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00:00Oh
00:30Oh, what are you doing now?
00:39I don't care. You've been growing up.
00:43Every child's age will be like this.
00:46I'm growing up as a girl.
01:00
01:02
01:04
01:06坚持住
01:08用力
01:10
01:12用力
01:14慢慢松气
01:16坚持住
01:20松气
01:24
01:25再来
01:26
01:27快了
01:28用力
01:30用力
01:32用力
01:34好了啊
01:46又离电扇那么近 吹坏了
01:50废了半天劲
01:52就为了痛快这一下
01:54你也来吧
01:56清清
01:58我还没发现
02:00你脖子长得挺棒的
02:02像画报里的大美人
02:04你看看 长肺子没有
02:06说你胖你倒喘上了
02:12四十八喘晚了七天了
02:14再不做泡腹铲
02:16怕大出血就危险了
02:18他男人不让
02:20说是留八难看
02:22混蛋
02:24他女人的命都快保不住了
02:26叫他自己来生
02:28疼死他
02:30听说国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢
02:32这事要是弄成了
02:34妇女才算彻底解放
02:36一胎十月
02:38然后产钱 侧切 抛斧
02:40动刀子缝针一胯上
02:42女人受的罪
02:44让她们也试上一回
02:46以后世界也就公平了
02:48太感谢了
02:50太感谢了
02:52太感谢了
02:53来来来
02:54喝喝喝
02:55对不起
02:56毕超还说是个女的
02:57可你们给弄出个男的
02:59真是天无绝人之路
03:01大家都高兴
03:04同志
03:05谁接的声
03:06脖子好看
03:08这是第一块
03:11这是第二块
03:14正配正配
03:16像天仙一样
03:17你们家
03:20多水灵
03:21给灵啊
03:45姐 给我
03:46给我
03:47给我
03:48给我
03:49给我
03:50给我
03:51给我
03:52流血
03:53好了
03:54还没锻炼呢
03:55B
04:035秒
04:0910秒
04:1515秒
04:19Don't tell时间
04:20出现了
04:23没到
04:26好了 吃饭
04:32吃什么饭呀
04:35麵包 鸡汁 牛奶
04:37
04:40我还没刷牙呢
04:41你又忘了
04:42先吃饭后刷牙
04:47落过书屋的时候
04:48把这个还给里长尾
04:50You can't do it.
04:52I'll give you a quick break.
04:54I'll give you a quick break.
04:56Really?
05:02Let's go.
05:06If you have a quick break, you can really go.
05:08I said that you have to be a good one.
05:10I'm going to be a good one.
05:12I'm going to be a good one.
05:14I'm going to be a good one.
05:16I'm going to be a good one.
05:18I'm going to be a good one.
05:20Not really good.
05:22It's an oldiness.
05:24It's just clinical.
05:26I thought it was a good one.
05:28That's not medical.
05:30Even some medical information.
05:32It's a total of doctors.
05:34No way.
05:36Even the whole thing to kind of talk to her.
05:38She's so angry.
05:40That's a good one.
05:42That's a good one.
05:44Do you need a lawyer?
05:46Let's go.
06:16Let's go.
06:17Eight years ago.
06:18Where are you from?
06:19I'm going to go.
06:23Let's go.
06:24Let's go.
06:41I'm going to get you.
06:42Why don't you go?
06:46Sorry.
06:47I'm not supposed to.
06:48I'm going to get you.
06:53Let's go.
06:56Don't worry.
06:57Don't worry.
06:58Don't worry.
06:59Don't worry.
07:00Don't worry.
07:01Don't worry.
07:02Here is the evening.
07:03I can't see you.
07:05I'm going to get you down here.
07:07Don't worry.
07:08I'll send you home.
07:18Don't worry, I'll pay you.
07:21Don't worry, I'll pay you.
07:38Don't worry, I'll pay you.
07:46I'm going to go.
07:49Don't worry.
08:08Don't worry.
08:23Don't worry.
08:24Don't let me go.
08:36Let me go!
08:38Let me go!
08:40Let me go!
08:44Let me go!
08:54Let me go!
09:24Let me go!
09:26Let me go!
09:28Let me go!
