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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute? Be jealous
00:00:37It's in it, you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:51I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst, daddy
00:01:08Oh, looking good, girl
00:01:10Just another crate, just my luck
00:01:23Please pick up
00:01:28Hi, dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing, hon
00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44He'll be there soon
00:01:45Wait, man
00:01:46Who?
00:01:50Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:02:02Shut up
00:02:09You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:15What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me, creep
00:02:37Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop!
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:46What the hell?
00:02:49Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his best friend?
00:03:17You're shivering
00:03:18Come on, kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:38I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:03:41five Christmases
00:03:44He's buffing him
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58Wet
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:17There's no rain up there.
00:04:27Right, sorry.
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:47Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:04:54I don't do small talk.
00:04:58Okay then.
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:09I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:11Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:05:13Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes.
00:05:37I'll be quick.
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:53It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:08When you're done checking me out,
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback.
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:07:26And neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris.
00:07:33No, please.
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...
00:07:58I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:04Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me!
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:11God damn it.
00:09:19God damn it.
00:09:20Promise to mark.
00:09:21God damn it.
00:09:21I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:28No!
00:09:30Whoa!
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:38remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when i run greek life could literally be on a
00:09:50yacht right now apparently this chick harper reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means fancy
00:09:57alcohol hi hi uh christina folks and and becca too i can't believe you guys actually came to my
00:10:09party duh i didn't miss it it's really nice to meet you well uh please feel free to help
00:10:20yourselves thanks heather oh it's har it's harper enjoy the party
00:10:28i guess this bottle of mccallum makes up for having to put up with that dork harper
00:10:36where's harper harper
00:10:40forget harper hang out with me i know somewhere we can talk
00:10:49i know somewhere we can talk
00:10:53i don't like talking oh i know your type daddy christina and i we're into group activities
00:11:01talk or no talk you're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody harper
00:11:09sorry ladies i don't like my women desperate
00:11:14oh and mention harper's name again and i'll make you regret it
00:11:21he really picked harper over us i think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to
00:11:30the skanks you think they can upstage us
00:11:34oh harper hey listen do you think i could use your bathroom everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:50ew yeah yeah of course you can't you're you're like your school royalty
00:11:56thanks you know i can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:02we're we're friends of course
00:12:06i have to pee wait for me
00:12:11uh yeah of course i'll just maybe right outside my own room
00:12:14what dirt can i find
00:12:25oh this is gold harper you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:43time to shut your loser party down
00:12:48i think i saw harper go out there with a guy
00:13:05the hell
00:13:19attention everybody hello
00:13:28hello you all seem a little bored so why don't i spice things up by reading
00:13:35a few pages of harper's diary
00:13:40let's see dear diary dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:48sometimes i feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:51oh harper daddy issues much
00:13:57no i just need to give it back
00:14:03dad's friend chris is like a dilf
00:14:11that stands for a dad i'd like to fuck
00:14:14and honestly if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:19you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age
00:14:25purple that is so nasty
00:14:28christina it's not true
00:14:29christina i think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:33is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:14:36that's cool
00:14:49oh no no no no no no no no no no fuck this
00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:33You are supposed to get rid of them!
00:15:41Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:15:47It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58First, that's enough. Let her go.
00:16:04One last thing.
00:16:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty! Let's get one thing straight here.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:16:19If you mess with her again...
00:16:25Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls!
00:16:28I don't give a fuck! Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:44What the hell was that?
00:16:49She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:11You're crying.
00:17:12Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand.
00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:18They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:27You just embarrassed me.
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.
00:17:30I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:36I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:42Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:18:02Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:32You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:19:00God.
00:19:02What?
00:19:07What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:27You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:42I don't wanna, I don't wanna play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:46You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:57Uncuff me.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:07Uncuff me.
00:20:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:12Give me the key.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:23What the?
00:20:24You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen?
00:20:28Like a good little girl?
