- 7/30/2025
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17you better not show your face in there.
00:08:26Who is this?
00:08:28My grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper!
00:10:38Hey!
00:10:39Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're like...
00:10:51Your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're...
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is...
00:11:32Gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:22Hello!
00:12:23Hello, you all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages
00:12:34of Harper's diary? Let's see. Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me. Sometimes
00:12:45I feel like he doesn't love me. Aw, Harper. Daddy issues much?
00:12:53No, I just need to give it back.
00:13:01Dad's friend Chris is like a dilf. That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck. And honestly,
00:13:12if he weren't my dad's best friend, you fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's pull her down.
00:13:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:26You were supposed to get rid of them.
00:14:36Come to her party now.
00:14:38You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:54Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:16Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls.
00:15:24I don't give a fuck.
00:15:25Everyone out.
00:15:27The fuck out.
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:40She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:05You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends.
00:16:22But that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of...
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop.
00:16:30I said stop.
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you.
00:16:51Just stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:04What?
00:18:04What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:13No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:22You know, if you weren't played,
00:18:32you could have just asked.
00:18:33I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:45into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor
00:18:50and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:18:59Say, please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the?
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen,
00:19:23like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world
00:19:39long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you
00:19:42that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:47I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy.
00:19:55You want to piss off?
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09Rule number three.
00:20:09Rule number three.
00:20:13Rule number three.
00:20:15Don't start any games.
00:20:19You're not ready to play.
00:20:21So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular,
00:20:35no violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40You can have your privacy.
00:20:43Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew.
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:52Ah!
00:20:53How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:38You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:47Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Look at my head.
00:22:01You're the only one you say.
00:22:04It's like a while.
00:22:06Look at my head.
00:22:07You're the only one you say.
00:22:09You're the only one you say.
00:22:11You're the only one you say.
00:22:13You're the only one you say.
00:22:15You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:53It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Mmm.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:02Wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12You look so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:15You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:03Boom.
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art.
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30You're a jerk.
00:24:31I'll go out there and I'll go out there and I'll go out there and I'll go out there.
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39The camera is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:51your throat.
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58we're leaving now
00:25:04so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:15i did it for your own good you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:21you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:25you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you like a piece of meat
00:25:30my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:35jealous jealous
00:25:40you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do
00:25:51they're cute too you know what's not cute
00:25:56me jealous now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two
00:26:00shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:03you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:08in more than one way
00:26:11well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:19just admit that you want me
00:26:25what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:37put your seatbelt on
00:26:39you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:46let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:48so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no are you sleeping with the professor oh my god maria no ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to
00:27:07keep me safe and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:11i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:32hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:37he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's
00:27:43like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:51it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until until he snaps
00:28:01and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:05and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:10oh here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because i get what i want
00:28:19sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:49what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:28:59i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later oh wait wait wait
00:29:11i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:29:16what's your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble no i just i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:29:29well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:42but what about your date
00:29:50jade please jade jade jade
00:30:03how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:30:17this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:23it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:30or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:30:49what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:00now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:09don't mess with me harper not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:16as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for the kid you can't handle me try me
00:31:37i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:31:45maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:06just shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10i'm sorry
00:32:24you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:34i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36you're late big daddy but you sound pissed so i'll wait
00:32:44you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:47not tonight busy busy
00:32:50never for me you're not
00:32:55when the hell could you possibly be
00:32:59are you with another woman woman no
00:33:01not a woman do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:14not this guy who's my number
00:33:28whoever this girl is
00:33:30your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:46she's going to be the dead to me
00:33:54did
00:33:56because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:00do not flake on melana kaufman
00:34:09stay
00:34:13dammit harper
00:34:26you
00:34:30you
00:34:32you
00:34:34you
00:34:36you
00:34:38you
00:34:40you
00:34:42you
00:34:55you
00:34:57you
00:34:57know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside
00:35:00my pants
00:35:03oh my god did we have sex
00:35:06oh my god did we have sex
00:35:08i slept with my dad's best friend his business partner
00:35:12i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:14no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22so
00:35:23so we didn't
00:35:25no
00:35:27because you're still alive
