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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06What are you doing?
00:06:07What are you doing here?
00:06:08Mmm
00:06:09Oh
00:06:11Why is it that bad boy?
00:06:12Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:06:13Okay, thank you
00:06:14Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:06:15Hey Emma
00:06:16Hey honey, come and spot me
00:06:17Okay
00:06:18What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:19No, it's great
00:06:20You didn't spot me
00:06:21What are you doing here?
00:06:22Hey, honey, come and spot me.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:28Nice greeting, spot me. What are you doing here?
00:06:39Can you get away?
00:06:41I'm away.
00:06:52You are never getting up.
00:07:01I think I'll make the rolls here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah, I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:13God, when are you gonna get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27Better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days,
00:07:30you're gonna get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36I've got more important things to do.
00:07:38Hey, I didn't want to tell you over the phone, but, uh, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:55I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:57It's the only time I can do it till next year.
00:07:59You bum!
00:08:00I'm sorry.
00:08:01Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you, and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:06Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time, and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:12You think that?
00:08:13What, that we should be together?
00:08:14No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:15Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy. You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:30How do you know, Dad?
00:08:31I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:36Except for maybe a fireman's.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town, they're gonna go crazy. Or never come back.
00:08:43Yeah, Dad. Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before.
00:08:51All right, I better go. They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this? An empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, Squirt.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:03Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go. It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe. You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:16Bye, baby.
00:09:18Bye.
00:09:20I'll miss you.
00:09:22I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:29I'll be back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:30Come on.
00:09:32Is it all the money?
00:09:33Oh, for sure.
00:09:34Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:35Oh, for sure.
00:09:36Come on.
00:10:06Come on.
00:10:11Heaven.
00:10:11That's it?
00:10:12We've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you feel that, son?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right.
00:10:19Well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:10:21I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Midner's Cove party, girls?
00:10:25That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach.
00:10:32And hey, we got a pool and we got a stage.
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:37We got a hypnotist.
00:10:38Let's you do what you always want.
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man.
00:10:42Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man.
00:10:45Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point, we got a different beach.
00:10:48Big waves, bars.
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:53What do you got in these bags?
00:10:54Just bikinis?
00:10:55Here, give me that.
00:10:56Woo.
00:10:57All you guys are hot.
00:10:58We got lots of guys.
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:00Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here.
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:17So many hot boys up in here.
00:11:36So many girls in their underwear.
00:11:39Look at them.
00:11:41I remember when we were like this.
00:11:44I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this, even when we were kids.
00:11:50All they have is time.
00:11:52There's always going to be, remember?
00:11:55We used to think there's always going to be a guy, a career,
00:11:59and everything would just come naturally, because that's what happens.
00:12:04There was plenty of time.
00:12:07Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job,
00:12:09but we were going to have it all.
00:12:12Get married.
00:12:14Have kids.
00:12:15Guaranteed.
00:12:16We're going to be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:19Guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:25Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot where most people come up with snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:33You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:39David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse, you know, sure as hell what you get.
00:12:44Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:45I need to do something different.
00:12:50Have fun, you know?
00:12:54I mean, life is...
00:12:56Who knows what the hell life's about?
00:13:01I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just let it all get away.
00:13:14What I need is to hook up.
00:13:17She is going to get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:38Look at her.
00:13:42I think we're going to have a dance.
00:13:47Okay, let's go.
00:13:48Let's go.
00:13:49Hey, we're serious when I step in your club.
00:13:52Y'all know who it is.
00:13:53I get dope.
00:13:54I'm a baller, baby.
00:13:55BX, New York, shot caller, baby.
00:13:58So my neck keep me cool in the heat.
00:14:00Tiffany on my wrist, Jimmy Choo's on my feet, down the teeth.
00:14:03You ain't never met no chick like me.
00:14:05Girls, girls, where do you think you're going?
00:14:07Three most beautiful girls here, and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:13See?
00:14:14Reality?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16This is spring break.
00:14:17You got to go a little wild.
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:30But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I am talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35Do you have any idea?
00:14:37Another thing.
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades race.
00:14:40You know, like that movie when Harry met Sally.
00:14:42You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44Oh, okay.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:51Hello, girls.
00:14:52I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:57You girls have just won the most beautiful girls award, and we are the prize.
00:15:03So my two guys are gonna shoot you an entire week.
00:15:06You'll never forget it.
00:15:08I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:13You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:15Hey, I told you this beach was special.
00:15:38Totally private.
00:15:40Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God.
00:15:42Look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:45Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:47Awesome.
00:15:48Interesting.
00:15:49Good life.
00:15:50Alright, let's run a prize.
00:15:51Cheers, everybody.
00:15:52Come on, pessoal.
00:15:53Thanks for now.
00:15:55A button on my wrist.
00:15:56Just to go to your country.
00:15:57I stay completely busy here.
00:15:58I pick up.
00:15:59Turn on my arms.
00:16:00Good sign, guys.
00:16:01Next time, we're today have existences.
00:16:02E3rds.
00:16:03To auspAMA,X655, do we go.
00:16:04Nothing else, we do we at this friendship.
00:16:05How do we within our stand?
