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FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE  When a top local businessman and his two bumbling nephews try to shut down the town's only video arcade, arcade employees and patrons fight back.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

Transcript

00:00:00Oh

00:00:09Keat eyes, quick hands

00:00:12Energize my soul again

00:00:15Gonna see my name and lies

00:00:18Play me with my joystick

00:00:22Wiggle left, jerk it right

00:00:25Sop it and breath it inside

00:00:28Shoot fast, shoot straight, video to the max, one down, two to go, can't stop, on a roll, video, I need a record for video, please let me have a record, video, I got to have a record, totally awesome video games, here they come, where they go,

00:00:58humanoid, UFOs, all day, all day, video to the max, one down, two to go, can't stop, on a roll, video, I need a record, video, please let me have a record, video, I got to have a record, totally awesome video games,

00:01:28video, I need another record, video, please let me have a record, video, I got to have a record, totally awesome video games, totally awesome video games,

00:01:54I hope I don't spill things, and act like a slob, oh my doo da day, oh da doo da day, oh da doo da day, look both ways, camp town, racetrack, five miles long, today's my first day, at a new job, doo da, doo da, hope I don't spill things,

00:02:19look like a slob, oh my doo da day, you hoo, maybe you'd like to pull over and sing us a song, oh, you think I have a good voice,

00:02:29I never really thought I had a good voice, oh, well come on over, we'll make beautiful music together,

00:02:37you know, I like fun just as much as the next guy, but, um, it's my first day at the arcade, you work at the video arcade,

00:02:43Jeff Bailey's, yes, I'm helping Mr. Bailey's, uh, Jeff, out, why don't you come on over,

00:02:48well, I'd really like to, I mean, a guy can't have too many friends in this life, but I've really gotta go,

00:02:54why don't you come on over,

00:02:58come on over, now, there, what do you mean, now, here, in your backseat now,

00:03:03look at him, do we really have to go through with this,

00:03:13do you want to get your sorority or not, besides, we don't really have to ball him,

00:03:24we just gotta get his pants down,

00:03:25okay, now, girls, I don't have too much time,

00:03:36no, this shouldn't take too long,

00:03:37which one of us do you want first?

00:03:43Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,

00:03:45for which one shall I go?

00:03:50oh, I'm sorry, you, I'm sorry,

00:03:52luck of the draw,

00:03:56oh, I can take it,

00:03:58but I want to watch,

00:03:59watch?

00:04:01what?

00:04:02why?

00:04:03well, okay, okay, I, I get it,

00:04:05certainly, that's okay with me,

00:04:06hmm,

00:04:07oh, wow,

00:04:16you really turned me on,

00:04:17there's more where that came from, baby,

00:04:21I can't wait any longer,

00:04:24you've got to show me your manhood,

00:04:26oh,

00:04:27ladies,

00:04:34prepare yourself,

00:04:36I would like you to meet,

00:04:38Simba,

00:04:38smile,

00:04:41hey,

00:04:43what, what are you,

00:04:43don't,

00:04:46hey,

00:04:58hey, hey,

00:04:59wait,

00:05:00wait,

00:05:00you should not be our cave,

00:05:02I can't,

00:05:02you should not be our cave,

00:05:04I can't,

00:05:05I can't,

00:05:06I can't,

00:05:07I can't,

00:05:08I can't,

00:05:09I can't,

00:05:10I can't,

00:05:11I can't,

00:05:12I can't,

00:05:13I can't,

00:05:14I can't,

00:05:15Attention, video enthusiasts. This is your last chance.

00:05:31It's a free drink with the purchase of $5 or more at our beautiful snack bar.

00:05:35You are so full of shit, Jeff Bailey.

00:05:38Juffy, come over here and play Galactic with me.

00:05:41I just thought it'd be like way totally bitchin' if you would like play with me.

00:05:45Sorry, Patsy. Like, Jeff promised to play me.

00:05:49Oh, God, Connie. Spain's put up that you are.

00:05:52Jeffy never promised you anything, did you, Jeff?

00:05:54Well, ladies, you know I never play these games.

00:05:57Oh, come on, Jeff. I'll do anything that you ask me to. Anything.

00:06:00Please, girls, I can't. I have to keep my relationship with the clientele on a professional level.

00:06:06Excuse me.

00:06:07But I've got a couple of free tokens for you behind the counter.

00:06:10And maybe a little later, I'll come by, take a little peek over your shoulder and see how you're doing, okay?

00:06:17Hey, now this is an exciting offer, isn't it, guys?

00:06:20I mean, a free drink doesn't happen every day.

00:06:23Jefferson, are these yours?

00:06:25I belong to Eugene Groby.

00:06:31Well, his pants are here. He, uh, can't be far behind.

00:06:33Yeah, thank you.

00:06:55Eugene, are you all right?

00:07:02Yes, I'm fine, Mr. Bailey.

00:07:05No, no, that's cool. I just, I told you to call me Jeff.

00:07:07Huh?

00:07:08Call me Jeff.

00:07:09Oh, yeah, well, I will.

00:07:12I'm so sorry I'm late.

00:07:13I had a lot of difficulty getting here, this being my first day and all.

00:07:16I had a couple of problems, as a matter of fact.

00:07:20Are you all right, little Eugene?

00:07:22We left your pants here like we promised.

00:07:25Sorry they got all wet.

00:07:36Excuse me, brother.

00:07:37Okay.

00:07:42I am officially reporting for duty.

00:07:46Father, father, father, this thing is possessing me.

00:07:54Father, father, I am losing control.

00:07:58Father, I have seen the blast.

00:08:01The blast, the blast.

00:08:07Oh, yes, they're mine, yes, they're pretty mine.

00:08:11Every time and time, yes, they're pretty mine.

00:08:14Oh, yes, they're mine, yes, they're mine.

00:08:16Down at the orange woods, I am.

00:08:18Fingerprints, fingerprints.

00:08:20Filthy fingerprints, excuse me.

00:08:22Just to find, just to find, just to find, just to find, just to find, anytime, anytime, dear, really mine.

00:08:28Just to find, just to find, just to find, just to find, just to find, just to find, all right, really mine.

00:08:34Excuse me.

00:08:36Excuse me, young man.

00:08:38Would, you've got to stop playing the games.

00:08:40You're a disgrace. Excuse me, sir. Would you stop playing the games?

00:08:47Young man, you must listen to me.

00:08:50Hey, hey! I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to have food on the games.

00:09:00No one's ever gotten seven figures on this machine before.

00:09:03Not even me. I don't think she's capable of seven figures.

00:09:08Well, I'm sorry about that, but I work here now, and I find you appear entirely objectionable.

00:09:14I suggest that you just trot on out of here and come back when you're in better condition to play the game.

00:09:20Let you and me do it to the scientists, okay?

00:09:25Hey, here now! What are you doing? You can't do that!

00:09:30Watch me.

00:09:31I am just going to go get Mr. Jefferson Bailey, is what I'm going to do.

00:09:35Yeah, you do that.

00:09:38Excuse me, we have an emergency.

00:09:44Is something wrong with the machine, Dorfus?

00:09:47No, I was just trying to get Dorfus to see what's inside of it.

00:09:50Had a real good game going there.

00:09:52Interrupt.

00:09:54Yes, sir! I thought he... I...

00:09:56That's okay, Eugene. We know what you thought, but I'm going to introduce you to Jonathan Andrew McDorfus.

00:10:03Hi, kid.

00:10:04Hi.

00:10:05Eugene, you must remember Dorfus. He graduated last year with me at school. He was our senior class president.

00:10:09You're kidding. He was the senior class president last year? He didn't look anything like this. What happened?

00:10:18Games, kid. Video games.

00:10:20Video games.

00:10:21Video games.

00:10:24Well, don't you think you ought to wash your hands first?

00:10:27How come?

00:10:30Uh, excuse me.

00:10:32Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. It looks like I got my hot dog in your... thing. I mean, I got my wiener in your...

00:10:46Um, here. Um, here. Um...

00:10:52Eugene, get the one that says Oscar Mayer on it.

00:10:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:59Uh...

00:11:03I'm sorry.

00:11:05Oh, dear.

00:11:16Come on!

00:11:28Jacket!

00:11:34Radio.

00:11:38Music!

00:11:43Arcade!

00:11:47It's time to control you.

00:11:50I gotta leave you.

00:11:53Hey, Kingman!

00:11:56Don't wanna see you.

00:11:59Idiot!

00:12:00Take your position!

00:12:04Start the game!

