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00:00:00I'm gonna stay in a doghouse.

00:00:04Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:07Sorry.

00:00:08Hey, Emilia.

00:00:11Looks like someone needs OB in school.

00:00:14Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?

00:00:16You started.

00:00:17Asshole!

00:00:18Crazy bitch!

00:00:19You told her?!

00:00:20She's my sister!

00:00:21I don't care that violates our agreement!

00:00:23Help!

00:00:24What the fuck?!

00:00:27My clanza?

00:00:29Doglogger.

00:00:31You're such a hypocrite!

00:00:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:34I fucking hate you.

00:00:36I fucking hate you more!

00:00:44I wasn't... well...

00:00:47I have the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:52Wait, what are you doing? That isn't original!

00:00:54I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:56Oh, fine!

00:00:58I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient room, and get another one!

00:01:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!

00:01:04You're treating me like shit!

00:01:07That's one of the Renaissance!

00:01:08You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:10I tried to make this work with you.

00:01:11We signed a contract!

00:01:12For an arranged marriage!

00:01:14Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:17You are such a simpleton!

00:01:18You are such a simpleton!

00:01:19Ugh!

00:01:22Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:01:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled rat!

00:01:26I tried to get along with you!

00:01:27You brought this onto yourself!

00:01:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:31Right back at you!

00:01:33I fucking hate you!

00:01:35But I fucking hate you more!

00:01:36I need you more!

00:01:57So...

00:01:58...you were arrested!

00:02:00...again!

00:02:01to be fair

00:02:04you thought it was illegal to swim there

00:02:06there's a fence around that reservoir

00:02:09it says here that you're broken

00:02:11using bolt cutters

00:02:13if I had known you'd invite me over your life

00:02:17for me

00:02:17I would keep

00:02:19good boy

00:02:25oh

00:02:27oh

00:02:31okay, come on Gucci, let's go

00:02:33hey, really

00:02:35oh, you do

00:02:37come on Gucci, let's go

00:02:43you know every time the paparazzi

00:02:49catch you acting crazy

00:02:51it reflects on me

00:02:53it reflects on the company that your mother and I

00:02:55built with our bare hands

00:02:58the same one that pays for your ridiculous life

00:03:00style

00:03:01I make my own money

00:03:02see, see

00:03:04underwear modeling, Lord

00:03:07I am the spokesperson for man bone

00:03:09that means free underwear for life

00:03:11for life

00:03:12some parents would be proud

00:03:14yeah, other parents would be proud

00:03:16if you went to your real job now and then

00:03:18you are next up to be CEO

00:03:21deal for me on cosmetics

00:03:23now how can I get into that job

00:03:25if you keep acting like a kardashian

00:03:27huh

00:03:28don't forget the meeting this afternoon

00:03:32don't be late

00:03:33bye dad

00:03:36excuse me

00:03:46excuse me

00:03:47I don't know my Gucci

00:03:56come on when the clients will just grow up

00:03:59you just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl

00:04:04what you doing, eh?

00:04:08good one, Ramos

00:04:09these are great

00:04:27I still don't have what I'm looking for

00:04:30do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:32no problem

00:04:33cool

00:04:34let's take five

00:04:35and then I want to see you in that leopard print

00:04:37hi

00:04:42my pleasure

00:04:43Sean Paul

00:04:45nice to meet you

00:04:46I

00:04:47couldn't notice how hot you were

00:04:50I've got tickets to the premiere

00:04:52hold it up

00:04:56hey dad

00:04:59where the hell were ya?

00:05:01dad I'm in a photo shoot

00:05:03you're supposed to be at the office

00:05:06Gepetto came here all the way from Milano

00:05:08I could be later

00:05:10no it's true that he's back on the plane again

00:05:12well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot

00:05:14Michelangelo

00:05:16you are 31 years old

00:05:17you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager

00:05:20you could be running

00:05:21the world's largest cosmetic company right now

00:05:24you interned

00:05:25you went to business school

00:05:26you have potential

00:05:28but you say you want to be the CEO

00:05:31well you're gonna have to prove it

00:05:33because so far

00:05:33I ain't seen the ante for you

00:05:36bye then

00:05:38hey

00:05:41you okay?

00:05:45yeah

00:05:45um

00:05:46but

00:05:46I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight

00:06:01so it's a really rare form of cancer

00:06:07luckily my doctors did catch it early

00:06:11oh my god

00:06:12there is an experimental treatment

00:06:15but it's really expensive

00:06:18and they sure doesn't cover it

00:06:21don't worry about that

00:06:23I have money saved

00:06:25I'll find the rest

00:06:27we will figure this out

00:06:28okay

00:06:28we're gonna get through this

00:06:30together

00:06:31thank you

00:06:32ah

00:06:33hello

00:06:36ciao

00:06:37what's wrong?

00:06:42Hmm.

00:06:45Ah.

00:06:46Ciao, Gucci!

00:06:48Ciao, Boudou!

00:06:52What's wrong?

00:06:58I'm sorry.

00:07:00This is...

00:07:00No, forget about it.

00:07:01I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:03The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:06I have a savings

00:07:07for my doggy daycare.

00:07:10My dream, but...

00:07:12It's only enough for one treatment.

00:07:16Who knows how many she's gonna need?

00:07:18Bessie practically raised us.

00:07:20After her parents passed,

00:07:23I have to leave a thing for her.

00:07:26Amelia,

00:07:27I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:31You do?

00:07:32Hmm.

00:07:33Come back tonight

00:07:35and...

00:07:37make something nice.

00:07:42Oh, Amelia,

00:07:51you look bellissimo.

00:07:54Except for the dog hair.

00:07:58Come with me.

00:07:59I have someone I want you to meet.

00:08:02Are they from Italy?

00:08:03Yes.

00:08:05Yes, of course everything's really.

00:08:08Well,

00:08:09a million, mate,

00:08:11my glad you're on my side.

00:08:13I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.

00:08:16Mm-hmm.

00:08:16Yeah.

00:08:18Aren't you the clean lady?

