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Love Island UK S12 E52
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00:09Previously on Love Island.
00:16Here you go, come to my mind.
00:20What, her name?
00:22Jasmine and Phil.
00:23Oh no.
00:24This is not good.
00:25Family fallout.
00:26I apologise for my behaviour towards your daughter.
00:30Your brother and sister, they don't like me.
00:32He's gone quite over there.
00:33You should be all day out.
00:37How was it with your mother and sister?
00:38I don't think they saw it when we were God either.
00:41Declarations.
00:43Honestly, I do love you.
00:45You do.
00:48And old issues resurfaced.
00:51Harry and Shakira.
00:52Harry might want to wife's up again.
00:53You better than that.
00:54Which couple is the most fake?
00:56Yeah.
00:57Blue and Helena.
00:58I think that's a cop up.
00:59Meg and Dee.
01:00There's been many situations where you two have not been friends to me.
01:02Tony and Cash.
01:03Shakira and Harry.
01:04Shakira, you made some very heartful comments to me.
01:07You want to get personal.
01:08I love you.
01:09Tonight.
01:10I would never speak to you on the outside.
01:11I honestly can't stand you sometimes.
01:12I can't stand you.
01:13The divide.
01:14I still don't care.
01:15I'm glad you don't care.
01:16Gross.
01:17Gross.
01:18So much for my peace treaty.
01:19Me and her are not friends.
01:20Wider.
01:21When are we ever going to get a break from this?
01:22He had his fun.
01:23He got away with all of it.
01:24When have you had my last?
01:25When have you had my last?
01:26I don't care.
01:27I don't care.
01:28I don't care.
01:29I don't care.
01:30I don't care.
01:31I don't care.
01:32I don't care.
01:33I don't care.
01:34I don't care.
01:35I'm glad you don't care.
01:36Gross.
01:37So much for my peace treaty.
01:38Me and her are not friends.
01:39Wider.
01:40The Islanders are playing everyone's favourite game, Couple Goals.
02:01And if you want to play Couple Goals at home with your mates, it's simple.
02:05All you need are mini blackboards, chalk and a group of friends you don't want to talk to ever again.
02:16Which couple couldn't handle someone sliding into their partner's DMs?
02:22That's a good one.
02:23That's a good one.
02:24That's a good one.
02:25That was going to be funny.
02:28Can I vote for myself?
02:30Yes.
02:31You do think.
02:32I don't want to use that bullet yet.
02:37Save that one for a good one.
02:43So we've gone for Tony and Cash.
02:49I think after yesterday's visit from everyone's mums, I think it's safe to say Cash is going to have a bit of a tension.
02:55And Tony, girl, I think you can be very protective and I think that's a good trick.
03:03We're closing DMs down until further notice. Thank you.
03:06We've said Meg and Dee. I feel like before coming in here, I watched part of your journey and Meg's very protective of Dee.
03:15Like, no matter what situation, you're only going to be protective of what you want.
03:20Thanks, Cash. I'll take that.
03:22So we have also gone with Meg and Dijon.
03:25I feel like someone's siding in. Dijon's DMs might cause a mini crash out.
03:30But nothing you can't handle.
03:32We chose Meg and Dijon.
03:34DMs are going to get to her a little bit.
03:37Shakira and Harry. From past experiences when I was in a couple with Shakira, she didn't take too kindly to me flirting with other people.
03:49On Harry's side, I think in here, he's used to getting his own way.
03:53So, yeah, I'd just be interested to see how that happened out, but it was more as Shakira said.
03:57I think I've personally never been a DM'er and it's actually one of the red flags when someone, if a girl DMs me first.
04:04So, I've never replied to a girl DM'ing me first.
04:08Do you want the medal?
04:10I don't think it would be an issue.
04:12All right.
04:17So, we have gone for Jamie and Yaz.
04:20I know what Jamie's like. I know he can be protective, which I think is a good thing.
04:25But I know you can handle it well.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Connor and Megan.
04:30Just because, yeah, I think that when Megan leaves, she's going to get a lot of attention and I feel like she could have a few celebs in her DMs as well.
04:43Which couple is playing it safe?
04:46So, we've gone for Ty and Angel. You've not had any tests. Safe. It's all good, sir.
05:00I don't really think it's a bad thing.
05:01We also chose Ty and Angel. I think Angel had a little bit of a different experience than the rest of us, just coming in and picking her number one choice, who happened to be somewhat of a friendship couple at the time.
05:12So, I guess we could call that a safe choice.
05:16We picked Yaz and Jamie. Before Casa, Yaz was in a solid couple. It could have been a safer option to go for Yaz. Jamie went straight in there from the offset.
05:28I don't personally agree. I feel like I've come in here and Yaz was the person that I set my eyes on.
05:37If anything, I was the one that kind of pounced on him initially.
05:40You didn't have a choice. Yeah, you didn't have a choice.
05:43It starts to start like, I just think it could be seen that way, do you know what I mean?
05:47Yeah.
05:48We picked Connor and Megan. I think, Megan, you've obviously come in here and picked up where things left off with Connor.
05:55So, I think maybe it could be seen as, like, Connor was your safest option, I guess.
06:00Fair enough.
06:03We picked Yaz and Jamie. For Jamie, I think, yeah, coming in, Yaz wasn't in that strong of a couple.
06:11I know you said that you pounced on him, but he's his own man. He can talk to other people if he wants and chose not to.
06:18I do understand your point of view on that. And, obviously, you wasn't actually in here for Casa because I did pull every single girl.
06:25We've gone with Yaz and Jamie. I had a good connection with Yaz and I've not fancied anyone as much as I fancied Yaz, so it would make sense.
06:33Yeah, we get you.
06:35We've gone Tony and Cash.
06:38When you spoke my first impression I forgot.
06:41Just because on two different occasions, one from coming back from Casa, I think we kind of knew Harrison was going to bring back somebody.
06:50And, obviously, you brought back Cash. And another, when Harrison left, went straight back to Cash.
06:55I was single for over a week.
07:00I think, like, talking-wise and stuff, you and Cash rekindled the talking and stuff.
07:05He was still talking to Bilicus. And I put no pressure on him to make a decision.
07:09You're not letting me speak. I'm just saying, in my opinion, that you were still talking.
07:12Obviously, as soon as Harrison left, you started to talk to Cash again.
07:16I don't think it's on Cash's behalf. I'm just saying more so you.
07:19You could be playing it safe with a second option of Cash.
07:22It's harder for her, as well, for it to not look like that, because there weren't any other options in here for her.
07:28I didn't need options, nor want options.