00:12:13Then it's time to get away.

00:12:16Well, I gotta leave you.

00:12:19But I'm still standing.

00:12:22Don't wanna see you.

00:12:25Back to tonight.

00:12:30It's after midnight.

00:12:31You're certain Patsy's in here.

00:12:33Yes, Uncle Joseph.

00:12:35Well, I certainly hope you're wrong.

00:12:37No!

00:12:39I'm not gonna let you break me.

00:12:43Can't let you take me now.

00:12:46Miss Blackman!

00:12:47Oh, I'll save you, Patsy!

00:12:48Oh, thank you, Patsy!

00:12:50Oh, thank you.

00:12:51Pats!

00:12:52Get up from there, Patsy!

00:12:53Oh, I'll save you, Patsy!

00:12:54Oh, I'll save you, Patsy!

00:12:58Oh, thank you, Pats!

00:12:59I'm just trying to dig, dig, dig, dig!

00:13:02Oh, thank you.

00:13:04Pats!

00:13:08Get up from there, Patsy!

00:13:10It's my most embarrassing moment, my Patsy!

00:13:13Right!

00:13:14Never mind all that.

00:13:15Get up, you're going home.

00:13:17Oh, my Patsy!

00:13:18Oh, my Patsy!

00:13:20Excuse me.

00:13:21Mr. Rudder, Jefferson Bailey here.

00:13:22I'm sorry if there's been any problem.

00:13:24You're damn right there's a problem here.

00:13:25Just look what's happening with my daughter here, huh?

00:13:27I wanna see the manager!

00:13:29Well, sir, I am the manager.

00:13:31You're not the manager.

00:13:32You're just a punk kid.

00:13:33Uh, my grandfather's the owner, and he's out of town.

00:13:36So, in his absence, I have complete power and authority,

00:13:39and I am certain that I can assist you.

00:13:41Now, feed me that bullshit, kid.

00:13:43You're running a garbage dump in here,

00:13:44and I intend to do something about it!

00:13:46Patsy, out!

00:13:48Go!

00:13:49Hold on!

00:13:51Surface maneuver!

00:13:57Get out!

00:13:59Get out!

00:14:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:14:05Patsy!

00:14:06I just got off the phone with that Mayor Neville.

00:14:08A little lazy no-count.

00:14:09Sorry.

00:14:10He refuses to close that horrible video arcade.

00:14:13Daddy, would you, like, get out of my rails, okay?

00:14:15I am laying down the law about that arcade, young lady.

00:14:17Oh, Daddy!

00:14:19That reminds me.

00:14:20Connie and I were, like, gonna go shopping at the Bonnarama.

00:14:23Could I have some Billy's, then?

00:14:24Pardon?

00:14:25You know, I think you caught it lettuce once, or was a cabbage.

00:14:28All right, all right.

00:14:29All right, all right.

00:14:33At least I didn't take that plastic guy.

00:14:36All right, now, Patsy, we have an understanding.

00:14:38You will not go to the arcade again, right?

00:14:41Daddy, if I want to go to the arcade, like, I am going to go.

00:14:46Okay?

00:14:54Ha!

00:14:55Jeff!

00:14:56Dorfus!

00:14:57Oh, my goodness.

00:14:58Thank goodness you're here.

00:14:59Something really strange is happening in the parking lot.

00:15:01There's this van, and it's shaking and rocking.

00:15:03Here.

00:15:04Take this.

00:15:05It'll calm you down.

00:15:06Oh, thanks.

00:15:07I didn't know you liked ketchup and cookies.

00:15:11Ketchup and cookies?

00:15:13Eugene, I'm going to put you in charge of finding out what is happening in the parking lot with the van.

00:15:18Me?

00:15:19Me?

00:15:20In charge?

00:15:21Yeah.

00:15:22It's only my second day and I already have a project.

00:15:27Thanks.

00:15:29Remember, who's ever out there may not want to be interrupted.

00:15:33Don't worry, Dorfus.

00:15:34You can count on me.

00:15:35He's such a punis.

00:15:36Yeah.

00:15:37Punis?

00:15:38He's such a punis.

00:15:39Yeah.

00:15:40Punis?

00:15:41Oh, that was great.

00:15:42Yeah, let's do it again.

00:15:44So what'd you want to talk about?

00:15:45Well, I heard what you guys did to my new employee yesterday.

00:15:59You should have been there.

00:16:01It was great.

00:16:02Yeah, let's do it again.

00:16:03Just...

00:16:04So what'd you want to talk about?

00:16:05Well, I heard what you guys did to my new employee yesterday.

00:16:08You should have been there.

00:16:09It was great.

00:16:10my new employee yesterday you should have been there it was great i would have given anything

00:16:16to have been there i mean uh i'm just dying to see what that picture looks like see we uh

00:16:21needed a picture of a nerd with his pants come on ladies i just gotta see what my new employee

00:16:26looks like caught in the act okay i'll tell you what i'm gonna do you know that new special video

00:16:31game you've been wanting to play you show me the picture and we'll go in there right now and play

00:16:36strip video you got it great leg eugene

00:16:55come on okay

00:17:06to me babe i set you free you make that me way too long just you're mine i'm ready

00:17:25baby i came here because i thought i might be able to reason with you i should have known better

00:17:29this place is there to be shut down patsy come on okay daddy now don't show you to close this

00:17:33i could explain it get out of my way you brats i don't want to talk about it young lady one way

00:17:42the other i'm gonna close that place down god daddy it's like you are so edged you are turning totally

00:17:47edged if you would like listen to me every time i could explain to you that jeff bailey is like a

00:17:51totally bitching guy and i wanted to talk about watching crisp bows look young lady you're not too

00:17:57old a tan anymore and don't talk about your lame-brained cousins that way either now get in the car

00:18:04oh just watch what do you want us to do do i don't want you idiots to do nothing

00:18:09don't worry max i got an idea great i hope it's a good one

00:18:25is my mascara overdone max cut it out no really if it's too much i can fix it

00:18:32your mascara is fine you wouldn't just say that max you look great don't worry what what's this let

00:18:41me see something let me see something okay okay okay god don't be such a bully don't forget max we

00:18:48gotta look and act like these video game pinball players so we can check out the place and they

00:18:51won't notice it okay max you got it uh-huh you got it yes it's maxine i'm gonna lay you out you promise

00:19:02man i love wheels i want to get me some wheels wait stop

00:19:17has anyone ever told you

00:19:25you got great legs not in years

00:19:27come here okay

00:19:32you're uh you're definitely video

00:19:37thank you thank you love man it's love it's cool it's groovy

00:19:43please please please please come on max maxine let's go inside maxine

00:19:54come on maxine let's go inside wait don't leave me like this

00:19:58oh what an animal

00:20:06no battle zones

00:20:08peace

00:20:09now i'm gonna peace brother

00:20:13what's this a car oh i want to play this oh looking good mama is there something you want yeah i'd like to play this game

00:20:21no i don't think so see no girl's allowed to play my machine

00:20:27not really

00:20:28sorry maxine

00:20:30i'm gonna play no i don't think so see uh

00:20:34no guy with ugly chick gets to play my machine besides man it's busy

00:20:39i'm only gonna be a minute i love to really get behind the wheel i drive for a living trucks cars

00:20:44you name it it's essential it looks like it your lady looks like she's been in plenty of accidents

00:20:49but i don't think you understand

00:20:52it's my turn

00:20:54oh i i get you then then it's my turn

00:20:56no man you still don't get

00:21:01he's next

00:21:06i think he's trying to tell you the game's tied up

00:21:08hey you get the prize give him the flower maxine spread your love over to that side

00:21:16and i'll spread my love over on this side he's moving

00:21:27peace love sisters hey arnie look it's a miss pac-man it sounds just like me

00:21:38hey eyes you don't wear more makeup forget it i gotta figure it out yeah i know how to make

00:21:44uncle joseph real proud you do wow wow you ready yeah you listen uh-huh there's no security around

00:21:52here yeah yeah yeah so yeah but we can empty this joint tonight we'll bust in here and take every

00:21:57machine yeah but if you take out all the games how how's anybody gonna play

00:22:00hey cousin max you are brilliant yeah and so is all right let's go let's go

00:22:17get back here

00:22:32and they said they were gonna steal all the video games and they said they were gonna do it tonight

00:22:36jeff we gotta call the police no not while my grandfather's out of town i don't want the

00:22:41police to know anything about this but i got an idea there's the place

00:22:51kg you ready ready ready for what come on we're gonna save jeff

00:22:59oh sorry dorfo just a little further straight back keep going keep going

00:23:14keep going okay okay keep going that's good yeah

00:23:26listen doris let's just go back to the arcade no i'll make you some hot dogs no hot dogs and chili

00:23:33would you get up there so we can get some on the sweater guy so leave the arcade alone

00:23:37come on come on come on come on don't go get up there don't go get up there

00:23:46Oh, no! Help me! Help me!