00:08:19I'm a dog walker.

00:08:21Oh, you're so defensive.

00:08:23I wasn't.

00:08:24Well,

00:08:29I suppose I'll let you two

00:08:30get acquainted

00:08:31and I have some money

00:08:32for your business to do.

00:08:33Why don't you give yourself

00:08:34a glass of vino?

00:08:36I'll be there.

00:08:38And we'll ask you, huh?

00:08:47Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:53What?

00:08:54Exactly.

00:09:02How does it look?

00:09:03Not half bad.

00:09:05I mean,

00:09:06it's fine.

00:09:07Whatever.

00:09:11Let's do some sex scenes, okay?

00:09:13Or not.

00:09:14I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:09:17You work for my dad.

00:09:18You don't have to do what I say.

00:09:20You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:09:22Just a few more pictures.

00:09:24I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:09:26I don't need Tinder.

00:09:28I'm an underwear model.

00:09:29My demons are flooded like Florida Hurricane.

00:09:32Whatever.

00:09:38Or me another.

00:09:39I told you, and I'm...

00:09:42I mean...

00:09:48See, dog walker.

00:09:53That wasn't so hard.

00:09:54What the fuck?

00:09:58This is a funny product!

00:10:03Oh!

00:10:05Apple!

00:10:06You're crazy, bitch!

00:10:07Amelia!

00:10:11What's wrong?

00:10:13I asked her to pour me another drink,

00:10:15and she flipped out!

00:10:17I'm sorry, Romulus,

00:10:18but your son is a prick.

00:10:19I'm going to be leaving.

00:10:20No, no, no, no, no, please.

00:10:21I apologize.

00:10:22My son is just immature.

00:10:24All right, and that's why I...

00:10:26I need...

00:10:26Put it forward.

00:10:29Please.

00:10:30All right?

00:10:30Just have a seat.

00:10:32All right?

00:10:32I promise.

00:10:33He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:10:35Won't you, son?

00:10:35So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's pass to treatment.

00:10:42Can't, sir.

00:10:44And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business?

00:10:49Make my own money, Dad.

00:10:52Okay.

00:10:53I want the business.

00:10:55Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:11:02What kind of deal?

00:11:03Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:11:06You know, you two just have to get married, that's all.

00:11:11What?

00:11:13What?

00:11:14Romulus, what are you saying?

00:11:16I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:11:18Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:11:22Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-wireies for money.

00:11:25Gosh, look.

00:11:27You have to grow up before you can allow business.

00:11:29And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:11:32We, we're not even a match.

00:11:34We hate each other.

00:11:35At least I do.

00:11:36Obviously.

00:11:37But see, there's something in common already.

00:11:40But, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:11:45Oh, yeah.

00:11:45We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:11:48She should have rolled me crazy when we first met her.

00:11:53I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:11:55But I don't have to think of two and seven years.

00:11:59You two have cat-strain.

00:12:01Yeah, like a nuclear ball.

00:12:03As if.

00:12:05Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:12:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:12:09I mean, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:12:11Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:12:21What's it going to be?

00:12:26What's it going to be?

00:12:30Fine.

00:12:31We'll do it.

00:12:33For Betsy.

00:12:34Evangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:12:41If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.

00:12:47And you're also going to lose your inheritance.

00:12:50What the hell, Dad?

00:12:54Fuck it.

00:12:55Fine.

00:12:56I'll do it.

00:12:57Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:13:00Romulus has already, uh, drafted the contract, and son, we're going to need some champagne.

00:13:07Good.

00:13:08Ready, my mom?

00:13:08Yeah.

00:13:09Try and make yourself look decent.

00:13:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:13:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.

00:13:23I hope a holiday ball's not about it.

00:13:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion.

00:13:30Well, look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out of the public, right?

00:13:38So this has to be our own secret.

00:13:41Are we agreed?

00:13:43Sure.

00:13:44All right.

00:13:46Say it.

00:14:05Say it to the new couple.

00:14:07So, your place or mine?

00:14:20I must stay in a doghouse.

00:14:21Fine.

00:14:23Don't stay yours.

00:14:24So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:14:37It's like a museum in here.

00:14:39A Michelangelo museum.

00:14:42Ugh.

00:14:54Whoa, what's, what's this?

00:14:58Put it in the trash.

00:15:00This isn't trash.

00:15:01These are my sisters.

00:15:02She's an artist.

00:15:03So, put them in your room.

00:15:05I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:15:07Oh, I'm sorry.

00:15:08Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:15:10That man-thong?

00:15:11It's straightened.

00:15:16Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:15:18If this isn't clean about the time I get back, we'll bring it all in the fireplace.

00:15:22It's electric.

00:15:28Oh, by the way, this is good work.

00:15:33You might want to start wearing that.

00:15:36Gee, thanks.

00:15:37Welcome.

00:15:45You're getting married?

00:15:48See?

00:15:48Don't tell the whole world.

00:15:50Sorry, Amelia.

00:15:51It's just...

00:15:53It's not like you.

00:15:55We're somewhere...

00:15:56Reserved.

00:15:58Safe.

00:16:00Like I always taught you.

00:16:03Well, things change when you find out your sister had cancer.

00:16:07And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for the year of eat this.

00:16:12So, I'm okay with a quick puzzle.

00:16:14Michelangelo?

00:16:16The nigger girl?

00:16:18No.

00:16:19Michelangelo...

00:16:20Do you know who we know?

00:16:22Maybe you've heard of him?

00:16:24Michelangelo?

00:16:25Do you know who we know?

00:16:26Shh!

00:16:30So, if I made it more?

00:16:32He was, like, sort of 100 games of Bravo shows?

00:16:35How did you even meet?

00:16:36His dad is one of my clients.

00:16:38It's been a whirlwind of romance.

00:16:44He's so...

00:16:46Huck.

00:16:47Speak of the devil?

00:16:50Oh, yeah.

00:16:51You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:16:55This is a doctor's office.

00:16:59Amelia.

00:17:01Fancy Powell?

00:17:03Doctors ready.