00:20:30Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:32Okay.
00:20:36Rule number one.
00:20:39There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:43You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:46So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:52I can take care of myself.
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:07Rule number three.
00:21:10Don't start any games.
00:21:13You're not ready to play.
00:21:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:38Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:46You can have your privacy.
00:21:49Until sunset.
00:21:51What does that mean?
00:21:52We have curfew.
00:21:55We have curfew.
00:22:19How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:24Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:26Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:28That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:30Is she back from class?
00:22:32She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good. You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:42You're safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:52I think you've got a good excuse.
00:22:56And that question is.
00:22:58I'm gonna find you.
00:23:00But I think you're out of time.
00:23:02Hope you're out of time.
00:23:04You're being a troubled boy.
00:23:06I'm gonna be in love.
00:23:07But just tell me.
00:23:09I'm gonna be in love.
00:23:11I'm gonna be in love.
00:23:13I'm gonna be in love.
00:23:15And if I'm in love.
00:23:16you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're
00:23:32a goddamn strip club uh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat
00:23:53it grandpa go find a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here
00:23:59so step aside before i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude
00:24:06would be looking for hey wait wait wait wait
00:24:09you look so sexy keep going harper
00:24:19you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:24:32hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:24:40it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:24:43class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:24:49chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:24:52hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:24:55you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:24:59that is enough
00:25:00these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this
00:25:20no one's going to see these deleting them
00:25:23what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one
00:25:29of those creeps a lap dance
00:25:31see how much my dad likes that
00:25:35your choice
00:25:40camera it is
00:25:45no no no no no no no no
00:25:48you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that
00:25:54camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:25:59what the fuck is your problem
00:26:02we're leaving now
00:26:09so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:26:20i did it for your own good
00:26:22you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:26:26you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:26:30you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:26:33like a piece of meat
00:26:34my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:26:39jealous
00:26:43jealous
00:26:45you're cute harper i'll give you that
00:26:52and those things you do
00:26:55they're cute too
00:26:56you know what's not cute
00:26:59me jealous
00:27:01now you were right i'm in some shady business
00:27:04and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:27:07but you better not test me
00:27:09or i'll break you
00:27:11in more than one way
00:27:16well guess what
00:27:21you just called me harper
00:27:23instead of kid
00:27:24just admit
00:27:28that you want me
00:27:30what the hell is happening to me
00:27:37there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:27:41put your seat belt on
00:27:44you know what chris
00:27:45you want to be my bodyguard
00:27:47fine
00:27:48but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:27:51let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:27:53so
00:27:55are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:27:59no
00:28:00are you sleepy with a professor
00:28:04oh my god maria no ew
00:28:06that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:28:09he was sent here to keep me safe
00:28:12hmm
00:28:13and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:28:15i don't know
00:28:16but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:28:20um wait
00:28:21you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:28:25think about it
00:28:28we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:28:33the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:28:36so that's step one
00:28:37hmm
00:28:38you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:28:41he was jealous harps
00:28:43yeah right
00:28:44jealous of me
00:28:45i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:28:47he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:28:52not jealous of you dummy
00:28:54jealous over you
00:28:56it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:29:00so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:29:05until he snaps
00:29:05and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:29:09and when your dad sees that
00:29:11he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:29:16here's to operation seduction
00:29:19chris collins
00:29:20you better watch out
00:29:21because i get what i want
00:29:23mm-hmm
00:29:34sexy outfit
00:29:36check
00:29:37popcorn
00:29:38check
00:29:39the notebook
00:29:40the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:29:42check
00:29:53what do you want?
00:29:54you done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:56um popcorn?
00:29:58harper
00:29:59you idiot
00:30:00seduce him
00:30:02i mean
00:30:03i
00:30:04i
00:30:05brought snacks
00:30:06as a peace offering
00:30:08but
00:30:09if you're busy i can come back later
00:30:12wait wait wait wait
00:30:13i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:30:19what's going on?