00:24:00Help!

00:24:02Oh!

00:24:04Oh!

00:24:06Oh!

00:24:08Oh!

00:24:10Oh!

00:24:12Oh!

00:24:14Oh!

00:24:16Oh!

00:24:17Oh!

00:24:18Oh!

00:24:19Oh!

00:24:25She's out cold.

00:24:29Oh, that's a good start.

00:24:31Shh!

00:24:39Oh, Eugene, this is your chance to pop your cork.

00:24:44Oh, God.

00:24:45Dorfus, don't do a joke.

00:24:47Dorfus, she won't let go.

00:24:52Oh, it's nature telling you it's time for you to get laid.

00:24:56No, no.

00:24:57Not like this.

00:24:58Dorfus, come on.

00:24:59Help me, please.

00:25:00Help.

00:25:01Help you?

00:25:02Come on.

00:25:03Quit fighting it, Eugene.

00:25:04This is bigger than one of us.

00:25:05Dorfus!

00:25:06Oh!

00:25:07Oh, baby, it's been so long.

00:25:10Oh!

00:25:11Oh!

00:25:12Oh!

00:25:13Oh!

00:25:14Dorfus, help me!

00:25:15Oh!

00:25:16Come on, Eugene.

00:25:17Help!

00:25:18Assert your manhood!

00:25:19Oh!

00:25:20Oh!

00:25:21Help!

00:25:22Oh!

00:25:23Oh!

00:25:24Oh!

00:25:25Dorfus!

00:25:26Dorfus!

00:25:28Shit!

00:25:29Watch it, lady.

00:25:30Watch your hands.

00:25:31Whoa!

00:25:32Oh!

00:25:34Oh!

00:25:35Oh, oh.

00:25:36Come on.

00:25:37Oh, yeah.

00:25:38Netflix!

00:25:39Oh!

00:25:40zwierty!

00:25:41What's this?

00:25:42Shit.

00:25:43Watch it, lady.

00:25:47Oh!

00:25:48Jane!

00:25:49Runner!

00:25:50Shit!

00:25:51Rudder

00:25:53Good okay great. Hey Arnie

00:26:22You think Uncle Joseph will let us keep one of these machines for the death?

00:26:26You know, I think we should put one of these machines

00:26:29Right next to the sofa in the dead you ready number one

00:26:38Okay number one go

00:26:52Come on

00:26:58Put some cover Vivian

00:27:00Put some covers Vivian

00:27:03Come on baby, don't stop now

00:27:07Go back to sleep Vivian, you're having a dream

00:27:12It doesn't matter big boy, I was just getting started

00:27:16Take another pill huh

00:27:18No, no, no, stop

00:27:29No, no, stop

00:27:39Hold that, Vivian

00:27:41Did I tell you to talk to Dr. Michelson about that?

00:27:43No.

00:27:45Oh, no.

00:27:57Oh no.

00:27:58No.

00:28:11We did it, we did it.

00:28:13Roy, Uncle Joseph's gonna be proud of us, eh?

00:28:16What do you want this hour?

00:28:29Uh, my name is Jonathan Andrew McDorfis.

00:28:34I needed somebody to talk to, and I knew I could trust you.

00:28:38Oh, it's two o'clock in the morning. What is this? Are you drunk?

00:28:41Drunk? No, I'm not drunk. I don't even take mind-altering drugs.

00:28:45Well, sir, now is the time for safety.

00:28:50In our country today, if you want to get out safely, you better act now. Do you understand?

00:28:59Hey, what are you crazy? Why are you shouting?

00:29:01Shouting? Am I shouting, Mr. Rudder, down here at the front porch?

00:29:06No, I'm not shouting. I just want my friends.

00:29:09I want all my friends to know that it's safe if they act now.

00:29:15What's happened, Max? How much gas did you put in here?

00:29:20I have one hundred dollars worth.

00:29:22What do you think this is, a moped?

00:29:24No, that's all I had. Besides, we only have two miles away.

00:29:27Now you're gonna have to go get the gas. Get the gas.

00:29:30No, you get the gas. It's your turn.

00:29:31No, you put the dollar and you get the gas.

00:29:33No, you get the gas.

00:29:34No, you get the gas.

00:29:35We both get the gas.

00:29:36You get the gas. We both get the gas.

00:29:37No, we'll both get the gas.

00:29:38Right. Okay.

00:29:44Let's go, guys. Those idiots will be back soon.

00:29:46Come on, get us out of here.

00:29:48Look, young man, you're gonna have to stop yelling or I'm gonna call the police.

00:29:51Oh, that'll be necessary, Mr. Orwell.

00:29:54I'll lower my voice.

00:29:56Oh, shit.

00:30:06Eugene and Mommy?

00:30:21Hey, Arnie.

00:30:23Yeah. I'm sorry about the gas.

00:30:26Forget about it, Max. Don't worry about it. We fixed it.

00:30:28Come on.

00:30:29Okay. Uncle Joseph's gonna love this.

00:30:31All right.

00:30:32Uncle Joseph's gonna be so proud of us.

00:30:34I'm gonna be Uncle Joseph's right-hand man.

00:30:36Yeah, and I'm gonna be his, uh...

00:30:38Uh, I can be his...

00:30:42Hey, guys, we did it.

00:30:43Yeah. We did.

00:30:44Okay, we'll finish this up and then I am throwing a party.

00:30:47I mean a private party.

00:30:48All right!

00:30:49Private party, all the tokens are on the house.

00:30:51Hey, I'm gonna bring an old lady.

00:30:52Yeah, great idea, man.

00:30:54Hey, get all the girls down here.

00:30:55Hey, I got it.

00:30:56Tell them to come as they are.

00:30:58I love PJs.

00:30:59You know, the frills and the legs.

00:31:01All right, Jorge.

00:31:02All right, let's go, guys.

00:31:04I wasn't living much of a start-off in life as a child.

00:31:09At least what I can remember of my childhood.

00:31:16I can't go on like this!

00:31:18I can't!

00:31:25This is happening all so fast.

00:31:27I don't even know.

00:31:28Yeah, we didn't.

00:31:29No.

00:31:30Mr. Rudder, I was so young then.

00:31:32Hey, buddy, it's after two in the morning.

00:31:34I really don't care about your problems.

00:31:35But wait, wait, wait!

00:31:37It's about the arcade!

00:31:38I thought it might be.

00:31:40What about the video arcade?

00:31:42Mr. Rudder, I...

00:31:43It's just that...

00:31:44I think you're all wrong about the arcade.

00:31:47It's a great place for boys and girls to have a good time.

00:31:52Why, all kids need somewhere they can have a good time.

00:31:56And in having a good time, they'd be somewhere like Eugene.

00:32:00He's been somewhere.

00:32:02He's now here.

00:32:03And...

00:32:05Hi.

00:32:06He works the arcade, don't you?

00:32:08Yes, I do.

00:32:09Tell him about it.

00:32:10I enjoy my work there very much.

00:32:12It's a wonderful place to work.

00:32:13It's enough, Eugene.

00:32:17Mel?

00:32:22Max?

00:32:26What is that?

00:32:31Hey, come on.

00:32:32Let's go somewhere.

00:32:34Hey, look!

00:32:35You're gonna love it!

00:32:36Pratt, you're gonna wake up all the neighbors.

00:32:38We stole all the video games!

00:32:39You stole what?

00:32:40Can we keep one for the den?

00:32:41I have one for the...

00:32:42I have one for the...

00:32:46Here's a receipt for the truck rental, Uncle Joe.

00:32:48Receipt for what?

00:32:50Joshua, you see it?

00:32:51See what?

00:32:57Hey, Arnie, what happened?

00:32:58What happened?

00:33:14Hey, Candy.

00:33:15Candy, you look great.

00:33:16It's great.

00:33:17Hi, champ.

00:33:18Hi, Candy.

00:33:19You want to play Pac-Man?

00:33:20Maybe later.

00:33:21Maybe later.

00:33:22Maybe later.

00:33:23Oh.

