- 5 months ago
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Who is this?
00:08:28Of Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:10Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:20Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:52No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is, like, a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's go for a damn.
00:13:38Let's go for a damn.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them!
00:14:34Ah!
00:14:36Come to her party now.
00:14:38You take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke!
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:56Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:00What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:22Harper literally just fell.
00:15:23I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:50...to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:34I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:36You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:40You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:53God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:23You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:53Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the?
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09Rule number three.
00:20:13So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:32Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52Ah!
00:21:10How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:38You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:47Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Back with my head.
00:22:01Give me some time.
00:22:04It's like a while.
00:22:06Back with my head.
00:22:07You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:53It says her location's here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Hmm, nope.
00:22:59Harper's my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art.
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30eines.
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39Camera is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your
00:24:51throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:05Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:11Well, guess what?
00:26:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with the professor?
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:00Maria, no.
00:27:01Ew.
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:28The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So, that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Tell him.
00:28:30Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:33Popcorn, check.
00:28:35The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:19Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's...
00:29:29Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:50How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:43What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:03Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:33I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55I'm not anymore.
00:31:57And you can go into her as well if they never loved you.
00:31:59Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:13It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:23You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:50Busy.
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:59Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:18Lose my number.
00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:48She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Kid.
00:33:57Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:09Stay.
00:34:14Damn it, Harper.
00:34:15I'm coming for you.
00:34:26I'm coming for you.
00:34:42Come.
00:34:43you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:01oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:10his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:18hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:35:31angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:35:36let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that
00:35:43that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:50you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:55is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:04what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:17i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:25well that's what i'll do
00:36:47so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:02i swear i've done my best
00:37:26I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55Uh, that's not.
00:38:02No underwear.
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you gonna do?
00:38:17Punishing.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:25I don't know.
00:38:29You don't know me?
00:38:30I don't know.
00:38:33You don't know me?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46And so you do your worst.
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:51I'm sorry.
00:39:06I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:09Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:25Oh!
00:39:36Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:56Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:02Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:12Like... BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:17Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:37if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42Stop messing with that.
00:40:43You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else you're going to will your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:05I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps.
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:33Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Leave me alone.
00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:06I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:14Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:16This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:26You fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me. Show me!
00:42:38Let go of me!
00:42:40There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46We all have time for this.
00:42:48You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:51That's not happening.
00:42:53Ever.
00:42:55Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:59We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:04It's not a threat.
00:43:06It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19It's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:29Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:33You are gonna regret that you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:42And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:45You okay?
00:43:46Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:47She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:48Stop it!
00:43:49You're gonna kill him.
00:43:50Good.
00:43:51He's not worth it.
00:43:52Let's go.
00:43:53If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:43:54I promise.
00:43:55Let's go.
00:43:56Let's go.
00:43:57LEANY
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:09He's not worth it.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:27Fuck
00:44:40Chris, you almost killed him
00:44:43Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:57You're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:24So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now?
00:45:27Hmm
00:45:27Let's see who you are
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:45:54So yes
00:45:55We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:45:59I'm gonna throw up
00:46:12Breathe
00:46:16And do this
00:46:19And do this
00:46:19I'm right here
00:46:33I'm right here
00:46:47Don't focus on the water
00:46:49Just look at me
00:46:51It's not hard to do
00:46:58It's okay, it's okay
00:47:12It's me
00:47:12I got you
00:47:13It's okay
00:47:15It's okay
00:47:16You're fine
00:47:22You're fine, Harper
00:47:24Just breathe
00:47:31Just keep breathing
00:47:32How are you feeling?
00:47:36Fine
00:47:44Just insanely distracted
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready
00:47:56I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:47:59I thought you didn't make those
00:48:04What?
00:48:09Oh my god
00:48:10Oh my god
00:48:12You're talking about swimming
00:48:13You're talking about swimming
00:48:17What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwired
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwired
00:48:55What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out
00:49:00You're okay
00:49:01You're okay
00:49:03Sorry
00:49:04Sorry
00:49:05You're right
00:49:07You did amazing
00:49:11You're just going to get better and better
00:49:14Why do you do this?
