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[Completed] My Cold CEO Is My Baby's Dad
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00:00:01Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:06The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:10A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:13Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:16You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:18I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:20I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:25No, no, no. Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:55What?
00:01:03Whoa!
00:01:04Whoa!
00:01:05Whoa!
00:01:08Cool Cap'em!
00:01:11Let's see what the department do!
00:01:14Oh, I love you!
00:01:20Shut up!
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00:01:35Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:39Honey, I told you this before.
00:01:41I don't remember what he looks like.
00:01:43But you have a token.
00:01:45You mean the ring?
00:01:46You know that that's lost?
00:01:51Huh.
00:01:54K Group at record high profits this year
00:01:56thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:01:59who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:02Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:07He looks just like me.
00:02:09I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:12Then who is my dad?
00:02:16I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:18so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:23Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:25Get on over here.
00:02:29Ah!
00:02:32Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:02:49Oh, crap.
00:02:51Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:02:54Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:02:55Be good.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:59What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:13Oh, my God!
00:03:15What have you done?
00:03:16Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:18I'm so sorry.
00:03:20I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:22You have a nice face.
00:03:23Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:26Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:28Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:31But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:33Clean it?
00:03:35Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:38You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:40With what?
00:03:40Your dish soap?
00:03:42My legal team will be in contact
00:03:43with how you will compensate me.
00:03:45Raymond?
00:04:01Interesting.
00:04:02I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:06A pity, considering your mother's more into people
00:04:08like someone of my status.
00:04:10You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:13It's not the other way around.
00:04:14It's probably best that you get that
00:04:15through your thick skull.
00:04:17Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:19I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:24I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:26There won't be a next.
00:04:32I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:36I, I don't think so.
00:04:40Right, of course.
00:04:43Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:04:45Carry on.
00:04:48Miranda?
00:04:50Miranda.
00:04:53Wow, Miranda.
00:04:54And here I thought you ran off and eloped
00:04:56with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:01Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:04Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:05Did you find another target?
00:05:07Who's the poor old soul this time
00:05:09from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:10Miranda, what are you...
00:05:12Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:16Chardonnay?
00:05:18Sure.
00:05:20Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you
00:05:22just because you're back.
00:05:24We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:27Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:29Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:31If you take one look at my fiancée,
00:05:35I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:37Do you understand?
00:05:38Let go of me.
00:05:43You're fired.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Why?
00:05:45Do you know who you just insulted?
00:05:47That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:05:49But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:05:51It was an accident.
00:05:52Miss Alicia might be fine with it,
00:05:54but we're not.
00:05:56This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation
00:05:58of this catering company.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:02I can't lose this job.
00:06:04You know,
00:06:05I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:08If you are serious about this position,
00:06:13we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:15I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:21In your dreams, perv.
00:06:32I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:38Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:43She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:06:46Tell her I don't need one.
00:06:48I know, but she's already...
00:06:49Steve!
00:06:50Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:06:53I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:06:55and I can't do that
00:06:56when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:06:58You understand?
00:06:59Yes, sir.
00:06:59I'll try.
00:07:07What am I going to do, Kirk?
00:07:08Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:15King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:19Six hours a day.
00:07:2010K per month.
00:07:22You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:36but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:39how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:42Really?
00:07:42Only on a trial basis, though.
00:07:45You can start today.
00:07:46I need to get this signed by the client.
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:53Right away, sir.
00:07:53I will not let you down.
00:07:54How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:05We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:08Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:10When's the submission?
00:08:12It's today, sir.
00:08:13Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:15Blanca's not coming?
00:08:17I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:18I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:26Yeah, send her in.
00:08:30Newbie.
00:08:35You?
00:08:40You?
00:08:40Sir, do you know her?
00:08:44Yes.
00:08:47No.
00:08:49We just met yesterday.
00:08:51That's it.
00:08:53You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Yes.
00:08:57So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now, you are in my office as
00:09:11Blanca's representative.
00:09:12Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:15And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:17This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:21Are you a spy?
00:09:22What?
00:09:23No.
00:09:24I just work two jobs.
00:09:27Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:44What?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47My boss will fire me.
00:09:48That's not my problem.
00:09:50Wait.
00:09:51No.
00:09:53Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:09:55No.
00:09:55No.
00:09:55This is my first day.
00:09:57Please.
00:09:58I need the money.
00:09:59You're beautiful.
00:10:00And you seem smart.
00:10:03So, tell me.
00:10:08Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:14Let's go.
