00:08:09你在這兒等會人跑了都
00:08:11哎 各位老鐵
00:08:13歡迎來到靈異直播間
00:08:15我們現在正在直播
00:08:17彩虫牛蟲蛇影
00:08:19二十年修代天師
00:08:21為你們奉上精彩的斬妖出魔
00:08:23啊
00:08:25哥
00:08:27來點刺激的呀哥
00:08:29在這末法時代
00:08:31能引起我羅盤這樣轉的
00:08:33絕非等閒之本
00:08:35一方
00:08:37那絕對也是大胸之物
00:08:39也真沒進
00:08:41這世上要是真大胸之物
00:08:43那直播到一身
00:08:45我去
00:08:53什麼東西啊
00:08:55真的假的呀
00:08:57啊
00:08:59我去
00:09:03來真的呀
00:09:05啊
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00:10:19桃树
00:10:20桃树
00:10:21桃树
00:10:23桃树
00:10:24桃树
00:10:25再說
00:10:26我這倉庫常年花芋
00:10:28還長桃树
00:10:29哥
00:10:30我看這環境連根草不不少
00:10:32你們跟我來
00:10:37桃
00:10:38還真哦
00:10:39小兄弟眼睛還真准
00:10:41一口匠
00:10:42十萬
00:10:43多少
00:10:48哥
00:10:49這有錢也不能這樣花啊
00:10:51你十萬塊錢買個桃苗
00:10:52我老婆是徐立蘭
00:10:54哼
00:10:56聽說這人窮巧了突然有錢
00:10:58就是抱不清消費
00:10:59我看你就是這種
00:11:01哎
00:11:02我跟你說呀
00:11:03這錢乃身外之物
00:11:04沒必要太過於在意
00:11:06再說了
00:11:07這老婆賺錢不就是給老公花的嗎
00:11:10嗯
00:11:11來
00:11:15哎
00:11:16我不帶呢
00:11:17哎
00:11:19哥
00:11:20你剛才演得可以啊
00:11:21我都當真了
00:11:22什麼意思啊
00:11:23什麼意思啊
00:11:24你別裝了
00:11:25這裡面什麼都沒有
00:11:27我都打開看了
00:11:28你
00:11:35行不行
00:11:36算了算了
00:11:37走吧
00:11:38回去吧
00:11:39我剛結婚的老婆還在家等我呢
00:11:41默默
00:11:44默默
00:11:45你怎麼才回來呀
00:11:46人家都在卧室等你一天了
00:11:49你不是加班了嗎
00:11:51小默默
00:11:52我們可是剛結婚
00:11:54姐姐怎麼能只顧工作
00:11:56不顧你呢
00:11:57蘭姐
00:11:58我在外面跑了一天了
00:11:59渾身上下都臭得很
00:12:00我先洗個澡
00:12:01是嗎
00:12:02那我聞聞
00:12:03聞聞
00:12:08這是什麼味道
00:12:10好啊你
00:12:11剛結婚就跑出去和別的女人鬼混
00:12:14我沒有
00:12:15那你身上這是什麼味道
00:12:16這麼妖
00:12:17一股香水味
00:12:18還這麼妖艳
00:12:20哦
00:12:21我知道了
00:12:22是她的味道
00:12:24誰
00:12:25桃花樹啊
00:12:26是我專門買來送給你的
00:12:29默默
00:12:30哪有人送桃樹的呀
00:12:32姐姐
00:12:33想看你做佛稱
00:12:44奶姐
00:12:45正在做早飯呢
00:12:47啊
00:12:48我在煎蛋
00:13:02我在煎蛋
00:13:03看出來了
00:13:04知道的你在煎蛋
00:13:05不知道的還以為你在那兒搞炸彈呢
00:13:07你還笑話我
00:13:08還不是都怪你嗎
00:13:09人家想給你做一頓
00:13:11還算豐盛的早餐
00:13:12看來現在搞砸了
00:13:14蘭姐的好意我心領了
00:13:16要不叫思雪來照顧你嗎
