How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort

Chow And Chase

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00:00:00You

00:00:04But I'm here to protect you. You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe

00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age? Harper, that is so nasty

00:00:23I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous

00:00:35You know what's not cute? Be jealous

00:00:42It's in it you're jealous

00:00:45What the hell is happening to me? I slept with my dad's best friend

00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of mine

00:00:54Do your worst, daddy

00:01:08Oh looking good girl

00:01:10There's another crate just my luck

00:01:22I'm stuck and I need you to come help me

00:01:33Sure thing hun

00:01:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon

00:01:43Hmm

00:01:44What?

00:01:46Who?

00:01:50Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish

00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear

00:01:58You got the wrong guy, I swear

00:02:08Shut up

00:02:09You have the worst timing

00:02:10Hey, you know that favor you owe me

00:02:13I'm cashing it in

00:02:15Now

00:02:15What are you doing?

00:02:17What are you doing?

00:02:19What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:02:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:32It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:34It's nice and warm in the back of my truck

00:02:36You get away from me creep

00:02:38You got a mouth on you

00:02:40Don't ya?

00:02:41Yeah

00:02:43Stop

00:02:44Let's see what else it can do

00:02:48What the hell?

00:02:50Mr. Collins?

00:02:58That's on his

00:03:00best friend?

00:03:17You're shivering

00:03:19Come on, kiddo

00:03:20Kiddo?

00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?

00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman

00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?

00:03:29Let's go

00:03:38I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like

00:03:41five Christmases

00:03:44He's buffering

00:03:49Something wrong?

00:03:53Your arm is

00:03:58wet

00:04:00from the rain

00:04:03Wipe it then

00:04:03There's no rain up there

00:04:17There's no rain up there

00:04:28Right, sorry

00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:04:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or

00:04:40beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter

00:04:43Come to think of it

00:04:50I actually

00:04:52don't think I've seen my dad in mutts

00:04:54I don't do small talk

00:04:55I didn't

00:04:58Okay then

00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop

00:05:05I need to pick something

00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol

00:05:08I am 22 years old

00:05:10Exactly

00:05:11Kiddo

00:05:11Shut up

00:05:12You're not that much older than me

00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later

00:05:17and I need to buy alcohol

00:05:18because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:05:20and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year

00:05:22And nobody

00:05:25If I take you

00:05:27Will you shut up?

00:05:28Yes

00:05:37I'll be fine

00:05:49You're not going out there dressed like that

00:05:53It's not safe

00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?

00:05:57Yeah

00:05:58Why didn't you say something?

00:06:00I just did

00:06:01You freaking creep

00:06:04Give me a jacket or something

00:06:22When you're done checking me out

00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes

00:06:38I was not checking you out

00:06:39That was a yawn

00:06:40I'm sure it was kiddo

00:06:42It's past your bedtime

00:06:43Stop calling me kid

00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper

00:07:04This is a small kickback

00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there

00:07:17Does your dad know about that?

00:07:19Well

00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit

00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks

00:07:24But he doesn't live here

00:07:26And neither do you

00:07:27Yeah, about that

00:07:29I live here now

00:07:29He put me in charge

00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out

00:07:33Wait, Chris

00:07:33No, please

00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends

00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid

00:07:51I don't have another choice

00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here

00:07:56And this is my last year of college

00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone

00:08:03Fine

00:08:04Have your kickback

00:08:06Or not

00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here

00:08:09Until your dad gets back

00:08:11I don't need you to look after me

00:08:17Who is that?

00:08:20No

00:08:25I'm going to kill you?

00:08:27Count your days, slut?

00:08:29It's not a big deal

00:08:30I can explain

00:08:31This is your ex, Brian

00:08:33Your dad was talking about him

00:08:34This sick fuck

00:08:36You guys were spying on me?

