Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) Full Movie HD

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Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) is a quirky and heartfelt story about a group of journalists investigating a mysterious classified ad seeking a partner for time travel. As they dig deeper, they discover a mix of curiosity, loneliness, and hope in unexpected places. Blending humor, imagination, and genuine emotion, this film explores connection, belief, and the courage to take chances.  Safety Not Guaranteed, Safety Not Guaranteed (2012), safety not guaranteed movie, 2012 film, indie comedy, time travel story, quirky drama, emotional journey, offbeat film, character driven, unique story, heartfelt movie, aubrey plaza, mark duplass, romantic comedy drama, unexpected friendship, investigative story, belief and hope, human connection, english movie, thoughtful comedy, modern classic, imagination and trust, lighthearted film, feel good drama, charming indie

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00:01:00Back when you just naturally expect good things to happen

00:01:03Before my mom died

00:01:06Now I just expect the worst

00:01:12And try not to get my hopes up

00:01:15Which is why I'm here

00:01:17Does that answer the question?

00:01:20Usually people just say where they're from

00:01:25And where they were before

00:01:26Great

00:01:27I'm already overqualified

00:01:29So in your previous experience

00:01:31Can you give me an instance

00:01:33In which you went above and beyond

00:01:35The call of duty for a customer?

00:01:38No

00:01:38Oh, I get it

00:01:42You think you're too good for this

00:01:45Why are you even here?

00:01:48No, I'm sorry

00:01:49I really need the money

00:01:52I live at home

00:01:55I work my ass off at this internship

00:01:57I just

00:01:58Yeah, it's not going to work out here

00:01:59I can tell your type

00:02:01You're just not a quality hire

00:02:04What's up?

00:02:28No, I don't want the pre-pubescent look

00:02:39But I want

00:02:39I want a woman

00:02:40We don't retouch at Seattle Magazine

00:02:43We're journalists

00:02:43No, not there

00:02:45In turn

00:02:45Yeah

00:02:46That's what I'm saying

00:02:48We respect women

00:02:49Don't put that there

00:02:51That goes in the utility closet

00:02:52I was getting you this

00:02:54Yeah, this is my job now

00:02:56It's like spelling things out for interns

00:02:58Okay

00:03:14Writers, ideas

00:03:16It's idea time again

00:03:18It's that time

00:03:19What have you got?

00:03:21Does anybody have an idea?

00:03:24Or a story?

00:03:26Are you guys here?

00:03:28Can you hear me?

00:03:28Anyone?

00:03:29Top ten dog parks in Seattle

00:03:31No

00:03:32Summer activities for winter people

00:03:34Not interested

00:03:35Jeff

00:03:36Alright, how about this time travel ad?

00:03:40What have you got?

00:03:42Yeah, somebody emailed it in from the classifieds

00:03:44He's looking for someone to go back in time with him

00:03:47Do a little tongue-in-cheek investigation

00:03:50Find this guy

00:03:51See if he thinks it's real

00:03:52Or if it's a prank

00:03:53Not bad

00:03:54You know, the guy says you'll get paid when you get back

00:03:56Bring your own weapons

00:03:57Safety's not guaranteed

00:03:59And he's only done this once before

00:04:01You know, see, maybe he believes in this stuff

00:04:03I don't know, I think it could be funny

00:04:04You want to do it?

00:04:06Alright, you got it

00:04:07Can I get a couple of interns?

00:04:09Help me with the research?

00:04:10Do some heavy lifting?

00:04:11Me, too, please

00:04:12Me

00:04:13Alright, give me the lesbian and the Indian

00:04:15And I got a story

00:04:15We send a letter to the address in the ad

00:04:18And ask them to get back to us

00:04:19Yeah, and I called the local paper

00:04:21But they're really uptight about giving out information

00:04:23On people that take out ads, so

00:04:24I fucked Bridget

00:04:25Wow

00:04:27Yeah

00:04:28You know, sometimes somebody pisses you off so much

00:04:30That you just want to get in there

00:04:31Did she, like, criticize your technique the whole time?

00:04:33Like, boss you around?

00:04:35She did, right?

00:04:37Maybe a little

00:04:38Alright, we should go

00:04:40Let's go to Ocean View

00:04:42We can just find whoever put up the ad

00:04:43And stake them out

00:04:44We?

00:04:45What do you mean, we?

00:04:46I mean, we

00:04:47The three of us

00:04:48Now you don't want to go?

00:04:49That place sucks

00:04:50That place does not suck

00:04:51I had the best summer of my life in Ocean View

00:04:53I'm not going

00:04:54Yeah, you are

00:04:55No

00:04:56It seemed like I was asking

00:04:58But I'm actually telling as your boss

00:05:00You're coming

00:05:01Dad, I'm going out of town for a few days

00:05:05Out, out?

00:05:08No, it's just this work thing

00:05:09Yeah, I think it'd be great if you went out

00:05:13And did a little social stuff

00:05:14Get out of your funk

00:05:16I have no funk

00:05:18I'm totally funkless

00:05:19Going out and being with your friends

00:05:21I think it's a great idea

00:05:23What's wrong with me?

00:05:26Well, you're sad

00:05:28I don't know how to describe it

00:05:30It's like there's a cloud following you

00:05:35You're anti-social

00:05:36And you're a virgin

00:05:37What?

00:05:38I don't ever see you with any guys

00:05:40I don't remember the last time you brought a guy home

00:05:42Yeah, well

00:05:43How do you know I'm not on Craigslist

00:05:45Having casual encounters

00:05:46Or when I was away at the dorms

00:05:48You weren't there

00:05:49I talked to Amy

00:05:50Why are you talking to my college roommate?

