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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:48I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:57You know something?
01:58That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh my god, what do I do?
02:13Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:49I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you do chicken vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:39Chimmy, uh...
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:14Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:52Impressive, Ellie.
04:53Really...
04:55Really impressive.
04:57Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:02But you've got instincts.
05:04I'm just doing my job.
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:06And doing it...
05:08beautifully, I might add.
05:10I think I should probably, um, get back.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:16Well...
05:18Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27It's gonna be okay.
05:28I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
05:32It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:33Why should I just let him?
05:36That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie.
05:43Did I get fired?
05:45You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:54Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06I'm sure you'll fight your way back up.
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it,
06:13or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:15It's up to you.
06:17Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um, Colton.
06:21Colton.
06:29.
06:35.
06:42I'm Colton.
06:57You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:06Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:13Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
07:29and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:34But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:39You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:46Come on.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:58You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:04All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am, and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:36I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:39Ellie, look.
08:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:02Thanks.
09:02Of course.
09:16So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:23Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:42Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
09:55Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02If I can leave our car, let me take you.
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:10Hey.
10:12You trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Promise.
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:53I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:14Oh.
11:16I'm in so much trouble.
11:16I'm in so much trouble.
11:17I'm in so much trouble.
11:17I'm in so much trouble.
11:18I'm in so much trouble.
11:19I'm in so much trouble.
11:20I'm in so much trouble.
11:21I'm in so much trouble.
11:22I'm in so much trouble.
11:23I'm in so much trouble.
11:24I'm in so much trouble.
11:25I'm in so much trouble.
11:26I'm in so much trouble.
11:27I'm in so much trouble.
11:28I'm in so much trouble.
11:29Oh, not bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't know, it's anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:56Uh, get to go inside, get some fresh air,
12:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:09No.
12:15Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find out.
12:44What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:01Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh my god, someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, Jesse.
13:17That's my sauce.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:19Oh, I think we're good.
13:20Oh.
13:26Beep.
13:28Yes.
13:29Yes.
13:29I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:51Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:04Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry.
14:32Those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty suit.
14:58He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:00I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:06I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:13When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:23I'll see you.
15:31I'll see you.
15:33Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, Commonwealth.
15:36When no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:45It just needs one little adjustment.
15:51There we go. Perfect.
15:53Oh my god, what do I do?
15:55Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:58You've used the CRM before?
16:00Yes.
16:01Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:10I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well. If you'll excuse me.
16:15Eh, she'll come around.
16:45I'd ask you how your day went.
16:48What?
16:49Did you do chicken vets?
16:50Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
16:56Well, what's wrong?
16:57I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
17:02Seriously? Already?
17:04Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
17:07Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:09Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:12I... I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
17:20Cheer me up.
17:21Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:26Surprise.
17:28You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:31I'll get a job.
17:32You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
17:49No. Mom, take a hug.
17:51Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:03She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:05Like, come on. Be for real.
18:06Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:12Kelly, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:17You want her to see me?
18:18Come in. Make a seat.
18:19Yeah.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:32You're...
18:34Impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really...
18:38Really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would...
18:42Play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:47And doing it...
18:49Beautifully.
18:50I might add.
18:51I think I should probably, um...
18:52Get back.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:54Oh, Prisca.
18:55I can't. I'm sorry.
18:57Well...
18:59Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's gonna be okay.
19:09I'm gonna get another job.
19:10And it's gonna be fine.
19:13It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
19:14I should've just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:18Are you okay?
19:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie.
19:24Did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:27The mail room?
19:31The mail room?
19:33Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:36Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:38I didn't say you did.
19:40Well, then why am I being punished?
19:41Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:43This happens all the time.
19:44Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:50Not to the people who say no.
19:51Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:57It's up to you.
19:59Oh, right.
20:00Ask for, um, Colton.
20:21Hi.
20:38I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:47Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:55No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:06Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
21:10And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:16But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:20You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:28Come on.
21:29Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you I won't bite, usually.
21:40Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:50All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:56Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:03The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:07Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:10Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:17I'm sorry.