00:10:16Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:18Yes, sir.
00:10:18What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:40Good grief.
00:10:40Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:43Miranda, you are fired.
00:10:45Miranda, you are fired.
00:10:47Get out of my face.
00:10:48Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:07Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:09We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:12Yes, of course.
00:11:14Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:16I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:18Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:20You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:24Raymond.
00:11:25Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:26Mm, this is his home.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:39I'm going to try, small mother.
00:11:41You watch me now a little bit.
00:11:43Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:01Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:03Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:13Why is my floor wet?
00:12:37Why is my floor wet?
00:12:37Why is my floor wet?
00:12:43Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:12:49Yes, sir.
00:12:53And about the new maid, sir.
00:12:54Take care of her yourself.
00:13:00I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:03But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:10But I was just on my...
00:13:11There's nothing I can do.
00:13:14Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:18We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:21What are you doing at my house?
00:13:29I'm working.
00:13:30Or, I was.
00:13:32So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:36Well, let's see, your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:13:49And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:13:52I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:13:55It's okay.
00:13:56I understand.
00:13:59I'll leave now.
00:14:02Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:09Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:10About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:21How about this?
00:14:22You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:27I'll even double your pay.
00:14:31Really?
00:14:35Thank you so much.
00:14:36Okay.
00:14:48She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:14:52Didn't finish her degree.
00:14:53She now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:00Who is she?
00:15:01And who sent her?
00:15:03Look, I want details.
00:15:06Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:09Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:12Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:16Sir?
00:15:17She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:21I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:24So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:29Yes, sir.
00:15:30And one last thing.
00:15:32Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:36Patrick and Blair.
00:15:40I'll be there.
00:15:41Yes, sir.
00:15:42Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:01What are you, a maid?
00:16:05Hey, where are you going?
00:16:07Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:09Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:11That's more like it.
00:16:20Excuse me.
00:16:32Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:35Of course, I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:38See?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:41Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:50Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:16:52Ha ha!
00:16:53What are you talking about?
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Miranda!
00:17:02What were you thinking?
00:17:09Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:14So?
00:17:15I am so sorry.
00:17:17Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:21Because I've been busy.
00:17:22I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:24Oh, okay.
00:17:25So it's my fault now?
00:17:26No.
00:17:26No.
00:17:27Not at all.
00:17:30You know.
00:17:31I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:40You know what?
00:17:42I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:45I quit.
00:17:49We'll be back.
00:17:50Maybe little spy game isn't over.
00:17:52Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:01Let me help you.
00:18:02Don't.
00:18:02Don't touch me.
00:18:09Okay, you can do this.
00:18:11You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:13You can do this for Kirk.
00:18:14For a better life.
00:18:16I can handle it myself.
00:18:18Where's Patrick?
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:20He's not here yet.
00:18:21Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:29Three, two, one.
00:18:35Welcome back.
00:18:37Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:39Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:42Do you have a preference?
00:18:43Anyone will do.
00:18:51I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:18:55And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:18:59Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:04Miranda?
00:19:08Miranda.
00:19:09Hey, cousin.
00:19:13Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:19Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:22She's just a maid.
00:19:27Hello?
00:19:28Yes?
00:19:29What?
00:19:30Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:32Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:33Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:34Okay.
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00:19:44Here you go.
00:19:47You're being rude.
00:19:50Oh, you can always quit, you know.
00:19:53No one's stopping you.
00:19:55My apologies.
00:19:57Your wallet, sir.
00:19:58Much better.
00:20:01Oh, and another thing?
00:20:04Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:06You work for me.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:06Okay.
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00:20:12Okay.
00:20:12I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:23How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:26Drop the act.
00:20:27You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:32I...
00:20:32Patrick's with me now.
00:20:34So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:36You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:39Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:42I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:20:47If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:50You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:04Miranda.
00:21:08If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:11You don't have to work here.
00:21:12Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:17Stop it.
00:21:17You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:19You're a guest here.
00:21:21You left without saying a word.
00:21:24Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:26But was that a lie?
00:21:27What really happened?
00:21:29I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:31It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:33You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:34There's no hope for us.
00:21:36That's not true.
00:21:38I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:42Just stop it.
00:21:43Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:44What the hell is going on here?
00:21:54You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.
00:21:57You are fired.
00:22:01Get the hell out of here.
00:22:09Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:12Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:13Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:38Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:41A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:43Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:46What do you say?
00:22:47I...
00:22:47Like, really rich guys.
00:22:50The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:53How long is the shift?
