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00:00I would like to leave this city
00:09This old town don't smell too pretty
00:13And I can feel the warning signs
00:18Running around my mind
00:21So what do you say
00:25You can't give me the dream to the mind anyway
00:30Half the world away
00:33Half the world away
00:37Half the world away
00:41I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
00:52I keep my eyes wide open all the time
00:56I keep the ends out for to tie the bind
01:01Because you're mine
01:04I walk the line
01:06He walked the line
01:10I find it very, very easy to be true
01:15I find myself alone when each day is through
01:20Oh, there we go
01:25He's like a bloody bad spell that Noel Edmonds isn't he
01:31Hey
01:32I wish someone would put him in one of them bloody boxes and bury it
01:37Oh, shite Graham Norton
01:41What the bloody hell is going on here, Barb?
01:46It was five years ago when you just had the likes of Larry Grayson
01:49Your novelty gay
01:50But now it's a bloody novelty
01:52If you never see anyone straight on the television
01:54Gays can get married now, you know, Jim
01:57I know, they bloody can't
01:58I don't know what the whale's coming to
02:00You know who kicked all that off, don't you?
02:02Oh, Elton bloody John
02:04What's that feather you married called?
02:08David Furnish
02:09Oh, aye, that's the soft, Sarge
02:10I bet this candle's given the wind a few bloody times, you know
02:14Oh, Jim
02:18Oi, get that, will you, Barb?
02:20That'll be Dr. Ruin Rose
02:21Hiya, ma'am
02:27You all right?
02:30Hello, Dave
02:31You all right?
02:32Hi, Barbara
02:33Hello, little David
02:34Give me a little big one
02:36Hiya, Dave
02:39How are you, little David?
02:45Come on
02:45Up above
02:46Now, be all
02:47To the side
02:48Too slow
02:49He was dressed like that, right?
03:02He was dressed like that
03:03We just saw the clip
03:04He's just done it
03:05And it was the first preview
03:06And he was in the direction of him afterwards
03:08It was between shows
03:09Have you had your tea?
03:11Yeah
03:11What did you have?
03:14Well, I made little David turkey twizzlers and chips
03:18What did you have?
03:22Um, turkey twizzlers and chips
03:25Did you like your turkey twizzlers, David?
03:29Yeah
03:30Have you had a good day at school, little David?
03:55Yeah
03:56Oh, did you do any reading?
03:59Yeah
04:00Did you do any writing?
04:02Yeah
04:03Can I have the symptoms on, granddad?
04:16Now, now
04:16What do we say?
04:18Can I have the symptoms on, please?
04:20No
04:20Can I watch upstairs, Nana, please?
04:23Yes, of course you can, love
04:25Thanks
04:26He's a sociable little fella, isn't he?
04:32Oh, that reminds me, ma'am
04:37Can little David stay over here on Friday?
04:40Oh, yeah, of course he can
04:41What time till?
04:44Till Monday
04:44Oh, yeah
04:46Okay, then
04:48Yeah
04:49Why, what are you doing?
04:52Well, we fancied a little breakaway
04:55Oh
04:57Where to?
05:00No, no
05:00Away from little David
05:01Oh, right
05:03See, Dave really needs to spend some quality time on his own
05:08In the feathers
05:09And I've got loads catching up to do
05:12You know what with Tricia and Jeremy Kyle?
05:15She's skyplushed them, Barbara
05:16Oh, did you, Denise?
05:19Oh, well done
05:20Oh, how was that little David doing at school?
05:27Well, do you know how we thought he had attention deficit disorder?
05:31Yeah
05:31Well, it turned out he just couldn't be bothered concentrating
05:34Oh
05:35Could he, Dave?
05:37What?
05:38Little David, not concentrating
05:40Oh, yeah, he's got attention deficit disorder, Barbara
05:43No, he's not, Dave
05:46They told us that
05:47Oh, yeah, they did, yeah
05:50How's they been behaving this week?
05:57Well
05:57I had to put him on the naughty chair four times last night
06:01Swear him again?
06:02Yeah
06:03What did he say?
