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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you you better listen to everything I say that's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age Harper that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute be jealous
00:00:37It's in it you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:52I'll beat you in line
00:00:53Do your worst to daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10Just another crate just my luck
00:01:23Please pick up
00:01:28Hi dad um I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing hon
00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44What
00:01:46Who
00:01:47Drugging girls in my club you must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy swear
00:02:01I swear
00:02:02Shut up
00:02:08Shut up
00:02:09You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey you know that favor you owe me
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15Now
00:02:16Now
00:02:17What are you doing
00:02:23What's a princess like you doing in a place like this
00:02:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:35You get away from me creep
00:02:37Ah you got a mouth on you don't ya
00:02:40Stop
00:02:43Let's see what else it can do
00:02:45What the hell
00:02:49Mr. Collins
00:02:57Dad sent his best friend
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:05Come on
00:03:07You're shivering
00:03:09Come on
00:03:11You're shivering
00:03:13Come on
00:03:15Come on
00:03:17Kiddo
00:03:19Kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that
00:03:22I'm a grown ass woman
00:03:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what
00:03:28Let's go
00:03:37I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:03:40Five Christmases
00:03:42It's buffering
00:03:45Something wrong?
00:03:49Um
00:03:51Your arm is
00:03:53Wet
00:03:55From the rain
00:03:59Wipe it then
00:04:02Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:13Rain
00:04:14Sorry
00:04:15So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:17Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:04:18Feeding up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:49Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:04:54I don't do small talk.
00:04:58Tell you that.
00:05:02Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:05:05I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:09I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:11Shut up. You're not that much older than me.
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes.
00:05:32I'll be quick.
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:53It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:05When you're done checking me out,
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback.
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:07:26And neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris.
00:07:33No, please.
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:03Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me!
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:32Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:18God damn it.
00:09:20Promise to Mark.
00:09:21God damn it.
00:09:30Whoa.
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Oh, Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:39Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:51I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:53I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey!
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:12:23What dirt can I find?
00:12:26Oh, this is gold.
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:45Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:05What the hell?
00:13:19What the hell?
00:13:25Attention, everybody!
00:13:27Hello!
00:13:28You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:13:42Let's see.
00:13:44Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:51Oh, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No!
00:14:01I just need to give it back!
00:14:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:25Harper, that is so nasty!
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true!
00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's pull right down.
00:14:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:51Fuck this.
00:15:21You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:34You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:15:38Come to her party.
00:15:43You take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:15:46It was a joke!
00:15:47It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Chris, that's enough.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:04One last...
00:16:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty!
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:19If you mess with her again...
00:16:25Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls!
00:16:28I don't give a fuck!
00:16:29Everyone out!
00:16:30Get the fuck out!
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44What the hell was that?
00:16:45She hurt you.
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:29I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of our...
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:47Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you...
00:17:55to stop calling me that.
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid...
00:18:09What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:16Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:52You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:54You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:18:56You better not be a single t-shirt in there.
00:18:58Oh!
00:18:58Oh!
00:18:58God!
00:19:00God.
00:19:07What?
00:19:08Ah!
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:36You know, if he weren't played, he could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't wanna, I don't wanna play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:58Uncuff me.
00:20:02What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:10I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:17What the?
00:20:22What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:36Rule number one.
00:20:37There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of myself.
00:20:52I can take care of myself.
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55Not talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:07Rule number three.
00:21:10Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:13Rule number five.
00:21:14You're not ready to play.
00:21:15Rule number five.