07:31Yeah, I was getting there.
07:33You two look like you're flying, so...
07:35Thanks to you.
07:44Which couple are you most scared to give your honest opinion on?
07:52All right, here we go.
07:59I want to go and make a deal, because...
08:02Every time I get my opinion on something, I feel like...
08:05I'm always trying to patronise me, and I don't like it.
08:09You just deflect, deflect, deflect. It's impossible to have a conversation with you.
08:12She just thinks, and she can say everything to everyone, and she's always right.
08:16Yeah, okay, I can't go now.
08:28We're on us again.
08:30So, we've gone with Megan Dijon.
08:33In this instance, any time we have a conflict, it probably ends in World War Three.
08:42So, half the time I do hold my tongue with things.
08:45I think with that one, if people were honest in the first place and told us to our faces,
08:50rather than saying it constantly behind our back, it would be a different story.
08:53Youth throwing around the fake world is quite rich, to be honest.
09:01I don't know why you keep acting like we're the best of mates in here.
09:04I think from day one, you're very standoffish with any girl that was posed as a threat.
09:10Naturally, we've all made friends with people.
09:12My definition of a friend is someone you can confide in,
09:14someone who's honest with you, someone you can trust.
09:17I've never felt that with you, Meg.
09:19I think I'm amicable with you because we all live in one villa together.
09:22I think you've called every single person in this villa fake.
09:25You won't be my friend on the outside world.
09:27No, I will never pretend to be your mate, and I've never had pretended to be your mate.
09:30I would never speak to you on the outside.
09:32I honestly can't stand you sometimes.
09:34I can't stand you.
09:36At least I got the truth out of you for once.
09:39You're the same way, the same way.
09:41I've always spoke about how I feel about you.
09:43I honestly don't even care enough to say it to you because I'll skin off my other.
09:47It's like the whole fake comment is real, isn't it?
09:50You are fake.
09:57I'm not even commenting on this one.
10:00We also said Megan D, but I'm not going to use the word scared.
10:04I feel like it's just a waste of breath.
10:06I feel like any time anyone says anything to either of you,
10:09you deflect it and don't see our point of view.
10:12The public's wrong, we're wrong, you guys know what's right,
10:15so it's just not worth my time to say my opinions anymore.
10:18Perfect.
10:24I would just say on that one, I feel like I take people's opinions on the chin,
10:28and a lot of advice I've actually taken from people who's come with me
10:31with good intentions in their heart and giving me advice.
10:36Here he goes.
10:37We've gone for Tony and Cash.
10:39This is directed at Tony, really, because I've tried to give her my honest opinion
10:44and she did not take it, which is fair enough.
10:46I'm not really scared.
10:48I've tried and...
10:50Tony.
10:52I still don't care, unfortunately.
10:59Sorry, Blue.
11:02I don't have it in me anymore.
11:04That's cool.
11:05I'm glad you don't care.
11:07We also said Meg and Ditty.
11:14I feel like I've seen so many times in this villa when people have tried to give their opinion
11:19or call things how they see it with you two, and you two will always make them feel belittled and patronised
11:24and I feel like the conversation just always ends in an argument.
11:27I've had conversations with you and I don't belittle you, we've had very good conversations
11:32and I also feel like when it comes to scared to say their opinion, yes, I'm not being funny.
11:37Every single challenge we have, it's Meg and D, Meg and D.
11:39But why do you think that is?
11:41Why do you think that is?
11:42No, really, why do you think that is?
11:43That's not for no reason.
11:44We're trying to have a conversation.
11:45Can I just say my point, please?
11:46If you do feel scared to say your opinion, I'm sorry for whatever I've done to make you feel that way.
11:50It's not for no reason.
11:51I don't really feel like it gets anywhere to be quite honest.
12:01Yeah, we picked Shakira and Harry.
12:04I think for me obviously it's a bit of an awkward one because I was in a couple with Shakira,
12:09but then also she's one of my close friends.
12:12So naturally I'm a bit scared to say how I feel because it just looks a certain way sometimes.
12:18But I think I'm happy for the two of them.
12:21They both seem happy.
12:24I think that's completely fair come.
12:26Yeah.
12:28We'd say Harry and Shakira, just because of the whole situation of obviously being exclusive with Helena
12:36and then going back to Shakira.
12:40It's just a bit of a confusing situation.
12:42Self-explanatory, not on Cash, on Tony.
12:53I think the word scared needs to get straight out because I'm by far scared of you.
12:57It's the fact that anyone that has an opinion on you, you can feel like you can say what you want,
13:03but any of the other girls, if they were to say something, it would be different.
13:07I feel like you're one-liners, you always end in them, you always want to have the last word.
13:12With the conversation with Blue the other day, he told you to shut up, you told him to shut up,
13:16you're never sorry, and why is it one rule for you and not for him?
13:19Period.
13:20I didn't ask for an apology.
13:21Tone, with your one lines and everything you say, like no one ever speaks up and has an opinion against you,
13:26generally I think a lot of people won't give you an opinion because they can't be bothered for your arguments back,
13:32your one lines back and just the animosity around you.
13:35Also, why would Tony apologise if she wasn't sorry?
13:38Like, Tony always owns everything that she says.
13:41Okay, being hypocritical and then telling me to shut up, I don't think that was fair, so...
13:48I'm over it.
13:50It's literally not even worth it.
13:52The fact that...
13:53Blue, she said she doesn't care and don't want your opinion to keep it.
13:55Yeah, it's true, to be fair.
13:56She don't care.
13:57No, like, I'm not going to apologise for something I'm not sorry about.
14:00I appreciate your apology, but you wouldn't have had to give me one if you didn't speak up.
14:04Just like you speak up every time.
14:06She owns it though.
14:07Yeah, I own it too.
14:10It is one rule for you and one rule for another.
14:12You're saints.
14:13You don't say anything bad about anyone.
14:15We're not saying that.
14:16We never said that.
14:19Pick me, girl.
14:22She's the furthest thing from a pick me, I can tell you that for free.
14:27Cause...
14:28Y'all want me to give'a fuck so bad.
14:30There's no turning back
14:32There's no turning back
14:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
14:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:45There's no turning back
14:46I bet no one's ever told you
14:57Couple goals is over and those Islanders shared some pretty strong opinions
15:02For the record, I'm not scared to express my opinions about any of the Islanders
15:06Not since I've fitted that deadbolt to my voiceover booth door
15:10I don't want to hear it
15:12Put yourself out
15:13This is why I just get a bit annoyed
15:15It's like, when are we ever going to get a break from this?