00:33:24Hey, Vidiot!

00:33:25Hey, Vidiot!

00:33:26Vid.

00:33:27Hey.

00:33:28I see the gang's all here, huh?

00:33:30Hey!

00:33:31What's the idea?

00:33:32Open it up and not alerting the Vidiot?

00:33:33We see we're not open.

00:33:34We took care of a little business and now we're celebrating.

00:33:35We're gonna have to leave because this party is private.

00:33:36Well, why can't we stay?

00:33:37I told ya then.

00:33:38We're not open.

00:33:39Well, I told ya.

00:33:40Well, uh.

00:33:41I told ya, we're not open.

00:33:42Well, uh, I'll tell ya what.

00:33:43How about if we play for it?

00:33:44You against me, and if I win we stay.

00:33:57If you win we leave.

00:33:58No, now you know I never play these games.

00:34:00I'll tell ya what.

00:34:01Well, uh, you know I never play these games.

00:34:03I'll tell ya.

00:34:04no now you know i never play these games i'll tell you what i'll tell you what you pick your

00:34:09best player him against me if he wins no problems i leave you got a game

00:34:29okay here let's get this show on the road now the rules of the arena are very simple

00:34:34each man will play one complete game of satan's hollow and at the end of the game the man with

00:34:40the highest point total will be the winner i'm gonna kill you go for it match head

00:34:48come on come on players in position ready to start game tokens please ready start game

00:35:04go

00:35:11okay come on let's go dorfus

00:35:13Dorfus, what are you doing?

00:35:15Dorfus, what are you doing?

00:35:17It's time to play.

00:35:18Come on.

00:35:19Dorfus, come on.

00:35:20Eat the hot dog.

00:35:21Let's start it.

00:35:22Come on.

00:35:23Play the game, Dorfus.

00:35:24Dorfus, play the game.

00:35:26Play the game, Dorfus.

00:35:28Come on, guys.

00:35:29Dorfus, watch out.

00:35:30You're about to be hit, Dorfus.

00:35:33Dorfus.

00:35:35Dorfus, come on.

00:35:36Here's your second man.

00:35:36Come on.

00:35:37Dorfus.

00:35:39Dorfus, play the game.

00:35:43Oh, yeah.

00:35:44Yeah.

00:35:46What's this, Dorfus?

00:35:47Pick it up.

00:35:48We're going to do this.

00:35:48Come on.

00:35:48We've got to win.

00:35:49Come on, Dorfus.

00:35:50Get going.

00:35:51Oh, yeah.

00:35:52Oh, yeah.

00:35:57This is great.

00:35:58This is great.

00:35:59Dorfus, what are you doing?

00:36:04Get down to your last man, Dorfus.

00:36:08There's only one man.

00:36:09What are you doing, Dorfus?

00:36:11Dorfus, come on.

00:36:11There's only one left.

00:36:12Come on.

00:36:13What's he doing?

00:36:15Too bad, Dorfus.

00:36:17Too bad.

00:36:20I lost my candy boy.

00:36:22Oh, there's your man.

00:36:28All right.

00:36:34Go, yeah.

00:36:35Go, go.

00:36:37Go, go.

00:36:39Go, go.

00:36:40Go, go, go.

00:36:41Go, go.

00:36:41Go, go, go.

00:36:42Go, go, go.

00:36:44Go, go.

00:36:45Go, go.

00:36:46Go, go, go.

00:36:46Go, go.

00:36:47Go, go.

00:36:48Go, go.

00:36:49Go, go.

00:36:50Go, go.

00:36:51Go, go.

00:36:52Go, go, go.

00:36:52Go, go.

00:36:53Go, go, go.

00:36:53Go, go.

00:36:54Go, go, go.

00:36:55Go, go, go.

00:36:55Oh

00:37:25Dorfus, you won.

00:37:35Hey, Dorfus.

00:37:37Dorfus, you can stop now.

00:37:39Hey, Dorfus, it's only a game.

00:37:41Come on.

00:37:41No, no, Jeff, it's not just a game.

00:37:43It's a Dorfus.

00:37:44Playing video games is like eating or sleeping, breathing.

00:37:48Things that we take for granted and never question.

00:37:50You ask Dorfus to stop and you don't realize that for him to give up

00:37:53would be for him to give up on the very impulse that allows his heart

00:37:56to continue beating, the blood to surge through his veins

00:37:59and the air to fill through his lungs.

00:38:06God, Eugene, you're making me sick to my stomach.

00:38:14You have just witnessed a true champion.

00:38:19Sorry you lost, but maybe she color your hair.

00:38:22Hey, hey, look, Vidiot, you can stay, but no trouble.

00:38:27Promise?

00:38:27Hey, man, a Vidiot never promises nothing to no one.

00:38:41Oh, no.

00:38:44Uh-oh.

00:38:45Patsy, I thought I told you you couldn't come here anymore.

00:38:48Yeah, but, Daddy, that was like to the video arcade.

00:38:50This isn't a video arcade.

00:38:51It's like a party in the middle of the night at the video arcade.

00:38:53So this is like just part of the atmosphere.

00:38:55Bailey, you've gone too far this time.

00:38:58You have no right to keep this business open this late at night.

00:39:00We are not open for business, Rudder.

00:39:03This is a private party.

00:39:04Yeah, Daddy, and no offense, but you weren't on the invite list.

00:39:07Way rude.

00:39:09Look, you're taking blatant advantage of these minors.

00:39:12I mean, look around how these young girls are dressed.

00:39:14Yeah, and I know each and every one personally,

00:39:17so if you're interested, let me know which one of them.

00:39:19It's up with them.

00:39:19Look, I've had just about enough of you for one night, young man.

00:39:22I want you out of here, Rudder.

00:39:23This is a private gathering.

00:39:25I'm leaving.

00:39:26But you haven't heard the last of me yet.

00:39:29It's a stupid idea about stealing those games and renting a truck.

00:39:34Stupid.

00:39:35Shut up, shut up, shut up.

00:39:43I want you two to arrange a spontaneous public demonstration outside this arcade tomorrow afternoon.

00:39:57That's a good idea, Uncle Joseph.

00:39:59Yeah, well, I'll screw this one up.

00:40:00Uncle Joseph, that reminds me.

00:40:02We screwed it up with the truck tonight, and we're going to pick up the tab.

00:40:06I got the receipt right here, so don't worry.

00:40:09We're going to take care of it personally.

00:40:10This is Alexis Wheeler speaking to you live from Bailey's Video Arcade.

00:40:15We're in the middle of a spontaneous demonstration to close down the arcade.

00:40:19We have a special interview for you with this gentleman over here.

00:40:22Oh, excuse me.

00:40:24Your name, sir?

00:40:26Joseph Rudder.

00:40:27Rudder Enterprises, right here in River City.

00:40:29Mr. Rudder, do you have anything to do with this demonstration?

00:40:32Well, no, ma'am.

00:40:32I came here as a shocked parent, a concerned parent,

00:40:35who cares very deeply about all the children of this community.

00:40:37You know, what takes place here, day after day,

00:40:42stands as a testament to the rotting moral decay of our society.

00:40:45Rudder was determined to close us down from the moment he walked into this place.

00:40:49The man's a driven asshole.

00:40:51No, no, you don't see what I mean.

00:40:52He was there when Alvin Lola ran out with their tops off.

00:40:55He thinks we're running a bordello.

00:40:58Bordello?

00:40:58Yes, you should have seen the expression on the druggist's face when I picked up these slides this morning.

00:41:03Look at this.

00:41:04What do you get there?

00:41:05And so, at the video arcade, with one very angry and frustrated parent.

00:41:09This is Alexis Wheeler, Channel 6, Up to the Minute News.

00:41:12Oh, I got an idea.

00:41:16Alexis!

00:41:16This is Alexis Wheeler, speaking to you poolside at the home of Mr. Joseph Rudder,

00:41:21who is conducting the campaign in this city to close down the video arcade.

00:41:25Mr. Rudder, thank you for allowing us into your home.

00:41:27Could you reiterate to our audience what it is you plan to accomplish?

00:41:30Now, we have a contingency of parents demonstrating in front of the arcade now,

00:41:34and we will continue to do so until Mayor Neville calls a special meeting of the city council

00:41:38to discuss this issue specifically.

00:41:40And it has to be done soon before any more harm to our children is done.

00:41:43Have you, in fact, ever gone to the video arcade?

00:41:45Haven't I made myself clear, lady?