00:17:06We'll talk all this later.

00:17:07We're already in the weather, maybe?

00:17:31We're already wet.

00:17:33Where did that come from?

00:17:50Where did that come from?

00:18:03Nice place.

00:18:18I love the artwork.

00:18:19Thanks.

00:18:20Finally.

00:18:22Ooh, good taste.

00:18:25Don't forget it.

00:18:26You had plenty of dinner.

00:18:27More for me.

00:18:33You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:46Who are you?

00:18:51Who are you?

00:18:53Chantal, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:18:57Really?

00:18:59Whatever.

00:19:00Can you guys just keep it down?

00:19:01I have work tomorrow morning.

00:19:04This is my house?

00:19:06We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:19:08Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:19:11You've got to be kidding me.

00:19:13What's wrong, dog walker?

00:19:15Who's jealous?

00:19:17I'm jealous.

00:19:18I'm not jealous.

00:19:22Sweet dreams.

00:19:23What?

00:19:23I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:32How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:19:35Even if he is kind of hot.

00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:53See you later.

00:19:57And, um...

00:19:59Don't worry about last night.

00:20:01Sorry.

00:20:02I hadn't wanted me to drink.

00:20:03It won't happen again.

00:20:05Better not.

00:20:05How's the hangover, roomie?

00:20:19Not now.

00:20:21It's killing me.

00:20:22We need to talk about last night.

00:20:23No.

00:20:24Well, we need to do the order of 3-8 on the home for us.

00:20:28I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:20:30Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:32But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:35And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:38Fine, I'll have her sign an IDA.

00:20:40Just give me my phone.

00:20:41My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:20:45And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:20:49Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:51Yeah, no shit.

00:20:52I'm serious.

00:20:54Don't screw this up.

00:20:55I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:21:00I don't know what I'm doing, dog walker.

00:21:02It's just so clear.

00:21:03I will fuck whoever I want.

00:21:05Whenever I want.

00:21:06Whenever I want.

00:21:08Fine.

00:21:09Do whatever you want.

00:21:12Sorry.

00:21:13It's a bit harsh.

00:21:14Just really...

00:21:17hungover.

00:21:20That could have gone better.

00:21:21Hey, baby.

00:21:29You know, you don't have to keep working, do you?

00:21:31You're rich now.

00:21:33I know.

00:21:34I like it.

00:21:35Ah, it's good to hear.

00:21:37You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:41Tell me how things go between the two of you, huh?

00:21:44Oh, fine.

00:21:46Yeah.

00:21:47We're still getting to know each other.

00:21:49All right.

00:21:49Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:51Oh, and listen.

00:21:52He's not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:21:55But I promise.

00:21:57I wouldn't be so sure.

00:21:59Yeah.

00:21:59You're right.

00:22:01Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:03Come on, Gucci.

00:22:04Come on.

00:22:05Bye, Gooch.

00:22:09Hey, Amelia.

00:22:11Hey, Jake.

00:22:13Gucci, no.

00:22:14What?

00:22:16Say bad dog, but I'm not actually in that office.

00:22:19It's just to see you up close to us.

00:22:23Yeah.

00:22:23Same here.

00:22:31Sorry.

00:22:32Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:35His whole family, actually.

00:22:37All these rich people aren't us.

00:22:39They should make a reality show.

00:22:41Rural dog owners of Beverly Hills.

00:22:43Do you want to walk together?

00:22:47Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:50Yeah.

00:22:51I'd like that.

00:22:57So, how long have you been in a dog walk?

00:23:00A couple months.

00:23:01I like it.

00:23:02I've had a bunch of terrible games before.

00:23:05Barista.

00:23:06Uber driver.

00:23:08Delivery guy.

00:23:10Movie extra?

00:23:11You were in a movie.

00:23:12Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:14Just trying to impress you.

00:23:16How about you?

00:23:18How long have you been doing this?

00:23:20I don't know.

00:23:20My whole life, I guess.

00:23:22It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:23:26I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:28Wow.

00:23:29Does he really like dogs?

00:23:32Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:36If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:40My band's playing the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:42Do you want to go?

00:23:45I kind of have to admit, I thought I'd crush on you.

00:23:49You did?

00:23:51Yeah.

00:23:53I still do.

00:23:57He's cute.

00:23:58I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:02Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:08I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:11Hell yeah.

00:24:13I mean, uh, regular.

00:24:15Yeah.

00:24:17I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:22I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:24Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:29Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:24:34That looks pretty big.

00:24:36It was a big school.

00:24:38Public schools.

00:24:39Am I right?

00:24:39I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:48Me?

00:24:49Engaged?

00:24:50No.

00:24:50Are you kidding?

00:24:51I'm 24.

00:24:52I'm practically still a baby.

00:24:54I mean, I should be wearing diapers.

00:24:56Crawling around, drooling.

00:24:58Nope.

00:24:59Single and ready to tingle.

00:25:01Okay.

00:25:05Royce pooped.

00:25:07Should pick it up.

00:25:08Where?

00:25:08I don't see it.

00:25:09Just over there.

00:25:17It's after this.

00:25:18Is it every day?

00:25:20Of course.

00:25:21It's an office.

00:25:22You wanted to see your little little part.

00:25:24You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?

00:25:29Very funny.

00:25:30You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:32Yes, I am.

00:25:33That means you gotta get up to speed.

00:25:35We're gonna pee to mentee.

00:25:36So today you're gonna be my shot.

00:25:37You'll be my extra hands.

00:25:38And we got a lot to do.

00:25:40I can get Starbucks first.

00:25:41Fuck no.

00:25:42Come on, Dad.

00:25:52Help!

00:25:56Oh my goodness.

00:25:57Are you okay?

00:25:59Hi.

00:25:59I'm Mike Lendler.

00:26:06You're a gayer.

00:26:09And this is our new palette.

00:26:12It's Matt's collection.

00:26:14We really like these colors.

00:26:15We did them twice.

00:26:18But yeah.

00:26:19That's the presentation from me.

00:26:22Mike Lendler.