00:22:54Just a night.
00:22:55A few hours tops.
00:22:57They're hosting a big event downtown
00:22:59and are super short-staffed.
00:23:01Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:03It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:07$1,500?
00:23:11Okay, I'm in.
00:23:13God, I'm short and I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:16Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:18Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:20Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:23Yeah, you know what?
00:23:23Forget the drinks.
00:23:24I understand you learn ballet, yeah?
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:27We need you for something else
00:23:29and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:31$3,000?
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:23:33What do I have to do?
00:23:34Dance.
00:23:35My what?
00:23:40Hello and welcome.
00:23:42We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:45It's just one night.
00:23:47It's just for the money.
00:23:56They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:12That one, hey?
00:24:19She must be new.
00:24:20You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:22She's so good, though.
00:24:25Black can.
00:24:26Sneaking through the forest.
00:24:28A vulture circle.
00:24:29Give me a VIP room.
00:24:31Yes, sir.
00:24:31Right away.
00:24:32Anything else?
00:24:33I want that dancer.
00:24:35The coyote won't find her
00:24:36because she's dressed in bed like a girl.
00:24:37Ooh, good choice.
00:24:39When the full moon rises
00:24:40to be my dreamy glow.
00:24:42She goes to sleep
00:24:43so she can sneak and fall
00:24:44and creep tomorrow.
00:24:49Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter
00:24:50and the dancing was already
00:24:51like a little bit much.
00:24:52This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:55$5,000 for what exactly?
00:24:58Don't worry about it.
00:24:59I know these guys.
00:25:00They're very rich.
00:25:01Just think how lucky you are
00:25:02to be in this position, really.
00:25:04It's Miranda.
00:25:05Yes, it's not a big deal.
00:25:07Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:10Hmm?
00:25:11And remember,
00:25:13women would line up for miles
00:25:14for this opportunity.
00:25:23Tell me, though,
00:25:25why is a pretty thing like you
00:25:27wearing a mask?
00:25:28I have a scar
00:25:32and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:36What a shame.
00:25:37Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40You know, I can get someone else
00:25:41if you prefer.
00:25:42You see that cutie over there?
00:25:45That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:48If you make him happy,
00:25:51he'll get you $8,000.
00:25:55$8,000, not $5,000?
00:25:57Mm-hmm.
00:25:58So what?
00:25:59Like, pour drinks?
00:26:01Is that what your manager said?
00:26:03Okay, then.
00:26:04Yeah, go in there.
00:26:06Pour in your drink.
00:26:16Let go.
00:26:17Let me see this scar.
00:26:18No, sir,
00:26:19you really don't want to see it.
00:26:20So,
00:26:26you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:29Tell me,
00:26:30how did your handler find me here?
00:26:31What handler?
00:26:33I work here.
00:26:35Okay, Blair fired me
00:26:36and I needed the money.
00:26:37What?
00:26:41What?
00:26:42I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:45You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Well,
00:26:46it's kind of hard to ignore Blair
00:26:47when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:49Okay,
00:26:49just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:53No,
00:26:53no,
00:26:53no,
00:26:54no,
00:26:54no,
00:26:54no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God,
00:26:58Raymond King,
00:26:58why do you make everything worse?
00:26:59Huh?
00:27:00Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:02Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:03No,
00:27:03stop touching the glass.
00:27:05Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:07Look,
00:27:07I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:11What,
00:27:13you want to rehire me
00:27:14so you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Well,
00:27:18that is a good suggestion.
00:27:19No,
00:27:19no,
00:27:19no,
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:23No,
00:27:24absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you,
00:27:26I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:28Hey,
00:27:28no,
00:27:28hey,
00:27:29look,
00:27:29everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:33How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:40Don't mind me.
00:27:41Carry on.
00:27:41Get out.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:46How much should it cost,
00:27:47Miranda?
00:27:47Just tell me.
00:27:48Okay,
00:27:49fine.
00:27:5010,000 a day,
00:27:51and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:53Deal.
00:27:58Starting today,
00:28:00you belong to me.
00:28:05What is wrong with you?
00:28:08Well,
00:28:08I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:10Should we send someone to chase it down or?
00:28:12No,
00:28:12no.
00:28:14She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:17She'll be back.
00:28:21What?
00:28:21You just got rehired,
00:28:23Miranda.
00:28:23Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:25How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:26Please,
00:28:27I can't do this anymore.
00:28:28I'm just here to return this.
