How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:00:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know, it's not cute be jealous

00:00:42It's been it you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know, I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it

00:00:53Do your worst, daddy

00:01:08Oh, looking good girl

00:01:10Oh

00:01:21Another creep just my luck

00:01:27Please pick up

00:01:29Hi, dad

00:01:31Um, I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me

00:01:38Sure thing hunt

00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:01:42He'll be there soon

00:01:50Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish

00:01:53You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:55You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:57You got the rogue, I swear

00:01:59You got the rogue, I swear

00:02:01You got the rogue, I swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:10You have the worst timing

00:02:12Hey, you know that favor you owe me

00:02:14I'm cashing it in

00:02:16Now

00:02:18What are you doing?

00:02:20What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You'll get away from me creep

00:02:37Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:02:40Oh

00:02:43Stop

00:02:44Let's see what else he can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:57Mr. Collins?

00:02:58That's in his best friend?

00:03:10You're shivering

00:03:19Come on, kiddo

00:03:20Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go

00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:53Your arm is

00:03:54Wet

00:04:00From the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:25There's no rain up there

00:04:28Right, sorry

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:36Thought you'd be

00:04:37Busy running your nightclub or

00:04:40Beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:49Come to think of it

00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months

00:04:54I don't do small talk

00:04:58Okay then

00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop

00:05:05I need to pick something

00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol

00:05:08I am 22 years old

00:05:10Exactly

00:05:11Kiddo

00:05:11Shut up

00:05:12You're not that much older than me

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later

00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol

00:05:18Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year

00:05:22And nobody

00:05:25If I take you

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes

00:05:29I'll be quick

00:05:37I'll be quick

00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that

00:05:50It's not safe

00:05:53It's not safe

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did

00:06:00You freaking creep

00:06:04Give me a jacket

00:06:05Or something

00:06:13When you're done checking me out

00:06:22I think your store closes in two minutes

00:06:26I was not checking you out

00:06:39That was a yawn

00:06:40I'm sure it was, kiddo

00:06:41It's past your bedtime

00:06:43Stop calling me kid

00:06:47Stop calling me kid

00:06:48I think it was like this

00:06:49I just need to get to work

00:06:49You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:07:11This is a small kickback.

00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.

00:07:17Does your dad know about that?

00:07:18Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.

00:07:27Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please.

00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:07:51I don't have another choice.

00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.

00:08:03Fine. Have your kickback. Or not.

00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:08:10I don't need you to look after me.

00:08:17Who is that?

00:08:20No.

00:08:20I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?

00:08:28It's not a big deal. I can explain.

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.

00:08:43It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.

00:08:46Your choice.

00:08:54You are not living here.

00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.

00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby.

00:09:06You better not show your face in there.

00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:09:13God damn it.

00:09:20Promise to mark.

00:09:30Whoa.

00:09:31Who's this above Grandpa?

00:09:34Grandpa?

00:09:35He's hotter than you, mate.

00:09:38Huh?

00:09:43Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run, Greek wife.

00:09:49Could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:09:54And rich dad means...

00:09:56Fancy alcohol!

00:09:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:10:10Duh.

00:10:11I didn't miss it.

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.

00:10:16Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.

00:10:23Thanks, Heather.

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?

00:10:27Enjoy the party!

00:10:32I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:10:36Where's Harper?

00:10:40Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper.

00:10:45Hang out with me.

00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:55I don't like talking.

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:11:02Talk or no talk?

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?

00:11:11Sorry, ladies.

00:11:12I don't like my women.

00:11:14Desperate.

00:11:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:22Oh, he really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:11:41Oh, Harper, hey!

00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...

00:11:51Ew!

00:11:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course you can.

00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.

00:11:57Thanks.

00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:12:03We're, we're friends?

00:12:05Of course!

00:12:08I have to pee.

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.

00:12:12I was just moving right outside my own room.

00:12:14What dirt can I find?

00:12:25What dirt can I find?

00:12:25Oh, this is gold!

00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down.