00:26:23It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:36Look at you.

00:26:36You got so late here.

00:26:37You're sitting around making pictures here all the time.

00:26:41Just stick with it.

00:26:42Well, you can't.

00:26:43Hard work does pay off.

00:26:45Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:46What about her?

00:26:48She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:49Nobody talked hard about the business.

00:26:52But she just worked hard.

00:26:53And now,

00:26:54I'm not sharing some money doing what she loves.

00:26:56I guess that's impressive.

00:26:58I see.

00:26:59See, it is.

00:27:00I hope she rubs off on you a little.

00:27:02You know?

00:27:04I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:05Break's over.

00:27:28Well, not enough.

00:27:30One day down.

00:27:32Four more years to go.

00:27:34Hey.

00:27:35Now, this is the time

00:27:37when you go home with Amelia,

00:27:40you talk about the day's work,

00:27:42where you close to the gather,

00:27:44comfort each other,

00:27:45just like your mom and I used to do.

00:27:49You know, I'm thinking,

00:27:51it's time for the world to meet Amelia.

00:27:56Tonight.

00:27:57Night?

00:27:58Shit.

00:27:59When am I going to tell Chateau?

00:28:01I promise we'll be Netflix at the Bane tonight.

00:28:03The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:28:04Lights, camera, bed, carpet.

00:28:07Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition

00:28:09to the Dino Verdea family.

00:28:13Don't you think it's a bit soon?

00:28:15Yeah, I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:28:17What's that?

00:28:19You two are getting along, aren't you?

00:28:21Yeah, yeah.

00:28:22Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:28:25All right, so it's all settled.

00:28:27I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,

00:28:28in the limo,

00:28:29and don't be late.

00:28:31Why did I...

00:28:35So, remind me,

00:28:49why are we getting makeovers to that again?

00:28:52Because I want to do something nice

00:28:54for my favorite big sister.

00:28:57And...

00:28:58And...

00:28:59You know I never slurge on stuff like this.

00:29:01But, since I'm part of the Dino LaVita family now,

00:29:05I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:29:07You better not let that hair down.

00:29:09Sorry.

00:29:10Just an expression.

00:29:11How's it going in there?

00:29:20I'm coming out!

00:29:30That bad?

00:29:31I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:29:37Buy that dress.

00:29:39ASAP.

00:29:43Leave me alone, party boy.

00:29:45I've got my own function tonight.

00:30:01You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:25Thanks.

00:30:26I...

00:30:27I...

00:30:28Did you forget my name?

00:30:31No, I'm just...

00:30:33Uh, it's something different.

00:30:35Did you change your hair?

00:30:37Why do you care?

00:30:38The manware house is yours tonight.

00:30:40I'm going out.

00:30:40I just forgot my charger.

00:30:42Awesome, thanks.

00:30:46I'm taking this.

00:30:47Wait, I've been calling you.

00:30:49We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:50I told you, I'm busy.

00:30:52On!

00:30:55Amelia!

00:31:01All right, hey.

00:31:05Look who's right on time.

00:31:07Nice.

00:31:08Where's the media?

00:31:11She's...

00:31:11sick.

00:31:12She can't make it.

00:31:13No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:15If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:18Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.

00:31:20Give her some...

00:31:21Give her some nice soup.

00:31:22All right.

00:31:23I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:25Telling me that I hope she throws back soon.

00:31:27All right, poor thing.

00:31:29Okay, Dad.

00:31:31See you in the office.

00:31:37Stupid dog walker?

00:31:39Checking me with her makeover.

00:31:40I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:49Hey.

00:31:51It's Mike Lin, Lodino, Lodino.

00:31:52Do you still track people?

00:32:09Wow.

00:32:11Amelia.

00:32:11Hi.

00:32:14You look like you just walked off a runway.

00:32:17Without a dog.

00:32:19Sorry.

00:32:20I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:21I kind of panic.

00:32:22Don't worry.

00:32:23I should imagine this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:27But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:30Talk about it.

00:32:31Wow.

00:32:32Yeah, you treat this.

00:32:33You look like one of them.

00:32:35Yes, Jeff.

00:32:38Hey.

00:32:39Love, poor boy.

00:32:40We're on.

00:32:42Gotta go.

00:32:44I don't need to bring you home after.

00:32:46I don't like it.

00:32:47Break the legs.

00:32:48Love you, dude.

00:32:49Love you, dude.

00:32:52You take you happy and we're fielding.

00:32:55Mum, you'll be my responsible for that.

00:33:00Make sure you shoot me months.

00:33:01It's okay.

00:33:01Just keep going.

00:33:02You know what I want, babe.

00:33:05All the little things that I'm not showing.

00:33:08You know what I want, babe.

00:33:11Cross alarms are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:15You know what I want, babe?

00:33:16Oh.

00:33:17Oh.

00:33:19Oh.

00:33:19voyezי ziek.

00:33:20Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:36One more, please.

00:33:41But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:50Jake, you guys are from Rates.

00:33:56You really think so?

00:33:58Nice to lighten them, ripping them off the strokes.

00:34:00The who?

00:34:02You don't know the strokes.

00:34:06Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:11It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:15You want to agree?

00:34:16Yeah. Thank you.

00:34:20So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:27Since I was 13.

00:34:29Played any bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's fun to go in some place.

00:34:35That's awesome.

00:34:36When I get my record deal, I can finally quit at my job, focus on music full time.

00:34:41You're going to quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.

00:34:44I do, but it's just another game in the way I hit a big music.

00:34:49I don't even like dogs that much.

00:34:51I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:53A cat person?

00:34:57Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:59Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:35:00I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:35:04I just want to relax.

00:35:06Have a good time.

00:35:08You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:10I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:14Now I'm not sure.

00:35:15We have nothing in common.

00:35:17Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:19What the heck?

00:35:25I'm Pipsy.

00:35:26He's cute.

00:35:27Michelangelo had a son.

00:35:28Now I can have mine.

00:35:43Looks like someone needs a beads.

00:35:46What's going on?

