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00:00:29I got blue sky in the ring
00:00:33I got sunlight
00:00:37There's an old expression that marriage is like a phone call in the night.
00:00:42First comes the ring, and then you wake up.
00:00:45All the long way home
00:00:48My wife Ellie and I were married for 20 years before we woke up.
00:00:52Or fell asleep.
00:00:54Or whichever it was that ultimately led to our divorce.
00:00:57But we never stopped loving each other.
00:01:00How could we after three beautiful children?
00:01:03Jared, Lila, and our adopted son, Alejandro.
00:01:09We had built a home and a history and a family together
00:01:12and that stuff just doesn't evaporate with a stroke of a pen and some lawyer's fees.
00:01:16At least I hope it doesn't.
00:01:19Hello?
00:01:20Hello?
00:01:29Oh, wow.
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:39Because it's a wonderful life, a truly beautiful thing.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:49Yeah, it is.
00:01:50Yeah.
00:01:51Oh, it's a wonderful life, a truly beautiful thing.
00:02:00Look at them.
00:02:03Uh-oh.
00:02:04You can't be serious.
00:02:09I mean, it's really that gargantuan of a deal.
00:02:12It's blasphemy.
00:02:13What's the thing that came first?
00:02:15The Catholic Church or cunnilingus?
00:02:17Oh, please, do not use that language.
00:02:20What do you mean?
00:02:21I can't say Catholic Church?
00:02:22No.
00:02:23The other thing.
00:02:24Hercules, be quiet.
00:02:25What do we use in this place?
00:02:26You know, when it comes up in conversation.
00:02:27Well, that is the point.
00:02:28It's not supposed to come up in conversation, especially...
00:02:30How about chowing bucks?
00:02:31Oh, stop it, Donald.
00:02:32Mouth diving?
00:02:33So bad.
00:02:34Punja?
00:02:35Punja.
00:02:36Well, I just had lunch, but if you insist...
00:02:39Oh, Donnie.
00:02:40Oh, my...
00:02:42Cunnilingus.
00:02:43Oh, you are such a slut.
00:02:46Lucky girl.
00:02:47Oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:02:49Oh!
00:02:50Oh, sorry.
00:02:51Oh, my God.
00:02:52Oh.
00:02:53Eleanor?
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:55Hi.
00:02:56Hi.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:02:58I'm really...
00:02:59I'm so terribly sorry.
00:03:00Nobody was here, and I don't know what I did.
00:03:02He was over the...
00:03:03Anyway, I'm just...
00:03:04I'm gonna...
00:03:05You know what I'm gonna do?
00:03:06Oh, yeah.
00:03:07Oh, my goodness.
00:03:08Ele...
00:03:09Hi, Bebe.
00:03:10Hi.
00:03:11You look...
00:03:12You look wonderful.
00:03:13Thanks, but, um...
00:03:14Gosh, it's been such a long time.
00:03:15It's great to see you, but I hardly...
00:03:16I hardly recognize you.
00:03:17I mean, you look so...
00:03:18So...
00:03:19So...
00:03:20Unexpected.
00:03:21No, that's not...
00:03:22Hey, there's Donald.
00:03:23Ele, you look like a summer day.
00:03:24Oh, well, that's because you're on the floor.
00:03:26Hey, what else is doing?
00:03:27Oh, oh.
00:03:28Thanks.
00:03:29Oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:31Oh.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:33Oh.
00:03:34How long's it been?
00:03:35Oh, ten years.
00:03:36Impossible.
00:03:37Oh.
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00:03:40Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:41That's okay.
00:03:42No, that's just...
00:03:43A little blue helper.
00:03:44What goes up doesn't always come down.
00:03:45Uh-huh.
00:03:46Like a thing like that.
00:03:475.
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00:03:49You didn't tell me that.
00:03:50Well, that's fine.
00:03:51I just took a little stroll through the village, and it's just so amazing how little things
00:03:56have changed.
00:04:00Oh, God.
00:04:01Honey, why don't you take her up to the embroidery room?
00:04:03I'm gonna round up some sheets.
00:04:05Part of your service, madame.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Right this way.
00:04:08The embroidery room?
00:04:10Oh, your old office.
00:04:12I don't go in there.
00:04:14She's got you on the wagon?
00:04:16I ain't had a steak or a drink in three years.
00:04:19You can't scope with a fart, but they give me a lollipop every time I leave the cardiologist.
00:04:25Where are the kids?
00:04:26Jared's at work, and Al's enjoying pre-cana with Missy.
00:04:29Pre-cana?
00:04:30Oh, no.
00:04:31You mean the Catholic thing with the priest?
00:04:32You know the O'Connors.
00:04:34defensiveness of all-capical laws?
00:04:35Go ahead.
00:04:37Matrimony is God's greatest gift to his children.
00:04:40To be sanctified, nurtured, and protected against the seeds of dissent,
00:04:46which all too often lead to the chasms of discord,
00:04:49which too often many of today's unions are unable to recover.
00:04:53It all too often leads to divorce,
00:04:55which is a sin in the eyes of God.
00:04:59But no pressure.
00:05:01Melissa, how long have you and this young man been courting?
00:05:06Just over a year,
00:05:08but we've known each other since middle school.
00:05:10Ah. Alejandro, is it?
00:05:13You do speak English, don't you?
00:05:17No. No, actually, I don't.
00:05:20Oh, I see.
00:05:21He just graduated from Harvard.
00:05:22Him and half of China.
00:05:24He also speaks five languages,
00:05:31English being very much one of them.
00:05:33Really?
00:05:33So, uh, tell me this, Alejandro.
00:05:36Have you been successful thus far being intimate with young Melissa?
00:05:42Excuse me, sir.
00:05:43Father Moynihan's just fine, son.
00:05:46What I'm asking is,
00:05:47is Miss O'Connor's virginity still intact?
00:05:58I see.
00:05:59And, uh, did we partake of birth control?
00:06:03Of course.
00:06:03Ah, of course.
00:06:09Relationships between consenting adults should remain privately betwixt themselves and the church, of course.
00:06:15I guess we're going to hell, then.
00:06:16In God's good time, my son.
00:06:18I'm kidding.
00:06:19So, tell me, young man, I know your adoptive parents, Don and Ellie, are other than Catholic.
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:26Yeah, my mom is the Buddhist.
00:06:27That's Jewish slash Buddhist.
00:06:29And my father thinks that organized religion is for...
00:06:31His biological mother is very much a Catholic.
00:06:35She works for a bishop in Columbia.
00:06:37Good for her.
00:06:37And we're very excited, because we just found out that she's coming to the wedding.
00:06:41She is.
00:06:42Oh, wonderful.
00:06:45Oh, God.
00:06:46Yes?
00:06:49What?
00:06:51Sorry, nothing.
00:06:52I'm assuming that your mother would be very encouraging of her grandchildren being raised in the church.
00:07:00Uh, actually, we plan to wait until they're old enough, and then just let them decide.
00:07:04Hell it is, then.
00:07:17Hi.
00:07:18It's Jared Anne.
00:07:19Are you a patient?
00:07:20Sister.
00:07:21Oh, oh.
00:07:22Oh, right.
00:07:23Hi, I'm Jane.
00:07:24Hi.
00:07:24He's in a delivery, so you can wait over in the daddy's room, and I'll let him know that you're here.
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:31No.
00:07:38No, I mean, she literally pulled it out of the sock.
00:07:42I figured I'd be a lot safer here than Christ.
00:07:45Are you freaking kidding me?
00:07:47We're in a hospital.
00:07:50Right.
00:07:51Sorry.
00:07:52Sorry.
00:07:53Just practicing.
00:07:55I don't even smoke.
00:07:56I quit a month ago.
00:07:57It's a girl.
00:07:58Oh, my God.
00:07:59I-I gotta call you back.
00:08:01Is she...
00:08:01They're both doing just fine.
00:08:03Would you like to meet her?
00:08:03There you are.
00:08:17There you are.
00:08:23Am I dead?
00:08:24I'm sorry.
00:08:25I'm sorry.
00:08:25Jared will be in in a sec.
00:08:28My hero.
00:08:29I'm sorry.
00:08:30I hope this isn't too inappropriate to ask, but is it true that he's never really had?
00:08:39It's true.
00:08:41Oh.
00:08:42Okay.
00:08:43What kind of a doily passes out in the daddy's room?
00:08:49I hope you feel better.
00:08:51Doctor?
00:08:52She's perky.
00:08:57Who'd you in?
00:08:57Yeah, she's great.
00:08:58She's screaming for a shot at the title.
00:09:00Nice.
00:09:01What could possibly be wrong with her?
00:09:03I am so over this whole fresh-faced, Ivy League, preppy, bouncy, ponytail-y type.
00:09:09Don't you have to be under one first?
00:09:11Get one.
00:09:12She knows, by the way.
00:09:12Yeah, a bunch of us went out for too many margaritas last month.
00:09:16Now they have, like, an un-virgin pool going.
00:09:20What?
00:09:20A bevy of hot nurses are conspiring to bang your brains out?
00:09:23You should press charges.
00:09:25No, not my brother.
00:09:27He's got to wait for love.