00:28:32We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:34No,
00:28:35please,
00:28:35this is not worth his time.
00:28:38Turns out,
00:28:39you really are
00:28:40Raymond's housemate.
00:28:42What a plot twist.
00:28:43Not only did you throw a tantrum
00:28:45at the nightclub last night,
00:28:47but you also
00:28:47shifped him and ran off.
00:28:50I like that.
00:28:51What are you doing here?
00:28:54You know,
00:28:55I think little Raymond
00:28:56is into you.
00:28:57Great.
00:28:58Well,
00:28:58I'm not interested in him.
00:28:59So,
00:29:12I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:16All right.
00:29:17Well,
00:29:17how about
00:29:18you stop by HR
00:29:19at the K group
00:29:20on your way out
00:29:21to set up a court date.
00:29:22You're going to need to
00:29:23set up a payment plan
00:29:24to pay back
00:29:25the sign-on bonus.
00:29:27Why would you let her quit?
00:29:29Raymond,
00:29:30dude,
00:29:30don't you like having a girl
00:29:31like that around
00:29:32as a housemate?
00:29:33I mean,
00:29:34it was a kind of,
00:29:36uh,
00:29:36weird kink
00:29:38you had,
00:29:38um,
00:29:39I assume you have
00:29:43a good lawyer.
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45What I was trying to say,
00:29:46she should be living
00:29:47in a luxury house,
00:29:49driving luxury cars,
00:29:50you know,
00:29:50waited on hand and foot
00:29:51by servants.
00:29:52Instead,
00:29:53you have her here
00:29:54working as a servant.
00:29:56Why don't you
00:29:57just give it to me?
00:29:58You know,
00:29:58I'll,
00:29:58take better care of her
00:30:00and make her happier
00:30:00than you can make her.
00:30:02All right,
00:30:03all right,
00:30:03I'll stop trying
00:30:04to poach your housemate.
00:30:05I'm just here to work.
00:30:06I'm not interested
00:30:07in either of you.
00:30:10You're interested
00:30:10in making money, though.
00:30:12You know what?
00:30:16I'm going to go.
00:30:17fine.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:32I thought you'd be avoiding me
00:30:36since last night.
00:30:37Working at the club
00:30:38was just a one-time thing.
00:30:41Oh, well,
00:30:42you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:43Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:45No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:49That's not important.
00:30:50We had a deal
00:30:51last night,
00:30:52you remember?
00:30:56I don't remember
00:30:57agreeing to anything.
00:30:57You remember
00:30:58taking my black card?
00:31:01Get changed.
00:31:05I am not doing
00:31:06some weird role play
00:31:07with you.
00:31:08Oh, okay,
00:31:08so you're, uh,
00:31:09fantasizing about me now.
00:31:20What's this for?
00:31:22Well,
00:31:22I have a family gathering
00:31:24tonight to celebrate
00:31:25Patrick and Blair
00:31:26getting engaged,
00:31:27and
00:31:27I need a date.
00:31:31And you want me?
00:31:32Yes.
00:31:33Well,
00:31:33I'm sorry, sir,
00:31:34but I have to head home.
00:31:35I have a son to take care of
00:31:36if you don't remember,
00:31:38and the nanny gets off at six,
00:31:39so find someone else.
00:31:42You work for me.
00:31:44Why would I hire anybody else
00:31:46when I've got you?
00:31:48Because I'm your maid?
00:31:49I mean,
00:31:49what would people think?
00:31:50I'll take care of it.
00:31:51Don't worry.
00:31:52But I have to.
00:31:53Unless
00:31:54you can think of
00:31:56another way
00:31:58that
00:31:59you'd like to work
00:32:01for me tonight.
00:32:02Fine.
00:32:10Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:12Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:12Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:12I need it.
00:32:26Let's see if it fits.
00:32:27I need it.
00:32:29Let's see if it fits once.
