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00:00The
00:30you ready for another i'm fine you've been fine for an hour
00:40we sell booze here mister we don't just rent space is that a fact that's a fact buddy
00:49how would you like to take a fly and jump at the moon
01:00all kinds we get all the kinds you're looking at mr fred renard who carries on his shoulder
01:10a chip the size of a national debt this is a sour man a friendless man a lonely man a
01:18grasping compulsive nervous man this is a man who has lived 36 undistinguished meaningless
01:24pointless failure-laden years and who at this moment looks for an escape
01:29any escape any way anything anybody to get out of the rut
01:34and this little old man is just what mr renard is waiting for
01:43something for you miss
02:03you don't need matches miss i'll tell you what you need
02:08yes i think i know what it is you need
02:14what is it cleaning fluid oh very good cleaning fluid guaranteed to remove spots of any and all kinds
02:24it's what do you need
02:26what do you need
02:28what is it cleaning fluid oh very good cleaning fluid guaranteed to remove spots of any and all kinds
02:34it's what you need
02:38it's what do you need
02:52that'll be 80 cents lefty
02:58what do you need
03:08what do you got pop
03:10many things
03:12many odds and ends
03:14things you need
03:15things you need
03:16things i need
03:17well what do you think i need pop
03:19well a few laces perhaps
03:21or matches
03:23uh
03:27no i'm afraid not pop they wouldn't help me
03:31no
03:33what i need you haven't got
03:37tell him lefty tell him what you need
03:39the old coot comes in here every night bugging everybody he's got what they need
03:43tell him what you need
03:45tell him what you really need
03:47what do you need
03:49a new left arm
03:53a new left arm
03:55yeah lefty was quite a pitcher in his time
03:59he pitched for a couple of years for the cubs
04:01then his arm went sour
04:03didn't it lefty
04:05i ought to know
04:07i dropped a bundle on him on a sunday
04:11a couple of years ago
04:13what do you do now
04:15what does he do now
04:17he comes in here seven nights a week
04:19looking for a baseball career at the bottom of the bottom
04:25of course
04:27there are alternatives
04:29there are things instead
04:33instead
04:35instead of pitching
04:37instead of baseball
04:39let's go back to shoelaces pop
04:43i
04:45think i know what it is you need
04:47go ahead
04:51take it
04:59bus ticket
05:01that's right
05:03that's what it is
05:05bus ticket
05:07bus ticket to scranton pennsylvania
05:13now what's in scranton pennsylvania old man
05:15one never knows
05:19coal mines
05:21that's what's in scranton pennsylvania
05:23nice lovely beautiful coal mines
05:25you can't pitch with that arm anymore lefty
05:27maybe you can dig with it
05:29lefty
05:31yeah
05:33telephone
05:35telephone
05:43you
05:45go ahead
05:47i
05:49i
05:55what dead rich uncle or your horse come in ah crazy real crazy old manager of mine been looking
06:16for me for three weeks got me a job coaching job minor league club in scrat
06:21scrat in pennsylvania
06:25must be to take a bus there he wants me to take a bus there how about that
06:32how'd you know about coincidence maybe or just good fortune but why question it it's there for
06:43you you just take it i don't get it
06:47wow
06:52see i wish i could get that thing out
06:57i have to look halfway decent when i meet the general manager
07:01that's who i'm gonna meet the general manager
07:04i hate to look like a tramp i can get a shave
07:08that's the only coat i got
07:11excuse me i couldn't help but over here
07:21why don't you try this it's supposed to be very good for that sort of thing
07:25oh i don't want to bother you miss
07:28oh no let me try all right
07:30now when this dries you won't even know you had a spot there
07:53thank you miss that's all right
07:57i was lucky you were around
07:59not really lucky
08:01the old gentleman over there
08:03something for you sir
08:30shoelaces
08:35maybe
08:36is that what i need
08:38that's for you to say sir
08:41if not shoelaces
08:45some nice matches
08:47i have several different designs here
08:51now come on
08:52what do i need
08:54you tell me old man
08:56one needs
08:59many different things
09:01yeah yeah yeah but
09:03what do i need now
09:05hmm
09:06what do i need tonight
09:08it's late
09:10what do i need
09:13scissors
09:29what is this some kind of gag
09:32i want you to level with me old man i mean it don't spread you all over the street
09:38they're what do you need
09:40they really are
09:42take them
09:45give them the key
09:56hey
09:57help
10:12help
10:16Hey!
