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00:00Has this ever been you, while you've been traveling?
00:03Your boyfriend takes a weird photo and-
00:05Oh god, he's such an-
00:08I love the acting here, like-
00:11It reminds me of one of those infomercials for like-
00:15Yeah, OxyClean can give you ten times the normal cleaning power of normal cleaning products!
00:20Alright, so now-
00:21Yeah, so-
00:22We have a hoodie-
00:24On the top so she can cover her face
00:27And her weird boyfriend-
00:28Doesn't take pictures of her anymore
00:31So, when she-
00:32You wanna pee?
00:34You get in the tube!
00:35Get in the pee tube!
00:37Honey, I need to go pee!
00:38Get in the pee tube!
00:40Oh, it's a poo tube!
00:42It's-
00:43It looks so inconvenient, you know?
00:45All this thing, you get messed up there, and you know-
00:49It doesn't look so great, yeah-
00:50And also, her pants were down-
00:52In the only area where you can use the bathroom, so-
00:55There is no chance you can see it with this, you know?
00:58No
00:59Okay, we have some glasses case
01:01Pull out our glasses, and all of a sudden-
01:03Ah!
01:04Boom!
01:05I know-
01:07That's interesting-
01:08Do you have this problem when you're in the car-
01:11Wearing glasses?
01:12Yeah, as a passenger-
01:14Not wearing glasses, to feel sick when you-
01:17Oh, no, never, never-
01:19I always do-
01:19Once!
01:20When I went up the mountains, and there was a road that was literally like a zig-zag, and I threw up.
01:25Yeah.
01:26But it was one time.
01:27For me, it's usually heaven.
01:29That's why I'm a driver.
01:31Only a driver, okay.
01:32Presensure.
01:32Okay, so on the bus you're like, move over dude, I have to take the wheel here.
01:37Perfect.
01:38It's actually, yeah, it depends from the country where you're doing it.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Lens case, okay, what are we doing here?
01:44Um, you might want to use that for lenses.
01:47Okay, but is it the sunscreen?
01:50Yeah, it looks like a sunscreen and tanning oil combo, maybe?
01:54Okay, but it's so small now, though, you know.
01:57It is.
01:58Maybe they're going to Antarctica, and they just don't need it.
02:01Just to cover the face, right?
02:03Yeah.
02:04It's good for your eyes, actually, to put sunscreen in, like, pretty light.
02:07Makes you look young.
02:08Stay young.
02:11I'm actually 60 years old.
02:13Oh, you know, life hacks.
02:15Life hacks.
02:16Always five-minute crafts, more like, make, you know, five, make ten years feel like five minutes.
02:22Exactly.
02:23Because nothing's changed up here.
02:25So, how old do you think this girl?
02:29It's, for sure, 60.
02:31Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32No, I would say 80.
02:33I would say, because I've seen her in a vampire video, I'm pretty sure she's eternal.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Okay, so.
02:40It's all about us.
02:41So, we have a nice bracelet stash.
02:43A nice little thing for your sunglasses.
02:47I don't think that was optimized very well, but that's just me.
02:52Okay.
02:53I guess.
02:54The comments are going to be like, why do you hate on everything?
02:58We don't hate on everything.
02:59Yeah, we're just doubting them.
03:01We're just doubting them.
03:02We're not hating them.
03:03So.
03:04We care about these people.
03:05We want them to do the best.
03:07And make the best content.
03:09Like us.
03:10Whoa, man.
03:11Just kidding.
03:12Just kidding.
03:13Ah!
03:14Just kidding.
03:15Don't believe it.
03:16Don't forget to subscribe.
03:17I like that.
03:18You know?
03:19Just kidding.
03:20It's a compliment.
03:21Just kidding.
03:22You know?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Just kidding.
03:24It's a compliment.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Oh, my goodness.
03:29I'm just kidding.
03:31I'm just kidding.
03:32I'm just kidding.
03:33But that guy really loves you.
03:35I'm that guy.
03:36He's...
03:37I'm just kidding.
03:38I'm just kidding.
03:39I'm just kidding.
03:40I don't know.
03:41I don't know.
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