15:18Yes, you don't like us as a couple, that's fine
15:20But it's the fact that every time in a challenge
15:22When there's a harsh question, you pick me and Dee
15:25Say what you need to say then
15:26Look how much stuff Shakira's just had to say to me today
15:29What the fuck?
15:30Look, you have so much all to say about me
15:33And I still don't think I would ever say any of that about them
15:35But my thing is, just like
15:36Why don't they like us as a couple so much?
15:39Like, if you don't like us as a couple
15:40Why is it so much that you guys just need to sit as a three
15:44And talk about, like, how much I don't like Meg and Dejean as a couple
15:47It's literally a situation now where I know they're saying that we don't care
15:50Or we're not going to say things
15:51And I know they're probably sitting up there on the terrace now
15:53Just chatting shit about us
15:55I can't talk about you behind your back
15:56I can't talk about you in front of your back
15:58You can't win either way
15:59She acts like I've never said anything to her face
16:02I have, several times
16:03So she'll say, oh
16:04What do you think about Akash?
16:08What I think of it is, there's obviously stuff brewing between you lot
16:10That I don't know about
16:11But it's gone from that threesome comment that time
16:13It's honestly gone from that
16:15Because it has not stopped
16:17That's where it started from
16:18Since Yaz, when he called the girls beautiful girls
16:20In the kitchen
16:21And they said, would you have a threesome with us
16:23It's gone from that first ever challenge
16:25And it's still carried all the way out
16:27It's boring now
16:29I'm so done with it
16:30I think, yeah
16:32I think you lot are just never going to be friends
16:34Yeah, let's change this
16:35I don't know what
16:36The thing is, I don't know what you're arguing
16:37I don't know what he is
16:38I wish I knew
16:39I don't want him down there
16:40Who, Cash?
16:42Oh, it's Cash out there listening to it all
16:43Oh, that's good
16:44That's good
16:45Then we'll get the real story
16:47So much for my fucking peace treaty
16:49Peace treaty, my ass
16:52Oh, well that's bloody typical
16:56I just spent the weekend in Geneva
16:58Having that peace treaty ratified by the UN
17:00I had to do a three hour PowerPoint presentation to Donald Trump
17:04Megan, how was your first challenge back?
17:13Oh, it was dramatic as ever
17:15It's like I never left
17:16A lot of people have got their opinions and expressed it
17:19Vice versa
17:20So, I'm going to leave it as that
17:22Megan and Dee came and sat down to me and was like
17:38They don't know where the chat and shit is coming from
17:41And then Megan was like to me
17:44She thinks it started from the whole threesome thing
17:48Who made the threesome comment?
17:49I don't know
17:50Yaz
17:50Oh, Yaz made the threesome comment
17:52Me, Yaz and Dee were standing in the kitchen
17:56Just talking shit
17:58Yaz goes
17:59Dee, I have a question for you
18:01Unprovoked
18:03Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?
18:06I said, whoa
18:06Oh
18:08And then it turned into this huge fucking thing
18:11It was such a hypothetical question
18:14And it got turned into this big thing
18:17Do you feel like
18:19Do you feel like it sparked from the
18:21You guys having this divide?
18:23Or
18:24No
18:24I'm telling you
18:26Week one
18:27They all isolated me and Shakira
18:30And that's why me and Shakira became friends
18:35When any girl tried to talk to Dee
18:37Or take Dee on a date
18:39Those girls became friends with me and Shakira
18:42It's not my fault
18:44Her man entertains flirting
18:45Those other women
18:46Yeah, it's very convenient that you're closed off
18:52And that your boyfriend and girlfriend
18:54And you love each other now
18:55That there's no bombshells walking through the fucking door
18:57He had his fun
18:58He got away with all of it
18:59Harry
19:01Can we go for a chat?
19:03Yeah, cool
19:03Please
19:04See you in a second night
19:07See you later
19:08You alright?
19:13Yeah, you?
19:16How are you, Boomshaka?
19:18I'm alright
19:19Just wanted to speak to you about the challenge earlier
19:25Because
19:25Personally I feel like
19:27We are really close in here
19:29Like you are one of my best friends with Hal's
19:31And it's such a hard situation
19:33And I feel like I've been there for you for everything
19:36Yeah
19:36And
19:36I don't feel like you had my back at all in that
19:39I know it's such an awkward situation for you
19:41But at the same time
19:42She did make some comments
19:43Like as me
19:45Knowing if I was your friend or not
19:47I would have
19:48For one
19:48Not let that run before the challenge
19:50Or like
19:51I don't know whether you've had a conversation with her after it
19:53About how she feels about me
19:55Or
19:55You don't want to because I'm your friend
19:57I think it's a really difficult spot for me Meg
19:59Like I do have your back
20:01I don't really know how to handle it Meg
20:03If I'm honest
20:03It's very
20:04It's a weird situation
20:05It's a new situation for me
20:07To ever be in
20:08I get that
20:09But now it's like
20:10You're now in that group
20:11Now this whole divide thing
20:12Is actually a divide
20:13Because I'm hearing true things
20:15What people think about me
20:16And it's hurtful
20:17But
20:17At the same time
20:19It's like
20:19When have you had my back?