00:41:48A damn video arcade is nothing but a breeding ground for decadent and antisocial behavior.

00:41:53That's interesting, Mr. Rudder.

00:41:55Speaking of antisocial behavior,

00:41:57I have photographic evidence of you at the arcade with two semi-nude girls in your arms.

00:42:02What is this? Is this a setup or something?

00:42:04I mean, what do you think you are, Mike Wallace or Howard Gosell or something, huh?

00:42:08Are you aware of the photograph of which I speak?

00:42:10I have no idea of what you are talking about.

00:42:12Do you have that photograph with you?

00:42:13No.

00:42:14Oh, sure.

00:42:15Uh, but I do know where it can be found.

00:42:17Uh, yeah, well, this is the worst example of shoddy journalism I have ever seen.

00:42:20Well, I don't know. I thought it was a pretty good example of shoddy journalism.

00:42:23No further comment, thank you.

00:42:25Uh, no, Mr. Rudder, we're not quite through.

00:42:27We have a few more questions.

00:42:28Uh, we have just a few more questions.

00:42:31Uh, no, no, no.

00:42:31George says it's over. It's over.

00:42:33All we have to do now is wait for his call.

00:42:35We got him this time.

00:42:36Hey, I thought you said you were coming along.

00:42:47These guys don't count.

00:42:49You got the photographs like we agreed?

00:42:51Yeah, but there's something I want you to understand.

00:42:53Two things.

00:42:53I want the photo, and I want you to tell that lady journalist that photo was a phony.

00:42:56You can have it.

00:42:58But you got a promise that you'll leave this arcade alone and that you'll drop those stupid charges.

00:43:03I promised you that on the phone, didn't I?

00:43:05Now, where's the photo?

00:43:06It's right over here behind the ball.

00:43:07Hey, hey, these guys are a little impatient, aren't they?

00:43:10Well, I want that photograph.

00:43:14Okay, now, here's what you're looking for, but, uh, first I want you to sign a simple agreement.

00:43:19You know, it's nothing complicated.

00:43:20It just simply reaffirms our understanding.

00:43:24I gave you my word.

00:43:25I'm sorry, Rudder, but that's just not quite good enough.

00:43:31You got the photograph?

00:43:33All right, fine, let's go.

00:43:37Hold on!

00:43:42Let's go.

00:43:52Excuse me.

00:43:53Excuse me, all demonstrators.

00:43:54If you come up here and turn in your picket signs, you'll get one free token.

00:43:58That's right, right up here by the snack bar.

00:43:59Come on.

00:44:00Close the arcade!

00:44:02Close the arcade!

00:44:09What's going on here?

00:44:10Where are the demonstrators?

00:44:11It's not our fault, Uncle Joseph.

00:44:13Yeah, Uncle Joseph.

00:44:13We've been outsmarted here.

00:44:14We've been outsmarted here.

00:44:16This is our place.

00:44:18What are all these old dudes doing here, hanging out, taking up all our games?

00:44:22This place is open to the public.

00:44:24I can't determine who comes in here and plays these games.

00:44:26How could you let this happen?

00:44:29Oh, man, you sold out.

00:44:31You really sold out to the max, man.

00:44:33Okay, idiot, out of here right now.

00:44:35Hey, you don't have to tell us to leave.

00:44:37We're on our way out of here anyway.

00:44:38We don't want to hang in your crummy joint.

00:44:40Hey!

00:44:40Come on!

00:44:45Come on!

00:44:51I guess it!

00:44:53Yeah, what do you want?

00:44:54All right.

00:44:55Could you take me to your leader?

00:44:59The name's King Vidiot.

00:45:01These are my subjects.

00:45:03Hey, uh,

00:45:04have you got a sister?

00:45:05Me? No.

00:45:06No, I...

00:45:06It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Vidiot.

00:45:08My card.

00:45:10I'm not impressed.

00:45:13Well, that's too bad,

00:45:14because I think we're on the same side.

00:45:17However, if you decide you need help

00:45:19with our young friend, Mr. Bailey, in there,

00:45:21give me a call.

00:45:28What the hell are you doing here?

00:45:30You said you wanted to talk.

00:45:31I'm in my office.

00:45:32I don't like offices.

00:45:33Why don't you use a door?

00:45:35I don't like doors.

00:45:36Very well, Mr. Vidiot.

00:45:37Have a seat.

00:45:38I don't like seats.

00:45:42And that's another thing.

00:45:44The name is King Vidiot,

00:45:47not Mr. Vidiot.

00:45:50You can call me your highness if you like.

00:45:52You and I have something in common.

00:45:54Do you know what that is?

00:45:59We both like to hang out in public bathrooms.

00:46:01No.

00:46:01We both hate that arcade.

00:46:04Wait a minute, man.

00:46:06I love the arcade.

00:46:08Then let me put it another way.

00:46:09We both hate Jefferson Bailey.

00:46:11I saw him kick you out of there last night,

00:46:13and if you're half the leader,

00:46:14I think you are.

00:46:15I am half the leader.

00:46:16You think I am.

00:46:18You'd like some revenge?

00:46:19Revenge.

00:46:20Yeah.

00:46:22Revenge.

00:46:23Sure.

00:46:25Revenge.

00:46:36Revenge.

00:46:38He's sweet.

00:46:39I'll tell you what.

00:46:43You help me force Jefferson Bailey out of business,

00:46:46and I'll buy you your own video game.

00:46:52If you're dying,

00:46:53I'm not going to give you mouth to mouth.

00:46:54You mean my very own machine?

00:47:01Yeah.

00:47:02Nobody else can touch it?

00:47:03No.

00:47:05What do I got to do?

00:47:06Well, I want a major disturbance at the arcade.

00:47:10Oh, man, we do that all the time.

00:47:12Yeah, but I want a special one.

00:47:13I've got to force the mayor to move.

00:47:15Oh, yeah.

00:47:16Yeah, like,

00:47:17like,

00:47:18breaking some bones.

00:47:22Oh, yeah.

00:47:23Revenge.

00:47:26Oh, man,

00:47:27what if we was to have some wheels?

00:47:32Some wheels?

00:47:34Yeah.

00:47:36Wheels.

00:47:43Yeah.

00:47:51Yeah.

00:47:52Yeah.

00:47:53Yeah.

00:47:54Yeah.

00:47:55Yeah.

00:47:56Yeah.

00:47:57Yeah.

00:47:58Yeah.

00:47:59Yeah.

00:48:00Yeah.

00:48:01Yeah.

00:48:02Yeah.

00:48:03Yeah.

00:48:04Yeah.

00:48:05Yeah.

00:48:06Yeah.

00:48:07Yeah.

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:10Yeah.

00:48:11Yeah.

00:48:12Yeah.

00:48:13Yeah.

00:48:14Yeah.

00:48:15Yeah.

00:48:16Yeah.

00:48:17Yeah.

00:48:18Yeah.

00:48:19Yeah.

00:48:20Yeah.

00:48:21Yeah.

00:48:22Yeah.

00:48:23hello operator quick give me the police this is an emergency this is a Lexus

00:48:28wheeler reporting to you from the video arcade where violence has just erupted

00:48:34mr. runner were you a witness to what happened here today I have nothing to

00:48:38say to you because of course you're here to apologize for your scurrilous

00:48:41accusations I have nothing to apologize about but I will admit that with the

00:48:45violence here today the mayor is gonna really have a problem everything that's

00:48:48been going on thanks for the wheels man hi mom what did that young man me I have

00:48:54no idea just another one of these lunatics from this asylum would you start to say

00:48:58about the mayor I was only suggesting that the mayor will more than likely want

00:49:02to call a meeting to discuss your folks straight from Alexis Wheeler the mayor is

00:49:05calling a special emergency meeting to set this video arcade down I never said

00:49:08such a thing I never thank you back my microphone

00:49:13there will be order in this room that's better now proceed with the opening

00:49:21statement sir mr. rudder mr. mayor councilman concerned parents

00:49:26children

00:49:43mr. rudder would you go ahead thank you mr. mayor as you know we are here to

00:49:49extinguish the filth and the decadence that is commonly referred to as video

00:49:53game entertainment fortunately here in River City the problem is isolated though

00:49:59no less threatening the trouble right here in River City is Bailey's video arcade

00:50:04mr. Bailey you care to make some opening remarks you mean other than to say that

00:50:18the honorable mr. Joseph rudder is full of shit what are some of the signs of this video

00:50:28madness what should a concern parent look for a large semicircle of calluses here