22:18That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:23Oh.
22:28Ellie, look.
22:32I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:43Thanks.
22:45Of course.
22:58So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:00I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:03Strategist in the mailroom.
23:05Preston must be running this place blind.
23:08If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:14Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:22Are we?
23:31Another tough one?
23:32I got devoted.
23:35To the mailroom.
23:37Did you do your homework?
23:38Yeah, yeah.
23:39Whatever.
23:41Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:43Beck and Leibor car, let me take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:51I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey.
23:53You trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:00I've got it.
24:30Oh my God, I'm in so much trouble.
24:43I guess Blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:48You bought me breakfast?
24:50Well, don't get used to it.
24:51I bribe new employees to like me.
24:54That's all.
24:55Not bad, huh?
24:56No.
24:57No.
24:58Not bad, huh?
25:19No, no, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:28Well, don't worry about this.
25:32I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries.
25:36It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
25:42and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:57Quicker than me.
25:58I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work.
26:02Right there.
26:04I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15How so?
26:23That's not a good one.
26:25How do you think?
26:25They'll find out.
26:26Cheers.
26:27What's that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:48Oh, my God.
26:53Someone's coming.
26:53We have to go.
27:00Oh, I think we're good.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:23Yes.
27:23I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:53Hey.
28:19Relax.
28:23It can be our little dirty secret.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05I'll see you.
29:13Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth.
29:19When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:38Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:45You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59I'm not feeling well.
30:29I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you check your beds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
30:44me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:54I, I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
31:02Cheer me up.
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:15You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on, be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:55Millie, come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This time, why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:15You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:33I think I should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:57It's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:09The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
34:04I'm Colton.
34:22You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:30Yes.
34:34Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
34:53And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:10Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22Want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26Okay.
35:26Okay.
35:33All right.
35:36We're going to have to calm down.
35:39Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:45The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah.
35:53Well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
35:57I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:06Ellie, look.
36:15I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:23Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:40So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist.
36:44Or, I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:49If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted.
37:17To the mailroom.
37:18Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Leibor, Carly, thank you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:32Okay.
37:34I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:34Hey.
37:35You trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:44I'm going to get you.
38:11Oh, my God, I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:41Not bad, huh?
39:01No, no, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:09I don't know, it's anything.
39:09I thought you said something.
39:11Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:24and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:29Okay.
39:29Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:47I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:51You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good boy.
40:07You'll find out.
40:08What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:23You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:30Oh, my God, someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, Jesse.
40:41Everybody saw us?
40:42Oh, I think we're good.
40:43Oh.
40:49Yes.
40:50Yes.
40:52Yes.
40:52Yes.
40:53Yes.
40:53Yes.
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40:55Yes.
40:56Yes.
40:56Yes.
40:57Yes.
40:57Yes.
40:58Yes.
40:58Yes.
40:59Yes.
40:59Yes.
41:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:26The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:28Hey, I'm Clara.
41:29I'll help you get set up.
41:30Hey, I'm Clara.
41:31I'll help you get set up.
41:32Hey, thanks.
41:33I'm Ellie.
41:34I'm Ellie.
41:35Sorry, those girls back there.
41:36Were they?
41:37Were they?
41:38Oh, do not worry about them.
41:39They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
41:41I'm highly qualified.
41:42Relax.
41:43It can be our little dirty secret.
41:44It can be our little dirty secret.
41:50It can be our little dirty secret.
41:51Okay.
41:52He's on the phone.
41:53What?
41:54Yeah.
41:55It's on the phone.
41:56Oh, I'm sorry.
41:57I'm going to get set up.
41:58Hi.
41:59Thanks.
42:00I'm Ellie.
42:01Sorry.
42:02Those girls back there.
42:03Were they?
42:04Oh, do not worry about them.
42:05They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:06This is gonna be our little dirty secret.
42:22He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:26I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see ya.
42:31I'll see ya.
42:36When are you gonna quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it!
42:53Illy!
42:54Vixie.