00:08:38Mark cares about your safety

00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here

00:08:43It's either me living here

00:08:44Or three bodyguards

00:08:46Your choice

00:08:47You are not living here

00:08:55You are not living here

00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says

00:08:59I don't need a babysitter

00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby

00:09:04I don't need a babysitter

00:09:05You better not show your face in there

00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends

00:09:11God damn it

00:09:19Promise to mark

00:09:21He's too much

00:09:34Who is this bub grandpa?

00:09:34Grandpa?

00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike

00:09:37Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:09:48I could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:09:52Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:09:54And rich dad means...

00:09:56Fancy alcohol!

00:09:58Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.

00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:10:10Duh, I didn't miss it.

00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.

00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.

00:10:23Thanks, Heather.

00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?

00:10:27Enjoy the party!

00:10:28I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:10:38Where's Harper?

00:10:40Harper?

00:10:43Forget Harper.

00:10:45Hang out with me.

00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:52I know somewhere we can talk.

00:10:55I don't like talking.

00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:11:02Talk or no talk?

00:11:03No talk.

00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?

00:11:11Sorry, ladies.

00:11:12I don't like my women.

00:11:14Desperate.

00:11:18Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:11:21I'll make you regret it.

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey!

00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:11:47Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.

00:11:51Yeah, of course you can.

00:11:53You're, you're like, your school royalty.

00:11:57Thanks.

00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:12:03We're, we're friends?

00:12:05Of course!

00:12:08I have to pee.

00:12:10Wait for me?

00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.

00:12:12I'll just leave you right outside my own room.

00:12:23What dirt can I find?

00:12:25Oh, this is gold.

00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down.

00:12:55I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:13:18The hell?

00:13:25Attention, everybody.

00:13:27Hello.

00:13:29You all seem a little bored.

00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading

00:13:37a few pages of Harper's diary.

00:13:42Let's see.

00:13:45Dear diary,

00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:13:52Oh, Harper.

00:13:55Daddy issues much?

00:14:01No!

00:14:01I just need to give it back!

00:14:06Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.

00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.

00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...

00:14:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:14:26Kerper, that is so nasty!

00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true!

00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:14:36Let's go back down.

00:14:41Let's go back down.

00:14:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:14:51Fuck this.

00:15:03Fuck this.

00:15:13Fuck this.

00:15:15Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?

00:15:34You are supposed to get rid of him.

00:15:41Come to her party.

00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness.

00:15:45And you make fun of her family life?

00:15:46It was a joke. It was a joke.

00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:15:58Chris, that's enough.

00:16:00Let her go.

00:16:04One last.

00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?

00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.

00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.

00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.

00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.

00:16:20If you mess with her again...

00:16:23Fuck you up.

00:16:26But we're literally just girls.

00:16:28I don't give a fuck.

00:16:30Everyone out.

00:16:31The fuck out.

00:16:32What the hell was that?

00:16:40What the hell was that?

00:16:43What the hell was that?

00:16:44She hurt you.

00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.

00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:17:05You're crying.

00:17:14Why are you crying?

00:17:15I won't understand.

00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.

00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.

00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

00:17:24Stupid.

00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.

00:17:28You just embarrassed me.

00:17:29I'm going to stop you right there.

00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.

00:17:31I said stop.

00:17:35I said stop.

00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school.

00:17:39We'll find you another school.

00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.

00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?

00:17:47Just because you run some sort of shady business.

00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.

00:17:51I told you to stop calling me that.

00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like one.

00:18:04Oh, yeah?

00:18:07If I'm such a kid,

00:18:09what's that breast against my leg right now?

00:18:16Sorry, kid.

00:18:18That's my gun.

00:18:19You're going to have to try a lot harder

00:18:21if you want to turn me on.

00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.

00:18:40Please tell me you're gone.

00:18:41You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.

00:18:51I don't care what my dad says.

00:18:58Oh!

00:19:00God.

00:19:07What?

00:19:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?

00:19:20No.

00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:24It's going to not be happening.

00:19:25He's going to be back in any second.

00:19:27You know, if you weren't played,

00:19:37you could have just asked.