00:32:30Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:31this is your engagement party Blair don't be impulsive but Raymond is head of the King family
00:32:49if Miranda marries him then I'll be under forever okay even so you can't go against him
00:32:55maybe just not so direct Patrick is second in line to inherit K group and now that I'm his
00:33:00fiance I can't let Miranda ruin us okay you need to calm down calm down if Patrick finds out that
00:33:08we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep he'll leave me I we worked
00:33:15so hard to get to where we're at today if I don't marry into the King family we'll be bankrupt
00:33:20Raymond did you bring your maid to my engagement party
00:33:27don't you think that's a little inappropriate Blair stop saying that everything's fine
00:33:36everyone emotions are just running high today fine then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third
00:33:45rate war don't think you can pull one over on me gold digging bitch I know about your scandal and
00:33:54I'll release it you mean the one you orchestrated Blair don't think you can weasel your way out of
00:33:58this one hey have you lost your mind have you forgotten what day it is today
00:34:05come on let's go
00:34:09I'm sorry do you know Patrick and what's that scandal that Blair was talking about
00:34:18I have no clue what she's talking about and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way
00:34:23maybe it's what Patrick said emotions are a little high today
00:34:27cheers to my engagement so happy you could make it thank you for having me
00:34:36yeah of course I mean it could be bigger but you know anyways
00:34:42whose little brat are you
00:34:46whose little brat are you
00:34:51let me go let me go
00:34:52what you've never seen a cake before that's expensive
00:34:55don't you understand more expensive than your life
00:34:57let go me lady
00:35:01where are your parents
00:35:03he's just lost
00:35:05I'll go find his parents
00:35:06rest and if you have a moment to look it over
00:35:10I don't really want to think about work right now personally
00:35:12I think it's best if we just enjoy
00:35:14ow you're hurting me
00:35:16enough you little brat
00:35:17hey Blair what are you doing
00:35:19this is not my problem
00:35:21oh excuse me where do you
00:35:22hey
00:35:27buddy are you okay
00:35:30dad
00:35:32whoa whoa I think uh think you might be mistaken
00:35:37because I am not your dad
00:35:40but you are my dad
00:35:42but you are my dad
00:35:43I'm my dad
00:35:44okay yeah
00:35:45oh uh nothing to see here
00:35:47just uh a lost kid
00:35:49Mr. King and I will help find his parents
00:35:51please just continue to enjoy the party
00:35:52yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:35:54just stop crying
00:35:57hey young man
00:36:01oh crap
00:36:04I don't think this guy here is your father
00:36:07why don't you come with me
00:36:09and we can go try and figure something out
00:36:10no you're wrong
00:36:12look I think your parents are going to be worried
00:36:16if they can't find you
00:36:17why don't we go try and find them huh
00:36:19okay buddy
00:36:22um let's go
00:36:24all right
00:36:24one two three
00:36:25oh yeah
00:36:31god what was Cynthia thinking
00:36:38told her to leave Kirk with the hotel stack
00:36:40not just anyone
00:36:41oh god I can't let Damon fire me
00:36:42there's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case
00:36:45oh there you are you naughty naughty boy
00:37:03why you scare your mother
00:37:04mommy
00:37:07mommy
00:37:09okay
00:37:09mommy
00:37:10oh Kirk
00:37:12ma'am hello
00:37:14hi
00:37:14hello
00:37:15are you really this kid's mother
00:37:19did you not hear him call me mommy
00:37:21you should keep a better eye on him
00:37:23it's dangerous for him to run off on his own
00:37:25don't tell me how to raise my kid
00:37:27something wrong sir
00:37:34nothing
00:37:37no
00:37:37I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize
00:37:39did mommy tell you to hide and wait here
00:37:52I'm sorry mommy
00:37:54but I stole that big cake
00:37:55and it looked so yummy
00:37:57okay well mommy has to leave in a minute
00:38:00so wait for aunt Cynthia to pick you up
00:38:02okay you're not going to go around calling random guys your dad right
00:38:06okay but don't you think he looks just like me
00:38:09nope
00:38:10nope not at all
00:38:11okay now who's going to pick you up in an hour
00:38:14auntie soon
00:38:15good and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia okay
00:38:19I love you baby
00:38:23I'll see you tonight when I get home
00:38:25sir they found something
00:38:29they found the ring
00:38:31where'd you find those
00:38:35was that some antique pawn shop
00:38:37a pawn shop
00:38:39yeah
00:38:41what do you want
00:38:49I need to talk to you
00:38:51right now
00:38:52ladies and gentlemen if I may have your attention please
00:39:10as the proud father of the future groom
00:39:13I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:17at this momentous engagement celebration
00:39:21what are you doing with Raymond
00:39:23you're engaged Patrick
00:39:26okay this is extremely inappropriate
00:39:28you know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together
00:39:32I just
00:39:33I need to know
00:39:35if you give the word I will call off the engagement
00:39:38I think I made my stance pretty clear last time
00:39:40we're done
00:39:41whatever we had between us it's not there anymore
00:39:43is it because of Raymond
00:39:44if it helps you sleep at night sure
00:39:47and stop calling me
00:39:52and stop asking to see me in private
00:39:54just stop it
00:39:56sir
00:40:03I was just looking for you
00:40:04ceremony
00:40:05I need to know Patrick
00:40:05that I'm reassigning him to the Houston office
00:40:08tell him to get the fuck out of LA
00:40:10now
00:40:12so
00:40:17God bless
00:40:18may the bond of your love be everlasting
00:40:21and I think I speak on all our behalf when I say
00:40:23we can't wait for this wedding
00:40:25yay
00:40:26where have you been
00:40:40I've been looking everywhere for you
00:40:41oh so
00:40:42I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour
00:40:45I guess we just miss each other
00:40:47now
00:40:49let's get this party started
00:40:50what?
