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00:00Oh
00:30What happened to you?
00:35What happened to you?
00:39Don't worry, you're growing up.
00:43Every child is growing up.
00:45She's growing up.
00:47She's growing up.
01:05Okay.
01:07Keep it up.
01:08Stay in the middle.
01:10Keep it up.
01:12Keep it down.
01:14Keep it down.
01:16Keep it down.
01:18Keep it down.
01:20Take it down.
01:23Take it down.
01:27Bye.
01:28I'm sorry.
01:46It's so close to the door.
01:51It's been a little bit.
01:52I'm so sorry.
01:54I'm so sorry.
01:57清清 我还没发现 你脖子长得挺棒的 像画报里的大美人 你看看长肺子没有 说你胖你到船上了 四十八船晚了七天了 再不做泡腹产 怕大出血就危险了 怕男人不让 说是留疤难看 混蛋 他女的命都快保不住了 叫他自己来生 疼死他
02:27听说 国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢 这事要是弄成了 妇女才算彻底解放
02:34对 叫他们也怀胎十月 然后产钱 侧切 抛斧 动刀子缝针一胯上
02:40女人受的罪呀 让他们也试上一回
02:43以后 世界也就公平了
02:47太感谢你们了 太感谢了 来来来 喝喝喝
02:55对不起 婢钞还说是个女的 可你们给弄出个男的
02:59真是天无绝人之路
03:02同志 谁接的声
03:06脖子好看 这是第一块
03:12这是第二块 正配 正配 像天仙一样
03:17你们俩 多水灵啊
03:21你们俩 多水灵啊
03:22你们俩 多水灵啊
03:24你们俩还会心疼呢
03:25你们俩还扔手
03:26你们俩还扔手
03:27你们俩还扔手
03:28你们俩还扔手
03:28我们俩ued手
03:29对不起
03:44这三ret应 tv 好意思
03:47对不起
03:49嗯 俩
03:49挺蓝
03:51只好
03:53Well, I haven't done it yet.
04:035 seconds.
04:0910 seconds.
04:1515 seconds.
04:19How many hours are you?
04:2215 seconds.
04:236 seconds.
04:2430 seconds.
04:2511 seconds.
04:2610 seconds.
04:2750 seconds.
04:28I'll get it for the ice.
04:29How long?
04:31How long?
04:33You have to get the ice.
04:35No.
04:36It's not what done.
04:37I'll get it.
04:3812 seconds.
04:39What do you need?
04:40I'll get it for you.
04:41We need it.
04:42Did it want?
04:43Cut it out.
04:44If I get it for the ice.
04:45You know what?
04:47You decide to care about it.
04:48I'll get my ice.
04:49I'll get it for the ice.
04:50I'll get it for a day.
04:51You can't wait.
04:52You should help me with my dad.
04:54I will take my dad out to work.
04:56Really?
05:02We'll be fine.
05:06If you have a number of each other, you can really take it.
05:09My father says, I'll be in the field of school.
05:11But I am going to be in my field.
05:13The math and math and math are alright.
05:15I can teach the history of what I'm doing, I can teach the history of my friend.
05:17I can teach the history of my friend, I can teach the history of my friend.
05:19I can teach the history of my friend.
05:20I can teach the history of my friend.
05:22I said it's the history of history.
05:24It's only the science of science.
05:25I thought it was my sister.
05:28It's not science.
05:30I don't understand the science of science.
05:32The science of science is the医生.
05:34No way.
05:35It's the same as my sister.
05:36It's the same as the whole thing.
05:38It's the same as they don't cry.
05:40That's it.
05:40That's a doctor.
05:42You need to be a doctor.
05:52!
06:01!
06:02!
06:05!
06:06!
06:09!
06:09!
06:15!
06:20!
06:20!
06:20!
06:21!
06:22!
06:22!
06:22See you.
06:24See you.
06:25See you.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:47I'm sorry.
06:48I didn't want to wash my clothes.
06:52Let me go.
06:56Just kidding.
06:57Just kidding.
06:58Let me go.
07:01No problem.
07:02It's late.
07:04I didn't see anyone.
07:06I'll pay you.
07:09You're going to go.
07:11I'll go.
07:19Don't care.
07:20I'll pay you.
07:22I'm sorry, I'm going to pay for my clothes.
07:46I'm going to go ahead.
07:50I'm not going to go.
08:22Let me go.
08:34Let me go.
08:39Let me go.
08:40Let me go.
08:44Let me go.
08:46Ah.
08:47Ah!
09:17Oh
09:27I'm not here
09:29I can't
09:47Hey.
10:17Let's go.
10:47What are you doing?
