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Ever given someone directions and ended up feeling like their personal Uber? In this humorous video, we explore funny moments when helping others led to unexpected rides and situations. Watch as various stories unfold, highlighting the hilarious and sometimes awkward surprises of giving directions. Whether it's missing turns or taking unexpected detours, these experiences will make you chuckle and relate to those spontaneous rides we all encounter. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more entertaining stories and relatable content about everyday life adventures. Join the conversation and share your own funny direction stories in the comments below!

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00:00Have you ever gave someone directions and just became their personal Uber?

00:03I'm leaving Target when this guy in a wrinkled suit asks how to get to the courthouse.

00:06Simple enough, two blocks down, can't miss it.

00:07But then he goes, actually, could you just drive me?

00:09I'll pay you 50 bucks.

00:10I'm thinking this is weird, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.

00:12Turns out he's getting divorced today, and his lawyer told him to arrive separately from his wife.

00:16His car's in the shop, every Uber keeps canceling, and he's already 20 minutes late.

00:19During the drive, this guy Dave is sweating bullets, practicing what to say to the judge.

00:22He keeps mumbling about custody and alimony while checking his phone every five seconds.

00:26I start giving him a pep talk without meaning to.

00:28Look, man, just be honest. Tell them what you really want.

00:30He looks at me like I just solved world peace.

00:32You know what? You're right. I'm overthinking this.

00:33We get to the courthouse, and he asks me to wait in the parking lot.

00:36In case I need a getaway driver, he jokes, but I can tell he's serious.

00:39Three hours later, he comes out with this huge grin on his face.

00:42Turns out, when they got in front of the mediator, he and his wife, Linda, started actually talking instead of yelling.

00:47They realized they were both just scared and stressed, not actually wanting to split up.

00:50He hands me $100.

00:51You were my good luck charm, man. That pep talk saved my marriage.

00:55I figure that's the end of it. It's not.

00:56The next week, same guy flags me down outside Target again.

00:59This time, he's with his wife, Linda, and they need a ride to their first marriage counseling session.

01:03We can't drive together yet, Linda explains.

01:06We still argue in cars, but you seem neutral.

01:09So now I'm driving Dave and Linda to therapy every Thursday.

01:12They pay me $60 each session to be their neutral ride, because apparently they can't fight in front of me.

01:16Something about my presence keeps them calm.

01:17The first few sessions, they sit in awkward silence.

01:20By month two, they're actually talking.

01:21By month three, Linda's bringing me homemade cookies.

01:23You know, the therapist tells them during one session, maybe you should hire him as your permanent driver.

01:27You two communicate better in his car than anywhere else.

01:29Dave laughs. He's basically our marriage Uber.

01:31Six months later, they're doing amazing.

01:32They've worked through their issues, renewed their vows, and Dave got a promotion at work.

01:36But they still insist I drive them to therapy because it's tradition now.

01:39Last Thursday, Linda hands me an envelope.

01:41Inside is a wedding invitation.

01:43Not theirs, but for their daughter's wedding next month.

01:45We want you to drive us to the ceremony, Dave says.

01:47You're part of the family story now.

01:49The invitation lists me as Dave and Linda's guardian angel driver.

01:52And honestly, I've got the weirdest, most wholesome side hustle ever.

01:56The wedding was incredible.

01:57I drove them to the venue, stayed for the ceremony, and even caught the bouquet toss by accident.

02:01Dave's daughter Mariah hugged me and said,

02:03Thank you for keeping my parents together.

02:04But it doesn't end there.

02:05Now, I'm the official family driver for everything.

02:07Mariah's baby shower?

02:08I'm driving.

02:09Dave's retirement party.

02:10My Honda's the chariot.

02:11Linda's book club meetings?

02:12Somehow that's my job, too.

02:13The family group chat is called Dave's Angels, and I'm admin somehow.

02:16They send me memes about driving and marriage counseling.

02:18Linda posts pictures of the cookies she's making for my next delivery service.

02:22Last month, Dave's brother Mitchell moved to town and needed help getting around after knee surgery.

02:26Guess who got voluntarily recruited?

02:27Now I've got two regular clients, and Mitchell pays me in homemade salsa that's honestly better than restaurant quality.

02:32Yesterday, Linda called me in a panic.

02:34Dave's stuck at work, Mitchell's at physical therapy, and I need to get to my sister's emergency appendectomy.

02:39I dropped everything and drove her to the hospital.

02:41While we waited, she held my hand and said,

02:43You know, you saved more than just our marriage.

02:45You gave us faith the strangers can become family.

02:47Three families now have me on speed dial.

02:48My Honda's got 60,000 more miles than when this started.

02:51And somehow, I've never been happier with my weird career choice.

02:53Dave was right.

02:54I'm not just a marriage Uber anymore.

02:55I'm the family guardian angel driver, and business is booming.

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