06:04Homework my arse
06:05Thing is, though
06:09It's always me dishing out the discipline with him
06:11Dave's dead soft with him
06:13I put little David in the naughty chair
06:16And Dave goes and sits in there with him
06:18Oh, do you, Dave?
06:20Oh, that's very thoughtful of you
06:22Naughty bloody chair?
06:25What a waste of bloody time, Nannis
06:26That's why the country's in such a bloody mess
06:29We're trying to find crime in a bloody naughty chair
06:32Oh, can't lie me
06:33Who's been in the naughty chair?
06:40Oh, are you waiting, Nannis?
06:43Yeah
06:44Who's that?
06:47Oh, hello, Denise
06:50Hiya, Nannis
06:52Are you waiting, Nannis?
06:54Yeah
06:55Hello, David
06:57Hiya, Nannis
06:59Are you awake, Mum?
07:01Oh, yeah
07:02Hello, Barbara
07:04Hiya, Mum
07:06Jim, Mum's awake
07:08Oh, better luck next time, eh?
07:11Hiya
07:12Hiya
07:12Oh, hello, Cheryl
07:13Hi, Cheryl
07:15Hiya, Nannis
07:17Are you awake?
07:18Yes, I am
07:19Hello, Cheryl
07:21Your bag looks a bit full
07:25Shall I empty it again?
07:27I'm Barbara
07:28Oh, yeah
07:28Thanks, Cheryl
07:29Oh
07:31Oh
07:31Isn't she good, eh, Cheryl?
07:34Yeah
07:35I think she'd have made a lovely nurse
07:53Ah, yeah
07:54Yeah
07:55She's only looking a bag of piss, you know, Barbara
07:57It's hardly key old surgery
07:58Well, you wouldn't do it
08:00I'd love one of them bags, Dave, wouldn't you?
08:01You'd hardly miss any bloody telly, then
08:03Oh, no
08:04I fancied getting one for the last World Cup game
08:07But the National Health
08:07Didn't want to know
08:09Yeah, I don't think anymore
08:11Sorry to hear you, Sarah
08:13Okay, she's an artist
08:15Tell her about pleasure
08:16Thank you, Cheryl
08:17Yeah, I'll neverkea to talk a little bit
08:17But she'd think of it
08:18Thank you, Cheryl
08:19Thank you, Cheryl
08:20Oh, thanks, Cheryl. It's a messy job, isn't it? Have you washed your hands, love? No, you're
08:45all right. Come on, sit down. You're amongst friends. You've got the evening news tonight.
08:51Oh, it's in, babes. Dad, you've got the evening news. Cheryl's had sin, matchmaker, matchmaker.
08:57What? The lonely hat? Oh, the hat, yeah, go. Oh, thanks to that bloat you was round to
09:07freighters, Cheryl. What happened there? Oh, well, I sent him a picture, like he asked,
09:12and then I never heard anything. Well, there wasn't much future in it, really. What's
09:19the name for life? Yeah. Here it is. Look. What does it say, bab? Oh, hang on, hang on. Charismatic
09:33thirties female. No, read Cheryl's out. Oh. Bubbly cuddly. Likes going out for meals or
09:42staying in for meals. Both vegetarian and meat eaters considered. Oh, good thinking, babes.
09:49Looking for friendship stroke love with male aged any. Able bodied or otherwise. Skin colour,
10:00not essential. No height restrictions. Not the hell. You're on a roller coaster,
10:06are you, Cheryl? Own vehicle not necessary as father will pick up and drop off. Oh, you know
10:13what the problem is here, don't you? You're playing too bloody hard to get, girl.