00:05:52We're Facebook friends

00:05:53Oh my god

00:05:55How do I eject?

00:05:56Why do you have flames on your laptop?

00:06:10It's a gaming laptop

00:06:11It's really fast

00:06:14What time would you go back to?

00:06:23If you could

00:06:24I don't know

00:06:25I'm fine here

00:06:30I would definitely go back

00:06:31Everything cool is gone

00:06:34Aztecs

00:06:37People killing themselves for each other

00:06:40You wouldn't want to see the dragons and the elves

00:06:43Fight each other in the magical forest

00:06:45Come on

00:06:46No, that wasn't a time

00:06:48Yeah

00:06:51Okay

00:06:53Yeah

00:06:54Get in, retards

00:06:58So here's what I'm thinking

00:07:06We're budgeted for two rooms

00:07:08But if we share a room

00:07:09We could use that extra money for some other shit

00:07:12For what?

00:07:12Drugs?

00:07:12That's exactly right

00:07:13All right, easy, Arnell

00:07:15We're messing with you, pal

00:07:16We're talking about using it for buffets and shit

00:07:18Have you never done coke or anything when you're studying for an exam?

00:07:23Cocaine?

00:07:24Are you crazy?

00:07:25What is it you study?

00:07:27Biological and life sciences

00:07:28Makes sense

00:07:29So what are you doing interning at a magazine?

00:07:32Diversity looks good on an application for girls

00:07:34You know what?

00:07:34We've got to get you laid on this vacation

00:07:36That's what needs to happen

00:07:37Vacation?

00:07:39I mean, work trip

00:07:40Whatever

00:07:40Send her out into the world

00:07:46You know that she's bound to get hurt

00:07:52God softly moved the young girl

00:07:59When she was digging in the dirt

00:08:04Your hurt

00:08:08So bring it back

00:08:12It's freezing here

00:08:24It's got a bite, don't it?

00:08:26Reminds me of going back to school

00:08:28Yep

00:08:29It's all one long school year now

00:08:32No start, no finish

00:08:34Except for this guy

00:08:36How many years do you graduate, Arnell?

00:08:40Total, including doctorate or just undergraduate

00:08:43Ah, forget it

00:08:43How are we doing the beds?

00:08:53We'll do me and one, interns on the other

00:08:55Okay

00:08:55No

00:08:56Cool

00:08:57Me and Darius

00:08:58Fine, I hope you moisturize Arnell

00:09:01Because I cuddle

00:09:02Tomorrow morning, first thing

00:09:04We hit the post office

00:09:05Let's hope our boy checks his P.O. box every day

00:09:08There she is

00:09:09What?

00:09:15Wanted

00:09:16Someone to travel back in time with me

00:09:19This is not a joke

00:09:21P.O. box 91, Ocean View, Washington

00:09:26You'll get paid after we get back

00:09:29Must bring your own weapons

00:09:31Safety not guaranteed

00:09:33Hey, here we go

00:09:41No way

00:09:42No way

00:09:42He's too old to be time-traveling

00:09:44Come on, that's a time-traveling demo

00:09:46White beards, spectacles, pipes

00:09:48Close

00:09:52Close

00:09:52Wait, what about this one?

00:09:54Yeah

00:09:54She wants to stop whoever gave her that haircut from being born

00:09:58Maybe

00:10:02I won't try

00:10:03Like in a minute

00:10:04We're in a while

00:10:04I leave

00:10:05But I don't see

00:10:06These are great

00:10:06That's nice

00:10:08As questeCOMES will have to go

00:10:09To be

00:10:09For the office

00:10:09Let's go

00:10:41Call him!

00:11:11Call him!

00:11:41Call him!

00:11:46It's pretty amazing stuff, man.

00:11:47Look, I'll tell you about the cat and pot's theory.

00:11:49It'll blow your mind.

00:11:50It's like I'm the only one who really gets it, you know?

00:11:53I started this dialogue with some big-shot theoretical physicist online,

00:11:57and I'm like, do the rules of quantum mechanics allow for alternate histories?

00:12:00And he just blasted me.

00:12:02You know, people are just so convinced it's a fixed thing,

00:12:04but they're just, like, looking at this, like, little sliver of time.

00:12:07C'est tout le monde peut voir.

00:12:08Ce n'est pas un fixe, Shannon.

00:12:10C'est un et un en deux directions.

00:12:12C'est comme un B, tu sais ce que je veux dire ?

00:12:13Je dois faire un bâtiment check, brother ?

00:12:15Oui, vous savez ce que je veux dire.

00:12:19Je voudrais un commentaire sur un de vos employés, Kenneth.

00:12:23Qu'est-ce que c'est le nom ?

00:12:25Sorry, ma'am, il est un peu...

00:12:27Non, non, c'est un positif comment.

00:12:29C'est comme complimenting him.

00:12:30Oh, oh, good.

00:12:32Um, Kenneth Calloway.

00:12:35Calloway.

00:12:37Thanks.

00:12:42Hit the thing that says I have a new message.

00:12:47Liz confirmed you on Facebook.

00:12:50Hey, no photos, it's a drag.

00:12:54Okay, good.

00:12:55She still lives here.

00:12:56She lives in this town.

00:12:57Ooh, who is Liz McCullis ?

00:12:59She was a girl I had a fling with when my family used to come here over summers.

00:13:03She was a really smokin' hot blonde.

00:13:06She was my first blowjob.

00:13:07If there's one girl that I still think about, honestly.

00:13:13There she is.

00:13:14Look at you.

00:13:15You went all rogue.

00:13:16What'd you get ?

00:13:17Got his name where he works.

00:13:18Right.

00:13:19What'd you guys get ?

00:13:20She accepted, but no photos, so I'm not really sure.