00:13:17給你做做飯
00:13:18打掃下家務什麼的
00:13:20思雪是誰
00:13:21我的自然管家
00:13:22她會很多
00:13:23不用了吧
00:13:24我自己能行的
00:13:25你不用不好意思
00:13:27她
00:13:28小姑娘會的可多了
00:13:29而且
00:13:30人長得非常漂亮
00:13:32哦
00:13:33是個姑娘
00:13:34行
00:13:35她什麼時候來
00:13:37改日
00:13:38改日吧
00:13:39家裡也沒什麼可吃的了
00:13:40對了
00:13:41我家裡人想見見你
00:13:42啊
00:13:43蘭姐
00:13:44我想問你個問題
00:13:45你家裡人會不會對我有意見
00:13:46你不用緊張
00:13:47她們說了
00:13:48只要是個男的
00:13:49死活不重要
00:13:50啊
00:13:51真是個呆子
00:13:52哎
00:13:53要不然喝奶吧
00:13:54啊
00:13:55快喝嘛
00:13:56一會兒再帶你去買幾件衣服
00:13:57啊
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00:14:24蘭姐
00:14:25怎麼了
00:14:26我這不是看你有點緊張
00:14:28想讓你放鬆一下嗎
00:14:32啊
00:14:33怎麼了
00:14:34奇莫
00:14:35我們可是合法夫妻
00:14:37你是不是不喜歡我了
00:14:39蘭姐
00:14:40這話從何說起啊
00:14:41那你怎麼不把手伸過來
00:14:52啊
00:14:53哼
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00:15:05你壓得著我死啊
00:15:06敢當老子的路啊
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00:15:35默默 你认识他 不认识啊 可能是他太奶在底下脱了关系 所以才让我正好碰上他 这家伙看起来就不是什么好人 你少跟他来往 小心学坏了 做生意的哪有挑客户的呀 怎么还想搞事业 是你还不死心 还是钱不够花 钱不够花的话 姐姐再给你啊 五百万够不够 钱不够花的话 姐姐再给你啊 五百万够不够
00:16:05我不要了 蓝姐
00:16:07默默 我是你老婆
00:16:10徐小姐
00:16:13我想给我先生挑几件衣服 有什么推荐的吗
00:16:17好的 两位 这边请
00:16:18喂
00:16:31大神 大神 你 你快来救救我
00:16:34小子 接着装呀
00:16:36我还是比较喜欢你的蓝姐好不虚的样子
00:16:39大神 我 我现在躲在楼道里不敢出去
00:16:42他 他要过来了
00:16:44他 他要过来了
00:16:48你别忘了
00:16:48告诉我 他长什么样
00:16:49他 他一身背色的衣服
00:16:51头发很长
00:16:52你躲什么躲呀
00:16:54可是你约我来的呀 你怎么说的呀
00:16:57快让我来亲戚
00:16:59你 你 你不要过来啊
00:17:01哇 这么刺激啊
00:17:04打电话呢
00:17:06这谁啊 给我看看
00:17:10蓝姐
00:17:12你这样让我觉得很窒息啊
00:17:14我觉得 我需要一点私人空间
00:17:17想要自由
00:17:19对
00:17:20那你把我刚才给你的卡还给我
00:17:21反正你也是很勉强在收下的
00:17:23嗯
00:17:24哎呀 蓝蓝
00:17:26你看你又说气话了
00:17:27不就是看手机吗
00:17:28给 随便看
00:17:29好了
00:17:30快去试衣服吧
00:17:31然后再多挑几件
00:17:32像这样姐姐陪你逛街的时间
00:17:34可不多了
00:17:35下周开始
00:17:36我好像每天都要加班得很晚
00:17:38哦
00:17:40女人
00:17:42你这战有欲 让我觉得窒息啊
00:17:44是吗