42:57Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Commonwealth.
43:00When no one else is around.
43:03You know something?
43:04That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:16Perfect.
43:17Oh my god, what do I do?
43:19Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:22You've used a CRM before?
43:24Yes.
43:25Good.
43:26But you do understand what your position is here, right?
43:33Um...
43:35I'm sorry.
43:36I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:56Okay.
44:11I'd ask you how your day went.
44:12What?
44:13Did you check the beds?
44:14Yeah, yeah.
44:15You're worse than Mom was.
44:20Well, what's wrong?
44:21I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
44:26Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32You really didn't waste any time.
44:33Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:38I got something to, uh...
44:40Cheer up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:45Is this an eviction notice?
44:49Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:53You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not gonna get a job.
45:02Because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:08So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
45:13No.
45:14Mom, take a hug.
45:24Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:26And...
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:29Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:37Kelly, come see me.
45:38Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you...
45:49Check it out.
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:57You're...
45:58Impressive, Eileen.
46:00Really...
46:02Really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would...
46:06Play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:12And doing it...
46:14Beautifully, I might add.
46:16You should probably, um, get back.
46:17Mm-hmm.
46:18Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
46:19I'm sorry.
46:21Well...
46:23Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's gonna be okay.
46:33I'm gonna get another job.
46:34And it's gonna be fine.
46:37It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
46:38I should've just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:42Are you okay?
46:44Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:55The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:04Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:07This happens all the time.
47:08Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:11Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look.
47:14You can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:18It's up to you.
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47:42I'm Colton.
47:43You must be-
47:44My new employee.
47:45I'm your supervisor.
47:46You are my supervisor.
47:47You are my supervisor?
47:48Yes.
47:49Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
47:50Thanks, Mr. Colton.
47:51I-
47:52I-
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47:56I-
47:57I'm Colton.
47:58You must be-
47:59My new employee.
48:00I'm your supervisor.
48:01You are my supervisor?
48:02Yes.
48:03Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:04Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:05No, just call me Colton, or else it-
48:06makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents' taxes or something.
48:09Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
48:10And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:11But-
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49:07all right
49:12just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
49:20the world's most underrated crisis management tool
49:24hydration in a paper cup and everything yeah well i guess that just goes to show how good
49:31of a boss i am and how good of a subordinate you are
49:33i'm sorry that was totally inappropriate i was kidding okay
49:40ellie look
49:47i know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room but i can tell that you have something
49:57special everything's gonna be okay thanks
50:02of course
50:05so what were you doing upstairs i'm a marketing strategist or i was
50:21strategist in the mail room presson must be running this place blind
50:26if he had half a brain he would use social media to increase our stock that's what i would do at
50:32least oh it sounds like you've actually thought about this
50:34maybe a little bit i mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
50:40another tough one i got demoted to the mail room
50:54did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever
50:58oh you also have a doctor's appointment i can leave our carly to take you
51:03what's the point we can't even afford doctors
51:07i'm gonna get us through this okay i'm gonna take care of everything
51:10hey you trust me right yeah
51:13i trust you okay i've got it
51:27oh my god i'm in so much trouble
51:54i guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me
52:07you bought me breakfast well don't get used to it i bribe
52:12new employees to like me that's all
52:19oh that bad huh no no it's perfect just like you
52:41what was that i don't know i don't say anything
52:45i thought you said something
52:47well don't worry about this i'll just buy you a new one
52:52let's go do some deliveries it's the best part of the job
52:56get to go inside get some fresh air
52:59enjoy some awkward elevator rides
53:04quicker than me
53:16try
53:17oh this is where i used to work right there
53:21i bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it
53:25they made a big mistake
53:30you want to make it a little bit more interesting
53:32how so
53:33that's not a good one
53:42you'll find out
53:44what does that say
53:54um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately
53:58you're crazy you are dangerous isn't you
54:02but you think that that's a little risky isn't it
54:06oh my god someone's coming we have to go
54:12jesus jesse everybody stole us
54:16oh i think we're good
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