00:19:41I don't want to...

00:19:42I don't want to play.

00:19:44What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?

00:19:48You're the one who came into my room,

00:19:49into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:19:51I was doing you a favor

00:19:54and helping you move out

00:19:55because you shouldn't be here.

00:19:59Uncuff me.

00:20:03What are your manners?

00:20:06Say please.

00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:20:13Give me the key.

00:20:22What the...

00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:20:26Are you ready to listen?

00:20:28Like a good little girl?

00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:20:36Rule number one.

00:20:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world

00:20:44long enough to notice it.

00:20:45So when I tell you

00:20:46that I'm here to protect you,

00:20:49you better listen to everything I say.

00:20:51I can take care of my...

00:20:53Rule number two.

00:20:55No talking back.

00:20:57I am the last guy

00:20:58you want to piss off.

00:21:00Rule number three.

00:21:10Don't start any games.

00:21:13You're not ready to play.

00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?

00:21:35My plans are none of your concern.

00:21:38Here in the regular

00:21:40no-violent, non-mafia America,

00:21:42Oh, we have this thing called privacy.

00:21:45You can have your privacy.

00:21:48Until sunset.

00:21:50What does that mean?

00:21:55We have curfew.

00:21:56Ah!

00:22:12How's my daughter?

00:22:20Um, hot.

00:22:22What was that?

00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.

00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:22:29Is she back from class?

00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:22:35She's fine, Mark.

00:22:38Good.

00:22:38You're my best friend.

00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:22:51Give me some time

00:23:00Stay when I try

00:23:02Look at my heart

00:23:04I'm gonna do your song

00:23:08This is the one

00:23:10Look at my heart

00:23:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble

00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:23:42Oh, excuse me.

00:23:47We're filming.

00:23:48Filming?

00:23:49Filming what?

00:23:50Some real hot stuff.

00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.

00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.

00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.

00:23:57It says her location's here.

00:23:59So step aside

00:24:00before I make you.

00:24:02Mmm, nope.

00:24:03Harper's my best friend.

00:24:05And she didn't mention

00:24:05some old dude would be looking for-

00:24:07Hey, wait!

00:24:08Wait!

00:24:09Wait!

00:24:12He looks so sexy.

00:24:18Keep going.

00:24:19Harper?

00:24:27You shouldn't be here.

00:24:29You shouldn't be here.

00:24:31I tried to stop him.

00:24:34Hey!

00:24:36No, Harper.

00:24:37You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.

00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?

00:24:40It's for a class project.

00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:24:44Class my ass.

00:24:45Is that what you-

00:24:46You told her to get her here?

00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:24:49Chris, stop!

00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.

00:24:51Then the camera's next.

00:24:53Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:54Not the camera.

00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.

00:24:55You should have thought about that

00:24:56before making Harper shoot you porn.

00:24:59That is enough!

00:25:08Boom.

00:25:09Boom.

00:25:12These look amazing, Harper.

00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.

00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:25:20No one's going to see these.

00:25:22Deleting them.

00:25:23What?

00:25:24That is art.

00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God,

00:25:28I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps

00:25:30a lap dance.

00:25:31See how much my dad likes that.

00:25:39Your choice.

00:25:43Camera it is.

00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:25:49You asshole!

00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,

00:25:53I will jam that camera so far down your throat.

00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.

00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?

00:26:07We're leaving.

00:26:08Now.

00:26:09So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:26:20I did it for your own good.

00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:26:26You need me around for your safety.

00:26:28Because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:26:33Like a piece of meat.

00:26:34My classmate?

00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:26:43Jealous?

00:26:45Jealous?

00:26:50You're cute, Harper.

00:26:51I'll give you that.

00:26:53And those things you do?

00:26:55They're cute, too.

00:26:58You know what's not cute?

00:27:00Me jealous.

00:27:02Now you were right.

00:27:03I'm in some shady business.

00:27:05And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:27:08But you better not test me.