00:50:34along the ridge between the thumb and the forefinger one should also look for

00:50:38pac-man arthritis or the blinky syndrome which manifests itself in the lower

00:50:44forearm and wrist of the playing hand the hand that holds the joy stick is there

00:50:56anything else you have observed sure germs nurse tubbit the kids play with their joy

00:51:03sticks day in and day out jerking back and forth sweating on them and they don't even

00:51:09clean them off when they're through well as it turns out most of my boys are

00:51:20spending all their time at these damn video games why they were addicted to them

00:51:24it is it's worse than dope or booze or even women and it takes your driveway like

00:51:29self-abuse

00:51:31you were to summarize the effect the video arcade has had on you what would you say

00:51:38oh you mean like in uh 25 words or less uh the video arcade has made me what i am today

00:51:48i hoped to convey the very specific easily discernible damages done by the video arcade i would be remiss in my

00:52:04responsibilities as spokesman for this cause without trying to express to you the frightfully immoral

00:52:10nature of the arcade ambience itself as soon as you walk through the door you are hit by the

00:52:16the stench for the filth that covers the premises she's 16 she's beautiful she's ready for action

00:52:24what am i feeling oh job job my body is mega-entrenched but restless and abandoned to be as one of you

00:52:31i'm sorry cassie i'm busy you have to go elsewhere for your sexual gratification

00:52:35oh jump the line is always so awesome

00:52:38go

00:52:40oh baby baby baby

00:52:52oh

00:52:54he said 15 minutes but it's always longer this is my fourth time today and i'm going to even

00:53:00do

00:53:10do

00:53:12do

00:53:14do

00:53:18do

00:53:22do

00:53:24do

00:53:26do

00:53:28And so in conclusion, I hope you can all see the urgent need to close this place down as quickly and as efficiently as possible.

00:53:50Now, I have listened very carefully to Mr. Rudder, as I'm sure most of us have.

00:53:59Now, I would like to tell you the truth, that the video arcade is quite a different place than what my esteemed opponent has described.

00:54:07Children of all ages are welcome at the video arcade.

00:54:11And now today, class, we will continue our lesson in computer science.

00:54:15Mr. Bailey, I want you to know that your lessons have been very instrumental in getting me into college.

00:54:21That's right, sir, especially your lessons on your private computer.

00:54:28I like milk. It's very nutritious.

00:54:32I'm drinking milk for good.

00:54:34Oh, I'm sorry, Eugene. I accidentally rubbed my breast up against you.

00:54:47No harm done, Candy.

00:54:52I'm in the office. These are excellent hit dogs in bins. The best I've ever had.

00:54:57Thank you, Your Holiness, but it's hot dog and beans.

00:55:00Yes, of course.

00:55:04Cardinal Dorfus, do you smell something?

00:55:08Why, no, Your Holiness, I do not.

00:55:11Well, never mind.

00:55:13Remember, Your Holiness, the words of the Apostle Paul.

00:55:16He who smelt it first hath dealt it first.

00:55:19Yes, that is as it should be.

00:55:21I would be wholly remiss in my duties if I didn't call one very special witness to the stand.

00:55:32That is, of course, if I have the approval of Mr. Runner.

00:55:37It's a free country.

00:55:38Patsy Runner.

00:55:40Now, in your own words, would you please tell the council how you feel about the video arcade?

00:55:49Okay, like, where are we supposed to go?

00:55:56Sure, there's the gallery, and there's, like, going to the movies and everything,

00:56:00or going to 7-Eleven after school for stuff, but, like, that's totally it.

00:56:04Well, John Bailey's video arcade is the only place to go for good, clean, fun.

00:56:11Good, clean, fun?

00:56:12My God!

00:56:12Patsy!

00:56:13Patsy!

00:56:13Let the good and clean about this place and slam it here!

00:56:16Unadulterated slam it!

00:56:18Immoralist slam!

00:56:20Slime!

00:56:21What?

00:56:22Well, thank you, Mr. Rudder, for very nicely leading me into my next point about immorality

00:56:33as we see it today.

00:56:35Ladies and gentlemen, as a way of clearing up Mr. Rudder's definition of immoral slime,

00:56:43watch this!

00:56:46No!

00:56:52Max, you said you got that photo!

00:56:57I did it, it's right here!

00:57:03May I please have Eugene's photograph?

00:57:10And in conclusion, as for the video arcade being a threat to the community,

00:57:15I'll tell you that.

00:57:17Until my grandfather and I opened the arcade,

00:57:20these kids never felt that they belonged to a community at all.

00:57:26At the arcade, the kids belong.

00:57:29Yeah!

00:57:31Yeah!

00:57:32Yeah!

00:57:43Your Honor, no city ordinances have been broken.

00:57:44I don't see who could possibly close this.

00:57:45This council of River City concludes that no laws have been broken at the arcade,

00:57:53so we can find no evidence to warrant its closing.

00:57:57Yeah!

00:57:58Yeah!

00:58:03As long as you don't break any laws.

00:58:07Let's get the hell out of here.

00:58:09You best go home now, darling.

00:58:16Oh, oh!

00:58:17Well, congratulations, young Mr. Bailey, you did quite well in here.

00:58:21Well, thank you, Rudder, that's very sportsman-like of it.

00:58:24Suppose you think you've got this thing won, huh?

00:58:26You heard what the mayor said, as long as we keep things within the law.

00:58:29Well, I suppose you'd be interested to see what my two nephews here

00:58:32have found in the kitchen of your snack bar.

00:58:34You're just not going to give up, are you, Rudder?

00:58:38Well, you son of a-

00:58:39No, no, just wait a minute!

00:58:40What?

00:58:42Um, well, I just had an idea, that's all.

00:58:45I thought that maybe we could settle this like gentlemen.

00:58:47What?

00:58:47What, are you crazy, Eugene?

00:58:48You're empty-handed or something?

00:58:49No!

00:58:50It's just the last time we had a disagreement,

00:58:52we played a game at the arcade,

00:58:54and the winner of the game decides.

00:58:58This old wimp speak for you?

00:58:59Yeah, this little wimp speaks for me,

00:59:00and I challenge you to a game.

00:59:02My man against any man you choose.

00:59:05If you win, I'll close the arcade down.

00:59:08But if I win, you leave the arcade the hell alone.

00:59:13You know, my man is Highness King Vidiot!

00:59:16Yeah, and my man is Jonathan MacDorphis!

00:59:19Okay, this time, we play my game.

00:59:24Superpack!

00:59:25Piece of cake!

00:59:26Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

00:59:29Ha!

00:59:37Well, then it's all settled in.

00:59:39Shall we say, uh, nine o'clock in the morning?

00:59:40Give me a lemon runner!

00:59:41I gotta eat my breakfast first!

00:59:43Okay, calm down, man. You're in training. No two...

00:59:47All right, you two know what to do now, huh?

00:59:50You sure you know where that slob kid lives?

00:59:56Well, well, kid. What do you say, huh?

00:59:58Where's your man?

00:59:59Dorfus? He's around.

01:00:01No, he's not around.

01:00:02Excuse me, sir, private conversation. Thank you.

01:00:04You bet, sure.

01:00:05He's not at home, and the guy at the hot dog stand next door

01:00:07hasn't seen him since last night.

01:00:09Not since last night?

01:00:10No.

01:00:11Your Highness, I'll tell you what kid has put up a shut-up time.

01:00:13Are you gonna forfeit?

01:00:14No, I am. I'll just choose someone else to play.

01:00:16I'll tell you what, Bailey, you're so smart, I'll play you.

01:00:20No, that's not the deal.

01:00:21That's right. Besides, idiot, you know I never play these games.

01:00:24Never play these games? Sure you never play these games.

01:00:27That's right, so it wouldn't be fair, so I'll just choose someone else to play.

01:00:30See shit in me?

01:00:31No! Everybody knows Bailey doesn't play video games.

01:00:34He's a regular chicken.

01:00:36I'll tell you what, Bailey, let's sweeten the pot a little bit here, huh?

01:00:41I'll let you play, but you gotta promise that if you lose this match,

01:00:44you'll not only shut this arcade down, you'll never open another arcade here in River City, huh?

01:00:48All right, you got it. But you gotta give me 15 minutes.

01:00:55You got it.

01:01:01I think there's something I should tell you.

01:01:03Yeah?

01:01:04Well, you know the reason why I never play these games?

01:01:07No.

01:01:08Well, they make me physically ill.

01:01:11What?

01:01:12Yeah.