10:17So you just press this button here and away you go this one
10:38I've got Johnny Cash in my ears
11:00Anthony does this thing play cassettes as well
11:07no no no it's just CDs why have you got cassettes no
11:14hey Anthony are you going to stay for your tea it's chops
11:17no I'm on my way to a conference in Milton Keynes
11:20oh he's great yeah yeah his piano tutor is round tonight
11:34and then how's it going with Sarah
11:42uh yeah good you know all right good yeah all right
11:46very good hey oh it's Alan Sugar how are you
11:50yeah all right dad oh Jim Jim our Anthony's going to a conference in Milton Keynes
11:55a conference in Milton Keynes eh that's bloody great that lad
11:59so um shall I put the kettle on then oh
12:03oh yeah hey no no no hey hey hey hey you sit down
12:07I'll go and make it you save your energy for the bloody conference son
12:14can I have a coffee please
12:16coffee have we got any coffee bar
12:17yeah yeah yeah it's in the top cupboard
12:19yeah do you want the kit kat to go with that lake
12:22yeah please yeah
12:23oh oh there's a mint yo-yo
12:25oh there's a wagon wheel doing nothing here
12:27anything dad
12:28come on then come and choose one lad
12:30dad I'm not arsed anything
12:31come on I want you to pick me
12:34you need to have a club orange
12:36turn it to a burning ring of fire
12:44well I tell you what lad you look at the bloody bee's knees don't you
12:48yeah you're doing really well you've come a long way haven't you
12:50yeah
12:51hey the old suit hats cost a few bob haven't it
12:53yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
12:55do you know who you remind me of
12:56no
12:57Roger Moore and the James Bond movies
12:59look at the cut of that and the matching tie and all like that bloody hell
13:04hey I'm bloody proud of you son proud of you
13:06glad to see you're doing well
13:08it's just that well I've been a bit strapped for cash lately
13:12what with their well inflation and everything
13:16how much do you want this time dad
13:17well I'd say 20 quid son but I don't think that'd be enough so uh
13:22can we call it 50 quid
13:24bloody hell dad oh lovely
13:26hey do you want a penguin with that son
13:29hey can I take two
13:30oh you bums you greedy little get
13:32who the bloody hell do you think you are
13:34hey swarming round at your conference and milking bloody keens
13:38there's more to life than bloody money you know
13:39what about your family
13:41now get in there and see your nana go on
13:43you selfish selfish little sod
13:47oh that's me and you and the feathers your majesty
14:04now I'm on the fist again
14:09would you like a large one your majesty
14:11do you want a drink to go with it
14:14two large drinks please barman leave yourself out this time
14:23luciana kick the black tire of her mustang in temper without a care for her manolo blankets
14:36shoes which had seemed so perfect in new york but now only served to shout tourists to the
14:44barefooted peasants of tangia luciana was in trouble and she knew it through her tears
14:52she noticed something ahead in the road oh sorry nana
15:00she noticed something ahead in the road it couldn't be could it
15:06could it be him luciana's heart started pounding the land rover screeched to a halt
15:14and the all too familiar figure of dr curtis sinclair emerged luciana started to feel herself
15:26weakening as she saw the steely determination of his gait
15:33suddenly she felt enveloped by his two strong arms never had she felt so protected
15:42not with rico not with paulo and certainly not with demetrius oh no not with him no
15:50she felt his warm breath on the nape of her neck every sinew in her body ached with desire for this
15:59gifted neurosurgeon she wondered how such strong hands could perform such delicate operations
16:08i want you luciana he whispered i've wanted you since the moment i clasped my eyes on you dancing alone
16:18in the fountain his lips sought to quench the thirst of her rising passion she knew that this was the moment
16:28not here luciana my angel he whispered let's wait until marrakesh what the bloody hell is dr
16:37cater sinclair playing that i've got a little stiffy on here and he wants to wait till marrakesh
16:42david david david what is a little stiffy
16:53she had to admit he had not put a foot out of line as far as
16:59she was concerned
17:02stunning scenery and i'll be watching life float by from the banks of the great river nile as i holiday in luxor
17:12for years egypt has been capturing the imagination of its visitors the wonder of the pyramids the