00:13:23What ?

00:13:24He came here to hook up with an old high school girlfriend.

00:13:27Seriously, that's what you've been doing ?

00:13:29Well, I've been doing other stuff too, but maybe this will change your attitude a little bit.

00:13:39That's her.

00:13:40When she was 18 and I used to see her naked.

00:13:42So ?

00:13:43So I'm coming back to try to see her naked again.

00:13:45I'd be weirded out if some guy tried to track me down after 20 years.

00:13:48I'd be weirded out too if some guy tried to track you down.

00:13:51Why ?

00:13:52Who would do that ?

00:13:54Tomorrow morning I'll go in, you know, go undercover, pretend to answer his ad, and get the scoop on this yo-yo.

00:14:10991 Mallory, this is definitely it.

00:14:12What a piece of shit.

00:14:14All right, I'm going in.

00:14:17How do I look, Arno ?

00:14:19Good.

00:14:20Can I go in ?

00:14:21No, you did good last night, but I'm going to handle this.

00:14:23I don't want to overwhelm the guy.

00:14:24All right ?

00:14:25Wish me luck.

00:14:26All right.

00:14:36So, do you go out a lot back home, like clubs and stuff ?

00:14:42Not really.

00:14:43You know those really tight leggings that girls wear ?

00:14:47Do you ever wear those ?

00:14:48No.

00:14:50I think you would look nice in me.

00:14:53I think you would look nice in me.

00:15:10Hello ?

00:15:11Kenneth ?

00:15:16Kenneth.

00:15:17Kenneth Calloway, right ?

00:15:19Is that right ?

00:15:20My name is Jeff.

00:15:23Look, I saw you're out in the classifieds.

00:15:33I want to know if you need a partner.

00:15:37What's your mission ?

00:15:39What do you mean, what's my mission ?

00:15:41What's your reason ?

00:15:42What's your reason for going back ?

00:15:44Oh, well, who wouldn't want to go back ?

00:15:46It's an amazing opportunity.

00:15:47To go back in time, you know ?

00:15:48See gladiators.

00:15:49Watch dinosaurs with my own eyes.

00:15:51Have sex with a pilgrim ?

00:15:52Fun stuff, that's all I want to do.

00:15:56I want to go back, it's neat.

00:15:57Who wouldn't want to go back, Kenneth ?

00:15:58You want to go back, why do you want to go back ?

00:16:00What do you need a partner ?

00:16:29Can you look fear and danger in the eye ?

00:16:30C'est un peu question.

00:16:32Vous avez jamais regardé la peur et la danger dans l'oeil et vous avez dit « oui » ?

00:16:40Bien sûr.

00:16:41Je vais partir de ma porte.

00:16:43Nous pouvons commencer.

00:16:45Nous pouvons être amis.

00:16:47Nous voulons retourner dans le temps.

00:16:50C'est ça.

00:16:52C'est ça.

00:16:54C'est ça.

00:16:56Vous n'avez pas le pain.

00:16:59Vous n'avez pas le regrette.

00:17:01Vous n'avez pas le regrette.

00:17:03Vous n'avez pas le regrette.

00:17:05C'est bon.

00:17:16C'est ce que j'ai pensé.

00:17:22Donc, qu'est-ce qu'il dit ?

00:17:24C'est le vrai.

00:17:25Il n'est pas un prank.

00:17:26Il n'est pas retarde.

00:17:28Il n'est pas un proche.

00:17:29Il n'est pas le regrette.

00:17:30Il n'est pas le regrette.

00:17:31Il n'est pas le regrette.

00:17:32Il existe des gens.

00:17:33Donc, c'est ce que c'est ?

00:17:34Oh non, c'est ce qu'il a dit.

00:17:36Ce n'est pas que tu penses qu'il ne va pas slammer la porte dans ma face ?

00:17:39Parce que tu dois être sincère et charmant, ok ?

00:17:41C'est une chose comme moi qui m'a fait faire des choses comme moi.

00:17:43Ah, aussi, probablement non de les autres personnes ont été beautifiées.

00:17:47C'est plus facile.

00:17:48Quoi ?

00:17:49Il est vrai, c'est ça aussi.

00:17:51Il y a quelque chose d'offre sur ce gars, ok ?

00:17:53Donc, tu dois être tranquillé comme tu es trappé un animal.

00:17:56Alors, l'aura.

00:17:57Play koi.

00:17:58Les girls connaissent ce qu'il y a des choses.

00:18:00Vous êtes danglés ma vaginée comme ça.

00:18:02Qu'est-ce que c'est ce qu'il y a des choses ?

00:18:04Qu'est-ce que c'est ce qu'il y a des choses ?

00:18:06Et la histoire est encore plus.

00:18:32우 dibs ici et à la mort.

00:18:38C'est dur duiais-tu ?

00:18:40Il a bon sens.

00:18:41C'est un peu ?

00:18:42On ne sait pas.

00:18:44Ça, c'est quelque chose qui transforme mes affaires ?

00:18:46avec la power de killing?

00:18:50Tu as-tu à C&R guns et Wilkins.

00:18:52La state de Washington ne permet pas de faire des firearms

00:18:55sur la business de la grocer.

00:18:57Hmm.

00:18:59Qu'est-ce que ces...

00:19:01des petits...

00:19:03des petits...

00:19:05des petits...

00:19:07des petits...

00:19:09des petits...

00:19:11Qu'est-ce que c'est l'intention de utiliser?

00:19:13A pest problem or...

00:19:15hunting?

00:19:16Well, if your ad had been written properly,

00:19:18I may have a better idea of what I need.

00:19:22My ad?

00:19:23Yeah.

00:19:24It's pretty sloppy.