00:21:16So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:31my plans are none of your concern
00:21:37here in
00:21:38the regular no violent
00:21:41non-mafia America we have
00:21:43this thing called privacy
00:21:44you can have your privacy
00:21:47until sunset
00:21:49what does that mean
00:21:51we have curfew
00:22:01how's my daughter
00:22:19um hot
00:22:21what was that
00:22:23uh she's hot-headed
00:22:25why the hell did I say that
00:22:27that's why you're watching her and not me
00:22:29is she back from class
00:22:30she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:22:33Chris is my daughter okay
00:22:36she's fine Mark
00:22:37good you're my best friend
00:22:39you're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:22:42you better have a good excuse
00:22:50when I find you
00:22:51give me some time
00:23:00stop when I try
00:23:02open my heart
00:23:04give me some time
00:23:08this is the world
00:23:10open my heart
00:23:12you're a fucking strip club Harper
00:23:27your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:23:31when you're at a goddamn strip club
00:23:33oh excuse me
00:23:46we're filming
00:23:47filming
00:23:48filming what
00:23:50some real hot stuff
00:23:52now beat it grandpa
00:23:53go find a room somewhere else
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper
00:23:57it says her location is here
00:23:59so step aside
00:24:00before I make you
00:24:01nope
00:24:03Harper is my best friend
00:24:04and she didn't mention
00:24:05some old dude would be looking for
00:24:06hey wait
00:24:07wait
00:24:08wait
00:24:09wait
00:24:09he looks so sexy
00:24:18keep going
00:24:19Harper
00:24:19you shouldn't be here
00:24:28you shouldn't be here
00:24:30I tried to stop him
00:24:32no Harper
00:24:36you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place
00:24:38what do you think you're doing here
00:24:40it's for a class project
00:24:42give him this camera back
00:24:43you prick
00:24:43class my ass
00:24:45is that what you want
00:24:46told her to get her here
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:24:49Chris stop
00:24:49not until I pummel this creep
00:24:51then the camera's next
00:24:52hey wait wait wait
00:24:53not the camera
00:24:54cost a thousand dollars
00:24:55you should have thought about that
00:24:56before making Harper shoot your porn
00:24:59that is enough
00:25:08these look amazing Harper
00:25:16oh my best friend is so sexy
00:25:18wait till the whole class sees this
00:25:20no one's going to see these
00:25:22deleting them
00:25:23what
00:25:23that is art
00:25:25give him this camera back
00:25:27or I swear to god
00:25:28I'll go out there
00:25:28and I'll give one of those creeps
00:25:30a lap dance
00:25:31see how much my dad likes that
00:25:34your choice
00:25:39camera it is
00:25:44no no no no no no
00:25:48you asshole
00:25:50if you ever ask Harper
00:25:52to do something like this
00:25:53I will jam that camera
00:25:55so far down your throat
00:25:56you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:25:59what the fuck
00:26:01is your problem
00:26:02leaving
00:26:07now
00:26:09so first you stalk me
00:26:17and then you humiliate me
00:26:19in front of my friends
00:26:20I did it for your own good
00:26:22you assaulted my classmate
00:26:24and ruined our project
00:26:25you need me around
00:26:27for your safety
00:26:28because clearly you can't do it
00:26:29on your own
00:26:30you should have seen the way
00:26:31those guys were looking at you
00:26:33like a piece of meat
00:26:34my classmate
00:26:37it sounds like someone's
00:26:38a little jealous
00:26:39jealous
00:26:43jealous
00:26:45you're cute Harper
00:26:51I'll give you that
00:26:52and those
00:26:53things you do
00:26:55they're cute too
00:26:56you know what's not cute
00:26:59me jealous
00:27:01now you were right
00:27:03I'm in some shady business
00:27:04and I don't give two shits
00:27:05about what your little friends
00:27:06think about me
00:27:07but you better not test me
00:27:09or I'll break you
00:27:11in more than one way
00:27:16Harper
00:27:16well guess what
00:27:20well guess what
00:27:21you just called me Harper
00:27:23instead of kid
00:27:24just admit
00:27:28that you want me
00:27:30what the hell is happening to me
00:27:37there's no way I'm turned on
00:27:40by my best friend's daughter
00:27:41put your seatbelt on
00:27:43you know what Chris
00:27:45you want to be my bodyguard
00:27:47fine
00:27:48but I'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:27:50let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:27:53so
00:27:55are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:27:59no
00:28:00are you sleeping with a professor
00:28:04oh my god Maria
00:28:05no
00:28:05ew