00:35:47That's Michelangelo Dino Livino, the Nepo Baby Underwear Model.

00:35:52He's not.

00:35:53You're coming with me, dog walker.

00:35:55Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:57What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:58Back off, dude.

00:36:00Back off, grubby little hipster.

00:36:02She's my fiancée.

00:36:04So that wasn't the age of rain.

00:36:06Jake, I can explain.

00:36:09Let's go.

00:36:11I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:13I'm not Jake.

00:36:14I'm not Jake.

00:36:17This is for making me Uber all the way to the fuck it's over.

00:36:22And this is for making me listen to you.

00:36:33I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:36You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:38Yeah, why don't I have the pop rock?

00:36:39Is he following you around?

00:36:40Just an Italian American psycho.

00:36:42I'm not following you around.

00:36:46You know what?

00:36:46I get it.

00:36:47You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:51Me jealous?

00:36:52Did you see the way that you're acting around Jake?

00:36:55Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:58I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:37:00I have a name.

00:37:02Wait, what are you doing?

00:37:03That is an original.

00:37:04I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:37:07Oh, fine.

00:37:08I'll just hop into my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:37:11I don't care about your art.

00:37:12Your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:14They're treating me like shit.

00:37:17That's another Renaissance.

00:37:18You have a history of work nightmare.

00:37:20I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:21We've got a contract.

00:37:23Foreign arranged marriage.

00:37:24Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:28You are such a simpleton.

00:37:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:33Well, at least I'm not to spoil crap.

00:37:36I tried to get along with you.

00:37:38You brought this onto yourself.

00:37:39I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:41Right back at you.

00:37:43I fucking hate you.

00:37:45I fucking hate you more.

00:37:50I fucking hate you more.

00:37:55I fucking hate you more.

00:38:03I fucking hate you more.

00:38:33I fucking hate you more.

00:39:03Oh.

00:39:05I forgot we did that last night.

00:39:09Less than all those three years.

00:39:10Uh-huh.

00:39:12We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:15Yeah, too many drinks.

00:39:16We just forget it'll ever happen.

00:39:18If that's what you want.

00:39:20Definitely.

00:39:21Um, I have to go to work.

00:39:26I should get out, too.

00:39:29Oh, my head.

00:39:31There's P.I. in the fridge.

00:39:33Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:36Of course.

00:39:38My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:42Well, you look great.

00:39:44Thanks.

00:39:46I don't feel great.

00:39:48The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:51Hmm.

00:39:51But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:39:56What's going on?

00:39:59So, Michelangelo and I have sex last night.

00:40:03Wait.

00:40:04For the first time?

00:40:07Yeah.

00:40:08We're taking it slow.

00:40:09Michelangelo.

00:40:11Michelangelo.

00:40:12The male gigolo.

00:40:13Taking it slow.

00:40:15Hmm.

00:40:17Maybe I didn't misjudge him.

00:40:19And how was it?

00:40:23Well?

00:40:24Really bad.

00:40:25Right?

00:40:26I knew it.

00:40:27Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?

00:40:31Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:36I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:38Because physical chemistry is important.

00:40:41That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:44I don't get it.

00:40:45He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:49I feel like an arcade game.

00:40:50He just keeps getting that high score again and again.

00:40:54You get the picture.

00:40:57Hey.

00:41:00Opposites attract.

00:41:01I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.

00:41:05Because you're so different.

00:41:06Something like that.

00:41:17Here it comes.

00:41:18Right on the schedule.

00:41:20Dog walker's in love with me.

00:41:22Unless I let it down easy.

00:41:24Weird.

00:41:25I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:33Okay.

00:41:36What was that about?

00:41:39Must be the hangover.

00:41:48Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:50We can finish what we started last time.

00:41:52Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:15And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:22I'm not very good with words.

00:42:41Hi.

00:42:43We should talk about last night.

00:42:48I'm not very good with words.

00:42:50Me neither.

00:42:51But last night I...

00:42:52You don't have to say anything.

00:42:54We both know it was a mistake.

00:42:56And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:42:58Like nothing ever happened.

00:43:00I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me and say it.

00:43:03Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:43:05I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.

00:43:08I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:11Okay, I get it.

00:43:12I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:17You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:21I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:43:24Frankly, so would I.

00:43:25I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.

00:43:28Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:31I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:35Wait, did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:41What happened to Dog Walker?

00:43:44I have a confession today.

00:43:49But I don't know how, I don't know why, but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:56Really?

00:43:59Do I look like I'm lying?

00:44:01I'm not an actor.

00:44:03I couldn't even do reality TV.

00:44:05But there is a fire between us and Amelia, some kind of crazy cosmic history.

00:44:13You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:17Amelia, please.

00:44:20I know you felt it too.

00:44:28Amelia, please.

00:44:30Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:33I felt it too.

00:44:39So why are we fighting it?

00:44:41I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:43We do.

00:44:45We do.

00:44:46We do.

00:44:47We do.

00:44:48We do.

00:44:49We do.

00:44:50We do.

00:44:51We do.

00:44:52We do.

00:44:53We do.

00:44:54We do.

00:44:55We do.

00:44:56We do.

00:44:57We do.

00:44:58We do.

00:44:59We do.

00:45:00We do.

00:45:01We do.

00:45:02We do.

00:45:03We do.

00:45:04We do.

00:45:05We do.

00:45:06We do.

00:45:07We do.

00:45:08We do.

00:45:09We do.

00:45:10We do.

00:45:11We do.

00:45:12We do.