00:09:29Yeah, well, it seemed like a really noble idea when I was 15.
00:09:32Anyway, I'm starting to waver.
00:09:34Shut up.
00:09:36No, I'm going to be 30 soon, but then that would mean that I've wasted the last 15-plus years.
00:09:42You're fine.
00:09:44Well, club with your name back in here.
00:09:46Come on, you can use my bed.
00:09:47I'll wait in the hall.
00:09:48I can laugh really quietly.
00:09:50Or I could just put you back in there with the babies.
00:09:53No.
00:09:54Oh.
00:09:55Oh, oh.
00:09:56You okay?
00:09:58Look right at me.
00:10:02Right at my nose.
00:10:06Yeah, you might have a concussion.
00:10:08How will I know?
00:10:10Headaches, vomiting.
00:10:11Hmm.
00:10:12I haven't even seen Dad yet.
00:10:15Uh, what's going on in the back?
00:10:16Hey, where's Andrew?
00:10:17I don't know.
00:10:19Can we bookmark it?
00:10:20I want to keep the whole Lylas desiccating her life lectures down to one a day.
00:10:23I can't wait.
00:10:25See you, Jared.
00:10:26Neither can they.
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00:11:08my kids but you know god you look stunning cut the crap beefs i look a decade older instead of you
00:11:16said the one of us not wearing control tops wait until you see muffin oh my god i heard she had
00:11:24work done really like somebody said it was scary well let's just say most of her face is now behind
00:11:30her ears and she's completely mental she's driving me crazy about the details of the wedding which is
00:11:35i want it because we're hosting it here right right now i'm catering it organic of course oh god i was
00:11:42just so terrified to see you oh don't be i mean look it was a long time ago so yeah well now that you're
00:11:51here i realize how much i missed you well hey i want to say something this house yeah it looks
00:11:57absolutely incredible when were you two married anyway oh we weren't i don't need a ring i mean
00:12:04maybe i'd like to have it ring sometimes you should tell him he knows he knows doesn't exactly
00:12:10backstroke through the deep end of the sensitivity pool hey look at you two haven't seen this much
00:12:16tail around here since the last poochie died welcome to the jungle i truly love this place oh is that
00:12:32because you've hooked up with like a path to stand yeah it was high school and handjobs don't count
00:12:38oh thank god hi hi oh good to be you look gorgeous oh so do you oh my god you're here i love it
00:12:45i'm so glad you're here i'm so glad i'm here sister immigrant ambulance chaser partner hey good for you
00:12:51where's andrew oh god you okay i gotta sit down come here come here drunk already mild concussion it
00:13:04should be fun it's like as soon as we got engaged suddenly dawned on them that that he's not caucasian
00:13:12you're not caucasian not at the moment oh that's upsetting they're like putting on this whole
00:13:18dinner theater pc act pretending to be really cool but really they're freaking out that they're going
00:13:22to have beige grandkids isn't that a little hypocritical considering your father's being
00:13:25investigated there's my little princess oh darling oh sweetheart you you know the corns
00:13:37and uh this is her friend alejandro alice good wow well hello lila muffin how's chicago crawling with
00:13:49spixen juice mazel tov i mean it's been so long what the hell am i gonna say to her john you're gonna
00:13:59do fine i need a drink babe hey thanks babe there she is okay hello sweetheart how are you donald you're
00:14:17breathtaking you've packed on a few you know only in the good spots but do you was it okay if i
00:14:26actually i'm just i'm not feeling so hot right now i miss you so much i wasn't actually kidding
00:14:32i really don't feel well i really wish we could spend some time you know dad oh my god you all right
00:14:46okay so much better so give us the lowdown rehearsal dinner tomorrow saturday waiting at the house and
00:14:57where are we going on our honeymoon vietnam and cambodia yeah we suggested venice but we don't count
00:15:04because because it's safer but also of course because venice is alejandro's native language
00:15:15your name is muffin yes
00:15:18i love cambodia and it's perfectly safe i know because i lived there for three months mom found
00:15:26herself in asia what oh sir what i miss mom don't you know um tantra is that how you say it you had a
00:15:36nine hour orgasm once seriously it's gross a little self-exploration wouldn't kill you okay or maybe a
00:15:44little less self-exploration in your case oh frank virgie so it's on oh yeah one nothing nine hours
00:15:53okay doesn't that hurt a second lila why isn't andrew here i mean trouble in paradise you're a peach
00:16:02and they're all time out okay i don't understand what's he talking about andrew's moved out he's moved
00:16:08out is he fooling around because i'll tweeze his balls off oh great idea because karmically that would
00:16:13make a ton of sense what happened we can talk about this later yeah you know what as long as it's come up
00:16:20let's just get it over with because i'm sure barry and muffin here are just dying to hear all about
00:16:24the tests and objections and humiliation i've so enjoyed the last four years no we really don't do
00:16:36we were fighting all the time and it just it just got really hard and he couldn't take it
00:16:44and i knew that so i cut him loose before he did it to me amen
00:16:48so who do you have to lynch for a cosmo out here okay i don't get it she can't have children
00:16:59okay could you please excuse me just no no don don i don't think it's a good idea
00:17:19before you end it all you should know they filled in the kiddie pond last summer
00:17:23so let's just say the grown-up pool's a few degrees warmer this year
00:17:28where are you right behind you yeah same place i've always been
00:17:31is it okay if i thought you were afraid of heights the heights are fine it's the lows i'm not in love with
00:17:44how's it coming uh spectacular i guess they were before christmas
00:17:50i know we're supposed to do this whole father-daughter kumbaya on a stick thing it just doesn't work that way
00:17:56i'm gonna sit down okay
00:18:04mom wasn't the only one you cheated on i know i still don't know how bb sleeps at night in the
00:18:10house you and mom built together and the decent thing would have been to just sell it or burn the
00:18:15place down i'm sorry for what that things really turn out the way we want them to
00:18:24yeah listen honey you know this thing of hand
00:18:28don want my cosmo
00:18:35down to my toenails no thanks
00:18:39oh my god you must be so excited it's been what like four years since you've seen them here sweetie
00:18:58you have some vegetables i'm kind of nervous actually yeah well you don't have to be wise
00:19:02well because my sister's never even left columbia that's that's plenty of things really she's
00:19:06traditional as your mother i don't think so she's extremely shy so well listen to me we are going to
00:19:11make them feel as welcome and as home as we possibly can did you know that i have to promise to raise our
00:19:18kids catholic but the priest won't even perform the ceremony oh come on that's very 14th century of him
00:19:23just listen to me cross your fingers behind your back and just say hallelujah jesus that's what
00:19:29misty keeps saying but it's it's the principle of the whole thing no it's not it's marriage it's one
00:19:34compromise down 2.999 million to go speaking of compromises i have something that i need to
00:19:45ask you guys anything it's just it's kind of a big one
00:19:49oh my god do you know what your son just told me uh-huh oh my god you know how the catholics have
00:19:58this thing about divorce well it turns out that madonna is under some sort of ridiculous impression
00:20:05that divorce is a great big fat sin who's madonna al's biological mother what are you nuts i'm not
00:20:12listening and she's also under the impression that of all the big fat divorced sinners in this
00:20:17whole big wide world you and i are not among them don can you even hear what i'm saying not
00:20:24remotely we're not divorced got it what for the next three days you were not your husband and wife what
00:20:31yes i feel terrible i'm just letting anyone into harvard these days huh and you never told her
00:20:48about them because i mean there was no way she was ever going to come here it never even occurred to
00:20:54me until that that pre-cana wait a minute what would happen if she knew the truth you told me when
00:21:00she put you through during the adoption she gave up her only son so that i could have a chance at a
00:21:04better life and now she left columbia which she swore she would never do on an airplane which she's
00:21:08petrified of only to find out that i've been lying to her about being raised by heathens for the past 15
00:21:13years no offense untaken it'd break her poor little heart why don't we just fake it for a couple of
00:21:19days no big deal what makes i do you think you could pull this off sweetie there's just one little
00:21:24part that i'm stuck on if those two are still married then what does that make me
00:21:30my concubine i haven't really gotten there yet i see all right more tea anyone
00:21:48i thought my life was a shit storm let's feel awful well then what the hell are you waiting for
00:21:56this is gonna go great before we start shitting kittens why don't we just
00:21:59sit the old gal down and lay it all out for her you and i are divorced it's not like we nuked the
00:22:03fucking petting zoo or something she's from another country a very different country and her values
00:22:08aren't the same as ours so just pretend to be married for the weekend what's the big deal where
00:22:12would you like me to start hey listen you were no mardi gras toots what did you call me let's get that
00:22:17straight oh and it is expression it's an expression of endearment so don't get all jane fond about it
00:22:22uh-huh well you know the tibetans have a wonderful expression for moments like these as well
00:22:26yeah loosely translated it means go fuck a yak dawn that's the moment i finally feel home so
00:22:33she's leaving some apology what is the matter with you listen to me she's not going anywhere
00:22:38honey this is all very dramatic can't we just let me help you with this let's go in the kitchen
00:22:45let's have some tea you hate my tea i love your tea really okay okay i do hate your tea but the rest
00:22:50of you is pure perfection just take the suitcase jesus alcohol holly and have her oversee the catering
00:22:59i promise we can figure this out this weekend should be about you and missy and your happiness
00:23:05and if my presence means that that doesn't happen well then you're a big part of that happiness
00:23:11i'll just i'll just tell her the truth no but then every time you look back on your wedding day
00:23:15it's going to be with pain and regret and i can't allow that to happen i love you sweetie
00:23:22oh this is my baby just consider this my wedding present okay oh god help your father before he
00:23:29blows his bypass oh i got it oh yeah that's it you be brave and elegant okay don't take
00:23:43shit from any of the old people phoebe phoebe please you don't have to do this oh pish posh i'm gonna go
00:23:51to the plaza use donald's platinum card listen look i need you this weekend i can't get through this
00:23:58without you back off donald you're already on thin ice what the hell did i do it's not what you did
00:24:05okay okay what didn't i do why don't you ask your wife maybe she'll explain it to you phoebe
00:24:12my fault yep my fault un-fucking-believer piece of wedding advice kid stay single as long as you can
00:24:22will do trust me as long as you possibly can hey i'm sorry but may i just say something here
00:24:27the woman that you supposedly love is devastated and all you've got don is stay single it's a joke
00:24:33oh right i forgot you haven't laughed since the 60s yeah not not not since i married you yeah well
00:24:38promise to never do that again oh believe me not in a million years but let's not bring your mother
00:24:42into this oh guys you just punched me in the face what are you doing something i earned my green belt and you
00:24:51talk shit about my mother again i swear don guys what oh i thought she wasn't coming for tomorrow
00:24:57that was yesterday for god's sake
00:24:59thank you for inviting me to your home
00:25:22thank you for inviting me to your family i pray that alejandro and melissa are as wonderful
00:25:29together as as you have been
00:25:32gracias gracias yeah
00:25:34mama
00:25:36hay algo que te tenemos que yo te tengo que decir
00:25:40no no no don't don't don't don't thank you
00:25:51No, I've got it. I've got it, honey.
