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What happens when Squid Game gets a furry twist? Complete ridiculous challenges to save an adorable hamster!
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00:00Oh! Stop moving! She's looking at us!
00:05I bet I can totally beat her. Watch this!
00:09Alright, we're in!
00:11Stop! She's looking!
00:13Are you ready? Let's do this!
00:19Oh no! She's totally looking at me!
00:22Okay, I gotta really wow her. She's gonna love this! I can tell!
00:25Oh no.
00:33Ugh! I've been hit! I'm down!
00:37Well, guess we gotta keep going!
00:41Wait! We're almost at the end! Stop dancing and cross!
00:45Phew! We totally made it! We're awesome!
00:50Oh. She's looking at us now. That's kinda creepy.
00:55What? There's nets? And literal spikes?
01:02Whoa! This is so totally impressive!
01:04Oh. Look over there. It's one of those guys.
01:09Aw. He's giving us a little hamster!
01:13Excuse me, sir. Do I get a cute little ham too?
01:16Yay! I got one too! And it's just as cute as yours!
01:19Wait. You want us to send our hamsters through this gauntlet?
01:26Okay, hams. You can totally do this.
01:29Okay, hammies. Are you ready? Go!
01:32Go, go, go! You can do it! Beat that other hamster!
01:35Yes! He made it over the wall!
01:37Alright. That's a good choice. Get on up there!
01:40Wow! He really tackled that net easily!
01:42Oh my gosh! I think he's the most athletic hamster ever!
01:49Hey! What are you doing? You have to go up the net!
01:52Come on! You're way in the back! You're losing!
01:59Oh my gosh! Go back up the net!
02:01Alright! Yes, it's spinning fast, but you can handle it!
02:08I believe in you, little hammy!
02:13Phew! That was scary! But you pulled it off!
02:17Yes! Finally! You made it through the spikes!
02:21Okay, now just take your time—no! Oh my gosh! My hammy fell through the hole!
02:26Wait. What is this?
02:29Ahhhh! My face! I've been hit!
02:33Ewwwww!
02:36It's all over your face!
02:38Anyway, you're doing great, little ham. Keep going!
02:42Yes! You made it over the spinning log!
02:44Done! Enjoy your reward!
02:47I knew he could do it!
02:48Ooh, what's this? Cheese? Don't mind if I do!
02:52Okay! Okay! Just take a deep breath! I can do this! I've just got to pick the right one! That's all!
03:04Geez! No need to shove!
03:06Eenie meenie miney moe!
03:08Alright! I guess I'm picking this one!
03:14I hope I picked the right one!
03:20Phew! It's a green check!
03:22What huge relief!
03:24Okay! Time to pick the next one! I feel better now!
03:29Alright! This one again! I'm feeling good and lucky!
03:34My system is totally foolproofed! I'm a genius!
03:41Wait, what? An axe?! No, no, no!
03:45I can't believe this!
03:46This game is not fun at all!
03:51Okay, just calm down! I can do this! Look, see? The first two are easy! I already know which ones to step on!
03:57But now what?
03:57No stopping! Pick your next one!
04:02Okay! Sorry! I'll go!
04:05Hey! I desperately need help! I need a psychic!
04:09Oh! Looks like I've got a call!
04:13Hello?
04:13I don't know which one to pick!
04:16Help me!
04:17Okay! I understand! Let me check the card to see which way to go!
04:21Alright, alright. Hmm. Interesting.
04:27Alright, I've consulted the cards. Choose right.
04:30Right? Okay! I'll go that way! I hope they're right!
04:33Sorry. A bad joke because I'm nervous.
04:35Oh my gosh! Yes! The green check mark! Thank you so much!
04:42Okay. What should I pick for the next one?
04:45Okay!
04:47Right again.
04:48Alright! I went that way!
04:55Yes, yes, yes! The cards were right again!
04:58Okay. What next? Where should I go?
05:02Yes! Right again!