00:45:13so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to

00:45:24light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name

00:45:29no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht

00:45:33if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off

00:45:38espresso martinis and he almost sinks to the boat

00:45:40you know when you're not acting like a complete oosh pad you're not so bad

00:45:50thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stayed this good i'm over for anything

00:46:00i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot

00:46:07you mean like you and me together together

00:46:11why not were you planning on marrying someone else

00:46:15oh gucci what's the rush

00:46:30oh hey royce

00:46:37jake how's it going

00:46:40good yeah

00:46:42but the other night was kind of crazy i know

00:46:46i could have told you about michael and rome

00:46:49we were kind of in a fight

00:46:51i'm sorry for bringing him to this

00:46:54is he always like that

00:46:56so aggressive and controlling

00:46:58i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that

00:47:01he was like a caveman lugging home his woman

00:47:04well i am his woman

00:47:07he saw us together and he got jealous

00:47:10and i don't blame him

00:47:11oh my god

00:47:12am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dinovolino

00:47:16i didn't mean to cry

00:47:19just wanted to make sure everything's okay

00:47:21i'm here if you need to talk

00:47:23thanks jake but i'm engaged remember

00:47:28and the only person i want to talk to is my fiancee

00:47:31i don't think i have a connection

00:47:32you're a cat person

00:47:34it never would have worked

00:47:36come on gucci let's go

00:47:39cats are awesome

00:47:44that was a great presentation

00:47:50the mark and the director loved her ideas for the new line

00:47:53you think so

00:47:54maybe i'm finally starting to get hanging with the ceo thing

00:47:58oh yeah yeah now listen

00:48:00i gotta fly to the parish for a few days

00:48:02you mind watching uh your little brother for me

00:48:05gucci sure

00:48:06but i mean your dog's for a media specialty

00:48:09yeah but that's how you impress her

00:48:11you invited her for a romantic date

00:48:13at the dog park

00:48:15at the dog park

00:48:16mm-hmm

00:48:17i just texted her it's all set

00:48:19now

00:48:20go girl over boy

00:48:23heh heh

00:48:28so

00:48:33you just throw it he brings it back

00:48:36you've never played fetch before

00:48:38it's

00:48:39it's my dad's dog

00:48:41not mine

00:48:42let me try

00:48:44that's okay

00:48:45i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your

00:48:48dainty hands

00:48:49do you ever get tired of the dog stuff

00:48:54no

00:48:57i like my work

00:48:58what's the point of working if you never get a chance to

00:49:01have fun

00:49:02you're right

00:49:04i should work less

00:49:06if nothing else

00:49:08you're letting me get closer to my little brother

00:49:11fed gucci

00:49:15i've got a big surprise

00:49:21a surprise

00:49:23just wait to see

00:49:25what was that

00:49:42special delivery from

00:49:44maschino's italian deli

00:49:46gucci

00:49:49it's your favorite shino

00:49:51you know

00:49:54that's awful for dogs

00:49:55right

00:49:56i have that

00:49:57look

00:49:57ah

00:49:59that's special

00:50:01i also thought

00:50:04we could use his water bowl

00:50:06for one of the auntie

00:50:07too

00:50:07kidding

00:50:09this is for us

00:50:11why don't you do this course

00:50:12what else is in the bag

00:50:14just some

00:50:15imported italian ingredients

00:50:17so i can make you a real italian dinner

00:50:19you can cook

00:50:20that was so good

00:50:35i feel like i just

00:50:37went to italy even though i've never been

00:50:39how did you

00:50:41do this i can't cook at all

00:50:43making italian food is one of my favorite things to do

00:50:46did you learn in culinary school

00:50:48no my mom taught me

00:50:50tell me about her

00:50:52i've never told a girl about my mom

00:50:55sorry i don't mean to pry

00:50:58she

00:51:00passed away when i was 11

00:51:01breast cancer

00:51:03but

00:51:05i have a lot of good memories of her

00:51:06she grew up in a little village in tuscany

00:51:09and

00:51:09she taught me everything i know about cooking

00:51:12we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing

00:51:18i still

00:51:20i still

00:51:20have all of her recipes

00:51:22here

00:51:22handwritten in italian

00:51:24that's really special

00:51:26i miss her

00:51:30and

00:51:31this might sound corny but

00:51:33i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes

00:51:36it's not corny

00:51:38but i didn't know you were such a softie

00:51:41don't tell tmz

00:51:43what about your parents

00:51:46my parents died in a car accident

00:51:49when i was 13

00:51:50it's been me and betsy ever since

00:51:53sorry

00:51:54i just really hope these treatments work

00:51:57i don't want to lose her too

00:52:01i'm sorry

00:52:04your story made me emotional

00:52:06i'm gonna go do this shit

00:52:07i'll help you

00:52:09no no it's fine

00:52:10i like the magicians

00:52:11they relax me

00:52:12good

00:52:14cause i hate them

00:52:15well then i guess we'll make the team

00:52:17is it just the one

00:52:23or am i really falling for

00:52:25him

00:52:26or her

00:52:26he don't want this

00:52:31hey

00:52:40hey

00:52:41do you want an espresso

00:52:43i just figured out how to make the machine work

00:52:46no thank you

00:52:47me that morning i'm kind of in a rush

00:52:49okay

00:52:49well

00:52:50don't forget gucci

00:52:51how could i

00:52:52ready bro

00:52:55well let me figure it out

00:52:57what do you know about this

00:53:00you wear these shirts to work

00:53:02and you wear man thongs to be soon

00:53:05touche

00:53:06there you go

00:53:09bye

00:53:11love you

00:53:14love you too

00:53:15sorry

00:53:25reflex

00:53:26i didn't even say that

00:53:28me neither

00:53:29too soon

00:53:30talk about it later

00:53:32yeah

00:53:33okay

00:53:35okay

00:53:35uh

00:53:37has that been any more awkward

00:53:38and

00:53:40is michael andwell really in love with me

00:53:42i don't know what to do

00:53:47look who's here

00:53:49hey

00:53:50my little guy

00:53:51hey

00:53:52Gucci

00:53:54he's right here

00:53:57Oh yeah, now here's mine, just like that, even we've got one for Big Brother, right there.

00:54:08Come to Potter, yes, my boy.

00:54:12Alright, alright, so we've got to talk about this wedding, this is two weeks off.

00:54:18Hollywood Bowl, we're waiting for an answer.

00:54:21I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane, he says the band is free.

00:54:26You like cold?

00:54:28Dad, we can't have a wedding at home.

00:54:31Well, I think we'll look at the Magic Castle, how about that?