10:52It's not a bad thing to watch.
10:55You can't watch a good book.
10:58There's a good book.
11:00There's a good book.
11:02Well, it's just a good book.
11:04The The Phantom of the Jedi, the The Phantom of the Jedi.
11:07How good is it?
11:08It's a good book.
11:10What a good book.
11:12What a good book.
11:14You're not going to be a good thing.
11:18I'm not going to be a good thing.
11:22Come on.
11:23Come on.
11:25Don't talk about this.
11:26I'm going to play a game.
11:29Who is playing?
11:31I'm playing the game.
11:32I'm not sure who is playing.
11:34What is the game?
11:36I'm going to play.
11:38You're not going to play a game, right?
11:41If you look at our own,
11:43I'm going to play a game.
11:45I'm going to play a game.
11:46I'm going to play a game.
12:13I'm going to play a game.
12:17Did you find it like this?
12:19Yes, it's like this.
12:20Good.
12:21Good morning,
12:23I'm going to play a game.
12:25Let's go.
12:26The police said that the car was on the ground.
12:29The car was found that the car was on the ground.
12:32The car was on the ground and the number of the car was on the ground.
12:35Do you have any more information?
12:38The car was on the ground.
12:42The car was on the ground.
12:44Look, it's a bit strange.
12:45It's not a weird thing.
12:49Do you have any other answers?
12:51就是說有沒有出現過口肝或者流淚的現象?
13:01把這吃了沒關係這是杏仁
13:09吃這種味道嗎?
13:14這個
13:21Yeah, I'm not going to go.
13:26I'm not going to go like that.
13:31Let's see if the whole thing is good.
13:34I don't know. I'm so tired.
13:36I can't see anything.
13:38I don't know.
13:42Stop.
13:43We'll go back.
13:44I'm going to open the door.
13:51I'm going to open the door.
14:14Are you sure?
14:21Stop.
14:23The woman is going to shoot.
14:25This is supposed to be a threat.
14:28You have to lose the strength, lose the strength.
14:30You are going to lose the strength.
14:32I'll do it again.
14:33Let's go.
14:34Stop.
14:35Stop.
14:36Stop.
14:41Stop.
14:43Come on.
14:44How dare you do this?
14:46What are you doing?
14:47What are you doing?
14:48I'm going to go out.
14:50What are you doing?
14:52You are calling me.
14:54I'm going to go to the court for my brother.
14:56I said the court is a month's last year,
14:59the 200th book is already sold.
15:01I'm not sure in the right mind.
15:03I said the court is a one-to-one,
15:05and it's not even the best for me.
15:08I'm going to go out.
15:11I'm going to ask him to go out.
15:13Oh my god, this is really good.
15:27This one is from the west side of the色狼.
15:31This one is from the怪胎.
15:34You want to take this one?
15:38I'll take this one.
15:40I'll take this one.
15:46This one is from the world.
16:01This one is from the world.
16:05This one is from the world.
16:09It's expensive.
16:11It's expensive.
16:12It's expensive.
16:13It's expensive.
16:15I'll take this one.
16:17Thank you so much.
16:19Thank you, Mr.
16:22I'll take this one.
16:24This one is from the world.
16:25You won't won't.
16:27You don't have to worry about it.
16:32It doesn't have a problem.
16:36Let's go.
16:40Let's go.
16:44Let's go.
16:47You don't have to worry about me.
16:50Let's go.
16:52Let's go.
16:56All I have to worry about you.
17:03You're very scared.
17:05Here you go.
17:07Did you feel sorry?
17:10Sorry.
17:12I'm back in the morning.
17:15I'm back in the morning.
17:19Let me be back again.
17:21I don't know.
17:51I'll help you.
17:55All of these are hundreds of books.
17:58You can't do it.
18:09You're a slave.
18:10四十年后 照样被抓起来上脚架
18:21要是去接蓝那就好了
18:30他们能跟我说
18:35第一 可能到书屋来过
18:43第二 本地口音 是个司机
18:47留下了脚印
18:50还有 兰兰咬过它
18:55可能在左手留下伤痕
18:57还有 对了 爱吃口香糖
19:03麻烦的是 只有兰兰能认出它
19:07而且当时天黑 还不一定认得准
19:10兰兰得上学呀
19:13清静 你父母 他们知道了吗
19:17来 来 来 来
19:22来 来
19:23PHONE RINGS
19:53PHONE RINGS
20:23PHONE RINGS
20:53PHONE RINGS
20:55PHONE RINGS
20:57PHONE RINGS
20:59PHONE RINGS
21:01PHONE RINGS
21:03PHONE RINGS
21:05PHONE RINGS
21:09PHONE RINGS
21:11PHONE RINGS
21:13PHONE RINGS
21:15PHONE RINGS
21:19PHONE RINGS
21:21PHONE RINGS
21:23PHONE RINGS
21:25PHONE RINGS
25:07You'll be able to get them.