00:30:20what's going on
00:30:21what's going on?
00:30:22uh...
00:30:23has your ex boyfriend given you trouble?
00:30:25uh...
00:30:26no i just
00:30:27i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:30:31but it's not
00:30:33i want to ask you for a movie for a movie for a couple of years
00:30:36i can't answer
00:30:37are we watching a movie for a movie for a movie for a movie?
00:30:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54But what about your date?
00:31:04Jane.
00:31:05Please, Jane.
00:31:07Jane, Jane, no, come on.
00:31:11How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or.
00:31:41Maybe...
00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05No, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:08Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:24It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:54I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00Not anymore.
00:33:02And even with a woman, I never left you.
00:33:11Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, Big Daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:58Maybe for me you're not.
00:33:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:04Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Lose my number.
00:34:29Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:05I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:19Dammit, Harper.
00:35:20I'm coming for you, Chris.
00:35:35You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:36:04you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:23So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:43Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:48That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:54We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:02Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:20I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:39So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:37I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:50I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not.
00:39:07No underwear?
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you going to do?
00:39:22Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:34I don't know.
00:39:38You don't know me?
00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:51I'd say do you worst.
00:39:54I'd say do you worst.
00:39:58Mom.
00:40:08I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:23But, but what about-
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28Can't let this happen again.
00:40:29Hot block!
00:40:30You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:56That was part of the plan!
00:40:58I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:01Was it...
00:41:03Big?
00:41:05So big.
00:41:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak? Like BDSR?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:39Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:44Oh!
00:41:46Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:51Oh!
00:41:54Stop messing with that!
00:41:56You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:07He is not my man.
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew! Leave, Brian! She doesn't want to speak to you!
00:42:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:42:22What do you want, Brian?
00:42:29Just five minutes.
00:42:33Fine.
00:42:35But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:58I want to get back together.
00:43:09You cheated on me.
00:43:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:43:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:19This isn't about payback.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys? You slut!
00:43:34Get off of me!
00:43:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me see, then.
00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys. Show me. Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:49A drink?
00:43:50I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening. Ever.
00:43:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:44:13You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:28Help me! Help!
00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:35Good girl.
00:44:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:44:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:51Are you okay?
00:44:53Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:02Stop it! You're gonna kill him.
00:45:03Good.
00:45:04He's not worth it.
00:45:14Let's go.
00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:22I promise.
00:45:23Let's go.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:44Fuck.
00:45:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:49Should we call 911?
00:45:51Seriously, Harper?
00:45:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:59You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:18So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:32Hm.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:06I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:36I'm right here.
00:47:53Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:01It's not hard to do.
00:48:03It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:48:18I got you.
00:48:20It's okay.
00:48:26You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:33Just breathe.
00:48:36Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:48Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:52Ready for the next step?
00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:00I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh my god.
00:49:16Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:21It's swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:30No.
00:49:31I've got some water wire.
00:49:53Harper.
00:49:54Harper.
00:49:55Harper.
00:49:57Harper.
00:49:58What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12You're right.
00:50:15You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:24It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:28Just kiss me.
00:50:28Your dad won't like this.
00:50:34Don't think about him.
00:50:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:47Just say you don't want me.
00:50:48Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:07I don't want you to mess with me.
00:51:11I don't want you to mess with me.
00:51:12I don't want you to mess with me.
00:51:13You're like me.