00:54:36Not too big, plenty of room for Coldplay.

00:54:39Dad, let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:41We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:43What, something wrong with... really?

00:54:46No, everything is great.

00:54:49Better than great, honestly.

00:54:51But we cannot have a big flashy wedding.

00:54:55That's our thing.

00:54:57It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:59I think it makes her uncomfortable.

00:55:01Wow, I never thought of that.

00:55:05Yeah, you have a very good point there.

00:55:08I'm very impressed.

00:55:11You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:15I can't say I've ever felt like this with enough girl.

00:55:18Hmm, sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:21Love?

00:55:22Yeah, I don't know.

00:55:25He's so cute.

00:55:28All right, change the deal.

00:55:31Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.

00:55:33All right?

00:55:34And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.

00:55:36A wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:39Okay.

00:55:40No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:41No Coldplay.

00:55:42No Coldplay.

00:55:50So...

00:55:51It's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:54It's not working.

00:55:55I know it.

00:55:56I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:59And I'm cured.

00:56:01What?

00:56:02You're cured?

00:56:03Oh.

00:56:04Congratulations.

00:56:06I wasn't expecting it.

00:56:07I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:09It only took two sessions?

00:56:10I almost had enough of my savings to cover that.

00:56:11Maybe I didn't need the Dina Foligno's money.

00:56:12What's wrong, sis?

00:56:13We could be celebrating!

00:56:14I brought Prosecco.

00:56:15No.

00:56:16Yeah.

00:56:17No, I'm good.

00:56:18Yeah.

00:56:19No, I'm good.

00:56:20Yeah.

00:56:21I didn't need the Dina Foligno's money.

00:56:22What's wrong, sis?

00:56:23We could be celebrating!

00:56:25I brought Prosecco.

00:56:26No.

00:56:27Yeah.

00:56:28No, I'm good.

00:56:29Yeah.

00:56:30Amelia.

00:56:31I'm your sister.

00:56:32You can tell me anything.

00:56:33Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:34Is everything okay?

00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so

00:56:46far up his butt that it will cut him in poo.

00:56:49It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:53It's me.

00:56:55I have to tell you something.

00:57:00You cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?

00:57:07What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:09It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:12And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:15Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:19I kinda like him.

00:57:21Yeah.

00:57:22Babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:25We need to get you out of there.

00:57:27Betsy.

00:57:28I have real feelings for you.

00:57:32But...

00:57:33What about the Cowboy story?

00:57:36You heard what he did to that food he did anymore.

00:57:39They banned him for life.

00:57:41You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:43He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:46Or at least not to me.

00:57:49He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:53If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:58:00What if you need him?

00:58:02Yeah.

00:58:03Need him.

00:58:04Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:58:05Maybe he'll actually like him.

00:58:06Maybe he'll actually like him.

00:58:07You don't want it.

00:58:08Please.

00:58:09For me.

00:58:10Just give him a chance.

00:58:13Fine.

00:58:14Yes.

00:58:15Only one.

00:58:16Yes.

00:58:17You won't regret it.

00:58:20I'm gonna go get it for a second.

00:58:25You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:30Thank you for making money.

00:58:32Of course.

00:58:33I'm glad she's cancer free.

00:58:34We need to celebrate.

00:58:35We need to celebrate.

00:58:38Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me.

00:58:43Right?

00:58:44You need me besides me.

00:58:45I'm serious.

00:58:46It's really important to me if you two get along.

00:58:49Have a glass of wine.

00:58:52Tonight's gonna be great.

00:58:53Okay.

00:59:03It's...

00:59:04Enormous.

00:59:06Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:10It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:11Nice to finally meet you.

00:59:12Let's see.

00:59:13Hmm.

00:59:14So...

00:59:15This is the...

00:59:16Infamous, uh...

00:59:17Michael Landalow.

00:59:18Enormous.

00:59:19How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:20Ninety-six dollar period on?

00:59:21Mainly since the year that you were born.

00:59:22Yeah...

00:59:23Sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:24It's worth more than my car.

00:59:25Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:26Enormous.

00:59:27So...

00:59:28Who wants a drink?

00:59:50Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:59:53So, who wants a drink?

01:00:16You've hardly touched your food.

01:00:18It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:24Mine tastes great.

01:00:27So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.

01:00:34You don't mind, do you?

01:00:36Fire away.

01:00:38So, I know you two have been having your fun.

01:00:42Um, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:50I don't think it's going to.

01:00:53That's cute and all, but what about her career? Are you going to support her?

01:00:58Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:01:00Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:01:04Bessie!

01:01:05Look, I know I have a past, but I'm not committed to it.

01:01:12We haven't talked about kids, but I'm a woman in anything.

01:01:15See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:17You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

01:01:21We know enough.

01:01:22Easy, Bessie.

01:01:23I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:28And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:32And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:34I don't see what you're wearing on your finger.

01:01:36Michelangelo.

01:01:37You probably picked them apart the way you're doing them right now.

01:01:40It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight with that.

01:01:42She gets it from you.

01:01:44Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:46You started it.

01:01:49What?

01:01:53Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:57Bessie's just looking up for Mara's interests.

01:01:59No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:02:03That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:02:04She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:02:06You're the horniest bastard of Beverly Hills.

01:02:08And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see your sister back.

01:02:12You know what?

01:02:13You can't talk to Bessie like that.

01:02:14That's my sister.

01:02:15She just survived cancer.

01:02:19Then it does give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:22This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:25Not to me!

01:02:26You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:28I don't like this side of you.

01:02:29See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:32but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:35You told her?

01:02:36She's my sister.

01:02:37I don't care.

01:02:38That violates our agreement.

01:02:39Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:41A contractual agreement?

01:02:42Some kind of obligation?

01:02:44It's not what I meant.

01:02:45It came out wrong earlier.

01:02:47I love you.

01:02:49You love me?

01:02:51Don't listen to her.

01:02:52She doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:53Shut the fuck up!

01:02:55You know what?

01:02:56Maybe she was right.