00:28:06that's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:28:09he was sent here to
00:28:11keep me safe
00:28:12hmm
00:28:13and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:28:15I don't know
00:28:16but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:28:20um
00:28:21wait
00:28:21you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:28:25think about it
00:28:28we need to get my dad to fire Chris
00:28:33the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:28:36so that's step one
00:28:37hmm
00:28:37you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:28:41he was jealous Harps
00:28:43yeah right
00:28:44jealous of me
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods
00:28:47he's like a
00:28:48tech genius
00:28:50billionaire
00:28:50hobbyist MMA fighter
00:28:52not jealous of you
00:28:54dummy
00:28:54jealous over you
00:28:56it looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:28:59so all we have to do
00:29:01is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:29:05until he snaps
00:29:05and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:29:09and when your dad sees that
00:29:11he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:29:15here's to Operation Seduction
00:29:18Chris Collins
00:29:20you better watch out
00:29:21because I get what I want
00:29:24sexy outfit check
00:29:37popcorn check
00:29:39a notebook
00:29:40the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:29:42check
00:29:43what do you want
00:29:55you done giving me the salad treatment
00:29:58um popcorn
00:29:59Harper
00:30:00you idiot
00:30:02seduce him
00:30:03I mean I
00:30:05brought snacks
00:30:07as a peace offering
00:30:08but
00:30:10if you're busy
00:30:11I can come back later
00:30:12come on
00:30:13wait wait wait
00:30:14I have a date
00:30:17but that's not important
00:30:18your pulse
00:30:18is racing
00:30:19what's going on
00:30:21uh
00:30:23is your ex-boyfriend
00:30:25giving you trouble
00:30:25uh
00:30:26no I just
00:30:28I came to ask
00:30:30if you wanted to watch a movie
00:30:32but
00:30:33it's
00:30:34well are we
00:30:46watching a movie
00:30:47or not
00:30:47but what about your date
00:30:55how are you not crying
00:31:16this is like the saddest movie ever
00:31:18because it's not real
00:31:20this is ridiculous
00:31:22no one would ever leave
00:31:24a perfect husband like that
00:31:26for someone like this
00:31:27it's true love
00:31:29there's no such thing as true love
00:31:32anyone who's fully grown
00:31:34knows that
00:31:34kiddo
00:31:35or
00:31:36maybe
00:31:39you're just a soulless
00:31:43AI bot
00:31:44and there are batteries
00:31:47in your back
00:31:47what exactly do you think
00:31:56you're doing touching me like that
00:31:57what exactly do you think
00:32:02you're doing touching me like that
00:32:03now come on
00:32:06just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:08don't
00:32:15mess with me Harper
00:32:16I'm not a toy
00:32:16I'll ruin you
00:32:17well
00:32:18I'm not just something
00:32:19that can be ruined
00:32:20as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:32:23I'm not a little girl anymore
00:32:24it's not a lie
00:32:29you are a beautiful woman
00:32:31and I'm too much for you kid
00:32:34you can't handle me
00:32:36try me
00:32:38I don't do that
00:32:43lovey-dovey shit
00:32:44I don't kiss
00:32:46and I don't make love
00:32:48Harper
00:32:48maybe I'm into that
00:32:51no
00:32:52I don't think you are
00:32:55what did you get yourself into Harper
00:33:00I don't think you are
00:33:01and even with Harper
00:33:03I never loved you
00:33:04just
00:33:11shut up and watch the movie
00:33:15I'm sorry
00:33:16I love you
00:33:17this was the last thing I could do for you
00:33:20you're supposed to seduce him Harper
00:33:31not be seduced by him
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:41you're late big daddy
00:33:43but you sound pissed
00:33:46so I'll wait
00:33:48you wanna come in
00:33:50fuck your frustration up
00:33:52not tonight
00:33:53busy
00:33:54busy?
00:33:55busy?
00:33:57never for me you're not
00:33:59when the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:02are you with another woman?
00:34:05woman?
00:34:05no
00:34:06not a woman
00:34:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:15not this guy
00:34:23lose my number
00:34:25whoever this girl is
00:34:34your days are numbered
00:34:36do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:34:39she's going to be the death of me
00:34:59kid
00:35:00because I'm coming for you Chris Collins
00:35:05stay
00:35:15damn it Harper
00:35:35you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:36:04you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:36:08oh my god did we have sex?