00:35:29trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:32one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:34you don't know that
00:35:35you don't know that
00:35:38let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:41oh yeah explain that
00:35:44that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:47don't get your hopes up
00:35:48we're not
00:35:49we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:51you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:57is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:00is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:11what's wrong
00:36:12not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:14i am gonna go for a caca walk
00:36:18i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:19with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:44well this will do
00:36:49so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:13struggling much
00:37:19i don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:41pretty obvious kid
00:37:42i had no other choice i ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry sounds like an excuse
00:37:51i used to wear my shirt
00:37:53you just can't get away from me can you
00:37:55uh that's not
00:38:02no underwear
00:38:10that's bad manners angel
00:38:12i don't know
00:38:24i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:28you don't know
00:38:34i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:43would you complain about that princess
00:38:46let's say do your worst
00:38:49let's say do your worst
00:38:58i'm sorry
00:39:07i can't let this happen
00:39:08what the heck why why are you stopping
00:39:13you deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up harper
00:39:17but but what about
00:39:20there's no buts
00:39:24i can't let this happen again
00:39:25hot block
00:39:41you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:48you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:51that was part of the plan
00:39:53i can't even go back to my own place now i'm so embarrassed
00:39:57was it big
00:40:00so big
00:40:03look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:40:06it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak
00:40:10wait what do you mean he's a sex freak
00:40:13like bds on the whole nine yards whips chains handcuffs
00:40:19my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear
00:40:21why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:24wait do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:28oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:32what if he is coming
00:40:33well then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:51stop missing with that you're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:40:58you don't think it's too much maria how else are you gonna woo your man
00:41:03he's not my man
00:41:04i hope you're not talking about me
00:41:09no leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:14you're still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps
00:41:17what do you want brian
00:41:23what do you want brian
00:41:27just five minutes
00:41:31fine
00:41:32harper are you sure it's okay maybe if i talk to him they'll finally leave me alone
00:41:47where the do you think you're taking
00:42:02i want to get back together
00:42:04you cheated on me
00:42:07i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:42:09but that was months ago
00:42:12huh
00:42:13haven't you already got your payback yet
00:42:15this isn't about payback
00:42:18i've moved on and you should too
00:42:22what do you mean moved on
00:42:25you are you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:30no no no no no no no no let me see them let me see how you're fucking other guys show me
00:42:36show me let go of me
00:42:39there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:42i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:45a drink i don't have time for this
00:42:47you still owe me for our canceled plans you know that's not happening ever
00:42:54are you fucking breaking up with me me we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:42:59get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you it's not a threat it's a fact
00:43:11you'll regret this christopher but i'm not going to come after you
00:43:15i'm going to come after your
00:43:17bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:19help me help why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:28stop it that's enough
00:43:31good girl
00:43:34you are going to regret that you bitch
00:43:35i don't think she will actually
00:43:38that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:41and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom and you just made me rip it
00:43:45asshole
00:43:48you okay
00:43:52take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:44:06stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:11if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job
00:44:18i promise
00:44:20let's go
00:44:32fuck
00:44:42chris you almost killed him
00:44:45should we call 9-1-1
00:44:47seriously harper
00:44:49he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:51i handled myself just fine and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:02you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:14so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:26let's see who you are
00:45:44do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:47doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:52your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:45:54so yes
00:45:56we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:07i'm gonna throw up
00:46:15breathe
00:46:18and do this
00:46:37i'm right here
00:46:48don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:57it's not hard to do
00:47:07it's okay it's okay it's okay
00:47:13i got you it's okay
00:47:21you're fine you're fine harper
00:47:30just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:35however you feel
00:47:37fine
00:47:44just insanely distracted
00:47:48ready for the next step
00:47:55i don't know if i'm ready
00:47:58i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:02i thought you didn't make this
00:48:04i don't know if
00:48:06what
00:48:09oh my god
00:48:11oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:15you're talking about swimming
00:48:19what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:21i want you to get used to being underwired
00:48:35you're
00:48:48Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:48:57What happened? What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out. You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry. Sorry.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14What you did is...
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:46Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01I don't like it.
00:50:17Oh!
00:50:18What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:23Oh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa?
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:36Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:14Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:41Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:49You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:00Intimately.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around...
00:52:18Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:24Yeah, well...
00:52:26Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please.
00:52:32Don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:42You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:09He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're going to scare me.
00:53:22Help!
00:53:23Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:39Help!
00:53:40Help!
00:53:41Help me!
00:53:42Help!
00:53:43Help!
00:53:43Help!
00:53:44Help!
00:53:45Help!
00:53:45Smile for T&M's pleasure.
00:53:46Help!
00:53:47Help!
00:53:48Smile for T&M's pleasure.
00:53:49Please don't!
00:53:50Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:52That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:54Help!
00:53:55Help!
00:53:56Help!
00:53:57Help!
00:53:58Help!
00:53:59Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:01Help!
00:54:02Help!
00:54:03Help!
00:54:04Help!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:07Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:09Help!
00:54:10Help!
00:54:11Help!
00:54:12Help!
00:54:13Help!
00:54:14Help!
00:54:15Help!
00:54:16Oh, oh.
00:54:26Mm.
00:54:27Ball Stats R frustrating.
00:54:29Happy birthday.
00:54:31Harper.
00:54:32No!
00:54:33Come on!
00:54:34Come on!
00:54:35People on fire Impossible Are Objective.
00:54:37All night.
00:54:38His money!
00:54:39No, come on.
00:54:50Harper, Harper.