01:01:13I mean, every time I look into one of those screens, I get dizzy.

01:01:17John?

01:01:18Are you okay?

01:01:19Yeah.

01:01:20I mean, you look a little weird.

01:01:21No. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's cool. Thanks.

01:01:23Aw.

01:01:25Jeff, you must be shitting me.

01:01:27Well, Eugene, I wouldn't shit you at a time like this.

01:01:33But why? Why, Jeff? Why do you get so dizzy?

01:01:37I know. I'll run and get some Dramamine.

01:01:39Eugene, that is not gonna help.

01:01:42I guess I better tell you the whole story.

01:01:46It all started, Eugene, because I love video games.

01:01:50And I guess that's why Dorfus and I became so close.

01:01:53I mean, we'd play each other, and sometimes he'd win, and sometimes I'd win, and...

01:01:59Gosh, you must be really good.

01:02:01I was, Eugene. Was.

01:02:04Anyhow, about six months ago, I convinced my grandfather to turn the warehouse into the arcade.

01:02:12And we had a fantastic grand opening.

01:02:16And after we were closed, my girlfriend and I, Sandy, well, we kinda hung around a while, you know, and...

01:02:21God, it was wonderful, Eugene. We were so in love.

01:02:27What happened then?

01:02:29They moved out of town, and I haven't seen her since.

01:02:32And now, every time I look into one of those screens, I see the reflection of her father.

01:02:38And I haven't played those games since.

01:02:41I'll help you, Jeff.

01:02:43You gotta come through this. Everybody out there's depending on you.

01:02:46You gonna help me, Eugene?

01:02:47You gonna help me, Eugene?

01:02:48You can count on me, Jeff.

01:02:53Make sure these three monsters are thought of moving the four and three in Energizer.

01:02:56You only have a limited number. Use them sparingly with maximum power potential.

01:03:00The Energizer's hard to Pac-Man what spinach is to Popeye.

01:03:04Never hesitate moving the Pac-Man. Hesitation can be more formal heavy than the monsters.

01:03:08Courage is one of four ways to stop hesitation.

01:03:11The other three are practice, practice, practice!

01:03:14Come on, Jeff. Do it. You can do it.

01:03:16Just look at it.

01:03:18Eugene, I know you're trying, but I can't. I don't think I can do it.

01:03:21This is the grandfather of all Pac-Man games.

01:03:24This is where it all started. No, you've gotta do it.

01:03:26You don't have much time.

01:03:33What happened?

01:03:34Nothing. What was I?

01:03:35It's time to go to the joystick.

01:03:36Oh, no, Eugene. I don't think I can do it.

01:03:37Come on, Bailey. Get up there and do it.

01:03:40Come on, it's got a maze in the middle.

01:03:42Oh, yeah, Jeanette.

01:03:43It's the same thing as a maze. Go, man.

01:03:45That's enough. Now dodge. Faster, faster.

01:03:47Get down.

01:03:48We'll get to the man.

01:03:49Perfect. Go.

01:03:50It's just like Super Mac.

01:03:52Except she's just your key guard.

01:03:53Go.

01:03:54Okay, Eugene, it's coming back.

01:03:56Yeah. Okay.

01:03:58I feel it.

01:03:59Fucking fast. Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.

01:04:01Yeah.

01:04:02The mo's working, Eugene.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05Yeah.

01:04:06Yeah.

01:04:07Yeah.

01:04:08Yeah.

01:04:09Yeah.

01:04:10Yeah.

01:04:11Yeah.

01:04:12Okay, Eugene.

01:04:13We got it, go.

01:04:14Come on, David.

01:04:15Come on, we got it.

01:04:16We got it.

01:04:17We got it.

01:04:18We got it.

01:04:19Go, David.

01:04:20Go, go, go.

01:04:23Yeah.

01:04:24Yeah.

01:04:25All right.

01:04:26Okay, Eugene.

01:04:27All right, Eugene.

01:04:28I got the moment.

01:04:29The big mo is working.

01:04:30All right.

01:04:31All right.

01:04:32All right.

01:04:33Idiot.

01:04:34I am ready.

01:04:35You had better be here.

01:04:37Okay, if everyone would like just bag the noise, okay, like we could do this.

01:04:41Okay.

01:04:42Players on their marks.

01:04:43Yeah.

01:04:44Set.

01:04:45Start.

01:04:46Yay!

01:04:47Come on, Jeff.

01:04:48Come on, Jeff.

01:04:49Come on, Jeff.

01:04:50Let's go.

01:04:51Come on, come on.

01:04:52Get that power pedal in.

01:04:53Come on.

01:04:54Ain't nothing gonna save you now, Bailey.

01:04:57Come on, Jeff.

01:04:58Concentrate.

01:04:59Big mo.

01:05:00Come on, help me, please.

01:05:01Come on.

01:05:02Oh, no.

01:05:03No.

01:05:04Oh, no, this can't be happening.

01:05:05This can't be happening.

01:05:06Oh, my God.

01:05:07What am I doing?

01:05:08What am I doing?

01:05:09Help me.

01:05:14Find Dorfus.

01:05:15Oh, my God.

01:05:16Uncle Joe's gonna freak.

01:05:18Oh, God.

01:05:19Uncle Joe's gonna freak.

01:05:20Oh, God.

01:05:21Max, you know?

01:05:22I smell something fishy.

01:05:23This shit here's not going anywhere.

01:05:24Why don't you and me go down the arcade and see if everything's all right with Uncle Joe?

01:05:29Oh, yeah.

01:05:30We're not on the table.

01:05:31Oh, yeah.

01:05:32We're not on the table.

01:05:33Oh, yeah.

01:05:34We're not on the table.

01:05:35Hey, boys, what's that over there?

01:05:36And, uh, why is he, uh, why is he going after me like that?

01:05:37Uh, he's a big guy.

01:05:38Oh, yeah.

01:05:39We're not on the table.

01:05:40Hey, boys, what's that over there?

01:05:42And, uh, why is he, uh, why is he going after me like that?

01:05:46Uh, he's a big guy.

01:05:48He's a cat.

01:05:49That must be a cat.

01:05:51Al, what are you doing?

01:05:53Get out of here.

01:05:55Oh, my.

01:05:56My prayers have been answered.

01:06:10Oh, God.

01:06:12Oh, take me.

01:06:13Take all of me.

01:06:14Oh, my.

01:06:15Oh, my.

01:06:16Oh, my.

01:06:17Oh, my.

01:06:18Oh, my.

01:06:19Oh, my.

01:06:20Oh, my.

01:06:21Oh, my.

01:06:22Oh, my.

01:06:23Oh, my.

01:06:24Oh, my.

01:06:25Can I.

01:06:27Oh, my.

01:06:28What's this cat?

01:06:31Jeff, I can't find him anywhere, but don't worry.

01:06:33Just remember, it's a big mole.

01:06:36Help.

01:06:37Help.

01:06:38Come on.

01:06:40Come on.

01:06:42Donuts, donuts.

01:06:45Give me a...

01:06:46Ain't nothing going to help you now, Jeff.

01:06:48That's all right.

01:06:49Forget it about the past.

01:06:50Just concentrate now.

01:06:51Do it now.

01:06:54Yeah, Lydia, oh, hi.

01:06:57I just keep those corners coming to the clay till the day we die.

01:07:01John, the mayor.

01:07:06Oh, shit.

01:07:07Okay, Eugene, you're the new assistant manager.

01:07:11I want you to go talk to him, PR him, schmooze him.

01:07:14Okay, do it.

01:07:20Mayor Neville, hi.

01:07:22I'm Eugene Groby.

01:07:23Uh, the assistant manager here at the establishment.

01:07:26Yeah, can I help you?

01:07:27Oh, no, thank you, Eugene.

01:07:29I just thought I'd come down here and have a cordial look around for myself.

01:07:33Uh-huh, yes.

01:07:34Well, then as a way of making you feel welcome,

01:07:36can I present you with some complimentary tokens so you can play the games?

01:07:40Oh, these games?

01:07:41Can we play these games?

01:07:42No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:07:43I don't think so, Eugene.

01:07:44Oh, come on, give it a try.

01:07:46You're only young ones.

01:07:46Oh.

01:07:47Hey, there, play Gour.

01:07:48It's easy.

01:07:50Here's your token.

01:07:51Uh, what's that for?

01:07:52Well, we use those instead of quarters.

01:07:54Put it in the slot right there.

01:07:57Uh-huh.

01:07:57Now, what do I do?