10:24Help!
10:46Help!
10:52Help!
10:54Help!
10:56Help!
10:58Help!
11:00Help!
11:02Help!
11:04Help!
11:06Yeah.
11:08Yeah.
11:10What I needed.
11:12Yeah.
11:14That's just what I needed.
11:44What's this?
11:48Something else I need?
11:50Oh, look.
11:52I've already given you everything that you needed.
11:56Why'd you come around here bothering me?
11:58It was a nice pair of scissors I got from you tonight.
12:00And they saved my hide.
12:02What do you got in there?
12:04Some kind of machine?
12:06A crystal ball?
12:08What do you got in there?
12:10Some kind of machine?
12:12A crystal ball?
12:14What do you got in there?
12:16Some kind of machine?
12:18A crystal ball?
12:20A crystal ball?
12:22You can see ahead, can't you?
12:24You can look into the future.
12:26You dummy.
12:28You poor dummy.
12:30You got a million dollar talent in you.
12:32You dribble it away on nickels and dimes.
12:34You wanna know something?
12:36You got a partner now?
12:38I don't need a partner.
12:40I don't need anything.
12:42I'm content.
12:44I...
12:46I...
12:48I...
12:50I...
12:52I...
12:54I...
12:56I...
12:57I...
12:58I...
12:59I...
13:00I...
13:01I...
13:03I...
13:04I have this talent.
13:06But I use it sparingly.
13:09I must use it sparingly.
13:14I'm cleaning fluid and bus tickets.
13:17You got cheap taste, Papa.
13:20But not your partner.
13:21Your partner don't satisfy so easy.
13:26What satisfies him?
13:28What satisfies him?
13:29What satisfies him comes long and low and drives in four wheels.
13:36Grapes nice and smooth around the shoulders.
13:39Fits easy.
13:40Comes from expensive shops.
13:42Looks uptown.
13:43Luxury, Papa.
13:45Luxury.
13:46Now, come on.
13:47Concentrate.
13:48Go into a trance or whatever you do and tell me what I need to know for tomorrow.
13:52What's for the next day?
13:53What's for Wednesday?
13:54Now, come on, old man.
13:55Concentrate.
13:56What do I need?
13:57A pen?
13:58What is this?
13:59A gag or something?
14:00A leaky pen.
14:01I'm supposed to need a leaky pen.
14:02Is that it?
14:03A pen that drips all over the...
14:04Wait a minute.
14:05Wait a minute.
14:06Wait a minute.
14:07See, this is wild.
14:08This is really wild.
14:09Look, he dropped right alongside of a horse's name.
14:10Staunch soldier, runs in the first race tomorrow.
14:11Hey, old man.
14:12I'm supposed to need a leaky pen.
14:13A leaky pen.
14:14I'm supposed to need a leaky pen.
14:15Is that it?
14:16A pen that drips all over the...
14:17Wait a minute.
14:18Wait a minute.
14:19See, this is wild.
14:20This is really wild.
14:21Look, he dropped right alongside of a horse's name.
14:22Staunch soldier, runs in the first race tomorrow.
14:23Hey, old man.
14:24You're all right.
14:25That's what I needed, all right.
14:26A leaky fountain pen.
14:27See you later.
14:29Bye.
14:30Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:34Bye.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:39Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:42Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:46Bye.
14:47Bye.
14:48Bye.
14:49Bye.
14:50Bye.
14:51Bye.
14:52Bye.
14:53Bye.
14:54Bye.
14:55Bye.
14:56Bye.
14:57Eh...
14:58Two hundred and forty bucks.
14:59Yeah, could've been a million.
15:00Two million.
15:01Yeah, that's gotta be.
15:02Got it.
15:03There's what you want it?
15:04Yeah, tomorrow morning's paper.
15:05That's what she is.
15:06Is that tomorrow's races in it?
15:07Usually does.
15:08Yeah, it is.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Yeah.
15:11That's what you wanted?
15:13Tomorrow morning's paper?
15:14That's what she is.
15:16Is that tomorrow's race is in it?
15:18Usually does.
15:19Yeah, it is.
15:22Yeah?
15:24Did you ever hear of a tip?
15:26A tip?
15:28Oh, yeah, here's a tip.
15:30Don't play with matches.
15:38This doesn't have to stop the races here.
15:40Football games? Baseball?
15:42Basketball?
15:46What is this?
15:55Why is that old crumper?
15:58Let's see him.
16:00He's got out of his lousy old fight.