00:54:53Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:55It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:57I thought I was going to die.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:07Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:37I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine.
00:55:58Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:19You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:45Chris, no!
00:56:59Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not a brand of her.
00:57:51Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:56She said that...
00:58:02That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09She said that...
00:58:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:36Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16It was a good idea.
00:59:38what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:02mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:07you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:12so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:20it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:26it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:35you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:58bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:27bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:32what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:04promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope
01:02:21and he's never going to
01:02:23huh
01:02:24i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:27why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:30oh hey
01:02:32hey
01:02:33let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:35okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:39and i am not letting you fail
01:02:41stop moping
01:02:43let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:46okay
01:02:49wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:04like a million hours
01:03:06who the fuck cares
01:03:08we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:11make sure no one's coming
01:03:16whoops
01:03:31i think i hear them coming
01:03:39let's go
01:03:40one last touch
01:03:42good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54heartburn
01:03:55tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:01no no no no my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate
01:04:11why would someone do this to me
01:04:13harper
01:04:18harper
01:04:21i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that
01:04:33it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:37did you do this
01:04:44christina
01:04:46if i don't
01:04:48sell my work tonight
01:04:49i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:53you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:54guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:57good luck with that losers
01:05:00that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:03harper
01:05:04harper
01:05:06there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:08professor i can explain
01:05:10harper
01:05:13is this your work
01:05:16it's so ugly
01:05:19isn't it professor
01:05:20we have to fail harper
01:05:22it looks like a complete choke
01:05:25ladies
01:05:26i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:28in fact
01:05:30guests just bought this piece
01:05:33wait what
01:05:34who would buy this crap
01:05:36i will
01:05:37it's you
01:05:56you psycho grandpa
01:05:58attacked us
01:05:59at a party
01:05:59christina don't be rude
01:06:02don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:07there's no way
01:06:09that's okay professor
01:06:10not everyone has taste
01:06:12how much for this painting
01:06:16oh no
01:06:16our starting price is 18
01:06:19done
01:06:24wait
01:06:261800 dollars
01:06:28you can study at this school or not
01:06:31we haven't sold one single painting
01:06:33for less than $18,000
01:06:34you're telling me this
01:06:36gun pulling whiskey chugging
01:06:39whack-ass grandpa
01:06:40just has $18,000
01:06:42sitting in his bank account
01:06:45here's two mil
01:06:47take the rest and buy
01:06:49art supplies
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get
01:06:52for harper's sake
01:06:53sir
01:06:54mr collins
01:06:55this is too much
01:06:57oh my god
01:06:57oh my god
01:06:58are you fucking kidding me
01:07:01are you fucking kidding me
01:07:05language
01:07:06miss hawks
01:07:07don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:09who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:14my father still runs this university
01:07:17money runs this university
01:07:20and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:22who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action
01:07:26you're going to get us expelled
01:07:30professor you can't
01:07:32please
01:07:32getting expelled sounds
01:07:34just about right to me
01:07:36no wait professor
01:07:37not so fast
01:07:38what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:42i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:07:55good luck proving it was us
01:07:56knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day
01:08:02is satisfying enough for me
01:08:03i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:05those dresses though
01:08:08wait
01:08:09what
01:08:09huh
01:08:09what was it that you two said
01:08:29oh
01:08:30right
01:08:31good luck proving it was me
01:08:33the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:39you're being suspended
01:08:40let's go
01:08:42why are you grabbing us
01:08:43they're the ones who did this
01:08:45arrest them
01:08:45let's go
01:08:46oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:49i'll see you later
01:08:50congratulations on the sale miss reed
01:08:57chris that was 18 grand
01:08:58that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:01seriously
01:09:02i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:05what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:14he um
01:09:17i mean i
01:09:20i was an idiot
01:09:23and i'm sorry
01:09:24but i think this might help
01:09:26show you how much i want you
01:09:29a blindfold
01:09:44i want you harper
01:09:47i want to do things to you