20:21But Meg
20:22I don't want you to ever be like
20:24I've
20:25On my ship sailed
20:26I'm in a group
20:27I'm never going to take sides
20:28Like
20:28I completely understand
20:30And I apologise
20:31If you feel like
20:32I haven't had your back today
20:33I don't want this
20:34And I don't think
20:35Everything she's saying
20:36Is right
20:37And I'm not like
20:38I've hard checked it
20:39And I'm like
20:40You've got to just
20:40You can't do this
20:41She's entitled to her opinion
20:43At the end of the day
20:44I want you to be happy
20:44And I want you to
20:45Focus on your relationship
20:46But it's now got to a point
20:48Where every single challenge
20:49Is personal to me
20:50And Dee
20:51I'm not going to speak to her
20:52I don't need to
20:53We don't see eye to eye
20:54I obviously thought
20:55We were friends
20:56She's thought different
20:57Where you're coming from
20:58Is completely fair
20:59And I don't want you
21:00To feel let down
21:00Or like
21:01I've switched sides
21:02And I'm not your friend
21:03Because I am
21:04And I have been the whole time
21:06You know
21:06Right come on
21:07Come here
21:08Yeah
21:08Thanks Harry
21:09Thank you
21:10Yasmin's been reflecting
21:12On her Love Island journey
21:14Have been reflecting
21:15On my Love Island journey
21:17It's basically
21:17Voice over booth fridge
21:19Voice over booth fridge
21:20Voice over booth fridge
21:21Toilet bed
21:22Oh so many memories
21:23I was just thinking about
21:24Like a lot of things
21:26I've just been reflecting
21:27On my whole journey in here
21:30And you've obviously been
21:32Such a big part of it
21:33And you've been
21:34The best part of it
21:36Seeing like
21:37How you handle situations
21:38And I think
21:39All of those things to me
21:41Are just really important
21:42To see
21:43And
21:44It will tell me a lot
21:46About a person
21:47And like
21:48Potential qualities
21:49That I would want
21:50In a future someone
21:53Like I just know
21:54That you're just that person
21:56That like always wants
21:56The best for me
21:57And genuinely cares for me
21:59Of course
21:59Of course
21:59Of course
21:59When I saw my mum and sister
22:01Like I know full well
22:03If I was coupled up
22:04With an arsehole
22:05They'd be the first
22:06To tell me that
22:07And they obviously
22:08Only had nice things
22:09To say about you
22:10Which I knew
22:11They would anyways
22:11I never doubted that
22:13For a second
22:14It's hard
22:15Because you know
22:16That I don't wear
22:17My heart on my sleeve
22:18And it's really rare
22:19For me to be emotional
22:21And it's so rare
22:22For me to be
22:23Vulnerable with someone
22:25I really appreciate
22:26Some of the things
22:27You just said
22:28Yeah
22:28It was very nice to hear
22:30Like
22:31I don't say it enough
22:32I know
22:33I know
22:33Like I really appreciate
22:34You being vulnerable
22:35With me
22:35But I just wanted you
22:36To know like
22:36How much I genuinely
22:37Do like you
22:38And I do
22:38Have feelings for you
22:40Wow
22:40So I wanted
22:45To say that to you
22:46Because of that
22:47I just wanted
22:48To be the one to say
22:49I do want to be
22:50Exclusive with you
22:51Of course
22:53I would love
22:54To be exclusive
22:54With you
22:55Yeah
22:55It's really
22:58Really sweet
22:59Of you to
22:59Come and say that
23:00To me
23:00And yeah
23:02I'm ecstatic
23:04To explore it
23:06Furber
23:06But yeah
23:08I mean
23:08You actually beat me
23:09To it
23:09And also
23:10This is where
23:11It all started
23:11As well
23:12I think
23:12We might have
23:13To throw it back
23:13Yeah
23:14Yeah that's that
23:14Come here
23:27You've really made it
23:32It's special
23:33Yeah
23:33Yeah
23:35Yeah
23:35No I've never seen
23:42Yasmin's swoon before
23:44I mean it was an
23:45Internal swoon
23:46Obviously she remained
23:47Bolt upright throughout
23:49And now
23:49She wants to share
23:50Our big news
23:51I have made things
23:52Exclusive
23:53Jamie
23:54I fell out
23:56I was thinking about
24:03Making it exclusive
24:04With Yasmin's today
24:05And um
24:06She beat me to it
24:08What?
24:09What?
24:10Woo
24:10Don't fight the moonlight
24:12Can switch it up
24:15Don't fight the way I
24:17Don't you want
24:19Your lips is racing
24:21Your lips are wet
24:23I feel like I just got engaged
24:24I just think it's so
24:25Reassuring for him as well
24:27Like for you to say it
24:29It just like
24:29Needed to come from me
24:31Because it just meant
24:32A lot more
24:33I'm proud of you girl
24:34I'm just honestly
24:35I'm on top of the moon
24:36Right now
24:37Don't be afraid
24:41Catch your feelings
24:42For me now
24:43Yeah
24:46Don't be afraid
24:49Catch your feelings
24:50For me
24:51Who would have thought
24:52Week one Yasmin would be
24:54Exclusive
24:55That's crazy
24:57Woo
24:57Woo
24:58Woo
24:58Woo
24:59Woo
25:00Woo
25:01Woo
25:02Woo
25:03Woo
25:04Watch me cross the room
25:31Caught you staring, kind of cute
25:33You too shy but like this view
25:35Follow my lead if you choose
25:37Blue once did a DJ residency at Café Del Mar in Ibiza
25:42Well, I say residency, they kicked him out after five minutes
25:46because the crowd turned on him
25:48How's everyone feeling this morning?
25:56Energy, I can feel the energy
25:59Ooh, ooh, one of the giants
26:02Ah!
26:04Better say my name
26:08If you want it, better say my name
26:11Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
26:19I can't believe we never ever got a girls' day
26:23It's cause of the divide
26:25Cause what?
26:25The divide, if it wouldn't make sense, they
26:27They've got more fucking bum showers than us as well.
26:30It's because Meg laughs their head every time.
26:32What the fuck?
26:34Oh, God.
26:36I've had enough of this shit.
26:47Dee thinks Megan's changed.
26:49Well, Dee, people change.
26:51When this show started, I used to go out,
26:53have ten pints and a kebab,
26:55and then hit the gym in the morning.
26:56Whereas now, I sort of don't bother with the gym.
26:59Boys, I've been thinking, yeah?
27:01I don't know what to do.
27:02I don't know if you...
27:03I feel like you see it as well, H.
27:05But, like, it's a weird one,
27:07because you know how much I love Megan.
27:10But I just feel like the first time Megan came in
27:14to this time that she came in,
27:17it's completely different.
27:19The first time, you know Megan has, like,
27:22her friend's backs, like, 100%.
27:24And she's never shy about speaking up.
27:27Never shy about speaking up.
27:28So then, now, after yesterday,
27:31that's when I was like, this is too much now,
27:34because for Shakira to sit there in the challenge
27:38and be like, Meg, I don't like you.
27:41I can't stand you.
27:42And Megan just to sit back and not say anything.
27:46Is that because she's been on the outside?
27:48You've been on the outside.
27:49Why do you think that is?
27:50From the outside, you see two sides.
27:53There's a good side and a bad side, right?
27:55And she's kind of sitting on the fence,
27:56because she doesn't want to get in,
27:58really involved in the whole drama.
28:02But that's from the get-go, she was always involved in the drama.
28:06That's what I mean, that's not her.
28:07When she first come in, she was battering you, like,
28:10how are you beaming, Helen, I don't like it.
28:13But, like, that would have been before anyone even.
28:15Yeah, before she hadn't seen anything.
28:17And then, now it's like you're with Shakira,
28:19it's like she doesn't want to say anything to you now
28:21because she doesn't want to get in, like,
28:23a riff with Shakira or anything like that.
28:25That's what it kind of seems like.
28:26So now she's just not saying anything at all to you.
28:28It seems like they're really loved.