00:25:53Estamos muy contentos de conocerte.
00:25:56Or A.
00:25:57Oh, dear. Thank you. Welcome.
00:26:06Why are you sweating the nose?
00:26:09Oh, she wants to know why your nose is bleeding.
00:26:11Oh, this? Well, no, it's no English, right?
00:26:15No.
00:26:17Because my wife is one of the great cunts of the 19th century.
00:26:20Oh.
00:26:21Yeah, and there you go.
00:26:26Ah. Mm-hmm.
00:26:28¿Qué empiez?
00:26:29No, bien.
00:26:29Oh, she's still doing it, me.
00:26:32Ni bebés unidos otra vez.
00:26:35No, mamá.
00:26:39Hola.
00:26:40Hola.
00:26:42Hi.
00:26:43Hello.
00:26:44This is my sister, Lila.
00:26:47Hi, guys.
00:26:48This is Jared.
00:26:49Don't hold on.
00:26:51La abogada y el doctor.
00:26:53Sir, the lawyer and the doctor.
00:26:55Yes.
00:26:57Qué suerte que mi hijo tiene tan buenos ejemplos.
00:26:59She said my son is lucky to have such role models.
00:27:03Oh.
00:27:04We're your role models.
00:27:05It's a mistranslation.
00:27:07That's right.
00:27:07Yes, it is.
00:27:08This is Neria.
00:27:09Hi.
00:27:10Hey, really nice to meet you.
00:27:12Oh, wow.
00:27:13Qué casa tan elegante.
00:27:15Oh, you see, it's not real.
00:27:17I'm sorry.
00:27:18I'm sorry.
00:27:19It's not real.
00:27:20It's, we're in between Pete's tell decorators.
00:27:22So, yes, and there's a statue, too.
00:27:25And, oh, my goodness, I have such wonderful taste.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:28Don, darling, I think it would be a wonderful idea if you, um, showed her your studio, dear.
00:27:34I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:27:35Hey, you know, I think that, uh, that's a really good idea.
00:27:38Right.
00:27:39There you go.
00:27:40Thank you, sweetie.
00:27:42Right this way.
00:27:43It's a, uh, commission.
00:27:55Birthday present for some fat cat's wife.
00:27:58It's...
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01Sucks being sober.
00:28:05You like it?
00:28:08Es bueno, no?
00:28:09It's weird that Al's got a sister, right?
00:28:16Yeah, and a mother.
00:28:17Are you jealous?
00:28:18Don't be ridiculous.
00:28:19I mean, it's just, I never thought I'd actually meet her.
00:28:23Well, you really think you and Dad can pull this off?
00:28:26We're adults.
00:28:28Well, since when?
00:28:30Oh, no.
00:28:31How many pictures can one woman have?
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:35Oh, my God.
00:28:38Oh, yeah.
00:28:39Oh, that's so not okay.
00:28:41Oh, no, no, no.
00:28:50Amor.
00:28:53Alejandro.
00:28:54Looks just like him, right?
00:28:56Y Melissa.
00:28:58Yeah, if I ever finish.
00:29:00La conoces muy bien?
00:29:02I don't understand.
00:29:03Oh, oh, she, she asked if you know Missy well.
00:29:06Oh, she, she, she, since her parents are friends of ours.
00:29:11Oh, sus padres son amigos.
00:29:14Y crees que se aman lo suficiente para tener amore de amor.
00:29:17Do you think that Missy and I love each other enough to have happiness forever?
00:29:21She thinks you are a serpent.
00:29:35Oh, yeah.
00:29:37Well, flattery will get you everywhere.
00:29:39Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a symbol of duality, the struggle between spirit and matter.
00:29:47I know she's not saying something good about me.
00:29:52Perverse will of man competing with the purity of artistic expression.
00:29:57So, she's calling me a pervert.
00:29:59Essentially.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01I think it was a compliment.
00:30:04How refreshing.
00:30:09Por favor.
00:30:10Sí.
00:30:10A conocer el padre.
00:30:14Now she would like to meet Father Moynihan.
00:30:17Really?
00:30:17Mm-hmm.
00:30:18Well, yes.
00:30:20Hospital's hangover's worn off by now.
00:30:22You have no new messages in your mailbox.
00:30:38You have no new messages in your mailbox.
00:30:38Just in a...
00:30:40Careful.
00:30:51We've had shark problems in the past.
00:30:55Freshwater sharks?
00:30:58Touché.
00:30:59May I?
00:31:07So, it...
00:31:09It must have been wonderful to grow up here.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:15Yeah, some of us are still working on it.
00:31:18You went to Harvard with Alejandro?
00:31:21I did.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:23In that, I just drove them there.
00:31:25But I think I definitely would have enrolled had I not got my parents' DNA.
00:31:31So...
00:31:32You, uh...
00:31:39You, uh...
00:31:40You are funny.
00:31:46And you're...
00:31:47You are...
00:31:49We are permitted to swimming?
00:31:54Why?
00:31:55I...
00:31:55No, I mean, yeah, totally.
00:31:56Let's, um...
00:31:57My sister got a ton of swimsuits in her room.
00:31:59Let me...
00:31:59I'll...
00:31:59Let me grab one.
00:32:00I'll be one second.
00:32:04Holy shit!
00:32:05What?
00:32:06Holy shit!
00:32:07Are you coming?
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:13I should probably just...
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:21So, bathing suits, it's not really that big a deal in Colombia, huh?
00:32:30Well, I am only here for a few days and I would like to see as much of America as I can.
00:32:36That's all his hair.
00:32:38Since we're not seeing so much of you.
00:32:45You will show me around?
00:32:48Yeah, I can, I can, I can, wouldn't be, you know, yeah, I got the rehearsal dinner tonight, but then I could...
00:32:54And you will make love to me also?
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:08Just so we're clear, you're just from the will.
00:33:12Vivi's been trying to rope him in here for years.
00:33:14If someone comes at me with a ring or a crown or any other legally binding bullshit, I take out their kneecaps, that's it.
00:33:19A crown?
00:33:20But you're a happily married man, darling.
00:33:22Remember that tonight when we're in bed together.
00:33:24I will, right after the pigs fly to my ass, sweetie.
00:33:26That's a nice image.
00:33:27Oh, but good morning, Father.
00:33:29Oh, I thought my eyes deceived me, but my ears bespoke the truth.
00:33:32There are griffins in my humble church.
00:33:35Bill, how goes the war?
00:33:37Well, being on the wagon's not entirely bad, if only the wheels didn't squeak so perniciously.
00:33:41Padre and I did AA together.
00:33:43Twice.
00:33:44Oh, three times, and third time's a charm.
00:33:46Father, I would like you to meet my biological mother, Madonna Soto.
00:33:51It's a great privilege to meet you, madam.
00:33:56Your mother's a little old school. I'm sorry, but my Latin's a bit rusty.
00:33:59Don't tell me that this father doesn't speak Latin. I need to confess.
00:34:04My mother would like to give confession.
00:34:06Right?
00:34:07Yes, all of them.
00:34:10My mother would like all of us to give confession.
00:34:13I like Hill, I will. Guess what? No.
00:34:15Forgive me, Father, for this is bullshit.
00:34:18It's a lovely gesture to make your guest.