00:16:06He can't do this and pray for themselves.
00:16:07People hang the way out of it.
00:16:08Then we have 앉y on them.
00:16:09Get your República.
00:16:10It's not daytime to run the house.
00:16:11And you have to connect with them.
00:16:12Take your time, good life.
00:16:13Look at that face. I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh. Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not gonna do anything. Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation.
00:16:43The right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:49Yeah.
00:17:02I'm wasting my time and try.
00:17:09I do have no way to the side of the side.
00:17:16I need to let your stars wander around.
00:17:26I do have no way to the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side.
00:17:32Oh, yeah.
00:17:39How about we get some drinks tomorrow?
00:17:42Let's have a drinks coming out.
00:17:43Let's have a drink tonight.
00:17:45Let's go back.
00:17:46Alright.
00:17:48There you go.
00:17:50Get all that, get all that.
00:17:52Here you go.
00:17:54There's a karate.
00:17:56Take it off, come on, come on, come on, let's do it!
00:18:00Good, good, good, good.
00:18:02Come on, come on.
00:18:04Here you go.
00:18:06Come on, thank you.
00:18:08I'm a fighter man.
00:18:10I'm a fighter man.
00:18:12Here you go.
00:18:14Oh, let's go.
00:18:16Let's go.
00:18:18I'm a fighter man.
00:18:20What's up?
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:24All right.
00:18:26Oh, my.
00:18:28That's right.
00:18:30Oh, my.
00:18:32Oh, my.
00:18:34Oh, my.
00:18:36I'm a fighter.
00:18:38Oh, my.
00:18:40Oh!
00:18:41Uh!
00:18:42Oh!
00:18:43Oh!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:47Oh!
00:18:48Who is that?
00:18:50Oh, who?
00:18:51Sorry.
00:18:53Emma!
00:18:54Emma!
00:18:55Emma!
00:18:56Emma!
00:18:57Emma!
00:18:58Emma!
00:18:59Emma!
00:19:00Emma!
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:02Oh, God, yeah!
00:19:03Yeah!
00:19:04Oh!
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:07Oh, God!
00:19:08Oh, oh, God!
00:19:15OK, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right, Emma?
00:19:18Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:19:22Come on, baby.
00:19:25Come on, do it for me.
00:19:30I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:36Come on, Emma.
00:19:37Yeah, right there, oh god, yeah, oh god, oh, oh, oh my god, oh god, yeah, oh my god, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there, oh god.
00:20:07That was amazing.
00:20:14I have a headache.
00:20:16You want aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:17Yeah?
00:20:18You need anything else?
00:20:20No, no, I just want aspirin.
00:20:22There's a cabin downstairs, you want to come?
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26I think I need an aspirin.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:36Can you eat all of it?
00:20:37Better if she were down a little.
00:20:43I got it.
00:20:47Perfect.
00:20:53Dumb bitch.
00:21:07I'm going to say we're so proud of you. You're doing such a great job.
00:21:25And if you're the members of the board and the faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:31Okay. That would be great.
00:21:34I'm going to get very sloppy.
00:21:35I'm very happy.
00:21:36I like my kids.
00:21:38I'm changing my degree of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:42I'm serious, Heather.
00:21:44It's all about the kids.
00:21:47I love it.
00:21:54I know. I'm so happy.
00:22:05How did you get them to do all of that, huh?
00:22:10I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:16You want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on.
00:22:21I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I would.
00:22:29Will you stay over?
00:22:31Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift.
00:22:38But I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:40Okay?
00:22:41I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:45I love you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:56In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:22:58I wanted you to be there.
00:23:00You're right.
00:23:01What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:04I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:10What do you think?
00:23:15What do I think?
00:23:17I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:31You better go before I make you stay.
00:23:35How'd you stop me?
00:23:36No, you're kidding.
00:23:40By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:47I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:49Yeah, we all did.
00:23:50It was a little weird out there.
00:23:51You should have been there.
00:23:53See the new me.
00:23:57I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:01It's party time!
00:24:02From all over the country they come.
00:24:04You know what they want.
00:24:05That girl next door, they play the tease,
00:24:07but they're showing it on display.
00:24:10They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:12And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:16Get your credit card ready.
00:24:17Click the download button.
00:24:18Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:22No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:24These are the girls next door.
00:24:26The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:38Oh my god.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:42I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:44I thought you should, uh, be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:47Wow.
00:24:48I...
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:51I'm flattered.
00:24:52I just, um...
00:24:54I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:03First you come back from California positively glowing.
00:25:06And now you're holding seminars.
00:25:11It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea.
00:25:14But it's also the best way to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:21School politics are funny.
00:25:23I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but...
00:25:26You just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:31Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:36Is that who it looks like?
00:25:41Can't be.
00:25:42It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:44Though it's different, more extreme.
00:25:45Didn't she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:47You watched the whole thing.
00:25:48It's her.
00:25:49It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:50You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:25:52Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:25:54Well, most.
00:25:55Well, you could try switching schools.
00:25:56Better yet, you could come home.
00:25:57You know you could get a job in a second.
00:25:58Maybe it's time.
00:25:59Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn?
