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🤖🟢 Robots, chaos, and The Mask? Say no more! In The Mask: Animated Series S01E12 – "How Much is That Dong in the Tin Can", Stanley’s world goes haywire when a robot dog becomes the center of attention—and The Mask turns it into a mechanical madhouse! 💥🤣 Packed with cartoon tech, explosive humor, and wild antics, this episode is a must-watch for ‘90s fans! 🎭⚙️
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00:00With my winning smile, I'm a living lesson in flair and style
00:10You just can't help but stare at my sub-affair
00:13I'm nouveau deco, roman greco, rococo, morocco, bebop, hip-hop, uh, flip-flop
00:19Somebody stop me!
00:21Pretty veridian faces like mine
00:25Don't come a dime a dozen, I stand out in the crowd
00:28Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold
00:32Homesome and kind, estate and refined, totally out of my mind
00:36Spillings and their duels, had better learn to decorate prison cells
00:40Gringos, but anything if they ask, see
00:42Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about
00:45Open up wide and really shout
00:47Oh, look out!
00:49This is the mask
00:54Smoking!
00:58Hey, hey, it's your day, man
01:06What's it gonna be?
01:07Frisbee in the park?
01:08Maybe a visit to the butcher shop?
01:10Oh, no, no, I know
01:11A quiet day at home, drinking out of the toilet
01:14I love when you, you know, you drink
01:18Can you cook a cheaper chili than Chucky?
01:22First prize to the best-tasting chili with the cheapest ingredients
01:26Noon at Delvar Park and bring your own crock pot
01:30They don't call him a cheap Chucky for nothing
01:33What a job
01:36Damn grand
01:40That's, that's a lot of money is what that is
01:44Heck, how hard can making chili be?
01:48Come on, can't taste any worse than that swill cheap Chucky calls chili
01:51Right, Milo?
01:53Show some backbone, you matey little cur
02:02Did you think you were gonna roam these streets forever?
02:05Well, think again
02:10What?
02:18So it's a twofer, huh?
02:29Gotcha!
02:35Hey, I'm coming!
02:40Milo, what has gotten in?
02:44You are a bad dog
02:45Don't bark at the city official
02:47Okay, now let's see
02:59How can I set myself apart from the pack here?
03:02Yam chili
03:03Oh, yeah, it's perfect for the holidays
03:05We are gonna be rich, Milo
03:08Oh, come on, fella
03:13Gotta get going
03:18Wish me luck, pal
03:20We now return to the city's Most Wanted
03:43Where we're looking to nab No Good Nick number 100
03:46And you can help
03:47Have you seen this woman?
03:49She's escaped convict Wilhelmina Bewbast
03:52Wanted for dognapping, grand theft auto
03:54And assaulting an entire police precinct
03:57Out of my way, you love life!
04:08What the heck's is that?
04:10No way, officer
04:16Or whatever you are
04:17Not today!
04:19The mastodon of the Pleistocene era had few natural enemies
04:42The saber-toothed tiger among men
04:44Is everyone ready for Cheap Chucky's first annual chili cook-off?
04:59Well, then let's get started
05:02And may the cheapest chili win
05:04Hi
05:06My name is Kiss
05:09Ip Kiss
05:10Devil or nothing
05:11Got a license to chili
05:13Must have lost him
05:20Oh, I see some very creative cooking going on
05:36Yams!
05:37Oh, I wouldn't have thought of that
05:39Yams and chili go
05:45Says, hey, there, Walter
05:49Lovely nice hat
05:51Hey, hi
05:54What brings you here today, Walter?
05:55No, the good eats or the 10 G's?
05:59None of the above
06:00Okay, uh
06:00That leaves the mask, eh?
06:03Well, the funny thing is, Walter
06:04I don't happen to have it with me, uh, today
06:06But boy, do I wish I did
06:09Fifty bucks a dog is the deal, not forty
06:12Well, uh, raising the, uh, ten thou for the contest prizes tapped my capital
06:17Listen, Chintzy Chaz
06:18Cheap Chucky
06:20I know this contest is bogus
06:22I know there ain't no ten large
06:24And if you don't want everyone to know
06:25Oh, okay, okay
06:27Just meet me at the factory in half an hour
06:29And you'll get your money
06:30Welching little wimp
06:34Oh, for the look
06:40Boy, do I double wish I had the mask
06:46Milo?
06:58Ugh, what are you doing here with the mask?
07:01Bad dog, bad
07:03Good, good dog
07:07Now you stay this time, you got that?
07:13Stay
07:13This impromptu floor show will make stealing chili recipes a whole lot easier
07:41Hey, Walter, as we say in the land of the rising sun
07:47Aiee!
