- 6 months ago
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Lee.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Wait, me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:50Oh, God.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22You want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's buffering him.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um.
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it,
00:03:46I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something up.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well,
00:06:15maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:20but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:29Please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here
00:07:04until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17I don't need you.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this above grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi. Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:15And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:10What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:24You all seem a little bored.
00:12:27So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:48Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57He's gonna give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's pull right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47Fuck this!
00:13:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You are supposed to get rid of them!
00:14:35Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:41It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:43The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:48Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51First, that's enough. Let her go.
00:14:56One last thing.
00:15:00What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:07You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:09Let's get one thing straight. Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:14If you mess with her again...
00:15:20Fuck you up.
00:15:21But we're literally just girls!
00:15:23I don't give a fuck!
00:15:24Everyone out!
00:15:25The fuck out!
00:15:26What the hell was that?
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:00You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:17Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:22You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our schools.
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:34We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:41Just because you run some sort of shady business, darling?
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:46I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:53And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:16:59Oh, yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:04what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:11Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:35Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:52Oh!
00:17:54God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:03What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:19This cannot be happening.
00:18:20He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:21You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't wanna...
00:18:38I don't wanna play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:18:59Say please.
00:19:02I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19We're going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:40So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:54You wanna piss off?
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:10Rule number five.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:32Here in the regular no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40you can have your privacy until sunset what does that mean
00:20:50you have curfew
00:21:10how's my daughter um hot what was that uh she's hot-headed why the hell did i say that
00:21:22that's why you're watching her and not me is she back from class she was supposed to be back from
00:21:28class hours ago chris is my daughter okay she's fine mark good you're my best friend
00:21:35you're the only one i trust to keep her safe
00:21:38you better have a good excuse when i find you
00:22:08you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:23your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:28oh excuse me we're filming
00:22:43filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room somewhere else
00:22:50i'm looking for harper weaves it says her location is here so step aside before i make you
00:22:57nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:02hey wait wait wait wait wait
00:23:05he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:15you shouldn't be here
00:23:24you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:28no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:39class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:23:44chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:48hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:51you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:54that is enough
00:23:55these look amazing harper
00:24:11oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these
00:24:17deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there
00:24:24and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:26see how much my dad likes that
00:24:30your choice
00:24:35camera it is
00:24:40you asshole
00:24:45if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:54what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58we're leaving
00:25:03now
00:25:04so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:16i did it for your own good
00:25:18you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:21you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:26you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:28like a piece of meat
00:25:30my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:35jealous
00:25:38jealous
00:25:40jealous
00:25:41you're cute harper
00:25:46i'll give you that
00:25:48and those things you do
00:25:50they're cute too
00:25:52you know what's not cute
00:25:54me jealous
00:25:57now you were right
00:25:58i'm in some shady business
00:26:00and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:02but you better not test me
00:26:04or i'll break you
00:26:06in more than one way
00:26:11well guess what
00:26:16you just called me harper
00:26:18instead of kid
00:26:19just admit
00:26:23that you want me
00:26:25what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:37put your seatbelt on
00:26:39you know what chris
00:26:40you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine
00:26:43but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:46let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:48so
00:26:50are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:55are you sleeping with the professor
00:26:59oh my god maria no
00:27:00ew
00:27:01that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:05he was sent here to
00:27:06keep me safe
00:27:07and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:10i don't know
00:27:12but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um
00:27:16wait
00:27:17you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:20think about it
00:27:23we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:29the only way to do that is if he makes a moop
00:27:31so that's step one
00:27:32you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:36he was jealous harps yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looks like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:10here's to operation seduction
00:28:13chris collins
00:28:15you better watch out
00:28:17because i get what i want
00:28:19sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:38check
00:28:38what do you want
00:28:50you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:53popcorn
00:28:54um popcorn
00:28:55harper
00:28:56you idiot
00:28:57seduce him
00:28:59i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:08come on wait wait wait wait
00:29:11i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:15what's going on
00:29:17uh
00:29:18is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:21uh
00:29:22no i just
00:29:23i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:27but it's not important
00:29:29well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:49but what about your date
00:29:59james
00:30:00please james
00:30:01james
00:30:02james
00:30:03james
00:30:06how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:13because it's not real
00:30:16this is ridiculous
00:30:18no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:22it's true love
00:30:24please don't do this to me
00:30:25there's no such thing as true love
00:30:27anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:31or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:36you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:41and there are batteries in your back
00:30:50what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:56what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:00now come on
00:31:01just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:03shhh
00:31:04shhh
00:31:09don't mess with me harper
00:31:11i'm not a toy
00:31:12i'll ruin you
00:31:13well
00:31:14i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:16as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23it's not a lie
00:31:24why
00:31:25you are a beautiful woman
00:31:26and i'm too much for the kid
00:31:27and i'm too much for the kid
00:31:30you can't handle me
00:31:32try me
00:31:37i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:40i don't kiss
00:31:42and i don't make love harper
00:31:45maybe i'm into that
00:31:47no
00:31:49i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:55i'm not anymore
00:31:57and you can go into harper as well
00:31:58i never loved you
00:32:07just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10i'm sorry
00:32:11i love you
00:32:12it's just the last thing i can do for you
00:32:24you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:26not be seduced by him
00:32:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:34i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:40but you sound pissed
00:32:43so i'll wait
00:32:45you wanna come in and fuck your frustration now
00:32:47not tonight
00:32:49busy
00:32:50busy?