00:27:10Or I'll break you.

00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.

00:27:20Well, guess what?

00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:27:27Just admit...

00:27:28That you want me.

00:27:30What the hell is happening to me?

00:27:39There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.

00:27:44You know what, Chris?

00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?

00:27:47Fine.

00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.

00:27:52So...

00:27:53Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:28:00No.

00:28:02Are you sleepy with a professor?

00:28:04Oh my God, Maria, no!

00:28:05Ew!

00:28:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.

00:28:12Hmm.

00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:28:16I don't know.

00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:28:20Um, wait.

00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:28:27Think about it.

00:28:29What?

00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:28:36So that's step one.

00:28:37Hmm.

00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:28:42He was jealous, Harbs.

00:28:43Yeah, right.

00:28:44Jealous of me?

00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:28:55Jealous over you.

00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:29:05Until he snaps.

00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:29:09And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.

00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:29:22Because I get what I want.

00:29:24Oh, sexy outfit.

00:29:36Check.

00:29:38Popcorn.

00:29:39Check.

00:29:39The notebook.

00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:29:43Check.

00:29:44Check.

00:29:45Check.

00:29:46Check.

00:29:47Check.

00:29:48Check.

00:29:49Check.

00:29:50Check.

00:29:51Check.

00:29:52Check.

00:29:53What do you want?

00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:29:58Um, popcorn?

00:30:00Harper, you idiot.

00:30:02Seduce him.

00:30:04I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:30:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.

00:30:18Your pulse is racing.

00:30:20What's going on?

00:30:21Oh.

00:30:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:30:25Uh, no, I just...

00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...

00:30:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:30:51But what about your date?

00:31:15How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.

00:31:18Because it's not real.

00:31:21This is ridiculous.

00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.

00:31:27It's true love.

00:31:29There's no such thing as true love.

00:31:32Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:31:35Or...

00:31:37Maybe...

00:31:39Maybe...

00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.

00:31:51How many times are you doing?

00:31:53How many times are you doing?

00:31:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:01What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:32:03No, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.

00:32:17Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:32:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:32:27It's not a lie.

00:32:29You are a beautiful woman.

00:32:31I'm too much for you, kid. You can't handle me.

00:32:36Try me.

00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:32:44I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.

00:32:49Maybe I'm into that.

00:32:51No. I don't think you are.

00:32:57What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:33:01And even when you are in trouble, I never love you.

00:33:10Just...

00:33:12Shut up and watch the movie.

00:33:14I'm sorry. I love you.

00:33:16I love you.

00:33:17This is the last thing I can do for you.

00:33:28You're supposed to seduce him, Harper. Not be seduced by him.

00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:33:41You're late, big daddy.

00:33:44But you sound pissed.

00:33:47So I'll wait.

00:33:49You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?

00:33:51Not tonight.

00:33:53Busy.

00:33:55Busy?

00:33:57Maybe for me you're not.

00:33:59When the hell could you possibly be?

00:34:01Are you with another woman?

00:34:05Woman? No.

00:34:09Not a woman.

00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:34:14Not this guy.

00:34:24Lose my number.

00:34:33Whoever this girl is.

00:34:35Your days are numbered.

00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:34:38She's going to be the dead for me.

00:34:59Kid.

00:35:01Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:35:08Jim.

00:35:09What?

00:35:10What?

00:35:11What?

00:35:13Today?

00:35:19Damn it, Harper.

00:35:38You know, if you're trying to fill me up,

00:36:04you should probably have your hand inside my pants.

00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?

00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.

00:36:15His business partner.

00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.

00:36:19No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.

00:36:27So, so we didn't?

00:36:30No.

00:36:32Because you're still alive.

00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.

00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.

00:36:40You don't know that.

00:36:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.

00:36:45Oh yeah? Explain that.

00:36:48That's Morningwood, sweetheart.

00:36:51Don't get your hopes up.

00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.

00:36:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.

00:36:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?

00:37:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?

