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00:00Oh! She got nailed. Whoa, that was... Come on, dude. Why? No, I agree. It's so sad. Is that Jason Derulo?
00:13Kind of looks like Jason Derulo. Okay, so. He looks like the Drake. No. All right, so we have...
00:22No, goat. What happened, buddy? You know goats do that when they freak out?
00:27Yes, most of them are doing like solace, you know.
00:35Flirtation.
00:36That scares the crap. Would you actually ever go on a bull like that?
00:40No, of course, no. No? No.
00:42You guys? I think bulls are probably the scariest animal alive.
00:45Yeah. Like because they just like hate everything.
00:48Especially because they're put in these tiny little boxes and then they just let them out and they're like,
00:53Oh, let's mess with them. You know?
00:56Who does that?
00:57I don't know.
00:58But I'm sorry. I was just confused about that video with the bear.
01:03Oh, okay. So this is like a little steak.
01:06I wouldn't take any...
01:07Where do you share the plate with the...
01:09Yeah, I think that's a little dangerous there.
01:12Are you crazy?
01:14What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
01:16What are you doing?
01:17Let her...
01:18Let the bird go.
01:19Oh my god, that looks so bad to be honest.
01:24Okay, so the monkey's helping clean the car?
01:26I don't appreciate it.
01:27No.
01:27Yeah, I know this dude.
01:28I know this dude.
01:29He actually hang out with the animals and...
01:31Huh?
01:32What did he catch?
01:34Oh my gosh!
01:37Steve Irwin.
01:38People!
01:39You're crazy!
01:41This little girl also...
01:42You know, I did the same thing when I was a kid.
01:44I found like a snake in the garden.
01:47I thought it was a toy.
01:48So I took it inside and I was like,
01:49Look, I found a toy!
01:50And my mom was like,
01:51That's a toy!
01:52Because you're not scary.
01:54I mean, you don't know.
01:55You didn't have experience when you were a kid.
01:57Yeah, when you were a kid, yeah.
01:58And...
01:59It's called natural selection.
02:00Oh!
02:01That's the real Kung Fu Panda.
02:03That's why they're...
02:04Newton's Third Law.
02:06Ah!
02:07You know Newton's Third Law?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah?
02:11Is that any action that has an equally strong reaction?
02:15That was Newton's Third Law.
02:18Uh-huh.
02:19I'm confused!
02:20So if I push you like this, that's the action.
02:24Your reaction is to go back like this.
02:26And it's the same force.
02:27Oh, okay.
02:28So like, anything that you do will have the same...
02:32It will have a reaction of the same force.
02:34Oh.
02:35Yes.
02:36Yeah.
02:37So...
02:38That's it!
02:39Ah, okay!
02:40So that cat bit her on the leg and then she bit the cat on the leg.
02:43Ah, okay.
02:44Gotcha, gotcha.
02:45Sorry.
02:46Aww.
02:47A little...
02:49What is that?
02:50It's gonna bite the nipple.
02:52It's gonna bite the nipple.
02:53Ah!
02:54Dang!
02:55That was painful!
02:57Oh, oh.
02:58Look at this monkey.
02:59Yeah, monkey.
03:00Hey!
03:01My friends used to have a spider monkey and that was an aggressive little monkey.
03:05You definitely shouldn't own monkeys.
03:06Like, no one should own monkeys unless you have a giant habitat for them.
03:10Or just let them, you know, be in the wild.
03:12Yeah.
03:13And stop poaching.
03:17That's an anaconda.
03:19My anaconda don't want to be messed with.
03:21Please stop giving me the hat.
03:24That's huge.
03:25It must be in Australia.
03:26I would run away.
03:27Oh, wait.
03:28Ahhhh!
03:29The splits.
03:30The splits.
03:31The splits.
03:32Well, it reminds me of that video, that commercial with Van Damme, you know, when he was on the
03:39truck.
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41Yeah.
03:42The splits between the trucks.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Interesting.
03:45This is my eyes.
03:46Otters used to be-
03:47He's eating the water!
03:51But it's on the other side, right?
03:52Yeah.
03:53You just-
03:54Wow.
03:55That's funny.
03:56That's funny, yeah.
03:57So-
03:58I don't want to lose.
03:59I gotta be here.
04:00Full nails.
04:01Full claws.
04:02Just imagine the kid thing.
04:04Things like-
04:05Nobody can see me.
04:06Nobody can see.
04:07That's a bunny who just freaked out.
04:09Is that beef jerky?
04:10Beef jerky?
04:11Are they feeding the bunny beef jerky?
04:12What?
04:13Icy.
04:14Icy.
04:15Cute.
04:16So, you too.
04:19Well.
04:21Bath.
04:22Yeah.
04:23That's it.
04:24I wanna food!
04:25I want food!
04:26Where's my food owner?
04:27I wanna food!
04:28Exactly.
04:29You know, it looks like this dog has an automatic food thing.