28:31Who?
28:32Tony and Shakira.
28:33Oh, wow.
28:34And the other girls look like the mean girls.
28:37Oh, OK, on the outside.
28:39Obviously, Tommy left with Lucy, didn't he?
28:42Yeah.
28:43And I don't know if her and Megan and Tommy, like,
28:46picked up on the outside or whatever, but...
28:49They were speaking before they came in here.
28:51She came in here.
28:52And you've seen it.
28:53I've heard it.
28:54Seriously.
28:55And obviously, you've been out here, like, you've probably
28:57heard or seen whatever, do you know what I mean?
29:00Well, when...
29:02When Tommy and Lucy were in tape, cracking on,
29:08she was fuming.
29:10Was she?
29:11Conor's our boy, man.
29:13He's such a hard situation to be in.
29:16But, like, don't you think we need to tell it?
29:18We've got to chat to Conn, mate.
29:19We've got to chat to Conn.
29:20We're going to chat to Conn.
29:21We're going to chat to Conn.
29:22When it's the...
29:23No, we've got to chat to Conn.
29:25When it's the right time.
29:26You're not going to take it well.
29:28No, but we have to.
29:29Yeah, we have to.
29:30We have to.
29:31He's our boy.
29:32Yeah, yeah, we have to.
29:33He's our boy.
29:34How do you put the last one?
29:35Let's get Conn.
29:36What, I mean, bring a mini fire pit?
29:37Yeah.
29:38Yeah, like, kind of more away, isn't it?
29:39Yeah.
29:40Nice, boys.
29:47Conn.
29:48Come chat for a sec.
29:49Yeah.
29:54Where are they going?
29:58What's going on there?
29:59Yeah, what is going on there?
30:01How are you feeling?
30:05Me?
30:06I feel good, man, yeah.
30:07There's just something that, like, we wanted to talk to you about.
30:11Megan and Tommy have been, like, chatting a lot.
30:16We don't know about spending time together, and we just thought,
30:19it's all right, like, you should know that, Conn.
30:21I don't want you to be blindsided.
30:22Mm.
30:23It's a thing where...
30:24Yeah, you don't want to look like an idiot.
30:25Yeah, I don't want you to look like an idiot, bro.
30:27It's quite a tough one.
30:28But I know that you would appreciate being told.
30:31We want to know.
30:32What's going on there?
30:33All right.
30:34What?
30:35What's going on there?
30:36Conn's not here, then, Harry.
30:37Like, Conn.
30:38Probably be serious.
30:39God knows that this side of Harry is not a side that I want to get involved with.
30:44Boring.
30:45When Lucy was getting with Tommy, Megan was behind and she was fuming.
30:50Fuming that Lucy and Tommy were getting together?
30:53I'm sure she'll tell you straight up, to be honest.
30:55I don't think she's going to lie to you about it.
30:57But I thought you were going to tell her, she's going to tell you that that's a lie
31:02and she's going to come at me, which is...
31:04Do you know what I mean?
31:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:06This is...
31:07What you saw, yeah.
31:08I know Tommy, like, you know what I mean?
31:10And if he's with Lucy, I don't think that he's going to be doing the madness.
31:15I just feel like the fact of the matter is you just need to have a conversation with Megan
31:19and, like, find out what's actually been going on.
31:23I thought it was all a friendly vibe, because they obviously did get on, like,
31:27and they had their thing and, like, she's...
31:30I presume if she wanted to do her thing with Tommy, she wouldn't come back in here.
31:35She could be about Tommy, but there's also a big reason for her to be just...
31:38because she doesn't like Lucy.
31:40I get that.
31:41Like, you was here with the first time Megan was in here.
31:44Yeah.
31:45And, like, how, like, we know how close Megan, Meg and Helena are,
31:51and if there was any situation, Megan would be the first person to have Meg's back
31:56or any of their backs.
31:58She's acting different from the first time she was in here.
32:01Yeah, I get all that, but, like, how does that relate to me and Megan?
32:06Her coming in here, knowing everything on the outside world,
32:10and she's coming in and she might be, like, still playing the game.
32:15All this is, like, something that I don't really give a fuck about too much.
32:21What is going on? What's he doing? What is he looking over here?
32:25What is going on?
32:26I just need to iron out, like, what the crack is that I'll talk to now.
32:28Get to the bottom of the middle of this, boys.
32:30My boys. Yeah.
32:31My boys.
32:32Appreciate that.
32:33Cheers, boys.
32:34What was that, though?
32:35I'll tell you.
32:36Can you tell all of that?
32:37I'm scared.
32:38It's not going to go down well, boys.
32:39Nah, it's not.
32:40Where are we going?
32:41Sorry for you.
32:42Oh, God.
32:43What do you think is...?
32:44What should we get?
32:45They were like, look, we've all been chatting about you and Megan, and, er...
32:49We just felt like we needed to tell you this.
32:50And I was just like, what?
32:51And they were like...
32:52She's, like, talking to Tommy.
32:53Oh, here we go.
32:54Oh, here we go.
32:55Oh, here we go.
32:56I had one phone call with him, and I spoke to him on tape.
32:57Yeah, I know, but I'll tell you.
32:58OK, go on, sorry.
32:59And, like, yeah, they were chatting on tape, and he was getting with Lucy, and, like, Megan
33:00was fuming.
33:01Yeah, and it wasn't nice seeing him, like, lips Lucy in front of me, because, like, obviously,
33:26I've just been sat, like, I've sat behind them, saying, where's that hair?
33:29And I was like, aw.
33:30That was it?
33:31We had been texting and stuff.
33:32Like, we had flirty chats or whatever, but it wasn't that, like...
33:35You said you were having flirty texts or something just there?
33:37Well, like, yeah, afterwards, a bit.
33:39It was just, like, aw, lol, like, oh, feelings, like, don't go away, like, straight away.
33:43It was, like, shit like that, do you know what I mean?
33:45But it doesn't...
33:46It literally with someone else.
33:47I've come back here, I'm with you.
33:49Like, no one was ever going to come of it.
33:51No, and I'm not annoyed.
33:52This is, like, me processing everything.
33:54No, of course, and I get that, and I think it's so understandable you to be a bit like, what the fuck?
33:58Blue and the two boys are like, yeah, I think she's just acting different, uh...
34:03Because of, like, say, not sticking up for Meghan and stuff like that in that situation.
34:07Because I haven't been here for three weeks.
34:09I haven't been living in here.
34:10I don't know the internet.
34:11No.
34:12It's not my place to get involved.
34:13Yeah.
34:14I was just chatting to Harry and Blue.