00:26:01So what if it is?
00:26:02It's not the end of the world.
00:26:03I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a second.
00:26:04I don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a second.
00:26:05I don't know if I want to get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn.
00:26:06I don't think so.
00:26:07I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:08I mean history, family, roots.
00:26:09I mean honey, it's the same.
00:26:10I don't know if I want to get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn.
00:26:15I don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:20I don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:23Why?
00:26:24What's wrong with it?
00:26:25Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:28I don't think so.
00:26:29I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:31I mean history, family, roots.
00:26:34I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:38I mean what?
00:26:39Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:42It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:43You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:46I mean anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:53Alright honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:55No, I didn't say that.
00:26:56Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:01Did something happen out there?
00:27:03Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:06I don't know, with someone else?
00:27:10Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay, I mean don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you?
00:27:20For us?
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:28I mean you could turn your back on it looking for something else, I don't know what.
00:27:31But by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:35David, nothing's changed.
00:27:38Yeah, maybe.
00:27:40But at least it's in the open now.
00:27:42Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:44You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Okay, listen.
00:27:50I love you and you love me.
00:27:52Those are the facts.
00:27:54Yeah, but no, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:57Okay?
00:27:58I like my job.
00:27:59It makes me feel good.
00:28:00Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:10I love you.
00:28:11I'll see you soon.
00:28:40Oh, oh...
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:40I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:54Mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:57I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:11It may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:19It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:22What am I supposed to do?
00:30:24Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't identify and I'm what?
00:30:34If you'd like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:37Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:50Just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:05I heard it was about you and some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:21I mean, I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:23It was vacation.
00:31:23It was more silly than anything.
00:31:26Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is
00:31:30there will always be somebody who believes it
00:31:31because they secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:49I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:01I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:06Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:50I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just, I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:59I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:10What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
00:33:17Nobody is dumping to any conclusions.
00:33:19Look, Dave, I'm sorry as hell, all right?
00:33:21We've all known Emma all online.
00:33:22Hey, hey.
00:33:23Hey, all I did was stumble across something.
00:33:25Hey, look, Dave, look.
00:33:25What the hell, man?
00:33:26Look, Dave.
00:33:27It's out there, okay?
00:33:28What's out there?
00:33:29There's nothing out there.
00:33:30It's not Emma.
00:33:31I live in these streets
00:33:36The same DT's
00:33:37Undercover man
00:33:38Eat no trap
00:33:39Brian in that trap
00:33:41With chips
00:33:42You better find
00:33:43So man
00:33:44I gotta be a friend
00:33:47And I'm gonna wear
00:33:48I gotta be a friend
00:33:51I gotta be a friend
00:33:53I gotta be a friend
00:33:55I gotta be a friend
00:33:57I gotta cut, gotta stab
00:33:58Doing time in the pen
00:33:59Now I'm out doing mine
00:34:01On the grind for the kids
00:34:02I got a sack full of bags
00:34:04On the side
00:34:04But when if it makes
00:34:06What am I doing
00:34:06What am I doing
00:34:07So you live
00:34:08What am I doing
00:34:09I can't see
00:34:09I'm trying to steal you
00:34:11So you're hiding
00:34:12So you hear
00:34:14But you thought I ain't seen
00:34:15I'm lying on your bed
00:34:16But it's why
00:34:17So hold it
00:34:18Oh yeah
00:34:20Yeah
00:34:22Yeah
00:34:23Yeah
00:34:24Oh my God
00:34:29She doesn't have tenure
00:34:38I mean what is the policy
00:34:40In a situation like this
00:34:41But she has the right
00:34:42To bring it to the board
00:34:43The school could be sued
00:34:46Even the public airing
00:34:48Of such an issue
00:34:48Would be damaging
00:34:49To the school
00:34:50It's also a human question
00:34:53Pretty soon
00:34:54The kids are gonna get
00:34:55Wind of this
00:34:55And get curious
00:34:56And I for one
00:34:58Do not want to be explaining
00:34:59To my seven year old
00:35:00What pornography is
00:35:02No I haven't said anything
00:35:03Till now because
00:35:03She's such a good teacher