00:12:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:13:05What the hell?

00:13:19POINT praia!

00:13:25Attention, everybody!

00:13:28Hello!

00:13:29You all seem a little bored.

00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary.

00:13:42Let's see.

00:13:45Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:13:52Aw, Harper.

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:14:00No!

00:14:02Christina, give it back!

00:14:06Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.

00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...

00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty.

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true.

00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:41Let's pull right down.

00:14:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:14:51Fuck this.

00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:15:30You were supposed to get rid of him.

00:15:41Come to her party.

00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness.

00:15:45And you make fun of her family life?

00:15:46It was a joke.

00:15:47It was a joke.

00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:15:58Chris, that's enough.

00:16:00Let her go.

00:16:03Yeah, one last.

00:16:07What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.

00:16:19If you mess with her again, fuck you up.

00:16:26But we're literally just girls.

00:16:28I don't give a fuck.

00:16:30Everyone out!

00:16:31The fuck out!

00:16:39What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:44What the hell was that?

00:16:49She hurt you.

00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.

00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:17:11You're crying.

00:17:13Why are you crying?

00:17:15I won't understand.

00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:17:18They just tried to hurt you.

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:17:24Stupid.

00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.

00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of them.

00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.

00:17:29And she's the queen of our schools.

00:17:30I said stop!

00:17:35I said stop!

00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school.

00:17:39We'll find you another school.

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?

00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?

00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.

00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.

00:18:04Oh yeah?

00:18:05If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:16Sorry, kid.

00:18:18That's my gun.

00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.

00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.

00:18:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.

00:18:52What?

00:18:57Oh!

00:18:59God.

00:19:07What?

00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:19No.

00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:24It cannot be happening.

00:19:25He's gonna be back in any second.

00:19:36You know, if he weren't played, he could have just asked.

00:19:41I don't want to, I don't want to play.

00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?

00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:19:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.

00:19:59Uncuff me.

00:19:59What are your manners?

00:20:04I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:20:13Give me the key.

00:20:22What the?

00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:32Rule number one.

00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.

00:20:51I can take care of my...

00:20:53Rule number two.

00:20:55No talking back.

00:20:57I am the last guy.

00:20:59You want to piss off?

00:21:06Rule number three.

00:21:09Don't start any games.

00:21:12You're not ready to play.

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.

00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,

00:21:42Oh, we have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:50What does that mean?

00:21:55We have curfew.

00:21:56Ah!

00:22:12How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:36She's fine, Mark.

00:22:37Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:51Give me some time.

00:23:00Stay with my tribe.

00:23:02Look at my head.

00:23:06Give me some time.

00:23:08This is the end.

00:23:10Look at my head.

00:23:15Come on.

00:23:16Come on.

00:23:19Come on.

00:23:20Come on.

00:23:21you're a fucking strip club harper

00:23:27your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip

00:23:33oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what

00:23:50some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room somewhere else

00:23:54i'm looking for harper roots it says her location is here so step aside before i make you

00:24:01nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for

00:24:06hey wait wait wait wait

00:24:09he looks so sexy keep going harper

00:24:20you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him

00:24:32hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here

00:24:40it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick

00:24:43class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up

00:24:49chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera

00:24:54cost a thousand dollars you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your