34:16Blue was talking about the outside world and his perception of, like, the whole Meghan
34:21and Connor situation that the Meghan that come in the first time is completely different
34:26to the Meghan that's in here now.
34:27She made a comment today about me and Meghan.
34:31What was the comment?
34:32The house was like, they've had more girls' bumshells, and Meghan went...
34:35Yeah, they wouldn't bring any more, cos Meg would just boot off every time.
34:38Wow.
34:39For her to be, like, kissing Tommy, is that, like...
34:42No.
34:43It's quite a normal thing.
34:44No, of course.
34:45I know, but it was, like, me and her were having a...
34:46Me and Tommy had been speaking.
34:47We'd gotten on.
34:48And then nothing, like, we'd just been catching up.
34:51Like, do you know what I mean?
34:52And, like, yeah, it was a bit flirty or whatever, but, like, he was with her.
34:54He left with her and came with her.
34:56But then she was trying to be my mate after, like, calling me a slapper.
34:59She, like, said something out, like, that she'd called me that, like, when I was getting
35:03with you in here.
35:04And then she was, like, trying to be our friendly with me.
35:06And then she's going and pulling her my lips up.
35:08So it was, like, a lot of shit to deal with.
35:10Do you know what I mean?
35:11Yeah.
35:12When it was the grafties, she had already seen everything.
35:15And she didn't come in here once and say to you girls, oh, by the way, or to you,
35:18by the way, they've been saying...
35:20They've been bitching about...
35:21They've been saying this about you.
35:22That's so true.
35:23I'm here for you.
35:24No, but I get, and, like, I mean, and I appreciate that and I believe you.
35:26And same here.
35:27But I'm not asking about me and you.
35:30Yeah.
35:31I'm asking about you and him.
35:33There's nothing there now, like, at all.
35:36And I'm not going to have, like, an argument or fight about something, like,
35:38that hasn't happened.
35:39Mm.
35:40You know, and that's why I had your back when the boys are talking.
35:43But also, what I will say is, and because I've seen it so much in here,
35:48when couples are going good and, obviously, it's getting to crunch time now.
35:53Yeah.
35:54It's convenient that the boys come with a problem for me and a problem for you
36:00to make you act out our character and to make me act out our character
36:04and to turn us against each other.
36:06Just bear that in mind when you're having a conversation.
36:08No, no, no.
36:09Yeah.
36:10That's, that's that, like, uh, case closed.
36:13I have no more to say.
36:14Case closed.
36:15union.
36:16Name.
36:17Begans having a bad day.
36:18First.
36:19Connor hassled her about Tommy.
36:21Now Dee's having a go.
36:22And to top it all, someone's borrowed her toothbrush.
36:25I'll stick it back later, but it's the only way I can scratch my feet with my boots on.
36:31Yeah, I don't want to be able to do a big thing in front of everybody, either,
36:33because I don't mean it's all it's business, even though everything sits there.
36:36Um, no.
36:37because I don't think it's everyone's business,
36:38even though everyone thinks it's their business.
36:41Yeah, Blue, let's just ask for you quickly and then...
36:44Sorry, Blue, I'll get to you because you've pissed me off.
36:47Erm...
36:49It's just, like, from my circumstance, I'm, like,
36:52I've come in, like, in a weird thing,
36:54and the last thing I want is people think I'm different,
36:56because I don't think I'm different, like, around the thing,
36:58but I get where you're coming from.
36:59Normally, I would say shit, but I'm like, I haven't been here,
37:02I don't want to comment on shit, get things wrong,
37:04be roaring and shouting, and I'm like... Do you know what I mean?
37:06Like, obviously, I don't want to sit there and let all that happen,
37:09do you know what I mean?
37:10But I'm like, I haven't...
37:12I never wanted you to come in and come to bed.
37:15It was just that I'm talking about the stuff that you've seen.
37:18I didn't want to sit there and watch it,
37:20and I was like, actually, this is what I said.
37:21And I said to you, I was like, I haven't watched all of it.
37:24So, for me to come in and be like,
37:25oh, well, they said that, I actually don't know.
37:27OK, that's fair enough.
37:28Like, no matter what I do, if I don't say something I'm in the wrong,
37:30if I do say something I'm in the wrong, like, do you know what I mean?
37:32But I just want you to be you.
37:35I am being me, but I'm just not getting involved in the drama
37:37that I haven't been here for.
37:38But, yeah, nothing I'm saying, like, it's the stuff that you have been here for.
37:41It's like, you don't need to be shouting or taking any signs.
37:44It's just like, you as a person, you know what's wrong and right.
37:47Yeah, of course.
37:47You'll stand up for what's wrong and right.
37:50I definitely could have stuck up with Meg.
37:51I was just, it's weird.
37:53Like, I don't, like, do you know what I mean?
37:55Like, it's just a weird circumstance for me to be in where I'm like,
37:58if I pipe up people, I'm like, what the fuck of you haven't been here?
38:00Do you know what I mean?
38:01So, I'm putting myself on fire at night.
38:02But, no, I get exactly where I'm from.
38:04And I did go up and check on Meg straight away after.
38:08Megs?
38:09I didn't want to go in the chat if you lot was in a...
38:16She's wandering around.
38:17Yeah, she's like, I don't want to join the chat.
38:20Hello, love.
38:21Hi. I am sorry I didn't.
38:22I could have stuck up with a lot of the shit that, like, is brought up
38:25in them challenges.
38:26I haven't been here and I haven't watched a lot, but...
38:28Yeah.
38:29You know what I know, what yous have is real.
38:30And I could have been there for you.
38:31And I'm sorry, that was a shit mail from me.
38:33And all I could do was say I'm sorry.
38:34It's OK.
38:35Because you know I love you and you know I'm a big fan of you.
38:38Yeah.
38:39But obviously it was just a bit of shit, because when you come in,
38:42like, you could see how excited we were to come in.
38:43No, I know.
38:44Like, we was...
38:45I was shaking for you to come back.
38:47Like, I was so excited.
38:48And I was like, oh, Megan, like, I've needed you in places.
38:50But yesterday, like, OK, like, I'll just sit here and take it.
38:53I can take it.
38:53It's not like I can't.
38:55But it was just like, previously, you would have obviously been there.
38:59Obviously, it was like, you and Howes are my best friends in here.
39:02And then this morning, obviously, there was a comment made
39:04that you made about me.
39:06And I was just like, oh, Megan, do I need that?
39:08Howes was like, oh, we need more boy bombshells for once,
39:10because the boys have had all the girls.
39:12That was a joke, though.