07:53This ain't over yet, baby
07:59Walter on defense
08:01Big, tough, sleeps with a nightlight, baby
08:04But, is he ready for
08:06A facial
08:07Not bad.
08:17Need something.
08:21You knew this was coming.
08:29Hot enough for you?
08:30Leather face.
08:33Yep, yep.
08:34The bigger they are,
08:35the louder they explode.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:42Well, Milo,
08:44I really busted Walt's wagon that time,
08:45don't you think?
08:47Don't you?
08:48Milo.
08:49Here, boy.
08:50Milo!
08:51Where are you?
08:52Come on, boy.
08:53Come on, fella.
08:54You in there, boy?
08:56It's gone?
09:00Oh, gosh.
09:01I can't believe it.
09:03I'll never forget him.
09:05Why, of course.
09:09The little stinker must have left a scent.
09:12Smell an intro.
09:12I can't believe it.
09:13The End
09:25Hey?
09:33Yee-haw, Yeeller!
09:35Come on, Yeeller!
09:37Yeeller, oh boy!
09:39Can you hear me?
09:43Oh, there you are!
09:45My little huggles!
09:47Hold on, you were supposed to stay!
09:49Punishment is an order.
09:51Oh, Peshawshank. A little harsh, huh?
09:55Yeah, well, better leave this to the Master Skulder himself.
10:07Huh? What the?
10:09Milo! D-dog catcher?
10:11Yeah, I get it.
10:13Milo to the rescue, huh?
10:15That was reckless. You could have been mistaken for a stray!
10:19Huh?
10:21What a coincidence.
10:23The dog catcher's van here at the chili plant.
10:25Now, why would they bring dogs here?
10:29Oh, no, you didn't...
10:31D-do you think?
10:33Mother of mercy!
10:35Chili dogs!
10:37They're making ground round hound in there!
10:39Nooo!
10:41Nooo!
10:43Nooo!
10:45Nooo!
10:47Nooo!
10:49Nooo!
10:51Nooo!
10:55Nooo!
10:57Nooo!
10:59Nooo!
11:01Nooo!
11:03Nooo!
11:09Some taste testers!
11:11It's your money, Chuck, but I'd say you wasted it.
11:13That's my old chili recipe.
11:15Humans, dogs, rats.
11:17I couldn't get anybody to eat that stuff.
11:19Hence my chili contest scam.
11:21There's gotta be one useful recipe here.
11:23And when these dogs let me know which one it is...
11:27Discriminating dogs demand Charles' Choice Chow.
11:33And I'll be rich, rich, rich.
11:37Oh, this is horrible.
11:41Terrible!
11:43We gotta do something, Milo.
11:45We gotta do something!
11:47This is a job for the mask.
11:57Milo, Milo, Milo, Milo!
11:59I meant me, the mask!
12:03Milo!
12:04Hi!
12:05Hello?
12:06And, uh, you would be going...
12:08Inside?
12:15Oh, cheese and crackers!
12:18What is that?
12:20My destiny!
12:24This is a day of reckoning.
12:26Fate has brought this creature to me.
12:29Now I must bring him down!
12:31And when I do, that'll be sixty bucks!
12:35Sixty dollars?
12:38At that price, I'll do it myself.
12:56Come on!
12:57Yeah, come on!
12:58Come on!
12:59Come on!
13:00Come on!
13:01Come on!
13:09Whoa!
13:10Whoa!
13:13Spider-Man!
13:14What are you waiting for?
13:16Tona!
13:17Tona!
13:19Aaw!
13:21Yeah!
13:22Yeah, you stinking milk sop!
13:23Huh?!
13:29What are you gonna do, little dragon?
13:32Breathe fire!
13:37Mmm-mm-mmm!
13:38Oh!
13:44Why, you!
13:50I hope you can swim!
13:54Hey!
13:59Where'd you go?
14:03No!
14:06Let go, you stinking beast! Let go!
14:16You? You're my destiny?
14:24Well, you're kitsch now.
14:26And just to make it legit, let's lose this.
14:30You know, I think I'll charge 75 for you.
14:33Any violation of said procedures will result in decided sanctions.
14:38Yeah, say, uh, Josharuni, what does the manual say about aerial assaults?
14:42Aerial assaults? Aerial assaults?
14:45Aerial assaults?
14:47Gotta be here somewhere.
14:49I don't know.
14:50I'm just trying to live somewhere.
14:54Shhhh! Milo!
14:55What?
15:02Milo!