00:37:16What's wrong?

00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?

00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.

00:37:22I'm going to go for a walk.

00:37:25With my friend.

00:37:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.

00:37:30That's interesting.

00:37:52So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun

00:38:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.

00:38:18Struggling much?

00:38:22I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:38:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.

00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?

00:39:00That's not.

00:39:07No underwear?

00:39:08That's a bad manners, Angel.

00:39:19What can I do?

00:39:23Punish you.

00:39:28I don't know.

00:39:29You don't know me?

00:39:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:39:48Would you complain about that, princess?

00:39:52It's so you do your worst.

00:39:54It's so you do your worst.

00:39:55I'm sorry.

00:40:12I can't let this happen.

00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:40:22But, but what about-

00:40:25There's no buts.

00:40:29I can't let this happen again.

00:40:41Cockblock!

00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:40:57That was part of the plan!

00:40:59I can't even go back to my own place now.

00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.

00:41:02Was it big?

00:41:05So big.

00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:41:12It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?

00:41:16He's a sex freak?

00:41:17Like, BDSM?

00:41:20The whole nine yards.

00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?

00:41:39Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:41:44Stop messing with that.

00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?

00:42:08He's not my man.

00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.

00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.

00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:42:20You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?

00:42:22Harps?

00:42:24Huh?

00:42:28What do you want, Brian?

00:42:32Just five minutes.

00:42:36Fine.

00:42:36Harper, are you sure?

00:42:39It's okay.

00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:42:58Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:42:59I want to get back together.

00:43:10You cheated on me.

00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:43:15But that was months ago.

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:43:20This isn't about payback.

00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.

00:43:28What do you mean, moved on?

00:43:30Hmm?

00:43:31Are you fucking other guys?

00:43:33You slut!

00:43:34Hmm?

00:43:35Get off me!

00:43:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:38Let me see, then.

00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:43:41Show me.

00:43:42Show me!

00:43:42Let go of me!

00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:43:50A drink?

00:43:51I don't have time for this.

00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:43:55That's not happening.

00:43:57Ever.

00:43:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:44:02Me?

00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:44:08It's not a threat.

00:44:10It's a fact.

00:44:11You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.

00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:44:24Help me!

00:44:29Help!

00:44:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!

00:44:35Oh.

00:44:36Oh.

00:44:37Oh.

00:44:38Oh.

00:44:39You are gonna regret that, you bitch.

00:44:40What?

00:44:41I don't think she will, actually.

00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.

00:44:47And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:44:54You okay?

00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.

00:44:58She's mad, she's fucking used goods anyways.

00:45:11Stop it!

00:45:12You're gonna kill him.

00:45:13Good.

00:45:13He's not worth it.

00:45:15Let's go.

00:45:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:45:23I promise.

00:45:25Let's go.

00:45:28Let's go.

00:45:44Fuck.

00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him.

00:45:50Should we call 911?

00:45:52Seriously, Harper?

00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:45:57I handled myself just fine.

00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:46:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.

00:46:20So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.

00:46:34Let's see who you are.

00:46:37Do we have to do this?

00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:46:55You're dad wants me to keep you safe.

00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.

00:47:16I'm gonna throw up.

00:47:18Breathe.

00:47:21Breathe.

00:47:23You can do this.

00:47:24You can do this.

00:47:24I'm right here.

00:47:43Don't focus on my other stuff.

00:47:45I'm right here.

00:47:53Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.

00:48:02It's not hard to do.

00:48:16It's okay. It's okay. I got you.

00:48:19It's okay.

00:48:21It's okay.

00:48:22You're fine.

00:48:28You're fine, Harper.

00:48:35Just breathe.

00:48:37Just keep breathing.

00:48:40How are you feeling?

00:48:48Fine.

00:48:50Just insanely distracted.

00:48:52Ready for the next step?

00:48:57I don't know if I'm ready.

00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.

00:49:05I thought you didn't make those.

00:49:11What?

00:49:14Oh, my God.