00:34:21How's sobriety working for you?
00:34:23Sucks a dick, you know that shit.
00:34:25It's wonderful to see you and Donnie together again.
00:34:28Oh, yeah. We got remarried this morning.
00:34:31You're kidding.
00:34:32Uh, can you keep a secret?
00:34:34It's a confession.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:37Vulcars, they don't have patience.
00:34:39They shout, I don't know.
00:34:41I thought you were against organized religion.
00:34:43After this weekend, I made all the help I can get.
00:34:45Go on, my son.
00:34:46Is it wrong to lie to someone you love
00:34:49if the only reason that you're deceiving them is to protect their happiness?
00:34:52Well, it depends.
00:34:53Are you disrupting the lives of anyone else by enacting your deception?
00:34:58For my fault, for my fault, for my grave, for my grave.
00:35:04In front of our Lord.
00:35:06What's a ring going to prove after eight years of love and companionship?
00:35:09I mean, she's my girl. What else does she want from me?
00:35:11Oscar Wilde once said that marriage is a triumph of imagination over intelligence.
00:35:15Oscar Wilde. Oscar Wilde used to make whoopsie with altar boys.
00:35:20It's true.
00:35:21Forget what I just said.
00:35:22This place. I miss it.
00:35:24Mm-hmm.
00:35:25It's like...
00:35:27It's like home. Even he's like home.
00:35:29Even Dawn is like home to me. It's so strange.
00:35:32Does that frighten you?
00:35:33Well, I mean, obviously that part of my life is over, and I do think that that's a good thing.
00:35:39Well, there's different kinds of love.
00:35:41There are?
00:35:42Yeah.
00:35:43You know, just because you're divorced doesn't mean you're legally required to hate him.
00:35:48You know, you're not as dumb as Dawn says you are.
00:35:52I'm out of here.
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54Nice chat with you.
00:35:55Bullshit.
00:36:03Uh, Griffin, uh, table for 50.
00:36:06Uh, actually, the O'Connors requested a private table on the Rose Terrace.
00:36:12Outside? Isn't it supposed to rain?
00:36:16That was communicated to them, yes.
00:36:19Uh, right this way.
00:36:23Hey, uh, Barry, what's with the alfresco?
00:36:25What?
00:36:26It's gonna piss all over us.
00:36:27No, it's fine.
00:36:28We just thought it would be more private.
00:36:29She insisted.
00:36:30I thought that anyone would see us eating with a bunch of...
00:36:32Uh, uh, Barry O'Connor.
00:36:35It's very, very nice to meet you.
00:36:37Nice to meet you.
00:36:38This is my wife, Muffin.
00:36:41We're delighted to make your acquaintance.
00:36:45And, of course, our daughter, Melissa.
00:36:48Alejandro, everything told me about you, except for how beautiful you are.
00:36:57here.
00:37:03Jack?
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05It's okay.
00:37:07Um...
00:37:08Antes de que se termine esa noche, me gustaría tu bendición.
00:37:15Pero aunque no pase, quiero que sepas que tu hijo no viviera un día sin amor mientras que yo estar vivo.
00:37:31What the fuck did you just say?
00:37:33Shh, please.
00:37:35I don't know what you said.
00:37:36Mi hijo.
00:37:36Quiet, stop it.
00:37:39Do you see?
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:45Do you have my blessing?
00:37:48Oh, my God.
00:37:49All right.
00:37:52Great.
00:37:53Come sit.
00:37:54Yeah, you know, find a place to put.
00:38:02Don, where's Bebe?
00:38:04We were supposed to go over the Crude at Ha presentation together.
00:38:07Yeah, well, her aunt just passed, so she had to go back to Poughkeepsie.
00:38:13But her aunt's dead.
00:38:16That's what I said.
00:38:17God knows I hate a boring dinner.
00:38:34Everybody have enough ice water?
00:38:35Good evening, and welcome to Weeba Wah Country Club.
00:38:39My name is Yvette, and I will be your captain this evening.
00:38:44Phoebe.
00:38:46Tonight our soup is a lobster bisque flavored with twice the recommended daily dose of sodium.
00:38:51We also have a filet mignon, non-organic, stuffed with blue cheese, sour cream, bacon, and a defibrillator.
00:39:00I'll have the filet mignon.
00:39:02Don't think so.
00:39:04Excuse me, miss.
00:39:05Our guests really aren't used to American food.
00:39:07Do you think that Chef Claude could whip up some chimichongy thingy?
00:39:13No, stop it.
00:39:15What, I didn't say it right?
00:39:16No, you said it fine.
00:39:18Just fine.
00:39:20Are you okay?
00:39:24Fine.
00:39:25No, mama.
00:39:27What's her rumpus?
00:39:28Oh, um, she was wondering why the wedding is being held at our house and not at the economist.
00:39:37Well, we thought we'd, uh, shake it up, uh, a little.
00:39:42Uh, besides our house, uh, is, is, is, is.
00:39:45Okay, that's, well.
00:39:47He has to leave poverty because he's being investigated for stock fraud.
00:39:52Spectacular.
00:39:53More complicated than that, I think.
00:39:55But we still have money.
00:39:57We do, really.
00:39:58Okay.
00:39:58It's just, it's, uh, it's overseas for the time being.
00:40:01That's enough.
00:40:04I'm gonna check on the soup.
00:40:06I wanted to tell you that your house is the most amazing place that I have ever seen.
00:40:12You built it yourselves, yes?
00:40:14Oh, we did, actually.
00:40:17Tell her the story.
00:40:18Yeah, it's really romantic.
00:40:20Oh.
00:40:21It is romantic.
00:40:22Come on, tell.
00:40:23Tell the story.
00:40:25Well, Dawn and I, we were living in the city separately.
00:40:28She wouldn't shack up with me because we weren't a matrimonial.
00:40:31So, Dawn's latest exhibition had sold out completely.
00:40:35Third in a row.
00:40:36It did well, awash in humility, as always.
00:40:38One of the many things she loves about me.
00:40:40Yes, and we.
00:40:40Can we please just skip to the happy ending?
00:40:43So, Dawn and I, we decided we'd take a drive to the country.
00:40:47We came to this open field, remember?
00:40:48We parked there, we went for a walk, and it was so wonderful.
00:40:52It was sunset.
00:40:53Do you remember that, Dawn?
00:40:54Sweet.
00:40:55And we came across this gorgeous pond, and he proposed to me.
00:41:01As the sun kind of went down.
00:41:03I was, uh, I was sneaking out here on Saturday when she was spending time with the folks.
00:41:08Yeah, but I knew what you were up to.
00:41:10Believe me, I knew what you were up to.
00:41:11Oh, you, you, you didn't have a clue.
00:41:13You were clueless.
00:41:14He spent three months searching the entire New England countryside for the most beautiful spot.
00:41:19And when he found it, he took her back there.
00:41:20And then when he proposed.
00:41:22He planted, um, and that day he planted a seed in the same place where he said it was.
00:41:28And then they built the house over the years under the shade of the tree and added on to it every time Dawn sold another sculpture and tells.
00:41:36Well, que fortuna tener un hombre tan romántico.
00:41:40You are very lucky to find a man like that.
00:41:43Oh, yes, of course.
00:41:45I'm just, I'm terribly lucky.
00:41:49Uh, Yvette?
00:41:51Will you please excuse me just for...
00:41:55Jared?
00:41:56May I please speak with you?
00:41:58Yeah, sure.
00:41:59You know what?
00:42:00Uh, I got, give me like one sec.
00:42:01I got like a terrible leg cramp.
00:42:03Uh-huh.
00:42:04Nuria, dear, please.
00:42:05Yes, please.
00:42:06May I take you to the restaurant?
00:42:07Please, the ladies room.
00:42:08Where we can wash your beautiful hands.
00:42:10Well, uh, here's to a wonderful dinner and, uh, a, uh, a really neat wedding.
00:42:21Huh?
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:23Cheers.
00:42:24Cheers.
00:42:35Madonna, how was your, uh, bisque?
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:48Oh, for Pete's sake!
00:42:57Oh, my God.
00:42:58So the thing to remember is that men are like pumpkins.
00:43:00The good ones are either taken or they'll have everything scraped out of their heads with the spoon.
00:43:04Oh, my God!
00:43:06Oh, my God!
00:43:06What's happened?
00:43:07What's happening in here?
00:43:09Well, well, Nuria and I have become very close friends.
00:43:12Yes, she was, uh, just explaining to me.
00:43:15Really?
00:43:16Mm-hmm.
00:43:21Wish I had been adopted.
00:43:23Can we please just elope now?
00:43:25Seems like the lesser of two evils at this point.
00:43:27Really?
00:43:28Because I'm pretty sure Vegas is back that way.
00:43:30I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't survive the trip.
00:43:32What the hell is going on with your family?
00:43:34Uh, my kingdom, my kingdom, my kingdom for a steakhouse.
00:43:43Oh, ho, ho.
00:43:44What a bust that was.
00:43:45What are you grinning at?
00:43:53Mm-hmm.
00:43:53Oh, it's just women's lab.
00:43:56You know something?
00:43:57I'm cold.