39:13I know you would have said it in a joke, but like,
39:15because this has been brung up every single situation,
39:19like, you turned around and was like, oh, it's because Megan boots off.
39:21Like, not...
39:22Like, I know you're saying it as a joke.
39:24I didn't mean it in, like, yeah.
39:25Because you're getting it from all of the ends.
39:26And then for me to, like, make a joke like that, it's just like...
39:29Putting salt in the wind.
39:30Yeah.
39:31And coming from someone that you're close to, it's not nice.
39:34Yeah.
39:34It's not really good.
39:35No, I am sorry.
39:36No, it's OK.
39:37I love you.
39:38Love you, too.
39:39Come here.
39:40Oh, Max.
39:42No!
39:43I don't feel like that, Megan.
39:52Because you make me bloody cry.
39:54It's just so horrible.
39:57I just want to go inside for a minute.
39:59We're going inside.
40:03Is she going inside?
40:13I think it's a shit one for her because she's come back in and tried to give me her best shot.
40:22And then in her head, she's like, I miss a lot.
40:26So, I really don't want to get involved in this fucking divide.
40:29I know it's hard for you.
40:30Like, I know...
40:31I don't...
40:31This is what I said to Dee.
40:32Like, I was shocked that you made that comment.
40:34But I'm not going to let him put down the relationship.
40:35But you really didn't mean that.
40:37I'm like, I meant to be joking with you.
40:38I know you did.
40:39I know you did.
40:39And that's why I said to Ainge, like, I said to Ainge, we were sat there,
40:42and I just said, was that needed?
40:43But I let it brush over.
40:44Because I know you don't mean it like that.
40:46I know you mean it in a spooky way.
40:48I know you do.
40:49It's like, why is, like,
40:50Blue and I bringing up me and Tommy's conversation?
40:52It's always going to be thinking where I'm like,
40:53oh, Tommy, we didn't get to resolve things.
40:55Because you fucking hurt.
40:57I'm only human.
40:58It's not like you didn't have feelings for Tommy.
41:00You did.
41:00I think just focus on you and Con at the end of the day.
41:03I get it.
41:04She's come back for him, haven't she?
41:05Yeah, exactly.
41:06She has come back for him.
41:07She didn't think there was anything there.
41:08She wouldn't have come back.
41:09No.
41:10Which I understand.
41:12But if I didn't say anything, I'd be lying to Connor.
41:15Oh, it was you that said something?
41:16It was all of us.
41:16Oh, OK.
41:28Blue's asking Shakira about her worst date ever.
41:31My worst date ever.
41:33That one I had with the hair on it
41:34that definitely didn't come off somebody's head.
41:37I can't resist a date.
41:38Where's your, um, worst date, Shakira?
41:42I've not really had many, like, dating horror stories.
41:47No, they're all been pretty good.
41:48Oh.
41:49Someone's just got a text.
41:50Someone's just got a text.
41:52I've got a text!
41:54Shit.
41:55What?
41:56Shit.
41:58Islanders, it is time to pull out all the stops
42:01as you take centre stage in tonight's talent show.
42:04Fuck off.
42:06Yes.
42:07Hashtag time to stand on show business.
42:10Oh, I ain't got a scooby juice.
42:26Talent show for a talentless bunch.
42:29This is going to be hell and horror.
42:30Let's get it.
42:33I like the movement movement.
42:35I'm not talented.
42:39You are talented.
42:40No.
42:41It's talent time.
42:57It's the Love Island talent show.
42:59Tricky one this year, because after the last few days,
43:02some of our acts are performing to a crowd that actively dislikes them.
43:05And I know that feeling.
43:07I've performed in hell.
43:08Good luck to you all out there.
43:10We've got some real talent in this bunch.
43:11Yeah.
43:12Not just pretty faces, us.
43:15Tight.
43:17Cheers!
43:23Dijon wants to start by giving everyone a bit of PT.
43:27I just wish we could all just get along.
43:29And one thing I love about sports and fitness is it always
43:32brings people together.
43:33So, yeah, let's make a little bit of playful fun with this divide
43:36and have a bit of friendly competition.
43:42The whole divide thing is ridiculous.
43:44Let's just, let's make this fun.
43:45Come on, then.
43:45So you guys cheer this team on.
43:48You guys cheer this team on.
43:49You divided us again.
43:51No, but it's fun.
43:52Come on, come on, come on, come on.
43:54All right, all right.
43:55Are we ready?
43:55So when we're doing the kettlebell swings,
43:57we're just pushing through the hips here.
43:59Bang.
44:02After your ten squats, you're just going to run there.
44:05First one to collect the ball wins.
44:07All right.
44:08Are we ready?
44:08All right, team.
44:09Come on, come on, come on.
44:10I need you to get behind them.
44:11Come on, come on.
44:15Touch my hat.
44:15Touch my hat.
44:16There we go.
44:17There we go.
44:18Come on, come on.
44:19Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
44:22аньe-dee-doep.
44:31Ready?
44:34Go, go, go, go.
44:41Ah, what a ten?
44:42No!
44:52Cash does modelling and dancing for a living
44:55and judging by this performance, he must be one hell of a model.
45:12Go Cash!
45:17Go Cash!
45:18Go Cash!
45:19I'm gonna hop some Jags
45:21I've only got $20 in my pocket
45:25Oh my God!
45:30I wear your granddad's clothes
45:32I look incredible
45:35I'm in this baby's boat
45:37I'm in that fish shop down here
45:40That was hot time
45:45That was real hot
45:47I'm flustered
45:51Meg's gonna perform an act best described as
45:54what a toddler does to earn sweets when the grandparents visit
46:05Oh, she's on one leg!
46:06Go Meg!
46:07Go Meg!
46:10Go Meg!
46:11Go Meg!
46:12Go Meg!
46:13Go Meg!
46:14What the hell?
46:15That's so impressive!
46:16Yes!
46:17Yes!
46:18Yes!
46:19Yes!
46:20Yes!
46:21Yes!
46:22Yes!
46:28I haven't spanned plates since 20 years ago when I was in year 2
46:31So from 6 years old to 26 nearly
46:34Not bad
46:36Blue's taking this performance seriously
46:38Yes! The gloves are coming off!
46:40Oh no!
46:41My mistake!
46:42The gloves are actually going on!
46:43I should watch ahead!
46:44Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
46:46Tonight I'm gonna be your Muay Thai coach
46:50Dee, you're gonna be your Padman for the evening
46:53Let's go!
46:54And we're gonna start off with a jab
46:56Straight into the jab
46:57Woo!
46:58From there we'll go into an uppercut
46:59And we go up!