00:49:16Oh, my God.

00:49:17You're talking about swimming.

00:49:20You're talking about swimming.

00:49:22What goes on in that head of yours?

00:49:29I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:31I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:35I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:48I want you to get used to being underwater.

00:49:51Harper! Harper! Harper!

00:50:02What happened? What happened?

00:50:04You blacked out. You're okay? You're okay?

00:50:09Sorry. I'm sorry.

00:50:12You did amazing. You're just going to get better and better.

00:50:19I can't do this.

00:50:21It's okay. We'll try again no more.

00:50:28Just kiss me.

00:50:31Your dad won't like this.

00:50:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.

00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.

00:50:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.

00:50:46Just say you don't want me.

00:50:51Does that feel like I don't want you?

00:51:02I want you.

00:51:05And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.

00:51:07I don't want you to mess with me.

00:51:13Do you like me?

00:51:23What the hell? What are you doing?

00:51:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our craw...

00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?

00:51:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.

00:51:33So you are a grandpa.

00:51:37Just as much as you're a kid.

00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.

00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.

00:51:47I'm going to shower.

00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?

00:52:04So this is where Chris has been lately.

00:52:15Running a daycare.

00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

00:52:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.

00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.

00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.

00:52:37He might be sexy.

00:52:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.

00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.

00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.

00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.

00:52:55You've been tracking him?

00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?

00:52:59The same kind he is.

00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.

00:53:15I'm surprised.

00:53:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.

00:53:21Just all around not intense enough for him.

00:53:27Not intense enough?

00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.

00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.

00:53:39I mean, look at you.

00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.

00:53:44You're out of your league, kid.

00:53:47Don't call me that.

00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?

00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.

00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.

00:54:00Choke you out.

00:54:00None of that.

00:54:03Kissing.

00:54:04Pillow talk.

00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.

00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.

00:54:15He actually lives here with me.

00:54:17Help me, I can't swim.

00:54:35Help, help, I can't swim.

00:54:37Harper, Harper!

00:54:54Smile for T&M's, loser.

00:54:56Please help me.

00:54:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.

00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.

00:55:07Harper!

00:55:10Harper!

00:55:37Harper, no! Come on!

00:55:55Harper! Harper!

00:55:59Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.

00:56:01You're safe. You're safe.

00:56:03I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.

00:56:07Oh, you're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.

00:56:10You're safe now. Just breathe.

00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:56:18It's pathetic.

00:56:19Homewreck?

00:56:22Harper could never homewreck Esmalama.

00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.

00:56:30I need to come back to me, baby.

00:56:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:56:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.

00:56:41You killed me harder.

00:56:47I'm just how rough you get, baby.

00:56:52I don't love you.

00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.

00:56:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:57:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:57:05What are you doing?

00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.

00:57:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:57:32Do you got that?

00:57:33Are you threatening me?

00:57:36No.

00:57:37I'm telling you.

00:57:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:57:43Get out of here.

00:57:45Wait.

00:57:46Please, don't.

00:57:47I'll do anything.

00:57:49Please.

00:57:49What are you doing?

00:57:50Chris, no!

00:58:05Wait!

00:58:06Wait!

00:58:06I'm sorry for the situation

00:58:27I put you in, Margot

00:58:29She will not bother you again

00:58:32I swear

00:58:33Don't worry about it

00:58:36I guess we both

00:58:40Have histories of

00:58:43Dating crazies, huh?

00:58:46I've never dated her

00:58:47We weren't a thing

00:58:49A lot of brain to her

00:58:53Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:59:06She said that

00:59:07That I would never be able to handle you

00:59:14She said that

00:59:18That I would never be able to handle you

00:59:25Satisfy you

00:59:29In bed

00:59:31That I was too much of a kid

00:59:38And that

00:59:38You'd never be into me

00:59:41Is that true?