00:51:14what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:51:29cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:51:33so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:51:38come on let's go inside
00:51:43no i need a moment to cool off
00:51:47i'm gonna shower
00:51:51what are you doing
00:52:04so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing in my
00:52:19house
00:52:23i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:52:31i wanted to warn you
00:52:37he might be sexy
00:52:39but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:52:42yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:52:47oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:52:55you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:53:00let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:53:10let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:53:16doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:53:23not intense enough for him
00:53:27not intense enough
00:53:29yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:53:34oh please don't make me laugh
00:53:39i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:53:44you're out of your league kid
00:53:47don't call me that
00:53:48you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:53:54he likes to take you from behind
00:53:57handcuff you so you can't run
00:53:59choke you out
00:54:01none of that
00:54:02kissing pillow talk
00:54:04well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like
00:54:09to look at your face
00:54:10he'll be bored of you in a week
00:54:15he actually lives here with me
00:54:18you little skank
00:54:20help me i can't swim
00:54:31help
00:54:35help i can't swim
00:54:37parker
00:54:50parker
00:54:51just crawl your way out idiot
00:55:00that's what you get for stealing my man
00:55:03parker
00:55:12parker
00:55:43Harper! No! Come on!
00:55:55Harper! Harper!
00:55:59Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
00:56:00It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:56:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:56:09Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:56:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I need to come back to me, baby.
00:56:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:44Killed me harder.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:56:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:57:18asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:57:28that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32You got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:41Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:46Please, don't.
00:57:48I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:50What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no!
00:58:05Wait!
00:58:06Wait!
00:58:11I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:35Don't worry about it.
00:58:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:46I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not important to her.
00:58:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:35That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:40You'd never be into me.
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:58When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:22I don't care.
01:00:29I'm so not gonna die.
01:00:43Sorry, Andy.
01:00:44I'm sorry.
01:00:44I don't know.
01:00:45I'm sorry.
01:00:45I'm sorry.
01:00:46I'm sorry.
01:00:47I'm sorry.
01:00:47what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is
01:01:00going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't
01:01:07about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of
01:01:12yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake
01:01:22i should forget this ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people
01:01:31close to me yeah it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it
01:01:38you led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:01:45just trying to protect you
01:01:55morning
01:02:04bagel i'm not hungry
01:02:07you need to eat
01:02:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:02:26are we even now
01:02:33bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:02:37what's wrong get up i hate seeing you like this
01:02:42you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:02:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:03:03arper reeves
01:03:04i'm going to make this up to you
01:03:10promise
01:03:12has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:03:23nope
01:03:26and he's never going to
01:03:29huh
01:03:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:03:33why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:03:36oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:03:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:03:45and i am not letting you fail
01:03:47stop moping
01:03:49let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:03:51okay
01:03:52okay
01:03:55wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:04:12who the fuck cares
01:04:14we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:04:17make sure no one's coming
01:04:21i think i hear them coming let's go
01:04:45one last touch
01:04:52good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00harper
01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:07no no no no my my final project
01:05:14how am i gonna graduate
01:05:17why would someone do this to me
01:05:19harper
01:05:24harper i'm kind of confused
01:05:28is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:36don't say that
01:05:39it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:42did you do this
01:05:50christina
01:05:52if i don't sell my work tonight
01:05:55i'm gonna fail the class
01:05:56we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:58you're not gonna get away with this
01:06:00guess what
01:06:01you have no proof
01:06:02good luck with that losers
01:06:05that's what you get for fucking with me
01:06:09harper
01:06:10harper
01:06:11there's the student i've been looking for
01:06:14i can explain
01:06:15harper
01:06:19is this your work
01:06:22it's so ugly
01:06:24isn't it professor
01:06:25we have to fail harper
01:06:28it looks like a complete joke
01:06:30ladies
01:06:31i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:06:34in fact
01:06:36guests just bought this piece
01:06:38wait what
01:06:40who would buy this crap
01:06:42i will
01:06:42who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:57i will
01:06:58it's you
01:07:01you psycho grandpa
01:07:03attacked us at a party
01:07:05christina don't be rude
01:07:07don't you know who this is