05:03I made it through and didn't get sprayed in the face!
05:08No way! Look at all this money! Amazing!
05:11Nice! Another happy customer!
05:14Good job, tarot cards!
05:18You're right! Oh no! Here comes another one of those guys!
05:24Hm? What's this he's handing to us? It's honeycomb candy!
05:28You have five minutes to complete this challenge.
05:31Wait! Only five minutes?! That's so short!
05:34Oh my gosh! I'm so scared! I've gotta get started!
05:37I've got my needle. I better get started!
05:40Gotta get the circle out! Unbroken!
05:43This needle isn't working well enough!
05:46Oh hey! My trusty hairdryer! I'll just heat up the candy! That'll help!
05:51Hurry up! I've got limited time!
05:54Oh no! I've already used up half my time!
05:57Okay! Maybe I just need to lick it!
05:59No no no! Okay! I'll go back to the needle!
06:01Almost there!
06:04Yes! I did it! Look! I did it!
06:06Yes! You're good! Let's see your results!
06:10Results? I haven't even started yet!
06:14But I might as well get started! Here I go!
06:16Mmm! This candy is pretty good, actually!
06:22And there we go! I'm done!
06:26What's that? Oh, you're done? How?
06:29I'm just really good at this game!
06:31That's right! What do you think of that, Mr. Masked Man?
06:36Calm down! I need to stay impartial!
06:38Uh, why are you staring at me?
06:42Oh my gosh! I've never been so happy before!
06:45Wait! What in the heck? How did this happen?
06:51Time for the next game!
06:54I'm definitely gonna win this one!
06:58Okay! Time to start pulling on our strings!
07:01Ooh! What am I gonna get? I'm so worried!
07:04Yes! I totally got this awesome looking donut!
07:07I got half a lemon!
07:13I guess I have to eat this…
07:19Eugh! That peel is so bitter!
07:21I kinda hate it!
07:23Mmm! This might be my favorite game!
07:25Alright, I'm ready to go again! How about you?
07:28Okay, fine. I guess I can try another one.
07:31I hope I get a better result this time!
07:34No, no, no, no, no! A hot pepper?
07:36Come on! How is this fair?
07:39Okay, maybe it won't be so bad?
07:43Nope! Nope! I was wrong!
07:44It's bad! It's real bad!
07:47Oh my gosh! She's over there screaming!
07:51No way! That's not fair! We're going again!
07:54What?
07:55Okay, fine. But I'm getting pretty full.
07:57Yes! Finally! I got whipped cream! Delicious!
08:04Wait, what are you doing?
08:09Hah! It's all over you!
08:11Maybe I could at least taste this…
08:13I can't believe you said that! So funny!
08:18Time for your last game!
08:21Oh no! That guy's back! What do you think's gonna happen?
08:26Wait, he's giving us some marbles? Why?
08:30What are we supposed to do with them?
08:32I guess we're supposed to play a game?
08:40Hmm. What game should we play with these?
08:43Hey! What about a thumb war?
08:45Yeah! That's a great idea! I'm down for that!
08:49I'm definitely gonna beat you!
08:51No way! My thumb is for sure the better one!
08:53Ugh! You're so squirrely! Stop moving!
08:56Ugh! Neither of us can win!
08:58Fine! You ready for the next game?
09:00Here we go! It's time to arm wrestle!
09:04You think you can beat me? Because I'm pretty sure you can't!
09:12Arrgh! You're so strong!
09:14That's because I work out! I lift weights!
09:16Okay! I think we're too well matched for this one!
09:19There's gotta be something we can do!
09:24Wait! I've got a great idea!
09:26Rock, paper, scissors!
09:28What?
09:31This is the worst! We're in such a stalemate!
09:34Ugh. This is taking forever.
09:37All right. That's it. I'm in here now, too.
09:43There. Scissors beats paper!
09:45Yes! Finally! We're done!
09:49We're ready. Time to give it to them!