17:18magic of the temples but it's the nail that's the lifeblood of this land which is why i've decided to
17:23start my holiday with a cruise sailing from luxor to aswan the raw docks in a different place every
17:32day my first how's your dad doing dave oh smashing yeah oh his scalp still flaking yeah your mom's still
17:44following them around with the dice yeah
17:54how's your diet going cheryl started a new one
17:58what is it babe mainly fruit and vegetables i'm sorry to hear that cheryl but i have to have plenty
18:04of nuts as well i forgot to take my nuts to work yesterday so i just had a topic oh that's very
18:10clever cheryl's plenty of nuts in them yeah and um two snickers
18:19do you like snickers derek i don't i don't mind oh aren't they well suited denise
18:26i'm sorry i couldn't meet denise's dad derek he won't come out of the kitchen he's sulking
18:41what's over this time ma'am it's okay she's asleep well tea time it was you went to switch the telly
18:50over with the remote control and it wouldn't work turns out your nana's taken the batteries out to
18:56put in that handheld fan of us oh poor nana hello what did he do oh he hit the roof he said he'd like
19:05to shove that fan right up your nana's arse sideways
19:15anyone fancy a brew oh yes please please yeah please derek babes do you fancy a brew
19:23i was pleased denise dave babes hmm everyone fancies a brew
19:42all right doing what you doing in here
19:44having your bloody head no what the queen of bloody sheba in there had only stolen the batteries
19:51out of me bloody remote control what for to fan her bloody self that's what for so i had to sit for
19:56an hour and watch location location low bloodication well why don't you just turn it over at the
20:03telly because that's what she wants can you see that me up and down like a blue ass fly she's the
20:08puppet master pulling the strings up and down up and down she's got barbara wiping her ass and
20:14plucking her bloody chin every half an hour and everyone else has to empty her back because she's too
20:19lazy to go for a bloody piss and do you know what the crafty old cow's done the wicked witch she stole
20:25the bloody batteries out of my bloody remote you know what everything in this house bloody revolves
20:34around it now i've not noticed you've not noticed bloody hell that she's been lying flat on the back
20:42for the last six months where we used to sit and have our tea and you haven't noticed ah bloody hell d
20:49you go in there and you tell barbara i will not step foot in that room until i get me bloody batteries
20:56back in that barbara yeah jim says he's not stepping foot in that room till he gets his batteries back
21:09oh you see what i mean denise well you can tell him to get off his big fat ass and go and get the
21:15batteries from the shop
21:20she said you can get off your big fat ass and go and get the batteries from the shop
21:25when you tell her if i do have to go to the shop and buy batteries that have been stolen from my
21:30bloody remote i won't be coming back
21:36ah bruh yeah oh hang on what do you say again jim if i have to go to the shop and buy the bloody
21:45batteries that have been stolen from my remote i won't be coming back
21:49he says if he has to go to the shop he's never coming back
21:56well tell him if he thinks more of his remote control than it is of his own family he needn't
22:02bother coming back
22:08she said i know what she said i'm not bloody deaf dave i hate it i hate it you bloody big
22:14go on piss off i think he's mad at me now barbara oh ignore him dave
22:21you're all right derek it's always a little bit awkward on a first date didn't it
22:38which flights from manchester and barbara oh hey barbara i'm awake barbara how are you ma'am
22:47is he still in there yeah well i do hope it had nothing to do with me of course it doesn't mom
22:56are you nana are you awake yeah hello denise hiya nana are you awake yeah hello cheryl oh derek
23:16you haven't met nana yet have you do you want to go over and meet her well you've only seen her
23:21sleep so far haven't you go on very big oh look there it's got a tail
23:32oh derek's got a tail on his first date
23:41cheryl take that tail off derek
23:52oh sorry derek babes it's one of me uh my extensions hey derek derek come on come and come
24:01and meet nana come on oh bow down for the queen of sheba
24:08sit down do sit down derek this is nana nana this is derek hello derek
24:18hello nana oh uh just a minute
24:22you're lovely derek derek um let me tell you do you know what my favorite musical is