01:07:58Oh, press start.

01:08:00Press start.

01:08:02And try and not get blasted by these ships.

01:08:04Hmm.

01:08:07What happened?

01:08:09You got blasted by these ships.

01:08:10Oh, I did, didn't I?

01:08:13Well, they can't do that to me.

01:08:14We'll just see about that.

01:08:16Let me try again.

01:08:18What do I do?

01:08:19Hold on to the joystick there.

01:08:20That's it.

01:08:21And then just dodge.

01:08:22Yeah, yeah.

01:08:22Now, with your index finger, you can shoot.

01:08:24And yeah, there you go.

01:08:26All right.

01:08:26Oh, please help me.

01:08:38Come on.

01:08:38You can do it.

01:08:39I don't know.

01:08:40Come on.

01:08:40What's the matter, Bailey?

01:08:43Come on.

01:08:44Come here, Bailey.

01:08:45Come here.

01:08:46Come here.

01:08:46If you'll untie me, we can prepare for a marathon experience, unlike anything you've had before.

01:09:00This is unlike anything I've had before?

01:09:04Yes, yes.

01:09:05But what I'm talking about is your wildest fantasies come to life.

01:09:13We'll meet again tonight.

01:09:15And I will have other, young, strong bodies with me.

01:09:21Yes, and even some, I know you're not going to believe this, better than I.

01:09:28Better than you?

01:09:29Yes.

01:09:30Yes, there are some out there.

01:09:33A few, but they're there.

01:09:36And they'll be with me tonight.

01:09:37I'll see you tonight.

01:09:59Don't you worry about it around the world

01:10:03They've got a new hit on the way with a little boy or a girl

01:10:09Someday there won't be need for these men anymore

01:10:14Open the hall in the green room

01:10:17Turn out the lights, the party's over

01:10:21You about ready to call it quits there, Bailey boy?

01:10:25It's not over yet, brother

01:10:26Come on, Jeff

01:10:27Concentrate

01:10:29Hey, you're last man, looks like liquidation time to me

01:10:33Yeah, give that boy a bar fest

01:10:36Oh, the clovers, the clovers

01:10:40Hey, uh, I want your face up to it, pal

01:10:46You're a loser

01:10:47Come on, Jeff

01:10:48Come on, do it, you can do it

01:10:50Come on, talk to me

01:10:51Hey, keep it in

01:10:53Might as well put it in bed, huh?

01:10:55You got whooped in royally

01:10:57Good game, Bailey

01:11:03It's quitting, he stopped playing

01:11:05That'll all be over in a second anyway

01:11:08Video, video, video, video, video, video, video games

01:11:17Wait, Dorfus, before you take over, there's something you should know

01:11:28The reason Jeff doesn't play games

01:11:30What do you mean about Sandy?

01:11:31So what?

01:11:32Well, it's just that I thought you were his friend, that's all

01:11:34Come on, you guys, we can discuss this later now

01:11:36Dorfus, help, help

01:11:38I am Jeff's friend

01:11:39What, don't you want me to save the arcade?

01:11:42Of course I do

01:11:42But I just think it's more important that we make Jeff face his problems

01:11:45If you take over now, he may be scarred for life

01:11:48Dorfus, he's got to do it himself

01:11:51Eugene, not now, please

01:11:53Jeff, Eugene's right

01:11:58Man, you, you, you, you, you gotta face up this

01:12:01You gotta quit hiding from this

01:12:03I know you can do it, man

01:12:04Go for it

01:12:05Go for it, Jeff

01:12:08Alright, go

01:12:10Clean eyes, quick hands

01:12:13Energize, my soul again

01:12:16Go and see, my name and light

01:12:19I'll play with my George King

01:12:21The way to the left, jerk and right

01:12:25He doesn't have this

01:12:26Yeah

01:12:27No, there's no way he's gonna catch up

01:12:42No way, no way

01:12:43What, what mistaken is that?

01:12:45Why'd you kill off your last man's arms?

01:12:47You never do that till you definitely won

01:12:49You killed me, sir

01:12:50What are you listening to me for?

01:12:52You're supposed to be the expert

01:12:53No, I, oh God

01:12:55No, wait

01:12:56Does that mean I don't get my own video game?

01:13:00No, no, no

01:13:02Listen, the violation is wrong

01:13:05It ain't changed

01:13:05No, no, no, no

01:13:07Stay down

01:13:10Get

01:13:10How's it hanging?

01:13:12Everything's under control, but Joseph, don't worry

01:13:14Neville?

01:13:16Neville, you gonna lie this video managed to go on?

01:13:18Oh, I've run out of tokens

01:13:20Uh, better give me a token

01:13:21This place is a health finish

01:13:23I got photographic proof of violent

01:13:25Health darkness violations

01:13:27Oh, for all of your ass, brother

01:13:29This is a great place

01:13:30Really a great place

01:13:31Listen, you're gonna get me a token or archer

01:13:33Oh

01:13:33Video

01:13:35Joystick

01:13:37Leave another quarter

01:13:38Video

01:13:39Joystick

01:13:40Please let me have a quarter

01:13:41Video

01:13:42Joystick

01:13:43I got to have a quarter

01:13:45Totally awesome

01:13:46Video

01:13:47Yeah

01:13:48Yeah

01:13:49Yeah

01:13:50Yeah

01:13:51Yeah

01:13:52Yeah

01:13:53Yeah

01:13:54Yeah

01:13:55Yeah

01:13:56Yeah

01:13:57Yeah

01:13:58Yeah

01:13:59Yeah

01:14:00Yeah

01:14:01Yeah

01:14:02I told you

01:14:03It's your fault

01:14:03It's not mine

01:14:04Nah

01:14:05Oh, God

01:14:06Let him do this

01:14:07Oh, you have a token

01:14:08Oh, bless you, my dear

01:14:09Is this my daddy, Mr. Runner?

01:14:11Is this your cheap video arcane destroyer of the plants passing out like a gelbrine box of grondae?

01:14:16Does this mean we don't get the video machines for the tent?

01:14:19Why can't my daddy be like everybody else's and stay home in barbecue?

01:14:23Matt!

01:14:24I have not yet begun to fight!

01:14:26I think Uncle Joseph

01:14:27Matt!

01:14:28All right, all right, everybody, all the tokens are on the house, Eugene get them all free tokens!

01:14:38All right!

01:14:39All right!

01:14:40All right!

01:14:41All right!

01:14:42All right!

01:14:47Grandpa George!

01:14:48Jeff, you're back!

01:14:50Oh, Grandpa, you missed it!

01:14:52I was able to play again.

01:14:53It was so great!

01:14:54Oh, that's wonderful, Jeff!

01:14:55That's wonderful!

01:14:56And I got more wonderful for you!

01:14:59I've been looking for a friend of yours, and I found her!

01:15:03Sandy!

01:15:04Oh, young people should be together, don't you think?

01:15:18Oh, yes, sir.

01:15:19I certainly...

01:15:20Ooh!

01:15:21Hi!

01:15:22Dorfus, you tell your young friend here that this here at least belongs to me!

01:15:26Whoa!

01:15:27But, Grandpa George, you see, Eugene's got a special kind of problem!

01:15:32Oh, hell, that's obvious!

01:15:33Somebody's got to get this boy laid!

01:15:37Oh, let's get over here!

01:15:42Okay, Eugene, you're on your own!

01:15:45Aren't you guys gonna come in with me?

01:15:46No, it's best if you experience it yourself.

01:15:47It'll have more meaning for you that way, Eugene.

01:15:48Get up, you psych-up!

01:15:49Right on, cowboy!

01:15:50Hi!

01:15:51Hello there, big boy!

01:15:52Mrs. Rudder!

01:15:53Um, I'm Eugene Groby!

01:15:54And, um, I'd like you to meet Simba!

01:16:01What do you want to do?

01:16:02Oh, it's the last chance for love!

01:16:03Oh, hey, I'm Eugene Groby!

01:16:05Oh, it's the last chance for love!

01:16:06It'll have more meaning for you that way, Eugene!

01:16:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

01:16:09Grobett!

01:16:10Get up, you psych-up!

01:16:11Right on, cowboy!

01:16:12Hi!

01:16:13Hello there, big boy!

01:16:14Mrs. Rudder!

01:16:15Um, I'm Eugene Groby!

01:16:18And, um, I'd like you to meet Simba!

01:16:20Oh, get it!

01:16:21Oh, what do you want to do?

01:16:23We'll see you next time.

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