09:30Let me go!
09:32Let me go!
09:52What kind of sound?
09:54What kind of sound?
09:56What kind of sound?
09:58What kind of sound?
10:28Let me go!
10:30Let me go!
10:32Let me go!
10:34Let me go!
10:36Let me go!
10:38Let me go!
10:44Let me go!
10:46Let me go!
10:48Let me go!
10:50What kind of sound?
10:52What kind of sound?
10:54It's not a good thing!
10:56You can't look at a good book!
10:58What kind of book?
11:00Good book!
11:02Good book!
11:04The book!
11:06The book!
11:10The book!
11:16The book!
11:18What kind of book!
11:20How about the book!
11:22What kind of book!
11:24How many books?
11:27I'm going to play a car.
11:29Who's going to play a car?
11:31It's a car. I don't know who's going to play a car.
11:34Where's the car?
11:36I'm going to play a car.
11:38You still think I'm going to play a little bit, right?
11:41If you look at our family's house,
11:44I'm going to kill you.
11:56I'm going to play a car.
12:26I'm going to play a car.
12:56I'm going to play a car.
13:26I'm going to play a car.
13:29I'm going to play a car.
13:31I'll be there.
13:32I'm going to play a car.
13:33I'm going to play a car.
13:35I don't know. I'm so tired.
13:37I can't see anything.
13:39I don't know.
13:42Just stop.
13:43Let's go.
13:44Let's go.
13:50Stop.
13:51Stop.
13:52Stop.
14:05Stop.
14:20停,停,停,停.
14:23女人在受到袭击的时候,
14:26应该是歇此地离了
14:28有多大劲,重多大劲
14:29玩命函,懂吗?
14:32好,再来一次
14:34Bye,DIY!
14:35Do you want me to bring me the produce?
14:41Stop it!
14:46What did you do?
14:47Let me go.
14:49Why did you come here?
14:51You are the主角, so I let him play with me.
14:55I find my brother.
14:56He told me these are the most famous book.
14:59They were rubberized 200 books and They had no idea.
15:01They didn't know how he'd record.
15:02再说 这种书都是一传十十传百
15:05也不一定就是罪犯买的
15:09我哥心里也挺难受的
15:11我问他话都不爱理我
15:14清清 我哥是真对你好
15:27这本一条来自北方的色狼
15:30这本怪胎 揭开
15:35你要不要拿来
15:38好 你钱正好
15:40这本书都是畅销全世界的
15:49这本书都是畅销全世界的
16:01这本书都是畅销全世界的
16:04这本书多钱呢
16:06一块二
16:07一块二
16:08怎么样
16:09这么贵
16:10这还贵
16:11这多厚啊这书
16:12两面全是彩色的
16:14走 给你钱
16:15要不要
16:20清清
16:22你把这招牌换了去
16:27你换不换
16:32这招牌有什么关系
16:34这招牌
16:37我找个麦
16:41清醒
16:43大家
16:45清醒
16:46你别这样
16:47你有话跟我说
16:48我的书
16:50清醒
16:52你等会
16:53你先别生气
16:54我跟你说
16:55我跟你慢慢说
16:56清醒
16:57大家
16:58这怎么回事
16:59他把我书死了
17:00对不起
17:01我可是交了钱
17:02他们家出点事
17:03心里不太痛快
17:04心里不痛快也不能死我书
17:05这怎么办呢
17:06我给你换一本
17:07你看 这本怎么样
17:08对不起
17:09对不起
17:10对不起
17:11再见 改日再来
17:13改日再来
17:28改日再来
17:43撕什么呀
17:45你把火就完了
17:52我陪你
17:55全是几百个书摊
17:58你撕得完吗
18:08纳粹分子
18:09纳粹分子
18:18四十年后
18:19照样被抓起来
18:20上脚架
18:21纳粹分子
18:22纳粹分子
18:23纳粹分子
18:24纳粹分子
18:25纳粹分子
18:26纳粹分子
18:27纳粹分子
18:28纳粹分子
18:29纳粹分子
18:30纳粹分子
18:31纳粹分子
18:32纳粹分子
18:33纳粹分子
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18:35纳粹分子
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18:40纳粹分子
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18:47纳粹分子
18:48I don't know what that's.