00:36:11oh my god did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend
00:36:15his business partner
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking
00:36:19no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:36:24so... so we didn't?
00:36:30no
00:36:32because you're still alive
00:36:34trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:36:37one night with me is one you wouldn't survive
00:36:39you don't know that
00:36:41let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:36:45oh yeah? explain that
00:36:47that's morning wood sweetheart
00:36:51don't get your hopes up
00:36:53we're not on a nickname basis
00:36:55you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:37:00is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:10what's wrong?
00:37:17not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:19I am gonna go for a cock-a-walk
00:37:22I'm gonna go for a walk
00:37:25with my friend
00:37:27thanks for watching me sleep, bye
00:37:30well this will do
00:37:52so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:38:07struggling much?
00:38:19ah
00:38:20ah
00:38:22ah
00:38:24ah
00:38:26ah
00:38:28ah
00:38:30ah
00:38:32ah
00:38:34ah
00:38:36ah
00:38:41I don't know what your game is but
00:38:43wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:38:46pretty obvious, kid
00:38:50I had no other choice
00:38:51I ran out of clothes and
00:38:53you don't know how to do laundry
00:38:55sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:38:57you just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00ah
00:39:01that's not
00:39:06no underwear
00:39:07no underwear
00:39:08no underwear
00:39:16that's bad manners, Angel
00:39:17what are you gonna do?
00:39:20punish you
00:39:23I don't know
00:39:24what are you gonna do?
00:39:25you don't know?
00:39:38you don't know?
00:39:40I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:39:44would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:46let's you do your worst
00:39:49let's you do your worst
00:39:50let's you do your worst
00:39:51let's you do your worst
00:39:53let's you do your worst
00:39:54And so you do your worst.
00:40:10I'm sorry.
00:40:12I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:19You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:24But, but what about-
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:29Can't let this happen again.
00:40:41Cut block!
00:40:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:53That was part of the plan!
00:40:55I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:58Was it big?
00:41:00So big.
00:41:02Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:04It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:07Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:41:09Like, BDSM?
00:41:10The whole nine yards.
00:41:12Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:14My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:15Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:16Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:18Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:20Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:22Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:25What if he is coming?
00:41:26Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:55Stop missing with that.
00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:06How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:08He's not my man.
00:42:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps?
00:42:24Huh?
00:42:28What do you want, Brian?
00:42:32Just five minutes.
00:42:36Fine.
00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:43:08I want to get back together.
00:43:10You cheated on me.
00:43:12I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:23I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:28What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:31Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:33You slut!
00:43:34Hmm?
00:43:35Hmm?
00:43:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:37Get off of me!
00:43:38Let me see, then.
00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:41Show me. Show me!
00:43:43Let go of me!
00:43:45There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:48I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:50A drink?
00:43:51I don't have time for this.
00:43:53You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:43:56That's not happening. Ever.
00:43:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:02Me?
00:44:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:09It's not a threat.
00:44:10It's a fact.
00:44:17You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:19But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:21I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me! Help!
00:44:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:30Good girl.
00:44:32You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:34I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:36That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:38And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:39You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:40You okay?
00:44:41Take her, you psychopaths. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:46I don't think she will.
00:44:47I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:49I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:50That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:52And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:53You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:55Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopaths. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:14He's not worth it.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:45:45Fuck.
00:45:48Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:51Should we call 911?
00:45:53Seriously, Harper?
00:45:55He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:57I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:20So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:32Hmph.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:36You are.
00:46:49Do we have to do this?
00:46:51What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:47:17Breathe.
00:47:19And do this.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:21Breathe.
00:47:23And do this.
00:47:50Breathe.
00:47:52I'm right here.
00:47:54Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:48:02It's not hard to do.
00:48:03It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:18It's okay.
00:48:19I got you.
00:48:20It's okay.
00:48:22It's okay.
00:48:27You're fine.
00:48:29You're fine, Harper.
00:48:30Just breathe.
00:48:32Just keep breathing.
00:48:36How are you feeling?
00:48:37Fine.
00:48:38Just insanely distracted.
00:48:40Ready for the next step?
00:48:44What?
00:48:46Fine.
00:48:48Just insanely distracted.
00:48:50Ready for the next step?