00:24:58porn that is enough

00:25:05these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them

00:25:10what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance

00:25:25see how much my dad likes that

00:25:32your choice

00:25:37camera it is

00:25:44camera it is

00:25:46no no no no no no no no no no

00:25:49you asshole

00:25:50if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat

00:25:56you'll be shitting out polaroids

00:26:00what the fuck is your problem

00:26:07i'm leaving now

00:26:16so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends

00:26:20i did it for your own good

00:26:22you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project

00:26:25you need me around for your safety

00:26:27because clearly you can't do it on your own

00:26:30you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you

00:26:33like a piece of meat

00:26:34my classmate

00:26:37it sounds like someone's a little jealous

00:26:43jealous

00:26:44jealous

00:26:49you're cute harper

00:26:51i'll give you that

00:26:52and those

00:26:53things you do

00:26:54things you do

00:26:55they're cute too

00:26:57you know what's not cute

00:27:00me jealous

00:27:02now you were right

00:27:03i'm in some shady business

00:27:04and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me

00:27:07but you better not test me

00:27:10or i'll break you

00:27:14in more than one way or

00:27:16well guess what

00:27:17you just called me harper instead of kid

00:27:23just admit

00:27:27that you want me

00:27:29what the hell is happening to me

00:27:33there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter

00:27:37there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter

00:27:42put your seat belt on

00:27:44you know what chris

00:27:45you want to be my bodyguard

00:27:47fine

00:27:48but i'm gonna make you crazy for me

00:27:50let's see if dad keeps you around now

00:27:54so

00:27:56are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is

00:27:59no

00:28:01are you sleeping with a professor

00:28:03oh my god maria no

00:28:05ew

00:28:07that's my dad's best friend chris collins

00:28:09he was sent here to

00:28:11keep me safe

00:28:12hmm

00:28:13and he secretly wants to fuck you

00:28:15i don't know

00:28:16but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home

00:28:20um

00:28:21wait

00:28:22you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend

00:28:26think about it

00:28:27think about it

00:28:31we need to get my dad to fire chris

00:28:33the only way to do that is if he makes a move

00:28:35so that's step one

00:28:37hmm

00:28:38you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you

00:28:42he was jealous harps

00:28:43yeah right

00:28:44jealous of me i'm

00:28:46a college student who works at whole foods

00:28:47he's like a

00:28:49tech genius billionaire

00:28:51hobbyist mma fighter

00:28:53not jealous of you dummy

00:28:55jealous over you

00:28:56you

00:28:57it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie

00:29:00so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until

00:29:05until he snaps

00:29:06and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter

00:29:10and when your dad sees that

00:29:12he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time

00:29:15here's to operation seduction

00:29:19chris collins

00:29:21you better watch out

00:29:23because i get what i want

00:29:24nobody's doing

00:29:35sexy outfit check

00:29:38popcorn check

00:29:40the notebook

00:29:41the only movie that can make a guy cry

00:29:42Cribe? Check.

00:29:54What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper, you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:04I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:15I have a day, but that's not important.

00:30:17Your pulse is racing.

00:30:19What's going on?

00:30:21Oh.

00:30:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:30:25Uh...

00:30:27No, I just...

00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:30:33But it's...

00:30:39Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:30:53But what about your date?

00:30:55Jake.

00:30:57Please, Jake.

00:30:59Jake, Jake, don't come on.

00:31:01How are you not crying?

00:31:03This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:31:05Because it's not real.

00:31:07This is ridiculous.

00:31:09No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:31:25It's true love.

00:31:27There's no such thing as true love.

00:31:29Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:31:31Or...

00:31:33Maybe...

00:31:35You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:31:37And there are batteries in your back.

00:31:39What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:31:41What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:31:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:31:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:03No, come on.

00:32:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:32:07Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.

00:32:17Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:32:27It's not a lie.

00:32:29You are a beautiful woman.

00:32:31And I'm too much for you, kid.

00:32:33You can't handle me.

00:32:35Try me.

00:32:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:45I don't kiss.

00:32:47And I don't make love, Harper.

00:32:49Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:51No.

00:32:53I don't think you are.

00:32:57What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:33:01I don't think you are.

00:33:03And even when you're a woman, I never love you.

00:33:11Just...

00:33:13Shut up and watch the movie.

00:33:15I'm sorry. I love you.

00:33:17You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:33:31Not be seduced by him.

00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:41You're late, Big Daddy.

00:33:45But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:49You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:33:51Not tonight.

00:33:53Busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:57Maybe for me you're not.

00:33:59When the hell could you possibly be?

00:34:03Are you with another woman?

00:34:05Woman? No.

00:34:09Not a woman.

00:34:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:34:22Not this guy.