00:17:45某人昨天晚上也这么说
00:17:46不过
00:17:47好像也没有什么不情愿
00:17:48哦
00:17:49嗨
00:17:50这衣服一看就很合适
00:17:51不用试了
00:17:52那你再多挑几套
00:17:53我去隔壁内衣店
00:17:54买几件新帅衣的
00:17:55诶
00:17:56那我陪你去吧
00:17:57可以帮你看看
00:17:58我去隔壁内衣店
00:17:59买几件新帅衣的
00:18:00哎
00:18:01那我陪你去吧
00:18:02可以帮你看看合不合适
00:18:03你乖乖在这里等我
00:18:04晚上回家
00:18:05我再试给你看
00:18:06喂
00:18:07林凡
00:18:08来活了
00:18:09赶紧过来直播呀
00:18:10哎呀
00:18:11赶紧过来吧
00:18:12我现在在那个什么商场
00:18:13我现在在那个商场
00:18:14我现在在那个商场
00:18:15我现在在那个商场
00:18:16我现在在那个商场
00:18:17我现在在那个商场
00:18:18我去隔壁内衣店
00:18:20买几件新帅衣
00:18:21哎
00:18:22那我陪你去吧
00:18:23可以帮你看看
00:18:24合不合适
00:18:25你乖乖在这里等我
00:18:27晚上回家
00:18:28我再试给你看
00:18:29喂
00:18:30林凡
00:18:31你还在那个什么商场
00:18:32默默
00:18:34我刚才在隔壁内衣店
00:18:36看到了一件特别性感的衣
00:18:38跟我去看看
00:18:39不不不
00:18:40你刚刚不是说
00:18:41不让我跟你一块去看吗
00:18:42你不是说
00:18:43让我晚上回来看哥哥吗
00:18:44他真是善变
00:18:45不是
00:18:46怕你不喜欢嘛
00:18:47兰兰
00:18:48你穿什么我都喜欢
00:18:49有嘴滑舌
00:18:50快跟我来
00:18:51不不不
00:18:52我
00:18:53兰姐是这样的
00:18:54我突然也得及时
00:18:55要出去忙一趟
00:18:56什么及时
00:18:57还要马上过去
00:18:58人命关天啊
00:19:00不过你放心
00:19:01不管你买什么水
00:19:02晚上和大家之后
00:19:03我都会一件一件
00:19:04一丝不苟的好好看了
00:19:07那你晚上几点回来
00:19:09我尽量早吧
00:19:10你知道了吧
00:19:11这男人一旦忙起事业来
00:19:13就会忘了时间的
00:19:15那好吧
00:19:16我去多挑几件
00:19:18然后晚上
00:19:19一件一件的
00:19:21试给你看
00:19:28你以为这样
00:19:29就能管得住一个游子
00:19:31放荡不羁的灵魂吗
00:19:32肤浅
00:19:33肤浅
00:19:37喂
00:19:38林凡
00:19:39你到了
00:19:43各位老铁
00:19:44欢迎来到灵异直播间
00:19:46今天
00:19:47跟着我们二十年到行的天师
00:19:49要帮我们拿下一个大货
00:19:51各位跟着我的镜头
00:19:53睁大眼睛好好看
00:19:54千万不要划走啊
00:19:55大家一定好好看
00:19:56咬的就是一个刺激
00:19:58发生的自制播间越来越阴加了
00:20:13好爽啊
00:20:14好爽啊
00:20:17好爽啊
00:20:18别走啊
00:20:19再来两次
00:20:20跑不远的
00:20:22追
00:20:23你家人们
00:20:27千万别划走啊
00:20:28追上就有的看了
00:20:30等着着急的老铁
00:20:32就在下方的小黄车
00:20:34买几罐天师真选阳气
00:20:37你自己信我们
00:20:38你自己信我们
00:20:39你自己信我们
00:20:40你自己信我们
00:20:41中国的门好像背着什么东西
00:20:43啊
00:20:48啊
00:20:50啊