00:19:26Excuse me?

00:19:27You heard me.

00:19:28I hope you worked harder on your calibrations.

00:19:32My calibrations are flipping pinpoint, okay?

00:19:39There are people after me.

00:19:40How do I know you don't work for them?

00:19:41Because I've never worked for anybody in my life.

00:19:42You ever faced certain death?

00:19:43If it was so certain,

00:19:44I wouldn't be here, would I?

00:19:56This is a bad place to talk.

00:19:59I got off at like 15.

00:20:01Rendezvous?

00:20:02See you at 8.

00:20:03Ooh, get down.

00:20:04What's going on?

00:20:05Just get down.

00:20:06Don't let him see you.

00:20:07Is he coming?

00:20:08Yeah.

00:20:09What the hell is he doing?

00:20:10I don't know, he's all freaked out.

00:20:11He thinks people are following him.

00:20:12We're gonna rendezvous.

00:20:13He's taking me to a secure location.

00:20:14Just get down.

00:20:15If this guy's taking me to some sex bunker, he's gonna be freaked out when me and Arno pull out of this thing like it's a clown car.

00:20:16What the hell is he doing?

00:20:17I don't know, he's all freaked out.

00:20:18He thinks people are following him.

00:20:19We're gonna rendezvous.

00:20:20He's taking me to a secure location.

00:20:21Just get down.

00:20:22If this guy's taking me to some sex bunker, he's gonna be freaked out when me and Arno pull out of this thing like it's a clown car.

00:20:26Just get down.

00:20:27What's going on out there?

00:20:28Just get down.

00:20:29Shit.

00:20:30I don't know.

00:20:31I don't know.

00:20:32I don't know.

00:20:33He's all freaked out.

00:20:34He thinks people are following him.

00:20:35We're gonna rendezvous.

00:20:36He's taking me to a secure location.

00:20:37Just get down.

00:20:38If this guy's taking me to some sex bunker, he's gonna be freaked out when me and Arno pull out of this thing like it's a clown car.

00:20:51What's going on out there?

00:20:52Just get down.

00:20:54Shit.

00:20:55Little man.

00:20:56Don't let him see me.

00:20:57It'll blow everything.

00:20:58What am I supposed to do?

00:20:59I don't know.

00:21:00Too simple.

00:21:03We're being followed.

00:21:04Go.

00:21:05Get in your car.

00:21:06Go.

00:21:16What the hell is this?

00:21:20Shit.

00:21:21What the fuck?

00:21:22He's got a gun.

00:21:25Get out.

00:21:26Where are we?

00:21:27I don't know.

00:21:28Just get out.

00:21:29I'll come get you when I'm done.

00:21:30Come on.

00:21:31I don't know.

00:21:32Yeah, fuck that.

00:21:33Are you guys racist?

00:21:34It's complicated.

00:21:35Hello?

00:21:36Hey.

00:21:37It's too hot here right now.

00:21:38Can't talk.

00:21:39Look.

00:21:40My God tells me you're not with them, but I have to be absolutely certain.

00:21:43I'm gonna do a quick background check on you.

00:21:44If everything is good, I'll be in touch, okay?

00:21:45Yeah, okay.

00:21:46All right.

00:21:47Over and, um, goodnight.

00:21:48I'm gonna do a good night.

00:21:49I'm gonna do a good night.

00:21:50I'm gonna do a good night.

00:21:51I'm gonna do a good night.

00:21:52Look.

00:21:53My God tells me you're not with them, but I have to be absolutely certain.

00:21:55I'm gonna do a quick background check on you.

00:21:56If everything is good, I'll be in touch, okay?

00:21:58Yeah, okay.

00:21:59All right.

00:22:00Over and, um, goodnight.

00:22:01Over and, um, goodnight.

00:22:31Okay, Cutie.

00:22:32Okay.

00:22:33Hi.

00:22:34Is liser on?

00:22:35Perfect.

00:22:36Thanks so much.

00:22:37Yeah.

00:22:38And if it's not, it's not liser on me.

00:22:42She's so beautiful.

00:22:47Alright.

00:22:48Bye bye!

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00:26:17Oui, je me souviens ce que j'ai fait pour que je n'y ait pas de profil.

00:26:21Je suis heureux d'avoir regardé votre qualité.

00:26:23Je pense que vous êtes prêts pour les next steps et basic training.

00:26:26Le heat est terminé.

00:26:28C'est tout pour l'heure.

00:26:36Je suis venu. Je suis venu.

00:26:38Je suis venu.

00:26:39Je suis venu.

00:26:40Je suis venu.

00:26:41Je suis venu.

00:26:42Je suis venu.

00:26:43C'est parti.

00:26:44C'est parti.

00:26:45On va en train de faire.

00:26:55C'est bon.

00:26:56Vous êtes une une armée.

00:26:57Ok, je vais essayer de...

00:26:58Juste, oui.

00:26:59Juste laissons.

00:27:00Oui.

00:27:01Oui.

00:27:06Oui.

00:27:07Je suis venu.

00:27:08Je suis venu.

00:27:09Je pense que je suis venu mieux que vous.

00:27:12Let's not get ahead of yourself.

00:27:14It's one thing to hit a target that's standing still.

00:27:18But think about it when the heat's moving in.

00:27:26Smoke it!

00:27:42Double smoke!

00:28:08How are your hamstrings holding up?

00:28:10Real good.

00:28:11You're pretty impressive with a handgun.

00:28:14It's a superlative performance under simulated pressure.

00:28:17Our chemistry is starting to build.

00:28:20I really like your intensity.

00:28:22You're like no-nonsense.

00:28:24Well, there's no sense in nonsense.

00:28:25Especially when the heat's hot.