00:34:23Lose my number.

00:34:25Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:34:55She's going to be the death of me.

00:34:59Kid.

00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:35:14Today.

00:35:19Damn it, Harper.

00:35:25woman?

00:35:51Ying.

00:35:53you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants

00:36:06oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend

00:36:15his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep

00:36:22your hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with

00:36:36me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say you're

00:36:44lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your

00:36:53hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a

00:36:59hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you

00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you

00:37:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk

00:37:21i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye

00:37:30i'm gonna get a moment of time

00:37:45this time

00:37:47i think i'm going to lie

00:37:48i think i can't do it

00:37:49i think i'm gonna get to sleep with you

00:37:51and i think i'm gonna get to sleep with you

00:37:52and i think i think i mean i'm gonna get to sleep with you

00:37:56So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:18Struggling much?

00:38:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:07No underwear?

00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.

00:39:18What are you going to do?

00:39:23Punish you.

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:38You don't know me?

00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back. Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:51Let's you do your worst. Let's you do your worst.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:40:11I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:23But, but what about-

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:28Can't let this happen again.

00:40:30You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:49I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak? Like BDSR?

00:41:19The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:36Crap, what if he is coming?

00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:44Stop missing with that. You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?

00:42:27What do you want, Brian?

00:42:28Just five minutes.

00:42:36Fine.

00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:41What the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:21I've moved on, and you should too.

00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:32You slut!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:37Let me see then.

00:43:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:40Show me. Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:50I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening. Ever.

00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:01Me?

00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.

00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not going to come after you.

00:44:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:24Help me! Help!

00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:36Good girl.

00:44:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:53Are you okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:00Stop it!

00:45:11You're going to kill him.

00:45:12Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:44Fuck.

00:45:44Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:56I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:29So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:49Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:55You're dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.

00:47:16I'm gonna throw up.

00:47:20Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:25I'm right here.

00:47:52Don't focus on the water.

00:47:55Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:02It's okay.

00:48:17It's okay.

00:48:18I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:21You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:35Just breathe.

00:48:36Just keep breathing.

00:48:37How are you feeling?

00:48:48Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:53Ready for the next step?

00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:01I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:09What?

00:49:14Oh my god.

00:49:16Oh my god.

00:49:17You're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:22What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:38I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:54Harper!

00:49:55Harper!

00:49:58Harper!

00:49:58What happened?

00:50:04What happened?

00:50:04You blacked out.

00:50:06You're okay.

00:50:08You're okay.

00:50:09I'm sorry.

00:50:10I'm sorry.

00:50:12You're right.

00:50:14You did amazing.

00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.

00:50:19I can't do this.

00:50:23It's okay.

00:50:25We'll try again tomorrow.

00:50:27Just kiss me.

00:50:28Your dad won't like this.

00:50:33Don't think about him.

00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:50:46Just say you don't want me.

00:50:47Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:02I want you.

00:51:03And I told you not to mess with me.

00:51:06You're going to get hurt.

00:51:07You really like him?

00:51:10What the hell?

00:51:24What are you doing?

00:51:25We need to talk about this first.

00:51:27Inside.

00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.

00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:51:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.

00:51:34So you are a grandpa?

00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.

00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.

00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:51:50I'm gonna shower.

00:51:59Huffer, what are you doing?

00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:52:15Running a daycare.

00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.

00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:52:55You've been tracking him?

00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59The same kind he is.

00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:15Hey, I'm surprised.

00:53:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:53:21I'm just all around not intense enough for him.

00:53:27Not intense enough?

00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:53:39I mean, look at you.

00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:53:43You're out of your league, kid.

00:53:47Don't call me that.

00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?

00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.

00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:53:59Choke you out.

00:54:01None of that.

00:54:02Kissing.

00:54:03Pillow talk.

00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:54:12He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:54:15He actually lives here with me.

00:54:19You little skank.

00:54:20Ah!

00:54:28Help!

00:54:29Help me!

00:54:30I can't swim!