00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper

00:59:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel

00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you

00:59:58When I was in that pool

01:00:05I

01:00:05I really thought I was gonna die

01:00:08And all I could think about

01:00:13Was all the things I regret never doing

01:00:15What did you regret?

01:00:20Not doing this sooner

01:00:22I

01:00:27Not doing it

01:00:28Not doing it

01:00:29Well the thing

01:00:30It's

01:00:31I was like

01:00:31You know

01:00:31For me

01:00:32I love you

01:00:33I love you

01:00:34But I remember

01:00:34And I love you

01:00:35I love you

01:00:36I love you

01:00:37I love you

01:00:38I love you

01:00:38what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is

01:01:00going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't

01:01:07about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours

01:01:13you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this

01:01:24ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah

01:01:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then

01:01:40you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho

01:01:45just trying to protect you

01:01:55morning

01:02:04bagel i'm not hungry

01:02:07you need to eat

01:02:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone

01:02:26are we even now

01:02:33bageled me and you made me striptease for you

01:02:37what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this you should have thought about that before

01:02:44you broke my heart

01:02:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves

01:03:04i'm going to make this up to you promise

01:03:12has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo

01:03:23nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening why would i invite an

01:03:34asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douche bag okay you need to impress

01:03:42some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class and i am not letting you fail

01:03:47stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay

01:03:54okay

01:03:55wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours who the fuck

01:04:13cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway

01:04:17make sure no one's coming

01:04:21whoops

01:04:36i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch

01:04:47good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight heartburn

01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect huh what no no no no my my final project how am i gonna graduate

01:05:17why would someone do this to me

01:05:19harper

01:05:24harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly

01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait

01:05:42did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna

01:05:57report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof

01:06:02good luck with that losers that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper there's the student i've been looking for i can explain

01:06:15harper harper is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete choke

01:06:30ladies ladies i assure you harper harper knew what she was doing in fact

01:06:36guests just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap

01:06:41i will

01:06:42who would buy this piece of crap

01:06:57i will

01:06:58it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party

01:07:05christina don't be rude don't you know who this is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector

01:07:13there's no way that's okay professor not everyone has taste

01:07:17how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18

01:07:29done

01:07:32wait eighteen hundred dollars you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting

01:07:38for less than eighteen thousand dollars you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging

01:07:44whack-ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account

01:07:52here's two mil take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get

01:07:58for harper's sake sir mr collins this is too much oh my god oh my god are you fucking kidding me

01:08:07are you fucking kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady

01:08:16who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money

01:08:24runs this university and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic

01:08:29to see this check for disciplinary action you're going to get us expelled professor you can't

01:08:38please getting expelled sounds just about right to me no wait not so fast what the

01:08:45fuck else do you want from me

01:08:58i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us

01:09:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me

01:09:08i don't need to ruin your lives those dresses though wait why um

01:09:27this dress this is versace you asshole you're going to fucking pay for this

01:09:34what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me

01:09:43the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go

01:09:48why are you grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go

01:09:53oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera i'll see you later

01:09:56congratulations on the sale miss reeves chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen thousand dollars

01:10:07seriously i thought it'd be more expensive

01:10:16what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me

01:10:20he um i mean i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you

01:10:44i want you harper i want to do things to you

01:10:58bad things

01:11:02but only if you want me to

01:11:06i do

01:11:14why'd you stop i've been waiting so long for this

01:11:23i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show

01:11:33and i'll wait for you wear that for me tonight

01:11:37harper harper

01:11:45hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having

01:11:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell

01:11:58you about harper you about harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's

01:12:07dangerous you need to move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper

01:12:14harper

01:12:23taxis for harper

01:12:25Hey, let go of me! Stop it!

01:12:40Please, please let me go.

01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:12:53Ryan?

01:12:55Why are you doing this? We broke up.

01:12:57Oh, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:13:00You psycho!

01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:13:06He humiliated me!

01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?

01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:13:21Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:13:25No.

01:13:26No.

01:13:27You can just watch.

01:13:30No.