24:39no well it's annie and you know your hair has just reminded me of it
24:46it the sun will come out tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun
24:59tomorrow tomorrow i love you tomorrow
25:07you're only a day away come on derek come on
25:14you know come on come on take me down the bloody shop come on lady
25:30i love you tomorrow we're only a day away
25:45oh mary you know elsie my dead friend yes well her daughter miriam
26:04she's been laminated this weekend what you know carpets up and uh wood lookalikey oh
26:14wood lookalikey how lovely for her haven't denise and david been laminated oh yes they've been
26:22laminated throughout i'd love my flat to be laminated throughout i would laminate my ass hey what
26:36bloody use would that do you don't live there now do you you live here in my bloody house and i don't
26:42want laminating throughout oh hello jim hello mother theresa how's joe today is he still decorating
26:49oh yes he's just painting the sides of the fish tank when i came out what's he doing that for
26:56well there was some left over it's magnolia oh righty has he still got that cotton bud lodging
27:04is here well yes he has mary mary i haven't shown you my new tablets have i yeah oh what are they
27:13they're yellow oh yeah yeah oh i know joe got yellow ones for his swelling when he got his mickey
27:23stuck in his zip oh dr marmood gave them to me oh dr marmood's a pakistani you know but he's very open
27:33about it oh oh may cause drowsiness if affected do not operate machinery dr marmood thinks of everything
27:46oh did i tell you about bernard from the flats no what he dropped dead in the middle of matalan oh
27:56oh dear anyway after he was dead didn't he find himself cremated oh poor bernard they split his ashes
28:06normal what they split his ashes his sister who's living here yeah took half and then his other sister
28:16who lives in america took the other half oh now he'd never been out of manchester no in his life
28:28and now half of them is in salford and the other half of them is in san francisco which half
28:38there's no way of knowing well i hope it was his top half oh so do i
28:44i left my half in san francisco
29:07six foot six he stood on the ground he weighed 235 pounds but i saw that
29:14giant of a man brought down to his knees by love
29:22he was the kind of a man that would gamble on love
29:25looked you in the eye and never backed up but i saw him crying like a little whip
29:30up because of love you can't see it with your eyes hold it in your hand
29:37but like the wind that covers our land strong enough to rule the heart of any man this thing called love
29:45it can lift you up never let you down take your world and turn it all around
29:53ever since time nothing's ever been found that's stronger than love
30:02don't do it so curly this time barbara last time it was just like jeremy clarkson
30:08oh don't be so rough you're just like sweeney todd with that comb
30:16barbara barbara did did i tell you that my dead friend else's daughter marian went out for a meal last friday
30:28with her husband lionel no well she did marian went out for a meal last friday with her husband lionel
30:36oh did they oh did they what did they have uh they both had a la carte
30:44oh lovely
30:49what is a la carte barbara i don't know
30:55i wouldn't mind trying a la carte one night i'm sick of chops
30:58for a starter marian had soup of the day which was friday and lionel had smoked salmon raw with cheese and
31:15chive sauce before the main meal and after it they had um ice cream sorbet oh how lovely
31:29and then they both had a crepe oh well i'm not surprised after all they'd eaten
31:41hey ma'am
31:43do you remember when you used to do my hair yes i do
31:47you always used to tie it up with a little red ribbon on top
31:51well that's what my mam used to do to me
31:58that's what my mam used to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do
32:01this nighty feels a bit mucky
32:06right well well throw it in with the next load you can give it me after this
32:13can't you do a hand wash with it
32:15i don't fancy it being in with jim's wife rums they're so mucky
32:26barbara yes
32:27do you think you could get on with my toenails next
32:32yeah
32:36barbara
32:36thank you thank you barbara
32:48what for everything
32:53do you remember last christmas when all this started yeah do you remember i got a wishbone
33:00yeah do you want to know what i wish for
33:03no don't tell me because it won't come true but it has barbara it does