00:54:30Ah!

00:54:31Ah!

00:54:32Ah!

00:54:33Ah!

00:54:34Ah!

00:54:34Help!

00:54:35Help!

00:54:35I can't swim!

00:54:37Ah!

00:54:49Harper!

00:54:50Harper!

00:54:51Help!

00:54:53Smile for T&D.

00:54:54Help me!

00:54:56Please help them!

00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot!

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:03Harper!

00:55:33Harper!

00:55:35No!

00:55:37Come on!

00:55:41Harper!

00:55:43No! Come on!

00:55:45Harper! Harper!

00:55:47Breathe, breathe, breathe!

00:55:49It's okay, I got you.

00:55:51You're sick.

00:55:53I got you sick.

00:55:55I got you sick.

00:55:57I got you sick.

00:55:59I got you sick.

00:56:01I got you sick.

00:56:03I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:07You're okay, just breathe.

00:56:09You're safe now.

00:56:11Just breathe.

00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:56:17It's pathetic.

00:56:19Homewreck?

00:56:21Harper could never homewreck Espelada.

00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:27I need you to come back to me, baby.

00:56:31You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:35She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:41You killed me harder.

00:56:45I'm just how rough you get, baby.

00:56:51I don't love you.

00:56:53And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:01She's fine.

00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:05What are you doing?

00:57:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:57:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.

00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32Do you got that?

00:57:33Are you threatening me?

00:57:35No.

00:57:36I'm telling you.

00:57:38Don't fuck with people I care about.

00:57:43Get out of here.

00:57:44Wait.

00:57:45Please, don't.

00:57:47I'll do anything.

00:57:48Please.

00:57:49What are you doing?

00:57:50You're falling!

00:58:02Chris, no!

00:58:04Wait!

00:58:05Wait!

00:58:06I don't know, I don't know.

00:58:08I don't know!

00:58:09I don't know.

00:58:10You're falling!

00:58:11I don't know!

00:58:14I don't know!

00:58:15I don't know!

00:58:16Oh!

00:58:17Oh!

00:58:18I'm sorry for the situation

00:58:27I put you in, Margot.

00:58:30She will not bother you again.

00:58:33I swear.

00:58:34Don't worry about it.

00:58:38I guess we both

00:58:40have histories of

00:58:42dating crazies, huh?

00:58:45I've never dated her.

00:58:48We weren't a thing.

00:58:51Not according to her.

00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:06She said that

00:59:07that I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:14She said that

00:59:18that I would never be able to handle you.

00:59:28Satisfy you

00:59:29in bed.

00:59:35That I was

00:59:36too much of a kid and that

00:59:38you'd never be into me.

00:59:45Is that true?

00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you.

01:00:03When I was in that pool,

01:00:05I

01:00:05I really thought I was gonna die.

01:00:10And all I could think about

01:00:12was all the things

01:00:14I regret never doing.

01:00:18What did you regret?

01:00:20Not doing this sooner.

01:00:21It was in common.

01:00:22I was a kid.

01:00:23I was like,

01:00:25What the hell am I doing?

01:00:54Why did you stop again?

01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.

01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.

01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

01:01:06This isn't about Mark.

01:01:08It's about you and me.

01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

01:01:15I'm too dangerous.

01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...

01:01:22I should forget this ever happened.

01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.

01:01:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:33It's because you're a coward.

01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.

01:01:37Just admit it.

01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.

01:01:41Just be a man and own it.

01:01:42It's not true.

01:01:43Don't!

01:01:44You're a psycho.

01:01:45You're a psycho.

01:01:52I'm just trying to protect you.

01:02:03Morning.

01:02:05Bagel?

01:02:06I'm not hungry.

01:02:11You need to eat.

01:02:12No.

01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

01:02:31Are we even now?

01:02:34You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.

01:02:37What's wrong, kiddo?

01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.

01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.

01:03:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.

01:03:11Promise.

01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?

01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

01:03:26Nope.

01:03:27And he's never going to.