01:07:09chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:07:13there's no way
01:07:15that's okay professor
01:07:16not everyone has taste
01:07:17how much for this painting
01:07:21oh no
01:07:22our starting price is 18
01:07:24done
01:07:29wait
01:07:32eighteen hundred dollars
01:07:34you can study at this school or not
01:07:36we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:07:40you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just had eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:07:52here's two mil
01:07:53take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:59sir
01:08:00mr collins this is too much
01:08:02oh my god oh my god
01:08:04are you fucking kidding me
01:08:08are you fucking kidding me
01:08:11language miss hawkes
01:08:13don't tell me what to do old lady
01:08:15who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:08:19my father still runs this university
01:08:22money runs this university
01:08:25and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:29for disciplinary action
01:08:31you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:08:36he's getting expelled sounds
01:08:39just about right to me
01:08:40just about right to me
01:08:41no wait professor
01:08:42not so fast
01:08:43what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:49i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:09:00good luck proving it was us
01:09:02knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:09:09i don't need to ruin your lives
01:09:11no stress this though
01:09:13wait
01:09:14what
01:09:15huh
01:09:17like
01:09:18ah
01:09:19ah
01:09:21ah
01:09:22ah
01:09:24ah
01:09:25ah
01:09:26ah
01:09:27ah
01:09:28ah
01:09:29ah
01:09:30ah
01:09:31ah
01:09:32ah
01:09:33ah
01:09:34ah
01:09:35ah
01:09:36ah
01:09:37ah
01:09:38it was me the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why
01:09:48are you grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this
01:09:55on camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand
01:10:04that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:11what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um i mean i
01:10:26i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:10:35a blindfold
01:10:50i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:10:54bad things
01:10:59but only if you want me to
01:11:03i do
01:11:06why'd we stop i've been waiting so long for this
01:11:22i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:11:28and i'll wait for you
01:11:34wear that for me tonight
01:11:37harper
01:11:44harper
01:11:45harper
01:11:46hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:11:56no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:12:00the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move out
01:12:09now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:12:14taxi for harper
01:12:25hey let go of me stop it
01:12:31please please let me go if it's money
01:12:44i'll give you however much you want
01:12:47harper harper harper
01:12:51harper
01:12:52ryan
01:12:54why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:13:00you psycho
01:13:01he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:13:03he humiliated me
01:13:07but luckily for me
01:13:09your little boyfriend
01:13:10what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies
01:13:14ain't that right fellas
01:13:15he has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:13:18once he arrives
01:13:19to save his little princess
01:13:21well we don't need to get into the gory details do we
01:13:25no no you can just watch
01:13:29no no no no no no no no no
01:13:33no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
01:14:03from this world that hurts me so
01:14:10not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:15i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:14:19before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:14:29hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain
01:14:33but first
01:14:36you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:14:42harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:14:46should we have some food with you after we kill leather grants
01:14:53should we make him watch
01:14:54oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:15:06get ready boys
01:15:16i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:37what's the matter tough guy what you can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:54let me go i i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:16:06i'm gonna kill you you god damn dick
01:16:19are you okay did he hurt you
01:16:33i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:41when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:43would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:17:09no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:15what deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:17:26chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad you're wrong about that
01:17:34it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:17:39if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:17:51i believe you you keep her safe
01:17:58with my goddamn life
01:18:09you remember my instructions
01:18:31yes daddy
01:18:35say it
01:18:35yes daddy
01:18:43i want you to beg for it
01:18:48i want you to fuck me
01:18:51you
01:19:04i want you to be
01:19:18Don't stop, daddy.
01:19:47Are you sure about that?
01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:20:12You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:31Or it's your mind.
01:20:32Do your worst, daddy.
01:20:36I stepped away from your heart and tears to rain to get by from yesterday.
01:20:51As I started, let's stop it.
01:21:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:12Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it.
01:21:31I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46Stop it.
01:21:47I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00I...
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:15I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:25And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:30You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:22:40it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:48And for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:01And I want to be around you.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:10So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:43What's wrong?
01:23:44Is it tacky?
01:23:46I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:53But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56But she is.
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
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