16:06It's a crumper.
16:08Thank you so much.
16:24There you go.
16:26Hey, partner.
16:28You, whatever your name is.
16:32Padat.
16:33That's my name.
16:34Well, Padat, you came a crumper tonight.
16:37Oh?
16:38How is that, Mr. Renard?
16:40That pan, it don't work. No ink comes out.
16:43I can't pick any winners.
16:45Well, you won a great deal, Mr. Renard.
16:49The things you need, you only need once.
16:52Just once.
16:53That's all they're ever needed.
16:58Okay.
16:59What's next, then?
17:01Nothing is next.
17:03I'd rather not sell you anything more.
17:05Is that a fact?
17:08Padat.
17:09I want to tell you something about me.
17:10I was born under a lousy zodiac or something.
17:12I've been getting the dirty end of the stick ever since I was four years old.
17:15I feel sorry for you.
17:16I really do.
17:17I don't want you to.
17:18I don't want you to.
17:19I don't want you to go to that kind of trouble.
17:20I just want you to keep supplying me with what I need.
17:22I don't care what it is.
17:23Scissors to save my lousy hide or a leaky fountain pen so I can pick winners.
17:24But whatever it is, I want it to keep coming.
17:25I don't want it to stop.
17:26God.
17:27That's a pity.
17:28because it must stop.
17:29It must stop now.
17:32Who?
17:33Why?
17:34Why?
17:35Well, why does it have to stop?
17:37Why?
17:38TAKE up a decision.
17:39Why is it going okay?
17:40I don't want you to keep coming.
17:41You free money.
17:42You free money.
17:44I will.
17:45You free money.
17:46You free money.
17:47You free money.
17:48You free money.
17:49You free money.
17:51I am.
17:53Don't you free money.
17:56I have to stop because the things you need most I can't supply what are they
18:07serenity peace of mind humor the ability to laugh at oneself those are the things
18:19you need most but it's beyond my power to give them to you
18:26now look look deep look deep and tell me what's for tomorrow you can see ahead I
18:35know you can now look deep
18:43what do you see
18:56oh please please don't
19:02shoes
19:06shoes are too tight
19:29these shoes are too tight
19:33they got leather soles I hate leather soles they're slippery but they're what I need aren't
19:41they yeah I'll put them on and then then I I walk someplace is that it I walk someplace where
19:49where I find what I need
19:51what's with it old man what happens I'm waiting patience that's another thing that you need
20:05Mr. Renard patience what are you doing give me the business is that what you're doing give me the
20:11business you know I can come over there and take you apart bone by bone
20:18come on old man tell me are these what I need I didn't say they were but I'll tell you something
20:30they happen to be what I need
20:37I
20:38I
20:40I
20:42I
20:44I
20:46I
20:48I
20:50I
20:52I
20:54I
20:56I
20:58I
21:00I
21:02I
21:18I
21:20I
21:21I
21:24I
21:26That's what was needed.
21:28Slippery shoes.
21:39What happened?
21:41Did anybody see it?
21:42Did you see it?
21:44Hit and run.
21:45That's what it was.
21:47Can I sell you something tonight, sir?
21:50Shoelaces, matches, anything?
21:53Are you kidding, old-timer?
21:56What would I need?
21:58I'll tell you what you need.
22:02This is what you need.
22:04It's yours.
22:06No charge tonight.
22:14Looney.
22:15That's what he is.
22:16Might be.
22:18At this time of night, he gives me a comb.
22:20Says it's what I need.
22:26Will you please hold it, folks?
22:33I'd like to take your picture.
22:35For goodness sake.
22:36Try to make yourself presentable.
22:37Our picture's gonna be in the paper.
22:38The comb!
22:39Well...
22:40Thanks, folks.
22:43Street scene.
23:02Night.
23:03Traffic accident.
23:04Victim named Fred Renard.
23:06Gentlemen with a sour face to whom contentment came with difficulty.
23:12Fred Renard, who took all that was needed in the Twilight Zone.
23:17Who got a shot?
23:18I'm going home.
23:19It's my last source here.
23:20I'm going home.
23:21I'm going home.
23:24Bye.
23:24Bye.
23:25Bye.
23:27Bye.
23:33Bye.
23:34Bye.
23:34Bye.
23:34Bye.
23:35Bye.
23:36Bye.
23:36Bye.
23:37Bye.
23:37Bye.
23:41Bye.
23:43Bye.
23:44Bye.
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