00:35:06And she presents herself
00:35:07So well
00:35:08But if she stays
00:35:11I'm pulling Jason
00:35:13Out of school
00:35:13Hi
00:35:19You ought to check
00:35:21Your machine
00:35:21Ring about a thousand times
00:35:23Maybe it's not working
00:35:25Anyway
00:35:27You haven't answered
00:35:29My email yet
00:35:30What's going on
00:35:32Town burning down
00:35:33Well
00:35:35Things are pretty crappy here
00:35:37Okay
00:35:39Bye
00:35:40I love you
00:35:42Bye
00:35:44Hey
00:36:07Your choice
00:36:08Is either resign
00:36:09Or I will have to
00:36:09Take this to the district
00:36:10And initiate a formal dismissal
00:36:12Now if you resign
00:36:13There can be some reason
00:36:15Something neutral
00:36:16Something that won't
00:36:16Hurt your record
00:36:17I'll help you frame
00:36:19The situation
00:36:20So it won't affect
00:36:21Your future
00:36:21I didn't do anything
00:36:24How could you believe
00:36:26That I would
00:36:27I mean
00:36:27At least let me talk
00:36:29To who's spreading this
00:36:30It's no longer a case
00:36:31Of an unsubstantiated rumor
00:36:32I have not seen
00:36:36The material
00:36:36But others have
00:36:38Teachers' parents
00:36:39I will look at it
00:36:42If I have to
00:36:42As will the district
00:36:43What material
00:36:45There is no material
00:36:46I tried looking
00:36:48On the internet
00:36:48You know
00:36:49I don't have to
00:36:50Accept this
00:36:50I have a right
00:36:52To fight this
00:36:52And I'm going to
00:36:53You do
00:36:54You do have a right
00:36:57To fight this
00:36:58But let me lay down
00:37:00The process
00:37:01I fire you
00:37:04For cause
00:37:04In this district
00:37:06That is automatically
00:37:07Reviewed by the superintendent
00:37:08And the board
00:37:09Now
00:37:10You can appeal
00:37:11At a district level
00:37:12Which will bring
00:37:13The whole sordid business
00:37:14Into the public arena
00:37:15But you should think
00:37:18Very carefully
00:37:18About that
00:37:19Before you do
00:37:19Litigation
00:37:21Being what it is
00:37:22This days
00:37:23It would have
00:37:23To be messy
00:37:24And the district
00:37:26It doesn't usually lose
00:37:28Emma
00:37:30I'm trying to do you
00:37:32A favor
00:37:32If you fight it
00:37:35It will be
00:37:35On your record
00:37:35Even if you're
00:37:36Exonerated
00:37:37Even if it turns out
00:37:38To be nothing
00:37:38It will be
00:37:39On your record
00:37:40Every time
00:37:42You go for an interview
00:37:43True or not
00:37:44It will be there
00:37:44People
00:37:46Parents
00:37:46Will find out about it
00:37:47They always do
00:37:48Now you think
00:37:51A school
00:37:52Is going to go
00:37:53Against parents
00:37:53In hiring a teacher
00:37:54Believe me
00:37:58I'm thinking
00:37:58Of your welfare
00:37:59It isn't fair
00:38:02It's not fair
00:38:06I have to say
00:38:14Goodbye to my children
00:38:15I don't think
00:38:15That's a good idea
00:38:16There's a substitute
00:38:19Already in place
00:38:19Your things will be
00:38:20Gathered and delivered
00:38:21To you
00:38:21How can you just
00:38:23Have somebody
00:38:24Disappear from their lives
00:38:26You can't just
00:38:30Yank somebody
00:38:31From them
00:38:32You understand that
00:38:33They'll get over it
00:38:36Emma wait
00:38:39Oh Emma
00:38:41She wouldn't let me
00:38:47Say goodbye
00:38:47To my children
00:38:48I'll talk to them
00:38:49I'll tell them
00:38:50Something
00:38:51Kids are resilient
00:38:53They're usually
00:38:54More than we are
00:38:55At least now
00:38:57We can go see a lawyer
00:38:57I'll resign
00:38:58I agreed to leave
00:39:01Look
00:39:03I know it's lousy
00:39:04But
00:39:05Sometimes it doesn't
00:39:06Really matter
00:39:07Whether it's true or not
00:39:08I've got to get to class
00:39:09Look
00:39:11It's up to you
00:39:11You've got to be strong
00:39:12It's up to you
00:39:14You've got to be strong
00:39:15You've got to be strong
00:39:15You've got to be strong
00:39:16You've got to be strong
00:39:16You've got to be strong
00:39:17You've got to be strong
00:39:17You've got to be strong
00:39:18You've got to be strong
00:39:19You've got to be strong
00:39:19You've got to be strong
00:39:19You've got to be strong
00:39:20You've got to be strong
00:39:21You've got to be strong
00:39:21You've got to be strong
00:39:22You've got to be strong
00:39:23You've got to be strong
00:39:23You've got to be strong
00:39:23You've got to be strong
00:39:24You've got to be strong
00:39:25You've got to be strong
00:39:25You've got to be strong
00:39:26You've got to be strong
00:39:27You've got to be strong
00:39:27You've got to be strong
00:39:27You've got to be strong
00:39:28You've got to be strong
00:39:29You've got to be strong
00:39:30The name is God.
00:40:00I don't know.
00:40:30I don't know.
00:41:00I don't know.
00:41:30I don't know.
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:29I don't know.
00:42:30I don't know.
00:42:31I don't know.
00:42:32I don't know.
00:42:33I don't know.
00:42:34I don't know.
00:42:35I don't know.
00:42:36I don't know.
00:42:37I don't know.
00:42:38I don't know.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:41I don't know.
00:42:42I don't know.
00:42:43I don't know.
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:45I don't know.
00:42:46I don't know.
00:42:47I don't know.
00:42:48I don't know.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:51I don't know.
00:42:52I don't know.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:54I don't know.
00:42:55I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:42:57I don't know.
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:00anyway.
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:07Hi.
00:43:11Hi.
00:43:18Hey, stranger, where have you been?
00:43:22Hey. Hey, stranger. Where have you been?