00:48:53What?
00:48:55What?
00:48:57What?
00:48:58I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:08I thought you didn't make love.
00:49:11What?
00:49:15Oh my God.
00:49:17Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:49:21You're talking about swimming.
00:49:22Swimming.
00:49:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:52Parker!
00:49:54Parker!
00:49:56Parker!
00:49:58Parker!
00:50:02What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:05You blacked out.
00:50:07You okay?
00:50:09You okay?
00:50:11Sorry.
00:50:13For what?
00:50:14You did amazing.
00:50:15You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:21Hey.
00:50:24It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:28Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:32Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:47Just say you don't want me.
00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:03I want you.
00:51:05And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:07You're going to get hurt.
00:51:13You really like me.
00:51:17What the hell?
00:51:18What are you doing?
00:51:19We need to talk about this first.
00:51:20Inside.
00:51:21With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:22Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:24I'm not a tease.
00:51:25I just care about you.
00:51:27So you are a grandpa.
00:51:29Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:31Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:33No, I need a moment to cool.
00:51:35Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:37Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:39No, I need a moment to cool.
00:51:42I need a moment to cool.
00:51:43I'm going to shout.
00:51:45Offer, what are you doing?
00:51:50Offer, what are you doing?
00:52:11so this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what
00:52:18are you doing in my house who are you and what are you doing in my house I'm
00:52:26Elena Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries I noticed how closely
00:52:32you and Chris Collins were at the gala I wanted to warn you he might be sexy
00:52:38but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me from
00:52:43danger like strangers breaking into my house oh honey I go where I want plus I keep tabs on our
00:52:53mutual friend you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:53:00let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:53:06let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately I'm surprised
00:53:16doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:53:23not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:53:29yeah well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:53:33oh please don't make me laugh I mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess
00:53:43pepper you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:53:48you want to know how Chris likes the fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:53:59choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:54:08because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:54:09he'll be bored of you and weak he actually lives here with me
00:54:17you're gonna scare me
00:54:20help me I can't swim
00:54:31help help I can't swim
00:54:38help I can't swim
00:54:40help
00:54:44help
00:54:46help
00:54:47help
00:54:48help
00:54:49help
00:54:50help
00:54:51help
00:54:52help
00:54:53smile for T&B's loser
00:54:54help Matthew
00:54:56please don't
00:54:57just crawl your way out idiot
00:55:00that's what you get for stealing my man
00:55:10Harper
00:55:27no come on
00:55:44Harper
00:55:45no
00:55:46come on
00:55:55Harper
00:55:56Harper
00:55:57Harper
00:55:58breathe
00:55:59it's okay I got you
00:56:00you're safe
00:56:01you're safe
00:56:02you're safe
00:56:03I thought I was gonna die
00:56:04I thought I was gonna die
00:56:06you're okay just breathe
00:56:08just breathe
00:56:09you're safe now
00:56:10just breathe
00:56:11just breathe
00:56:13way to downgrade Chris
00:56:15I mean I know she can homewreck but she can't even swim
00:56:18it's pathetic
00:56:19homewreck?
00:56:20hmm
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck us Malala
00:56:25hmm
00:56:26she couldn't if she tried
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me baby
00:56:32we were just playing hard to get so I got a little jealous
00:56:36she could never homewreck us
00:56:37she could never homewreck us because
00:56:40there's nothing to wreck
00:56:42he he he
00:56:44killed me
00:56:45harder
00:56:47I miss how rough you get a baby
00:56:52I don't love you
00:56:54and you almost killed Harper
00:56:57how was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim
00:57:02she's fine stop overreacting baby
00:57:04what are you doing?
00:57:05tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:57:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors
00:57:25you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt
00:57:32do you got that?
00:57:34are you threatening me?
00:57:36no
00:57:37I'm telling you
00:57:39don't fuck with the people I care about
00:57:44get out of here
00:57:45wait
00:57:46please
00:57:47don't
00:57:48I'll do anything
00:57:49please
00:57:50what are you doing?
00:57:51don't
00:57:52wait
00:57:53no
00:57:54hold on
00:57:55wait
00:57:56hold on
00:57:58what are you doing?