00:41:05Texas?
00:41:06hey
00:41:07you should really focus on yourself
00:41:09I'll deal with you when we get home
00:41:12deal with what?
00:41:19deal with what?
00:41:20you and Patrick
00:41:24I
00:41:31I don't understand
00:41:33why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:36didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:37what?
00:41:38why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:40why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:42alone?
00:41:43were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:45were you spying on me?
00:41:46stop evading the question
00:41:48were you feeding him information about me
00:41:50or not?
00:41:50okay can we just take it back a second?
00:41:53I mean where did this whole
00:41:54I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:56you're at my banquets
00:41:57you're in my offices
00:41:58you're in my house
00:42:00you're at my clubs
00:42:01I mean what am I supposed to think?
00:42:02you're everywhere
00:42:03you're everywhere
00:42:07okay so there's been a lot of coincidences
00:42:09but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:11so that you can seduce me
00:42:13to gain access to information
00:42:15that'll help Patrick
00:42:16sweep the company out from under me
00:42:18okay whatever business
00:42:19family drama
00:42:21political bullshit
00:42:22you're going through
00:42:22I have nothing to do with it
00:42:24I'm not here to steal information
00:42:25I'm not here for Patrick
00:42:26and I sure as hell
00:42:28I'm not here to seduce you
00:42:29you really
00:42:30want me to believe
00:42:31that you haven't been trying to seduce me
00:42:33this entire time?
00:42:40because it's been work
00:42:41I'm not here to say
00:43:11Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:43:41To the office, sir?
00:43:51No.
00:43:53I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:55You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:01It's mine.
00:44:03I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:06Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:09She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:12We can head there now.
00:44:21Welcome.
00:44:22Um, may I help you?
00:44:24Yes.
00:44:25Are you Cindy?
00:44:25Yes.
00:44:28Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:32Yes.
00:44:36Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:38Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:41What?
00:44:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:44Where'd you get the ring, then?
00:44:45I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:48The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:49It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:51Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:53I don't remember.
00:44:54It was years ago.
00:44:55Oh, I do remember.
00:44:58It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:00No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:02Sir, I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:07We need to keep looking.
00:45:09Let's head back to the office.
00:45:10Yes, sir.
00:45:11While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:12I want to know everything about her.
00:45:14Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:17We've already tried, sir.
00:45:18We could...
00:45:18Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:20Of course, sir.
00:45:21Hello?
00:45:33I am so sorry.
00:45:35No, I'm on my way.
00:45:36I will be there soon.
00:45:37Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:39Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:42He knew...
00:45:43Sin?
00:45:44Sin!
00:45:46Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:48Where did you send him?
00:45:50Fuck.
00:45:51I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:59Hey, excuse me.
00:46:00What's going on here?
00:46:01Dad!
00:46:01Oh, my gosh.
00:46:02Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:46:05What is your...
00:46:06Is your father work here?
00:46:08You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:13Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:16Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:18Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that...
00:46:21...their kid is in my office.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:25Hey, buddy.
00:46:26You like, uh...
00:46:27You like model cars?
00:46:28Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:32Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:34Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:36But you are my dad!
00:46:37Do I look like your dad?
00:46:38Yes.
00:46:39You two do look alike.
00:46:44Sorry, what?
00:46:46You two look alike.
00:46:48Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:07Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:10No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:13Oh, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:35Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:44Stark!
00:47:49Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:52No.
00:47:54Yeah, um, I guess.
00:47:57Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:07You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:08Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:11His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:13All right, here we are, right?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:31Look at that.
00:48:32Look at that.