00:32:53never for me you're not
00:32:55when the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:59are you with another woman?
00:33:01woman? no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:07do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:10not this guy
00:33:11who's my number?
00:33:13who's my number?
00:33:16whoever this girl is
00:33:18your days are numbered
00:33:19do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:20do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:21do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:23do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:28whoever this girl is
00:33:29whoever this girl is
00:33:30your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:33i'm melana kaufman
00:33:34i'm melana kaufman
00:33:36i'm melana kaufman
00:33:37do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:40who's going to be the death of me?
00:33:41do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:42She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:09Stay.
00:34:12Damn it, Harper.
00:34:15I'm coming for you.
00:34:19I'm coming for you.
00:34:21I'm coming for you.
00:34:25I'm coming for you.
00:34:30I'm coming for you.
00:34:34I'm coming for you.
00:34:40I'm coming for you.
00:34:44I'm coming for you.
00:34:49I'm coming for you.
00:34:53I'm coming for you.
00:34:57You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:02Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:19So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:26Because you're still alive.
00:35:28Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:31One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:34You don't know that.
00:35:36Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:40Oh yeah?
00:35:41Explain that.
00:35:42That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:46Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:48We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:50You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11Well, what's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:15I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:23Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:44Well, this will do.
00:36:53So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:14I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:52You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:54Uh, that's not.
00:38:02No underwear?
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:12What are you going to do?
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:24You don't know me.
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:38Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:40I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:42I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:44I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:09You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:18But, but what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:23Can't let this happen again.
00:39:35Cock block!
00:39:39You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like, BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Sorry.
00:41:32But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:20What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25You, you, you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off of me!
00:42:30Hmm?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:05You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:23Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:32You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48You okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:46Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:16So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:51I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:06What?
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:51Harper!
00:48:51Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:55What happened? What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:07You're right.
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14Why do you do this?
00:49:18It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:52Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I don't want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07I really like it.
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:22Inside.
00:50:22With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:29So you are a grandpa?
00:50:30Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:36Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:58So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:20I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:41Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:49You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Hey, I'm surprised.
00:52:11It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around.
00:52:19Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:24Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:38You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:55None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:04He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're a little scared.
00:53:15Ah!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:25Help!
00:53:25Help!
00:53:26Help!
00:53:26Help!
00:53:26I can't swim!
00:53:27Help!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:43Help!
00:53:44Help!
00:53:45I can't swim!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:47Smile for Tiana, sir!
00:53:49Get off, Lester!
00:53:50Help!
00:53:50Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:17No!
00:54:18Come on!
00:54:39Harper!
00:54:40No!
00:54:41Come on!
00:54:42No!
00:54:43No!
00:54:44No!
00:54:45No!
00:54:46No!
00:54:47Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:53Breathe!
00:54:54Breathe!
00:54:55It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:57You're safe.
00:54:58I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:04Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm.
00:55:16Hmm.
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:19Hmm.
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard together.
00:55:28We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:30She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:34Huh-huh-huh-huh.
00:55:35You killed me, Carter.
00:55:36I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:37I don't love you.
00:55:38And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:39How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:41She's fine.
00:55:42Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:43Wh-what are you doing?
00:55:44What are you doing?
00:55:45Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why you're
00:55:48going to get out of your house.
00:55:49What are you doing?
00:55:50What are you doing?
00:55:51I don't know why you're doing this.
00:55:52I don't know why she wouldn't get out of it.
00:55:53How.
00:55:54How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:58She's fine.
00:55:59Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:03Wh-what are you doing?
00:56:08Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad, asking you why his company has
00:56:14tanked on the stock market.