18:50I don't know what that's.
18:52It's a little more.
18:54It's an ear to even hold it.
18:56It would be an ankle.
19:00It's a little more.
19:02It's a big taste.
19:04It's hard to see,
19:06only I don't know.
19:08And I don't know the difference.
19:10I don't know why she was too late.
19:12You've got to go to school.
19:14You know,
19:16Do you know them?
19:46Do you know them?
20:16Do you know them?
20:46Do you know them?
21:16Do you know them?
21:18Do you know them?
21:20Do you know them?
21:50Do you know them?
21:52Do you know them?
21:54Yes.
21:56Do you know them?
22:02Do you know them?
22:04Do you know them?
22:08Do you know them?
22:10Do you know them?
22:14Do you know them?
22:16Do you know them?
22:20Do you know them?
22:22Do you know them?
22:24Do you know them?
22:26Do you know them?
22:28Do you know them?
22:30Do you know them?
22:32Do you know them?
22:34Do you know them?
22:36Do you know them?
22:38Do you know them?
22:40Do you know them?
22:42Do you know them?
22:44Do you know them?
22:46Do you know them?
22:48Do you know them?
22:50Do you know them?
22:52Do you know them?
22:54Do you know them?
22:56Do you know them?
22:58Do you know them?
22:59Do you know them?
23:00Do you know them?
23:01Do you know them?
23:02Do you know them?
23:03Do you know them?
23:04Do you know them?
23:05I'm going to have all the other girls here.
23:15I'm going to move my left.
23:19Go to the left.
23:23Go to the left.
23:26Go to the left.
23:29Go to the left.
23:30You can do it yourself.
23:52How much do you spend a month?
23:53About three months.
23:54The money is already back.
23:56I can't take your car, so you can have a nice car.
24:02I'm going to take care of you.
24:04Oh, I like this.
24:06That's how you wear it.
24:08I have to wear it as a dress.
24:11You're better than your own.
24:13You can't get your car.
24:15Who is telling you not to leave.
24:17You're always going to sell for a second.
24:20You're not going to do that.
24:22You can't pay for a man.
24:25I'm sorry.
24:27I'll be here.
24:29I'm sorry.
24:31You're gonna be able to get me out of it.
24:33I can't wait for the rest of you.
24:35You can say I'm going to be lost.
24:37What a problem.
24:39Just play a play.
24:41Just play a play.
24:43A play?
24:45Who play?
24:47I'm a father.
24:49I'm a brother.
24:50I'm a brother.
24:51Why do you kill me?
24:53I don't know.
25:23没那么多钱
25:25到时候我帮你搞辆车
25:27一个月四五百吧
25:29真的
25:30那我搞上一两年
25:33也能给我孙子买家钢琴了
25:36差不多
25:36如今兴这个
25:38报告队长
25:42拉西
25:43憋不住了
25:45听见没有
25:46起码是二进宫了
25:47真憋不住了
25:49走走走
25:49等我一会儿啊
25:51
25:51老爸
25:56你把零件再不买回来
25:58这活可没法干了
25:59你跟我说顶个屁用
26:01银行说咱们的支票都透支了
26:05我看咱们这摊子没准头了
26:09来 主爷
26:12给 歇会
26:16把油盆子盖上
26:20
26:23老板就是不大对劲
26:29他俩肯定排着还没清
26:31那算什么
26:33老板让公安局给传去了
26:35回娘家了
26:37搞不好又要抓人了
26:39弄不好是小教堂那档子事
26:43什么事
26:44什么事把一个十来岁的小女孩子给闹了
26:48听说还是司机给开车骗去的
26:52避养的 抓住这块就直接避