00:20:51啊
00:20:52啊
00:20:53啊
00:20:54啊
00:20:55啊
00:20:56啊
00:20:58啊
00:20:59啊
00:21:00啊
00:21:01啊
00:21:02啊
00:21:03啊
00:21:04啊
00:21:05啊
00:21:06啊
00:21:07啊
00:21:08啊
00:21:09啊
00:21:10啊
00:21:11啊
00:21:12啊
00:21:13啊
00:21:14啊
00:21:15啊
00:21:16啊
00:21:17哪来的聂处
00:21:18屡次犯错
00:21:19今天我就替天行道
00:21:20收了你
00:21:21啊
00:21:22啊
00:21:23啊
00:21:24啊
00:21:25啊
00:21:26啊
00:21:27啊
00:21:28啊
00:21:29啊
00:21:30啊
00:21:31啊
00:21:32啊
00:21:33啊
00:21:34哥
00:21:35别再打了
00:21:36你再打我不好解释了呀
00:21:37怎么
00:21:38我斩药充魔很丢人吗
00:21:39他可是药西洋性的那种
00:21:41如果不尽快出
00:21:42还是先把地上的处理了再说吧
00:21:52哥你慢点慢点来来再来一次来看镜头
00:21:56我
00:21:57哎
00:21:58人呐
00:21:59怎么人没了
00:22:00怎么只剩衣服就跑了呀
00:22:01主播
00:22:02你到底会急的
00:22:03能不能别再播了
00:22:04正当我在这儿展药充魔提天行道了
00:22:06要不是你打他
00:22:07他能跑得掉吗
00:22:08主播
00:22:09说的是
00:22:10有卖的话
00:22:11我也来接着啊
00:22:12上架
00:22:13来
00:22:14家人们
00:22:15现在上架的是
00:22:16二十年盗航天师千世
00:22:17千世
00:22:18来
00:22:19家人们
00:22:20现在上架的是
00:22:21二十年盗航天师千世
00:22:23亲手画的符
00:22:26具有驱邪赈灾的功效
00:22:27一张只要一万块
00:22:29限量二十张
00:22:30来
00:22:31上面借
00:22:32一万块钱一张
00:22:33那狗都不买
00:22:34我去
00:22:35抢光了
00:22:36真假
00:22:37真的呀
00:22:38是不带货这么赚钱的吗
00:22:40二十万一秒就到这儿了
00:22:44来
00:22:45按时发货啊
00:22:47哥
00:22:48要不再多卖几张
00:22:49哎
00:22:50限量二十张
00:22:51再卖就有人骂你
00:22:52行了
00:22:53今天收工
00:22:54回家咯老婆睡觉咯
00:22:55嘿嘿
00:22:56收工
00:22:57收工
00:23:14这就是小蓝蓝白天新买的睡衣啊
00:23:16真好看
00:23:17真好看
00:23:23也不怕掉下去
00:23:25看来
00:23:27只好把你抱回床上喽
00:23:29哼
00:23:31下次回来
00:23:32记得把我叫醒
00:23:33我给你扔牛奶喝
00:23:35记得把我叫醒
00:23:37我给你扔牛奶喝
00:23:39牛奶我可不喜欢喝
00:23:40牛奶我可不喜欢喝
00:23:41那你喜欢喝什么
00:23:42羊奶
00:23:43还是露的奶
00:23:44我叫思雪给你准备
00:23:45慢慢
00:23:46慢慢
00:23:47你就会知道的
00:23:48是不是
00:23:49我昨晚穿的睡衣
00:23:50你不喜欢
00:23:51没有啊
00:23:52我觉得挺好看的
00:23:53瞎说
00:23:54瞎说
00:23:55喜欢
00:23:56你怎么什么都没做
00:23:57白白浪费一晚上
00:23:59啊
00:24:00等我从学师商会回来
00:24:01就把剩下的一件一件试给你看
00:24:02是要你自己选