04:35He's like, where is it?
04:36Why isn't it working?
04:38I actually thought he was gonna go.
04:41Yeah, raising!
04:42So, that was a turtle.
04:45What?
04:46Oh.
04:47The duck what?
04:48Bam!
04:49That dog belongs in the NFL.
04:52Yeah.
04:53It depends on the bear though.
04:54Cause some bears act even worse.
04:56Whoa.
04:57That is huge.
04:58Those antlers are massive.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Wow.
05:01She's angry.
05:02Yeah.
05:03It's an angry mama.
05:04Okay.
05:05So?
05:06Okay.
05:07Sir, are you hydrated?
05:08I'm just thirsty!
05:09Can I have some water?
05:10Can I have some water?
05:11I'm just here to have a drink.
05:13Okay.
05:14Aww.
05:15Yay!
05:16The butt pat!
05:17The butt pat!
05:18What a cutie.
05:19What is that?
05:20Flesh!
05:21Yeah.
05:22Sonic!
05:23Yeah.
05:24What a fancy life.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Wonder if she's single.
05:27And, you know, still with the cheetah.
05:28Nice.
05:29That's a beautiful horse.
05:30That reminds me of the horse from the movie.
05:31Spirit.
05:32I think it's Spirit.
05:33Is that the one?
05:34It almost looks the same.
05:35Whoa.
05:36Okay.
05:37So, those are...
05:38That's her food now?
05:39Ah!
05:40That would freak me out so much, but yeah, they're beautiful.
05:42Beautiful creatures.
05:43They're like, the most intelligent.
05:44They're like, the most intelligent things.
05:46The most intelligent things.
05:47Yes!
05:48Oh, yeah.
05:49The most intelligent things.
05:50I think they're...
05:51Let's see.
05:52That's her food now
05:59That would freak me out so much, but yeah, they're beautiful beautiful creatures
06:04They're like the most intelligent creatures as well. Yeah. Oh
06:08These guys spit at you all the time. Yeah, she just got spit on
06:12Why would you want to do that? Why don't you put your face there?
06:15Because they're like really fast spits as well. Yeah, and you should know this right this
06:22They're famous for it. Wow, that bear is crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here comes spirit
06:35It looks like CGI
06:40We got a crocker
06:44Okay, you know the difference between crocodiles and alligators
06:47Um the size and the nose as well because alligators have very thin noses, okay?
06:55So that's how you know
06:57But you know their ability their their muscles to open up their mouths are very weak though
07:01So if you see one and it's about to bite you you can just
07:07And then because they're not actually that strong what you have to worry about is when they get free from you holding them
07:12You're so casual in this me
07:18To see the alligators
07:20I would run away, you know
07:22That's you
07:24I'm me. I wouldn't think about like oh now I should close his mouth and that's it
07:31No, if you're able to do it
07:35But I want to you
07:37We have the cows love cows
07:41Oh, I just got ruled on
07:46The true kung fu panda meditating in the forest
07:54What is that that he's oh no oh no oh no
08:01Why are these nuts
08:03There were some kind of pellets. Yeah hungry spirit
08:07Come on mama
08:11It's nuts for you. All right, so oh no. Oh, no, this is where you run. This is where you run. Oh
08:19That actually happened to me one dog. Yeah, yeah, it was very painful. What is that?
08:25Is that a frog?
08:27Or a hamster. He just lost it
08:30Okay, nevermind that horse definitely doesn't want anyone on top riding
08:37Oh
08:39Can't fail
08:41What? What is this?
08:43Is it a turtle?
08:45Don't tell me. Did the turtle just open the window?
08:49I thought I've seen everything but I haven't
08:51Are you kidding me?
08:53What?
08:55It's shocked
08:57Of course
08:59It's shocked
09:01What is that? A mongoose?
09:03Mongoose
09:04It looks so
09:05That's crazy
09:06Oh, okay. I need my donut
09:08Yeah, in my suitcase
09:09Yes
09:10Go away human
09:11I need my donut
09:13I think it's because it's too fat
09:19Yeah, a little bit
09:20Poor little kitty cat
09:24Actually, it could happen with me
09:26I'll jump
09:29Parrot? Oh boy
09:30Oh!
09:31Didn't like it, did it?
09:32No
09:33You know, I'm actually a bit scared of parrots
09:36Because they bite
09:38Mm-hmm
09:39They're
09:40Sharp beak
09:43Would you have goats as your just animals at home?
09:46I always find that kind of weird
09:48Hmm
09:49Me neither
09:50I mean of course
09:51But
09:52There's a lot of people like with inside their apartment or house they're just goats
09:57They also
09:58Some people have pigs
09:59True
10:00Like Babe that movie with the little piglet
10:03Actually if the animal
10:05Fine with this
10:06Yeah
10:07You can do whatever you want
10:09Nice
10:10I guess
10:11I wouldn't have a goat though
10:12They're a bit stinky
10:13Okay
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