00:00Fifty Shades is only romantic because he has a billionaire.
00:03If he was living in a trailer, it would be in a Criminal Minds episode.
00:07That's so true!
00:09Fifty Shades of prison.
00:11Or is it fifty gallons of baby oil?
00:14This is what happens when kids grow up and get adult money.
00:18The Green Ranger.
00:21Yes.
00:23Question is, if this was you, what color ranger would you pick?
00:27Which one would you have done?
00:29Am I handsome? Show me your pictures with the Snapchat filter.
00:34Gender Swap filter.
00:37Come on!
00:39That's so wrong!
00:42That's so wrong!
00:45I collected 97 application fees at $45 each for an apartment rental.
00:52That's over $4,000 in passive income.
00:56I'm not even, oh my god.
00:59That's so wrong dude!
01:01I'm giving landlords a bad net.
01:04Never mind, you're not hurting them.
01:06Keep it up.
01:08If anybody doesn't know there's a lot of flooding going on here in the south right now, especially in Arkansas.
01:16That's where I'm at.
01:18North of me, this is in the Jacksonville City area.
01:21So it's like north central area.
01:24And people are literally riding Sea-Doo's, whatever, jet skis, whatever you want to call those things.
01:29You know, skiing behind them and everything on the side of the road where it's flooded.
01:34Out 440 is flooded real bad.
01:36There's people out there on jet skis, skiing.
01:38I mean, just be careful.
01:39I mean, get out and have some fun.
01:41But be careful.
01:42What the...
01:43Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Co-
01:47That would be like, okay that would be pretty good.
01:54Okay, that would be pretty good
01:56If you can lift it, you can put it away
01:58Re-wrap your weights. Yeah, see this is why I don't work out at the gym. I mean there's so many
02:04so much just this activity
02:06Not because I'm overweight and out of shape, but because of this only this
02:13All right, the doctor is shocked after an 11 week old baby grows fanged to overnight
02:19Baby shark
02:27Best way to get back on your feet miss two car payments
02:30That's so true
02:33If you want to be a big dummy, you'll get a lot of exercise. Just miss two car payments. Bar worker shot. Oh
02:42Oh, that's some dark humor right there. Oh, that's wrong. That's a dark. That's a dark humor
02:47If you ain't got a dark sense of humor, you're probably on the wrong page
02:52What?
02:55What is it? How are they doing that?
02:58I mean, are they carefully laid out or something? I mean, there's no way they're levitating, but I mean
03:04It is so wild
03:07I wonder how they did that. Anybody know? Let me know in the comments below
03:10Apparently we had an all-female
03:14crew go into space today and
03:19Katy Perry was one of them
03:20So in more important news, did you see where they open the door prematurely?
03:26And then shut it so that Jeff Bezos could come over with a tool and open it?
03:30Yeah
03:31Quick animal fact number 25 most bobcats are not named Bob
03:35Yeah, I hear some of them are named Jeff
03:41What the?
03:43Bruce LaHee
03:50There's some really good, you know, Michael Jackson memes out there. If you know any of them, let me know in the comments below
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