01:02:58I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:59It's over.

01:03:05We need to get out of here.

01:03:08I think we need true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you help

01:03:12rip people secret.

01:03:12Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:03:24You do so much better than him.

01:03:26Yeah.

01:03:28But he isn't a monster.

01:03:30I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:31We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:34Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:37Play low for it.

01:03:39Mexico.

01:03:40Or Canada.

01:03:41Whatever.

01:03:42It's that or they hear and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.

01:03:46It's a word.

01:03:47I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:50I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:53It's not like I told the media.

01:03:55You don't know that.

01:03:58We're liabilities.

01:03:59Lose ends.

01:04:01You should listen to more true crime podcasts.

01:04:02Get rid of that thing.

01:04:09They could be tracking us right now.

01:04:12Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplexy other night.

01:04:16See?

01:04:18He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:23It's Romulus.

01:04:25Hey, Romulus.

01:04:27What?

01:04:28What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:30What?

01:04:32You came.

01:04:45Against my better judgment.

01:04:47I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:50I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:04:54Well, you should punish me for straying.

01:05:00You make me sick.

01:05:02I make me sick.

01:05:12Nice underwear.

01:05:16It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:17Okay, let's get this over with.

01:05:27Is that all you have to say?

01:05:30Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:32I'm sorry, Chantelle.

01:05:36I thought I wanted this.

01:05:40But I don't.

01:05:41I'm not the star that I used to be.

01:05:47Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:53It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:05:58Never in a million years since I think I'd fall for dog work, but I am fucking devastated.

01:06:04And all I wish is I could take back how I acted.

01:06:07I just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:10There.

01:06:14There.

01:06:19Amelia?

01:06:22Hi there.

01:06:24Gucci's gone?

01:06:26I'll be right there.

01:06:29What?

01:06:33I...

01:06:34Romulus.

01:06:36What?

01:06:37Oh.

01:06:39What?

01:06:40Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:06:43We were practically in the house and all this, and he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:47I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!

01:06:51Well, we can help you find him.

01:06:54Yeah?

01:06:55Right?

01:06:56Oh, good, thanks.

01:06:59Gucci!

01:07:00This better not be a trap.

01:07:02Just come on.

01:07:05Gucci!

01:07:06Gucci!

01:07:08Hey, hey, hey!

01:07:09Where's my little angel?

01:07:10Huh?

01:07:10I thought you were both together.

01:07:11Why is he here with you?

01:07:13Oh, um, he's...

01:07:14Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:17Where were you?

01:07:18I had to stop a late-night delivery of Mastronis.

01:07:21It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:23This doesn't bring me out of hiding.

01:07:25Nothing will.

01:07:26Smart move, dude.

01:07:28Here, ladies!

01:07:29Take a piece of prosciutto, yeah, that's it.

01:07:36Mediac.

01:07:40Gucci!

01:07:47Gucci!

01:07:53It's hopeless.

01:07:55We've been looking for him all night long.

01:07:59We're not gonna find him.

01:08:01Don't give up, Dad.

01:08:02He's just off having a little adventure.

01:08:04Keep looking.

01:08:04He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:08:07See?

01:08:08They're not gonna kill us.

01:08:10I do have to admit, though.

01:08:12Didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:08:15He's really there for his dad.

01:08:17His dad's dog.

01:08:20So you approve now?

01:08:21I didn't say that.

01:08:22Coochie!

01:08:29Coochie!

01:08:30My boy's back!

01:08:32Oh!

01:08:39Okay, okay.

01:08:41I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:44I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:08:57A little.

01:08:59It's okay.

01:09:00Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:09:03They just leave out part of the story.

01:09:06Mediac.

01:09:08Can we talk?

01:09:12Please?

01:09:15Mediac.

01:09:17Can we talk?

01:09:19Please?

01:09:21Okay.

01:09:30Mediac.

01:09:32I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:09:36I shouldn't have attacked your sister.

01:09:38And I shouldn't have blown up that you were making the contract.

01:09:40I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:09:50Thanks for saying that.

01:09:52I need to do that.

01:09:55And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:59You're not one.

01:10:01I'm still learning new things about you.

01:10:04Most of them are good.

01:10:05I'm happy you sound contract.

01:10:10I'm not.

01:10:14You're not?

01:10:14What do you mean?

01:10:18I mean, this might sound crazy, but...

01:10:22I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:10:25And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stayed together.

01:10:29I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:36Dad.

01:10:37What is it, son?

01:10:38I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:10:42Why, son?

01:10:44Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:47And not because of some legal obligation.

01:10:51But because she wants to.

01:10:59Consider our contracts null and void.

01:11:09Amelia.

01:11:11Roll it be.

01:11:14Will you marry me?

01:11:18Will you marry me?

01:11:19Yes.

01:11:22I'll marry you.

01:11:38You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:11:42And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:11:45Look at me.

01:11:46I'm driven like a Roman aqueduct.

01:11:49All right, all right, you two.

01:11:52That's enough, all right?

01:11:54We spent this whole night together.

01:11:56Come over to my place, all right?

01:11:58We'll have a nice breakfast in Italian style.

01:12:01Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:12:04I think I can get used to it.

01:12:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:12:09I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:12:12Especially Coldplay.

01:12:13We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:12:16It was worth a try.

01:12:17And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:12:44Michaelangelo?

01:12:48Amelia.

01:12:51Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:12:57I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.

01:13:03I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:13:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:19And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:13:36Amelia, you're the only thing better than a free underwear.

01:13:41I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.

01:13:56Michaelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.

01:14:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:14:04And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.

01:14:15I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:14:17Te amo, Michaelangelo.

01:14:19I love you.

01:14:19With the power vested in me, my almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:28You may kiss your bride.

01:14:38Thanks.

01:14:39I'm Betsy.

01:14:41Amelia's sister.

01:14:43I'm Jake.

01:14:44Another dog walker.

01:14:45It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I'm a little bit more of a cat person.

01:14:52Me too.

01:14:55Strong old faith, class family.

01:15:00Choosing love, it's a tragedy.

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