00:43:58Are you sure that heat's all the way up?
00:43:59Well, yeah.
00:44:00We'll take a steam when we get back to the house.
00:44:02Wait a minute.
00:44:02You have a steam in the guest room?
00:44:04Nope.
00:44:04The master bedroom.
00:44:05Uh-huh.
00:44:06Whatever you're saying.
00:44:08You have no new messages in your mailbox.
00:44:10It's like I ceased to exist.
00:44:12What's that, Lyla?
00:44:13No texts, no calls.
00:44:16Nothing.
00:44:18That's all mess.
00:44:19I know, right?
00:44:20No offense, Lyla, but honestly, really, you did leave him.
00:44:24Yeah, he doesn't have to make it so easy for me.
00:44:27You think he'll show up at a wedding?
00:44:29If he does, I'll tell him to fuck the fuck off.
00:44:31Language.
00:44:32He said terrible things to me.
00:44:34Punch him in the nose?
00:44:35Of course not.
00:44:36Because that would be on ladylike.
00:44:38What are you looking for?
00:44:43You miss him.
00:44:46A little.
00:44:48That's what I thought.
00:44:49Well, just give him a call.
00:44:51I can't.
00:44:52So, uh, I was thinking we could maybe go to my room, listen to some music, or, uh, you know, whatever.
00:45:18No, thank you.
00:45:20But you may read me some poetry, if you wish.
00:45:25Some poetry?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:27Are you serious?
00:45:29Yes, your mother was very informative.
00:45:31I deserve to be treated with respect.
00:45:37Don't we all.
00:45:38Say it louder.
00:45:40I'm an idiot.
00:45:41A what?
00:45:41I am a galactic idiot.
00:45:43My, my idiocracy knows no bounds.
00:45:46You won't tell a tiny white lie to a priest that you'll never see again, but make a complete farce of our wedding?
00:45:52I know.
00:45:52That's no problem.
00:45:53I know.
00:45:54I feel so bad for Bibi.
00:45:56You know how many months she and my mom have been planning this.
00:45:59I know.
00:46:00I know.
00:46:01I'm an idiot.
00:46:07I did talk to Father Moynihan, though.
00:46:10For reals?
00:46:12I promised that little Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John would grow up ravenous for this sweet baby Jesus.
00:46:20Did you?
00:46:20I may have had crossies when I said it.
00:46:27You really, truly love me.
00:46:30I do.
00:46:32Yeah, you do.
00:46:37And you'll fix all the other stuff?
00:46:39What's it worth to you?
00:46:42You want to see?
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:44It's too bad.
00:46:52I'm saving myself from marriage.
00:46:54I'll see you tomorrow.
00:46:57I'm busy tomorrow.
00:46:59All I hear is blah, blah, blah.
00:47:03So, you know, call her again.
00:47:05I tried, but you have the front desk locked me out.
00:47:08Tell me again how this is my fault.
00:47:13Don.
00:47:16Now, when did you dig that up?
00:47:18Oh, my God.
00:47:18I can't believe how tiny he was.
00:47:21Sometimes I wonder if we did the right thing.
00:47:25Honey, for two people who did a lot of things wrong, adopting Al wasn't one of them.
00:47:28Yeah, he's the kindest of us all.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31We didn't do that many things that were wrong, did we?
00:47:35Everybody's happy now.
00:47:36Well, right?
00:47:38Yeah, right.
00:47:39The kids are great, and you're having nine-hour orgasms.
00:47:43No, no, no.
00:47:44Just, yeah, well, give or take.
00:47:46I'm intrigued.
00:47:47Yeah, I'm stunned.
00:47:48Prove it.
00:47:49You wish.
00:47:50For old time's sake.
00:47:51Oh, my God.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:52You know what?
00:47:53I think the coast must be clear by now.
00:47:57Good to see you, Al.
00:47:59I think you said that already.
00:48:05What the hell?
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:09Are you sure you've been away with Donna, for God's sake?
00:48:13Shh.
00:48:14Ow!
00:48:15I have been reading sonnets out loud.
00:48:18Oh, that's very romantic.
00:48:19So romantic for you, dear.
00:48:21What?
00:48:21I am 29 years old, and I finally, I'm a, I, what?
00:48:26Oh, God, I can't believe I'm being cock-blocked by my own mother.
00:48:29Well, I nearly told her that there are certain things that a woman should expect from a man
00:48:33before she just jumps into bed with him.
00:48:35All right.
00:48:36Yeah, I know.
00:48:38I just think it's kind of hard to...
00:48:40What?
00:48:41...send her flowers every day for a year when she goes back to Columbia.
00:48:43On Monday!
00:48:44C'est la guerre!
00:48:46Woo!
00:48:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:48:49Oh, my goodness.
00:48:50Well, anyway, goodnight, sweetheart.
00:48:51Sweet dreams, of course.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:53You suck.
00:48:54Buenas noches.
00:48:55Buenas noches.
00:49:05No chase.
00:49:05No chase.
00:49:06No chase again.
00:49:07Oh, back so soon.
00:49:13Oh, yeah.
00:49:14The temptation was more than I could stand.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:17Well, now you suck.
00:49:20Uh...
00:49:21Be gentle.
00:49:23No, don't.
00:49:26Goodnight.
00:49:28Goodnight?
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Says you.
00:49:31Oh, please.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32You didn't really think that we'd go through with this, did you?
00:49:34No one ever died from death.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:37Just our marriage.
00:49:38Fair point.
00:49:39Yeah.
00:49:40But, you know, I couldn't stand being ignored.
00:49:43I ignored you?
00:49:45Oh, you didn't need a soothsayer to know that you were terrified of being alone with me.
00:49:49I'm sorry, Don.
00:49:50Really, I am just...
00:49:52You know, with the children gone, I guess I didn't think we had much in common anymore.
00:49:56Yeah, so we picked up another kid to avoid the issue.
00:50:01You know, I tried to stick it out.
00:50:03I really did.
00:50:04I know you did, Don.
00:50:08Want to fool around?
00:50:10Oh.
00:50:12You need to marry Bebe.
00:50:15And that's nothing you don't already know.
00:50:18And what about you?
00:50:19Anybody special since...
00:50:20Me?
00:50:21Yeah, of course.
00:50:22There have been guys here and there.
00:50:23Yeah, I guess nothing I'd write home about.
00:50:27Nothing special.
00:50:29Well, I did date this local cop when I lived over in Curtis.
00:50:32He was really quite nice.
00:50:34But in New York City, I met this stockbroker who actually proposed to me on the third date.
00:50:39You know, that should have been my first clue.
00:50:40God.
00:50:42But then...
00:50:44Oh.
00:50:46No more left.
00:51:02Left.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:04Oh, yeah.
00:51:05That's right.
00:51:07Oh.
00:51:07Yes.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:09Oh.
00:51:09Oh.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:11Oh.
00:51:11Oh.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:13Oh.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:16Oh.
00:51:36What happened to you?
00:51:37What time is that?
00:51:39A little after eight.
00:51:41I thought you quit.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:42I thought I quit a lot of things.
00:51:44Eight.
00:51:45So that would make it, hey, 40 minutes.
00:51:50Not bad with starters.
00:51:52Was that what that...
00:51:55You didn't.
00:51:56Oh.
00:51:57Tell me you didn't.
00:51:58You and Mom worked for me.
00:52:00That's remarkable.
00:52:01You scumbags.
00:52:02Gross.
00:52:03What a...
00:52:04What about Phoebe?
00:52:05I know.
00:52:06What is wrong with you?
00:52:07I know.
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:09What is wrong with you?
00:52:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:13Forward, ducklings.
00:52:14Up!
00:52:15Up!
00:52:16Up!
00:52:17We are gonna cater the shit out of this thing whether they like it or not.
00:52:21I know you can't understand me.
00:52:22But now that you're here I want you to know that I've always been intimidated by you.
00:52:34Even so, I never tried to take your place with him because I always encourage the phone
00:52:40calls and the visits and meeting you.
00:52:45I see where so much of what's good in him comes from.
00:52:50And I just...
00:52:51I'm just so...
00:52:52I'm just so happy you're here.
00:52:55You're here.
00:52:56Um...
00:52:57Do you...
00:52:58Um...
00:52:59Oh...
00:53:00Um...
00:53:01Do you understand me?
00:53:02I think that yes.
00:53:03And there's no need to apologize.
00:53:06Because I would like to have an orgasm of that size.
00:53:12Although I still don't know how to walk.
00:53:20You working on anything lately?
00:53:23I haven't touched a chisel in years.
00:53:25Oh, shame.
00:53:26You have more talent in your little finger than I have in my whole body.
00:53:29I'm a big girl now, Don.
00:53:30You don't have to say that anymore.
00:53:31It happens to be true.
00:53:33Hair with the dog?
00:53:35No.
00:53:36You sure today's the day you want to fall off the wagon?
00:53:39Coin flip at this point.
00:53:47And there's the Riffler.
00:53:49How is it that you can make something so beautiful and yet be such a complete douchebag?
00:53:56I'm a complicated serpent.
00:53:58Or whatever the hell she said.
00:54:00So is this what happens with men?
00:54:02Just a grain of strife in the relationship and suddenly you're knee deep in your ex?