00:48:34Wow!
00:48:35You really are a kingdom.
00:48:37This is like a castle.
00:48:38That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:42Sir.
00:48:43Who is this?
00:48:45Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:02Where'd you go?
00:49:04Where are you?
00:49:10Uh...
00:49:10Uh...
00:49:12Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:21She ran off this morning.
00:49:23Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:25Call her.
00:49:26Yes, sir.
00:49:26Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:31I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:33Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:34What else is new?
00:49:35But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:40Get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:42Yes, sir.
00:49:43Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:50:02Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:50:02I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:22Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:24Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:26Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:29She's right there, sir.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:30So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:45You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:49You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you,
00:50:53and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:57Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:51:04He's your responsibility now.
00:51:07LAPD will be here shortly, hopefully.
00:51:10Sounds good.
00:51:11Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:18Okay, we're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:21Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:22Are we playing pretend?
00:51:24How, how did you know that?
00:51:26Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:30All right.
00:51:31Okay, we are gonna play pretend again.
00:51:34I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid.
00:51:37But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:46Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:48Take him to the guest room.
00:51:52And, uh, I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops,
00:51:56because they should be here by now.
00:51:58No!
00:51:59What's gotten into you?
00:52:08No.
00:52:10I will take care of it for you.
00:52:12You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:16stuff.
00:52:18So I'll deal with the boy and the police,
00:52:20and you just, you just relax.
00:52:37Hi, LAPD.
00:52:38I was just calling about the little boy
00:52:40that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:42I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:52:44and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:48Okay.
00:53:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:02I'm sorry.
00:53:03No, no, no, no, it's all right.
00:53:04It's all right.
00:53:06No, no, no, no, stop, stop.
00:53:07I got it.
00:53:08I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:10That would be helpful.
00:53:12Hey.
00:53:13Hey, buddy.
00:53:13Buddy.
00:53:14It's all right?
00:53:15I'm not mad.
00:53:16It's just an accident.
00:53:18It happens, okay?
00:53:21Now, go ahead and take that,
00:53:23and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:25Okay?
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:30Oh, thank you.
00:53:31You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:33Oh, my gosh, what?
00:53:36Hey.
00:53:42I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:45Oh, okay.
00:53:45Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:49Oh, okay.
00:54:03You have to move on.
00:54:09How and now?
00:54:09Hello?
00:54:10Raymond King.
00:54:10Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:12Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:15Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:18He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years,
00:54:21and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:23but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:25Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:28Let's talk in person.
00:54:29Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:31I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:35Too late. I'm already here.
00:54:42Hey, buddy. All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:48One, two, three. Nice.
00:54:50Just like the airplane. Let's go.
00:54:52Go, go, go.
00:54:54Okay, no, no, both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:57Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:00Nice.
00:55:02Wait, what's going on?
00:55:07Coming!
00:55:12I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:22I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:26Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:31I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:34Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:37Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate, and Alicia is
00:55:44your best bet.
00:55:46The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:51Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:59What's that?
00:56:00Uh, no, it's nothing. I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:04Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:10Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:17I don't have time for this. I'll call my driver.
00:56:22No need. I drove myself.
00:56:24Will you at least consider Alicia? She's not a bad-looking girl, either.
00:56:34Hang on, yeah.
00:56:40Forgot my purse.
00:56:41Oh, sure, sure.
00:56:49Whose toy is this?
00:56:50Oh, it's mine.
00:56:59I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:03You used to love toy cars.
00:57:05We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:57:18What was that?
00:57:19The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:23And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:28Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:33What?
00:57:34Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:36There's just something about him.
00:57:38The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:44A de-aging...
00:57:45No, look, you get the point.
00:57:47Just do it in secret.
00:57:49Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:50Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:52Do it fast.
00:57:53I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:57Yes, sir.
00:58:17Hey, Kirk.
00:58:18Remember me?
00:58:23Remember me?
00:58:25Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:29Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:33I want to play with Dad.
00:58:35Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:41Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:43Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:57Where are you?
00:58:59Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:01Yeah.
00:59:10Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:13Found you.
00:59:17Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:19One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:28What's this?
00:59:29It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:31So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:42Yes, sir.
00:59:45Sir?
00:59:47This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:49Mama, you can't take me out of the plague.
01:00:04Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:07And besides, when we're together and we're alone,
01:00:10you can call me mom.
01:00:19God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:21Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:24We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:26I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:29Maybe we'll get super couch.
01:00:30Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:34So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you.