33:09i wished i wish that i would never have to go into a home
33:14wish you could
33:20not a burden to you i'm a barbara
33:30i do love you barbara
33:40when i was just a little girl i asked my mother what will i be
33:50will i be pretty will i be rich here's what she said to me
33:56i asked my sweetheart what lies ahead
34:26will we have rainbows day after day here's what my sweetheart said
34:34qu'est-ce que sera sera whatever will be will be
34:41the future's not ours to see
34:45qu'est-ce que sera sera
34:49what will be will be
34:51have you thought any more about having them hair extensions nana
34:59yeah i uh i thought maybe for my birthday oh yeah
35:04uh well it's something a bit different isn't it yeah yeah i think they look top babes
35:10these look great denise they're great do you ever think of doing this to your own nails
35:19well i've always got loads of things to do and false nails they just slow me down get stuck in the remote control
35:26you're your father's daughter all right aren't you
35:32oh no no don't say that
35:34we're nearly ready oh we're really excited
35:39what's little david what's little david hoping for a little brother or a little sister
35:46he wants a brother oh what about big david
35:50well you don't mind really as long as it's uh his
35:55nana
36:00whatever it is
36:03i'm going to hang on to meet it
36:05well david keeps getting his bit wrong lewis thinks he's our next factor
36:18denise yeah
36:21denise can i talk to you about when i go go where to heaven oh no i don't want to talk about that
36:32they won't let me talk about it and i want to okay nana but denise how do you spell funeral funeral
36:43yes spell it spell it f-u-n yeah stop stop there because that's what i want my funeral to be
36:53i want my funeral to be fun oh nana and denise can we have folly fonts yeah yeah
37:07nana do you know what i'll make them myself oh tarnie from a packet probably yeah hey they were them
37:16two are carrying on you think they were performing at wembley arena hey auntie babes who'd have
37:20thought yeah me and you could be such talented kids yeah i don't know i don't say this to swank
37:25but uh where do you think they get all that talent from me oh yeah all right okay
37:36okay okay ladies and gentlemen let's get ready to rumble he learned his craft in tokyo japan and
37:48kevin's karate class on church road it's master david lightning pants best
37:53yay
37:58oh very good very good oh oh yeah
38:06let's get ready to rumble once more ladies and gentlemen it's time for a few impressions the
38:19master of mirth himself the boy of a thousand voices all of them quite similar in nana's corner it's lewis
38:25what are you gonna do then what am i gonna do do do do uh do nana first
38:34jip jip jip jip that's very good hey do denise for us me oh dave take it off you big clown
38:43squat on do miserable old granddad for us never mind bloody baby oh oh bacon my
38:52baby oh
39:15the future's not ours to see
39:22When I was young and looking for love,
39:27you just couldn't find a boyfriend in the paper then, Cheryl.
39:30I think it's a good idea because it means that
39:33when you go out on your first date,
39:35at least you know you've got something in common.
39:40What are your hobbies, Slash?
39:44Diking and paintballing.
39:46Do you know, Cheryl's father, Joe,
39:49has just paintballed their entire stairs and landing in Magnolia?
39:58Now, what do you think of that, Slash?
39:59Here we come, with the old champagne!
40:02With the old champagne!
40:04Hello, Cheryl!
40:06Hey, someone help me to get this bloody clock out!
40:09Come on, bend over, Norma!
40:11It's Denise! It's Denise!
40:13Denise is here!
40:15Joe, I've got a drink now, come on!
40:16Here's my girls now!
40:27There you go, nanny.
40:30Oh!
40:32Oh!
40:35Oh!
40:37I've been waiting to meet you, sweetheart!
40:40Oh, she's beautiful, beautiful, Denise!
40:52What are you going to call her?
40:55Well, myself and my partner and husband, David,
41:00decided that there was only one possible name we could choose,
41:04and it's a very special name.
41:07We've called her Norma.
41:14Oh, nanny.
41:17She's beautiful.
41:19Beautiful.
41:21Denise.
41:25Norma, Orchard, Tallulah, Portia, Best!
41:29To baby Norma!
41:30Let's have a drink!
41:31Hey!
41:34To baby Norma!
41:41What's the bloody thing, will you?
41:42I am pushing!
41:44All pushed together!
41:46Together!
41:46It's no good pushing.
41:47There's a bloody big gap there.
41:49Look at that, Jim.
41:50There's got to be a gap for the expanse, and you shit!
41:52I know there's going to be a gap!