00:28:27Exactly.

00:28:31I like your intensity, too.

00:28:33Yeah?

00:28:34Yeah, you've got good moves.

00:28:36Nobody's seen my moves before.

00:28:38I haven't brought a candidate this far into the training process.

00:28:40Really?

00:28:41We'll be learning from each other from now on.

00:28:45Good.

00:28:50We still have to discuss your reason for going back.

00:28:53That's classified information.

00:28:55I can appreciate that.

00:28:57I respect that.

00:28:58But I have a certain responsibility to keep as the leader of this mission.

00:29:01Jen, I have to tell you that it's personal.

00:29:03Darius, sometimes I think we're progressing in this mission and then other times I'm not so sure.

00:29:12I'm going back to stop my mother from dying when I was 14.

00:29:29How'd she die?

00:29:30She was killed by some guy.

00:29:35Just some guy at a gas station took her and killed her.

00:29:39Oh man, just some random thing?

00:29:41Yeah.

00:29:42Well, no, actually.

00:29:55She was driving home.

00:29:57It was really late and she called me to tell me she was coming home and I...

00:30:01I asked her to stop and get me chocolate milk.

00:30:10Because I had to have chocolate milk.

00:30:16So like five minutes later she called me to tell me that she got the chocolate milk and she was coming home.

00:30:21And her voice was like, really excited, like she was really happy.

00:30:31And I was like, okay, whatever.

00:30:34I wasn't even nice.

00:30:39That was the last time I talked to her.

00:30:42That's not your fault.

00:30:47Yeah, that's what they tell me.

00:30:51I think you're ready. I trust you.

00:31:00Good.

00:31:03You should.

00:31:21Come in.

00:31:24Jack.

00:31:28Hey.

00:31:30Liz, it's great to see you.

00:31:31Look at you.

00:31:33Look at you.

00:31:34So this is where you live?

00:31:35This is my house.

00:31:37Well, look. I want to say I'm sorry about yesterday.

00:31:39Jack.

00:31:41Hey.

00:31:42Liz, c'est bon à voir vous.

00:31:44Look at you.

00:31:45Look at you.

00:31:46This is where you live.

00:31:47This is my house.

00:31:48Well, look, I want to say I'm sorry about yesterday.

00:31:50I was going to come, but work's getting crazy.

00:31:52I was sad because you got me thinking about you on that Facebook.

00:31:57I never thought I'd see you again.

00:31:59Never thought I'd see you again.

00:32:01Oh, God.

00:32:03Excuse me.

00:32:05Would you come in?

00:32:06I'd love to.

00:32:09Your hair's red.

00:32:12Yeah.

00:32:13It's different.

00:32:14Yeah.

00:32:15I change it.

00:32:17It's just about the only thing I've changed.

00:32:19Really?

00:32:21Yeah.

00:32:22I mean, kinda.

00:32:24What about you?

00:32:25A lot's changed.

00:32:26It's like everything.

00:32:27Tell me.

00:32:28I mean, I got an Escalade.

00:32:30My job's going really well.

00:32:33Got a great condo.

00:32:36Tell me about your life.

00:32:38I just did.

00:32:41I've got to read this magazine of yours.

00:32:44Oh, don't.

00:32:45That is so exciting.

00:32:46It's not that exciting.

00:32:47You know what?

00:32:48Hmm?

00:32:49I always thought you'd do something special with your life.

00:32:51I mean, if you knew what it was really like, you wouldn't say it was special.

00:32:55Oh, come on.

00:32:56Yeah.

00:32:57What's wrong with your neck?

00:32:58Oh, sorry.

00:32:59I'm dated.

00:33:00It's just I got this shooting pain.

00:33:01I have to share a bed with a male intern and I don't feel like rubbing asses with him,

00:33:04so.

00:33:05Let me see.

00:33:06You don't have to do that.

00:33:08Oh.

00:33:09Oh.

00:33:10You need to put some heat on that.

00:33:13I do.

00:33:14Oh, I have pies in the oven.

00:33:16You make pies?

00:33:17I made some pies.

00:33:19I made a peach, apple, strawberry rhubarb.

00:33:22Which one do you want?

00:33:24Yeah.

00:33:25Mmm.

00:33:26Oh.

00:33:27Liz, that is unbelievable.

00:33:31You, you bake pies, you give these massages, and you're not married.

00:33:41I don't get it.

00:33:43I was married.

00:33:45He was a ball player and I was a good little wife, baking cookies for the team.

00:33:51Oh my god, you bake cookies too?

00:33:53Cameron got traded and when he went up to the Marlins he started making money.

00:33:58And started messing around with those Miami girls.

00:34:02I can say this honestly, Cameron's an idiot.

00:34:06Yeah, well we were young.

00:34:08Hey, do you have one free night while you're in town?

00:34:12Because I would like to make you a homemade dinner.

00:34:16I want to eat that homemade dinner.

00:34:21I'm just gonna press record.

00:34:24Okay.

00:34:25So Kenneth, why are you looking for a partner?

00:34:28I feel like the world is mostly full of jank holes.

00:34:34but I believe that there are purists out there and that's why I put that ad in the paper.

00:34:39It's my hope that if you're watching this video, something incredible has happened.

00:34:46I do believe that martial arts are for self-defense only.

00:34:48While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart in mind, sometimes it doesn't gain you favor.

00:34:52So I just need to be equipped with the necessary skill sets, guns, training, weapons, fighting.

00:34:57In case I encounter any obstacles, I need to be defeated.

00:35:00Area's clear.

00:35:01Oh my God.

00:35:02Mission accomplished.

00:35:03Wow, man.

00:35:04That was intense.

00:35:06Task completed.