00:43:25How are you?
00:43:28What's the matter?
00:43:31I'm pretty lousy, Emma.
00:43:35I saw your film.
00:43:37Emma, I saw... I saw the video.
00:43:42Did you hear me?
00:43:45I saw it. I saw you with my own eyes.
00:43:49David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:54And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:57David!
00:43:58It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:01What were you thinking, Emma?
00:44:03Were you drunk? Huh? Were you high?
00:44:06And maybe I could understand what you...
00:44:08Were you having fun?
00:44:10I can't deal with this, all right? I just can't.
00:44:13This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:18David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:21I didn't do any movie.
00:44:23I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:25Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:27Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites. Everywhere. Most of them.
00:44:37I really thought I...
00:44:39I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:41David, just...
00:44:42No. No, save it.
00:44:44I can't. I just... I can't.
00:44:47I can't.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:07Oh, God.
00:45:08Oh! Oh, my God!
00:45:10Oh, yeah!
00:45:11Yeah! Yeah!
00:45:12Yeah! Right there! Right there!
00:45:14Oh, God!
00:45:15Oh, God.
00:45:45Oh, God.
00:45:55Northern Printing.
00:45:56Hi.
00:45:57Emma, hi. How are you?
00:45:59I'm fine. How's everything there?
00:46:01Oh, like always, just chugging along. What's going on?
00:46:05Hey, Dad? Do you miss Mom?
00:46:08Every minute of every day.
00:46:12I know.
00:46:15What's wrong, baby?
00:46:17God, I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:23I don't know what to do.
00:46:25I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:28but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:31but I didn't do anything.
00:46:33I just, I don't know. I don't know what to do.
00:46:36What video? What do you mean?
00:46:37I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:39but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:42And the school, they think that I...
00:46:45Honey, I'm not following you here. Tell me again.
00:46:48No, it's okay. I can handle it.
00:46:51Look, come home. We'll sort it out here.
00:46:53No, it's okay. I'll deal with it.
00:46:56All right, I'm coming up there.
00:46:59No. Don't, Daddy, please. I'm fine.
00:47:03I'm fine. Oh, God.
00:47:05I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:08I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:11Whenever you take this I-can-handle-it attitude,
00:47:13it's like... Okay?
00:47:15Uh, okay. All right. Call me tomorrow.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:28There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:31I saw it. You guys earned it a little,
00:47:33but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:37I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:41I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:43I-I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:47We drank a lot.
00:47:49Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:52I don't know, Em.
00:47:53I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:56I'm not kidding.
00:47:58I got fired from my job.
00:48:01Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:04Do you remember that charades game faking the orgasm?
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:10It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg,
00:48:14or whatever his name was.
00:48:19I mean, it looks so real.
00:48:23It's awful. It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:29God.
00:48:31He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him, you know? I can't.
00:48:38What about Lori and me? Were we in it?
00:48:41Uh, I-God, I mean, a little bit. I don't know.
00:48:44I-I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:46This could really hurt my career.
00:48:47I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:49Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:51No, I can't. I have to figure things out.
00:48:54I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:57I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:01You're not crazy.
00:49:03There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:06Look, if you just come up here,
00:49:08it'll all be okay. I think we should stick together.
00:49:11Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:17Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:19You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:21Um, it's okay. I'm fine.
00:49:24Thanks.
00:49:32Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:33I know. I know it does.
00:49:35But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:40But it looks so real.
00:49:42Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:44I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:47You know, is that possible for-for me to do something like that
00:49:50and not even know it?
00:49:51Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:56Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:49:59It may not be what you want to hear,
00:50:01but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:04or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:07or it was somebody else.
00:50:11You don't believe me.
00:50:12I do.
00:50:14I do.
00:50:16Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:18I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:23But look at the situation.
00:50:25I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:26But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:30or whether you did it or not,
00:50:32people think you did.
00:50:34That's what you have to fight.
00:50:36People see me and I think they know.
00:50:39They look at me and I can't stand it.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:48Do you know how that feels?
00:50:51I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:53She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:55She, uh, had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:02Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:04She said it would be better if you moved away.
00:51:07To some other school district.
00:51:09That thing's died down.
00:51:12With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:18Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:20I'm your friend.
00:51:23I know you're a good person.
00:51:25You've proved that.
00:51:26A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:29But I'm not the issue.
00:51:31Even the school isn't.
00:51:34David is.
00:51:35Your family.
00:51:37You.
00:51:39You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:43Who you are and what you're gonna do about it.
00:51:50What the fuck's gonna do?
00:51:53I honestly got abrahimovd.
00:51:56Yes.
00:51:59Aisse.
00:51:59It doesn't work.
00:52:02Oh, it's not ice.
00:52:05I'm going to do more.
00:52:07I got a pumpkin for nothing.
00:52:09Ah McClane.
00:52:10I think the next time...
00:52:12Got a Sage?
00:52:13What is he doing?
00:52:15Satisfaction.
00:52:17Bye-bye.
00:52:18Oh, my God.
00:52:48Oh, my God.
00:53:18Oh, my God.
00:53:48Oh, my God.
00:54:18Oh, my God.