01:00:38Um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:42Shh, no, no, they actually came by
01:00:46and it turns out that his father is really sick
01:00:49and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:53Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:56Oh, my...
01:00:57Mom, Mom!
01:01:06Mom!
01:01:07What did you just call me?
01:01:09Mom, are you okay?
01:01:12Mom, Mom!
01:01:22Mom!
01:01:23So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:27Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:31Ah, no.
01:01:32This is not a dream.
01:01:38It's not Rocket Scenes.
01:01:40You unclip.
01:01:40You unwind, find an outlet, and here we go.
01:01:45Here we go. Open.
01:01:47Here you go.
01:01:48Let's go back.
01:01:54Daddy, I'm tired.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:07Mom, are you okay?
01:02:09You're acting weird.
01:02:11How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:14It was not that fun.
01:02:16It never even was.
01:02:17Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:19But what did you just call me?
01:02:21Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:25And now the game is over.
01:02:28Why do you call me, um, Raymond, Father?
01:02:33Because I look just like him.
01:02:35And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:38Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:41You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:45But there is proof.
01:02:47What?
01:02:48The ring.
01:02:49If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:52It must be his.
01:02:54Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:56You said it had a big green stone.
01:02:57All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:01All right.
01:03:02Miranda, what is it?
01:03:26I am Raymond.
01:03:29What?
01:03:30Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:31Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:34I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:37We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:39What?
01:03:40How did you know that?
01:03:40Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:43This isn't funny.
01:03:44What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:46What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:48Please.
01:03:49Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:53The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:00Boss?
01:04:01Yeah.
01:04:02What happened?
01:04:04It's a long story.
01:04:06Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:08I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:13Not Miranda's.
01:04:15Yes, sir.
01:04:18For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:28Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:31Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:35This is a private conversation.
01:04:36Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:52Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:55I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:58Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:09What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:15I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:18So he is my son.
01:05:31Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:39You have six meetings today.
01:05:40Okay, and?
01:05:45Oh, crap.
01:06:01Miranda!
01:06:04Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:05Uh, I mean, Miranda, we have a plan.
01:06:07Come on.
01:06:09Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:35Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:44with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cain.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:11Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:14No, not a clue.
01:07:23Mr. King's office.
01:07:25Mm-hmm.
01:07:26Okay.
01:07:26Steve needs me.
01:07:30Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:33I...
01:07:33This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:38God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for a caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:44Okay.
01:07:44Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:53What are you doing?
01:07:54Oh, it's you.
01:07:55That clumsy waitress.
01:07:57What are you doing here?
01:07:59Oh, I get it.
01:08:00You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:08:04I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:05Fuck off.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:08Hey!
01:08:09Come on.
01:08:11Get back here.
01:08:15So what?
01:08:17Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:18What?
01:08:19No.
01:08:19Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:25just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:28A favor?
01:08:29You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:34Another woman?
01:08:35I...
01:08:35I don't understand.
01:08:41What's happening?
01:08:47What's happening?
01:08:48It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:49Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:52I'm sorry.
01:08:54Like, it is so funny.
01:08:56You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm
01:09:00mad?
01:09:01Well, it's your face.
01:09:02No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:04How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:07Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:07Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:08I never do my hair like that.
01:09:09I like it, though.
01:09:10It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:13This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:15No.
01:09:16No, it's not at all.
01:09:17I think I...
01:09:17You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:19I always have my hair like that.
01:09:20I...
01:09:20You know, you don't.
01:09:20What did you do to my hair?
01:09:21No, your part is weird.
01:09:22I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:24Look at that.
01:09:24Okay, so I'm sorry I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:26Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:09:28Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:29Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:45It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:48So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:59What was that?
01:10:00Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:01Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:03We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:09You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:12What are you talking about?
01:10:14Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:26So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:30I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:33Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:38Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:41But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything, so I ran out of options.
01:10:47Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:49I sold it.
01:10:51You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:58What about you?
01:11:00Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:02Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:06I was looking for you for years.
01:11:07I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:13But here you are.
01:11:17I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:22It's okay.
01:11:24I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:26Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:30Mom! Dad!
01:11:34Mom! Dad!
01:11:35You can start by being a dad.
01:11:41You know what, kid?
01:11:43I think you might be right.
01:11:46About what?
01:11:48We do look alike.
01:11:50I knew it!
01:11:53Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:56Pizza!
01:11:56Okay.
01:12:01It's pizza, then.
01:12:02Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:07Let's go!
01:12:08Let's go!
01:12:08Oh!
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