00:56:16And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything, please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:50No.
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01Oh, no!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not a brand of her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:56She said that, that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:12She said that, that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:20satisfy you in bed.
00:58:30That I was too much of a kid, and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:01I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:14I'm not doing this sooner.
00:59:16I'm not doing this sooner.
00:59:16I'm not doing this sooner.
00:59:44What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:08I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37Not you.
01:00:38Don't.
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:48Just trying to protect you.
01:00:50Good morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:15No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, Giddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:02I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:06Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:23Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:30Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:03:02Wow.
01:03:02How long do you think this took to pay, Christina?
01:03:04Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:04No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:20Harper.
01:04:21I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:25Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:28In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I will.
01:05:48Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I will.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:14How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:24Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29You can study at this school or not.
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:45Here's $2,000.
01:06:47Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:01Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check, for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no, oh!
01:07:51I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:08Wait, what, huh?
01:08:10I...
01:08:10What dress?
01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:58That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:14He, um, I mean, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:29I don't know.
01:09:44Blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:52Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:09:59I do.
01:10:12Why'd we stop?
01:10:15We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Why that for me tonight?
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51No, no.
01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:54Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:02You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Taxi for Harper?
01:11:19Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:24Let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:26Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Harper.
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:51Oh, no, no.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:09Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into the gory details,
01:12:19do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No!
01:12:39A trap?
01:12:46What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:06I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap.
01:13:24I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first, you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:41Should we have some food with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:47Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Hmm?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:54Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:01Mm-hmm.
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:03I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:28What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47Can't talk without you.
01:14:48The bodyguards?
01:14:49Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I'll leave all of you!
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:06Are you okay?
01:15:25Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:31You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:52Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:03No, Dad!
01:16:04Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:22Please don't be mad.
01:16:23Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:36If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:42Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You keep her safe.
01:16:49With my goddamn life.
01:17:09Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13In the morning, but I can't breathe.
01:17:17You know what I came here for.
01:17:20Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:23Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:24It's just one more life.
01:17:25Daddy.
01:17:28Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I'll want you to beg for it.
01:17:38I want you to beg for it.
01:17:44I want you to beg for it.
01:17:55Stop teasing.
01:17:58I want you now.
01:18:01I want you to beg for it.
01:18:04Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:21Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:34Without you, don't know where I'd be.
01:18:37Out of sight.
01:18:41Are you sure about that?
01:18:57You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:01You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:21You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:24Rich or am I?
01:19:26Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:30Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:39Once I started, let's stop it.
01:19:54I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:00You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:09Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:11Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:14What if I don't?
01:20:15What was that?
01:20:16Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:17Honey, you home?
01:20:18Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:19Stop it!
01:20:20Come in, come in!
01:20:22Ugh!
01:20:24Ugh.
01:20:25What is that?
01:20:26Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:28Honey, you home?
01:20:29Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:30Stop it!
01:20:31Come in!
01:20:32Come in!
01:20:33Ugh!
01:20:34Ugh!
01:20:35I told you I was busy.
01:20:36This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:37If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:39Okay, I will.
01:20:40I...
01:20:41Can you get out?
01:20:42I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:20:43I don't think I'd actually be curious.
01:20:45Um, don't you?
01:20:46Okay.
01:20:47This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:49I don't know why.
01:20:50Do you want to get up to adult stuff?
01:20:51This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:52He is so smart.
01:20:53No way.
01:20:54No way.
01:20:55I'm a treasure.
01:20:56To me, my dad, is my dad.
01:20:57Me, my dad, is my dad.
01:20:58If he ever had a story in this video, he's supposed to be a doctor,
01:21:11a lifetime Chris can I please just open my eyes no please keep them covered I
01:21:16want to give a speech and I can't look at you while you're giving a speech I get
01:21:21nervous when I open up you literally carry around a gun but whatever just get
01:21:28on with it what I do for a living not so legal part it's dangerous for me to let
01:21:39people into my life and for me to be vulnerable yeah but I knew when I was in
01:21:49charge of keeping you safe I was doomed you're like a magnet harper and I want to
01:21:55be around you forever
01:22:00so you're moving into the Empire State Building
01:22:10I'm moving you in there as a graduation present and also I love you and want you
01:22:23to be my girlfriend present only if you want to either way the apartments yours
01:22:33are you serious what's wrong it's a tacky I liked it I thought
01:22:41deal but I'm one condition one friend which is you have to move in there with me
01:22:53I love you
01:22:55I love you
01:22:59you
01:23:01you
01:23:03you
01:23:05you
01:23:07you
01:23:13you
01:23:15you
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