00:54:48Oh, my God.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:20Hey, hey, get out of here, you bastard.
00:55:22Help, please.
00:55:24Help, please.
00:55:26Help, help.
00:55:28Oh, my God.
00:55:29It's okay, sweetie.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34All right, I'm calling the police.
00:55:35Oh, God.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:41I'm going home.
00:55:47No, Emma.
00:55:49You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:51You know what?
00:55:51I just gotta get out of here.
00:55:52Dad.
00:56:04Dad?
00:56:05Dad?
00:56:35You awake?
00:57:05I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things, so I don't want you to think you can't come
00:57:35to me.
00:57:36You know?
00:57:37Honey?
00:57:42That's good.
00:57:43Is it?
00:57:44I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque.
00:58:15That's my mother.
00:58:16I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but-
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:23Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:34I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:39But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis?
00:58:57Where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:58:59But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:02There was stuff I did.
00:59:04Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:07We're all tarred with this.
00:59:09We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:11Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but-
00:59:21One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:32Um, Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:44This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down a club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:13At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:30My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:34Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga Line while you had Mr. Right.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:54Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:25I mean, have you seen what Ordinary Girls and Those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:52My poster.
01:02:22Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:23They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:24Not a case of small town hysteria.
01:02:25Maybe.
01:02:26But it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:27Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:28On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:43People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:47I'm not going to have to be able to be.
01:02:52Sure, you want to be here?
01:02:53I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:03:00Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:07Do you know what I'm doing?
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:31And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:37I don't know if we're gonna get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:44But there's a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:47Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:50Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay? But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like, what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:26Let me help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:36Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape, then what's the explanation?
01:04:39Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff, but this is like FOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:50Something weird.
01:04:51Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:53Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:00video is real or not?
01:05:02I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:03Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:08Are you nervous?
01:05:12Liar!
01:05:14You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:17You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're going to have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:20I don't know.
01:05:21I think we're both going to have to grow up on this one.
01:05:24I mean, the question is, do you prove to someone that you love them by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:29Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:32This is a no-win situation.
01:05:33Who's the you?
01:05:34Me.
01:05:35You.
01:05:36Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:37I love you.
01:05:38That's what I know.
01:05:39More than anything, I just wish I could understand a little better.
01:05:41What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:42Psychotic?
01:05:43I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:05:44I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:05:45I'm sorry.
01:05:46I'm sorry.
01:05:47I'm sorry.
01:05:48I'm sorry.
01:05:49I'm sorry.
01:05:50I'm sorry.
01:05:51I'm sorry.
01:05:52I'm sorry.
01:05:53I'm sorry.
01:05:54I'm sorry.
01:05:55I'm sorry.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:57I'm sorry.
01:05:58I'm sorry.
01:05:59I'm sorry.
01:06:00I'm sorry.
01:06:01I'm sorry.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here, you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density, see, the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this, the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:31Well, some of it is you.
01:06:33And the top part is you.
01:06:34The bottom, or the rest, appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:41It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh my God.
01:06:44Thank you so much.
01:06:48You see?
01:06:49This is me.
01:06:50Remember?
01:06:51I don't need any help.
01:06:52You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:06:53Ah, that is the question.
01:06:54And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:06:55But the defense, what will they do?
01:06:56They'll get some other version of me to prove the exact opposite.
01:06:57Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:06:58Oh yes, but do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:06:59When the most convincing expert is always the last one to speak.
01:07:00I have to do something about this.
01:07:01There is someone to whom I have consulted, specialists in privacy law.
01:07:02I could give her a call.
01:07:03I could give her a call.
01:07:27Okay, I would say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:30On the other, to a certain extent, you're damaged goods.
01:07:33Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:36The defense would contend that, at the very least,
01:07:38you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:41appearing in a public display that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:44even acting out asexual stimulation.
01:07:47There's no shibler in these things.
01:07:48I was fired from my job, stalked, nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground,
01:07:54me and everybody that I know has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:07you know, the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20You're a little unique, but there are a large number
01:08:23of women who go someplace, like you did.
01:08:26Well, say Spring Break or Mardi Gras
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like flush their breasts
01:08:32or get drunk, even allowing themselves
01:08:34to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:39The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:42affects all women, whether it's what happened to you
01:08:45or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines a woman's right
01:08:51to do or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:53It was far simpler when we're more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic, but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women have either helped create or patronized.
01:09:03We have rap lyrics which degrade and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:09Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:12Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed to sexually excite.
01:09:16The man who stalked you probably thought you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:22College girls line up to do soft and hardcore for the fun of it.
01:09:27It's big problems for juries.
01:09:29Yeah, how many contradictions can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought that there were laws protecting women.
01:09:34No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:36Women are mostly protected by commonly understood social contracts.
01:09:39In the last 30 years, we thought we could have it all.
01:09:42Independence and protections.
01:09:43There's got to be something that can be done.
01:09:45Most laws are a generation behind the technology.
01:09:48The Supreme Court of Washington State ruled that a woman was not protected
01:09:52in a check-out line from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:56Other state courts have held that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom or bathroom against photography through an open window.
01:10:03But people sue for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, that depends how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation you want to endure.