26:55一个这个
26:56一个小偷
26:58加两个千斤的都加小鞋
27:01我那可是带伴的
27:03你跟你老夫闹了三个月
27:05八神是你小的造的捏吧
27:08我造你小姨子的捏我
27:09别捏别捏
27:13捏坏了
27:14您要不成小弟子来
27:15过去生男生女被认为是女人单方面的事情
27:23这显然是一种封建迷信
27:26实际上生男生女是不以人的意志为转移的
27:31好 同学们 还有什么问题吗
27:34报告
27:35起立
27:37杨老师 你的说法过时了
27:39这是讲义上写的
27:42那就是讲义过时了
27:44黄晓琳同学
27:48你发明了什么新观点
27:51不是我发明的
27:52是书上写的
27:54写的什么
27:56能念念吗
27:57不好意思
27:58没关系
28:00让同学们了解了解新观点也好嘛
28:04瑞典医学博士本格哈利森的研究表明
28:10人类控制后代性别的前景已经在望
28:13众所周知
28:14决定性别是染色体XY与XX
28:19这两种精子游动速度寿命
28:21有很大差异
28:23另外
28:23女性分泌物的PH值
28:26对这两种精子的活力与寿命
28:29也构成不同程度的影响
28:32比如说
28:33卵子处于等候状态
28:34携带XY染色体的精子先到达
28:37则生难可能性较大
28:39如精子处于等候状态
28:41携带XX精子
28:43因寿命较长 则生女可能性较大
28:47华晓琳 你就是XY了
28:49是啊
28:50你也是
28:52所以排卵的时机很重要
28:56也可以说 寿经的时机更重要
29:00我才不怕呢
29:04出了愿意跟她离婚
29:05这孩子真咬
29:08跟她发一模一样
29:10一怀上孕
29:12家里人就像甜鸭子一样
29:14恨不得孩子比猪还胖
29:15结果胖子生不下来
29:17不是难缠就是大出血
29:19自己跟自己过不去
29:26清清 你是不是不舒服
29:32刚才多危险
29:38干咱们这行的
29:40一进产房就是两条人命
29:43可不敢马虎
29:48天琪 你把我全调成后野班
29:52你别老想着那件事
29:54其实懒懒只要神经系统不出问题
29:57心理上不落毛病
29:58就不影响将来结婚生孩子
30:01再说以后的年轻人
30:03也不会在乎这事的
30:05我记得一本杂志上提到过这个问题
30:09我想想是在谁那儿看见的
30:13清清
30:17冷冷
30:18冷冷
30:20冷冷
30:22你怎么不回家呀
30:23待会儿再走
30:24冷冷
30:26冷冷
30:27冷冷
30:28冷冷
30:39冷冷
30:40你干嘛去
30:41冷冷
30:42冷冷
30:43你干嘛去
30:44冷冷
30:45冷冷
30:46You can't go home, it's dangerous, I'll send you to you.
30:50You can't go home, it's dangerous, I'll send you to you.
30:55What kind of thing? I'm going to get rid of you.
30:59Here you go.
31:01I'll send you to you.
31:03This is pretty expensive.
31:04And you're going to sell it.
31:06This is he sent you to you?
31:08I don't want to buy other things.
31:13Here you go.
31:15Yes, it's not here.
31:17It's here for me.
31:19You're right.
31:21You'll be waiting for me.
31:23I'll go home with him.
31:25Here you go.
31:27You're not going to sell it.
31:29You're not going to sell it.
31:32You're going to sell it.
31:36I'm going to be a member.
31:38I'm going to show you.
31:40You're not going to sell it.
31:42You're not going to sell it.
31:44I'm not going to sell it.
31:45I'm not going to sell it.
31:47I'm not going to sell it.
31:48You're not going to sell it.
31:49What are you doing?
31:50I'm going to sell it.
31:51The advice is he's been able to sell it.
31:54The advice is to make me so much.
31:56I'm afraid.
31:57It's the same.
31:58It's just so cute.
32:00I'm not going to enjoy it.
32:01I'm not going to sell it.
32:03Don't you dare to lie to me.
32:10This one.
32:16This one is broken.
32:33Do you want to see it?
32:39Let's look at it.
32:48The New Year of the 18th century.
32:49This is the best for you.
32:51It's the best for you.
32:52This is good for you.
32:56Healthy.
33:03This is the best for you.
33:09Let's go.
33:11Let's go.
33:13Let's go.
33:16Let's go.
33:22Let's go.
33:26The doctor is coming together?
33:31What are you doing?
33:32The doctor is paying for you.
33:34I have made some depreciation.