00:49:16It's okay
00:49:19We'll try again tomorrow
00:49:22Just kiss me
00:49:23Your dad won't like this
00:49:27Don't think about him
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me
00:49:30If you want me, then kiss me
00:49:35I don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper
00:49:40Just say you don't want me
00:49:42Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me
00:50:01You're going to get hurt
00:50:02I really like him
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first
00:50:21Inside
00:50:22With our minds
00:50:23Not our crosses
00:50:23Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease
00:50:27I just care about you
00:50:28So you are a grandpa
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid
00:50:33Come on, let's go inside
00:50:38No, I need a moment to pull off
00:50:42I'm going to shower
00:50:45Harper
00:50:56Harper
00:50:56What are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately
00:51:09Running a daycare
00:51:11Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:14Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Elena Kaufman
00:51:22The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries
00:51:24I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you
00:51:31He might be sexy
00:51:33But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart
00:51:36Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger
00:51:39Like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:41Oh, honey
00:51:43I go where I want
00:51:45Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:48You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is
00:51:55Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:10I'm surprised
00:52:11Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:15Just all around
00:52:17Not intense enough for him
00:52:21Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh
00:52:33I mean, look at you
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper
00:52:38You're out of your league, kid
00:52:41Don't call me that
00:52:42You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind
00:52:51Handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:53Choke you out
00:52:55None of that
00:52:56Kissing
00:52:57Pillow talk
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:02Because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:04He'll be bored of you
00:53:08And meek
00:53:09He actually lives here
00:53:11With me
00:53:12You're a skank
00:53:14Help me, I can't swim
00:53:25Help, help, I can't swim
00:53:31Harper, Harper
00:53:45Help
00:53:47Smile for Tim
00:53:49Get out, Leslie
00:53:50Please don't
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot
00:53:54That's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:58Harper
00:54:24Harper, no, come on
00:54:41Harper
00:54:49Harper
00:54:51Breathe, breathe, breathe
00:54:54It's okay, I got you
00:54:55You're sick
00:54:56You're sick
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die
00:54:59I thought I was gonna die
00:55:01You're okay, just breathe
00:55:03Just breathe
00:55:04You're safe now
00:55:06You're sick
00:55:06Way to downgrade, Chris
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck
00:55:11But she can't even swim
00:55:12It's pathetic
00:55:13Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm
00:55:15Harper could never homewreck us, Malala
00:55:19Hmm
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous
00:55:31She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck
00:55:36I don't love you
00:55:48And you almost killed Harper
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine, stop overreacting, baby
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:15And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No
00:56:31I'm telling you
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about
00:56:35Get out of here
00:56:39Wait
00:56:40Please, don't
00:56:42I'll do anything, please
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:45Ah
00:56:46Ah
00:56:47Ah
00:56:48Ah
00:56:50Ah
00:56:52Ah
00:56:53Ah
00:56:54Ah
00:56:55Ah
00:56:56Ah
00:56:57Ah
00:56:58Ah
00:56:58Ah
00:56:58Ah
00:56:59Oh
00:57:00Wait
00:57:00No
00:57:01Wait
00:57:01Wait
00:57:03Oh
00:57:03Ah
00:57:04Ah
00:57:04Ah
00:57:04Ah
00:57:05Ah
00:57:07Ah
00:57:07Ah
00:57:07Ah
00:57:08Ah
00:57:08Ah
00:57:11Ah
00:57:11Ah
00:57:16Ah
00:57:21Sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper
00:57:23She will not bother you again
00:57:27Ah
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:57She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that...
00:58:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:27That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:34You'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:41That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16You're saying?
00:59:39Yay!
00:59:40What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:51You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not true.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:40I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:07You need to eat.
01:01:10No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:30You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:32What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:51Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:54Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:02I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:17Nope.
01:02:18I need never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:39And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:03:02Wow.
01:03:02How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:08We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:30Whoops.
01:03:31I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:50Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:55Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:18I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:01That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Now, ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31the guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I will.
01:05:49Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I will.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17You really don't.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:19Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:28You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:45Here's $2,000.