01:10:12Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal you make of it, the worse it's going to be for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go, then thousands, maybe millions of people will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist for all the influence they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that if I leave Prairie, I mean, look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said that I would be better off just leaving the city.
01:10:44I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:46All over the internet, in stores.
01:10:48You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:52And all I want is for people to look at me the way that they used to.
01:11:02David.
01:11:03Oh, honey.
01:11:08Give it up.
01:11:10Damaged control in a case like this is just to surround yourself with the people who love you.
01:11:15David, your family, me.
01:11:19You're cool for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low, be anonymous until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:30I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off.
01:11:39You played some stupid game and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42It's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable of doing what they're doing, then God knows what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child who needs someone to ride her bike with her when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis stalked me.
01:12:07And then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:18And if it hadn't been for Alice...
01:12:21It's still with me.
01:12:25And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:29I have to do something about it because if I don't, then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:33You're always going to be afraid.
01:13:03You're pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:04Yeah.
01:13:05Excuse me?
01:13:06Hey.
01:13:07You know a guy named Greg or Jimmy?
01:13:10Still in high school?
01:13:12I need to find them.
01:13:13No, you don't.
01:13:14You need to go home and get over it.
01:13:15No, see, you don't understand.
01:13:16You don't understand.
01:13:17I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here.
01:13:19What do you think?
01:13:20The world's set up for you?
01:13:21It's a set up, all right.
01:13:22But this isn't your world.
01:13:23You can't get even with it.
01:13:24You can't win.
01:13:25You can't win.
01:13:26You can't win.
01:13:27You can't win.
01:13:28You can't win.
01:13:29You can't win.
01:13:30You can't win.
01:13:31You can't win.
01:13:32You can't win.
01:13:33You're the best you can do.
01:13:34Be glad you survived.
01:13:35There are a lot of girls out there who didn't.
01:13:36Believe me.
01:13:40Are you or me?
01:13:41You can't win.
01:13:42Are you?
01:13:43Are you ready to win?
01:13:46Are you ready?
01:13:49Are you ready?
01:13:50Are you ready?
01:13:51Are you ready to go home?
01:13:52Are you ready to go home?
01:13:53Not a cup of coffee?
01:13:54Why?
01:13:55What do you know?
01:13:56You're ready to go home.
01:13:57Why am I going home?
01:13:59You don't understand.
01:14:00She gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this, but they wouldn't give me
01:14:13an appointment. She said he'd be in court and be gone for three weeks. LA is so huge.
01:14:20I mean, I don't quite know how to do anything.
01:14:23Okay, go to the courthouse. Find out which one. In LA, there's probably a lot he could
01:14:28be in, but all the trials are posted. I'll call and see if Professor Richardson can give
01:14:33him a call, okay? How'd you get to be so smart? Maybe there's a lot of things you don't know
01:14:38about me. I hope not too much, if you know what I mean. Excuse me, Mr. Salkin, could I please
01:14:44talk to you for a moment? No. My name is Emma Norman. If I could just, damn it, please. I told Professor
01:14:54Richardson, I wasn't interested. Just, just five minutes. All right, go. What do you
01:15:02want? Excuse me? You want money? Someone to go to jail? You want to close down the production
01:15:09house? A hotel? You want your reputation back? A public apology? Come back when you know.
01:15:14I've got to be somewhere. Look, in California, there are no good criminal remedies. There's
01:15:20a few civil codes we could pursue, but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing.
01:15:25You think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of
01:15:29someone smoking, or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick, that someone
01:15:33who's truly damaged would actually have a chance? But you'd be wrong.
01:15:37But what about libel or slander laws or fraud? I looked up on the internet the privacy laws
01:15:41of California. Privacy law is very new and very subjective. There's no historical precedent
01:15:47for it in tort law. As a matter of fact, it changes all the time. Privacy is what 12 men
01:15:52and women think it is. I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized
01:15:59books and movies. But every time I go after one of these guys who distributes soft or hardcore
01:16:05porn, I've lost. Juries find it very difficult sorting out our First Amendment rights and our
01:16:11privacy rights. They put my head on another body. That is actionable if you can prove that the
01:16:15distributor ordered it or even knew about it. I know from Professor Richardson that you have a
01:16:20technical expert who's going to testify. The company will have five. You participated in
01:16:25some stuff, right? That means that the jury has to figure out what was voluntary and what
01:16:30wasn't. That makes it look like everything was voluntary. Would they hold a gun to your
01:16:35head? Listen, juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us. High divorce rate, infidelity,
01:16:42ordinary housewife swinging. People who get on juries range from people who watch porn, who are
01:16:48in porn, who are intensely moralistic. Do you sleep with your boyfriend? Did you kiss the
01:16:52guy in the conga line? You were fired from your job. That means somebody thought you were
01:16:58complicit. The defense will tear you apart.
01:17:14Um, hi. Uh, does your company produce those spring break videos? Uh, do you know who does?
01:17:21Hi. Are you here to shoot someone or get a job? I want to talk to someone in charge.
01:17:36Most want a job.