00:24:03我穿哪一件
00:24:04嗯
00:24:05男姐
00:24:06我穿哪一件
00:24:07嗯
00:24:08男姐
00:24:09你不喜欢
00:24:10没有啊
00:24:11我觉得挺好看的
00:24:12瞎说
00:24:13喜欢
00:24:14你怎么什么都没做
00:24:15白白浪费一晚上
00:24:17啊
00:24:18等我从学师商会回来
00:24:19就把剩下的一件一件试给你看
00:24:21是要你自己选
00:24:22我穿哪一件
00:24:23嗯
00:24:24男姐
00:24:25你不喜欢
00:24:26没有啊
00:24:27我觉得挺好看的
00:24:29瞎说
00:24:30喜欢
00:24:31你怎么什么都没做
00:24:32白白浪费一晚上
00:24:33男姐
00:24:34你说咱爸会不会不喜欢我
00:24:36我听说豪门屁是多
00:24:37也不知道是不是真的
00:24:38没关系啊
00:24:39我喜欢就行了
00:24:42嗯
00:24:45姐
00:24:46这就是你找的男人啊
00:24:48听说还是个小道士
00:24:50你还真当是个人物啊
00:24:52跟你有关系吗
00:24:53只要我把学师管理好
00:24:55就没人说我的不是
00:24:57是
00:24:58是
00:24:59你能硬生生肖集团收益
00:25:01提升二十个点
00:25:02你说你是怎么做的
00:25:04你还是个人
00:25:06小子
00:25:07说我可以
00:25:08说我老不行
00:25:10默默
00:25:11别打理他
00:25:12我们先去词堂
00:25:13哼
00:25:14哼
00:25:15哼
00:25:16哼
00:25:18哼
00:25:20哼
00:25:21哼
00:25:22哼
00:25:24哼
00:25:25哼
00:25:26哼
00:25:27丫头长大了,当真是出落得挺挺玉莉啊。
00:25:34是啊,我老婆真漂亮。
00:25:36你,你看得见我?
00:25:41是啊,我老婆真漂亮。
00:25:43你,你看得见我?
00:25:46来,爷爷,来上一根养魂福仇。
00:25:49来,六爷爷,你也来一根。
00:26:02鸡大掰,你也试试。
00:26:06十三奶奶,你总不能该少了吧?
00:26:11跟我装,看我晚上怎么收拾你。
00:26:16都拜完了,那我们走吧。
00:26:18走。
00:26:19哎,蓝姐,你就不好奇我在跟谁说话吗?
00:26:26我不好奇。
00:26:27哎,不是,你怎么不好奇呢?
00:26:34哎,哎,等一等,我有点紧张,我得缓一缓。
00:26:40快点,还愣着干什么?
00:26:43啊。
00:26:44不然就跟我走?
00:26:46我看,我看,你也是有贼心,没贼答案。
00:26:52完了,这就是你说的那个。
00:26:54这才不早了,晚上我还有个很重要的会要开。
00:26:54你尽量把你要说的,挑重点进话说完,尽量避免交流产生的摩擦,不然,我可能会跟家里翻脸。
00:27:02看吧,就说我姐的不是人。
00:27:04这才不早了,晚上我还有个很重要的会要开,你尽量把你要说的,挑重点进话说完,尽量避免交流产生的摩擦,不然,我可能会跟家里翻脸。
00:27:15看吧,就说我姐的不是人。
00:27:17看吧,就说我姐的不是人。
00:27:20这没你说话的份。
00:27:22难得回来一趟,说话不要这么难听嘛。
00:27:25好,我都听你的。
00:27:27嗯。
00:27:28小心啊,家是哪儿的呀?做什么工作的?打算什么时候和我们小兰补办婚宴啊?
00:27:36我是本地人,目前的工作是一名科普博主。
00:27:39科普主博?
00:27:42初次见面我也没有准备什么礼物。
00:27:45这是我自己画的图。
00:27:47还望您不要嫌弃。
00:27:50哪有第一次见家长送这个?
00:27:53这有你的,不愧是个小道士。
00:27:56拿着烂纸就想忽悠人。
00:27:58这个可不是烂纸,他值钱的很啊。
00:28:01值钱?他能值多少钱?