25:09You'll be able to get them.
25:11You'll be able to get them.
25:13Really?
25:15You're not happy to take me.
25:20You need to buy a high price.
25:22Buy a price?
25:24No, I'll pay you for a month.
25:28I'll pay you for a month.
25:30Really?
25:31I'll pay you for a couple of years.
25:34I'll pay you for my son's.
25:36We'll pay you for a month.
25:38I'll pay you for a month.
25:40I'll pay you for a month.
25:42You're back.
25:44You're back.
25:46I'll pay you for a month.
25:48It's a lot.
25:50You've got to pay.
25:52Well, you can get your price.
25:54You'll pay me for the money.
25:56You'll pay me for a month.
25:59You'll pay me for a month.
26:01You say we made our money.
26:03The bank says we bought our money.
26:05Let's see, we're not going to have a lot of money.
26:14Here we go.
26:18Let's put the oil on.
26:23Here we go.
26:27This is not a big deal.
26:30We're going to have a lot of money.
26:32That's what we're going to do.
26:35回娘家了
26:37搞不好又要抓人了
26:39弄不好
26:42是小教堂那档子事
26:43什么事
26:44什么事
26:46把一个十来岁的小女孩子给闹了
26:48听说还是司机给开车骗去的
26:52闭养的
26:53抓住这块就直接闭
26:55一个这个
26:56一个小偷
26:58加两个千斤的
27:00都加小鑫
27:01我那可是带伴的
27:03你跟你老夫闹了三个月
27:05八神是你小的造的念吧
27:08我造你小姨子的念
27:09别捏别捏
27:13捏坏了你要不成小弟子来
27:15过去生男生女被认为是女人单方面的事情
27:23这显然是一种封建迷信
27:26实际上生男生女是不以人的意志为转移的
27:31好同学们 还有什么问题吗
27:34报告
27:35起立
27:37杨老师 你的说法过时了
27:39这是讲义上写的
27:42那就是讲义过时了
27:45黄晓琳同学
27:48你发明了什么新观点
27:51不是我发明的
27:52是书上写的
27:54写的什么能念念吗
27:57不好意思
27:58没关系
28:00让同学们了解了解新观点也好嘛
28:04瑞典医学博士本格哈利森的研究表明
28:10人类控制后代性别的前景已经在望
28:13众所周知
28:14决定性别是染色体XY与XX
28:19这两种精子游动速度寿命有很大差异
28:23另外 女性分泌物的PH值对这两种精子的活力与寿命也构成不同程度的影响
28:32比如说 卵子处于等候状态
28:34携带XY染色体的精子先到达 则生男可能性较大
28:39如精子处于等候状态 携带XX精子因寿命较长 则生女可能性较大
28:47黄晓琳 你就是XY了
28:49是啊 你也是
28:52所以排卵的时机很重要
28:56也可以说受精的时机更重要
28:59我才不怕呢
29:01出了愿意跟他离婚
29:02这孩子真咬 跟他爸一模一样
29:06一怀上孕 家里人就像甜鸭子一样
29:09恨不得孩子比猪还胖
29:11结果胖子生不下来
29:12不是难缠 就是大出血
29:14自己跟自己过不去
29:16清清 你是不是不舒服
29:18这孩子真咬 跟他爸一模一样
29:20这孩子真咬 跟他爸一模一样
29:22一怀上孕
29:23家里人就像甜鸭子一样
29:24恨不得孩子比猪还胖
29:25结果胖子生不下来
29:26不是难缠 就是大出血
29:28不舒服
29:32刚才多危险
29:38干咱们这行的
29:39一进产房就是两条人命
29:42可不敢马虎
29:47从明天起
29:48你把我钱调上后野板
29:50你别老想着那件事
29:53其实懒了只要神经系统不出问题
29:57心理上不落毛病
29:58心理上不落毛病
29:59就不影响将来结婚生孩子
30:01再说
30:02以后的年轻人
30:04也不会在乎这事的
30:07我记得一本杂志上提到过这个问题
30:10我想想
30:11是在谁那儿看见的
30:14请听
30:15请听
30:18蓝蓝
30:19蓝蓝
30:20你怎么不回家呀
30:21待会儿再走
30:22蓝蓝
30:23你怎么不回家呀
30:24待会儿再走
30:25Let's go.
30:55Let's go.
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