01:17:42Mintmascov's second edition is here to see Nick. Most of the films are shot on location. What we do here
01:17:48are mostly retakes, close shots, and insects. I am so glad to finally meet you. Emma, isn't
01:17:52it? Uh, it was on the ID security gap from your bag. I assume that's your real name. You are so
01:17:59good. I mean, I see a lot of girls and you're special. You'd be surprised. It's in the face more
01:18:04than the body and you just jump off the screen. It's really something. I mean, I had no right.
01:18:09I see lots of girls. A lot of girls. Here is the new cover. You are going to be a star.
01:18:17I just want to know why you doctored that tape.
01:18:19Sorry?
01:18:20You juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that I never did.
01:18:24You're kidding, right?
01:18:25No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Look at the tape.
01:18:28Look, I'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started, but now, hell,
01:18:32we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire, we don't have to. We
01:18:37even get releases. Today, girls will do damn near anything for a couple of bucks.
01:18:41No, I never signed a release, and I never did anything that's on that tape.
01:18:46You're not kidding.
01:18:47Of course I'm not kidding.
01:18:52SLB. Economy.
01:18:56Well, Greg, he said it was a real deal, that you were the real deal.
01:19:00Well, he did a damn good job.
01:19:01I want you to take that tape out of circulation. You have to recall it.
01:19:05You've got to be nuts.
01:19:07Look, I'm sorry you got screwed. Excuse the pun.
01:19:11But we're talking about a very successful video here.
01:19:13This is a big seller. We could break a record with this one.
01:19:16I can talk to the police. I've already talked to a lawyer.
01:19:18I hope it was Sulkin.
01:19:20I've beaten him so many times, he might as well work for me.
01:19:24And you've probably already been to the police.
01:19:28How much help are they?
01:19:31I'm the First Amendment man.
01:19:34Hey, look. Tell you what.
01:19:35How about...
01:19:36Five thousand...
01:19:39No.
01:19:40Ten thousand dollars.
01:19:42You deserve it.
01:19:44Think of this...
01:19:45...as a down payment.
01:19:50Too bad.
01:19:51Well, there's always another one that comes along.
01:19:55Where's Greg?
01:19:57Are you really this dumb?
01:20:00You don't have any idea what you're dealing with.
01:20:04This is a big city.
01:20:06I'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town.
01:20:09Greg?
01:20:11He's a wild card.
01:20:12I buy stuff from him when he shows up, that's all.
01:20:14If I knew where he lived, I wouldn't tell you.
01:20:19I wouldn't want it on my conscience.
01:20:22Conscience?
01:20:24Go home.
01:20:27It'll be over soon.
01:20:29Audience gets bored fast.
01:20:31You know what they're into now?
01:20:32Fake rape.
01:20:33You've got a short self-life.
01:20:38In fact, I've got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now.
01:20:57I miss him.
01:21:03You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this.
01:21:29Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:31It's not helping you.
01:21:35Believe me.
01:21:35Believe me.
01:22:01I'll see you.
01:22:05See you.
01:22:06I won't film you much.
01:22:06I'll see you...
01:22:07Name you the last day.
01:22:10I'll see you.
01:22:12Please, I'll see you next time.
01:22:13Not only...
01:22:15Play me way...
01:22:16Let's never do that.
01:22:29I'll see you.
01:22:30Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:50No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51I don't.
01:22:55Mint Nurse Cove?
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:00How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:20Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:23Look at me, baby.
01:23:25Goodbye.
01:23:40Hi, Sarah.
01:23:40Get up.
01:23:41Okay, here we go.
01:23:42Bye.
01:23:42There you go.
01:23:43I'm out right here.
01:23:44Bye.
01:23:44so this is it guess where you made it what are you gonna do you know arrest me you're gonna call
01:23:54the cops you know what I do remember you that tape rocks because of you otherwise it's just
01:24:05another body screwing so that's it huh that's why you used me why else what it ruined your life
01:24:16you're gonna call some lawyers and try to sue me for what cheating for lying
01:24:29we're stealing your soul what your boyfriend dumped you your friends laugh at you they're jealous
01:24:43you really just don't get it do you no it's you that doesn't get it you want a perfect life
01:24:49all need and orderly you stay in kansas that night you wanted it you were on
01:24:59you really wanted it
01:25:00you know I could do anything to you
01:25:05I could even rape you
01:25:09and nobody would believe you
01:25:14you're pathetic
01:25:33is that what you do is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me
01:25:40that's it that's your life making phony tapes
01:25:44you know I don't know why I was ever scared of you
01:25:48you know what I almost feel sorry for you
01:25:52this isn't real this isn't real sex
01:25:57look at this it's absurd
01:26:00you know I was afraid of you what was I thinking
01:26:16it's strange I've never felt more afraid degraded humiliated but somehow I feel exhilarated I know
01:26:42you know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power
01:26:49there are no protected places the internet is in big cities and small towns
01:26:54pornography is changing the way women have to live
01:26:58you may not think it has anything to do with you but it is everywhere
01:27:03if I could tell my story if other women and girls knew what had happened to me
01:27:10they could realize no one controls your honor but you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:16I never lost it
01:27:18I never lost it
01:27:25you
01:27:31you
01:27:35you
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