00:28:04这,这,这,小钱啊,不。
00:28:10秦兄弟啊,你别管我,你这个东西,到底是从哪儿得来的?
00:28:15我都说了,是我自己。
00:28:17啊,实不相瞒,这个其实是师父所留给我的。
00:28:22他老人家修了一辈子的道,就留下了这么点东西。
00:28:26你师父?
00:28:27死了。
00:28:28你师父?
00:28:29死了。
00:28:30你师父?
00:28:31死了。
00:28:32那你身上?
00:28:34没了。
00:28:35死了。
00:28:36不是我说,这世界上,能做出这样福的人,除了我师父,绝对没有第二个。
00:28:41要不是陪兰兰回来见家长,我绝对不会拿出来的。
00:28:45啊,齐兄弟你,真的要把这幅送给我。
00:28:49嗯。
00:28:50啊,齐兄弟,要不这样,我还是给你两千万吧。
00:28:56省得,兰兰要是把你给等了,再要回去,那也不行了。
00:29:01那也行,那您就直接给兰姐转吧。
00:29:03好好好好。
00:29:05还真让你给装上了。
00:29:10姐夫,要喝酒吗?
00:29:12不喝。
00:29:13姐夫,好酒,我爸妈结婚的时候留下来的,我爸都没舍得喝。
00:29:18那你可真孝顺啊。
00:29:20好酒就应该拿来孝敬姐夫才对嘛。
00:29:24这不马上天黑了,我带你去个好玩的地方。
00:29:26啊?
00:29:27滚。
00:29:28。
00:29:29哎,姐夫,改日,改日啊。
00:29:34别听她的,好玩的地方,再好玩,也没有家里好玩,对吧?
00:29:40我们回家。
00:29:41嗯。
00:29:42这一间好看吗?
00:29:43好看,好看。
00:29:44那这间呢?
00:29:45更好看。
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00:30:23警哥!
00:30:24最好有事!
00:30:25警哥救我!
00:30:26我出去買燒烤
00:30:27不知道為啥跑到公墓了
00:30:28已經兩個小時了
00:30:29不管走那條路我都出不去啊!
00:30:32不是你出不去跟我有什麼關係
00:30:34你慢慢出來不就行了?
00:30:35我現在可是有大事要搞呢!
00:30:39爹!
00:30:40你是我親爹!
00:30:42你就不能為了我的狗面和嫂子歇一天吧!
00:30:45警哥,咱倆可是要直播待會掙大錢的!
00:30:48要是我死了還掙不到錢
00:30:50你就心應該千萬地吃!
00:30:51誒! 你先別死!
00:30:52我馬上過來啊!
00:30:58你真捨得讓我一個人獨守空房啊!
00:31:00藍姐,救人要緊啊!
00:31:02那,我就不重要了嘛!
00:31:05小藍藍,還不趕緊給我閃開!
00:31:07林凡可是我其末最好的哥們!
00:31:09我能見死不救嗎?
00:31:11趕緊給我閃開!
00:31:13你,幹嘛這麼兇嘛!
00:31:15我就是擔心你!
00:31:18我讓開就是了!
00:31:20小藍,還治不了你!
00:31:22你剛剛叫我什麼呀?
00:31:28小藍藍,怎麼了?你有意見?
00:31:31人家好喜歡!你能再叫一次嗎?
00:31:35小藍藍,還不趕緊閃開!
00:31:38小藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍藍
00:32:08Oh, you're just a little scared to get out of here.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I'm not going to go to bed with you.
00:32:14I'm just going to be in a couple days.
00:32:16I'm just going to be looking for a place for a place.
00:32:18I'm going to be looking for a place.
00:32:20You're not going to be in the place.
00:32:22I'm going to go.
00:32:24This place is too scary.
00:32:26This place is the time.
00:32:28Let's go.
00:32:30Let's go.
00:32:32Let's go.
00:32:34You're not going to be waiting for me?
00:32:36Just have a chance to see what's happening.
00:32:38Let's go stormy.
00:32:40It's an island.
00:32:42You're not going to be like a stormy!