09:51What does that mean? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
09:54It's so cold and wet! I hate this!
10:24Ten, nine, two, one, zero.
10:40I love candy so much!
10:44Oof, I've been eating for hours.
10:47I think I need a break to be honest.
10:49Oh my gosh, what is going on in here?
10:54I can't believe how much of a slob you are!
10:57This is going to change things around here.
10:59All right, listen up! I've gotten you a nanny.
11:02What are you talking about? A nanny?
11:05That's right! A robot nanny!
11:11Uh, are you sure this is a good idea?
11:14Look, I don't need a nanny. I can clean up after myself.
11:20That's right! You can clean up after yourself!
11:24Huh? What's that?
11:28Ugh, my alarm!
11:30Nope! Not ready to get up! Snooze!
11:33Mmm, I love going back to sleep!
11:35Sleeping is the best!
11:37Ooh!
11:38I said I wanted to snooze!
11:40Get out of here, alarm!
11:41Good! Now I can actually go back to sleep!
11:53Ugh! What the heck?!
11:55Hello, Chris. It is I, your nanny. It is time for you to get out of bed and begin your day.
12:01Ugh! Come on! This is the worst!
12:04It is time to brush your teeth, Chris. And we must attend to the rest of your appearance.
12:10What? I'm not ready to go yet! I'm not even dressed!
12:14Oh. I see. I understand now. I will assist you in dressing appropriately for your day.
12:20Ugh! Are you kidding me?! This isn't!
12:24Also, it looks horrible!
12:26Oh. I understand. You are missing something.
12:30What? This is way too much!
12:33Here are your books. You must study hard.
12:35You fell.
12:41I love Pringles! They're my favorite chip!
12:46I can't even believe what's happening in this game!
12:50What was that?
12:51Oh. It was refuse.
12:53I have discovered the source of the flying refuse.
12:57I will need to conduct further scans.
12:59I see. There are multiple problematic areas in the room.
13:03This will not do and will need to be addressed.
13:08I will use this refuse bin.
13:11I will collect the problems from around the room.
13:13What's she doing?
13:15Oh. She's cleaning up. Nice!
13:17That just means more time for gaming for me.
13:20I have detected more refuse below.
13:22I will need to move the furniture in order to reach it.
13:25I have secured the refuse. I must scan for more.
13:29Whoa! What are you doing over there?
13:31I'm trying to play my game here!
13:34The floor refuse has been collected.
13:36Now to continue with the cleaning of this space.
13:40Hey! Excuse you! You're blocking the screen!
13:44I have discovered more refuse to be removed.
13:47It appears the table is hosting much refuse as well.
13:51The refuse has been removed. I am done.
13:54Halt! I must perform one more scan of the space.
14:00Commencing repeat refuse scan of the room.
14:03I have discovered the source of the refuse.
14:06Uh… What are you doing?
14:09Why are you coming over here?
14:10This is getting really creepy.
14:12Ah! She's got me! Help!
14:14You can't just throw me away!
14:16Come back! I need your help to get out of here!
14:18No sports allowed in this space. This has been a successful endeavor.
14:27Chris, please pay attention to the notification images.
14:31Yeah, yeah, sure. I've got it.
14:34Oh. My battery is running low.
14:37I must recharge.
14:40Now I will rest as my battery restores.
14:44Is she asleep?
14:45Yep. Looks like it. Finally!
14:47Better double check just to be sure.
14:49Yes! She's totally out of it!
14:52I hate all these signs. I'm getting rid of them.
14:55That's right. Now I'm going to play ball.
14:58I've been waiting for this all day.
15:03Oh yeah! I'm frickin' amazing at this!
15:08Whoa! Oops. It got away from me there for a second.
15:12Hey! The hoop is right back there!
15:15All right! Time for me to make this amazing shot!
15:18Ah! I missed! Oh no!
15:20Shoot, shoot, shoot! Did the noise wake her up?
15:25Phew. She's still asleep.
15:27That was a close one. Too close.