15:03Let me see just looking at those cans
15:11And to think I actually ate
15:14Oh, please, don't let it be my love
15:18Please, please, please, please, please, please
15:20No!
15:25Oh, little buddy, it's all my fault
15:27If only I'd listen to you
15:29If only I'd pay more attention
15:32Hey, worm
15:40Looking for something?
15:43Wahoo!
15:55No wonder your choice stinks
15:58That's beside the point
16:00Whatever possessed you to grind up poor, innocent little doggies for your noxious jelly?
16:06You're not only a little worm, you're an idiot, too!
16:14Nobody's grinding up any dogs!
16:16Nobody's not?
16:18That cheap chum Chuckie's got him in the back, taste-testing his new lot of dog food
16:22Oh, well, that's not so bad
16:25Oh, yeah, I mean, that's awful
16:29If his dog food's anything like his chili
16:32It's cruel and unusual punishment
16:35Eh, you're right
16:36It's more humane just to grind him up
16:38No!
16:39No!
16:39No!
16:39No!
16:40No!
16:59Walter
17:00You know Walter?
17:04The Brig.
17:05He was in men's cell, block B.
17:07I was in women's cell, block G.
17:09Walter, well, I mean a bubast.
17:11Wanted in 15 states.
17:16Well, Milo, at least we'll go together.
17:22Milo, where'd you put the mask?
17:28My turn, Milo.
17:29Okay.
17:31Let go of it, buddy.
17:33Come on, pal, let's go.
17:35Look, I know that you want to save those other dogs.
17:39Yeah, but right now, I want to live.
17:44I followed your exploits for years.
17:47Nobody does brutal quite like you.
17:49Ever consider a partnership?
17:51We could pull off a sweet series of bank halls.
17:53And if romance develops, I'm open to it.
17:56I will smite you mercilessly, grim giant.
18:07And when I'm through doing that, it's heat fish and super speed gut pummel in such a pinch till you lick my boots clean.
18:19There's a tractor pull at the velodrome tonight.
18:21We can enjoy the show and then knock over the box office.
18:24Ah, amour.
18:26The ultimate weapon.
18:33The madame requires the romantic atmosphere for her affair.
18:38Walter, you can fit nicely into my plans.
18:48See?
18:49Each dot is a bank, and each bank is a pushover.
18:52As I say, go get, you can bag two goons with one cruise missile.
18:58And look, the last bank is in Niagara Falls, honeymoon capital of the world.
19:04In case our relationship becomes something more...
19:06Oh, hey, you dog.
19:26Get away from my dogs.
19:29Oh, hey, you dog.
19:52Oh, hey.
19:54Oh, hey.
19:54Oh, hey.
19:56Oh, hey.
19:57Beautiful.
20:04Beautiful.
20:05I'm watching a master at work.
20:09Somebody stop him!
20:16Yeah, girl!
20:17Sorry not, girl.
20:18You obviously don't know Walter like I know Walter.
20:27You just sent a living legend and potential significant other flying out of my life.
20:36I know.
20:37And I can appreciate your displeasure, ma'am.
20:38You were perfect for each other.
20:39Walter being a he-man, you being a he-woman.
20:43Excuse me a sec, won't you?
20:44Excuse me a sec, won't you?
20:45Yep, that's the one.
20:50And just to be sure...
20:51Oh, I can't.
20:52Oh, my God!
20:53Oh, my God!
20:54I can appreciate your displeasure, ma'am.
20:55You were perfect for each other.
20:56Walter being a he-man, you being a he-woman.
20:57Excuse me a sec, won't you?
20:58Oh!
20:59Oh, crap!
21:00Yep, that's the one, and just to be sure...
21:30Water... Water...
21:48Smokin'! Try Masks' new thermonuclear chili.
21:53It's a regular Tex-Mex meltdown!
22:00Another viewer tip has helped Edge City's Most Wanted nab their 100th suspect!
22:06Wait for me, Walter! I won't be long!
22:13Okay, okay, you guys were right. I was wrong.
22:17It was your suspicion that got us the reward for turning in Ms. Bubast.
22:22That's not the 10,000 I was shooting for, but enough for a generous donation to the Museum of Natural History.
22:30I mean, it was the least we could do.
22:33I'll just be wrong!
22:35Yeah, you're rough!
22:37It's another 10 minute show that's just to go.
22:39So, what did you like?
22:41This is a really thick circle.
22:43The next topic is to go to the center of the circle.
22:45And the first thing is to pack the center of the circle.
22:47And I'm going to have to connect the center of the circle.
22:49You'll see that the center of the circle is scathing.
22:51And there's no special parts of the circle here.
22:53I'll have to go back to the center of the circle.
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