01:03:29Huh?

01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

01:03:32Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

01:03:36Oh, hey.

01:03:38Hey.

01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.

01:03:47Stop moping.

01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

01:03:51Okay?

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:54Hey.

01:03:55Hey.

01:03:56Hey.

01:03:57Hey.

01:03:58Hey.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:00Hey.

01:04:01Hey.

01:04:02Hey.

01:04:08Wow.

01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?

01:04:10Like a million hours?

01:04:12Who the fuck cares?

01:04:14We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.

01:04:32I think I hear them coming.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46One last touch.

01:04:55Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.

01:05:00Harper.

01:05:02Tonight is going to be perfect.

01:05:09No, no, no, no.

01:05:12My final project.

01:05:15How am I going to graduate?

01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?

01:05:23Harper.

01:05:26Harper, I'm kind of confused.

01:05:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

01:05:31Shh.

01:05:32Don't say that.

01:05:39It's obviously her self-portrait.

01:05:42Did you do this?

01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.

01:06:00Guess what?

01:06:01You have no proof.

01:06:02Good luck with that, losers.

01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

01:06:11Harper.

01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.

01:06:14Professor, I can explain.

01:06:18Harper.

01:06:18Is this your work?

01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?

01:06:26We have to fail Harper.

01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.

01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

01:06:35In fact, guests just bought this piece.

01:06:38Wait, what?

01:06:40Who would buy this crap?

01:06:42I would.

01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?

01:06:57I would.

01:07:00It's you.

01:07:01You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.

01:07:08Don't you know who this is?

01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:07:13There's no way.

01:07:15That's okay, Professor.

01:07:16Not everyone has taste.

01:07:20How much for this painting?

01:07:22Oh, no.

01:07:22Our starting price is $18.

01:07:29Done.

01:07:31Wait, $1,800?

01:07:34You can study at this school or not.

01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:07:52Here's two mil.

01:07:53What?

01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins.

01:08:01This is too much.

01:08:02Oh, my God.

01:08:03Oh, my God.

01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.

01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:08:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2,000,000?

01:08:20My father still runs this university.

01:08:23Money runs this university.

01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:08:32You're going to get us expelled, Professor.

01:08:37You can't.

01:08:38Please.

01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:08:42No, wait, Professor.

01:08:43Not so fast.

01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:08:49Whoa!

01:08:50No, whoa!

01:08:51I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:09:01Good luck proving it was us.

01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.

01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:09:12Those dresses, though.

01:09:14Wait, what?

01:09:15Huh?

01:09:16I...

01:09:17What was it that you two said?

01:09:36Oh, right.

01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.

01:09:39The chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:09:45You're being suspended.

01:09:47Let's go.

01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?

01:09:49They're the ones who did this.

01:09:51Arrest them!

01:09:51Let's go!

01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:09:55I'll see you later.

01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.

01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.

01:10:05That's $18,000.

01:10:07Seriously?

01:10:09I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:10:22He, um...

01:10:25I mean, I...

01:10:27I was an idiot.

01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...

01:10:34show you how much I want you.

01:10:35I don't know.

01:10:49A blindfold?

01:10:51I want you, Harper.

01:10:53I want to do things to you.

01:10:58Bad things.

01:10:59But only if you want me to.

01:11:05I do.

01:11:06Why'd we stop?

01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.

01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:11:28And I'll wait for you.

01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.

01:11:43Harper!

01:11:45Harper!

01:11:45Hello, Earth to Harper!

01:11:49You need to look at this!

01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?

01:11:51I'm having...

01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:11:56No!

01:11:57No!

01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!

01:11:59Harper, look!

01:12:01You got the fuck!

01:12:02Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?

01:12:06Harper, he's dangerous!

01:12:08You need to move out now!

01:12:09You can't keep living with him!

01:12:11I need to talk to him, okay?

01:12:13Harper!

01:12:23Taxi?

01:12:24For Harper?

01:12:28Who are you?

01:12:29Hey, let go of me!