00:35:07The mission has to do with regret.

00:35:10And the mission has to do with mistakes.

00:35:13The mission's also about love.

00:35:22Already saying too much.

00:35:25Aren't you interested in some of this equipment or something?

00:35:27Can we talk about something else?

00:35:28So it's very important that you and I do not abuse the power that will come with our knowledge of the future.

00:35:36No matter how tempting it will be to gain personal fortune or notoriety by, say, being the first person to list the contra code for up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, BA, start.

00:35:46Or to say, hey, leave your Star Wars figurines in the box because they'll be worth like hundreds more if they're super pristine.

00:35:52But what about if it's like for the betterment of future society?

00:35:56Absolutely not.

00:35:58We have to stick to the plan.

00:36:01So when do you fill me in on the plan?

00:36:04Pretty soon.

00:36:05The action's getting hungry.

00:36:06Ugh.

00:36:07You can't eat here.

00:36:08Why?

00:36:09See that kid?

00:36:10He's like a mutant kid.

00:36:11Hey, there's something on your ear.

00:36:12Um, it's fine.

00:36:13Are you okay?

00:36:14It looks like it's falling off.

00:36:15No, no, no.

00:36:16It's fine.

00:36:17It's fine.

00:36:18Don't worry about it.

00:36:19Sorry, it's off.

00:36:20Kenneth.

00:36:21The mission's off.

00:36:22I'm sorry.

00:36:23Forget it.

00:36:24You're not the right one.

00:36:25Sorry, it's off.

00:36:26Kenneth.

00:36:27The mission's off.

00:36:28I'm sorry.

00:36:29Forget it.

00:36:30You're not the right one.

00:36:31Hey.

00:36:32What's wrong?

00:36:33It's fake.

00:36:34I'm sorry.

00:36:35I'm sorry.

00:36:36I'm sorry.

00:36:37I'm sorry.

00:36:38Forget it.

00:36:39You're not the right one.

00:36:40Hey.

00:36:41What's wrong?

00:36:42It's fake.

00:36:45It's fake.

00:36:48My flippin' ear is fake.

00:37:03They used to make fun of me.

00:37:05All the other kids.

00:37:07They used to make fun of me.

00:37:10All the other kids.

00:37:16My parents could only afford one prosthetic,

00:37:18so they had to wait until I was fully grown.

00:37:21You know that's not a big deal, right?

00:37:23Yes, it is.

00:37:24No, it isn't. People used to make fun of me too.

00:37:27Yeah, right.

00:37:30I shave my arms and wax my upper lip, okay?

00:37:33You're just saying that to make me feel better.

00:37:35I'm serious. I had a freakin' mustache until I was like 14.

00:37:40Okay, we can still do this, but you have to promise me

00:37:48we're never, ever gonna talk about my ear ever again

00:37:51for as long as you and I both shall live.

00:37:53Okay.

00:37:54Forever.

00:37:55Okay. But can I say something?

00:37:57What?

00:37:58I think it's kinda cool.

00:38:03Okay.

00:38:10So then, what did you tell him your reason for going back to 2001 is?

00:38:25I just made up some story.

00:38:27Yeah? What's the story?

00:38:29I told him that I was gonna go back and stop my parents from getting divorced.

00:38:33Oh no, you son of a bitch!

00:38:35What are you doing?

00:38:37Whatever I'm doing, I'm feeling fan-fucking-tastic doing it.

00:38:41Ew, did you just have sex with that girl you came here to stalk?

00:38:44No, I didn't actually.

00:38:45We shared a nice conversation.

00:38:47And you know, the truth is, she's not that fat.

00:38:49I don't know, a girl's beauty, it's in the eyes, you know?

00:38:54And that doesn't go away with age.

00:38:56So anyway, can we please just focus on the article

00:38:59and figure out what's wrong with this guy,

00:39:01like low IQ or emotional disorder or whatever?

00:39:05What makes you think there's something wrong with him?

00:39:07Because he thinks he can go back in time.

00:39:09Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?

00:39:11Not the same.

00:39:12Just because the guy is trying to do something new

00:39:14doesn't mean he's a freak show.

00:39:16So you think this is normal?

00:39:18I don't know, is it normal that your interns do all your work for you?

00:39:21Is that normal?

00:39:22Oh, right.

00:39:23Is that how all your articles get written?

00:39:26It's him.

00:39:27I have to go.

00:39:45Okay, this is it.

00:39:47There's technology inside this building that I need to complete the machine

00:39:50that will take us on our journey.

00:39:52I'm gonna breach the outer perimeter,

00:39:54I'm gonna disable the security measures,

00:39:56penetrate the target, locate and secure the package.

00:39:58Then we'll rendezvous at the getaway point.

00:40:00You got it?

00:40:01Rendezvous at the getaway point.

00:40:02I've been watching this place for weeks.

00:40:04Yeah, got it.

00:40:05Security's full of holes.

00:40:06We'll be fine.

00:40:07Okay.

00:40:12Fuck.

00:40:13Stay focused.

00:40:17What am I doing?

00:40:18Why am I doing this?

00:40:20What am I doing?

00:40:21Why am I doing this?

00:40:22What am I doing?

00:40:23Why am I doing this?

00:40:32Let me see those keys.

00:40:33Let me see those keys.

00:40:36I can see those keys.

00:40:40Oh, shit.

00:40:41You got it.

00:40:42I can see those keys.

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00:50:15Je ne pense pas que j'ai pas l'adie de toi.

00:50:18J'ai pas l'adie de toi.

00:50:19C'est bon.

00:50:20Bonne chance.

00:50:23Bonne chance.

00:50:24C'est bon.

00:50:37Channon ?

00:50:41Je vais vous donner cette vidéo ?