41:54I know there's going to play me like you, too.
41:57I want to walk like you.
41:59Help like you too.
42:02I said it's true.
42:07I laugh like you too.
42:14Yeah, we haven't been done.
42:16Yeah, we haven't been done.
42:19Yeah, too, too.
42:20Yeah, too.
42:20Yeah, too.
42:21Now here's your
42:51Come on, Manna, get your sanctions, you man, Manna!
42:56Give it up, Manna!
42:59Now, don't try to kid me, Manna.
43:02I made a deal with you.
43:04But I've decided to stand with fire to make my dream come true.
43:21Hey, everyone, I'd like to meet Solomon.
43:24I like this, Solomon! Come on down, son, you all right?
43:27All right, pal!
43:29All right, kid!
43:31It's 12 o'clock, Thomas, all down the feathers!
43:34Come on, Solomon, down the feathers!
43:36Come on, pal, look at him!
43:38Come on, Solomon, I'll take your hair down!
43:40All down the feathers, you'll look it down there in the shafty!
43:43Beverly McAway's a wonder brown!
43:46Hey!
43:51Get mad, baby!
44:06I trust Jim to leave me half laminated.
44:22All I've ever dreamed of is being laminated throughout.
44:27Poor old Solomon!
44:33Apparently he'd never even had one snakebite, let alone ten.
44:37Do you remember, ma'am, you used to love a snakebite.
44:41What is it again?
44:42Is it half a cider and half a lager or half a lager and half a...
44:50Ma'am?
44:52Ma'am?
44:53Ma'am?
44:54Ma'am?
44:55Ma'am?
44:56Ma'am?
44:57Ma'am?
44:58Ma'am?
44:59Ma'am?
45:00Ma'am?
45:01Ma'am?
45:02Ma'am?
45:03Ma'am?
45:04Ma'am?
45:05Ma'am?
45:06Ma'am?
45:07Ma'am?
45:08Ma'am?
45:09Ma'am?
45:10Ma'am?
45:11Ma'am?
45:12Ma'am?
45:13Ma'am?
45:14Ma'am?
45:15Ma'am?
45:16Ma'am?
45:17Ma'am?
45:18Ma'am?
45:19Ma'am?
45:20Ma'am?
45:21I hear you sing my prayer
45:28And the great darling prayer
45:37And for me some scarlet river
45:47I'll let her hold for her home
45:58I peeped your hand on her pillow
46:07On her pillow
46:10Your? Nana? Nana?
46:15Mum?
46:17You alright now?
46:45I'll let her hold for her hair
46:53Through the night my heart was aching
47:07Just before the dawn was breaking
47:21I peeped your hand on her pillow
47:29On her pillow
47:35Lying there
47:39Lying ribbons
47:43Scarlet ribbons
47:47Scarlet ribbons
47:51For her hair
47:57If I live to be a home
48:07Look after her
48:09Look after her
48:11God
48:13I will never know
48:17From where
48:27From where
48:29Came those ribbons
48:33Scarlet ribbons
48:37Scarlet ribbons
48:39Scarlet ribbons
48:41For her hair
48:47How are you?
49:09Hello Father
49:11It's a very nice thing, isn't it?
49:38I'm sorry.
49:41Come on, love.
49:43Let's just get through today, eh?
49:45Yeah.
49:46That's what Norma would have wanted.
49:48Yeah.
49:50But, hey, a little miracle happened today, you know.
49:54What?
49:56Ah, Denise got off her arse and made the buffy.
50:00But don't spread it round, love, or no bugger will eat it.
50:04Except Chaddell.
50:06I'll tell you what, though, Barb.
50:13I'll give all the bloody money in the world to have one more bloody row with it.
50:19Oh, Jim.
50:21I stole the gold from your hair.
50:29I put the silver threads there.
50:35I don't know any way I could ever repay.
50:45Pal of my cradle a day.
50:51Oh, yeah.
50:52Well done.
50:53Ah, nice one.
50:54Yeah.
50:55She was alive right up to the end, wasn't she, Barb?