33:36I'll take it off.
33:39I've been doing a hundred and three of the pictures.
33:42Let me ask him to take the opportunity to get the Port of the Land.
33:44That's the sign-up.
33:46This will not be enough for me.
33:48There are some past few years,
33:50but they are not going to leave the hair and clothes.
33:53So.
33:54I'll do it with the port of the Land.
33:56You can email us.
33:57Take the power to him.
33:58You do need to meet him.
34:00You say it's a joke, it's not a joke.
34:04You need to do something like that.
34:08You have a child, you know.
34:11If I'm a father, I don't want you to take a child.
34:15Right?
34:16He doesn't want us to take a child.
34:20He wants to take a child.
34:23I know.
34:24I can't hear them.
34:26If you take a child, you'll get hurt.
34:29But I don't need a child.
34:32He gets hurt so much.
34:34In the meantime, we'll not do it.
34:37You don't have a device.
34:40What's the whole point?
34:41Let's leave a car to him.
34:43What's your fault?
34:44What?
34:46What are you talking about?
34:47A few days in this town I injured a car.
34:49He went to a car to the car and ran.
34:53There he died in the car.
34:54He wasn't shut down.
34:56He's like that's right.
34:57哎 犯人可是在作案 又不是在出公差 他能把杂志忘在车上 就不能忘了拉手闸
35:06当然不能肯定 我是有那种感觉 不大对头 哎 破案又不是在感觉 是在范围
35:14你总不能来一次人人大过关吧 哎 你这案子还算有个范围 我那连点线索都没有
35:21我这也是瞎说 添点水吧 嗯 不用
35:26如果他硬带你走 你去不去
35:29我和你一块儿去
35:30我不能去 我得找那个人
35:33姐姐
35:33
35:34楠楠 你怎么学得吞吞吐吐的 有话就说
35:39我 我又看见那个人了
35:42
35:43就是那天晚上那个男的
35:46在哪儿 什么时候
35:48我刚才来的时候 他就在那儿
35:52他往哪儿去了
35:53他就从这儿走了
35:55你看清没有
35:59好像是
36:01你怎么不去叫李常伟啊
36:05我听你说过 你看不上他
36:08那你 为什么不看人
36:13我 我害怕
36:15笨蛋
36:16你活该倒霉
36:18姐姐
36:19你过来
36:36坐下
36:40哥 又出钱了
36:44今天晚上 小教堂出了档子事儿
36:50公安局传我了
36:51幸亏有三个人可以证明
36:53好汉做事一人当
36:58那事是我干的
36:59还真是你干的
37:02我真怀疑
37:07你是不是
37:08你打败输了钱
37:15拿我擦什么气
37:17
37:17什么女人不能搞
37:20非干这号丧天良的事儿
37:23就你这号鸡脑子
37:25进了监狱也是睡马桶的料
37:27你还敢穿这身衣服去逛马路
37:33你倒是挺为警察想的
37:36脱落 全脱落
37:38倒汽油 烧着去
37:40哥 这新买的
37:41你少废话
37:43换上
37:44把鞋脱落 也一块烧了
37:51拉扯你长大
37:55养了个畜生
37:57哥 你不是说劝赌不劝嫖吗
38:01我善了你
38:03再打我个伎俩
38:04这个人还在
38:10就更危险
38:12隔两天
38:15你跟你妈到上海去躲躲
38:17等把罪犯抓着了
38:18你再回来
38:19是不是
38:21他们要是欺负你
38:23你就给妈妈写信
38:24要不会写
38:26就找你舅舅写也行
38:27别说是他这么小孩
38:29就是我们这些大人
38:30见了王明图谁不怕
38:32谁不怕
38:33我就亲眼看见过
38:35光天化夜之下
38:36拿了刀就捅着受决
38:38周围没人敢坑一声的
38:40到学校
38:42跟那些同学
38:43谁也别斗气
38:44只管好好学习
38:47祸从天降
38:49将来怎么动
38:51谁也没办法
38:52每天放学回来
38:54先把书
38:55我看
38:57只有
38:58将来他长大
38:59再结了婚
39:00他就明白了
39:02人啊
39:04不忘掉的事
39:05就没法活下去
39:08不要能忘了兰兰这事
39:10活着就不算人了
39:11行了行了
39:12抓罪犯的是公安局的事
39:13就根本不是你的事
39:14蓝蓝是公安局生的
39:16是你公安局养大的
39:18行行行
39:19别让蓝蓝听见
39:21蓝蓝蓝给姐姐再见
39:24Okay.