00:50:43This is from Kenneth.

00:50:54Kenneth said to give this to me.

00:51:00My wife, she's...

00:51:05You tell him.

00:51:09Tell him I hope he gets wherever he's going.

00:51:13And it all works out like he wants.

00:51:18Tell him.

00:51:33All good ?

00:51:35Yeah.

00:51:39What ?

00:51:43Nothing.

00:51:44We're getting some really great stuff, Bridget. I'm going to need a couple more days.

00:51:54Bridget, I'm doing an interview right now.

00:51:55Yeah, I'll send you an email with all the information and I'll paint you a real picture.

00:52:04Okay.

00:52:05I have to go right now.

00:52:06Wow.

00:52:07That all seems so dangerous.

00:52:08Her running around with this guy.

00:52:09Oh, she'll be fine.

00:52:10You got any more of that leftover pie? That was pretty good.

00:52:11I was thinking about you and the time we spent together.

00:52:12I was pretty ripped back then.

00:52:13Top of my game back then.

00:52:14You were not ripped.

00:52:15Yes, I was.

00:52:16Why don't you feel me now?

00:52:17Why don't you feel me now?

00:52:19You're getting real.

00:52:20Hey, Mark.

00:52:21I'm not a senior.

00:52:22Girl and a senior.

00:52:23You got any more of that guy?

00:52:24Sorry.

00:52:25I didn't know.

00:52:26The biggest thing is honestly, it's a real obvious place.

00:52:27I was thinking about you.

00:52:28And the time we spent together.

00:52:31I was pretty ripped back then.

00:52:32Top of my game back then.

00:52:34You were not ripped.

00:52:35Yes, I was.

00:52:36Why don't you feel me now?

00:52:37C'est bon, c'est bon.

00:53:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:53:37Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:54:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:54:37I wish I could see you when you were a little kid

00:54:39I was not as impressive as I am now, I can assure you

00:54:42What?

00:54:43Yeah

00:54:44Okay

00:54:47You want to see something cool?

00:54:49Yeah

00:54:49That was the best sex I've ever had

00:55:08And I've had a lot of sex

00:55:10That's what you said about the roast chicken

00:55:13That was the best roast chicken I've ever had

00:55:15You don't know how long I've thought about this?

00:55:21You've become this like character

00:55:23You know in my head

00:55:24It feels like you're from a fairy tale

00:55:26And you're like this purity

00:55:29That's just not in my life

00:55:30Girl

00:55:32You are so cute

00:55:34Hey

00:55:37This is gonna sound crazy

00:55:40I want you to come to Seattle with me

00:55:44What?

00:55:46Yeah

00:55:47It's crazy

00:55:50But I want you to come

00:55:51Just the minute you drive out of this place

00:55:53You are not gonna want to be with me

00:55:54That's just not true

00:55:55That's what I'm saying

00:55:57I mean do you not feel this?

00:55:58You're not in your right mind

00:55:59I'm absolutely in my right mind

00:56:00This is the clearest I've been in a long time

00:56:03I've done this before

00:56:08You haven't done it with me

00:56:09No I've done this before

00:56:11And I'm too old

00:56:12We're the same damn age

00:56:29Oh

00:56:30That's perfect

00:56:31That's unbelievable

00:56:34Unbelievable

00:56:37Okay

00:56:37Great

00:56:38This is good

00:56:40This is perfect

00:56:41I'm glad you said that

00:56:42Because this was a mistake

00:56:43You're right

00:56:43You know what?

00:56:44I opened up my heart to you

00:56:46And

00:56:46Thank you

00:56:48Because

00:56:48My head was turned around

00:56:49Jeff

00:56:50But it ain't anymore

00:56:52I think you're being a little crazy about this

00:56:55I think you're crazy for saying no

00:56:57Please go

00:56:59I'm going by choice

00:57:06I'm going by choice

00:57:06Why are you sitting here?

00:57:25Why would you be sitting on your computer?

00:57:27You're a young man

00:57:28You got the whole world ahead of you

00:57:30I'm asking you to be a man

00:57:33And try

00:57:34Are you ready to have a crazy night with me?

00:57:37Because I'm ready

00:57:37Say you're ready

00:57:38Say you're ready

00:57:39I'm ready

00:57:40Not a man

00:57:41Good answer

00:57:41Let's do something stupid

00:57:44Stay here

00:57:46You guys ever parted in an escalade?

00:58:00Here we go

00:58:01Here we go

00:58:01Drink

00:58:02Drink

00:58:02You drink

00:58:03Open that over

00:58:03Start drinking

00:58:04I didn't buy it for nothing

00:58:05Good girl

00:58:06Go

00:58:07Go

00:58:08Hey

00:58:10Drink

00:58:10I don't need it

00:58:11I don't need it

00:58:13I don't need it

00:58:14This guy's getting laid tonight

00:58:29He's my best friend

00:58:30Arnaud

00:58:33Pay the son of a bitch

00:58:35You warm enough?

00:58:57Mm-hmm

00:58:57This is all your stuff?

00:59:00Well, I just kind of said up here

00:59:03The Boy Scouts don't really come up here

00:59:05After, uh, September

00:59:06So

00:59:07It's kind of like

00:59:08Having a second home

00:59:09Come to

00:59:11Spend some nights

00:59:12And

00:59:12Clear the head

00:59:14Okay

00:59:18This is for you

00:59:20I circled the location on the map

00:59:23This way you'll always know where to find

00:59:24The truck

00:59:25And this campsite

00:59:26Don't get lost

00:59:28Okay

00:59:29What is that?

00:59:34Is that a guitar?

00:59:36No, it's called a zither

00:59:37Can you play this?