00:57:59no
00:58:01no
00:58:02wait
00:58:04no
00:58:05wait
00:58:06no
00:58:09wait
00:58:10no
00:58:11no
00:58:12no
00:58:13no
00:58:14no
00:58:15we
00:58:16no
00:58:17no
00:58:18no
00:58:19no
00:58:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:46I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:50I'm not a brand of her.
00:58:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:17She said that...
00:59:19that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:46That's not how I feel, Marber.
00:59:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:53I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:57When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:03And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:22What did I do?
01:00:26Any other.
01:00:34No story.
01:00:34Excuse me.
01:00:35Let's stop by.
01:00:38There you prove.
01:00:39There you are.
01:00:42There you are.
01:00:44What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:14I'm too dangerous.
01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not me.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:53Just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:07I'm hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:12No.
01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:32Are we even now?
01:02:33You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:10I promise.
01:03:11I promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:27And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30Well, I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:48Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:55How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:25I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:47Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:11No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:14How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:23Harper.
01:05:26Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:42Did you do this?
01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:10Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14Professor, I can explain.
01:06:18Harper?
01:06:21Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:30Now, ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:34In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:54Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:06:58It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:20How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:22Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:31Wait, $1,800?
01:07:34You can study at this school or not.
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:50Here's $2,000.
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:15Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:20My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled.
01:08:36Professor, you can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor!
01:08:43Well, not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:49Whoa!
01:08:50No!
01:08:50Whoa!
01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:02Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14Wait, what, huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:16What was it that you two said?
01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:34What was it that you two said?
01:09:35Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:42The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go!
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:51Let's go!
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:09:56Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:05That's $18,000!
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:10:49A blindfold?
01:10:52I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:06I do.
01:11:06Why'd we stop?
01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:28And I'll wait for you.
01:11:33I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:37harper harper hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to
01:11:58tell you about harper look you got the fuck i swear the guns and the money it's not just for
01:12:06show harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to
01:12:13him okay harper taxi for harper
01:12:25who are you hey let go of me stop it
01:12:36please please let me go if it's money i'll i'll give you however much you want
01:12:46harper harper harper harper ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:56we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our
01:13:03breakup he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have
01:13:12he has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:13:15once he arrives to save his little princess
01:13:20well we don't need to get into the gory details do we no no you can just watch
01:13:28no no no no no no no no
01:13:33a trap what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:14:12i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper before you sleep
01:14:20with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:14:24hey crap i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:14:33you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:14:40harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:43should we have some food with you after we kill leather grant
01:14:50should we make him watch
01:14:54oh looks like he's here
01:15:01are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:15:06huh get ready boys
01:15:09i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:25that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33what's the matter tough guy
01:15:52what you can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:55let me go
01:16:02i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:16:07i'm gonna kill you god damn bitch
01:16:12are you okay
01:16:31did he hurt you
01:16:33i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:16:44would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:54oh my god
01:16:58oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:17:01i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:17:06i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:17:09no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:14but deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:17:22chris makes me feel safe
01:17:28please don't be mad
01:17:30you're wrong about it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:17:40if that means being with chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or i will make him regret it
01:17:49i believe you
01:17:52you keep her safe
01:17:56with my god damn life
01:18:00you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:19yes daddy
01:18:32save it
01:18:36yes daddy
01:18:38i'll want you to beg for it
01:18:45i want you to help me
01:18:51stop teasing
01:19:03i want you now
01:19:05daddy
01:19:12say it
01:19:13or i'll punish you
01:19:15don't stop daddy
01:19:29are you sure about that
01:19:47are you sure about that
01:19:48you have two choices mr collins
01:20:05you can either uncuff me
01:20:10Or fuck me?
01:20:27You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Rich am I.
01:20:34Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:40Step away from your heart, it's too late, to get by from yesterday, and my heart's broken, oh my shit.
01:20:58As I started, let's stop it.
01:21:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:10You're different.
01:21:28Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it, I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46Stop it!
01:21:47Come in, Carole!
01:21:48I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:30You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part.
01:22:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:46And for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:23:01And I want to be around you.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:31Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:40Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44It's a tacky?
01:23:46I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:18Deal it.
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