01:09:48bad things
01:09:53but only if you want me to
01:09:57i do
01:10:00why'd we stop
01:10:13i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:16i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:20because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:22and i'll wait for you
01:10:28wear that for me tonight
01:10:31harper
01:10:38harper
01:10:40hello
01:10:41earth to harper
01:10:42you need to look at this
01:10:44can it wait maria
01:10:45i'm having
01:10:46very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:49about my father's business partner
01:10:50no
01:10:51no
01:10:51that's what i need to tell you about
01:10:53harper look
01:10:54you've got the phone
01:10:57i swear
01:10:58the guns and the money
01:10:59it's not just for show
01:11:00harper he's dangerous
01:11:02you need to move out now
01:11:04you can't keep living with him
01:11:05i need to talk to him
01:11:07okay
01:11:07harper
01:11:08taxi
01:11:18for harper
01:11:19who are you
01:11:23hey
01:11:24let go of me
01:11:25stop it
01:11:26please
01:11:26please
01:11:35please let me go
01:11:37if it's money
01:11:38i'll give you however much you want
01:11:40harper
01:11:43harper
01:11:44harper
01:11:46harper
01:11:46harper
01:11:47ryan
01:11:48why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:51we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:11:54you psycho
01:11:55he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:11:58he humiliated me
01:12:02but luckily for me
01:12:03your little boyfriend
01:12:05what does he have
01:12:06he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:08ain't that right fellas
01:12:09once he arrives
01:12:13once he arrives
01:12:13to save his little princess
01:12:14well
01:12:17we don't need to get into the gory details
01:12:19do we
01:12:19no
01:12:20no
01:12:21you can just watch
01:12:23no
01:12:24no
01:12:25no
01:12:25no
01:12:26no
01:12:26no
01:12:27a trap
01:12:45what the hell
01:12:47not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:15you should probably know where she is first
01:13:19hey crap i can explain
01:13:25you're gonna explain
01:13:26but first
01:13:28you know my daughter better than i do
01:13:32is that text a prank
01:13:34harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37can we have some fun with you
01:13:42after we kill
01:13:43leather gramps
01:13:45should we make him watch
01:13:48oh
01:13:52looks like he's here
01:13:55are you ready
01:13:56to see
01:13:58your boyfriend
01:13:59die harper
01:14:00huh
01:14:01get ready boys
01:14:03i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:28what's the matter tough guy
01:14:46what
01:14:47can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go
01:14:56i'll leave
01:14:58i already told you once
01:14:59you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you
01:15:05god damn thing
01:15:06are you okay
01:15:25did he hurt you
01:15:27chris
01:15:29i put you in danger
01:15:31you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper
01:15:36i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone
01:15:45like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:54it's okay
01:15:55i'll handle it
01:15:56i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i
01:16:02before i kill him
01:16:03no dad
01:16:04look
01:16:05i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:08but
01:16:09deep down
01:16:11i know that
01:16:12you just want me to be safe
01:16:16chris makes me feel safe
01:16:21please don't be mad
01:16:23you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down
01:16:29it is the most important thing to me
01:16:33your happiness
01:16:34if that means being with chris
01:16:38then he better not screw this up
01:16:41or i will make him regret it
01:16:44i believe you
01:16:46you
01:16:48keep her safe
01:16:49with my god damn life
01:17:03you remember my instructions
01:17:11yes
01:17:13yes daddy
01:17:26i want you to beg for it
01:17:38i want you
01:17:43to fuck me
01:17:45stop teasing
01:17:57i want you now
01:17:59daddy
01:18:06say it
01:18:07or i'll punish you
01:18:09don't stop daddy
01:18:23are you sure about that
01:18:41you have two choices mr collins
01:18:59you can either uncuff me
01:19:04or fuck me
01:19:05or fuck me
01:19:06you know i'm dangerous
01:19:22rich or mine
01:19:26do your worst daddy
01:19:30once i started
01:19:53let's stop it
01:19:54i thought
01:19:58you only fucked girls
01:20:00from behind
01:20:01you're different
01:20:06ready for round five
01:20:23stop it
01:20:24stop it
01:20:25i'm sore
01:20:26now let me out
01:20:27so i can go keep
01:20:28what if i don't
01:20:31what is that
01:20:35crap
01:20:35it's my dad
01:20:36honey you home
01:20:38um dad i'm kind of busy
01:20:39right now
01:20:40stop it
01:20:40i told you i was busy
01:20:46this
01:20:47is my home
01:20:49harper reads
01:20:50if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:20:52you need to move out
01:20:53okay i will
01:20:54i
01:20:54can you get out
01:20:56i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:13no please keep them covered
01:21:15i want to give a speech
01:21:18and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:20i get nervous when i open up
01:21:23you literally carry around a gun
01:21:25but
01:21:26whatever
01:21:27just get on with it
01:21:29what i do for a living
01:21:31the not so legal part
01:21:34it's
01:21:36dangerous for me to
01:21:38let people into my life
01:21:40and for me to be
01:21:43vulnerable
01:21:45yeah
01:21:46but i knew
01:21:48when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:21:51you're like a magnet harper
01:21:54and i want to be around you
01:21:56forever
01:21:58so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:10i'm moving you in there
01:22:14as a graduation present
01:22:18and also i
01:22:20love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:25only if you want to
01:22:29either way
01:22:30the apartment's yours
01:22:33are you serious
01:22:35what's wrong
01:22:37it's a tacky
01:22:38i liked it i thought
01:22:41deal
01:22:41but on one condition one friend
01:22:48which is
01:22:50you have to move in there with me
01:22:52deal
01:22:54you
01:22:58you
01:23:00you
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