00:59:39Not

00:59:40Very well

00:59:41At all

00:59:42My dad had one

00:59:43He was really

00:59:43Good

00:59:45Belinda really liked music

00:59:46So

00:59:46I always wished I could have played her something

00:59:49And

00:59:50So I've been writing her this song

00:59:51For when I see her again

00:59:52Will you play it?

00:59:55It's

00:59:56Please

00:59:56No, it's not

00:59:57It's not finished

00:59:58And it's really just

00:59:59Not very good

01:00:00So

01:00:01Well, I'll tell you if it's good or not

01:00:02Okay

01:00:04It's only halfway done

01:00:07So it's just like

01:00:08Stand straight

01:00:29Fall back in line

01:00:33I'll tell you

01:00:34Comb your hair

01:00:36Get to work on time

01:00:39Everyone

01:00:42In the big machine

01:00:45Tries to break your heart

01:00:50And pull you underneath

01:00:51I'll tell you

01:00:52I'll tell you

01:00:53I'll tell you

01:00:54I'll tell you

01:00:54Maybe I'm wrong

01:00:56And all that you get

01:00:58Is what you see

01:01:00Maybe I'm right

01:01:03And there's something out there

01:01:05To believe

01:01:07Everybody's talking in their sleep

01:01:12That's what you see

01:01:13I'm not sure

01:01:14They push a lot of air around

01:01:18But don't say much of anything

01:01:20Except when they laugh at me

01:01:25Like ghosts under a sheet

01:01:27Everybody's talking in their sleep

01:01:36C'est bon.

01:02:06Trust me. Trust me.

01:02:10Now, feel this.

01:02:15It works, right?

01:02:36What are you doing in the lobby?

01:02:47Are they still in there?

01:02:49Yeah, that's the point. She's still in there.

01:02:51You go.

01:02:52What do you mean, I go?

01:02:54I didn't want to hang out with these three. I did it for you.

01:02:56I don't think so. It's fine. You go.

01:02:58Are you gay?

01:02:59What? No.

01:03:00Is that what this is?

01:03:01No.

01:03:02I'm asking you seriously. I'm not judging you.

01:03:04You don't know this about me, but I don't care about that stuff.

01:03:06No, Jeff. I'm not gay. No.

01:03:08This is set up perfectly. Do you not think she's hot?

01:03:10You're acting like it's so easy.

01:03:12Because it is so easy.

01:03:13No, Jeff. It's easy for you, not for me.

01:03:15Why not?

01:03:15Because I'm not you, Jeff.

01:03:17Do you just want to see me get embarrassed?

01:03:19No.

01:03:22Arno, come here, man.

01:03:23Come here.

01:03:25Fucking come here. I'm not pranking you, man.

01:03:27You're not going to get this opportunity very much longer.

01:03:31You're not always going to be 21, young man.

01:03:34I promise you fucking that.

01:03:37I don't know. I don't know what to...

01:03:38How do I start?

01:03:40First of all, take these pedophile glasses off and don't wear these.

01:03:43They make you look like a weirdo, man.

01:03:45Don't put these on you.

01:03:47Holy shit.

01:03:49Look at that killer.

01:03:50That dude right there crushes chicks.

01:03:52I would take a photo of you and show you how good you looked right now

01:03:54because you look fantastic.

01:03:56You look like a damn pilot.

01:03:58Like a cool pilot.

01:03:59Exactly. Where I drive the jets.

01:04:01Pop this shit.

01:04:02Uh-oh.

01:04:04Boom, boom, boom.

01:04:06Act like you've been there before.

01:04:07You're not going to be your age forever.

01:04:09One day you're going to be the old dirtbag.

01:04:11All by yourself.

01:04:13This is the moment you live for.

01:04:15Okay.

01:04:16Okay?

01:04:17Okay.

01:04:22Hey, Halloween.

01:04:23Smell them.

01:04:24Smell them.

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01:15:35Nous sommes venus à la maison.

01:15:36Je suis venu à la maison.

01:15:49Est-ce qu'il y a vraiment une machine à la machine ou quoi?

01:15:51Pourquoi m'a fait ça?

01:15:52Je ne fais pas ça, tu veux la histoire.

01:15:55Tu ne veux pas la histoire.

01:15:56Tu ne veux pas la histoire.

01:15:57Tu ne veux pas la histoire.

01:15:58Tu viens juste pour l'amener avec l'au-girlfriend.

01:15:59Qu'est-ce qui ?

01:16:00Hey, les gars, c'est ouvert.

01:16:02C'est ouvert.

01:16:05C'est ouvert.

01:16:16Attention à la tête.

01:16:19Je sais ce qu'ils étaient en train de chercher.

01:16:21Je vois ça.

01:16:22C'était comme un jet engine.

01:16:35Darius, tu n'as pas vu ce truc d'ici, tu n'as pas vu ce truc d'ici.

01:16:39Comment ça va faire ?

01:16:40C'est parti.

01:16:41C'est parti.

01:16:42Darius, tu n'as pas vu ce truc d'ici?

01:16:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

01:17:14C'est parti !

01:17:44C'est parti !

01:18:14C'est parti !

01:18:44C'est parti !

01:18:46C'est parti !

01:18:48C'est parti !

01:18:52C'est parti !

01:18:56And get on !

01:18:58Come with me !

01:19:04C'est parti !

01:19:36Do you trust me ?

01:19:42Come on !

01:19:44Take my hand !

01:19:46I know what I'm doing !

01:19:56Flip that switch !

01:19:58Do it !

01:20:00You ready ?

01:20:08You ready ?

01:20:10You ready ?

01:20:22Go away !

01:20:23Go away !

01:20:24Go away !

01:20:26You ready ?

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