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:31You can't, please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor!
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no!
01:07:44Oh!
01:07:50I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:56Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:09Why, um, I...
01:08:11This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go!
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this!
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:17I mean, I...
01:09:20I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:27show you how much I want you.
01:09:44Blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:52Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:13Why'd we stop?
01:10:15We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:22And I'll wait for you.
01:10:28I'll wait for that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:39Hello, earth to Harper.
01:10:42You need to look at this.
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:50No.
01:10:51No.
01:10:51That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look.
01:10:54You've got the guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:10:58Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:05I need to talk to him.
01:11:07Okay.
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:17Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:25Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:16Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
01:12:44A trap?
01:12:45What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter.
01:13:15You should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first...
01:13:28You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:32Is that Tep's a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:40Do we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:44Should we make him watch?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:56Are you ready to see your old friend die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:03I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:19That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:28What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:31What?
01:14:33Can't talk without you, the bodyguards?
01:14:34Let me go! I... I... I'll leave all the...
01:14:38I already told you once. You should've listened to me then.
01:14:40what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i'll leave already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:06are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:27chris i put you in in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:03no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:09but deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:17chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad
01:16:24you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:34if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:16:44i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:49with my god damn life
01:16:54you remember my instructions
01:17:11i will cry in the morning but i can't breathe
01:17:17you know what i came here for throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:23kissing me goodnight it's just one of my life
01:17:25yes daddy
01:17:26you tell me
01:17:29say it
01:17:31yes daddy
01:17:33tell me to go
01:17:35i always stay
01:17:37i want you to beg for it
01:17:39i want you
01:17:43to fuck me
01:17:45stop teasing
01:17:57i want you now
01:17:59what you looking for
01:18:01you might find what you looking for
01:18:05daddy
01:18:07say it
01:18:09or i'll punish you
01:18:11don't stop daddy
01:18:23are you sure about that
01:18:45one more
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:01you can either uncuff me
01:19:03or fuck me
01:19:05or fuck me
01:19:07you
01:19:09you
01:19:11you
01:19:13you
01:19:15you
01:19:17you
01:19:19you
01:19:20you
01:19:21you
01:19:22know i'm dangerous
01:19:24rich
01:19:25or
01:19:26rich
01:19:27or
01:19:28do you
01:19:29worst
01:19:30daddy
01:19:32i
01:19:34step away
01:19:36from your heart
01:19:38it's too late
01:19:40to get by
01:19:42from yesterday
01:19:44once i start
01:19:52and not stop it
01:19:54i thought
01:19:58you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:00you're different
01:20:04you're different
01:20:06you're different
01:20:20ready for round five
01:20:22ready for round five
01:20:24stop it i'm sore
01:20:26now let me out
01:20:28now let me out so i can go pee
01:20:30what if i don't
01:20:34what is that crap it's my dad
01:20:36honey you home
01:20:38dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:40stop
01:20:44i told you i was busy
01:20:46this
01:20:48is my home
01:20:50if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:20:52okay i will
01:20:54can you get out
01:21:08i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:14no please keep them covered
01:21:16i want to give a speech
01:21:18and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:20i get nervous when i open up
01:21:23you literally carry around a gun
01:21:25but
01:21:26whatever
01:21:27just get on with it
01:21:29what i do for a living
01:21:32the not so legal part
01:21:35it's
01:21:36dangerous for me to
01:21:38let people into my life
01:21:40and for me to be
01:21:43vulnerable
01:21:45yeah
01:21:47but i knew
01:21:48when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:21:52you're like a magnet harper
01:21:54and i want to be around you
01:21:57forever
01:21:59so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:10i'm moving you in there
01:22:14as a graduation present
01:22:17and also i love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:24only if you want to
01:22:28either way
01:22:30the apartment's yours
01:22:32are you serious?
01:22:34what's wrong?
01:22:35it's a tacky?
01:22:37it's a tacky?
01:22:39i liked it i thought
01:22:40deal!
01:22:46but on one condition one friend
01:22:49which is?
01:22:50you have to move in there with me
01:22:54deal
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