01:12:30Stop it!

01:12:31Please!

01:12:41Please let me go.

01:12:42If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:53Ryan?

01:12:54Why are you doing this?

01:12:55We broke up.

01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:13:00You psycho!

01:13:01He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:13:05He humiliated me!

01:13:07But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:13:11He has some dangerous enemies.

01:13:13Ain't that right, fellas?

01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:13:25No.

01:13:26No.

01:13:27You can just watch.

01:13:28No, no, no, no!

01:13:29No, no!

01:13:30No, no!

01:13:31No, no!

01:13:32No!

01:13:50A trap?

01:13:52What the hell?

01:14:02If I'm this world that hurts me so...

01:14:09Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:15I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:28Hey crap, I can explain-

01:14:30You're gonna explain!

01:14:32But first...

01:14:35You know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:41Harper's in trouble, we need to go, okay?

01:14:46Should we have some fun with you?

01:14:48After we kill...

01:14:50Leather Grant?

01:14:52Should we make him watch?

01:14:57Oh!

01:14:59Looks like he's here!

01:15:00He's here!

01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:15:06Huh?

01:15:08Get ready boys!

01:15:09I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:10I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:11That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:15I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:22I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:24That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:33What's the matter, tough guy?

01:15:34What?

01:15:35You can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:15:39Let me go!

01:15:40I...

01:15:41I...

01:15:42I...

01:15:43I...

01:15:44I...

01:15:45I...

01:15:46I...

01:15:47I...

01:15:48I...

01:15:49I...

01:15:51I...

01:15:52I'll leave it...

01:15:53I...

01:15:54I already told you once.

01:15:55You should have listened to me then.

01:15:58Let me go I already told you you should have listened to me then

01:16:10I'm gonna kill you god damn sick

01:16:28are you okay did he hurt you Chris I put you in danger you should run far away from me in my

01:16:39package when it comes to you I'm willing to take my chances

01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on

01:16:58oh my god dad what the hell it's okay I'll handle it I want to hear it from my daughter

01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend Harper I want an answer now before I before

01:17:09I kill him no dad look I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship but deep down

01:17:17I know that you just want me to be safe

01:17:22Chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad you're wrong about that

01:17:32it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness

01:17:39if that means being with Chris then he better not screw this up or I will make him regret it

01:17:49I believe you you keep her safe

01:17:55with my god damn life

01:18:00you remember my instructions

01:18:17yes

01:18:19yes

01:18:31yes daddy

01:18:32say it

01:18:36yes daddy

01:18:38I want you to beg for it

01:18:45I want you to fuck me daddy

01:19:02stop teasing

01:19:03I want you now

01:19:05what you looking for

01:19:07what you looking for

01:19:11daddy

01:19:12say it

01:19:13or I'll punish you

01:19:15don't stop daddy

01:19:28don't stop daddy

01:19:29you're pushing down on me

01:19:35when I'm around you but without you don't know where I'd be

01:19:43out of sight

01:19:47are you sure about that

01:19:49you have two choices Mr. Collins

01:20:06you can either uncuff me

01:20:10or fuck me

01:20:12you know I'm dangerous

01:20:29a red shot line

01:20:32do your worst daddy

01:20:36daddy

01:20:56as i started not stopping

01:20:59I'm not stopping.

01:21:04I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:13Ready for round five?

01:21:30Stop it, I'm sore.

01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:36What if I don't?

01:21:40What's that?

01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:21:46Stop it!

01:21:47Come in!

01:21:51I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will. I... Can you get out?

01:22:11I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:20No, please keep them covered.

01:22:23I want to give a speech.

01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.

01:22:36What I do for a living, the not so legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:46And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper. And I want to be around you.

01:23:03Forever.

01:23:04Forever.

01:23:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:19I'm moving you in there.

01:23:22As a graduation present.

01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:31Only if you want to.

01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:40Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:44Is it tacky?

01:23:46I liked it. I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.

01:23:56Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:23:58Deal.

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