00:54:06Grandpa?
00:54:07Grandpa?
00:54:08Sweetie, I may be on the back nine of life, but I just spent the last 40 minutes laying more pipe than I have in 20 years.
00:54:15I didn't say no to the scotch because I didn't want the drink.
00:54:21So wait a second.
00:54:23You're...
00:54:31Andra doesn't know.
00:54:33I'm not one of those women who thinks I deserve to have a child just because my uterus suddenly decides to work.
00:54:43He either loves me or he doesn't.
00:55:03I'll hug you, but...
00:55:05Not the last time.
00:55:22Just try one of these.
00:55:24Delicious.
00:55:31Good.
00:55:32Happy you're pleased, Mr. Griffin.
00:55:33You are paying for it.
00:55:34Mm-hmm.
00:55:35Well, you know, I think I'll have a few more.
00:55:37No.
00:55:38I don't think so.
00:55:40You know, if I were talking to you, I would...
00:55:43ask you what happened over there.
00:55:44Oh, Lila?
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46Did you see us?
00:55:47I did.
00:55:48How about that?
00:55:49I mean, it must be very comforting to know that not everybody hates you.
00:55:52It eases the burden somewhat.
00:55:54Mm.
00:55:58Listen, there's something I need...
00:55:59No, I'm not talking to you.
00:56:04Is she upset about something?
00:56:05Yeah, she is.
00:56:08I'm not sure what to do about it.
00:56:09Well, you love her, don't you?
00:56:11More than anything.
00:56:13Well, then, you do whatever it takes to make her happy again.
00:56:22See?
00:56:23Can I come in?
00:56:24Uh...
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:26Oh, geez.
00:56:27Can you help me, please?
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:29This is so not fair.
00:56:30All right.
00:56:31All right.
00:56:32Sorry.
00:56:33Hey, Lisa and I...
00:56:34No, no, no.
00:56:35It's...
00:56:36Come here.
00:56:37Impolite.
00:56:38To interrupt a performance?
00:56:39A performance?
00:56:40Yes.
00:56:41Yes.
00:56:42Yes.
00:56:43Yes.
00:56:44Yes.
00:56:45Yes.
00:56:46Yes.
00:56:47Yes.
00:56:48Yes.
00:56:49Yes.
00:56:50Yes.
00:56:51Yes.
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:53Yes.
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:55Yes.
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58Yes.
00:56:59Yes.
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:01It is a performance.
00:57:02A performance.
00:57:04Item one?
00:57:06Serenade her.
00:57:15There's not a lot of words that rhyme with neuria...
00:57:20Um, but I really want to reassure ya that I will try not to be premature-y-a.
00:57:35I...
00:57:37Look, I decided that I will not make love with you.
00:57:44Okay. Um, I disagree. Here's why.
00:57:49Look, I did everything on your list. Breakfast in bed, and I even did a list of the top ten greatest moments in our relationship.
00:58:00The first moment I saw you. The first moment I saw you naked, that is very sweet. But we are brother and sister.
00:58:14Yeah, but only a little bit.
00:58:19Look, you have waited a long time for love. And I could not forgive myself if I took that away from you.
00:58:30No, you're right.
00:58:31It's always nice, though.
00:58:37Um, there's flowers every day for a year.
00:58:41We have to tell her.
00:58:51I'm not sure I agree.
00:58:53Well, we at least have to invite her to our wedding.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:56I'm kidding you. I'm kidding you. I'm kidding you. I'm kidding.
00:59:03Thank Christ.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:05I mean, I thought it would be a bad idea, but, uh...
00:59:08Yeah. No, it's okay. We're behind each other. Finally.
00:59:18Still family.
00:59:20Still family.
00:59:21So, what's going on?
00:59:24Um, oh.
00:59:26First things first.
00:59:30No.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32Well, honey, your father and I wanted to give you something.
00:59:38Together?
00:59:39It's crazy, right?
00:59:40We're so proud of you.
00:59:41We really are proud of you, of the man you've become, and of the woman that you love, of the wonderful life that you have ahead of you.
00:59:49And so...
00:59:55We love you, bud.
01:00:04You, um, you carved this from the tree?
01:00:07Your mother's idea.
01:00:08No, actually, it wasn't my idea, but I'm speechless at the modesty.
01:00:15Oh, wow.
01:00:19I saved a few just in case the first didn't take me.
01:00:27I don't know what to say.
01:00:32Just come with a piece of land. Waterfront, if possible.
01:00:35Sure, just flick your heels three times.
01:00:38See you on the flip side, kid.
01:00:41What are you?
01:00:42I love you guys.
01:00:49I love you.
01:01:03It's perfect.
01:01:04Oh, my gosh, look at you.
01:01:18You're here.
01:01:19Of course I'm here.
01:01:20Where would I be?
01:01:21You look gorgeous.
01:01:24Except this.
01:01:25Well, of course.
01:01:26Let me do that.
01:01:27Here you go.
01:01:28This reminds me of the prom, fiance.
01:01:31Do you remember the junior prom?
01:01:33White tux and blood everywhere.
01:01:34I love him.
01:01:35There you go.
01:01:36Perfect.
01:01:41Hey, we're family.
01:01:44At least most of the time.
01:01:45All the time.
01:01:47Mom.
01:01:54Oh, my God.
01:01:55Oh, my God.
01:02:00Hey.
01:02:01I know.
01:02:02We were just a baby.
01:02:04Right, Mrs. Griffin.
01:02:05I was just leaving.
01:02:06No, no, that's okay.
01:02:06Wait a second, Mama.
01:02:08Yes?
01:02:08Yes?
01:02:09Uh, Mama.
01:02:15Esta es Bebe.
01:02:17Hello.
01:02:17Ella es alguien muy especial para mí.
01:02:22Tanto que cuando caminemos al altar, me gustaría que caminara con nosotros.
01:02:30Por qué, mijo?
01:02:34Um, Bebe, uh, have you by any chance seen our, uh, boyfriend?
01:02:40No, not since this morning.
01:02:42My, oh, fudge.
01:02:45Oh.
01:02:46Well, it is a, uh, one, two, three, it's like a convention.
01:02:54Donald, Robert, Griffin, what have you done?
01:02:58Oh, my God.
01:02:59His plaster.
01:02:59I'm sorry, sweetheart.
01:03:01I, I, you know, we, I.
01:03:02Oh, my gosh.
01:03:03One minute, we're sleeping.
01:03:05The next minute, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:03:09Oh, excuse me.
01:03:11You came into the bedroom, uh, what are you going to do?
01:03:15You do what you do in the bedroom.
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:17It's on.
01:03:18Uh-huh.
01:03:19It's, it's, it's...
01:03:21I'm sorry, Bebe.
01:03:27Wow, you really know how to serve your revenge cold, don't you?
01:03:37Come on, honey.
01:03:41All right, I forgive you.
01:03:43You do?
01:03:44Well, I mean, of course, otherwise I'm a hypocrite, right?
01:03:47So, all right, I forgive you.
01:03:48I'm sorry, too.
01:03:50Yeah, yeah.
01:03:51Forty minutes, by the way.
01:03:54Whoa!
01:03:56Whoa.
01:03:58Hey, hey, wait.
01:04:02Of course.
01:04:04You look amazing.
01:04:07There's no chance that you've changed your mind.
01:04:10No, no, I'm sorry.
01:04:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:11It's okay.
01:04:12Well, you have to admire the symmetry of it anyway.
01:04:15Donald, sit down.
01:04:16Although, I guess if we were really being stickler,
01:04:18you should have to put your dick in Muffin.
01:04:20What?
01:04:21I dig the vulgarity,
01:04:23but why would I ever want to bang Muffin O'Connor?
01:04:25Well, I'm just saying,
01:04:26if you want to go for true symmetry.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30Eleanor?
01:04:31Uh...
01:04:34Would somebody just please punch me in the face again?
01:04:37Because I don't know, what are we talking about?
01:04:39She cheated on you first.
01:04:41What?
01:04:41Oh, I...
01:04:43Uh...
01:04:43Wait, wait a second.
01:04:45Well, it was like a...
01:04:47mistake.
01:04:50I mean...
01:04:50Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:51If making it even means that I'm supposed to boink Muffin,
01:04:56that would mean that you boinked?
01:05:05Barry?
01:05:06What?
01:05:06What?
01:05:07Why?
01:05:08What do you mean, why?
01:05:09What's the purpose?
01:05:10Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:11You slept with Missy's father today?
01:05:13No, no, no.
01:05:14Not today.
01:05:15It was years ago when we were married.
01:05:16Oh, he must have read you a ton of poetry, huh?
01:05:19How could you?
01:05:20I was really very unhappy at that time.
01:05:22What about me?
01:05:23Well, I don't really care about you.
01:05:24I know you don't.
01:05:25Listen, I don't know what to say.
01:05:26It was practically an accident.
01:05:28And I never told anyone.
01:05:29Never.
01:05:30Not one person, except, of course, my very best friend.
01:05:33It was a long time ago.
01:05:35It was.
01:05:35And now you all have a wedding to go to?
01:05:38I'm going to call them movers.
01:05:39No.