50:58Yeah.
50:59I don't know how she did it.
51:01No.
51:02It doesn't seem real, Mary.
51:04Mm-hm.
51:05I can still see her warm, loving face.
51:10And that white head of curls twinkling up at me.
51:16Right there, where the sausage rolls are.
51:24What were our last words, Barbara?
51:26Trevor McDonald.
51:28Oh, Barbara.
51:31What a fitting tribute to the man.
51:33Yeah.
51:40Erm, can I just say something?
51:44Erm, well, before Anna died, she asked me to promise her something.
51:51Oh.
51:52And she asked me to promise her that her funeral would be fun.
51:58Oh.
52:02Dad?
52:03No, she's bloody right.
52:04We should be having a laugh at you.
52:05Norma would have loved to have bloody been here, wouldn't she?
52:08Yeah.
52:09Come on, let's have a toast.
52:10Raise your glass of Norma's favourite tipple,
52:12which, to be honest, could have been anything from a bloody off licence.
52:15God bless her.
52:16Eh?
52:17Yeah.
52:18Norma, Jean Speakman, has finally taken her stairlift to heaven.
52:23Aww.
52:24Norma!
52:25Norma!
52:26Norma!
52:27Norma!
52:28No, I just wanted to think, er, Father Kennedy has thoughtfully given us Norma's ashes to take away.
52:33Aww.
52:34And, er, they'll be cherished.
52:37And that's why they're getting pride of place in the royal family household.
52:43Oh.
52:44Somewhere where we'll always be reminded of her.
52:49Oh.
52:50Cheers.
52:51Aww.
52:52Aww.
52:53Yeah.
52:54Yeah.
52:55Oh, that's good today.
52:56Oh.
52:57Oh.
52:58Oh.
52:59Oh.
53:00Oh.
53:08Dad!
53:09Oh!
53:10Oh!
53:11Oh!
53:12Oh!
53:13Oh!
53:14Oh!
53:15Oh!
53:16Oh!
53:17Oh!
53:18Oh!
53:19Oh!
53:20Oh!
53:21I can't drop!
53:22Hey!
53:23Hey!
53:24What the bloody hell's going on?
53:25Get out!
53:26Get out!
53:27Get out!
53:28Get out of here!
53:29Oh!
53:30Oh!
53:31Go, go, go!
53:32Oh!
53:33Oh!
53:34Oh!
53:35Oh!
53:36Oh!
53:37Oh!
53:38Oh!
53:39Oh!
53:40Oh!
53:41Oh!
53:42Oh!
53:43Oh!
53:44Oh!
53:45Oh!
53:46Oh!
53:47Oh!
53:49Oh!
53:50All right, love.
53:59Hey, Cheryl, you still going out
54:01with that bloke with the beard?
54:05Solomon?
54:07No.
54:09I really liked him,
54:11and I was prepared to change religion
54:14and give up bacon for him,
54:17but when it came to pork pie,
54:21I just, I couldn't make that commitment.
54:23So I suppose the love wasn't strong.
54:29No one should want you to change.
54:32I've always thought you were a little belty.
54:42Oh, they can't beat you.
54:47Here we go, while we're here, I know.
54:59I want a girl, a girl that's like a girl that married dear old dad.
55:06She was a girl and the only girl that he ever had.
55:14A real old fashion girl in lines of love.
55:19One who really looks so much like you.
55:23I want a girl, just like a girl that married dear old dad.
55:30I want a girl, just like a girl that married dear old dad.
55:38She was a girl and the only girl that married dear old dad.
55:46A real old fashion girl in lines of love.
55:50One who really looks so much like you.
55:54I want a girl, just like a girl that married dear old dad.
56:06So what do you say?
56:10You can't give me the dream to the mind anyway.
56:15Half the world away.
56:19Half the world away.
56:23Half the world away.
56:27I've been lost, I've been found, but I don't feel down.
56:33No, I don't feel down.
56:37No, I don't feel down.
56:41No, I don't feel down.
56:44No, I don't feel down.
57:02No, I don't feel down.