15:30Well now what? She'll definitely notice that hole in the brick.
15:34Oh hey! The 3D pen! That's the solution!
15:38Okay. Time to repair this problem area.
15:40I'll need to start by tracing the edges.
15:42All four of the areas. Great. Just one more edge.
15:45All the way to the bottom and done.
15:47Now to fill in the rest. I'll just go back and forth.
15:50Wow! That turned out amazing!
15:52And now I'll just paint over the blue.
15:54Time to just sit back down and pretend like nothing happened.
15:57Better hide the pen! And get back to pretend reading!
16:00Ah. I have been recharged.
16:03It is time for me to return to my tasks.
16:06Hello, Chris. You have been good while I was recharging.
16:10Worked! She hasn't noticed anything!
16:14I'm totally getting a high score on this level!
16:20This appears to be a problem.
16:22I will be removing your cell phone, Chris.
16:27You must complete your homework.
16:29Oh. Sure. I will.
16:33She's such a pain.
16:35I can't ever get away from her.
16:38I'll just…
16:39Play quietly and she won't notice.
16:43What is that sound?
16:46Oh no! She spotted me!
16:48My phone! I can't catch it!
16:49I'll just pretend that I was reading all along!
16:56He appears to be reading.
16:58This is good.
17:00Ugh. That was a close one.
17:02She's too observant.
17:03Wait. I know what I should do.
17:05The 3D pen!
17:07I'll start with little drops on each corner around the phone.
17:11And now I'll start building the base with the 3D pen.
17:14I'll just connect the dots and make a rectangle.
17:17And now that that's done, I'll start adding some stripes.
17:20Back and forth, back and forth.
17:22All the way down the whole length.
17:25There! I've made a whole crosshatch grid.
17:27And now to start building vertically, I'll start at the one corner and go to the other.
17:31And now to add more stripes again.
17:33Back and forth the whole length, just like before.
17:36There! Three walls are completed.
17:38I've built a little frame for the top and now I'll connect them.
17:41Okay, good. I'll scan it up on its edge now.
17:44Now I've got this little bit I need to add too.
17:46It won't take too much to attach it.
17:48There! I did two of them!
17:50They're like little hooks!
17:51All right! Time to put this to a test!
17:54I'll just hang this holder on my book and…
17:57Yes! Time for my phone!
17:59It's a perfect fit!
18:01And no one will be able to see it!
18:03Back to try and get my high score!
18:05Is Chris still studying?
18:13Yes. It appears he is enjoying his book.
18:16Ooh! The book fell! Oops!
18:23Mmm! This is gonna taste great!
18:26Look at all that gooey Nutella! Delicious!
18:29Now to add some sprinkles, of course.
18:32And finally, some marshmallows.
18:35Oh yeah! Fantastic!
18:38Time to give this a try!
18:40Here I go!
18:46Halt! This is not appropriate food.
18:49Not appropriate?
18:50No way! I'm eating this!
18:52You are not!
18:54You must put the food back onto the plate!
18:57Are you serious? Come on!
19:00I am indeed serious.
19:02Food should be nutritious and healthful.
19:05You will eat these leafy greens instead.
19:10No! I'm not a rabbit! That's not even a salad!
19:14Ugh. Fine!
19:18Look, I'm eating it, okay?
19:20That dissatisfactory.
19:22Enjoy your nutrition.
19:24This is so gross!
19:26And she's the absolute worst!
19:28I'm gonna have to do something about this.
19:31And step one is grabbing one of my emergency candy bars!
19:36I'll have to sneakily eat this.
19:44What is that sound?
19:46Oh no! I better hide this with the lettuce!
19:52Phew! She almost caught me!
19:54Hey! Wait a second!
19:57I'll just take this leaf and put chocolate on it!
20:01There! Now she won't be able to see the chocolate!
20:03Mmm! This lettuce is so delicious!
20:11Is Chris still consuming nutrition?
20:14Excellent!
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