01:05:40Wait, no, but...
01:05:40Just for the record, whatever happens, no way am I ever bumping ugly with Muffin O'Connor.
01:05:46I beg your pardon?
01:05:47What the hell did you just...
01:05:48Just because you porked my wife doesn't mean I have to return the favor.
01:05:51Excuse me?
01:05:53All right, that's it.
01:05:54Oh, God.
01:05:55You look amazing, by the way.
01:05:56Please.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58Look, I...
01:05:59Barry, Barry.
01:06:00It wasn't me.
01:06:01Okay, so I did the thing with you.
01:06:03I mean, I didn't do that.
01:06:04I did the whatever you do.
01:06:06I'm sorry about it.
01:06:06It was a mistake.
01:06:08Fuck you.
01:06:09Fuck you.
01:06:09Fuck you and fuck me.
01:06:11Where is he going?
01:06:12Overseas, I imagine.
01:06:14So you're the one.
01:06:15And I am so sorry, Muffin.
01:06:17You have to understand.
01:06:18That didn't mean one single thing.
01:06:20I feel so used.
01:06:23Now, don't even worry about it.
01:06:25Barry and I have an understanding.
01:06:28I occasionally look the other way, and he doesn't harp on my fetishes.
01:06:34What fetishes?
01:06:35Your wife, for example.
01:06:38Which one?
01:06:39They're both equally delicious.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43And that's the ball game.
01:06:44Wow.
01:06:45I did not see that one coming.
01:06:47Hi.
01:06:48Hi.
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:49You guys might want to step out here.
01:06:52Good idea.
01:06:57Oh.
01:06:57Oh!
01:06:57Oh!
01:06:58Oh!
01:06:58Hmm.
01:07:02Oh, God.
01:07:03This is humiliating.
01:07:04Mm-hmm.
01:07:04What are we doing?
01:07:13About which one?
01:07:14You know, Bibi.
01:07:17Can't live without it, right?
01:07:19Right?
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:22So, you've got to think about what you're going to do.
01:07:25Right.
01:07:26Where are the children?
01:07:28I don't know.
01:07:29Dying of embarrassment somewhere?
01:07:31You think they might call it off?
01:07:33Oh, man.
01:07:34Muffin, get over it.
01:07:35Okay, it's okay.
01:07:36You're going to have beige grandkids that are bilingual.
01:07:38Oh, we'll see about that, won't we?
01:07:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:07:41Yes, we will.
01:07:42Are you sure you're okay with this?
01:07:44Are you kidding me?
01:07:45Let's just get this over with before anybody sees us.
01:07:48Father?
01:07:48Everybody ready?
01:07:49Just give us a Cliff Knotts version.
01:07:51I'm sorry, but I have...
01:07:51Oh, come on, please, before anything else happens.
01:07:54Okey-dokey.
01:07:56Melissa, do you take...
01:07:58Yes, I do.
01:08:00Do you Alejandro Soto Griffin...
01:08:03Yes.
01:08:05I do.
01:08:08On your marks, get set.
01:08:11I'm pregnant.
01:08:12Surprise.
01:08:16Oh.
01:08:22Oh, look.
01:08:23Oh, God, they're eloping on the deck!
01:08:26No, no, no, no.
01:08:28No!
01:08:29Stop!
01:08:30Don't do it!
01:08:32Blah, blah, blah.
01:08:32You hear the ring ring ring.
01:08:34Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:08:37I now pronounce your husband anyway.
01:08:39You may kiss the birth.
01:08:41Now, Milo.
01:08:41Definitely.
01:08:43No.
01:08:44I'm okay!
01:08:45Oh, quiero!
01:08:46Don't answer me!
01:08:47What are you doing?
01:08:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:08:50Look!
01:08:52I can't swim.
01:08:53She can't swim.
01:08:55Really?
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:20Look, I know we might never see each other again,
01:09:23so...
01:09:25I thought maybe we'd toast to what was almost a beautiful friendship.
01:09:32No, you know, your mother was the one that told me
01:09:35that American women are more reserved when it comes to their sexuality.
01:09:40Except for her, of course.
01:09:42I think I will not, um...
01:09:46take her advice anymore.
01:09:49The man of Columbia...
01:09:51will be thrilled.
01:09:57What?
01:10:05Oh.
01:10:06Bebe!
01:10:07Bebe!
01:10:12Bebe!
01:10:13Bebe!
01:10:14Bebe!
01:10:15Bebe!
01:10:25Is that them?
01:10:26Yeah.
01:10:28They're gonna be spectacular together.
01:10:32They're smarter than we are, huh?
01:10:33It's hard not to be.
01:10:34It's hard not to be.
01:10:35You know, what was I thinking?
01:10:37What an idiot.
01:10:38I mean, what is wrong with me that...
01:10:39No, there's nothing wrong with you at all, Bebe.
01:10:41In fact, you know what I've come to believe?
01:10:43I believe you're the sanest one of all of us.
01:10:44Oh, no.
01:10:45Yes.
01:10:46You don't have to say that.
01:10:47That's crazy.
01:10:48That doesn't make it any less true.
01:10:50You've always been more beautiful, friendly, and...
01:10:53Oh, I mean, I think, actually, that's probably one of the reasons that I found Don so attractive.
01:11:00Come on.
01:11:01You were in love with Don Griffin from the first time I introduced you at the Crabtree Summer Party.
01:11:07Was it that obvious?
01:11:08Yeah, to me.
01:11:09Well, then why didn't you hit me with your car or something?
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:13You were my best friend.
01:11:15Still are, I hope.
01:11:18Oh, Bebe.
01:11:21It wasn't him.
01:11:22Oh, yeah, okay, so he was flirting, but...
01:11:25I made the first move.
01:11:27Why?
01:11:28Because I wanted to make sure I was over him.
01:11:33And you know what?
01:11:34It turns out?
01:11:35It turns out I've been over him for such a long time.
01:11:40I want you to know something else.
01:11:42I've always been happy that it was you he turned to.
01:11:49I told you I'd forgive you.
01:11:52Then forgive him, too.
01:11:55Oh!
01:11:56Oh!
01:11:57Oh!
01:11:58Oh!
01:11:59Oh, my God!
01:12:00Oh, my God!
01:12:01Oh, my God.
01:12:02Again.
01:12:03Oh, hell yeah.
01:12:04Again.
01:12:05Oh, hell yeah.
01:12:15At least no one will ever forget it.
01:12:17I'm an orphan.
01:12:18No, no.
01:12:19It's not that bad.
01:12:20My mother's a lesbian, and my father has had his penis in your mom.
01:12:24Uh, that's a picture.
01:12:25If it makes you feel any better, I think my brother is somewhere having sex with his sister.
01:12:29What?
01:12:30They are all coming out of the woodwork.
01:12:34Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
01:12:39No, no, I'm just saying call me if she gets back to the hotel.
01:12:46Well, how the hell, how, how, listen, how am I supposed to know that?
01:12:50That's why I'm asking you.
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:54And that makes a full sense.
01:12:55What the hell did I do now?
01:12:56Do you know why I've stayed away from you for all these years?
01:12:59I have some idea.
01:13:00Okay.
01:13:01Because like it or not, I'm your daughter.
01:13:04Jared got all mom's traits, and I won the lottery with all of yours.
01:13:08Yeah.
01:13:09You know, if we're the same, how come no one's popping you in the face every five minutes?
01:13:13Huh?
01:13:15You know, when you cheated on mom, I became terrified that I was gonna ruin my marriage the same way,
01:13:20and I don't wanna be like that.
01:13:22I don't wanna be like you anymore.
01:13:24Andrew's here.
01:13:25Yeah, I know, Dad.
01:13:27I wonder who called him.
01:13:29Yeah, okay, two things.
01:13:31Then if you never speak to me again, so be it.
01:13:34Look, I know you would figure out that I called him.
01:13:39And you're right, Lila.
01:13:41We are alike.
01:13:42Neither of us are particularly close to being stupid.
01:13:44And you know what?
01:13:45You could hate me for the rest of your life if that's what you need.
01:13:47But I'm gonna tell you what I need as your father.
01:13:49I need as your father to be able to give my little girl the best chance at a happy life.
01:13:54Because ultimately, and we're all selfish, that gives me the best chance at a happy life.
01:13:58Even if you hate me for it.
01:13:59I don't hate you.
01:14:00Let me finish.
01:14:01Let me finish.
01:14:02I know you love me, sweetheart, even if you don't.
01:14:05I do know that.
01:14:06And I know that when mom and I split up, you felt that you had to pick a side now.
01:14:10I was okay with that because, you know, she needed you more than I did.
01:14:13And I understand that.
01:14:15I mean...
01:14:18The day you were born, I went out and I got blasted.
01:14:23And I left your mom alone.
01:14:25I just, uh, just drank my face off.
01:14:29You know, you had these swollen little eyes and these pink little hands.
01:14:39You were so...
01:14:41I couldn't wreck the fire.
01:14:43Something so...
01:14:47Incandescent could come from an old douchebag like me.
01:14:50Same with the boys.
01:14:51You know, but for a few mistakes along the way, I did the best I could to earn my place in all of your lives.