47:01And then we'll go in for an elbow
47:03Ja!
47:04Oi!
47:05Oh that was a surprise one
47:06So we'll put that all together
47:07And we'll get this
47:09Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
47:11In Muay Thai you've also got leg kicks
47:17You've got a low kick
47:19So
47:20Ja!
47:21And then middle kick
47:22Ja!
47:23Ja!
47:24Oh!
47:25Oh!
47:26Oh!
47:27Oh!
47:28Oh!
47:29Oh!
47:30Oh!
47:31Oh!
47:32Oh!
47:33Oh!
47:34Oh!
47:35Oh!
47:36Oh!
47:37Oh!
47:38Oh!
47:39Oh!
47:40Oh!
47:41Oh!
47:42Oh!
47:43Oh!
47:44Oh!
47:45Oh!
47:46Oh!
47:47Oh!
47:48Oh!
47:49Oh!
47:50Oh!
47:51Well done, Blue!
47:52Stay tuned for next time boys and girls!
47:54Woo!
47:55I'm all kidding!
47:57Oh my God!
47:58Oh my God!
47:59Oh my God!
48:00Oh my God!
48:10Welcome back to the Love Island talent show!
48:13And can I just say a quick hello to the viewers who have launched legal proceedings against us for false advertising!
48:19It's an open and shut case!
48:21We ain't had a terrible one yet!
48:23Just stay patient!
48:25I'm not far off!
48:26Woo!
48:27Yasmin's up next and for the benefit of her Islanders, those things she's carrying are called books!
48:40They're like long TikToks but with words!
48:42This is how to get the most perfect AI generated posture!
48:49So I'm going to demonstrate and then copy what I do essentially.
48:57Straight back, imagine that there is a string above your head, sitting up.
49:02Oh you guys look so elegant!
49:03Place the book on top of your head.
49:06If I call your name out, if you stand up for me and walk from here.
49:11Oh wow that's a joke Yasmin.
49:12All the way to here.
49:13Oh my God!
49:14Go on Yasmin.
49:15And I'm going to rank who's got the best and worst posture!
49:19This is very good.
49:21If you come up and start your stuff Shakira.
49:25Woo!
49:28Woo!
49:29Woo!
49:30My boots are on my back.
49:31Woooo!
49:32Woo!
49:33Wooo!
49:34Wooo!
49:35You!
49:36Wooo!
49:37Wooo!
49:39Wooo!
49:40Wooo!
49:41Wooo!
49:42Wooo!
49:43Wooo!
49:44Wooo!
49:45Ty if you want to strut your stuff.
49:46He's stiff!
49:47Go on Ty.
49:48Wooo!
49:49Go on Ty!
49:50Go on Ty!
49:51He's very sophisticated.
49:52That's posture.
49:54The worst posture goes to Mr. Ty over here, and the worst posture has to go to Miss Shrimpy
50:02over there.
50:03I didn't want to see anyone in a C shape, at the end of the day I think we should save
50:11being...
50:12Ty and Angel are going to put on a magical act, and to be fair to them, they're about
50:19to make the next two minutes of my life disappear.
50:21I put a spell on you.
50:25Evening.
50:29Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
50:36We're introducing Magnifique Angelique.
50:41I am going to be reading your mind.
50:46Ooh.
50:47Ooh.
50:48Stop.
50:53Take the cards.
50:55What are you doing?
50:57Show everyone the card.
50:59Okay, yeah.
51:00Put the card back in.
51:02Is it a red card or a blue card?
51:06Black card.
51:07Sorry.
51:08Red or black?
51:09Red or black?
51:10Red or black.
51:11Am I supposed to tell you?
51:12No, I'm going to tell you.
51:13Oh, you can.
51:14It's a red card.
51:15Oh, okay.
51:16Yep.
51:17I can see a heart in your eyes.
51:18Yep.
51:19That's deep.
51:20It's a seven of hearts.
51:22It's a seven of hearts.
51:26Yeah!
51:27Yay!
51:28How did she do that?
51:32Ty and Angel are not getting their Vegas residency any time soon, but they really made me laugh.
51:38Like, too hard.
51:40Abracadabra!
51:41Debra!
51:44Check under your seat.
51:46What?
51:49Show everyone the card.
51:51Whoa!
51:55You better believe it!
51:57You better believe it!
51:59Helena's doing a cabin crew themed roast and her comedy cuts like a knife.
52:12One of those little plastic ones they give you on the plane that won't open your bread roll.
52:16Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.
52:21I'd like to welcome you on board this no-good airlines flight on a one-way ticket to hell.
52:27Attention passengers, please stow your partners in the overhead compartments as our two season ticket travellers, Blue and Megan, are back on board for their second attempts at love.
52:39Please direct your attention to the front while we explain what to do in the unlikely event that somebody asks you to go exclusive and then fucks you off two days later.
52:51In case of an emergency, your shite mullet and kid speedos will not save you.
52:56If you've been playing it safe, sat in economy, but you see your future sat in business with a girl in arseless chaps, then your exits and airbags are straight off your bird's chest.
53:07LAUGHTER
53:08If Dijon comes and asks you for your 17th getting to know you chat during the flight, please feel free to press a cool bow at any time and Meg will appear in 0.3 seconds.
53:19LAUGHTER
53:20Jamie, in the event of ditching into water, please put on your life jacket.
53:26LAUGHTER
53:27I see his energy!
53:30You must have been born again!
53:32LAUGHTER
53:33You must adopt the base position, which is...that.
53:36But you might need help bending your bird's back for that one.
53:39LAUGHTER
53:40So the girls sat in seat 4B, who claim that they don't like drama.
53:48You started three triangles before we've even hit cruising altitudes.
53:52Please secure your Princess Jasmine dress, and I think you might need an extra seat belt to secure your man.
53:57LAUGHTER
53:59We will be serving a complimentary trolley of women on today's flight, but don't fear, they've all been tried and tested by Captain Connor.
54:08LAUGHTER
54:09Please, we advise that Cash and Tony will break up and get back together at least twice before we land.
54:15LAUGHTER
54:16We thank you for choosing to fly with no good airlines, where we pride ourselves in no good loyalty, no good morals and no bloody return.
54:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
54:27That was so much fun, to have everyone sat round the fire pit, pissing themselves at Harry's downfall.
54:32I'm like, huh?
54:33Pack up, let's fly!
54:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
54:42Tomorrow night...
54:45The talent show...
54:47Highlanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple...
54:51...takes a turn...
54:53The couple with the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is...
55:01And...
55:05They are...
55:10...back.
55:11.
55:33...
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