01:13:30No, no, no!

01:13:31No, no!

01:13:32No!

01:13:33No!

01:13:33No.

01:13:34No.

01:13:39No.

01:13:39A trap?

01:13:51What the hell?

01:14:09Not bad for a guy who hates romance.

01:14:15I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.

01:14:28Hey crap, I can explain.

01:14:30You're gonna explain!

01:14:32But first, you know my daughter better than I do?

01:14:38Is that text a prank?

01:14:41Harper's in trouble, we need to go.

01:14:46Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?

01:14:52Should we make him watch?

01:14:57Oh!

01:14:59Looks like he's here!

01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?

01:15:06Huh?

01:15:08Get ready boys!

01:15:09I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.

01:15:24That's what happens Chris, when you mess around with my shit!

01:15:30What's the matter tough guy?

01:15:32What?

01:15:33You can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:15:36Let me go!

01:15:37I-I-I-I'll leave home!

01:15:38I already told you once!

01:15:39You should've listened to me!

01:15:40What?

01:15:41I told you once!

01:15:42You should've listened to me then!

01:15:47what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards

01:15:55let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me then

01:16:07i'm gonna kill you god damn dick

01:16:17are you okay did he hurt you chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my

01:16:39package when it comes to you i'm willing to take my chances

01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on

01:16:55oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll hand i want to hear it from my daughter why are you

01:17:05making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him no dad

01:17:10look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship but deep down i know that

01:17:18you just want me to be safe

01:17:22chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad

01:17:30you're wrong about that it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness

01:17:39if that means being with chris then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it

01:17:50i believe you you keep her safe

01:17:56with my god damn life

01:18:00you remember my instructions

01:18:17yes

01:18:19yes daddy

01:18:32say it

01:18:35yes daddy

01:18:38i want you to beg for it

01:18:45me

01:18:50i want you to fuck me

01:18:55better

01:18:56stop teasing

01:19:05i want you now

01:19:06daddy

01:19:12Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.

01:19:28Don't stop, Daddy.

01:19:42Are you sure about that?

01:20:03We have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:20:07You can either uncuff me or fuck me.

01:20:27You know I'm dangerous.

01:20:31Rich or I?

01:20:32Do your worst, Daddy.

01:20:36Rich, Daddy.

01:20:37This is a lie.

01:20:38I slipped away from your heart.

01:20:42To breathe to divide from your lost to dream.

01:20:46And my heart is smoking, oh my gosh.

01:20:54As I started, let's stop it.

01:21:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.

01:21:11You're different.

01:21:24Ready for round five?

01:21:30Stop it.

01:21:31I'm sore.

01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.

01:21:36What if I don't?

01:21:40What was that?

01:21:41Crap.

01:21:42It's my dad.

01:21:43Honey, you home?

01:21:44Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.

01:21:46Stop it.

01:21:47Come in for us.

01:21:48I told you I was busy.

01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.

01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.

01:21:59Okay, I will.

01:22:01Can you get out?

01:22:15I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?

01:22:20No, please keep them covered.

01:22:23I want to give a speech.

01:22:25And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?

01:22:27I get nervous when I open up.

01:22:30You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.

01:22:34Just get on with it.

01:22:36What I do for a living.

01:22:37What I do for a living.

01:22:39The not so legal part.

01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.

01:22:48And for me to be...

01:22:50Vulnerable?

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:53Yeah.

01:22:54But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.

01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.

01:23:01And I want to be around you.

01:23:03Forever.

01:23:05So you're moving into the Empire State Building?

01:23:17I'm moving you in there.

01:23:21As a graduation present.

01:23:24And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.

01:23:34Only if you want to.

01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.

01:23:39Are you serious?

01:23:42What's wrong?

01:23:43Is it tacky?

01:23:45I liked it.

01:23:46I thought...

01:23:47Deal!

01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.

01:23:55Which is?

01:23:57You have to move in there with me.

01:23:59Deal.

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