01:14:57You know, you can be mad at me, not mad at me.
01:15:00It's never gonna change how I feel about you.
01:15:03I mean, I know these are just words to you now, but...
01:15:07Trust me, you'll understand what I mean when your daughter is born.
01:15:16How do you know it's a girl?
01:15:19I know.
01:15:20I'm just hoping you'll be that lucky.
01:15:40And I'm sorry that I'm so late, by the way.
01:15:42I actually wasn't planning on coming.
01:15:44You didn't miss much.
01:15:45My mom's a part-time lesbian.
01:15:47I don't have a response for that.
01:15:50That's okay.
01:15:56Hi.
01:15:58Hey.
01:15:59You look beautiful, honey.
01:16:00I'm not the one who invited you.
01:16:04He's...
01:16:05He said that you had something to tell me.
01:16:07We're just gonna...
01:16:08No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:10You are my sister now.
01:16:11This involves you as well.
01:16:14You never called me.
01:16:16Well, you did say that you never wanted to speak to me again.
01:16:19You said terrible things to me.
01:16:22I know.
01:16:24We were in a...
01:16:25I was...
01:16:26I'm sorry.
01:16:27I am sorry.
01:16:32I'm pregnant.
01:16:34That's why you both done Dad.
01:16:37Sorry.
01:16:42Are you serious?
01:16:44I don't believe this.
01:16:45I...
01:16:46Andrew, I won't bring this baby into an unhappy marriage.
01:16:48I agree.
01:16:49I agree.
01:16:50We can work on that.
01:16:54Can I...
01:16:55I don't know.
01:16:56I don't know.
01:16:57I don't know.
01:16:58I don't know.
01:16:59I don't know.
01:17:06That's good.
01:17:10Beatrice.
01:17:12I know you're still here because I just threw your car keys in the pond.
01:17:16And into the kitty litter.
01:17:18Beatrice.
01:17:19I love it.
01:17:20Oh, my God.
01:17:22Oh.
01:17:23I think that's me.
01:17:25Sweet.
01:17:26Beatrice Martha McBride.
01:17:27You come out here now or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your huff.
01:17:30And you'll give everybody here a migraine if you don't shut the dilly up.
01:17:33What do you want?
01:17:35Okay.
01:17:36Here you go.
01:17:37Sorry for cutting in.
01:17:38I just want to tell you something.
01:17:40Well, okay.
01:17:41We're all listening.
01:17:43If I've learned anything about life, it's that it's all but a dream.
01:17:47Brilliant.
01:17:48And there's no wizard pulling levers behind a curtain, which means, as far as I can see,
01:17:51the only real use in loving someone is that it makes your life better and my life would suck infinitely more without you in it.
01:18:02That's it?
01:18:03That's the truth.
01:18:04Boo!
01:18:06Boo!
01:18:08Okay, okay. I just have one answer for you.
01:18:10No, look, I did not ask you a question.
01:18:13The answer is yes.
01:18:14I did not ask him a question.
01:18:17Yes, yes, yes, I am a horse's ass.
01:18:19Yes, I will ogle but never again other than perhaps mentally fond of another woman.
01:18:24And yes, I will embarrass you and shock you and often cause you to question every last reason in the world why you would ever love me in the first place.
01:18:31Yes.
01:18:32You think that I still love you?
01:18:36Really? You don't?
01:18:40Keep going.
01:18:41Right, right. And yes, I would rather gouge out my eyeballs with hot spoons than cause you pain again.
01:18:46And yes, I will keep you on an alabaster pedestal.
01:18:50Words.
01:18:51And yes, I will love you and only you for the rest of my life if you will allow me the honor of becoming your husband.
01:19:10Where the fuck did you get that ring?
01:19:12I've had it around for a while now, six years or so.
01:19:14Six years?
01:19:16So, what do you say?
01:19:18Oh, what the hell?
01:19:19That's the spirit.
01:19:21Okay, then.
01:19:23By the power still vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:19:29You may kiss the bride.
01:19:30Bye.
01:19:31Bye.
01:19:32Bye!
01:19:33Bye!
01:19:34Bye!
01:19:35Bye!
01:19:36Bye!
01:19:37Bye!
01:19:38Bye!
01:19:39Bye!
01:19:40Bye!
01:19:42Disculpe, mamá.
01:19:44Le pediste a todos que me mintieran.
01:19:47Te quería decepcionar.
01:19:49Estos, esta familia es como unos locos, es como una telenovela.
01:19:53¿En serio me creías tan inflexible?
01:19:55Pero...
01:19:56No eres.
01:19:59Cuando yo tenía 17 años, había un hombre muy elegante, el asistente del alcalde de Medellín.
01:20:05Y fue mi primer amor.
01:20:08Mamá, ¿por qué tú, tú?
01:20:11Estuvimos juntos por muchos años hasta que un día se me apareció una señora a pedirme que nunca lo volviera a ver.
01:20:17¿Y su madre?
01:20:18Bueno, entonces yo sabía que era casado, pero bueno...
01:20:20Pero, ¿y mi papá?
01:20:24Puede ser que...
01:20:26Mi papá no era cultivador de granos.
01:20:31Que tú no eres el único que dices mentiras para proteger su familia.
01:20:36Ay, amigo, usted siempre fue muy inocente.
01:20:40¡Gracias!
01:20:43¿ povo tú?
01:20:44¡Sólo bien!
01:20:47¡Gracias!
01:20:48¡Gracias!
01:20:49¡Déjame!
01:20:51¡Oiga!
01:20:52¡Nos ya!
01:20:55¡Gracias!
01:20:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, some wedding, huh?
01:21:21It's my first twofer.
01:21:23Yeah, congratulations.
01:21:24You too.
01:21:25Yeah.
01:21:26You know, you were right.
01:21:29About what?
01:21:31There are different kinds of love.
01:21:34Which one are you feeling now?
01:21:36All of them.
01:21:38Now you can dance, every dance with the guy who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight.
01:21:45And you can smile, every smile for the man who held your hand beneath the pale moonlight.
01:21:54But don't forget who's taking you home, and in whose arms you're going to be.
01:22:03Welcome to the family, baby Jane.
01:22:05Lesson one.
01:22:07Your grandmothers are all nuts.
01:22:10Oh, I know that the music's fine, like sparkling wine.
01:22:16Go and have your fun.
01:22:18I laugh and sing, but while we're apart, don't give your heart to anyone.
01:22:26And don't forget who's taking you home, and in whose arms you're going to be.
01:22:35So, darling, save the last dance for me.
01:22:40Baby, don't you know I love you so, can't you feel it when we touch?
01:22:47I will never, never let you go, I love you oh so much.
01:22:56You can dance, go and carry on, till the night is gone, and it's time to go.
01:23:05If he asks, if you're all alone, can he walk you home, you must tell him no.
01:23:14Cause don't forget who's taking you home, and in whose arms you're going to be.
01:23:23Save the last dance for me.
01:23:27Oh, I know that the music's fine, like sparkling wine.
01:23:49Go and have your fun.
01:23:51Laugh and sing, laugh and sing, but while we're apart, don't give your heart to anyone.
01:24:00And don't forget who's taking you home, and in whose arms you're going to be.
01:24:08So, darling, save the last dance for me.
01:24:15Save the last dance, the very last dance.
01:24:20For me.
01:24:22I was rowing and rowing and rowing my boat.
01:24:44My arms were about to give way.
01:24:47When I spied a young fella alone on the shore, relaxed and enjoying the day.
01:24:55I said to myself, now how can it be?
01:24:59I'm rowing myself to the bone.
01:25:03Not a cloud in the sky and a wonderful guy.
01:25:07No need to paddle alone.
01:25:10So I shouted, hey mister, I'll throw you an oar.
01:25:15Just get in my rowboat, we'll paddle some more.
01:25:18And when we get tired, we'll drift back to shore, together how happy we'll be.
01:25:27He climbed in and sang this to me.
01:25:36Row, row, row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
01:25:45Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
01:25:51A swingin' little nursery rhyme to help you through the day.
01:26:00Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, cares will float away.
01:26:07Life holds no guarantee, the days will be sunny and gay.
01:26:15But if we paddle together, whatever the weather, love will show us the way.
01:26:23So let's go and row this boat, gliding in the glee.
01:26:30Happily, merrily, merrily, lovingly, caringly, making life a dream.
01:26:39Rowing gently down the stream.
01:27:00Life holds no guarantee, the days will be sunny and gay.
01:27:21But if we paddle together, whatever the weather, love will show us the way.
01:27:36Lead the way, so let's float this boat and jump the moat.
01:27:46Our castle's waiting there.
01:27:51Bells will be ringing.
01:27:56Birds will be singing.
01:28:07The sun is a shining beam.
01:28:16When we row our little rowing boat, gently down the stream.
01:28:26We're going gently down the stream.
01:28:31We're going gently down the stream.
01:28:41Life is but a dream.
01:28:51The sun is so long, and we're going to keep it slow.
01:29:02We're going gently down the stream.
01:29:03Let's go and do this together.
01:29:04Let's go and do that together.
01:29:06We're going gently down the stream.
01:29:08We're gonna get ready.
01:29:10Let's go and do this together.
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