39:26Okay.
39:28Come on.
39:30Come on.
39:32Okay.
39:34Come on.
39:40I got your car, and I'm back.
39:51Come on.
39:56Come on.
40:02Come on.
40:03Come on.
40:08您是否便宜,您是否会有关心?
40:13您是否会有关心?
40:16老涛,快点,请把兰诺给拉走了
40:19您是否把兰诺给拉走了
40:21您从你上面给拉走
40:23您担心?
40:25您快点,快点
40:26车员, 7号,中下铺
40:27两个行李,你帮我照一下
40:29谢谢,快点,少说
40:31行李在底下,两个东西,两个箭
40:33拜托
40:38您呀,从小就任性,亲亲我跟你母亲… 来来睡了
40:39亲亲,我跟你母亲,来来睡了,你看亲亲那年你赶我们走,硬要留下来带着妹妹自己过,闹得死去活来,我们拗不过你,也觉得问心有愧,就医了你。
40:59I'm going to leave, and take my sister to go.
41:01I'm going to die and die.
41:03If we don't want you,
41:05I'm going to die.
41:07I'm going to heal you.
41:09Actually,
41:11you don't want to kill me.
41:13You don't want to kill me.
41:15What are you doing?
41:22When I got a doctor,
41:24you and I will go to the hospital for dinner.
41:28You don't want to kill me.
41:31You don't want to kill me.
41:33I'll have to kill you.
41:35I'll have to kill you.
41:37I can't kill you.
41:39You're not going to die.
41:41You're not going to die.
41:43I'll still go with my sister.
41:45You will have to go to the hospital.
41:49I can contact me with my sister.
41:51I'll follow me.
41:53She can go to the hospital.
41:55You want to go to the hospital?
41:57She's young.
42:00I'll have to kill you.
42:02She won't help me.
42:04She won't kill me.
42:05She won't.
42:06She won't kill me.
42:07She won't do it.
42:08She won't kill me.
42:10What if you are now a man who is so evil?
42:12What if you are not a man who is欺负?
42:14What if you are going to do?
42:15I'm going to kill you.
42:17The name is going to kill you.
42:19You know what it is?
42:21What if you are going to do?
42:22Why are you going to get a place for a good environment?
42:24What kind of environment?
42:26I don't know if you are going to kill me.
42:29You're not going to kill me.
42:31I'm going to kill you.
42:34I'm not going to cry.
42:36I'm going to cry.
42:37I'm going to die.
42:39But what could I do?
42:42I think, it's a good thing, I don't want to get beat.
42:48I'll take a while.
42:50I love my baby.
42:52I thought it was a good thing for his wife.
42:54To take a nap for her, I thought he was a sick one.
43:00Then I should do a good thing.
43:03Who is this?
43:04Who's this?
43:05Who's the guy?
43:06Who is this guy?
43:07She's gonna be clear.
43:08I'm going to ask you
43:10You're going to do it for your child?
43:12This is a good thing.
43:13How can the child be done?
43:15How can the child be done?
43:16This is my cause.
43:17This is your marriage.
43:19Okay.
43:20You can't tell me why I'm going to leave.
43:24Why should I leave?
43:25You can't say it.
43:26You're going to talk to me.
43:27You're going to talk to me.
43:29You're going to go.
43:31I'm going to go.
43:38I'm going to turn over.
43:41I'm going to go.
43:43There it is.
43:46You're going to go.
43:4710 minutes later,
43:49I'll stop like getting ready for your child.
43:51Okay, let's see another one.
43:53Oh!
43:54Oh!
43:55Oh no!
43:56Let's go!
43:57Oh!
43:58Oh!
43:59Oh!
44:00That was easy!
44:02Oh!
44:03Oh!
44:05Oh!
44:06Oh!
44:07Oh!

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