00:32:44You still have an island future.
00:32:46You are a life you're going to?
00:32:48You're a king!
00:32:50You're a king!
00:32:52You're a king!
00:32:53You're a king!
00:32:55You're a king!
00:32:57Ah, yeah!
00:32:59That's all.
00:33:00Yeah, that's all.
00:33:02Yeah, that's all.
00:33:03Yeah, that's all.
00:33:04Yeah, that's all.
00:33:05I don't know.
00:33:35要救妖命啊
00:33:36金哥
00:33:37他会不会吸我洋气啊
00:33:39你快帮我看看
00:33:40放心吧
00:33:41你没事
00:33:42这个估计是上次脱了衣服逃跑的那个
00:33:44他身上没有衣服穿
00:33:46自然就把你的喜服扒下来穿咯
00:33:47没事就好
00:33:49不过
00:33:51那个女鬼长得还挺好看
00:33:54穿上喜服更好看
00:33:55想什么呢
00:33:57小心被吸干了洋气
00:33:58这里估计是他的老巢
00:34:00此地不宜久留
00:34:01赶紧走
00:34:02好
00:34:02傻瓜
00:34:04可不是他
00:34:08这桃花好香啊
00:34:25不能碰
00:34:28你是什么人
00:34:30在这里做什么
00:34:31你该不会是小偷吧
00:34:33小偷
00:34:34我还没问你呢
00:34:36你是什么人
00:34:37我告诉你
00:34:38你再不走我就要喊人了
00:34:39你喊啊
00:34:43你随便喊
00:34:44你该不会
00:34:47是徐总的老公秦先生吧
00:34:50没错
00:34:50我就是这个家的男主人
00:34:53你是什么人
00:34:54擅自闯进我家
00:34:55在我家鬼鬼祟祟
00:34:57还喊人要抓我
00:34:58对不起
00:35:00秦先生
00:35:00我是您的私人管家
00:35:01司辰雪
00:35:02请您责罚
00:35:03哦
00:35:04你就是蓝姐手的司雪了
00:35:06他的私人管家
00:35:07心灵手巧
00:35:08长得漂亮
00:35:09还会很多
00:35:10谢谢秦先生
00:35:12徐总昨天交代过了
00:35:14以后我就是您的私人管家了
00:35:16听从您的安排
00:35:17任由您的差遣呢
00:35:18哦
00:35:19是吗
00:35:20行了
00:35:29惩罚就散了
00:35:31起来吧
00:35:32谢谢秦先生
00:35:33对了
00:35:34蓝姐一大早就走了
00:35:35是的秦先生
00:35:36哦对了
00:35:37徐总昨天还特意交代了一件事情
00:35:39什么事
00:35:40徐总说您不喝牛奶
00:35:42所以我特意为您主办了羊奶
00:35:44骆驼奶
00:35:44不知道您想喝什么
00:35:45我这就去给您热
00:35:46不用
00:35:47我什么都不喝
00:35:48秦先生
00:35:49那如果羊奶和骆驼奶您都不想喝
00:35:52那您想喝什么奶
00:35:54我都可以满足您
00:35:55我现在只想睡觉
00:35:58好的秦先生
00:35:59你跟着我干什么
00:36:06您刚刚不是说要去睡觉吗
00:36:08我说我想去睡觉
00:36:10你跟着我干什么
00:36:11我告诉你啊
00:36:12该干什么干什么去
00:36:13别打扰我睡觉
00:36:15好的秦先生
00:36:15哦对了
00:36:16记住
00:36:17那个桃花千万不能碰
00:36:19好的秦先生
00:36:20思雪知道了
00:36:21我打扰我
00:36:23等一会儿
00:36:24我打扰你
00:36:25他很开心
00:36:26我走
00:36:26我看不下去
00:36:27走
00:36:27我孩子
00:36:27怎么办
00:36:28我不是
00:36:29我看不见你
00:36:30我瞻
00:36:32我说到你
00:36:33我天天
00:36:34expiration
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